Seinfeld: A compilation about nothing
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10 жыл бұрынThose random conversations at the beginning of some Seinfeld episodes in the later seasons.
@weetbixkid1000 4 жыл бұрын
I love George’s level interest to anything towards anything other than getting a job
@lindaleelaw5277 3 жыл бұрын
Fast forward to now: He'd be leading the ' im not going into work im working at home" gang
@jaydendarwin3354 2 жыл бұрын
i know im asking randomly but does anyone know a method to get back into an Instagram account?? I was stupid lost the account password. I appreciate any tips you can give me
@angeloaugustus1016 2 жыл бұрын
@Jayden Darwin instablaster ;)
@tropicalsnow 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaydendarwin3354 to start find a dandelion that flowers under the full moon
@leonbundagejr.1312 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha 😂😂
@jameswhyte1340 9 жыл бұрын
"I love prison","Yeah","Maybe someday..." I love how this show foreshadows events.
@AngrySilence 7 жыл бұрын
That's why it was brilliant.
@Number-id8ld 7 жыл бұрын
heard it before...sherlock Get over it
@azranasuha3306 6 жыл бұрын
James Whyte hahahaha
@LeoWhalen1933 6 жыл бұрын
Do you think they knew the ending then?
@MoeGreensRightEye 6 жыл бұрын
There was no foreshadowing. Unless you think they already had their last episode written (or outlined in their heads)
@fascinatinglist9654 3 жыл бұрын
The concept of this show is brilliant. Life is a compilation about nothing
@mohamedrahaman9238 5 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch a Seinfeld clip the more I am impressed with the sheer genius of this show. Could watch all day long.
@christopherhill2120 5 жыл бұрын
Mohamed Rahaman b
@jonathanwilson7949 3 жыл бұрын
It really shows how good the writers were.
@bobsauce9840 2 жыл бұрын
Wow I can't believe it's such a genius level that you can't comprehend
@forgotaboutbre Жыл бұрын
@@bobsauce9840 You better believe it
@joecool2678 5 жыл бұрын
"You broke my blender, didn't you!" "Yeah. Well I was trying to make gravel & it didn't quite work out"
@blakelombard7379 5 жыл бұрын
I could watch 10 hours of this.
@efisgpr 5 жыл бұрын
Just watch it 60 times, then, stop at exactly 8:00 on the 61st time. Boom: 10 hours.
@caryhuff8924 5 жыл бұрын
@@efisgpr 😂😂😂😂😂
@antonelabakavic4045 5 жыл бұрын
I just finished rewatching the whole show on Prime. Even after all these years Seinfeld is still the best sitcom ever!!!!
@jdssurf 5 жыл бұрын
Lol why 10 lol just randomly lol
@faisal3398 4 жыл бұрын
@@efisgpr just did the math, it checks out.
@robf6105 4 жыл бұрын
"...then, who are the Dutch???" I love that line.
@koen8185 3 жыл бұрын
Dutchland > Deutschland . The Dutch are West Germans , Heil Holland....
@Mike-rk3wt 2 жыл бұрын
@@koen8185 You're kidding, right? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_people
@koen8185 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mike-rk3wt Off course , but to think that the Oranjes , the royal family , always had lots of german nobility in the family , prins Bernhard , prins Claus , and that our king , Wiilem - Alexander has lots of german blue blood , Claus was his father , Bernhard his granddad , so in that sense were very much related . Also the language is alike , surnames are alike , comparable with Great Britain with three separate countries (and Wales) .
@megamaniscoolrightguys2749 2 жыл бұрын
Delivers that line with just the right amount of frustration lmao
@betpow 7 жыл бұрын
"What is this, a bit?"...I love how they're always worried or annoyed Jerry's going to do a routine :)
@BrianBattles 5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't you be?
@efisgpr 5 жыл бұрын
@@BrianBattles fuck no... LOL
@zoelongway1436 5 жыл бұрын
betpow That must be Jerry’s pet peeve. George is an insecure short slow witted bald man, Kramer is a mooching scheming spaz, and Elaine is Elaine. So Jerry must be a slick, obsessive comedian trying bits on his friends. The audience is blind to it due to seeing everything from Seinfeld’s view.
@jasonprice4707 5 жыл бұрын
@@zoelongway1436 Seinfeld's even Steven...lol
@hfaceyjr 4 жыл бұрын
I know that tone 😂😂😂
@caryhuff8924 5 жыл бұрын
The sad part about this video was that it was only 9 minutes long. I could watch this for hours. Thanks for the upload.
@blabla-rg7ky 4 жыл бұрын
agreed
@Delightfully_Bitchy 2 жыл бұрын
We could have gotten at least over 10 minutes.
@SightForMemories 4 жыл бұрын
"Did I force you into this life?" - "Yes!, You, and every woman like You!"
@MLBlue30 3 жыл бұрын
George, an incel before it was hip. The manosphere would welcome him with open arms. No homo of course.
@boblangford5514 3 жыл бұрын
@@MLBlue30 George had several girlfriends and plenty of sex. He’s not an incel.
@cloudyns 3 жыл бұрын
@@MLBlue30 George loves women. He's not an incel you dweeb now scram before I turn the lights on, roach.
@john-mi1ud 3 жыл бұрын
@@MLBlue30 dumb f*^k lol
@owenrees7544 3 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that she even offers him a dollar
@MisterHughes 6 жыл бұрын
"At least it's showbusiness!' The Bizarro Jerry is a masterpiece from start to finish.
@evesolis6133 7 жыл бұрын
Randomness is like the best of Seinfeld.
@drServitis 6 жыл бұрын
Remember, it's a show about nothing.
@pforgottonsoul 6 жыл бұрын
well it is a show about nothing.
@CBrolley 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not a show about nothing. That was just George’s ridiculous idea for his and Jerry’s pilot that the NBC execs liked for some reason. The entertainment media picked up on the phrase and repeated it endlessly so it stuck. It would be more accurate to say that it was a show about everything-the human condition: friendship, pettiness, spite, envy, revenge, parents, dating, love, sex, masturbation, abortion and death to name just a few. To this day Jerry Seinfeld bristles whenever his show is referred to as “the show about nothing.”
@arthurmead5341 4 жыл бұрын
@@CBrolley it is though. They put the pilot bit in there to be meta
@jennifercamille16 4 жыл бұрын
@@CBrolley Well said.
@Mightylionroar 3 жыл бұрын
4:27 George: I still don't believe you won't eat me, I'm your best friend! Jerry: Look! if other people are having you I'll try you! George: Thank you! This is the kind of friendship I want in my life.
@moviedude22 4 жыл бұрын
6:37 Comedian telling a musician to "get a real job" haha
@felipefaria5294 4 жыл бұрын
we saw the video
@moviedude22 4 жыл бұрын
@@felipefaria5294 You must be a hoot at parties. Tell me, where exactly on the spectrum do you fall?
@felipefaria5294 4 жыл бұрын
Clownish-Gambino original
@c4p4c1t1v3 4 жыл бұрын
@@moviedude22 pointing out hypocrisy makes him autistic? what are you on? that makes no sense. stop spewing autism insults at anyone who doesn't think like you
@nicholasfitzhugh2557 3 жыл бұрын
Confusing reply chain
@seshadrianantharaman7676 4 жыл бұрын
"then i am pretty much where i am right now" - what closure!!! genius
@phlushphish793 4 жыл бұрын
At least I got to ride on a spaceship!
@mindsaglowin 9 жыл бұрын
Some of the minutia conversations were the greatest part of these shows. Often, they contained the theme, or at least the key gimmick.
@LLO227 2 жыл бұрын
This show made irony easy to digest, turned it into humor.
@jflanagan9696 4 жыл бұрын
"I gotta read 5 books??"
@herve160181 5 жыл бұрын
This is the best 10 minutes on the internet.
@markprice5292 5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@jamesfountain6183 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely correct!
@oculartremors 5 жыл бұрын
"I gotta read five books?!"
@devinbaird2470 4 жыл бұрын
I love that! He's stranded on an island and he still considers reading "homework".
@AvoozlPlays 5 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe it's not murder" Actually made me laugh.
@alecaquino4306 2 жыл бұрын
This show was SO genius! I was impressed watching as a kid and I am even MORE impressed watching today as an adult!
@nicksacco5041 4 жыл бұрын
I wish we could still have these types of conversations instead of what is going on right now
@entitiessoul 4 жыл бұрын
I wish you could wash your hands And stop being a useless citizen.
@deathb4bondage558 3 жыл бұрын
legit. everyone is divided fighting back and forth grasping for straws. its sad. then u have idiot with no brains like jovel here saying something completely unnecessary and hostile like he is some sort of upstanding citizen when all he is is a scared little pussy. maybe if he made healthier choices he wouldnt be afraid of a strong cold. lmao
@muhammadaladdin6505 3 жыл бұрын
@@entitiessoul shut up stupid
@X-Prime123 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we are pretty screwed. At least we have baby yoda keeping us entertained.
@muhammadaladdin6505 3 жыл бұрын
@Lallare 13 aren't you supposed to be working in a field or something?
@weeooh1 5 жыл бұрын
The British own the Bermuda Triangle. Lucky Krauts.
@victoriaalbastra6325 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Kramer to correct him :)
@lucius1976 3 жыл бұрын
If only we Germans would own it.
@tropicalsnow 2 жыл бұрын
@@lucius1976 wait
@adrianelvis9931 5 жыл бұрын
Artemis N. Falkmore. Classic George.
@dashman8499 6 жыл бұрын
These are so freaking genius! That cannibalism one was gold
@SightForMemories 4 жыл бұрын
Yea, George wants Jerry to eat him, But won't share his food.
@dashman8499 4 жыл бұрын
SightForMemories haha yeah, also just the fact that it is insulting that your best pal wouldn’t eat you
@trabecule8318 4 жыл бұрын
Eat or not to eat?
@Thebaron666 3 жыл бұрын
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
@PretentiousStuff 2 жыл бұрын
I remember first time I got really stoned out of my mind for some reason I decided to watch some Seinfeld and it was the episode where George and Kramer were in that damn wine store and George was in that bigass Gortex coat. When Cramer smashed those bottles I legit thought I was going to suffocate from laughter, that was one of the most memorable days of my life.
@04dram04 4 жыл бұрын
George actually looks good with the mustache
@victoriaalbastra6325 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! His moustache really fit him. Jerry's moustache was terrible though
@dmonarredmonarre3076 4 жыл бұрын
@@victoriaalbastra6325 Borat 755 hahahahahaha!
@toms4442 4 жыл бұрын
@@victoriaalbastra6325 it look like Gabe Kaplan!
@phlushphish793 4 жыл бұрын
@@toms4442 Or Mario!
@Erizedd 3 жыл бұрын
Mario and Luigi. Jerry really looked like Luigi lol
@johnnypolo1983 7 жыл бұрын
Great upload. Especially since a lot of these cold opens are cut in syndication.
@TheStuport 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed....oh, please say Aloha to Raven! Cheers
@heemlo649 6 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why I've never seen any of them.
@patrickramirez8433 6 жыл бұрын
Johnny Polo they are ??
@chrisschrader6564 5 жыл бұрын
Patrick- Yes. Back in the 90's in a 30 minute time slot it was about a 22 minute show and 8 minutes of commercials. So the episodes are about 22 minutes. Now its more like a 21/9 split. So the networks cut out a minute where they can. Has resulted in the opening scenes being cut or long laughs cut out. Makes for very weird transitions and annoying abrupt edits now. Commercials are taking over everything it sucks
@ryanbilbrey9650 5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why I didn't recognize a lot of these
@KiloByte69 7 жыл бұрын
The space Seinfeld logo is my favorite.
@chrisschrader6564 4 жыл бұрын
I hope I have enough money someday to buy a boat and name it the USS Artemis Falkmore
@elliottpaine9259 2 жыл бұрын
“Look if other ppl are having you, I’ll try you”! 🤣
@Matthew-qy7op 6 жыл бұрын
"Get the triangle going again?" LOL
@livinonacloud 7 жыл бұрын
This is why I love Seinfeld. LOL!
@JeffreyGillespie 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm wearing a little hat, I'm jumping through fire...." ... "that's show business." LOLLLL
@grahamcoombes7861 7 жыл бұрын
7:56, Jerry looks like Borat, with that moustache
@laadidaouiomar1078 4 жыл бұрын
he looks like Luigi XD
@robertharrison8286 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like groucho
@VwapTrader 4 жыл бұрын
Dee Vee he’s a Jew not an Arab Not that there’s anything wrong with being an Arab of course
@Dat-yi4iz 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t work why I never get bored of Seinfeld pure genius writing and acting I guess
@johnshields6852 2 жыл бұрын
The show about the quirks and idiosyncracies we all have. The cast is amazing, writers intelligent , only show I've actually had tears from laughter. Thank you for giving me laughs I haven't had for decades. 😁
@suzycreamcheesez4371 7 жыл бұрын
best show ever
@tomvitale9379 4 жыл бұрын
"You've had your last egg sandwich"
@justamangoddamn 4 жыл бұрын
I'm more concerned with someone actually eating an egg sandwich, yuck.
@youngnico1234 4 жыл бұрын
@@justamangoddamn obv you're not a new yorker
@justamangoddamn 4 жыл бұрын
@@youngnico1234 flushing queens; jamaica queens; maspeth queens; soundview Bronx, and Woodhaven queens were my neighborhoods...so yeah true new Yorker who just prefers to avoid egg sandwiches.
@mrloop1530 4 жыл бұрын
You broke my blender, didn't you? - Yeah. Well, I was trying to make gravel and it didn't.. it just didn't work out.
@alhowl1428 4 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather take one in the head, like I did in '79" Seinfeld is the best
@greekpapi 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite line:...."I feel like an out of work porn star"......
@ThankDogs 8 жыл бұрын
Some of these seem like they never made it into the show. I thought I'd seen every scene of every episode, multiple times, but maybe I got hit in the head with an air conditioner and forgot.
@siimens73 7 жыл бұрын
a lot of these have been cut out from syndicated version, there are original full 23 min ep-s on dvd-s
@JanetStarChild 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don't even remember seeing the urinal one, and I have the whole DVD collection. I can see why it was cut out. It was kind of disgusting.
@joelwexler 7 жыл бұрын
Larry David would clonk you on the head for finding that scene disgusting. It was great, as is this whole compilation.
@shack8110 7 жыл бұрын
Of course, zoo. Who wants to be beaten to be trained to perform dumb tricks.
@slide4180 7 жыл бұрын
Didn't know they did that...
@DCAbsolutJohn1 2 жыл бұрын
I love the foreshadowing in the first clip. George: “I love prison- maybe someday…” Final episode…?
@pho3nix- 6 жыл бұрын
Lucky Krauts
@tlnn6598 4 жыл бұрын
The mustache bit was always my favorite clip. Love how Jerry's eyes open so wide as he's talking to George. "Ya gotta get a job!"
@sreeharivenat8002 3 жыл бұрын
It's literally undeniable that this is the best sitcom ever 👐 because if small talks like this entertain people it's definitely exceptional ❤
@js_guyman 2 жыл бұрын
This show had so many copycat shows in the 90's. Friends, Frasier, Mad About You. Testament to how good it was. And none of those were anywhere near as good as Seinfeld. The Hollywood producers just couldn't grasp it. Seinfeld was written by guys who liked minutia
@theprinceoftides6836 2 жыл бұрын
Not just sitcoms, I dare say it's one of the best shows of all time , maybe even the best. How many tv shows do we know that's more than 30 years old that's still talked about fondly nowadays .
@Bersztipflag 2 жыл бұрын
From nothing to nothing to nothing. But we are never supposed to take it for something, or even anything. It's a relief. Liberating.
@keithwilson6060 5 жыл бұрын
Minutia? Conversations like these are profound discussion in my circles.
@sidvyas8549 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@KOOOOPATROOOOOPA 5 жыл бұрын
These are the best parts of the show, the details and everything about it! Such a awesome show, literally the best!
@bannedheretic2971 3 жыл бұрын
It was NOT a show about "nothing"! It was actually a show about EVERYTHING.
@edgregory1 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I thought I was the only one.
@VictorMartinez-zf6dt 4 жыл бұрын
I am always amazed at how clean and crisp their English is. It’s so New York. I love it I just love it
@collinsnider4179 3 жыл бұрын
I gain more knowledge and philosophy from these random Seinfeld conversations than any presidential debate that's ever occurred
@pjabrony8280 6 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Harrison was the last president with a beard. 1889-1893.
@ylette 4 жыл бұрын
About time for another one.
@arthurmead5341 4 жыл бұрын
@@ylette the media would lose their minds if trump did it
@rumrnr78 4 жыл бұрын
Nope, Barack Hussein Obama was the last President to have a beard
@clarenceclarence9529 4 жыл бұрын
Secret Oktober78 That was photoshopped
@barlowwe 3 жыл бұрын
They don’t want to look like an emasculated thirty year old college professor. And rightly so.
@tcmaddox 2 жыл бұрын
George saying "maybe someday" when talking about prison is very prophetic
@bossfan49 7 жыл бұрын
This is a great compilation. Thank you. Cain & Abel Drywall ...awesome!
@memoryhero 7 жыл бұрын
_How bout 'I can't believe it's not Murder?'_
@SD_702 4 жыл бұрын
The Bermuda triangle banter is world class minutia. Award winning all universe nothingness.
@v.eliasdzuvichu691 4 жыл бұрын
'stop it George stop it You got to get a job' ... 'damn it' that look on his face priceless😂😂
@kevinerosa 4 жыл бұрын
5:20 in today’s money George thinks he’s worth almost 500 bucks😂😂
@HawaiianBrian64 7 жыл бұрын
great compilation
@michaelflowers5712 7 жыл бұрын
loved the compilation, thanks.
@Mazeoftorment 5 жыл бұрын
these are gold, thank you!
@freaaa1 5 жыл бұрын
watching these back to back make them more funny
@HawaiianBrian64 7 жыл бұрын
"Minutia. Now that's a funny word..."
@robrick9361 6 жыл бұрын
Can I use that? It's GOLD Jerry GOLD!
@gokinsmen 5 жыл бұрын
"Why do they call it minutia? You can talk about it for hours. People do talk about it for hours. They should call it hour-utia."
@RettaSangili 5 жыл бұрын
that's GOLD,@@gokinsmen GOLD!!!
@GuadalupeGuacamole 5 жыл бұрын
Manure...It’s ma & the newer. 🤣🤣🤣
@runnininthe80s84 5 жыл бұрын
I appreciate someone who recognizes a good funny word
@djbloodshot 6 жыл бұрын
that raisenette conversation was great
@keithwilson6060 5 жыл бұрын
“He’s buying them for his Pepsi girlfriend.”
@mustafacom6378 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't find the commercial on internet. Maybe you guys can help me.
@djbloodshot 4 жыл бұрын
@@mustafacom6378 i think theyre talking about the generic lets all go to the lobby commercials they used to play at drive in theatres
@rabbait1308 2 жыл бұрын
I could watch an entire show like this.
@TheeSocialPariah 2 жыл бұрын
I could watch these for hours.
@bluestaralice3276 4 жыл бұрын
I wish this show was on Netflix. Always one of my favorites. 😁😁😁
@Dexter81388 2 жыл бұрын
you're officially in luck now
@bluestaralice3276 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome 👍👍👍😁
@fooleythawise 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix saw your comment
@CNCTEMATIC 4 жыл бұрын
Well done, this is my fave Seinfeld compilation
@mikeCtv 5 жыл бұрын
I was not able to watch hi ow while it was on TV but caught it in reruns and glad I did. This show made me laugh every time I watched it. Very funny.
@me000 5 жыл бұрын
Just what I needed! Thanks!
@heskidprodigy 3 жыл бұрын
The can't believe it's not murder line was actually good
@davidjohn8845 7 жыл бұрын
Nice minutiae medley. Thanks for sharing!
@MaximForLife 4 жыл бұрын
Conversations like these are why this show will always remain relatable in our lifetime.
@Eggs_is_eggs 6 жыл бұрын
How do I not remember any of these clips? LOL it's like seeing a whole new episode of the show!
@fromthehaven94 4 жыл бұрын
Original broadcast versions. Only available on the DVDs or through Hulu (or Netflix in 2021).
@matteofabrizio409 16 күн бұрын
The best “what’s going on over there..?” “… idk I gotta see somebody..”
@FirebrandF5 3 жыл бұрын
“How much would you pay?” “Ugh idk.. a dollar?” 😂🤣🤣
@cfrench61995 3 жыл бұрын
On friends, Ross and Joey get into a fight about not being saved. In seinfeld, Jerry and George get into a fight over not being eaten by the other 🤣
@friendsfan1 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@americoestrada3112 5 жыл бұрын
8:30 Seinfeld looks like The soup Nazi with that mustache .lol
@jamalgorgeous 3 жыл бұрын
The business partners Kane and Mr. Abel ahahahah this show is one of a kind
@lauriewinek2453 6 жыл бұрын
How times have changed. Reading papers on the subway instead of phones.
@hd-xc2lz 5 жыл бұрын
I've overheard coworkers, the strictly phone types, refer to those people who read actual paper books on the subway as "pretentious," "showy," and "needy for attention." Such an ugly, screen-overloaded world we live in today.
@ontariobuds 5 жыл бұрын
Have you been on the subway recently? There are lots of people reading the newspaper, and lots of people on their phones. It is not uncommon to see a lot of people reading the newspaper on the subway or bus.
@efisgpr 5 жыл бұрын
I am watching this on my newspaper.
@mellow5123 5 жыл бұрын
@@hd-xc2lz Too bizarre.
@marcw6875 4 жыл бұрын
What's funny is how reading the news on folded sheets of paper is respectable but reading it on a phone is abhorrent (to some people anyway).
@chrisfernando3199 2 жыл бұрын
Love how ironic it is with people saying they’d watch this all day when it’s about life. Something we live. Every day ..?
@DaddyDumptruckDeluxe 7 жыл бұрын
That was awesome. Thanks for sharing!
@Bojanmarsetic 4 жыл бұрын
Larry David everyday struggles
@kettle2293 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent compilation!
@rftulie 3 жыл бұрын
If you wait long enough, you will see or hear about Kramer abusing/breaking/misappropriating something from Jerry's kitchen.
@rafael607 5 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Seinfeld every day for 25 years and had never seen many of these before... my life was incomplete. mind blown
@kabookeo 5 жыл бұрын
Ditto.
@dalekelly7639 4 жыл бұрын
Mandela effect
@14manusoccer10 3 жыл бұрын
They are the “would you rather” pioneers. Lol.
@ericperry27 6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!! SHOW ABOUT NOTHING... IS EVERYTHING.... I NEED FOR TV ENTERTAINMENT
@troyprice7407 4 жыл бұрын
Greatest Seinfeld compilation
@StephenPaulTroup 7 жыл бұрын
9:38 - so predicatively spot on with drones now!!
@tangobango9653 5 жыл бұрын
“WHAA! You’ve had your last egg sandwich.”
@Kruppt808 6 жыл бұрын
I've never seen majority of these, thanks from a super Seinfeld fan and Comedians in Cars Drinking Coffee
@Indiamood4love 3 жыл бұрын
Great compilation!
@user-mo1mm5hv1d 2 жыл бұрын
The raisanettes are buying another box of raisanettes to start a party.
@caffiend. 2 жыл бұрын
My #1 favorite sitcom.
@r.minnis9722 3 жыл бұрын
Show takes me back to when I was a carefree kid watching with my old man. Would give anything to go back.
@BADALICE 5 жыл бұрын
This show could go on forever.
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