Zach Galifianakis Vs. Female Heckler |Stand-Up|
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8 жыл бұрынVideo quality isn't great
@ForOrAgainstUs 4 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know I had to cater my act to people who don't get my stuff." Great line.
@hgb0005 5 ай бұрын
It's not a line. He's lamenting
@Pheonix8877 4 ай бұрын
@@hgb0005sure it is, they’re not mutually exclusive
@bridypow1947 14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 0:19
@derekdube3096 8 жыл бұрын
the best part is that you know he had the end planned as soon as she sat down on stage. he turned this person into a bit, what a pro
@dougthemoleman 5 жыл бұрын
What I love about this is, he was actually fairly polite and friendly. Trying to teach her something, even turning the moment into a laugh. He played off the heckler and turned a shitty situation into something both the audience and he (sort of) could enjoy. And then it seems she just continues to yap after she gets off stage anyway. So he goes for the blunt approach in the end. But man, Zach is such a classy guy here, really. I keep coming back to this clip, it's so good.
@SuperMontsta 4 жыл бұрын
Heckler? She didn't heckle him. He went after her, not the other way around. Sorry she has more balls than you and doesn't back down when she was singled out
@zarni000 4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperMontsta balls? as in to walk on stage. big fucking deal. it was a small club. not like she was on national tv. anybody would go on stage.
@johnstamos2 4 жыл бұрын
Monstar A She was singled out for being a rude and obnoxious person who was clearly interfering with his set. The only type of person who give her any sort of praise is the same type of self-serving and self-important ass like she was.
@alanmalcheski8882 4 жыл бұрын
looks like somebody has a crush on old Zachy G. That's disgusting!
@Paradroidx 2 жыл бұрын
It's like that one person who shines the light in the theater. No damn cell phones please. At least she could have apologized.
@mornincorp.2116 8 жыл бұрын
The way he handled that was ingenious
@Utrekz 8 жыл бұрын
What exactly was ingenious about it?
@mornincorp.2116 8 жыл бұрын
+Carvalho Just his spur of the moment quips such as "Claudia...that's my middle name" + "I had a page up here about asking nurses questions..." etc. He's awkward though kind of playful. Then he ends playing the piano and yelling at her. The whole exchange was humorous to me.
@Utrekz 8 жыл бұрын
+Mornin Mornz Yeah he is pretty good. I've always liked his awkward style comedy.
@mornincorp.2116 8 жыл бұрын
***** Me too, I'm a fan of his stand up. But I haven't watched any of his recent stuff, I think this clip might be from a few years back.
@djqkronicles24 8 жыл бұрын
+Mornin Mornz Thanks Mornin for explaining it to Carvalho.
@tristanschneider95 8 жыл бұрын
she has way too much confidence for her own good
@barnabyaprobert5159 8 жыл бұрын
+Tristan Schneider I don't think that it's "confidence", I think that she has the entitlement issues of a pretty 22 year old woman.
@Bhatt_Hole 8 жыл бұрын
+Tristan Schneider Indeed. Confidence in the absence of experience, tact, wit, intelligence, wisdom, style, awareness, and empathy = Welcome to our lovely trailer park. Sometimes served with a side order of "I do what I want!!!", and a spicy "You don't know me!" dipping sauce.
@SirGambs 7 жыл бұрын
If society said my gender couldn't be not even slapped in a public forum id also have a lot of confidence in what boundaries i broke hehe
@kylerobinson9184 7 жыл бұрын
Chris Gamba are you seriously trying to imply that it should be socially acceptable to hit women?
@patrickmoloney672 7 жыл бұрын
The fat ones always do.
@mattmatt09123 6 жыл бұрын
This guy has some of the best one liners. Legend in my book.
@robertkampman9320 5 жыл бұрын
Look up Bill Hicks going off on a heckler. He took a different approach lol
@FollowFunk 6 жыл бұрын
Thank God it says "video quality isn't great" in the description. My eyes were seeing HD untill I read that.
@c.g.8138 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I just checked to see if it did
@alekm9795 5 жыл бұрын
I couldnt tell.
@chrish8016 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@ruggishbone5988 4 жыл бұрын
Ppl are so spoiled
@DarkStarGSK22 4 жыл бұрын
My poor 8K retinas haha!
@sams.7165 7 жыл бұрын
"tryna tell my jihad jokes"
@jakthesmack 6 жыл бұрын
If she's 22 I'm the damn pope.
@DennisHartmann 4 жыл бұрын
Habemus Papam
@wyattguilliams9472 4 жыл бұрын
The camera is too blurry to tell for sure Anyway how are you today your holiness?
@Fangoros 3 жыл бұрын
Wow didn't know that the pope is on youtube
@kikeheebchinkjigaboo6631 3 жыл бұрын
Far chicks look older
@andreaholcock8992 Жыл бұрын
Catholics aren’t the best judges of age
@soppingwetburgers6493 4 жыл бұрын
When he said "SHUT UP!", I felt that.
@ChrisHoover808 8 жыл бұрын
Master of his craft.
@ajnode 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, his improvisation is without challenge. "You have keys in your hand. What kind of car do you drive?" - "How old are you?", "What is your job?" Truly a master of comedy and wit.
@flumper12 5 жыл бұрын
I WANNA EAT TUNA WITH JESSICA SIMPSON
@wrcpatrick 7 жыл бұрын
"what kind of car do you drive?" *crowd* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH....
@josephblanchard6248 5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@bookemdanno5596 5 жыл бұрын
He should have the whole crowd up there. Half the stuff they laugh hysterically isn't even meant to be funny. They obviously aren't paying attention or care either.
@jasonk2518 5 жыл бұрын
I think because it was a punch line of sorts. He had just mentioned having an entire page of questions to ask nurses if they come up on stage...then the next thing he says is what kind of car do you drive
@GetUpFalcon 5 жыл бұрын
Americans and their humour. I do not get it.
@nickc6842 4 жыл бұрын
They're probably drunk and just having a good time. You should try it sometime
@Cryogenics12 8 жыл бұрын
I feel zero pity. If you heckle a comic prepare for the gloves to come off and for verbal abuse.
@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 6 жыл бұрын
Shaking in my fucking boots :p
@Kudo-in6re 6 жыл бұрын
Trent Michael No this was funny
@andrewm8063 5 жыл бұрын
Trent Michael Awe are you too sophisticated for his act? Would you like a happy meal?
@lisareynolds4455 5 жыл бұрын
Trent Michael no one cares, fuck off
@Infiernofox138 5 жыл бұрын
Trent Michael I agree that he wasn't heckled but to be fucking off in the front row is super rude and well deserved of being targeted and mocked. And to state your opinion on whether he was funny or not made your point fall short. No one cares about your opinion on how he handled this.
@matthewherzog6155 8 жыл бұрын
She looked at least 32.
@MovieHound17 8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Herzog I was thinking teh same thing....that is one SHOT out 22 year old.
@jmendii 8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Herzog yeah, those were some old ass looking pixels...
@shartigusjones8825 8 жыл бұрын
+jmendii lol some of us are old enough to remember a time when video wasnt shown in 4k so it's not that hard for us to make shit out
@rustler08 8 жыл бұрын
+Shrtigus Jones I think most people are old enough to remember when media wasn't shown in 4K, considering the lack of 4K content.
@MsMedford 8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Herzog that bitch looked 50
@thebestmotoroil101 5 жыл бұрын
"Trying to tell his jihad jokes"... LOL! He is a funny man.
@NirvanaMK 8 жыл бұрын
Zach was on fire in this video lmao
@theduder2617 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the honesty in the description. It is rare to see, but I watched just because of the honesty. The quality is quite ok. I come from the ancient internet days. 1994 like. This is blue-ray quality compared to what was possible back then. lol Well, without at least 10, maybe even 20 or more of largest hard drives in existence back then anyway. Thanks for sharing this one!
@pavelkish7142 Жыл бұрын
Humble legend. One of my favorite people on earth.
@MrKeykeylikesit 8 жыл бұрын
That chick is pushing 40.
@robrogers2407 8 жыл бұрын
live
@roleat 8 жыл бұрын
rob rogers haha. A+
@ReikokuXCM 8 жыл бұрын
+MrKeykeylikesit you missed a zero mate
@ichigo199 8 жыл бұрын
haha thats me now...
@baggs081 7 жыл бұрын
+vernonclassic what till ur 37 and see 40 coming in fast and hard
@thomasrainbow 8 жыл бұрын
He was such a funny stand up! It was more of an improv performance set then straight forward stand up. Wish he would still do it!
@cuzinnnmcgee1782 11 ай бұрын
He still lives on in our hearts!
@PixelPusher1 7 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I remember seeing this yeeeears ago! Like, before The Hangover, even. Wasn't this shown on that The Comedians of Comedy docu show on Comedy Central? I think that's where I saw this. "Happy Meals are weird". Classic.
@BennieWilll 6 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians out there right now!
@artgallery7376 7 жыл бұрын
MORE PLEASE!! ZACH, I LOVE YOU!!!!
@RonWolfHowl 7 жыл бұрын
I knew it was coming, and he went _just_ long enough to make me forget about it!
@kennydavis2276 5 жыл бұрын
Soft piano>>>scream. Genius use of contrast.
@2muchwit 4 жыл бұрын
When the comedian attacks the heckler it makes it all sweeter
@cjn0001 8 жыл бұрын
This is by far my favorite standup vs heckler video
@irotinmyskin 8 жыл бұрын
+Craig Noneman have you seen the one of patton oswalt vs the heckler about the rape goblins? that was poetry
@farismag 8 жыл бұрын
+irotinmyskin Sound humiliating, do you have the link?
@irotinmyskin 8 жыл бұрын
sure! magic starts around 4:00 watch?v=eDndsvjyIG4 enjoy!
@omarherrera455 8 жыл бұрын
Lol I love man!!!God bless u hilarious!!!
@brandonbp122 5 жыл бұрын
Fact: This is the same camera that was used to film Nessie and Bigfoot.
@alligatorcowboys 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@LeBASTURDReviews 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon BP isn’t Bigfoot the same thing? Same amount of hair.
@free322001 8 жыл бұрын
22? Dog years?
@thamachoswedishpotat 7 жыл бұрын
That would make her way younger...
@johnsnow1450 7 жыл бұрын
+Isaak Keidser Flygare what?
@BzrkMiinX 7 жыл бұрын
+John Snow 1 year is 7 dog years. So 22 dog years would make her about 3
@mmfuntouchable5565 7 жыл бұрын
+Isaak Keidser Flygare think this joke went over both of your heads.. he meant 22x7 not 3...lol
@lovelyxskinny 7 жыл бұрын
hmm I thought she was in her 20s
@5150hep 8 жыл бұрын
That was a 35+ year old trailer park chick.
@volminski 7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Yeti547 6 жыл бұрын
Yup
@favoritemustard3542 5 жыл бұрын
"It Always Feels Like..."
@preachercaine 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking nearer 46
@kurthanke5788 5 жыл бұрын
@Jack Frost You are a dumbass and a loser. Get a life.
@nebraskahusker247 6 жыл бұрын
He is a true legend in comedy!
@flexalot9403 5 жыл бұрын
nebraskahusker247 the Big Red is a true legend at getting spanked in football
@ajnode 5 жыл бұрын
Lol a legend in comedy? Are you fucking insane?
@YouTw1tFace 5 жыл бұрын
Comedic genius. Saw him before he got big with Mitch hedberg.. monster.
@ispartacus1337 3 жыл бұрын
That would have been an amazing show.
@YouTw1tFace 3 жыл бұрын
I, Spartacus the show I’m referring to is on KZfaq. At least it used to be. Search for Mitch Hedberg university of Oklahoma
@iggy4774 5 жыл бұрын
He's like Tyson in his prime, the only guarantee was your going to get KO'd quick.
@andyellis5065 4 жыл бұрын
I love his voice
@sharkys707 7 жыл бұрын
that Rhythm that he hit on the piano what the hell was that I did not know you got down like that wow
@clancykobane9102 4 жыл бұрын
Best stand up of his generation.
@nicolegasparini8008 5 жыл бұрын
he is my hero!!!!!
@ericwidder2954 5 жыл бұрын
The shut up timing at the end was al dente.
@markwmbrown 6 жыл бұрын
I love this
@peabody3000 5 жыл бұрын
definitely a wait-for-it ending
@farismag 8 жыл бұрын
I think she lied about her age, she is no way 22 years of age!
@barnabyaprobert5159 8 жыл бұрын
+Almag, Faris PHYSICALLY she's 22, MENTALLY she's 7.
@lovelyxskinny 7 жыл бұрын
why not
@TexTom1981 4 жыл бұрын
You're really going to try and judge her age on this crappy video??
@castratedrhino77 7 жыл бұрын
That's the best I've ever seen it done.
@infiniteandroid 4 жыл бұрын
Legend!!!
@camdenoltjenbruns5031 8 жыл бұрын
i really love him
@erichammer3830 8 жыл бұрын
"Shut up!!" Haha!
@djgforce11 5 жыл бұрын
Great drunk guy cam footage.
@Theboyfugzhard 2 жыл бұрын
Absolute god
@txmoney 5 жыл бұрын
Guy is quick. We need more Zach.
@twitch54304 3 жыл бұрын
I fu***n love Zach! I wish he would come to green bay
@hopefulkoala01435 7 жыл бұрын
22? Stone maybe.
@Tuff_love 6 жыл бұрын
Tuna1989 lolololol 22 stone😂😂
@eLiFILMSinc 5 жыл бұрын
What
@objectivereasoning4372 5 жыл бұрын
No. I’m in the US, but understood the reference nonetheless. Watching international boxing/mma bouts certainly helps.
@DGRIFF 4 жыл бұрын
@@objectivereasoning4372 Same. It's called being cultured... Only a very small percentage of people ever realize that their circle is not the center of the universe.
@obowurx6625 4 жыл бұрын
Objective Reasoning this 👍
@kennethpetroni6806 5 жыл бұрын
Love Ya Zach
@djdb1214 7 жыл бұрын
Favorite comedian.
@tinyairplane 8 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious xD
@nirvana2187 7 жыл бұрын
Yes! Go Zach!!
@mexi_q_bbq430 5 жыл бұрын
THE END WAS HILARIOUS
@DistortedFaiths 8 жыл бұрын
I love it when Zak gets mad at other people. It was hilarious when he took down Justin Bieber on Between Two Ferns.
@ajnode 5 жыл бұрын
Took him down? You mean they read off a script that they had rehearsed beforehand? Amazing stuff. Truly amazing.
@tarico4436 4 жыл бұрын
Tried to get gruff with Sean Penn... BIG MISTAKE.
@lukenluken 4 жыл бұрын
@@ajnodelisten to zack on off camera. The celebs are not told before hand
@yougants8927 4 жыл бұрын
*Got spit chewing gum on face*
@leesawford 8 жыл бұрын
' I've got a page up here about asking nurses questions'. Brilliant !
@243wayne1 8 жыл бұрын
+elijah pink Exaaaaaaaaaactly... Grabs one page from the podium, looks at it briefly, puts it back and grabs "The correct page" About asking nurses questions! HAHAHAHA! LOVE IT!
@kevinmiller6423 7 жыл бұрын
lmfao perfect ending.
@Joseph-nh6in 7 жыл бұрын
He's a pretty good piano player
@Reggie2000 2 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@livefreeordie9041 6 жыл бұрын
She had that coming. I love Zach in "Baskets" and hope it comes on again soon!
@mind4lease554 4 жыл бұрын
Baskets has been canceled bruh
@Futuretense101 6 жыл бұрын
I love this guy but I'd never want be on the receiving of his insults LOL.
@fupduck1865 6 жыл бұрын
Lol, he is like, give me something to work with!
@Speedstack21 4 жыл бұрын
I've been looking for this set for a long time. Does anyone know where I can find the full version of this set??
@johnpounds4810 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome love the guy man 😂🤣💯✊🏻
@bethhollins3556 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome love the gay man
@johnpounds4810 5 жыл бұрын
Gay????
@SuperZorgus 8 жыл бұрын
Incredible.
@thebeardedshark9502 5 жыл бұрын
He's awesome
@askyles91 5 жыл бұрын
Legend
@michaelmattice4986 6 жыл бұрын
I too have a Subaru out back...I also have one in the garage.
@vooveks 4 жыл бұрын
There was a great bit later when he picked out a member of the audience who was filming the show on his cellphone and went "why can't you just enjoy a fucking show without filming it on your cellphone you fucking millennial ". Hilarious! I think it's on KZfaq somewhere.
@rickmc8417311 Жыл бұрын
Can you let me finish talking? Stop interrupting. You're young enough to f*king spank. That had me dying with 😂😂
@cdismufasa 8 жыл бұрын
Wow such a master of his craft.
@adityakuttus 6 жыл бұрын
"when I was trying to tell my jihad jokes" lmaoo 😂
@Davidm00sh12 2 жыл бұрын
He king of bombed up until the end - he managed to save it
@contactkeithstack 8 жыл бұрын
that's hilarious
@matthewherzog6155 8 жыл бұрын
+contactkeithstack What is?
@atheisticastpodcast2077 8 жыл бұрын
+Cameron Brwdway Now when I say "What?" I want you to answer me clearly, articulately and honestly. What?
@cameronbrwdway9486 8 жыл бұрын
AtheistiCast Podcast I'm going to blame that post on my crippling alcoholism.
@Sir_Flopsalot 8 жыл бұрын
+contactkeithstack I just read that in Louie C K voice.
@martinluna9108 8 жыл бұрын
+flopinator fuckin sweet.yesss!
@kellybeveridge8916 7 жыл бұрын
your fucking awesome Zach 🍻
@henryleon5919 5 жыл бұрын
I laugh just by seeing him!! #god
@danlerman 8 жыл бұрын
Zach handled it very well but you can tell that, even though he never stopped being funny, it was stressful as it would be.
@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 8 жыл бұрын
+Danny Lerman It's college crap :-p Only time it really matters for a comedian to be on point is when they do an HBO special. That's when they get paid and it will be rerun over and over again. This is just time to test out material and see what works and what doesn't.
@danlerman 8 жыл бұрын
As a comedian I know that even when you just go to an open mic hecklers can be terrible for your act. Not so much because you get paid or not, but because they mess with your routine and your rythm while you're already on the spot, so you have to think very fast to get back on track.
@maximilian333 8 жыл бұрын
every comeback of his is like a nuclear detonation
@kladewilson598 4 жыл бұрын
If you watch this drunk you don’t even notice the video quality
@antidecepticon 5 жыл бұрын
and im left wanting more
@Koler2k 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy how they could reconstruct film from 1920
@maxrockatansky1271 3 жыл бұрын
4:51 what you came here for.
@doyouknowwhothehelli 7 жыл бұрын
true talent lol
@jonathanwebb3024 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@franklytosay 3 жыл бұрын
Talented guy
@MrLuffy9131 4 жыл бұрын
Between two mics
@patrickfreitas3549 6 жыл бұрын
Fuggin genius
@Fabo100 5 жыл бұрын
Zach Claudia Galifinakis is a beautiful name
@dodgersdoon1130 5 жыл бұрын
Classic zach
@kingdrum315 5 жыл бұрын
That ending tho
@hamnchee 18 күн бұрын
I think about the "Happy meals are weird" line on a monthly basis for the last decade.
@ghoulbeansz 8 жыл бұрын
Happy meals are weird hahahah
@ajnode 5 жыл бұрын
Get it? Because she is younger than he is. Therefore he says she would eat happy meals, because young people eat happy meals and she is younger than him. How did he come up with that one on the spot?
@ceomusic7 5 жыл бұрын
@@ajnode dude you've replied to so many comments just being negative. I'm not super fond of the guy myself but why so much hate?
@joshuaOFsteal 5 жыл бұрын
Because it was his boyfriend zach was making fun of and he assumed the gender
@Futt.Buckerson 4 жыл бұрын
At 3:09 "Do you have Schweppes?"
@mariomarx138 8 жыл бұрын
She didn't even heckle him.
@justme197511 5 жыл бұрын
LoL, oh Zack...
@chrisbanks7447 5 жыл бұрын
What is the name of the special this is from?
@JonnyDIY 6 жыл бұрын
intense lol!
@LateNightGYM 4 жыл бұрын
Don Rickles part 2 hopefully
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