Seagal vs Van Damme - 100% Science Fact - Out For Justice vs Double Impact

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Күн бұрын

We use nothing but the most advanced science to compare the man, the myth, and the legend: Jean Claude Van Damme with Steven Seagal to see who's the action king and the greatest person to ever live. We're using their 1991 revenge movies Double Impact for Van Damme and Out For Justice for Steven Seagal and letting the SCIENCE decide.
#vandamme #stevenseagal #spaceice #versus #actionmovies
0:00 Introduction
0:32 The Better Dresser
1:30 The Better Driver
2:34 The Better Villain
3:41 The Best Weapon
4:35 The Better Henchmen
5:43 Best Show Of Emotion
6:32 The Best Fight
7:20 The Better Plot
8:32 The Most Athletic
9:13 The Best Kill
9:55 The Best Line
10:28 The Best Co-Star
10:54 Final Score And Winner Declared

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@1nfty- Жыл бұрын

I approve of this unbiased, 100% factual, scientific study. Thanks Space Ice, for once again blessing us with the light of knowledge.

@rfe8nn2 Жыл бұрын

I agree ("Let me go please Space Ice now") Its unbiased!!!! ( Torture stopped!!! ).

@aidanwalsh3930 Жыл бұрын

I so totally agree. Thankyou SpaceIce

@chapinENnyc Жыл бұрын

u absolutely agree, clearly he rated every aspect of both movies and gave the most honest unbiased most scientific breakdown for each category

@afrolund80 Жыл бұрын

Hear, hear!

@Stan_the_Belgian Жыл бұрын

Finally an objective analysis of a decade old debate

@cliffmkabela5953 Жыл бұрын

"Van Damme divides by zero and fights himself" pure gold

@rfe8nn2 Жыл бұрын

I see Van Damme meme's coming our way. One Van Damme is ok but two of them the Earth shakes.

@cliffmkabela5953 Жыл бұрын

@@rfe8nn2 that's really good 😁😁

@rfe8nn2 Жыл бұрын

@@cliffmkabela5953 Chuck Norris times JCVD = enternity. Both men stop time.

@leadleader2023 Жыл бұрын

That is fucking hilarious LMAO.

@Mikeb8134 Жыл бұрын

One of a few great lines in here!

@WindigoTP Жыл бұрын

It's amazing how even when the whole scoring system was rigged in Seagal's favor from the start, Van Damme somehow managed to narrowly squeeze a victory by the end!

@ZoDFighterPower Жыл бұрын

Top answer xD

@physikokonomie7511 Жыл бұрын

I was about to make exactly the same remark. 😂

@ZoDFighterPower Жыл бұрын

@@deanjustdean7818 hahaha on point xD

@msb3235 Жыл бұрын

Best remarks ever!

@mariomm9080 Жыл бұрын

OP is a Van Damm fanboy we get it

@Rainbowkitty09 Жыл бұрын

The fact that "In 'Out for Justice'..." is always accompanied by a slow mo dramatic shot of Seagal falling is just plain hilarious art man. 🤣🤣

@aronhauptman1784 Жыл бұрын

An honest, down to earth scientific comparison.The man even gave Seagal the chance to show his acting skills. Can't say he's biased.

@stealthattack2209 Жыл бұрын

You sure? Lol

@batlokoasekhamane4813 Жыл бұрын

This much unbiased scientific analysis has been known to make balls explode!

@josephbassey1501 Жыл бұрын

@@batlokoasekhamane4813 you gotta wrap your balls with tin foil No joke

@Flowersinadesert Жыл бұрын

I though the sea gull might claw back some points but then he said something about acting. I knew I had lost my money then

@gelliaramadis522 Жыл бұрын

But thats what makes this so funny and awesome steve.

@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord Жыл бұрын

"Segal doesn't get a score cos he f**king ate it." Savage, but true.

@richardwairatagriner1690 Жыл бұрын

The repeated clip of Steven falling in the bar cracks me up every time 😂

@donguapo7862 Жыл бұрын

It kept getting better 🤣🤣🤣

@waterdroplets1627 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@duvessa75 Жыл бұрын

I'm 🤣

@bluesenzan 11 ай бұрын

It was killing me lmao

@yhochananyaj9023 11 ай бұрын

@badrockxxx Жыл бұрын

“Van Damme divides by zero and fights *bleeping* Van Damme” 😂 that had me rolling I stitches 🤣

@ErwinSchrodinger64 Жыл бұрын

As a professor of both physics and chemistry, from this point on, instead of teaching the scientific method, ALL MY STUDENTS will watch this Space Ice video as the pinnacle of how science is done. Another great achievement done by Space Ice.

@stealthattack2209 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@CapybaraConnoisseur89 Жыл бұрын

This is very important statement right here 💀😭

@docsays Жыл бұрын

As a social science professor who teaches statistics, i will do the same!

@jamesdjl4359 Жыл бұрын

@@docsays Easily the most important lesson that you'll ever teach.

@josephbassey1501 Жыл бұрын

You forgot to add, your PHD in Advanced mathematics

@Eron_the_Relentless Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Double Impact used no special effects. JCVD can just move fast enough to appear in two places at once when he wants to, including wardrobe change.. Also when he punched that phone the guy on the other end of the line had luckily already hung up, so only his phone was destroyed by the impact.

@Yo.Schwifty Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@st3v3_00 Жыл бұрын

I can confirm this fact is true.

@djwashington6740 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@docsays Жыл бұрын

I believe it!

@Jay_Z. Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@7SFAmerica Жыл бұрын

Growing up in the early 90's I've seen my fair share of both of their movies , and I still feel like the biggest difference between the two men is that JCVD all these years later is aware that he is just an actor and has somewhat taken care of himself over the years. Seagal however...lol

@daveinpublic 11 ай бұрын

I heard that seagal wasn’t even the owner of the first white guy dojo in Japan, it’s just that he dated someone who had a dojo there.

@Satsujinki1973 11 ай бұрын

@@daveinpublic He married the daughter of the Sensei. And treated her like shit.

@dmanm85 8 ай бұрын

If by taking care of himself you mean doing cocaine and partying then I guess you would be right lol.. he just managed to somehow not get haggard looking.

@joshcarter-com 8 ай бұрын

Umm…look up the video of JCVD doing the splits between two Volvo trucks. That was pretty damn impressive and he was 53 at the time.

@blogattacker 7 ай бұрын

Seagal went to Russia last year and made a documental about the Ukraine war for Russia were he says that he is an expert in missiles, it is here in You Tube

@spector969 Жыл бұрын

I'm actually crying laughing at Seagal's "police" beret🤣😂

@bennygerow Жыл бұрын

With a Special Forces flash and crest.

@DeckplateTone Жыл бұрын

That police better was horrendous 😂😂😂

@Xetelian Жыл бұрын

I saw the beret when I was a kid and couldn't hold it, I kept laughing while my family was trying to enjoy movie night, the sad thing is, I've seen close to all of Seagulls 90s movies and can't believe he was an action star but my family loved it. They actually BOUGHT Van Damme movies but did NOT buy any Seagull movies so they weren't as big of a fan of him as Van Damme.

@spector969 Жыл бұрын

@@Flat_Earth_Addy Lol, I know, I just hope he stays true to himself and still wears the beret while out on patrol! 🤣

@spector969 Жыл бұрын

@@Xetelian In my family we loved Van Damme, but we always kinda saw Seagal as a joke, even back then in the 90s my dad always said Seagal ran like a woman, and he really does!

@511sndman Жыл бұрын

2 things I especially loved: 1. Every time he says "in out for justice" he plays the same clip of Seagal getting clipped in the back of the legs with a pool cue. 2. The freeze frame derp face photos he uses of ONLY Seagal in the VS screen. Fucking brilliant and NOT overlooked my friend.

@chucheeness7817 Жыл бұрын

the first couple of times it was repeated, I immediately knew something was awfully _right_

@pjbpr3855 Жыл бұрын

The cheeseburger getting ate as he counts down

@donguapo7862 Жыл бұрын

All the subtleties 🤣

@riskyacetv6827 Жыл бұрын

@@pjbpr3855 damn burger 🤣🤣

@tarnin Жыл бұрын

JCVD bends the laws of physics to his will and Segal bends the floor when he walks. Edit: The smaller the burger the bigger the Segal.

@Immolator772 Жыл бұрын

Good thing he uses body double then

@EVGriffinJr Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@yourboychurro2045 Жыл бұрын

Top comment right here. Hats off sir 👏

@ptolemeeselenion1542 Жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@stealthattack2209 Жыл бұрын

That is some mad law of physics you wrote in the end.

@juan_wick_actual8736 5 ай бұрын

“SpiderDamme, AquaDamme, and CapDamme America” Yoooo, that was a smooth and hilarious line!!!!

@zubairabbu2992 2 ай бұрын

Lol I agree, that line had me laughing for real 😂

@b.elzebub9252 9 ай бұрын

Van Damme was on the Belgian Olympic karate team, was a legit ballet dancer from the age of 16 'till about 21 and won the Belgian national bodybuilding title. Belgium is a small country, so that might not sound very impressive to some. But he does have legit credentials as a martial artist and his physique is very real. He really did those crazy splits and high kicks he is famous for. I think he deserves credit and respect for that. Seagal claims he trained under an Aikido master in Japan. But that master had already passed away a couple of years before Seagal could have possibly been in Japan to train under him.. Do the maths.

@nightwolfteamofawesomeness9804 6 ай бұрын

As a Japanese person I'm like I'm glad you can make this all about you self bitch to seagal

@piotrd.4850 5 ай бұрын

Just look how van Damme and Seagal look NOW - all there is to say about who is real deal.

@MatthewKodatt Жыл бұрын

The greatest and most unbiased use of pure science I have ever witnessed. ♾️/10

@Gir-Riff-raffe Жыл бұрын

If it was unbiased they’d have compared double impact with marked for death.

@ajizzle8334 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

@micnorton9487 Жыл бұрын

@@Gir-Riff-raffe ..lol.. I mean,, you know he DID right?

@JohnSmith-es5kg Жыл бұрын

Out for Justice is my favourite Seagal film... and for having a favourite Seagal film, that is -1 point for me.

@adoredpariah Жыл бұрын

The first step is admitting it, I'd be proud of you, but then again you did just say "favourite Seagal" in a sentence, so I am going to have to contact your employer and ask them to re-evaluate your position at the company.

@jasonsantiago6308 Жыл бұрын

ANYBODY SEEN RITCH-EEE???

@JohnSmith-es5kg Жыл бұрын

@@jasonsantiago6308 does anybody know why Richie did Bobby lupo???

@jasonsantiago6308 Жыл бұрын

@John Smith Yeah but he's not here... ...and you know why he's not here? 'Cuz he's a chickenshit fuckin' pussy asshole

@carlmig Жыл бұрын

And siegal made a film with Sharon Stone thats a point to him.

@JoeyGABC123 Жыл бұрын

This is gold. “Seagal doesn’t get a score because he fu

@dougyscotindothommo Жыл бұрын

Love how every introduction of Seagal is him falling down 😂

@randomity655 Жыл бұрын

The scientific community has long awaited a thorough and scholarly analysis of this topic. Only Space Ice could have put this into motion and implemented it in such a convincing and conclusive fashion. The numbers don't lie.

@decentamerican7156 Жыл бұрын

From now on he is DOCTOR SPACE ICE Phd

@TheWaterdog6 Жыл бұрын

The more I learn about the Real life Seagal, the more I feel he deserves this.

@blakedannion9232 Жыл бұрын

Seagal is an asshole and Van Dam is a way better actor but his martial arts are acting. "Oh no that guy wants to fight, I'll do some splits and win the fight without worrying about my foot work at all".

@edscmidt5193 Жыл бұрын

He deserves worse

@ginyu4665 Жыл бұрын

seagul is a disgusting rat and a fraud

@Xetelian Жыл бұрын

While aikido is a martial art that was developed to be calm and restrain the ego and is much newer than most others, it is NOT effective in a street fight. Also as I said it is supposed to be about harmony and RESTRAINT Seagull shows nothing in regards to restraint of his ego. I'm not even kidding, aikido is more philosphy and locking joints in an effort to NOT harm your attacke, than self defense.

@TheWaterdog6 Жыл бұрын

@@Xetelian A shallow person who manages to hijack some belief or philosophy for their own personal gain? That doesn't happen.

@alberteinsteinadventures Жыл бұрын

Throughout all my years of studying science and achieving 100s of PHDs I can 100% confirm that Van Damme is better than Steven Seagal in every way possible (and not possible) we must keep scientifically proving the truth at all times and I applaud you for doing so in this video

@KGBeast. Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@zstevens7 7 ай бұрын

As a current holder of 114 distinct medical degrees from French Guiana, I wholeheartedly endorse this sentiment. I’ve also flown dozens of missions to Pluto, where the native population also recognize that Van Damme is far superior. Excelsior!

@Smokr Жыл бұрын

In this crazy, mixed-up, divisive and polarized world, it's nice to have a source of unbiased observation and balanced comparison. Thank you.

@kholi9441 Жыл бұрын

I love how every 'Out for Justice' review starts with a clip of Seagal getting beat down besides a pool table 😂

@silentmodetv Жыл бұрын

He didn't fall of the table, he got his A B!

@rowdyjansen8159 Жыл бұрын

SilentMode is right, butI had not even noticed that it starts with that clipe very time. Thanks for making me laugh even more!

@kholi9441 Жыл бұрын

@@silentmodetv thanks. Fixed it

@docsays Жыл бұрын

As a college professor who teaches statistics at the graduate level, i approve of your research methodology & applaud your rigorous application of scientific inquiry to arrive at an undeniable certainty! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@kamps492 Жыл бұрын

Prof, I agree with your assessment 1000%

@hamm0155 Жыл бұрын

I would like to add the point of view of a philosophy professor who also approves of the sharp analysis and cogent arguments

@gauloiseguy Жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@neanda Жыл бұрын

I concur Prof. As a psychologist and data analyst, this clinical study is correct. JCVD is the best around.

@holdthetruthhostage Жыл бұрын

With All My senses Nothing wrong here

@chapelcruz9623 Жыл бұрын

When he said even "self doubt" as a weapon lost it! 😂 😂

@dageekbaby Жыл бұрын

Absolutely one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I died laughing for Seagal's score!

@chrisp9098 Жыл бұрын

I love how unbiased these reviews are.

@LIONTAMER3D Жыл бұрын

All facts, no opinions

@PrashantKumar-xz4wq Жыл бұрын

I found this channel randomly and i am absolutely loving it. I cant stop watching these videos again and again.

@sunnyjohnson992 Жыл бұрын

Yea me too! 😂

@leecroft7311 Жыл бұрын

Me too. Found this little gem of a channel a few months ago, every video is 🔥

@F40PH-2CAT Жыл бұрын

Yup me too. Thank you algorithm...

@PrashantKumar-xz4wq Жыл бұрын

@@leecroft7311 yeah these videos can really cure depression and sadness 😂😂😂

@GarudaLegends Жыл бұрын

This channel is a literal hidden gem

@jleonn8651 Жыл бұрын

Brother don’t ever stop making content like this on this channel😂 I’ve been watching nothing but these videos the past 3 days and don’t see it ending soon😂 the Steven seagul ones are comedy gold!😂

@xyoungdipsetx Жыл бұрын

I agree

@donguapo7862 Жыл бұрын

100%

@rugbyguitargod Жыл бұрын

Steven Seagall would be the greatest comedian ever if he actually had a shred of self-awareness lol

@damionhood9642 6 ай бұрын

I’m extra shit I’m late to the party KZfaq fuckn suck

@StandardGoose Жыл бұрын

JCVD should get two points for each round because in Double Impact he plays two characters (one of at least 4 movies where he does that) so he has to do it all twice.

@shivaramabharadwaja2234 10 ай бұрын

😂

@Mia-dt3gl 7 ай бұрын

Well he got a double infinity in the end so that counts for something.

@angel373bcn Жыл бұрын

Facts don't care about Seagal's feelings!

@figliodihades Жыл бұрын

More like Seagals feelings don't care about facts.

@ScourgeSpeedDemon Жыл бұрын

Thank you space for that absolutely unbiased, neutral, pro Seagal review. 10/10

@christophergreen6103 Жыл бұрын

the "15 minute to gather himself" was an amazing comment

@illyrian89 Жыл бұрын

I did not expect an Its always sunny reference here. It was a 100% accurate description but that nightman joke still got me completely off guard. Haven't laughed like that in a long time

@jestaboss 10 ай бұрын

Exactly. Lol!

@dvlarry Жыл бұрын

Sylvester Stallone said that at his party , Steven Seagull was saying he could beat Van Damme in a fight, Van Damme was there and was furious after overhearing this. Van Damme challenged Seagull to a fight right there and Seagull left the party. Stallone said Van Damme was simply too strong for Seagull ;-D and Seagull wanted no part of it.

@constantinosloizides9631 Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t it Stallone’s party?

@MetalsirenIXI Жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@MetalsirenIXI Жыл бұрын

Van Damme was a kick boxer one of the most practical martial arts. Seagals aikido requires people who don't even fight back.

@seancidy6008 Жыл бұрын

@@MetalsirenIXI Seagal's Akido is more like Jiu Jitsu, and in he movies, the early ones at least, there is is hyperviolence. Not just many scenes of dental devastation but also eyes being taken out. I don't think Vandenberg would want any part of Seagal in a real fight.

@st3v3_00 Жыл бұрын

@@seancidy6008 lmao okay if you say so

@Dr._Klopek Жыл бұрын

The different Seagal pictures when points are given is perfect😂

@BeaStpartan Жыл бұрын

Shoot, I never noticed that! They are hilarious 😆

@SixStringOverdose Жыл бұрын

I remember there was a study on these two movies somewhere in the late 1860s and their results back then seem to match this more modern scientific approach. Amazingly rigurous!

@thomasturpin124 5 ай бұрын

I can't believe I've lived this long without seeing your vids. Your loathing of Seagal and your love for Van Damme and Kurt Russell are unmatched.......and I couldn't agree MORE!!!! I've turned a buddy of mine who shares our loathe of Seagal, on to your channel. As a matter of fact, I texted him about the Seagal vs Schneider video earlier tonight. You sir, are magnificent!

@oyayemayafaro7307 Жыл бұрын

Seagull repeatedly falling to his knees in each category truly replenish my life force.

@GUTOG Жыл бұрын

The best thing about this channel is how it teaches real research and science to children.

@josephbassey1501 Жыл бұрын

The scientific calculations of Spin kicks

@reesetorwad8346 8 ай бұрын

effin A!

@peppermintyfreshness Жыл бұрын

The nightman with a baseball glove description was sooooo accurate 😂

@automaticcreation2271 10 ай бұрын

A fellow sunny fan I see

@tracyyarbrough3358 Жыл бұрын

I laughed so much and so long I nearly peed in my pants!!! I’m someone who was a teen in the 80’s and I was in the US Army back then as well. I loved these movies. I loved Sly and Arnold too. You’re spot on with your reviews. Btw who am I kidding, of course I pissed my pants a little, I’m old! 😂😂😂

@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 Жыл бұрын

Youre not THAT old. I served as well and finding this channel was ultimate to me. I have been binging thwae videos for days now and i havent laughed so hard i cry in fuckin years. How do we promote this channel?? We all need laughter

@theKiddAlways 8 ай бұрын

@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21i only served from 2000-2004 so i haven't done as much as you two. i love these videos and grew up on these movies and looking at it as a old man i can't help but laugh. these comparison videos are beyond funny.

@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 8 ай бұрын

@@theKiddAlways brother, you say "only" but we are the 1% who did it. I didn't do anything glorifying. Are you going through the VA?

@theKiddAlways 8 ай бұрын

@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 no, i think i've been to the VA 1 time after i left. i fixed my hearing on my own (took 3 months) out of pocket. the only thing they did was help my vision. by the way i hope steven seagal never stops making movies cause then we wouldn't have these videos lol

@BayrexMC Жыл бұрын

Please don't stop your content, it's simply art the work you put in these videos

@immortalsaiyan9074 Жыл бұрын

Just when i think Space Ice cant outdo himself,he once again goes the extra mile by giving Seagal a hamburger that gets smaller and smaller with each bite instead of negative points as the rounds go by. You sir deserve an Oscar!🤣🤣🤣

@HerrRitschwumm01 Жыл бұрын

It's bloody hilarious 😂😂😂 One of his best so far in my opinion

@28russ Жыл бұрын

No.....Van Damme deserves it......Twice!! 😂😂

@longlivecrusader2747 Жыл бұрын

I would love to see a Steven Segal movie where he fights an evil twin of himself. I feel like his movie collection is incomplete without that.

@worldiknow Жыл бұрын

There is no way to explain to Seagull that there isn't really two of him and he would have to do two times the "work"

@AsadKhan-ic9qi Жыл бұрын

You mean a good twin?

@chessplayerelite669 6 ай бұрын

Perhaps his other twin would be the one that was able to actually ACT! Lol

@The_Notorious_CRG 5 ай бұрын

I don't know how Seagal would react to a movie where he would have to fight himself. I don't think he could let any version of himself lose.

@jamesstinedurf9841 Жыл бұрын

to be fair, rolling up a pool ball in a bar towel is one of the coolest things Seagal had ever done in a movie

@lilmoeszyslak4810 Жыл бұрын

But is it Van Damme cool?

@jamesstinedurf9841 Жыл бұрын

@@lilmoeszyslak4810 heck no lol but for Seagal standards, it was amazing

@korbell1089 Жыл бұрын

@@jamesstinedurf9841 It was amazing that he wasn't out of breath after rolling it up.

@jamesstinedurf9841 Жыл бұрын

@@korbell1089 truth

@1Crain1 Жыл бұрын

it was apoor homage to ray winstones character in Scum.

@shaz2761 Жыл бұрын

I swear these contests are getting closer and closer. In about 2000 years Segal might even get a point for something.

@nobbynobbs8182 Жыл бұрын

He should have gotten a point for most ridiculous clothes in his movie

@shaz2761 Жыл бұрын

@@nobbynobbs8182 are you calling Segals muumuu ridiculous?

@Shargrailar Жыл бұрын

As a life long adherent of Van Damme I feel blessed to have been witness to this.

@cicitrout6266 5 ай бұрын

Two Van Dammes!!! 🤯 The Hamburglar 🍔never stood a chance! 😂

@bharv2309 Жыл бұрын

“Dresses like he’s the night man”. The best sentence I’ve heard in awhile.

@zimvader25 Жыл бұрын

It’s sad that i had to scroll down so far to catch someone else who’s seen it’s always sunny.

@honuswagner9348 Жыл бұрын

@@zimvader25 some of us just don't comment ;-)

@ahitler5592 Жыл бұрын

What is a nightman?

@bharv2309 Жыл бұрын

@@ahitler5592 it’s a reference to a character on the show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

@ahitler5592 Жыл бұрын

@@bharv2309 thanks

@BichaelStevens Жыл бұрын

"Seagal also has a rep for making movies" is the most "he is one of the most ever" joke ever 😂

@kevinkerwin4118 Жыл бұрын

No because it's part of a script that isn't needlessly duplicated from a milquetoast opinion haver

@keithriley6597 Жыл бұрын

@@kevinkerwin4118 Huh? Do you know what punctuation is? An eclectic vocabulary is useless without periods, commas, and correctly used capital letters. Seriously, what are you trying to say?

@BichaelStevens Жыл бұрын

@@keithriley6597 He's saying "Enormous Sibling is observing" and "I am a stoic amongst the ignoramus populi"

@BichaelStevens Жыл бұрын

@@kevinkerwin4118 Did an AI write your comment? Reminds me of the Encabulator joke.

@keithriley6597 Жыл бұрын

@@BichaelStevens Thank you.

@dcpunisher4781 5 ай бұрын

I wish KZfaq existed in 1992 just for these videos. Seeing this stuff as a wee kid would have been both hilarious and serious. I would have taken it like almost judging and comparing MMA fighters (but obviously that would be a BIG undue compliment to Seagal).

@varshai4704 Жыл бұрын

That Nightman joke was underrated but comedy gold

@conditionallyunconditional5691 Жыл бұрын

The law of physics is applied without bias for every round! JCVD does it all 10/10. Segal's stunt double/stand-in deserves critical mention.

@wheresmy10mmsocket Жыл бұрын

Neil deGrasse Tyson and I happened to be out to lunch today and we stumbled across this magnificent piece of scientific analysis and we both agree with all statements made in this video.

@pkshowsupnoobsallday Жыл бұрын

Don't u just love how NDT sucks the scientific d1ck of Pfizer...? Ugh, so brave. Get your booster!!!

@ninjagrayfox166 Жыл бұрын

I mean, did you even get to say anything at lunch, or did Neil constantly interrupt everything you tried to say & be super condescending the whole time?

@igoryddsa 9 ай бұрын

11:00 lmao! "doesn't get a score because he f* eat it"

@arthurneddysmith 2 ай бұрын

4:50 You have to be pretty brave in the early 90s calling someone a ballet teacher while wearing a pink robe. That was when men wore aerobics costumes!

@attackhelicopterjr4481 Жыл бұрын

the contempt Space Ice is having for Steven Seagal is freaking hilarious

@whom382 Жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting for the ultimate. Space Ice reviewing Seagal's SNL performance!

@Shelikesfutarule34 Жыл бұрын

But he's right and unbiased

@Drumming_Monkey Жыл бұрын

@@whom382 If he can find the tape. I believe this is the only SNL that was never rebroadcast. Even on Peacock, the episode was heavily edited, I think they cut out all but two sketches. I love hearing the crew and writers talk about this disaster. Imagine if Space Ice somehow found the whole thing. He would absolutely obliterate Steven. All you can do is pray for that.

@MB-jt9mo Жыл бұрын

It's not contempt. It's pure science. Unbiased science.

@brunomenezes9011 Жыл бұрын

Van Damme had himself as co-star, and Seagal had his body double as the main star

@stoneheart7628 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@m4t67u Жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂😂

@ericb31 Жыл бұрын

"Wheel chair Pau Gasol" I'm dead bro 😂😂😂

@tydamon7316 Жыл бұрын

Man I F'ing love this dude. His breakdowns are hilarious and spot on. Keep it up

@muchachomiercoles8632 Жыл бұрын

The real and true scientific fact here is you're making Sensei Seagal watchable.

@Happy357mag Жыл бұрын

Yes, the only time I injoy watching Seagal is on Space Ice!

@jameslowman1355 Жыл бұрын

For calling him sensei seagal you lost your man card! (Takes card and rips in half)

@PlanetMoktar13 Жыл бұрын

I had a horrible week at work but woke up to this gem and thanks to you Space Ice, Steven ate all of my problems. You're doing God's work. 👍👍

@RootofYishay Жыл бұрын

Yes, he literally ate your problems !

@haloslipping3218 7 ай бұрын

I love how the same song plays in every video

@hubertrozalski7070 Жыл бұрын

"Wheelchair Pau Gasol" you killed me!

@Illustraful Жыл бұрын

Fun fact about Out For Justice on Wikipedia. The director said "I really liked working with Bill Forsythe and Jerry Orbach and all those guys in the car who played the killers. But I didn't get along with Steven. He was always about an hour late for work and caused a lot of delays." 😂

@heimdallcvl Жыл бұрын

He also said the film was expected to be longer and with more character plot development but scumbag seagull thought Bill Forsythe was upstaging him (as if that was a difficult thing to happen) and decided to cut a lot of Bill's scenes.

@blaat44 Жыл бұрын

Seagal not getting a score because he ate it is now the best joke that will ever exist lol

@MisterRickSinister Жыл бұрын

This channel is so damn funny… side splitting hilarious… and gut wrenching humorous I use it to treat depression… No matter how tough life gets… At least I’m not Steven Seagal

@danw4490 11 ай бұрын

This channel is my happy place.

@pandamonium9255 Жыл бұрын

I can’t stop laughing at SeaGulls score being a cheeseburger 😂

@stevekitt52 Жыл бұрын

My eyes are stinging at this point 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@liveforhonor Жыл бұрын

Seagal is just getting beat up in every scene is so funny 😅

@pleasedontfailusproduction1968 10 ай бұрын

The best part of Steven Seagal movies is that without them, we wouldn't have this channel lol

@mrworf314 7 ай бұрын

"Dresses like he's the nightman" oh my Gods, I have already lost it here :D :D

@shanewright344 Жыл бұрын

Props go out to Bolo Yeung for taking 5 spin kicks to the face from JCVD, and not exploding into a ball of fire

@tombuck Жыл бұрын

I’m very grateful for peer reviewed research studies of this caliber. Other industries should take note.

@RatFacedJasper Жыл бұрын

This kind of dedication to the truth is deserving of a Nobel Prize.

@Guyonnn 3 ай бұрын

“It doesn’t fucking matter. It’s not Van Damme.” That’s what I say about every presidential election. 😂

@Anonerak2 Жыл бұрын

Few people know this, but when Van Damme fought himself, no camera tricks or body doubles were used, JCVD is just that fast that he can appear to be at two places at the same time.

@Sammasambuddha Жыл бұрын

Van Damme discovered quantum tunneling before Einstein was born.

@ClaudioMichel Жыл бұрын

@@Sammasambuddha JVCD is so fast he traveled back in time and gave Einstein the quantum theory

@TaddiestMason Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for the Nightman reference. He looked exactly like Mac dressed as the Nightman in that episode.

@bobjohnson1633 Жыл бұрын

Knowing Mac, I wonder if they don't specifically copy his look

@gokoudes Жыл бұрын

Really great writing, editing, and delivery! I love these JCVD vs Seagal scientific studies 😂

@luzyanin2010 Жыл бұрын

Love how Seagal has a different goofy face each round :)

@gregs8253 Жыл бұрын

Best show of emotion - "And even... I'm a baby whose parents were just murdered! JCVD does it allll" - Best...... line...... ever! 🤣

@cybernetic.x Жыл бұрын

I love the 90s style of presentation from the narrator.

@Hairmetalfan08 Жыл бұрын

As much as I’ve come to appreciate Segal’s early work nothing beats the one and only Van Damme

@dereksmith. Жыл бұрын

Theres no better person to roast Seagal than Space Ice. And it will never get old 😆

@ftrunks2k Жыл бұрын

Not really a roast. Man is just stating facts. This should be on the national geography channel.

@dereksmith. Жыл бұрын

Glad you got the point of my comment

@BoyKhongklai Жыл бұрын

@@ftrunks2k 😂😂😂👌👌yes it should

@katieandkevinsears7724 Жыл бұрын

JCVD is the only action star who can stand in Chuck Norris's shadow and not be blinded.

@xbigwormx2041 Жыл бұрын

8:43 after watching Spider Damme, Aqua Damme and CapDamme America Marvel needs to make JCVD the head of the MCU.

@BodyByBenSLC 18 күн бұрын

"Thinks he's Homie D. Clown." Is the funniest thing I've heard all month. Tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing.

@TheDorkKnight5419 Жыл бұрын

God I want nothing more than a video of JCVD reacting to this Knowing how much he hates Seagal, I feel like he'd laugh so hard and then that laugh would knock out the villain and make the building explode.

@heybro6105 Жыл бұрын

I'm just here to see JCVD dance.

@Mike-zs8hq Жыл бұрын

I can't do the splits as good as him but I can shake my ass like him. 🤣👍✌️

@omarysmith7245 Жыл бұрын

Have the whole video on my phone laugh every time he sake his ass.

@tonyromano6220 Жыл бұрын

Come on man! I want science.

@StarCo11 Жыл бұрын

😂

@ayara8157 Жыл бұрын

You've come to the right place!

@bilalattique 5 ай бұрын

"beating Steven seagal isn't an achievement but thank you"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 had me cracking hard for hours... Space Ice is my favourite channel

@justmakingtea1352 Жыл бұрын

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Please more Niel Breen Movie reviews, the reviews are just hilarious.

@Mrnovanova Жыл бұрын

Man. I really love your videos. Especially how fair an unbiased you are towards Steven Segal. You're not afraid to tell it like it is.

@Fopeano Жыл бұрын

That clip of Segal's knee getting taken out every time you say "In Out For Justice" just kept getting funnier! Had me in tears by the end!

@promontorium Жыл бұрын

I wonder if Space Ice will figure out Van Damme has the strangest record in film history. Films where Jean-Claude Van Damme has played two characters who look exactly the same: Double Impact Maximum Risk Timecop Replicant The Order Honorable Mentions: JCVD, where he plays a fictional version himself. Jean Claude Van Johnson (TV Series) where he plays a fictional version of himself. Until Death, his character "dies" (goes into a coma) and then awakes as a different person.