That opening should be Adum's audition for the next Neil Breen film.

Damn Ralph's performance in "World Renowned Closeted Homosexual and Proud Small Person - The Movie" was totally snubbed - the raw emotion when his microphone broke for the 18th time was truly powerful

What an intro. Hearing Adum say those things gave me more goosebumps than a Scholastic book fair.

Some say that Adum is still doing the intro to this day...

Timecodes: 0:00 - Intro (Yes, that's a very long intro) 5:15 - The Oscars (2019) [How full circle!] 28:15 - The *BEST PICTURE WINNER* Green Book 47:00 - The Celebration 1:19:09 - Q&A

Green Book ended racism the same way Captain Marvel ended sexism.

When I was younger, I had to watch my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting room of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Ralphthemoviemaker. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him while he read a magazine and waited, but I was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon, though, my niece started crying, and I tried to calm her down because I didn’t want to bother Ralph, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon, he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair, and he asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Ralph put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

When your fan art makes it in the intro 🙌🙌🙌 (mines the second one)

QUESTION TIMESTAMPS: 1:19:05 - Where do you see Sardonicast in a year? 1:22:06 - What's the most Offensive movie you've ever seen 1:26:15 - Is it possible to adapt a video game into a movie 1:34:40 - What do you all find odd about each other's countries? 1:47:05 - Your thoughts on movies with LONG runtimes? END

*Timecodes for mobile users:* 00:00 - Intro 5:15 - The Oscars 2019 28:15 - Green Book 47:00 - The Celebration 1:18:55 - Q&A Ralph’s Recommendation for Next Episode is After Hours (1985)

YES YES. HE DID THE INRO I SAID TO DO ON REDDIT!

I saw Ralph at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Mars Bars in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Holy shit it takes 90 full seconds to read out the whole Navy Seal copypasta. Also nice that Ralph and Adam got tricked by the grocery store copypasta.

My mom is an academy voter as a SAG actress in Nebraska and I remember growing up with the screeners and watching these movies and helping my mom vote so. Just know some of these got awards based on what some kid in the Midwest thought.

It's so weird Buster Scruggs was classified as "adapted". I know the Tom Waits segment was adapted from a short story, and it was definitely a highlight of the film, although the Cohen's still wrote a features worth of original material. That's like classifying a film as adapted for featuring a production of an existing play.

Waiting for the day the intro is "hey y'all, Sardonicast here"

Mrs. Obama, I solved racism!

Tony Lip: Bada Bing Bada Boom! Eat this chicken! Donald Shirley: That’s a poor assumption of you, Tony. *Something racist happens* Donald: You messed up Tony! Tony: Ok, I messed up! Mama Mia! *Music Swells* -Green Book, Best Picture

0:08-1:37 The fact that the Oscars didn't give Adum an award for that speech is very disappointing.

I really don't understand the hate towards Jeremy Jahn's, I know he's not the best analytical film critic but I find his reviews harmless and he honestly seems like a nice guy. I enjoy both sides of the review, the analytical film making perspective, and the general movie going audience (which I feel Jeremy more represents) Edit: Spelt critic wrong.......somehow.

The opening was actually Adum's warning to all the milquetoast 60 year old Academy members that voted Green Book for Best Picture.

The Celebration has always been my favourite film. So glad you guys covered this one.

Every intro of Sardonicast: Adum makes a reference to a meme or joke that Alex and/or Ralph often don’t get.

Eyyy my fan art made the cut!

That intro...I have seen (I mean heard )true beauty and can pass on to eternity in peace...no I dont think Im being too dramatic

Adam's intros are getting more and more elaborate

No you’re Alex from I Hate Everything.

About green book, the son of the Vigo Mortensen’s character wrote the movie

Can't wait for them to talk about Captain Marvel. Not because I wanna hear their thoughts, but for the comments.

Black Panther did not win Best Picture so there’s no such thing as celebration.

Bless whoever made the fanart

Ralph you're getting lied to, socialised medicine is making a TON of countries in Europe healthy and prosperous. Here millions of people have to decide between medicine and food

It was Alex's turn this week. Ralph is at it again. Remember he was supposed to lose a week of recommendation, but he did not

Timecodes: 00:00 - Intro 5:15 - The Oscars 2019 28:15 - Green Book 47:00 - The Celebration 1:18:55 - Q&A

AIDS Patient says, “AIIEEOO!”

...Ralph. THE WITCHER IS ORIGINALLY A SERIES OF BOOKS, JESUS CHRIST.

"We can't let Netflix think they can buy an Oscar with one of the two fucking masterpieces nominated this year. Let Universal buy it with their vanilla film about racism being bad and shit".

Alex and Adum couldn't be more wrong about Spotlight. Spotlight was an excellent journalism movie. It had a good ensemble and you feel the flavor of what exposing this meant and you feel the city of Boston and the strangehold the Catholic Church had on the town and what that meant to people when this all crumbled down around them. I loved Spotlight.

I'm more pissed off at the fact that Bohemian Rhapsody won more Oscars than any other movie that night.

It’s hilarious that they call Green Book a “dad movie.” That’s so true. I got into an argument with my dad about how mediocre it was - he thought it was a great movie with a profound message about coming to respect the humanity of another. I argued that that’s not profound at all, but about the most unchallenging, surface-level reading of the Jim Crow era/racism in America that’s borderline patronizing to modern audiences to expect them to be moved by it.

That section in the Q&A where they roast each other's country made my day. Thank you Spaceyfork for asking that question.

12:45 crazy how things change

Brave won Best Animated Feature 2012 over Wreck It Ralph and ParaNorman >:(

Wow, Ralph is utterly out of touch with the US health system.

1:42:36 That joke did not age in the slightest.

Green Book won the same award that Gone with the wind,Casablanca,Lawrence of Arabia,The godfather,Rocky,Platoon,American beauty,Gladiator and Slumdog Millionaire...and people keeps asking why do we care about the oscars? THEY USED TO HAVE PRESTIGE To be honest,It wasn´t the worst academy award nominated (FUCKING VICE) nor the worst best picture in cinema history. I would rather watch Green Book than Spotlight. It still a gigantic MEH of a film...but whatever. My favorite film of the year was cold war,so fuck the oscars.

"healthcare in america is fine" *wheeze*

the intro alone made me smack that like button

Can we just have Adum shout memes for the intros now

Venom should've been nominated for original song

6:02 Olivia Coleman was my good choice for winning an Oscar in The Favourite and Rami Malek was okay, but doesn’t deserve for winning his Oscar and I thought there are many potential actors who could win in 2018 like I would choose Ethan Hawke’s performance in First Reformed was more Oscar worthy than Rami Malek. Who agrees?

Who knew that the director of Dumb and Dumber would have a film that won Best Picture.

Oscar winning black panther 'caughs up blood'

Ralph: what are our issues?! Adam: *lists issues* Ralph: yeah...

My dad loved Green Book. He couldn't stop recommending it. I still haven't watched it.

That opening was so incredible

Adum is the definition of epic.

Roma has such good cinematography that I had no idea what was going on sometimes because I was too distracted to look at the subtitles

1:42:30 Holy shit Ralph called thr dead children buried in Canada two years ahead of time

Thank you Green Book, for singlehandedly ending racism!

Please do Samurai Jack's intro next

I learned the metric system in my american school. Literally every science class teaches you it.

In the Stoned Gremlin Productions's midnight screening of Green Book, they said it was like a movie teachers would show high school students

It seems like I always find out about a movie they cover right before they release it. I’ve been looking for the Celebration for the past month or so, after researching more Dogme films, and lo and behold, look what they are discussing.

k, so we're talking American politics. Ralph, people advocate for socialized health care because there are so many people like myself who cant afford quality healthcare like you can, and we deserve to live as much as you, regardless of how much money we have. In this country people with diabetes try to crowd source for insulin, don't get the money and die. That needs to change. Just had to get that out there. thanks for reading angry 12 yr old RTMM fans.

Everytime I finish one of these podcasts I get sad because you three are perfect together haha. Looking forward to next week as always!

Birth of a Nation is from 1915 not the 30s. The silent era ended in the 30s.

so interesting watching old episodes for the first time. Guys pondering about Witcher, Last of Us, Uncharted, all still in the future

7:24 I would see it because I love the director, Barry Jenkins who made Moonlight now he made If Beale Street Could Talk and Regina King deserve winning an Oscar for supporting role. Too bad that this movie could’ve got Oscar nomination.

i know its not technically a video game movie because the movie came first but Scott Pilgrim vs the World is fucking amazing

“Let me take a sip” - Spike Lee, 2019

One time Alex Jones interviewed Nicolas Winding Refn about Only God Forgives. He was also in Richard Linklater’s Scanner Darkly. I think you should try to get him on!

Alex Jones' favourite film will be birth of a nation. (The remake)

I can't believe Black Panther won best picture!

For mobile users Timecodes: 00:00 - Intro 5:15 - The Oscars 2019 28:15 - Green Book 47:00 - The Celebration 1:18:55 - Q&A

Sardonicast: Adum and Alex bully Ralph for being American

@12:45 parasite lol

Well its been a year and 1 day and I can happily say you're all still alive and providing some of the best, and most genuine content on the entire platform.

People in Canada have been arrested for speaking the wrong opinions. Also, another weird thing about the UK is all the taxes. Don't you have to have a license to get TV?

Why do you not just create your own award show? Host it on KZfaq. You make the rules etc. It can be called " The Sardons".

The animated film nominated for best picture was beauty and the beast

I saw Ralph in a grocery store in Culver City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a jerk and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

some of these netflix series that are designed to be binged are essentially 5-6 hour movies

I just watched Border on Vudu

Do the behind the meme intro next you silly boys

What an intro!!!👏🏻

While Jeremy Jahns wouldn't really add to this podcast, I think Chris Stuckmann could be a really good counter for some of your opinions, and it would make for a better conversation and argument. IMO, at least

Screw green book. Want that sardonicast talk about RDR2

joke's on you Ralph, the cinemasins guys have their own podcast, which has 170 episodes and just had Greg Sestero on as a guest

Steven Spielberg is so out of touch with the times by saying this dumb nonsense! He should just retire already.

The Netflix Witcher series is based off of the books that came well before the games (which are a continuation of the original series rather than an adaptation) Plenty of books are adapted well, so TW series has the potential to be good Having said that, the interactivity of games plays a big part in your experience with their story/worlds. I believe a movie/TV adaptation of a game can work but not all games can be directly adapted to film (any RPG with choice and consequence for example) Even with the Naughty Dog games, which could be edited into a film, wouldn't be as impactful as their game counterpart because of the interactivity allowing for a greater emotional investment in the characters (as you "are them" and experience their struggles with them). I genuinely don't think I'd love Joel and Ellie as much as I do if The Last of Us was a film instead of a game.

I just want to say, I really appreciate you guys, thank you for existing.

After Hours is fucking AWESOME. good on ralph always dishing these killer reccomendations

Mahershala Ali deserves his Oscar for his fantastic portrayal of Captain Holt

0:08 - 1:32 Adam delivers Oscar worthy monologue

I'm pretty excited for you guys to talk about Climax, it's legit become one of my favourite films recently. I've only seen Irréversible from Gaspar Noé and that was impressively sickening, disturbing and shocking to the point where I probably can never ever watch it again. Climax I am however intrigued to watch multiple times, it flows so seamlessly and visually and audibly flaws me, plus it's one of the few films that does a damn good job of making me feel anxious throughout the whole runtime.

Adum is wrong and Ralph is right about the oscars. For a very long time Hollywood WAS CINEMA. Yes every now and then there was a decent film from another country, but early in cinema hollywood was IT. That's why foreign was added later. You can absolutely make an argument that the foreign category shouldn't even exist NOW and that cinema is fully matured worldwide, I would agree. I'd say American films would only win 25-40% of the time now....but the current system is just a hold over for a system that made sense at the time. Cinema was fully realized in the Hollywood first.

13:25 Actually Adam over 10 foreign language films have been nominated for Best Picture film at the academy awards. Those movies included 1. La Grande Illusion 2. Z 3. The Emigrants 4. Cries & Whispers 5. Il Postino 6. Life is Beautiful 7. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 8. Letters From Iwo Jima 9. Amour 10. Roma

And I think we've officially broken the record for longest Adum intro

I know I'm late on this, but - the guy who directed 3 segments of "Movie 43" won an Oscar 5 years later!?!?!?