Zach Galifianakis Monologue - Saturday Night Live

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Host Zach Galifianakis tells jokes and shares some of favorite characters. Aired 03/12/11
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@Noneofthateverhappened 6 жыл бұрын

Still to this day, it's one masterpiece.

@callanrose6127 10 жыл бұрын

Best monologue ever.

@Elzilcho87 6 жыл бұрын

He even went the extra mile and wore the pink panties and frilly socks. For this he's earned my respect.

@moldren5263 Жыл бұрын

in canada he goes the extra kilometer.

@annebennett4101 Ай бұрын

He fully deserves your respect, no doubt, but that's not the extra mile, when you're Annie that's the uniform.

@dolokpurba 7 жыл бұрын

He always has the best opening monologue. Zach & Melissa McCarthy are the best SNL hosts.

@Simon-cc9ob 6 жыл бұрын

but what about norm

@nickturmes1715 3 жыл бұрын

I think you spelled Tom Hanks and Steve Martin incorrectly.

@valtia 2 жыл бұрын

I’m so

@RH-ib7bg Жыл бұрын

I literally was getting ready to leave a comment exactly what you said and there it was already done for me.

@r3hcook 10 ай бұрын

I feel EXACTLY the same way!! They are both wonderful comics that give it their all!

@porcelainpanelpro 10 ай бұрын

The Hoobastank bit makes a perfect ending to an absolutely off the wall monologue. Been loving his stuff since 2004. Great genius.

@helencarroll1650 3 жыл бұрын

I love how he flashes his knickers.

@crunchTwist Ай бұрын

He didn't only flash the knickers, the audience was made up of all different races....

@snowdjagha 10 жыл бұрын

Oh man... He had to write that monologue! It screams Zach's style.

@jondunmore4268 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, and you can see his professionalism as a standup in that he never put it on cue cards. He did it old school.

@auto1640 Жыл бұрын

That “ASK” joke was hilarious

@missundies 4 жыл бұрын

If it wasn't for Zack I would've forgotten about hoobastank.

@ellobo7627 2 жыл бұрын

What a bad name for a band 😂

@dudeitssog6148 Жыл бұрын

Ever since seeing this when it aired I have never forgotten it. There will never be another kind of monologue like this

@heatherwhiting9273 2 жыл бұрын

I love how very few people get the joke about what is grandmother’s last words were 😆

@2Als1pod Жыл бұрын

Everyone got it, Sparky

@RG-dj6yv 2 жыл бұрын

Zach... you are my favorite comedian of all times. Pure Genius! Thanks for the laughs. Please don't ever stop bringing the absurdity. You are therapy! You definitely brought the sun out with this performance. Cheers!

@k4pn5l4pnh035 10 жыл бұрын

I swear this man is the funniest guy on this f****** planet

@brianc939 2 жыл бұрын

Zack is pure talent. A great guy also. I just love this guy

@davinanderson2003 Жыл бұрын

Pure comedic genius

@richardpizzario3627 3 жыл бұрын

Can we appreciate that his back is a perfectly straight line.

@BobJoeman Жыл бұрын

That grandma joke is the epitome of comedic restraint.

@sushmitadey9779 5 жыл бұрын

I was very sad today but u made me smile Zach. Ur special n I like u a lot. Keep doing what you do.

@wordmeaningsforyou 4 жыл бұрын

he is what i go to when the world hurts me.

@liljan8539 4 жыл бұрын

ritu bhatt same

@sammyeagleson5352 6 жыл бұрын

"Stop stealing my tomatoes!" his face 😁😁😁😆😆😆

@someonesomewhere6633 9 жыл бұрын

I'm so proud of him! Love and admiration from Greece!

@hew195050 2 жыл бұрын

tikanis

@punkbastid973 2 жыл бұрын

I can't remember laughing so hard during a SNL monologue.

@stexdo 10 жыл бұрын

one of my favorite monologues!!

@gigglyme2001 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this video so many times over the past few years but those pink undies get me every time! 🤣

@dansocha401 2 жыл бұрын

The Queens cargo shorts guy is really good.

@morgaffi Жыл бұрын

What the hell did I just watch? Whatever it was, I watched it 4 times and laughed harder every time. No matter where you pause it during the Annie bit his face is twistedly hilarious!

@hechanova07 7 жыл бұрын

The lipsyncing part was pure genius.

@phil-ys3cf 3 жыл бұрын

5:28 when i first watched this it made me cry so hard, lol. i don't even know, i don't cry easily but this made me so emotional even though this is just a comedy bit

@4ctmam 2 жыл бұрын

"Norh Ikea" It feels like the audience didn't even notice that one.

@Saptadin 2 жыл бұрын

North Korea

@BFKAnthony817 10 жыл бұрын

He had to touch those legs lol.

@armando_alves 5 жыл бұрын

Won't be long until he's accused of sexual harassment for doing that. It's 2018 afterall...

@chloerines 4 жыл бұрын

staged n planned? no?

@atem4652 4 жыл бұрын

It's his wife

@chloerines 4 жыл бұрын

Yami Yugi that explains why

@suedereale8885 3 жыл бұрын

yes and then smell the hand afterwards when he got on stage!

@bill-fk7tl 3 ай бұрын

At least he’s creative enough to do his own monologue Now the cast has to help them get through it

@nickj116 10 жыл бұрын

This is amazing.

@bertkylian 5 жыл бұрын

I love you Zack. Honestly.

@dv9096 5 жыл бұрын

As much as I like Zach and admire his comedy, I also feel bad for him. Because, I don't think people would ever take him seriously even in the times, he is legit serious about stuf!

@andrewwoody9375 Жыл бұрын

What the fuck. Why isn't this so much more appreciated? Brilliant is so understated.

@Abc-wp6mp Жыл бұрын

I love this man unconditionally :D

@i.b.818 6 жыл бұрын

Best thing I've ever seen.

@dee_deer 7 жыл бұрын

this is the best lip sync i've ever watched

@Shadow1995me 7 жыл бұрын

I love that he is actually quietly singing along in some parts though, so cute!

@papertoyss Ай бұрын

Great sense of humour! ...and a beautiful singing voice ; )

@orawal 9 жыл бұрын

BRILLIANT OPENING! Awesomeness

@shenenehhudson289 10 жыл бұрын

Lol I LOVE SNL IT ALWAYS MAKES MY SATURDAY NIGHTS

@AddeBieber 6 жыл бұрын

the dad shoes are just amazing

@earthwatcher2012 10 жыл бұрын

Love him

@david4134 8 жыл бұрын

funniest guy

@AnthonyGrantPressRelease 5 жыл бұрын

I need some assurance that he didn't swallow the confetti.

@quackman Жыл бұрын

or breathe it in

@davidcurtis7547 Жыл бұрын

Ask body spray , don't axe

@sundayodunuga2022 Жыл бұрын

Zach is so funny🤣🤣🤣

@hannahporter3272 3 жыл бұрын

still one of the best

@dspaik 10 жыл бұрын

i love zach ;D

@rockuma25 10 жыл бұрын

ザック大好き！面白いし！lol

@ramdandoel 8 жыл бұрын

LOL!!! This one is pretty good!!

@Andrew-fv4sj 3 жыл бұрын

What a fucking genius

@Tresfres 7 жыл бұрын

he is f ing adorable

@alihosseinsarvari9246 9 жыл бұрын

i am love Zach,he is very beautiful man.

@Damian_702 2 жыл бұрын

Ahh so that's why it cuts off halfway through his monologue on hulu lol The Annie song must've not got cleared for streaming 😆

@elizaanderson3302 9 жыл бұрын

hotcakes ≠ coldveggies

@FlashMeterRed 10 жыл бұрын

1:00 missed the end of lee mack's punchline

@xradical89x 3 жыл бұрын

lol this hilarious

@perkyporkpie 10 жыл бұрын

That was brilliant

@gregoryambres1897 3 жыл бұрын

Zach is my paterfamilias. I adore my Greek man.

@suzanchristiaanse8972 Жыл бұрын

The glitter at the end 🎉

@sheydoll Жыл бұрын

The best!!

@pixiejenkins 2 жыл бұрын

He’s so adorable…..

@nebulousisgod 3 жыл бұрын

Genius.

@moldren5263 Жыл бұрын

It's legal now, Zack. We did it, man. We frickin' did it :)

@padfoot6615 2 жыл бұрын

Asked body spray 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@epvtrinidad 8 жыл бұрын

that guy behind on the left has always looked like busta rhymes to me

@draggindrugin 8 жыл бұрын

FINALLY! someone. not just me. cos its been bothering me for so long

@jijovj89 10 жыл бұрын

Salute. A legend after rowan :)

@mikno78 9 жыл бұрын

Top 3 !!!

@hew195050 4 ай бұрын

Zack and Bill Burr are the only comedians who make me laugh out loud.

@anielaorozco5449 3 жыл бұрын

best monologe!

@arbasali3476 5 жыл бұрын

WHY SO UNDERRATED FFS

@uba2 3 жыл бұрын

shades of Andy Kaufman at the end

@putrikaysee1744 9 жыл бұрын

Gold

@nkmarks 5 жыл бұрын

Γεια σου ρε Ζαχαρία, είσαι φοβερός κωμικός! Greetings from Greece .......

@ImranKhan-vl1di 10 жыл бұрын

He said Hoobostank in a mocking manner. F this I LOVE HOOBASTANK!

@nicolegeorge3704 6 ай бұрын

What are those cargo shorts? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@armkidmustang Жыл бұрын

The moment he revealed the legalized marijuana thing when this premiered I was in high school and I clapped along and my mom looks at me, Zach Galifianakis busted me that night

@joshuapeterson3461 3 жыл бұрын

I wore a red dress once, I was the classiest prettiest gurl at the party lol

@davidcurtis7547 Жыл бұрын

Zack was a great clown on Baskets , louie was great as his Mom . Fearless comedians

@elsheezy_k 4 жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure that this was the best opening snl soundtrack ever

@robbiecarlisle2789 2 жыл бұрын

Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

@gabb05 10 жыл бұрын

touches legs... and than creepily smells his hand after :o

@parkervarin 3 жыл бұрын

genius

@ENigma-um8zw Жыл бұрын

“Whudda those cahgo showts?”

@stephaniecollins6052 2 жыл бұрын

I came here looking for the axe joke

@gardenlover9663 2 жыл бұрын

I have to admit; I was a teacher, and it drove me crazy when students pronounced "ask" as "axe". But there was no way I was going to correct anyone. First, it would have been disrespectful. Second, if I did, I would have to say, "Just say ass, and add a k-sound at the end." You cannot say that to fourth-graders.

@Saptadin 2 жыл бұрын

Gblk wkwk, makanya banyak kosakata

@Sunprism Жыл бұрын

"Hoobastank is here! No? Not again?"

@ShaneShane813 2 жыл бұрын

That was Iyight !

@soards6 10 жыл бұрын

would anyone be kind enough to explain to me what the axe body spray joke was about...cuz i have no clue...thanks

@YRWB98 10 жыл бұрын

Black people normally say axe instead of ask so he's saying it's the opposite way around when they say axe.

@cesarisam 9 жыл бұрын

I honestly didn't understand the Axe joke, i'm not from USA,maybe for that reason.

@orawal 9 жыл бұрын

black people are stereotyped to pronounce Ask as Aks (Axe)

@J_Cinematics 7 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that joke either until I listened to a Kendrick Lamar album, I understand now.

@Yorubulut 6 жыл бұрын

Blacks says aks instead of ask.

@andywounds5592 5 жыл бұрын

some white australians do too, usually 'bogans' or 'surfer bro' types, like my brother and his friends.

@jasongoodacre 5 жыл бұрын

I got the joke too. I'm in Australia and hate it when uneducated people say axe instead of ask.

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