Schlatt's Cookie Tier List
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2 жыл бұрынSchlatt ranks every cookie ever made.
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Today Schlatt makes a Tier List! It's been a long time since this has happened. Last time I tried making a tier list video you guys watched it 10 million times. But we're back, baby! Schlatt loves cookies (I hate writing in the third person) and decided to make a Cookies Tier List and Rank Every Cookie Known To Man. This is probably quite similar to Moist Cr1tikal Tier List videos, even though I've never watched a single one. Thank you for inventing Tier List Videos. Chips Ahoy, Chewy Chips Ahoy, Chips Deluxe, Oreo, Double Stuf Oreo, Mega Stuf Oreo, Biscoff, Ginger Snaps, Tate's Bake Shop, Milano, Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse, Golden Oreo, Famous Amos, Royal Dansk, Those Awful Sugar Cookies You Find At Every Grocery Store, Lenny And Larry's, Fudge Stripes, Stella D'Oro, Nilla Wafers, and more are featured in this video and also in this description for SEO purposes. What rank will Schlatt give your favorite cookie? Watch the entire video to find out (and also to help me make more money!)
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_
@dumbassweeb5702 2 жыл бұрын
The frosted sugar cookies are like the candy corn of cookies, either you love it or you hate it and for some fucking reason when you eat more than like 4 of them you start feeling like death himself is staring down at you
@dumbassweeb5702 2 жыл бұрын
@Reika Nagila sorry I only like MEN
@intelismynameandregretismy5541 2 жыл бұрын
Such a perfect comparison
@galacthicc693 2 жыл бұрын
Frosted sugar cookies make me feel like a fat Hitler but MAN do they taste good.
@ashhlsy 2 жыл бұрын
YES like theyre honestly so good but after a couple i start feeling like i want to die
@xan5927 2 жыл бұрын
nah after eating ONE i feel like im gonna explode
@tuskun3072 2 жыл бұрын
if you think this list is biased just remember, Schlatt brutally murdered a girl scout troop when they came to his door with cookies back in '99. he knows his stuff.
@aceeduventures 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d7CWhMJ3p5_SkXU.html Finally here..
@grqfes 2 жыл бұрын
yeah myth says he tried every cookie she was selling too.
@hazemkaram7111 2 жыл бұрын
Wowww kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bNlyhahi2amdipc.html…
@Hibernathan05 2 жыл бұрын
I still miss my sister
@commandbaker3334 2 жыл бұрын
He must've been one badass fetus
@thechozenone6471 10 ай бұрын
Schlatt: "who the hell eats biscoff cookies unless there on a airplane." Proceeds to show an almost empty packet of biscoff cookies.
@canaan56 10 ай бұрын
Bro I had a biscoff waffle from the biscoff restaurant it was so good
@LEEZEREYMoe 10 ай бұрын
we have a biscoff mcflurry and is it fire
@SerynityTv 9 ай бұрын
Biscoff cookies are amazing
@Atom85825 8 ай бұрын
hes always have airplane ready, do you not know that hes ready to commit another one
@magneticmango325 7 ай бұрын
@@Atom85825another what
@fellinluv777 10 ай бұрын
we need more schlatt tier lists I’m rewatching these like crazy 💀
@oprx_55 10 ай бұрын
Fr
@DiamondDemonplay 10 ай бұрын
Same here
@disamious 9 ай бұрын
Yep
@Kingtrout 9 ай бұрын
I swar
@mentallyillkoi 9 ай бұрын
Ye
@couchdoritos7326 2 жыл бұрын
Funny story regarding chips ahoy chewy type: so my friend and I used to walk home from school and stop by a 7-11, and like the fatasses we are we got a pack of chewy chips ahoy, and hated them. We decided it would be funny to leave one on the back of some poor dudes truck that hadn't moved for months. That cookie stayed there throughout a full year of seasons and weather. The juices seeped out and stained the plastic. It stayed intact for a year and a half, and finally split over the summer. That didn't stop the cookie though. The cookie is still there 2 years later and we are still laughing about it. He moved to another state and whenever I walk the way we used to walk, I send him a picture of the cookie.
@Maob08 2 жыл бұрын
And now you now they have as many chemicals as McDonald's cheeseburger
@MandoThingz 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like the moldy cheese from diary of the wimpy kid
@TheArtistLuna 2 жыл бұрын
I love this
@eyy8760 2 жыл бұрын
Best comment on a Schlatt video I have ever seen got me rolling 💀🗿
@minecraftbees8850 2 жыл бұрын
bro that shit created covid
@alistair.404 2 жыл бұрын
As a wise man once said: The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what the psychos at Oreo have made next.
@LtCdrXander 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, we wouldn't have gotten lemon Oreos without those psychos. Am I a bad person for thinking key lime Oreos would have a more than 0% chance of being good?
@zzyxx2112 2 жыл бұрын
@@LtCdrXander that would taste pretty good with crumble cookie parts and key lime fillings
@LtCdrXander 2 жыл бұрын
@@zzyxx2112 YES!! I would hope too that they don't hold back on the tartness for the filling either, as you really gotta strike that delicate balance between sweetness and tanginess.
@alistair.404 2 жыл бұрын
@TheSportsGuru Yesssss!! Dude, I have no idea who works at Pop-Tart but they're absolutely twisted. How many fuckin flavors do they HAVE at this point???
@magmapixel8627 2 жыл бұрын
Weed Oreos already exist but the company keeps them all for themselves
@thundergizmo317 9 ай бұрын
I was 100% expecting the butter cookies to have a sewing kit inside
@aidennewton 6 ай бұрын
Same
@oliviersavard8676 5 ай бұрын
why the fuck are there cookies in my sewing kit tin can
@kaedenratajski3620 28 күн бұрын
SAME
@HappyBacon777 8 ай бұрын
I love how the frosted sugar cookie voting had a perfect description of what people think of them. Either you REALLY love them, or you DESPISE them.
@crimson7000 5 ай бұрын
I despise them
@RDhammer 4 ай бұрын
@@crimson7000same bro
@unaverageavocado159 3 ай бұрын
I brought them to a party two days ago. Someone was licking the box clean.
@HappyBacon777 3 ай бұрын
@@unaverageavocado159 🤣
@NezzNHLive 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly its nice to see schlatt is doing what he loves. And making money.
@Panknight 2 жыл бұрын
No no, he’s doing what he loves… making money
@blacknight1799 2 жыл бұрын
Your poor comment section
@SkeweredGlaive 2 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't love making money? Also scree every single bot.
@StarryxNight5 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly it's nice to see schlatt doing what he loves. And making tier lists on cookies.
@LINK-is3oc 2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo so ur just gonna spam every comment with channel advertisment?
@samsungrefridgerator6270 2 жыл бұрын
Technically speaking here, there’s still more to this as schlatt hasn’t opened up the door of girl scout cookies.
@sithspartan6248 2 жыл бұрын
That would make for its own interesting video I’d say.
@mattisoff 2 жыл бұрын
On stream he said that he might make a seperate tier list for girl scout cookies, just sayin.
@sithspartan6248 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattisoff Nice, I don’t go on twitch so that’s cool to know
@bramd4423 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Oreo made a Cherry Cola flavored Oreo and I am one hundred percent certain Oreo's concept team are sadists
@sithspartan6248 2 жыл бұрын
@@bramd4423 I saw peeps flavored Oreos once, so I can most definitely agree with that statement
@connorhege6903 7 ай бұрын
I’ve seen men describe murders with less anger and fear in their eyes than Schlatt covering the Oreos cookies
@crunchybro123 10 ай бұрын
I was screaming “WHAT ABOUT TATES” and then you actually brought tates, the greatest cookie brand to ever exist in the multiverse
@AidanHg 2 жыл бұрын
The issue with "soft" cookies is that they need to make the cookie even less natural just to make it hold onto that softness permanently which just makes it feel wrong. If it's fresh cookies then of course you want them soft, but with store bought? No.
@Quentino808 2 жыл бұрын
I'm usually a soft cookie guy and I agree. I felt sick after trying soft store bought cookies. Meanwhile you get that shit fresh and it's a whole new game
@aceeduventures 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d7CWhMJ3p5_SkXU.html Finally here..
@pastlepink131 2 жыл бұрын
I used to like them as a kid, but im gonna be honest, the chocolate chips on soft chips ahoy... dont taste like chocolate... so i prefer chips ahoy's other cookies now if you still like soft chips ahoy, im sorry, they got you, youre already living in the simulation homie
@Naomi-yc4fp 2 жыл бұрын
Wait yeh actually, u r right, I normally get the same day baked ones from Sainsbury, and they are soft and I like them, but yeh if it’s factory made, that’s lowkey disgusting
@fluffy9071 2 жыл бұрын
keep a piece of bread with the cookies you bake. it keeps them softer
@sentryicl 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that 'Schlatt' bans everyone with the wrong opinion is amazing
@dr4x3k28 2 жыл бұрын
Literally 1984
@Fuckwadd Жыл бұрын
@@dr4x3k28 literally germany from 1939-1945
@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee333 Жыл бұрын
communist schlatt
@nexter2930 Жыл бұрын
@@Fuckwadd banned from living
@alaptopuser Жыл бұрын
ussr
@odogjones4184 10 ай бұрын
Black and White cookies hit harder than schlatt hit those people in 1999
@OrangeGuy011 4 ай бұрын
"Chewy cookies are garbage" *proceeds to put the diabetic Coma Chewy Sugar Cookies in S Tier*
@Funnee75 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt: hates chewy cookies Also Schlatt: Loves chewy cookies (with frosting)
@Unoriginal____Starwalker Жыл бұрын
Fucking gottem (im salty with him for fig newton's and chewy chips ahoy so I am very angry with schlatt
@Funnee75 Жыл бұрын
@@Unoriginal____Starwalker I'm also salty about a lot of things he said about my favorites
@alpha_9997 Жыл бұрын
I don’t hate chewy cookies quite as much as splat, but crunchy cookies are so much better. If you think otherwise, all your opinions are wrong and your parents don’t love you.
@hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798 Жыл бұрын
@@alpha_9997 god damn bro it ain't that deep its just a cookie like people have their tastes and opinions 😕
@hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798 Жыл бұрын
@@alpha_9997 like a opinion cant be wrong its a option aka your own personal preference
@jeremypotato374 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: "I'm gonna rank every single cookie known to man" Literally 5 seconds later: "Inside this box is every cookie I know"
@aceeduventures 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d7CWhMJ3p5_SkXU.html Finally here..
@marleymccrary2027 2 жыл бұрын
Every cookie known to a man
@hazemkaram7111 2 жыл бұрын
Wowww kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bNlyhahi2amdipc.html…
@Flash4ML 2 жыл бұрын
He’s a man
@TheArtistLuna 2 жыл бұрын
Shlatt is man
@DazaiLikezLightBulbz 4 ай бұрын
Pickles. 😋🦶
@sharky173 9 ай бұрын
I swear he never misses to disappoint in the ranking
@dollarstorecookie3938 2 жыл бұрын
I’m personally honored to have been featured on this list. Thank you Schlatt.
@aceeduventures 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d7CWhMJ3p5_SkXU.html Finally here..
@hamsterman8975 2 жыл бұрын
You deserved your s tier
@bobberman4641 2 жыл бұрын
You are the best thing you can get at a dollar store
@lucyakaluckstat 2 ай бұрын
@@hamsterman8975hi ibuki from Danganronpa
@bored1103 2 жыл бұрын
the amount of random cookies on the floor that is visible when Schlatt gets up and leaves in the end is just hillarious
@supersonicwarrior2614 13 күн бұрын
Hot take: I put the Frosted Sugar cookies in D tier; the only thing it has going for it is the frosting. It’s dry, the cookie itself has no flavor whatsoever, and they’re boring.
@Omori. 4 ай бұрын
4:25 yes I just love hearing my favorite family friendly KZfaqr say he likes cookies
@pillakilla9122 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt: “Hes such a polite little guy” Also Schlatt: “ThAt lItTlE eLf piEcE oF sHiT”
@perlitacatapang4582 Жыл бұрын
"178 lIKes wIThOut rEplIes?///?? leT mE cHangE tHAT"
@jackielouise4852 Жыл бұрын
@@perlitacatapang4582 why is no one commenting ?
@astatine-linux-gd Жыл бұрын
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@astatine-linux-gd Жыл бұрын
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@astatine-linux-gd Жыл бұрын
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@angel404 2 жыл бұрын
he perfectly described this cookie 4:31
@GrayofThings 2 жыл бұрын
True
@stitchlup 2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@jackthetrainboi 2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo I'm not falling for that
@ieatmyfamily9676 2 жыл бұрын
so true
@MrRoom-pg9hg 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Why is there so many bots?
@FruitLiquid 10 ай бұрын
the amount of pure sodium in tate’s cookies makes my blood pressure sky rocket after 1 bite. like why tf is there over 150 mg of sodium in 2 cookies?
@siimious 2 ай бұрын
ate a whole pack of 14 and like, spazzed out hate those cookies
@user-yd5jj2vl7o 5 күн бұрын
Schlatts chat glazes him and does what he says when it comes to cookies.
@wdecently7150 2 жыл бұрын
Again, there's a trend with his tier lists. - First is always "Base Tier" - Your favorites are always shat on - He makes very valid points and very invalid points - "D for dick" - Throwing packages - Last one is always a surprise witness
@kayawesome_12 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t find out where I live and murder me for this, but I fucking love Java Chip Oreos. I can’t believe “Schlatt” would disgrace their name like that.
@bubbles694 2 жыл бұрын
Comedy
@StorableGaming 2 жыл бұрын
When he said soft cookies are bad/not as good as hard cookies, I knew what kind of list it would be.
@maddiesmenagerie8853 2 жыл бұрын
Mans really disrespected oreo thins putting them at a D tier after saying he likes crunchy cookies tf
@wdecently7150 2 жыл бұрын
@@maddiesmenagerie8853 normal Oreos are already crunchy. The bad rating wasn't about crunchyness, it was about the fact they put LESS stuf in the cookie. Normal Oreos were fine, and Double Stuff Oreos were perfect. Any more or any less stuf in the cookie is terrible, according to schlartt
@khaliber 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: “Chewy cookies are for terrible people” Also Schlatt: *ranks frosted sugar cookies in S*
@literallythrowing3264 2 жыл бұрын
Tbf, technically they're not chewy, they're just soft. Do I chew those? No, I take a giant bite, roll my eyes back because they are, in fact, S tier, and swallow.
@allpaynenoliam4208 2 жыл бұрын
@@literallythrowing3264 why do ppl think that they are s tier- they are def a e/f eww
@SweatyPomegranate 2 жыл бұрын
@@allpaynenoliam4208 "atone for your sins"
@rottenwalrus7103 2 жыл бұрын
Me who has autism and has sensory issues with crunchy things and really likes chips ahoy chewy and then watching a man I admire say that I’m disgusting for putting it in my mouth:
@literallythrowing3264 2 жыл бұрын
@@allpaynenoliam4208 Maybe I'm biased because I'm addicted to sugar
@bonechiller3429 4 ай бұрын
Can’t believe you did a cookie tier list without girl scout cookies.
@Zanru-iy8wb 8 ай бұрын
00:24 - Chips Ahoy Original 00:38 - Chips Ahoy Candy Blast 00:57 - Chips Ahoy Chunky 01:13 - Chips Ahoy Chewy 01:40 - Chips Ahoy Chewy & Reese's 01:53 - Chips Deluxe Original 02:09 - Chips Deluxe M&M 02:34 - Famous Amos 02:57 - Royal Dansk 03:22 - Biscoff 03:54 - Ginger Snaps 04:22 - Frosted Sugar Cookies 05:08 - (Bonus) Fortune Cookie 05:28 - Milano Original 06:00 - Milano Dark Chocolate 06:20 - Milano Mint Chocolate 06:41 - Chessmen 06:58 - Farmhouse 07:30 - Tate's Bake Shop 08:03 - Lenny & Larry 08:50 - E.L Fudge 09:11 - Fudge Stripers 09:22 - Sandies 09:37 - Viena Fingers 10:00 - Oreo Original 10:44 - Oreo Doble Stuf
@gourmetbird1483 8 ай бұрын
did you give up
@TheKingBeezer 2 ай бұрын
@@gourmetbird1483lol
@samp.4380 2 ай бұрын
bro was not finishing this list ☠️
@michaelhartmann4632 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve gotta say, I like Mint Oreos, but you have to REALLY like mint to like them. It’s a pretty strong mint flavor, and plain double stuf oreos have a much broader appeal
@fivecreator9573 2 жыл бұрын
My obsession with the mint is so bad, that when I was a kid my mom would hide toothpaste from me, cause I was demolishing them all. I got into a hospital at least 7 times because of them. But I still love everything that has a mint in it
@ianxe 2 жыл бұрын
The best are the fudge mint ones. Instead of the oreo cookie its just fudge like a girl scout cookie
@garfooledarbuckle3888 2 жыл бұрын
I like mint chocolate chip ice cream but oreo mint is where I put my foot down
@kapsaysin 2 жыл бұрын
I also like them. I have loved mint flavored stuff ever since I was a kid and that isn't changing anytime soon.
@LethalzPlayz 2 жыл бұрын
Mega stuf
@ryleywest2899 2 жыл бұрын
I've never been so deeply offended, disappointed, and heart broken in my life and schlatt found a way, props to you man
@andrewpropson8464 2 жыл бұрын
Yra he done the golden Oreos dirty i mean DIRTY
@rex.6067 2 жыл бұрын
Oreos will always have a special place in my heart. SO I DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW MUCH FUCKING “STUFF” IS IN A OREO I T S F U C K I N G G O D T E I R.
@rex.6067 2 жыл бұрын
@dcoog anml sugar cookies are the worst cookie
@Bucheria 2 жыл бұрын
@@rex.6067 this is biased 🤦♂️
@rex.6067 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bucheria How?
@anthonym9977 9 ай бұрын
Im glad tier lists are coming back. They're genuinely funny
@Styx.Or.Whatever 6 ай бұрын
bro what do you mean
@ragnarok935 6 ай бұрын
Tried Tates Bakeshop for the first time a couple days ago. My eyes have been fully opened, Schlatt. Thank you
@surveyr5768 2 жыл бұрын
this guy knows his stuff! i remember him back in 2004, he just had this insight that nobody could replicate.
@user-zy2rn3ne1b 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ebd4epRj0a-tgZ8.html So true..
@Flash4ML 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, only five years after the incident, schlatt was a different man
@surveyr5768 2 жыл бұрын
@@sofianesk3050 i remember hearing about that! legend.
@caleb__mtz 2 жыл бұрын
" I hate chewy cookies" "Frosted sugar cookies are S tier"
@dragar0th 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad someone else noticed the Duality of Man
@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 2 жыл бұрын
Frosted sugar cookies are what's known as an outlier, they are fundamentally different to all the other chewy cookies in the best way possible.
@user-zy2rn3ne1b 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ebd4epRj0a-tgZ8.html So true..
@angelarias3395 2 жыл бұрын
@@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 they are either good or they are the worst cookie ever no inbetween
@pastlepink131 2 жыл бұрын
naur frosted sugar cookies get a pass- taste a hard chips ahoy (like the normal one) vs a soft chips ahoy maybe im hella weird but theres a DISTINCT difference in the way the chocolate tastes in the soft ones.. major turn off sajhfkhs
@AirStrike69 10 ай бұрын
8:33 ong I tried it 2 days ago. It smelt like paint and tasted like decaying flour and Play-Dough
@dogsarenice3054 10 ай бұрын
Not having Girl Scouts cookies on the list is a crime
@RandomUser11170 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly didn't know Schlatt was capable of being so wrong. I know I'm putting myself at risk of being a victim of another 1999 incident, but that's a risk I'm willing to take
@aceeduventures 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d7CWhMJ3p5_SkXU.html Finally here..
@gulletgaming4717 2 жыл бұрын
bro he didnt even try the fig newtons
@bigboy8766 2 жыл бұрын
@@gulletgaming4717 fig newtons are absolute dogshit
@notfunjoe 2 жыл бұрын
Tates…nuf said
@sportsnstuff5557 2 жыл бұрын
@Patnic you don't remember what happened in 1999? With the sword man? Or the baseball bat?
@doxasnike4789 2 жыл бұрын
Here’s the thing about chewy cookies: they have to be crispy on the edges. And there’s a fine line between nice and soft, raw, and rubber.
@loafer2598 2 жыл бұрын
Disgusting
@solus8685 2 жыл бұрын
Soft baked is better than crusty dusty dry mf cookies and I'll die on that hill
@loafer2598 2 жыл бұрын
@@solus8685 it tastes like dirt and rubber
@justanotherguy1122 2 жыл бұрын
Chewy Chips Ahoy are the bomb, man.
@hashim8135 2 жыл бұрын
chewy cookies are only good home made
@ConnerBunting 5 ай бұрын
0:06 if you listen closely, you can actually hear him struggle to lift the box
@mentallyillkoi 9 ай бұрын
"Chewy cookies are for terrible people" Well, at least I don't have to change myself.
@snoopuppers6319 2 жыл бұрын
I think we should call “Schlatt” biscuit boy from now on. He truly likes those crunchy bits.
@SrSander 2 жыл бұрын
He clearly likes them!
@ravenshade266 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Schlatt looks like he’s feeling well. Either he’s really good at hiding his emotions and playing the character (which we all know he’s very capable of) or he’s truly been having a good bit of life recently. Hopefully it’s the second option.
@sicbixch 2 жыл бұрын
what happened?
@ravenshade266 2 жыл бұрын
@@sicbixch Oh, nothing happened that I know of. I just commented that he looks happier than usual.
@maddiesmenagerie8853 2 жыл бұрын
@@sicbixch existential pain happened. It gets most of us in our 20s.
@marektrejo 2 жыл бұрын
t his happened 3 months ago just so you know
@Tellowvaision 2 жыл бұрын
Who's Schlatt? We only know "Schlatt"
@ThomasMerriman3 5 күн бұрын
“I would taste tates Tate” top tier jschlatt quote
@emilefragz1885 5 ай бұрын
Chewy cookies should be considered a war crime.
@russellrobes9912 2 жыл бұрын
when you gave farmhouse an A then mentioned there was something better, i KNEW it was tate’s cookies. i legit cheered like it was a new smash bros character being revealed
@slowwmoh 2 жыл бұрын
Ok nerd
@Spiffydubz 2 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@sheardisfusion3843 2 жыл бұрын
dude tate's are the fucking best
@aconfusedlacroix3965 2 жыл бұрын
@@slowwmoh fatherless behavior spotted
@sleepyphr0g843 2 жыл бұрын
Me too, I legit put my hands up and everything
@angelaplays 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Schlatt will someday make a tier list about everything in existence
@jacobinator4981 2 жыл бұрын
5 minutes in and he has made 3 Everywhere at the End of Time references.
@technetium9653 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for tier list of tier list, or the tier list of tier list that contains tier list
@elaninormous4876 2 жыл бұрын
who?
@Evesdropper 2 жыл бұрын
@@elaninormous4876 big guy
@asahel8431 2 жыл бұрын
Race tier list when?
@Plushyboi87 4 ай бұрын
Whenever Schlatt reviews a cookie he likes, he seems nice. But when he reviews a cookie he doesn’t like he seems rude
@molliemattock3715 6 ай бұрын
America: Here's all our 5000 cookies! England: digestives, bourbons and custard creams. Deal with it
@griffendenne4901 2 жыл бұрын
How did he explain the frosted sugar cookie thing so accurately
@HxwEKat 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed! It’s so yummy but god, the sadness afterwards
@cheesyparadise7675 2 жыл бұрын
I think “Schlatt” should do a candy/candy bar tier list, keeping in theme with them all starting with C
@piqachu 2 жыл бұрын
i agree, “schlatt” should do that without the “c”
@peeperleviathan2839 9 күн бұрын
Let’s see what “I schlitted the bed” ranks these cookies at
@OdenKozuki-nj1pv 3 ай бұрын
Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter:6:23
@ryang2v 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve noticed a pattern with a lot of the decent and above cereals, chips and cookies. They always have the original which are good, the one better than the original which are better, and then the ones that try to be better but suck For example Cheerios is the original, Honey but Cheerios are better, and then chocolate cheerios which are worse Another example oreos are original, double stuf is better, and then mega stuf and most stuf suck
@aceeduventures 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d7CWhMJ3p5_SkXU.html Finally here..
@ohnobro1424 2 жыл бұрын
Most stuf 🤡
@tucker6063 2 жыл бұрын
Same thing with Cap’n Crunch. Schlatt ranked the Crunch Berries higher, and Oops All Berries lower
@grqfes 2 жыл бұрын
honey nut cheerios are godly i need to start eating them again why did i even stop
@-Safijiiva- 2 жыл бұрын
Oreos aren't original though the hydrox cookie came first oreo just stole their shit renamed the cookies and claimed themselves to be the original
@ethanjc1971 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly can’t believe that some “people” would ever eat Lenny and Larry’s cookies
@elementsgaming2411 2 жыл бұрын
Tried it ONCE, biggest mistake of my life
@ieatmyfamily9676 2 жыл бұрын
or most stuf Oreos
@gladiator0001 2 жыл бұрын
their delicois
@ethanjc1971 2 жыл бұрын
@@elementsgaming2411 still recovering??
@elementsgaming2411 2 жыл бұрын
@@ethanjc1971 nah, its been 3 year since then, recovered about a week ago
@auburnltl7452 Ай бұрын
“I will taste Tate’s Tate.” Little does Schlatt know, Tates was originally made by a 12 year old girl.
@TytanicManic 10 ай бұрын
Call me a psychopath all you want but will devour chewy chips ahoy if given the chance
@TurtleBoyoIsCool Жыл бұрын
Jschlatt: Talks bad about people who eat ginger snaps Also Jschlatt: Talks about how he likes ginger snaps
@ionobru Жыл бұрын
he said if you eat ginger snaps you get no pussy I mean he gets dick so he’s not wrong
@-cheddarcheese Жыл бұрын
he just knows that he cant call himself a good person after what he did in '99
@Gabush Жыл бұрын
he said they were better than biscoff he never said they were good
@jocelynransom1842 Жыл бұрын
He also said people who eat soft cookies are terrible people then said that he loved those frosted sugar cookies which are soft lmao
@UncleAsmos2005 Жыл бұрын
I mean, he just said "If you like these, you're never getting pssy" And he's right, Schlatt gets none. He goes for the meaty sticks
@Moon-by5ee 2 жыл бұрын
The part at 10:50 when he said “oooh someone’s been eating them”. Just got me laughing so hard idk why lmao
@heartlessghostman 2 жыл бұрын
Dude trust me it made me crack up too LOL
@greenboi5536 Жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@melwo_gg Жыл бұрын
SAME
@alexiswhitfield1796 Жыл бұрын
Sorry guys it was me I live in his walls 🤷♂️
@barondasfling 28 күн бұрын
I have never agreed with schlatt more than our mutual dislike of dark chocolate.
@AzraqShinji 3 ай бұрын
“I’m gonna rank every cookie” Meanwhile Girl Scout cookies are completely gone from the list
@Uhstraalis 2 жыл бұрын
The chat: says chewy cookies are s tier Jschlatt: **DISGUSTING** The chat: I always hated chewy cookies
@Gapp1esauce_West 2 жыл бұрын
Chewy cookies are goated
@user-zy2rn3ne1b 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ebd4epRj0a-tgZ8.html So true..
@OnlySushiCat 2 жыл бұрын
She always gave me bad vibes
@commentOwO 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gapp1esauce_West fr
@ExplodingSteve 2 жыл бұрын
they were good at the time
@Ghostly3011 2 жыл бұрын
4:30 Fun fact! Those are called lofthouse cookies, and there are several recipes online that you can find. *This changes the fucking game*
@breiinless 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU SO MUCH
@crazycarlos08 2 жыл бұрын
They're called Lofthouse cookies? I just call them Walmart cookies (even though I think they're branded as Lofthouse everywhere else).
@Definitely_not_ai 2 жыл бұрын
Time to make the cocaine of cookies.
@drjukebox5371 2 жыл бұрын
I want to thank you but I knew that so Im just gonna say an assortment of letters... "udsubfiubwefibnwehyugvbewiuan" Also want some of my pretzels? I got a bag of em today.
@MrWrkk Жыл бұрын
As of now your likes are now at 699.............
@Starb0yyy__ 3 ай бұрын
6:36 the amount of "everywhere at the end of time" references are driving me crazy oh my lordy
@evangelos4346 5 ай бұрын
Schlatt has the worst cookie taste known to mankind
@jett5531 2 жыл бұрын
Hot take: the orange colored oreo filling (the halloween seasonal ones) are literally the normal filling dyed but somehow taste so much better
@heckinboyo1656 2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was fuckin crazy for thinking that but yeah facts
@siidthekiid594 2 жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing, it’s almost like a placebo effect the way they taste better
@person3514 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't had those ones but it sounds like sugar pill cookies
@eoetoast 2 жыл бұрын
And the red Christmas ones
@Disappointing69 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Fuck your right
@iansonofthor 2 жыл бұрын
The tier lists make a return at the best time.
@Eradicaton 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed they did
@thelocalsimp 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Palpatine
@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad 2 жыл бұрын
A few months ago
@polkarfield 2 жыл бұрын
he’s had the vod up on his stream dump channel for like a month
@DeltaSquadron63 2 жыл бұрын
@purple X It hurts my brain
@ccorndog 6 ай бұрын
sugar cookies make me feel like im gonna get diabetes but they taste SO SO GOOD
@Levatator3809 5 ай бұрын
You forgot the best Oreo cookie. The ones during Christmas where they are covered in the filling on the oitsode
@dxstudios123 2 жыл бұрын
The MOMENT he said frosted sugar cookies were S-class, I knew jschlatt was the most based human being on the fucking planet
@midnight_1937 2 жыл бұрын
I do agree with him tho, those sugar cookies are the best
@Delta5x7 2 жыл бұрын
Fucking hate sugar cookies, mid at best
@pokaay3163 2 жыл бұрын
Replies are a beautiful example of the duality of man
@Discordkitten2 2 жыл бұрын
@@nebinmerbi4249 read my name
@TheRealNigerianMikePerry Жыл бұрын
Schlatt: "Chewy cookies are for terrible people" Also Schlatt: *proceeds to devour sugar cookies"
@TheRealNigerianMikePerry Жыл бұрын
@@cfgeneric7677 oh yes ik but they are chewy cookies 😂😂
@jonathanjohnnyjoestar Жыл бұрын
@@TheRealNigerianMikePerry They literally crumble, but aight.
@temp6156 Жыл бұрын
Sugar cookies are definitely not chewy cookies unless you be eatin stale sugar cookies.
@mysiph Жыл бұрын
they are soft and crumbly not chewy
@horriblebeing Жыл бұрын
Hol up, they're chewy? But they're soft and crumbly
@Shin3y 8 ай бұрын
I love biscoff cookies, but that's probably because my family made me fly spirit airlines most of the time.
@CrookedGravityAnimations 2 ай бұрын
Lenny and Larry’s looks like the cookies in school that are just stale no matter what
@lukekastner7453 2 жыл бұрын
Your hatred of soft cookies was redeemed by your spot-on perspective on the frosted sugar cookies.
@binguslol3757 2 жыл бұрын
Had the exact same reaction
@toasterbathbombs139 2 жыл бұрын
couldn’t have described it better than schlatt
@MatthewCJoy 2 жыл бұрын
Chewy cookies literally taste and feel insanely unnatural
@joement9443 2 жыл бұрын
@@MatthewCJoy I respect your opinion but you're wrong.
@remf1sh532 Жыл бұрын
@@MatthewCJoy CAUSE YOU ARE EATING CHIPS AHOY MASS PRODUCED GARBAGE SO YOU THINK CHEWY IS BAD. Eat a subway chewy cookie and stfu or find a bakery smh
@pudpud_ 2 жыл бұрын
“anyone who eats oreo thins is just trying to make themselves feel better” me: *that felt personal*
@aceeduventures 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d7CWhMJ3p5_SkXU.html Finally here..
@pigeonleadre 9 ай бұрын
Disappointed that the IKEA cookies were not on this list. This is simply a repeat of what happened in 1999.
@delayedknight9421 2 ай бұрын
We need a schlatt chocolate tier list
@LooneyNuke 2 жыл бұрын
Bro we need a 6 hour long stream of Schlatt listening to Everywhere at the End of Time in one sitting
@DrRocket8775 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yes, I want to see him get destroyed by those albums
@user-zy2rn3ne1b 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ebd4epRj0a-tgZ8.html So true..
@Nikmg0 2 жыл бұрын
He uploaded full stream on Jschlatt vods
@DrRocket8775 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nikmg0 no he hasn't; on both the official and archive VOD channels there isn't one where he listens to all the albums in sequence
@trevdoesweirdthings Жыл бұрын
I love how Schlatt completely changed sides about the chewy cookies from Chuckle Sandwich. Deep down this man is pushing away the childlike joy that you get from eating cookie dough.
@PS1Walter 10 ай бұрын
chewy cookies are fantastic and i will not be taking counterpoints. if we can get him to change sides from doors to wheels, we can get him to come back to our side.
@woofle7 10 ай бұрын
chewy cookies taste nothing like cookiedough they're just stale cookies
@canaan56 10 ай бұрын
@@woofle7that’s just wrong info
@seaman4610 10 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t a stale cookie be even harder than normal?
@canaan56 10 ай бұрын
@seaman4610 no it would be crumbley asf and taste like a dry piece of cardboard
@dr.popples1584 10 ай бұрын
This is a respectable and obviously unbiased tier list that should be taken as objective fact
@Pilbrabandit Ай бұрын
Best thing to do is have food poisoning and watch this 😊
@Mr.Manbat Жыл бұрын
Something I realized is that the best parts of this video is just schlatt having good memories of certain cookies and just being wholesome for once lol
@silentbehn180 Жыл бұрын
Man wrote a whole paragraph and got no reply’s smh
@kikicupcake1000 Жыл бұрын
@@silentbehn180 one sentence isn’t a paragraph.
@bakugokatsuki1257 Жыл бұрын
Also when he talks about the gay p-
@hazeltree7738 Жыл бұрын
@@kikicupcake1000 Jeez bro no need to bust out a whole essay 🥶
@shitter69420 Жыл бұрын
@@hazeltree7738Woah! Calm down there, Charles Dickens 🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵🥳🤧🤧🤕😵💫🤯
@WizzardTelevision 2 жыл бұрын
Hot take: Cookies with a good crunch outside and that perfect amount of softness on the inside. Not to the point of rubber but like You bite into it You get that satisfying crunch and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth It's VERY hard to pull off but when it's pulled off O h m a n.
@LtCdrXander 2 жыл бұрын
Hot take: Shafts with a good girth outside and that perfect amount of liquid on the inside. Not to the point of penetration but like You suck it. You get that satisfying explosion, and just that extra little bit of gooeyness helps it melt in your mouth. It's VERY hard, and when it explodes... O h h h m a n
@linkly9272 2 жыл бұрын
sounds like you just like crusty pissbombing but with cookies
@OmgItzCOLTON 2 жыл бұрын
@@LtCdrXander very hot take indeed ;)
@user-js1mf7gg8t 2 жыл бұрын
Do you know what hot take means?
@WizzardTelevision 2 жыл бұрын
@@LtCdrXander Jchlatt's comment section never ceases to amuse.
@digitalsmoop2842 5 ай бұрын
His cookie preferences are so bad that the pope himself is after you
@sheagaming 10 ай бұрын
Schlatt just wanted to get paid to eat cookies and I don’t blame him
@mrender5108 2 жыл бұрын
I always love it when Schlatt does a tier list because he always gives good reasons for why he likes and doesn't like them
@hamburger2430 2 жыл бұрын
Ha
@wgairborne209 2 жыл бұрын
Blatently wrong, some stuff he doesn't even give a reason why it sucks.
@pokaay3163 2 жыл бұрын
Dude dunked on my beloved lemon oreo cookies and you mean to tell me he is a good spokesperson for opinions on cookies? Shame
@isimartsy3422 2 жыл бұрын
"Do you call them Ranboo cookies?" Ah, Schlatt.. You never fail to make me laugh.
@samkmd7049 2 жыл бұрын
@@bugging-out9250 bocolate bip bookies
@rencecs6720 2 жыл бұрын
Yin yang cookie
@rabidredpanda2888 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf is ranboo
@isimartsy3422 2 жыл бұрын
@@rabidredpanda2888 Ranboo is a friend of Schlatts.
@v1sea457 2 жыл бұрын
Its called polvoron for us.
@roninfrog2065 6 ай бұрын
This man has clearly never had Kirkland Fudge Mint cookies from Costco. Easily two tiers above every other cookie.
@Joethedisabledcop 4 ай бұрын
Schlatt obviously hasn’t had frozen mint Oreos, he hasn’t experienced their true purpose lol
@spamdarsh4319 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone who properly explained how it is to eat frosted sugar cookies.
@thebxtcher8378 2 жыл бұрын
Frosted sugar cookies are the epitome of awful
@spamdarsh4319 2 жыл бұрын
@@thebxtcher8378 But are also really good.
@inachos9766 2 жыл бұрын
@@thebxtcher8378 bruh
@Zecxrity 2 жыл бұрын
That's basically how it is eating anything with sugar
@spamdarsh4319 2 жыл бұрын
@@ZecxrityMaybe so, but frosted sugar cookies are easily the most extreme example of that notion.
@celerykarp9197 Жыл бұрын
7:44 aged like fine wine
@bizanagi5378 Жыл бұрын
How
@KanekiKen-hl6id Жыл бұрын
He saying he wants to orally pleasr andrew tate
@CUTOUTS Жыл бұрын
@@bizanagi5378andrew tate
@pyropug0188 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@twinnerlarry Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@SillyTrain 3 ай бұрын
learning that schlatt is (or i guess was) 22 suprised me. idkw i thought he was like 30 something
@ZestyTNT-jo4yw 10 ай бұрын
Schlatt never say not knowing what a B&W cookie is, is a NY thing. I know those cookies and they are GOOD.
@dreadmink8577 2 жыл бұрын
"Chewy cookies are for terrible people" Well that makes more sense they are the only cookie i like (with a few exceptions)
@Unoriginal____Starwalker Жыл бұрын
@Furfox they are saying they are a terrible person. Bruh, also chewy cookies are delicious.
@onenightinkyoto2633 2 жыл бұрын
13:10 when Schlatt was having a flashback from Fantano, I watched that a total of 23 times because of how hard it was making me laugh. It had no reason being that funny to me
@ElkkuH 2 жыл бұрын
Currently doing that
@ayospaghetti7220 2 жыл бұрын
Currently just over came my laughing fit cause I instantly knew who he referenced and seeing fantano slowly appear on screen killed meee
@TommyAgramonSeth 2 жыл бұрын
And The Caretaker playing on the background as it happens really makes it perfect. At least I think it's The Caretaker... I forgor 💀
@ID0NTFUCKRATS 2 жыл бұрын
What was the music?
@nitrofic914 2 жыл бұрын
whats the music
@Nacho_Cheee 10 ай бұрын
I draw the line at saying chewy cookies aren’t it. Chewy cookies are just undefeated.
@Allrapp._. 4 ай бұрын
Putting golden Oreos at C is a crime
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