Satan Announces Early Retirement Thanks To TikTok

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Satan Announces Early Retirement Thanks To TikTok

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Thanks to the stellar widespread work of TikTok influencers, Satan has announced his intention to retire early. Despite his 6000-year career of spreading evil and hatred across the globe, he has come to terms with the fact that he just can't keep up with the output of filth and vitriol found on TikTok. Sad.
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@kimzufall822 6 ай бұрын

I can't blame Satan for retiring. The competition these days is brutal.

@marenjeworowski9859 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂👍

@annwethenorth 6 ай бұрын

It really is tough, he's retiring to Canada. He's going to help with the MAID program and work with children. So chin up

@user-kl9vq9os4w 6 ай бұрын

😂 Schwab, Gates, Bourla, Fauci, Tedros, Biden, Trudeau and Sunak all make Satan look like a choirboy.

@kimzufall822 6 ай бұрын

@@user-kl9vq9os4w We mustn't forget Soros.😁

@martinfiedler4317 6 ай бұрын

With the great leaps forward that A.I. (automated impiety) makes these days, there is just no place in the world anymore for traditional maliciousness...

@mustang607 6 ай бұрын

Anyone else notice that the seven deadly sins (Pride, Envy, Lust, Greed, Wrath, Gluttony and Sloth) are being transformed into virtues?

@chrisconnelly9327 6 ай бұрын

It's like the seven combined to make social media.

@Spludgeroo 6 ай бұрын

I did notice that. Glad somebody else did. On the other hand, virtuous things like honesty and motherhood are now sins.

@RTStx1 6 ай бұрын

Those are made up by the movie seven and are not biblical......

@lawr5764 6 ай бұрын

@RTStx1 More like during the middle ages.

@VintageCardinal 6 ай бұрын

WTF?? You know nothing about the Bible or Christianity if you think this LMAO @@RTStx1

@joerice4390 5 ай бұрын

The guy who plays the devil there's an absolute comedic genius with perfect timing....

@thejarretlemaster 5 ай бұрын

you're a genius for seeing his genius!

@MelodyMeanFace 3 ай бұрын

AGREED! He made him just a normal guy, not scary. Good move. "I promised myself I wouldn't cry."

@CharveL88 2 ай бұрын

That guy is gold. He could make a crap-ton of money in Hollywood if he'd be willing to sign an NDA or two...;)

@miyakohoshino8232 2 ай бұрын

Too bad he is a zionist and wouldn't say that the real reason he is retiring is because Benjamin netanyahu put him out of work 😂😂😂

@tonitomei6323 2 ай бұрын

Yeah. He’s a GEM. I actually saw the black guy on an old SWAT episode he’s another very good actor

@shannonhawkins3296 2 ай бұрын

Evil is called good. Good is called evil. People are so deceived!

@bryantperkins4406 2 ай бұрын

And those are the same people that celebrate Christmas, Easter, and Halloween thinking that they're all good when it's all about evil

@tonitomei6323 2 ай бұрын

Jesus, “ don’t be deceived “…..

@terrygreene1395 Ай бұрын

This is one of the best shows I’ve ever seen……anywhere.

@devinfordale8386 Ай бұрын

It's satire. It's meant to be sarcastic and backwards. It's still pretend though. The sad part is, the Bee doesn't even need to try anymore. The communist "anti fascists" will still hate it though. They don't understand comedy. The irony in being "anti facist" and trying to stop any joke that they don't agree with? Pure gold. 11/10.

@skristianf 23 күн бұрын

Deceived are so people! #FinishedItForYou

@techpriest6962 6 ай бұрын

Disney mourns the retirement of its most well known CEO.

@l337pwnage 6 ай бұрын

oy vey

@daviddemis3487 6 ай бұрын

😅😂

@kanjo4976 6 ай бұрын

He’s moved on to other project, he’ll be around

@joan3347 6 ай бұрын

Also Hunter and Trudeau.

@artstocker60 6 ай бұрын

He's retiring to his penthouse condo in Tel Aviv.

@WillCamx 6 ай бұрын

I heard that he wanted to run for the Democrat nomination for President but they considered him too moderate.

@plaintiveplainvanilla9729 6 ай бұрын

and too young.

@njsmeets66 6 ай бұрын

Brilliant and true

@jonathanlong6987 6 ай бұрын

😂

@impalamama7302 6 ай бұрын

@@plaintiveplainvanilla9729 BEST RESPONSE EVER!

@impalamama7302 6 ай бұрын

BEST COMMENT EVER!!!

@elizabethwebster7940 6 ай бұрын

I love how he thanks the media and says he couldn’t have done it without them. Too true. 😂

@connorohare229 6 ай бұрын

You know it's bad when even Satan's job is getting automated

@indeswma4904 Ай бұрын

Its being crowdsourced to the mentally ill…

@kimpot165 22 күн бұрын

This comment is so underrated 😂

@CursedCommentaries 15 күн бұрын

Im using that

@summer20105707 6 ай бұрын

Gotta hand it to him. He gives a Hell of a press conference.

@musicteacher5757 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@lesterstone8595 6 ай бұрын

Your comment is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@emiliebova 6 ай бұрын

😂

@pamtnman1515 6 ай бұрын

Never thought I would cheer for Satan. This guy is hilarious

@johnberry6380 6 ай бұрын

Thats a good come back 😊👍

@TheSimba86 6 ай бұрын

he's almost old enough to run for congress

@GogakuOtaku 6 ай бұрын

This needs more likes

@CreoleLadyMarmalade 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@whereswaldo5740 6 ай бұрын

I thought it was Chuck for a minute til I saw the shirt. He wouldn’t be caught dead in that.

@traviscarr6536 6 ай бұрын

Maybe even President,, I hear he’s jealous of joes ability to lie, deceive and the sheer number of illegals joes had flooding the country by simply asking them to come. The devils had to do all kinds of tricks to get half those kinda numbers a day.

@DarkRaikon 6 ай бұрын

what are you talking about?....he is still sti...stlillghazrk homefungar zork anyway.... i want some ice cream

@russ3022 6 ай бұрын

Can't believe he didn't give a shout out to The View. I guess there's just so many he couldn't thank everyone that helps him.

@captainamerica5826 3 ай бұрын

Oh that was great 😄😄😄

@DavidSlaysGoliath 2 ай бұрын

That's true! You would pretty much have to name off the entire mainstream media outlets and almost all of Hollywood.

@tonitomei6323 2 ай бұрын

Watch the other videos. They’re named…

@lizziedoyle8530 5 ай бұрын

“I couldn’t have done it without you” that hit hard. It’s so true. How humanity has despised and rebelled against our Maker😢

@dalehammond3591 6 ай бұрын

The Devil knows when to call it quits, unlike politicians.

@andrewkosyjana7477 4 ай бұрын

The Hawaiian shirt is a good touch 😂

@theMyouknow 4 ай бұрын

He knows when he has succeeded, the rest will destroy itself on its own so he can sit back relax and have a nice cold drink.

@bloodmooncomix457 3 ай бұрын

CALIFORNIA: Don't you watch the WWE? 🫵😲 In professional wrestling that's considered a "tag out!" 😒😬🙄😈🇺🇲🔥

@captainamerica5826 3 ай бұрын

I don't know....the Devil according to Scripture is only about 3,500 years old Biden has him beat by a 1000 years at least😂😂😂😂😂

@achillesmarte3901 2 ай бұрын

unlike Nancy!😂😅

@ericsfishingadventures4433 6 ай бұрын

If Satan retires dc would be out of business!

@tmdrake 6 ай бұрын

Nah, just off to other things...

@justincase1919 6 ай бұрын

He couldn't handle the competition.

@aruglaempire2518 6 ай бұрын

And Pedo@wood too.

@Grizzly_Adams. 6 ай бұрын

Biden turns in his application for a promotion to Satan

@KIKROX86 6 ай бұрын

And Hollyweird

@anthonyiannozzi6777 3 ай бұрын

Working closely with both parties in DC...Priceless!

@CherylBerryl 6 ай бұрын

Referring to the MSM: "I couldn't have done it without you!" Ain't dat thre Truth!!!

@socalsal627 6 ай бұрын

Proud to say I have never been on Tik Tok. There are enough KZfaq compilations to make me disgusted about what is on there.

@d.structive2633 6 ай бұрын

😂

@hollybarker9057 6 ай бұрын

I haven't either. Never ticked the tock. Why can't the world see that this app was specifically created to divert people's attention and brainwash them, especially the youth?

@frodo322 6 ай бұрын

Me too, I don’t want to touch that even if they paid me.

@leroyj3627 6 ай бұрын

Exactly! Same here!

@steve93pa 6 ай бұрын

The one good thing my country's government did was to ban tiktok.

@loganmerryman202 6 ай бұрын

Word has it, he went back to Georgia to get that fiddle back

@musicteacher5757 6 ай бұрын

From Fani. She's through with the fiddle, isn't she?

@loganmerryman202 6 ай бұрын

@@musicteacher5757 she'll just have her "security guard/boyfriend" get her another one using those taxpayer $

@njsmeets66 6 ай бұрын

Ha! Best!

@gunwrencher1566 6 ай бұрын

Best comment! I miss Charlie.

@vulture3874 3 ай бұрын

He would never beat Chalkie.

@kathyflorcruz552 6 ай бұрын

Thanks to the WEF, UN & WHO & FEDERAL RESERVE also.

@taiteakopyte1504 3 ай бұрын

You forgot CERN😂

@umbrellacorp. 5 ай бұрын

You don't need the Devil with social media, Disney/Marvel diarrhea and Woke Junkies.😒

@omegaman2846 6 ай бұрын

“All 6 thousand years of my career.” lol, underrated line

@francoisnada7464 6 ай бұрын

As if humanity started only 6 thousand years ago. lol Babylon Bee is funny but not their bible bias .. United States is like the King Theoden, in the lord of the ring, under a spell ... a very strong abrahamic spell.

@Fryx15 6 ай бұрын

Nah, whatever you believe about the age of the world, all creation was good right when Adam and Eve were created, so Satan can't have rebelled before that. ;)

@DJLegends 6 ай бұрын

@@Fryx15 people sadly don't count the war against God and satan that got him casted out of heaven which may have took millions of years since god sense of time is way different than ours + Jesus did gave us a hint that the earth was still here when satan got banished from heaven

@Fryx15 6 ай бұрын

@@DJLegends how can it have been for that long if Adam and Eve were created and all creation was good?

@robtooley4002 6 ай бұрын

@@Fryx15But wasn't the serpent the devil tempting Eve in the Garden of Eden? That would mean Satan existed at that time.

@clutchcarabelli8054 6 ай бұрын

Satan seems kind of down to earth and reasonable, which makes it very odd that the Left likes him so much

@OcheLionKing 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@MoStBlEsSeD 6 ай бұрын

Down to earth .. nice lmao

@ReformedChristian96 6 ай бұрын

I guess that means he's pretty good at what he does then, lol

@knotsochice 6 ай бұрын

Satan sometimes comes down to Earth in the form of a reasonable guy. Don't trust a down to Earth guy who seems too reasonable. Ewe.

@psychegoddessoflight9358 6 ай бұрын

@@MoStBlEsSeD ⚡⚡⚡ 😂😂😂

@wherami 6 ай бұрын

The Hawaiian shirt is what really sells it

@Attmay 2 ай бұрын

Especially because Cosby used to be up against *Magnum, PI.*

@mpmattson 6 ай бұрын

“The devil…that proud spirit…cannot endure to be mocked.” Thomas More

@beaubiden9293 6 ай бұрын

The Babylon Bee has been killing this year so far!

@risussardonicus8416 6 ай бұрын

“ I couldn’t have done it without you .” Priceless !!!

@martinpiche818 5 ай бұрын

The Disney kills me. Bust laughing so hard 😂

@rubenmahrla9800 5 ай бұрын

Now imagine having a neuralink chip and they just pump that garbage straight into your pre-frontal cortex via wi-fi

@captainamerica5826 3 ай бұрын

I have and it's some scary stuff.

@catwoman3247 Ай бұрын

🤢

@markmunroe-hz8rf 6 ай бұрын

Who needs Satan anymore when most of mankind is doing the work for him?!

@ConservativeGrouch 6 ай бұрын

How can Satan compete with LGBT?

@MultiSky7 6 ай бұрын

@@ConservativeGrouch He isn't competing with them, he made them.

@ConservativeGrouch 6 ай бұрын

@@MultiSky7 True -- but doesn't it seem at times like the student has become the master?

@MultiSky7 6 ай бұрын

@@ConservativeGrouch yup, and that's why he is retiring. They are now doing better job than he would.

@2am-610 6 ай бұрын

100% Facts

@SweboySMM2 6 ай бұрын

Don't forget he also created hook-up culture, feminism, and OF. Everything for destroying relationships.

@PROVOCATEURSK 6 ай бұрын

People made that. He gave us knowledge and free will and didn´t kill the whole world with a flood.

@ILGuy2012 6 ай бұрын

Also, my body, my choice. That's one he really loves.

@ckoritko 6 ай бұрын

Once men don’t have a wife/kids to work for the People will be defenseless.

@dillbill7152 6 ай бұрын

The one that's hit me the hardest. Haha Satan you still can't hold me down boy! He sucks. He's a little wimp and once you turn to God he runs away and hides.

@dillbill7152 6 ай бұрын

@@ILGuy2012It's truely despicable and breaks my heart. I wish we could all just be better educated about sex and relationships to begin with. Then help young mothers make it through when trouble does happen instead of abandoning them and encouraging abortion.

@TrangNguyen-vc3yk 3 ай бұрын

Satan was defeated by his own followers in the evil arena. Even he didn’t see it coming. Now Satan is out of job.

@PrayWithUsNow 13 күн бұрын

Like Joe Biden?

@melissaculpepper7663 6 ай бұрын

Jesus has overcome the world!!! Hallelujah!!! Jesus is the risen Lord and will reign forever and ever!!!🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼✨✨✨

@strikerzac 3 ай бұрын

That's wonderful. But this isn't a video supporting evil. Its meant to mock it.

@KawaiiFireMoon 2 ай бұрын

I'm concerned for your view point have you looked around outside your own backyard?

@Afiajustifiee 2 ай бұрын

Hallelu-YAH!

@gwangkonghuihui618 2 ай бұрын

Alu-lu yeah

@donnakendall9103 2 ай бұрын

Amen

@JazzJackrabbit 6 ай бұрын

"Is KZfaq satanic?" "No! It is just awful."

@vd3364 6 ай бұрын

He's talking about U2.

@wazzup233 6 ай бұрын

@@vd3364 which one? A spy plane or a rock band?

@traviscarr6536 6 ай бұрын

@@wazzup233the plane I think .. 🤔

@ryadinstormblessed8308 6 ай бұрын

He did say U2 _concert_

@madmanonwheels5150 6 ай бұрын

@@wazzup233, What airplane concerts have you attended?

@themilkbaron8290 6 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, he’s probably lying

@SusanT1157 6 ай бұрын

Father of all lies

@bravestraven4650 6 ай бұрын

Yep I can imagine he’s just lying. That’s what he does.

@kanjo4976 6 ай бұрын

Lies more than Odin.

@0oo00 6 ай бұрын

He'll just un-retire like an NFL quarterback.

@andreweff1284 6 ай бұрын

Yeah; he didn't include "Prince of Lies" in his job title(s).

@selohcin 3 ай бұрын

"President Xi...total genius! I'm a huge admirer of his work." 😆🤣

@jackfroste 6 ай бұрын

Bee is simply Brilliant.

@RandomNY1234 6 ай бұрын

6000 years working for the same company and not even getting a Gold Watch.

@knotsochice 6 ай бұрын

Dude gets a Gold watch every year! Just the inscription is new each year. He's running out of walk in closet space.

@mayowankenobi 6 ай бұрын

He's self employed

@Si_Mondo 6 ай бұрын

@@mayowankenobiAnd after 6000 years and all the "progress" he's made, he *still* can't get himself a gold watch for his own retirement!!??!!?!?!???!! He *really* must have created Communism! No economic acumen whatsoever.... bit like his lack of acumen when he thought, "I know! I'll kill my own Creator! What could go wrong? 🤤" I've just answered my own question, haven't I! 🤤😅

@grampydeathblade2217 6 ай бұрын

LOL

@andyonions7864 3 ай бұрын

6070 years. It was 6000 back in the 50s IIRC.

@bigospig 6 ай бұрын

Calling out Taylor Lorenz and Keith Olbermann.🤣🤣🤣

@madmanonwheels5150 6 ай бұрын

Who are they? Also, that's not a sentence. What about it?

@pamelawoodall5891 6 ай бұрын

@@madmanonwheels5150You’re kidding !

@blackrhino3442 6 ай бұрын

Made me laugh

@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam 6 ай бұрын

@@madmanonwheels5150Weaponised media hacks

@SheikhMawini 6 ай бұрын

“Is KZfaq satanic?” “What? Pfft, no. They’re just awful.” Perfect delivery 👌

@hdbricks9492 6 ай бұрын

It could've been me, but I thought he said U2

@cben4239 6 ай бұрын

@@hdbricks9492it was definitely U2 because he was talking about going to visit The Sphere ( which is where they’re playing in Vegas) 😅

@cerebrummaximus3762 6 ай бұрын

I thought he said "KZfaq" too, but no. He did say "U2", turn on the captions. What is "U2"?

@hdbricks9492 6 ай бұрын

@@cerebrummaximus3762 U2 is a band. I actually don't know much about them, I have only heard one of their songs.

@juliebrammer 3 ай бұрын

@@cerebrummaximus3762 A band. A rock band. It was a burn.

@patriotinwaiting5767 2 ай бұрын

I swear when I went into that coma…Babylon Bee was a satire group….obviously that changed! Best source of News today ;-)

@gamerx3071 2 ай бұрын

sad but true :(

@tangolima6462 6 ай бұрын

These skits are highly underrated! Dripping sarcasm….. bravo!

@gamerx3071 2 ай бұрын

what do you mean? Isn't it a factual news channel ;)?

@ramonacosta2647 6 ай бұрын

Satan opened Tik Tok and was horrified at what he saw.

@traviscarr6536 6 ай бұрын

I notice it’s young people and people in their 50s and 60s that watch that tictac thang .

@alisterrebelo9013 6 ай бұрын

@@traviscarr6536 Both demographics with too much time on their hands.

@johnshaw6702 6 ай бұрын

@@traviscarr6536I resemble that remark, and never watched one.

@UnseenHitman-1932 6 ай бұрын

@@traviscarr6536 My grandpa watches that I think everyday and he also watches other similar apps.

@Arnsteel634 3 ай бұрын

I hear there is an opening in the World Health Organization. And Klaus Schwab resigned from the WEF

@samkangal8428 6 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service , and God bless you.

@mustangmikep51 2 ай бұрын

Satan actually IS in the service of God...but its not obvious at a 1st glance...fHe SEEMS to be in direct opposition to Him funny but TRUE!

@samkangal8428 2 ай бұрын

@@mustangmikep51 he‘s a fallen Angel , I think he turned away from god.

@jeffreysalzman1497 6 ай бұрын

The Bee is our modern day SNL.

@inconnu4961 5 ай бұрын

The Bee has more truth in it than the New York Times!

@daowonimdee 4 ай бұрын

The Bee is our modern day MADTV, because SNL hasn't been funny or relevant in over 25 years.

@jeffreysalzman1497 4 ай бұрын

@@daowonimdee That's fair.

@angelramic1229 3 ай бұрын

That Is a a stretch but I do agree SNL is not half of what It used to be.

@gunsgalore7571 6 ай бұрын

Honestly the devil would probably be like that in person - nice on the surface level, so that people get dragged in easier.

@841577 6 ай бұрын

Exactly.

@Jen-mf9rm 6 ай бұрын

True psychopath.

@sovietunion7643 6 ай бұрын

there is a reason they say you enemy tells you what you want to hear, and a friend tells you what you need to hear.

@princeCustos324 6 ай бұрын

Clearly lucifer was a smooth talker to get so many souls to go with him.

@ceinwenchandler4716 6 ай бұрын

@@princeCustos324 What exactly are you referencing?

@user-jw6cb5ny4h 6 ай бұрын

The video is funny but the comments are pure GOLD!!!! 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

@leroyj3627 6 ай бұрын

This is GOLD! I describe TikTok as a psychological/cognitive version of the "opium wars," only in reverse!

@jasondrew5768 6 ай бұрын

LMAO! The Devil's retirement plan is a lake of fire for eternity!

@LARRYCAL 6 ай бұрын

He is right about 1 thing he’s about to be out of business

@hd-be7di 5 ай бұрын

He prefers that rather than watching TicToc content for all eternity... it's less painful.

@snackplissken8192 6 ай бұрын

I always figured the bicyclists in my neighborhood were just figuratively Satan. Now I know better.

@Psalm-yg6yi 6 ай бұрын

He didn't take credit for Billie Eilish being a wicked, filthy, vile and Satanic idol for the youth. he really is humble. 😂😂😂

@Infectd 6 ай бұрын

"Is U2 Satanic?" "No, they're just awful. " Truer words have never been said.

@Attmay 2 ай бұрын

I think he meant KZfaq.

@bobbyadams7502 6 ай бұрын

This is hilarious.. and scary at the same time 🔥🔥

@YoungGandalf2325 6 ай бұрын

He'll come out of retirement when the world needs him the most.

@RayMak 6 ай бұрын

Even Satan admits Defeat...

@user-ww8cg2nu7t Ай бұрын

Bicycles having the same rights as cars is definitely something only the most evil person would know

@northernwelshman4549 6 ай бұрын

My hats off! Great Great writing guys!

@madmanonwheels5150 6 ай бұрын

How many hats do you wear, at a time?

@John-ot7si 6 ай бұрын

Satan had hundreds of thousands of years as a soul farmer, I guess you could say he’s an expert in his field!

@evanray8413 6 ай бұрын

Out standing in his field.

@NRDavis-wl8vn 6 ай бұрын

Right Hand Man is the Grim Reaper! Yup, definitely Farmers....

@alanreddy4300 6 ай бұрын

My God. Every time I read it, it gets worse but I just come back for more. This is horrible😂Like worst best dad ever! It's like perfect dad level so horrible, so cringy and yet🤦🏾‍♂️Shit. It's great🤣🤣🤣So so bad! It's like level all the way across the board. And then I just hear a dad voice with the little pause and the shoulder bump around "expert in his field" ehh😆 Masterful🙏🏾

@smokyquartz5817 3 ай бұрын

Was soul farmer supposed to be deep? Holy shit.

@tiagoj.m8194 6 ай бұрын

bicycles have same rights as cars!!! people (this quote hits me inexpertly )

@jordanbutterfield1180 3 ай бұрын

Satan could always retire and join “The View” or msnbc.

@gantz0949 6 ай бұрын

That Royal Caribbean Taylor Swift😂😂 does sound like hell indeed

@inconnu4961 5 ай бұрын

So Travis Kelce is the devil? LOL

@mikehalmajan7283 6 ай бұрын

That was fabulous. Congrats Babylon bee.🤩🤩🤩

@elvincrager5163 4 ай бұрын

I rarely comment but this was a wonderful way to start Easter weekend. Keep up the great work!

@johnpatton3656 6 ай бұрын

The Bee is one of the best at making fun of the “leaders” of society, people or corporations, thank you.

@mustang607 6 ай бұрын

Satan can't stand the competition.

@Attmay 2 ай бұрын

Nancy Pelosi gave him enough of a run for his money as the worst house speaker in history.

@jacquecastle3233 6 ай бұрын

HE IS RUNNING FROM WOKE & THE VIEW..🎉🎉🎉🎉

@badcreatives3239 6 ай бұрын

More original than most shows today. Good work!

@michelemcdermott75 6 ай бұрын

I love the “questions” - missing throwing Drag Queen Story Time! TOO FUNNY (and sadly true🙏)!

@ajones1825 6 ай бұрын

6 billion over 5 years for our border. "A wall is a silly waste of money." 150 billion to Ukraine in one year. "DO IT, SEND IT NOW, their border is a priority!"

@KoshN 6 ай бұрын

Some people may not be able to sense the sarcasm above, and will take it literally.

@LTPottenger 6 ай бұрын

Making the world safe for big pharm and facebook

@Liam_Maddog 6 ай бұрын

Bravo.

@goldbud2287 6 ай бұрын

They should just let 5,000 Russians into Ukraine each day …..

@raularaujostrw 6 ай бұрын

Jones, with respect, Ukraine is a freedom loving nation that is being brutalized for wanting the very freedoms that some Americans often take for granted. Also, if their borders are not respected, no border of any country ever will anymore, because every big country will know that it can just walk into any country and have its territory for itself with no repercussions whatsoever. And that will be a very dangerous world in which all of us will be forced to fight and die. And obviously the US border issue is also a very disturbing and destructive situation, but they are not mutually exclusive at all and could easily be fixed if only both parties would care about the people for a second.

@dancampbell9090 4 ай бұрын

He wouldn't even get a job at the WEF, not evil enough

@lpd1snipe 6 ай бұрын

You Gotta Love The Babylon bee😂😂

@willsmith9726 6 ай бұрын

Kudos for the attention to detail in costume and makeup, especially the red contacts, the black nails, and the exquisite horns!

@hackman669 3 ай бұрын

The red skin and eye color is optional. But you got to have a good pair of horns. The devil is simply not himself without his horns. 😁😄😂

@douglasmcneil8413 6 ай бұрын

If you're taking up cycling "again", wouldn't that be recycling?

@madmanonwheels5150 6 ай бұрын

Drums

@paulwoodman5131 6 ай бұрын

Why did he quit? Him & Lance Armstrong used to kill it. ☠️

@whaaat3632 6 ай бұрын

Gotta say the makeup was AMAZING.

@FatherManus 6 ай бұрын

You know a comedy idea is good when just the video title makes you laugh.

@WickedFelina 6 ай бұрын

This video is as BRILLIANT as it comes! Might be the BEST Babylon ever done so far! Wow! And, the TIMING!

@robertbraden4454 6 ай бұрын

Bee still killin it

@joeseliga1900 6 ай бұрын

You should do a sketch about satan`s FIRST DAY AT WORK. His learning how to be him. Maybe what happens around the water cooler. He probably had to set new lows everyday.

@mikelee9886 6 ай бұрын

Evil always comes in the guise of something else. Tyranny always comes in the guise of safety, hedonism comes in the guise of being a reward or just some harmless self indulgence. Lies start as a way to "protect" people from harsh truths that they aren't able to handle. And sometimes, sure, in the beginning they may be right. Some degree of safety requires a little bit of sacrificing of freedom, some degree of pleasure can be earned for an accomplishment, and sometimes it is better to keep the truth from someone because it may be too much for them too quick, like with children or when it is an unnecessary burden..... but that's how it starts, and what the devil is, is that voice in the back of your head that keeps justifying the next step, and the next one, and the next one, inch by inch, until you've completely abandon what is right and good, and can justify it with "good intentions". We are flawed, we have contradictions throughout our society, but what keeps us on the good side is the willingness to recognize the temptation and reject it, to realize that there's a line where a little may be beneficial, but abuse is harmful. Like a glass of wine with dinner, it can help prevent heart disease, but a bottle after dinner every night can expedite it. The devil will always appear as a compassionate, charismatic figure that tempts you into evil by justifying it one step at a time.

@justusvincent1590 6 ай бұрын

Way too deep...............get a sense of humor and try again

@Mythicregard 6 ай бұрын

Truly excellent piece!

@tat3179 6 ай бұрын

Sometimes bullshit is just bullshit.

@Truth10120 6 ай бұрын

I don't blame him for retirement his work is done society has officially failed 😂

@kevinewin9965 2 ай бұрын

Time for him to do a stint in Vegas. That’s where all the old entertainers end up.🤷‍♂️

@RobertoSantana61 6 ай бұрын

Congratulations on your retirement. I hear someone has a special Lake prepared for the occasion.

@buddy3824 6 ай бұрын

Honestly, i loved living in a universe where this was satire. Somehow we need to get onto a timeline that isn't truly the path to Hell

@scottyb68 6 ай бұрын

In God's good time. We must be patient.

@d.structive2633 6 ай бұрын

@@scottyb68No, you must learn to stand up for yourself or are you seriously gonna stand by and watch evil unfold right in front of your eyes?

@AnimichileTV 6 ай бұрын

The World is getting more evil than Satan himself.

@dianem6512 6 ай бұрын

This is both funny and scary at the same time!!! God bless the USA!

@VisionofLov 6 ай бұрын

His fall is predicted. ✨️🤣☝️🙏🥳

@johnbrown4568 6 ай бұрын

Genius work here by The Babylon Bee.

@joeyvitamins 6 ай бұрын

That was a heartwarming skit which also really made me think. You know who used to write excellent skits for the Babylon Bee? Adam Yenser!!

@Video81501 6 ай бұрын

Comment from Adam Yenser under a pseudonym

@justusvincent1590 6 ай бұрын

If that was heartwarming...... That was not the intended response

@ancapftw9113 6 ай бұрын

I figured he'd just play tiktok on loop in hell, but even the demons couldn't stand it.

@janetprice85 6 ай бұрын

The Bee. Funny and sadly spot on!

@jonathanbernardi4306 6 ай бұрын

Saying that this is spot on would be a monumental understatement.

@RickyJC 6 ай бұрын

This video is going to age like wine.

@aadityapratap007 6 ай бұрын

Even satan is fed of the kinds of things we're upto these days.

@GalloPazzesco 3 ай бұрын

THIS IS BEYOND BRILLIANT!

@orrplus457 6 ай бұрын

Nice shout outs to Taylor Lorenz & Keith Oberman 😂

@jonathanlong6987 6 ай бұрын

Classic BB! Now I only need to battle the world & my flesh. That’s a relief.

@uzoegbeogu9617 3 ай бұрын

You can say that again 😅

@maya_unplugged 4 ай бұрын

“I couldn’t have done it without you” 😂😂😂😂😂 soooo true!!

@malingehring165 4 ай бұрын

Yes, great one.... You have been outdone by today's most trusted people.!!

@Christrulesall2 6 ай бұрын

"Working closely with leaders in D.C..of both parties..."Classic!! He wasn't lying there, folks.😂. Same bird, different wings. Like the old saying goes" No matter who you vote for, the government(or satan in this case) always gets in."

@christinecortese9973 6 ай бұрын

I recently heard someone say “same ass different cheeks” which struck me as more accurate.