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Nobody: Sarcastic Summary: Lamity

"Cubone with ADHD" is how I will refer to King as from now on

Eda is definitely my favorite character. Easily. She deeply cares about others She has a fun personality She's stylish She doesn't fall for bullshit and most of all she ate that live shape shifting squid like it was an ordinary piece of seafood

We’re trying to get Disney to allow The Owl House have more Season 3 episodes.

"Also the budget finally kicks in" BOY DID IT EVER Those fight scenes between Lilith and Eda were absolutely phenomenal.

“Then why where you so easy to cures” * Applebee’s ad starts to play *

3:07 I love that when u said “Multiple accounts” There is Gus and his best self in the Bg 4:00 I NEED a 10 hour vid of that 5:03 5:47ah yes… team rocket 8:39 KIDS FIGHT!! Kids fight??? KIDS FIGHT

Still waiting for King to evolve into his ultimate form.

Lilith is actually the older sister Eda's curse just makes her look like the older one

"And whatever the f*ck Hooty is supposed to be" Yup accurate

Episode two is dark when summarized sarcastically.

Can we appreciate how well cut together the video's intro is

Eda is amazing, she will forever be my queen

I relate to Hooty. People hate when I talk. Poor Hooty.

I was waiting for this moment

"And pisses off her future wife" OMG THAT WAS SO PERFECT

Luz: I think I finally understand why the Emperor wants you so badly. He's got the hots for you, doesn't he? Eda: *fingerguns* Me: *is Golden Guard Eda and Emperor Belos secret love child or something?*

Luz is just the Z-teen, who discovered reality shifting during the quarantine

At 4:37 he calls Eda's curse a magic STD which I was completely fine with until I realized Lilith gave it to her 🙂🙃

"Episode eighteen. Ah yes, the get f**cked episode!" More accurate summary of this entire video.

Before I actually watched the Owl House I thought the main character was Amity and Luz was just a side character But that was only because I clicked on one of the Amity gay panic videos before actually watching the show.

5:00 Lilith is Eda's older sister and somehow that makes everything she did even worse

Important announcement about season 3! Unfortunately, Disney has just cut short a big amount of screen time for season 3. Season three is only going to have THREE EPISODES. Each episode being 44 minutes long. This was NOT Dana's choice; she had been hoping for the usual 20 episode, 22 minutes per episode pickup, and not expecting a cancellation. That's approximately, 308 minutes of screen time lost! Good news: Dana said there were still a couple of ways to change this. 1. Streaming The Owl House from Disney+ 2. Sending physical letters to Disney TVA. Send them a letter and tell them you want to see a full-length season 3. If enough people send letters, then Disney might allow her to create more for the show. (Remember, PHYSICAL LETTERS. Disney only responds to Physical letters) 3. Signing this petition (link to it is on the replies to this comment) Out of these 3 solutions, no. 2 is still the most effective way. Information for the letters: Disney TVA's mailing address is 811 Sonora Ave. Glendale, CA 91201 Copy this and repost it on your social media accounts! Spread the word while we can still change this! Before season 3 is too far in production! (Please pin this comment so more people can see it)

welp, I'm now referring to Luz x Amity as Lamity now.

5:01 I love how the covenent fair is basically a job fair and their telling kids to pick one job and stick with it until they die like we used to 30-50 years ago.

I wish you could have heard the squeal of excitement I made when I saw this

For all that we joke about it I really hope that the fan content for this show doesn't turn into just Lumity shipping and nothing else. There is such a rich world to explore that it would feel like kind of a waste (and in my experience fandoms where one ship overwhelmingly dominates tend to get ugly eventually).

This show only blew up because of Luz and Amity Shipping. I can't tell if that amazing or Sad. All i do know is please don't make it the Shipping Mess that was Star Vs.

The Owl House in one sentence: A better Harry Potter than Harry Potter.

Gods, yes. I have been WAITING for this. Great video, as always!

"King was also in this episode" that killed me- also "most of you have already made this your identity" that was like 10 months ago...and is still true now

10:26 I thought I was the only one who thought that the portal was eerily close the the one from Gravity Falls.

“Lessons are learned, nobody remembered them” That’s it, that’s the show lol (I love it)

Sarcastic Summary: Watch Sk8 Infinity Me: Just finished Sk8 Infinity 2 minutes ago

1:45 to be fair, it's not Luz's creativity that's the problem, but the collateral damage she leaves in her path

The thumbnail is a mood

9:25 basha is the daughter of tom and Janna This is the hill I will die on

Eda is definitely foxy but I'm more of a Lilith man🧐

Hey question how do you feel about how they explained the glyph system? Personally I think I needed a little more info on how it works but maybe just I’m dumb though. Lol

Great video and love this show and all the characters. Great sarcastic summary

It's *Lumity* ! 5:00 older sister.

Great video, and the Ghibli line made me sseth exactly like it was supposed too lmao.

That moment when you're going back to watching some Owl House videos to NOT get lost in Sk8 stuff and be reminded that the cosplay is not finished but then you're at the end of the video and it gets thrown in your face... Ah yes, today's gonna be a great day xD But yeah, nice video, keep up the good work and such things, erm... Yes xD

I have made this show my identity and proud of it

I loveddddd this show !!! Can't wait for more ❤❤❤ hey Chorus are you gonna be doing My Hero Academia ? or The Trollhunters cause those are great going and I'd love to see that cause I loved your 1sr mha video either way keep making these summaries.. we love em !

“Especially when yourself is somebody who buys things.” The irony of getting an ad (not just the sponsored segment in the vid) right after this line.

By the title of thumbnail alone I for the first completely agree with you

I just love the fact that after all of this years we are still using the term Shen Gong Wu to describe magical objects.

Whew the "closet full of Shen Gong Wu" Xiaolin Showdown reference sent me WAY BACK

Me: Lumity SC: Lamity Me: Eh, potato, po-tah-to

In my perspective, The owl house doesn’t have filler episodes all episodes have a plot to future episodes

1 min in the vid and I already live this guy 😂

I’ve been waiting for this!! Thoughts on TOH S2 so far?

Dude, you need to do Trollhunters. It's absolutely amazing and insane.

Goddamnit I came to youtube for sleepy sound stuff and has to go and recommend this! The fudge! I'm tryn' ta sleep 'ere!

Fun fact: that little orange haired circle creature is Dana Terrance! That's how she draws herself when she's absentmindedly doodling

this is literally just an eda fancam and im here for it

May the fun begin

Pls check out Final Space, the season 3 finale just dropped and it was beyond amazing but soul crushing at the same time.

*sees the Pixelated color schemes of Beastars Deer and Wolf men and remembers Chorus' previous shipping of them* o-hO

7:52 School days is a great show I’ll have you know. It would make a morbillion bucks if released in theaters.

I really hope that light, fire, ice, and plant magic aren't the only types of runic magic. I guess it could make sense if they wanted to stick to that though. You have light/energy, heat, cold, and life/solid matter.

If I had a nickel for everytime the main character got possessed by a yellow eyed demon voiced by Alex Hirsch I'd have 2 nickels, which isnt much but it's weird it happened twice

Was not expecting that Xiaolin Showdown reference, lol

Avery bullock being voiced by Patrick Stewart is the greatest gift we’ve ever been blessed with

George RR Martin could use a publisher who has cube prison powers.

I'm definitely going to support the 1st Season with more Disney Plus binges and Charter On Demand as each Season 2 episode is added. And if Luz and Amity relate their adventures to their kids, Episode 3 is definitely going to be titled "How Your Moms Met". Episode 5 "Your Moms Are Busy Arguing".

Awesome

Lumity, Eda and Hooty= perfect episode!

Love team rocket, the modern Weasley since they became shorthanded

Am I the only one that I recognized Louis, Legoshi and Haru from Beastars at 2:27 from that blurred image?... No?... Anyone else?... Just me?...

You’re a funny man didn’t like the predator joke but you’re great I love how you can make fun of it it’s almost like a mini abridged Series

Okay but that “WATCH SK8 THE INFINITY” caption at the end. I agree.

Hoot hoot !!

Lilith is the OLDER sister. Eda is the younger sister.

To clarify on the season 3 shenanigans. It is IMPOSSIBLE for a full season 3 to ever happen, and nearly impossible for additional episodes to be added on top of the tv specials. Everyone’s underestimating how long the production process is. Season 3 planning is happening now, it’s too late. What Dana is fighting for is other kinds of additional content. Comics, miniseries (Dana mentioned a young Eda possibility), videogames and similar. Know what you’re fighting for.

"Which is where Team Rocket comes in"🤣

Finally! Someone else saw that the owl curse is totally mentioned more like an std than a mental disorder lol. Everyone’s like “oh it’s adhd” and I’m like “eda pretty much said it’s closer to hiv lol”

I actually watch for Emira Blight, she's amazing.

I still hear viktoria from hot in cleveland when eda speaks

3:27 to SKIP THE AD

Is that a kimcartoon watermark I see? Delicious.

Here’s toh sarcastic. Season 2 next year

Eda is the little sister, Lilith the older one XD Eda only looks older because of the curse.

These videos are funny

Episode 18 aka where all the budget went

Important announcement of the Third season of The Owl House The Owl House has been renewed for a shortened 3rd season. We want at least another full season length!! Dana posted on Twitter that we will be getting a short season containing just 3 special length episodes; the equivalent of 6 normal episodes. It is confirmed that this will be the last season. This was NOT Dana's choice; she had been hoping for a normal 10-20 episode pickup, and not expecting a cancellation. As The Owl House is one of Disney's most popular currently airing shows, my speculation is that this cancellation was brought on by budget constraints due to COVID-19 and the inability to run the Disney parks. Dana tweeted that if we want to see the show continue, TOH merch, or anything else TOH related, snail mail is the way to go. Disney still reads and responds to snail mail. This is an effective way of contacting them. They don't appear to read DMs and emails, presumably due to 1) the sheer number they receive, and 2) the fact that people mailing letters are statistically over 18 and therefore able to earn and spend money (like on, say, cable subscriptions or merch). Watching the show on Disney+ or signing this petition might be effective as well. Petition: www.change.org/p/walt-disney-don-t-stop-making-owl-house?recruiter=1163645852&recruited_by_id=380ee030-23d4-11eb-8914-93235ec97d71 This is the address to Disney to send mails Disney TVA 811 Sonora Ave Glendale, CA 91201 (Copy this text and spread the word)

Hot take: I don't mind the Lumity itself, but goddamn it felt like we skipped half a seson with how _suddenly_ Amity fell for Luz. Literally she was concidering her a frined *maybe* and the next episode she has a fucking crush on her, what the fuck?! It felt super rushed. I'm really dissappointed by this, because it all started and was goind so well. Their dynamic I mean.

0:12 yes:) it is :)))))) (Puts on a smile of eldrich horror)

Everyone sign the petition!!!!!

Little Kuriboh: "ALL THE HOMO!"

"I am better than you 😏" "Then why were you so easy to curse?! 😠😳" You really slipped on that one, didn't ya?

Could you do a Sarcastic Summary on Voltron Legendary Defenders

Yes!

OWL HOUSE SEASON ONE IS CANADA YEAHHHHHHHHH

Me: *sees thumbnail* Me: same

* sees thumbnail * same dude, same

She's based on a anime character from the tenchi muyo series. Ryoko I think?

Wait, you said that Lillith got the owl disease from her sister, but you also joked that it’s an STD. That means that Eda and Lillith would have had to… oh my god.