2:48 Rick, don't you know, the law of the jungle is clear that only the stonglest will survive. Mowgli was strongler than the pup, so the wolf mom is okay with that.

The “T rex” looks like something from the time people thought megalosaurus was a quadruped

16:16 “Coming, he’s coming, someone’s coming” *dinogasm noises*

That turtle was the reptilian equivalent of Grandpa Simpson. "That’s the Wright Brothers’ plane! At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles on a thimbleful of corn oil! Single handedly won us the Civil War, it did.”

The perfect crossover doesn't exis...

We italian are so sorry for this pile of crap ...

3:36 huh, *I guess it truly is live action now..*

"Don't sweat it, forget it, enjoy the show!" ~~That one dog Wait is this the correct titanic movie?

Oh damn, Schleich's Ceratosaurus! I love it because it looks so messed up. To me as a kid it and the Triceratops were the horned bro's among the first few Schleich dinosaurs. They look like eeyeore's from hell... seriously, that Triceratops is propably listening to death-metal and thinking about edgy stuff while feeding. Unless it's actually headbanging. Nicknamed the Ceratosaurus 'Ferrarisaurus' when I got it... propably confused Ferrari with Monstertruck back then.

The lion sleep tonight scene got me XD

Review The Adventures of Jurassic Pet, that movie was BAAAAAAAAD.

Trust me my friend... the Mondo Cinematic Universe isn’t a Rabbit Hole! Nonono! It is a BLACK HOLE!!!!

These all feel like something I'd come up with when I was 5 playing with random toys.

Oh god, first it was a crocodile (sarko bros.) And now it’s the turtles… oh god…

17:15 I'm sure that was what the animaters reaction to the story board.

7:50 this line gets me every time

Also, “Winner & the Golden Child” had a Christmas special called, “Christmas in New York”.

I mean, under the effects of meth you could maybe understand this show

*"My name is Fucks."* *"BECAUSE HE FUCKS LION CUBS!* 😂😂

6:33 Rickraptor105 : one minute ago you said you were an amphibian pick a class and stick to it goddammit ! Turtle monstrosity: ok mammal

9:25 THANKS FOR ADDRESSING THAT!

Your channel is SO underrated! It deserves more.

this whole show feels like a fever dream

1:22 "Episode always have seemingly endless minutes of characters just goofing around or discussing things that could be summarised one sentence." Sounds like Shakespeare!

That Tyrannosaurus looks like its from the 1800's. You know, When Megalosaurus whas Cuadruped, Marine reptiles with weigths Of 6 to 17 tons can move to land perfectly and When Pterosaurs can take things With their foots ........................ Its depressing How that last one still exist un our days

Now I want to watch a bunch of these shows with friends and do a drinking game of us taking a shot whenever anybody says "WHAT" "HOW" and "WHY"

16:14 The funniest part

The angry German energy is such a large part of this channel without trying to be

Simba the King Lion Cinematic Universe Edit: love your edits, Rick! I always look forward to your uploads

12:31 Oh YEAH...! 19:21 Also IS THAT ASH!?!

7:31 YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND

Ich bin schockiert was für kranke Videos es gibt! Danke für deine Mühe, hast mich bestens unterhalten. :) PS: Für 'nen deutschen Akzent klingt dein Englisch echt gut.

The slowed down music at 7:05 sounds like the creepy exif theme from Godzilla: planet Eater

Their "Tyrannosaurus" looks like Postosuchus lmao.

If you spin the background the opposite way, it will make a bit of an optical illusion that will make the tilt "disappear"

"Other dinosaurs were smaller and FASTER" Good to know they belong to the Jurassic fight club school of bashing Ceratosaurus.

3:36 I fucking cried I'm dying XD

That godzilla junior almost killed me

7:31 I didn't know how dinosaurs killed they're prey like this?

2:50 wtf moment

The music the plays when the mr.owl is talking at 8:20 Is probaly the TRUE theme for the mezozoic era

Dinotopia tv movie review when?

11:29-11:40 glad I'm not the only one weirded out by that decision

2:52 i started laughing

The fact they counted "hell", "damn" and "turd" as swears but didn't count "sex" is *interesting*

19:21 I guess ash went into vulture roasting

10:42 I don’t know why but this is such a cursed image

You’re channel will be relevant as long as there’s movies and television series that require reviewing! Rick the Badass forever!

2:23 how tf does the snake do that?

the poodle(TOY), is now named Winner *does nothing that could be championized(amazing), and gets abducted*

The “Simba the King Lion” trilogy is a treat for people who love random stories with little sense.

7:00 this has the same energy as that one cutscene in that one Zelda cdi game They referenced the damn cutscene fuck

You're really good at comedic revireviews of movies in general if you ever run out of dinosaur documentaries and what not to review you should review stuff like this you're fucking hilarious

Please make more reviews of bad films, I need more of this.

My god, him pushing that pup away was hilarious.

I swear these people who made this show must of been high or also high Dimetrodon is NOT a dinosaur!

... it’s odd seeing all this mentioned without the Titanic having a bigger part in the video... because usually that’s everyones’ main point of attention... It’s nice.

That was something

I can’t wait to see Simba the King Lion going to Isla Sorna, then destroying the spinosaurus with his lasers.

"WHY IS THERE A TALKING TURD" best sentence in the whole video

Malformed Turtle, _Guardian of Knowledge and Age_ and _Keeper of Molecular Biology:_ “Life started 200 million years ago in the Jurassic Period, with one of the first animals appearing being the Ichthyosaurs, a group of marine reptiles. Some of these reptiles eventually adapted to living on land and became amphibians such as turles and crocodiles; these amphibians are related to the Dime-trodon, which had appeared afterwards in the Permian and _definitely didn’t have a sail._ Amphibians ruled for 70 million years, until the Ice Age wiped most of them out. Also, some reptiles are dinosaurs, and some of them learned to fly and became birds.”

I watched Maya the Bee on Nick jr. back in the 80s when I was a wee lad.

that giant snail's face is the stuff of nightmares

Man i loved the joke with yi-qui at 17:28

this is my favorite Rick Raptor Reviews

"In this they have HOUSES and VIDEO GAMES and *MAID OUTFITS? WHAAAAAT?"*

Those sharpeeth ankylosaurs remind me of the one from ice age 3

Omiglob!! XD When he says "have these Koreans never seen a turtle in their life!?" I lost my $#!@ laughing. I literally laughed myself to tears!

This editing is so good you deservie a lot more subs

*We're in the Endgame Now* Edit: The show at 2:05 got a 3D remake in Australia

That tyranosaurus looks like the first depiction of megalasaurus

21:20 thanks man, I needed that

wow... watching the inaccuracies of this episode is like diving head first into r/Ihadastroke... and then having an actual stroke how the fuck did I watch this as a kid and not get braindamage?!

5:22 The most realistic story of evolution I know. That's because it makes so much sense

I dont think I´ve ever said so many WTFs during 22 and half minute span in my entire life :D Great video!

ok I'm gonna have that pig screaming over the lion sleeps tonight in my head forever now

Just one of many of the most powerful fictional universes ever created.

In fact, Lion King is not a literal rip off of Kimba, the stories of both works are different, the setting is different and the characters are not copied from the anime either, if you want to accuse Disney of copying, use another better film, like "The Wild" which is a rip off of Madagascar.

Review the second Dino King movie (Journey To Fire Mountain)

Also. Ich hab deinen Channel durch deinen Auftritt bei Ben G Thomas gefunden und ich muss sagen, das hier ist bei weitem das lustigste, was ich seit langem gesehen hab. Abo. :D

Somehow I'm more invested in the Mondo extended universe more than I ever was in the Marvel Cinematic Universe

11:49 "Why is there a talking turd?" Swear counter: +1

The trex look like a early depiction of megalosaurus

This is my new favorite video, not gonna lie!

Spent 52 episodes with them FORGETS THEIR NAMES

Glad to see you back

WE NEED TO START A PETTITION WHERE RICK WILL MAKE REVIEWS ABOUT GOOD MOVIES

I saw that review in South Africa so here is fine

Nobody: Turtle: Im an amphibian

Whoever made these eyesores should have their heads examined, but I’m pretty sure the results would come back empty.

*The Best Crossover Ever* Oh Shit

I’m very much invested in the lore of this series

Trex=Megalenia Pterosaur=Celophysis

The dress of that little dude says Aari, I gues that explains everything :D

You didn't give us what we wanted, but you gave us what we needed

Make review of Dinosaur island(2014), this movie Is GOD AWFUL!!!!!! Only the good part is the trex

13:40 that dude has a Cluckin' bell hat

You have outsmarted KZfaq.

Yessss another great video!

What the hell does Mondo TV smokes to make this kind of stuff?