Seinfeld - Season 2 Clips (1 of 3)

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This is a collection of the best scenes from the second season of Seinfeld. Stay tuned for the third season which will be uploaded soon.

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@evilma66otify 3 жыл бұрын

Jerry was a savage saying, "you're a cashier" lol 😂

@farbrore 2 жыл бұрын

Brutal

@kingmerlyn4615 2 жыл бұрын

Charles Barkley copied that when a cashier on Twitter made the show criticizing him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@deeh6200 3 жыл бұрын

George’s breakup story is so relatable. I’ve been there,done that. “Son of a bang, son of a boom.”

@ReonKad3 5 жыл бұрын

«YOU’RE A CASHIER!» lmao that line always gets me.

@JeevesReturns 4 жыл бұрын

Michael Richards created a true work of art in this character.

@hariharanvenkataramani7311 3 жыл бұрын

George’s prison break - magnificent acting!

@MaloneMantooth 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ralexlu 5 жыл бұрын

I find it funny af that Jerry is at the point of laughing anytime Kramer is on screen.

@danyoutube7491 2 жыл бұрын

I thought I had my laughs under control and risked a drink of water, but when George started getting irate about Jerry's jacket I spat it out over my keyboard and monitor :)

@bossfan49 5 жыл бұрын

George's gradual outrage over the price of Jerry's jacket was brilliant.

@rosaliecaruso836 5 жыл бұрын

bossfan49 miss curb

@mannonmission1 5 жыл бұрын

sorry pal.... George's outrage was stupid and pathetic...and NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING FUNNY

@uchibauki2515 5 жыл бұрын

I can’t imagine if he saw hermes purse $10000 lol 😂

@user-rq1pq5gy6y 4 жыл бұрын

Really great stuff.

@vinolivieri1515 4 жыл бұрын

@@mannonmission1 lol nah it was really funny

@chanandlerbong9099 3 жыл бұрын

“Son of a BANG! Son of a BOOM! 😂😂

@JWSeltzer1138 4 жыл бұрын

"Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in."

@slaviapolandia7541 3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Poland and I've never had a pony. I need to have a serious talk with my parents!

@manuelcapela7620 3 жыл бұрын

What about a compact car?

@immortal8034 3 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄

@NoNeedtoFeedtheJudge 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@matthewalmont1272 4 жыл бұрын

Season 2 is underrated. A different show than what it became but still genius.

@MyMagicalHorizon 3 жыл бұрын

All of us, loving this show and commenting on these videos are like a team, all on the same side 😛💪🏻

@hasanaldhwaea1052 4 жыл бұрын

First seasons Kramer was acting. After that he became the character

@MyMagicalHorizon 3 жыл бұрын

💯

@Ray-dl5mp 2 жыл бұрын

Seems like he got better the higher his hair got.

@fonshiynwatobi4675 3 жыл бұрын

"We had a funny guy with us in Korea....... They blew his brains out over the Pacific" 😂😂😂😂😂

@edp3202 3 жыл бұрын

Whaaaaa????? 😂

@annereilley4892 3 жыл бұрын

thought it was "HE blew his brains out"

@fonshiynwatobi4675 3 жыл бұрын

@@annereilley4892 think he definitely said "They" but it's very funny either way, the delivery of the line is absolutely hilarious

@vladone428 2 жыл бұрын

Nothin funny about that.

@billyin4c514 2 жыл бұрын

Well at least he didn't go to waste

@judyvalencia3257 4 жыл бұрын

Jason Alexander is so talented. I can see how he won Tony's on Broadway.

@jonothandoeser 3 жыл бұрын

Cramer has the best shirts on earth!

@edp3202 3 жыл бұрын

Somehow Jason never won an Emmy for playing George. I mean huh?

@ivervj2923 2 жыл бұрын

@@edp3202 It's a shame. But the millions he has to live as he wants the rest of his life makes up for it.

@edp3202 2 жыл бұрын

@@ivervj2923 from Seinfeld?

@ivervj2923 2 жыл бұрын

@@edp3202 Among other things. He was acting way before the show. And he was getting almost a half a million per episode.

@maxnullifidian 5 жыл бұрын

For a show about nothing, Seinfeld sure was something!

@Mike-yj5yw 5 жыл бұрын

"You're a cashier!!!"...lost it.

@chrispap4957 4 жыл бұрын

The 1st season had a couple duds, but how it took 4 years before this show caught on is insane. I’ve seen them all now but about halfway thru the 1st season my old man said you gotta watch this show and I was hooked

@smittywerbenjagermanjensen3648 5 жыл бұрын

"I don't want the levels." Pure Kramer lmao

@MajorCulturalDivide 4 жыл бұрын

I know Jerry isn't considered to be a very good actor, but some of his deliveries are hilarious like when he says: "I'll give you...A YEAR".

@ProWeAreSo 3 жыл бұрын

Its good contrast to the rest of the acting, I love his deliveries

@edvardferand9934 3 жыл бұрын

His acting got better as the seasons went along IMO. The good thing is that he was surrounded by great actors in the other 3 characters. If he would have had to carry the show alone it would have exposed him but he didn't have to. In the first 2 seasons I think his lack of acting skills is more apparent. The later seasons is when the show really clicked. Again my own personal opinion.

@djw4996 3 жыл бұрын

Jerry's "lack" of true acting skills is actually what made the show in addition to the rest of the characters who are incredible actors.. I love how Jerry is always on the verge of (truly) laughing 😂. One of the best shows ever ❤️

@jamesbean5953 3 жыл бұрын

“Son of a BANG! Son of a BOOM! 😂😂

@ZeufAabe 3 жыл бұрын

He said in an interview that most of the time when he isn't acting on the show he's just kind of contemplating his partner's act, thinking to himself, "This is incredible good acting". He isn't that bad imo, he's just playing his own character, it must be hard to look like you're acting doing so without doing too much. You've got to act without acting ;)

@thebrain9384 5 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite lines I even used as a joke in real life is,"I was in the pool, I was in the pool!" One of my favorite episodes. I have every DVD that was ever produced,a complete collection.

@especialesmedellin8111 5 жыл бұрын

Who else is addicted to this show 😋😋😋

@mannonmission1 5 жыл бұрын

I love this show....I just hate george

@yirk1 5 жыл бұрын

mannonmission1 George is fantastic.

@TheReagorBrothers 5 жыл бұрын

mannonmission1 George is getting upset!!!

@supersaiyanbro 5 жыл бұрын

👋🏽

@ramondrose3558 5 жыл бұрын

I miss this show

@Dat-yi4iz 4 жыл бұрын

This show will still b funny in 100 years totally timeless George is best tv character ever

@leonardyoung2126 4 жыл бұрын

The more i watch again, the more brilliant George is

@luisgillcastiglioni 12 жыл бұрын

Woman: I can't be with someone if i don't respect what they do! Jerry: You're a cashier!

@hugolafhugolaf 6 жыл бұрын

Greatest burn ever.

@cartmanin 6 жыл бұрын

I dont know if it wasa burn, she didnt get it

@suzycreamcheesez4371 6 жыл бұрын

sure she did

@armin38822 6 жыл бұрын

I'm a cashier and I can't tell you how easy that job is. Is probably the easiest job ever. There are two things you have to be good at tough. Counting money and not taking anything personal. Other then that is a cake walk.

@youtubedrifter5594 4 жыл бұрын

Nelson Robert Willis: same

@TheHurley108 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble, I know that going in." One of the all-time best Seinfeldisms ever 😂

@Mskatz007 2 жыл бұрын

Totally

@DirtyBeefCurtains 5 жыл бұрын

The building levels scene killed me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@paolaloera2381 4 жыл бұрын

The Pony scene OMG... 😂🐴

@D4u2s0t 4 жыл бұрын

Best show of all time. If you disagree, you're wrong

@tigerskob 4 жыл бұрын

Watch peep show, way better

@stee8345 2 жыл бұрын

@@tigerskob you commented this so many times, but sorry---you're never going to convince a Seinfeld fan that there's anything better on TV--past or present--better than Seinfeld

@tigerskob 2 жыл бұрын

@@stee8345 haha you’re probably right. I am a huge Seinfeld fan though and it’s by far the best American comedy show ever written. Peep show is similar, just in a very different way-both shows are about noticing and thinking inner thought monologues about the average human being. Peep show just does it in a funnier way.

@jokarium132 4 жыл бұрын

Kramer is definitely the best, most hilarious character ever created for a show. I mean EVER!!!

@tigerskob 4 жыл бұрын

Superhans in peep show is way better

@frankthetank1369 3 жыл бұрын

Because he's Batman.

@ldrobarts 5 жыл бұрын

Uncle Leo at 6:00 is priceless......his expressionless face says everything about the huge hole Jerry is trying to dig himself out of.

@JuiceeVasquez 5 жыл бұрын

Yes...yes!!!! 🤣🤣😂💀

@jasonmatthew9194 4 жыл бұрын

And the look from mom after pony lady left the table

@stephaniecooper6601 3 жыл бұрын

I've always been obsessed how much that Jerry Jacket is it's always in my head every time I see that episode

@manuelpereira6391 3 жыл бұрын

“Son of a bam, son of a bum” very good ahahah

@djw4996 3 жыл бұрын

"You're a cashier!" Lol 😂

@HariShankar-zy9ho 5 жыл бұрын

Seinfeld delivers his dialogues like he in a standup

@testy462 5 жыл бұрын

Yes...that's what made the show work...

@dannyrichards6233 3 жыл бұрын

I wish this was still on the air. Lol. Good show. 📺 👀

@TiiqawxHD 3 жыл бұрын

This the show that was playing the entire day on a marathon and you would fall asleep to it.

@TheAgustin079 3 жыл бұрын

“Sababa bein!!! Sababa bum!!! 🤣👏👏👏

@nahlakuhn 5 жыл бұрын

who leaves a country packed with ponies lol

@CharlieJulietSierra 5 жыл бұрын

Ohhh, ohh, one of my absolute favorite lines!!!

@mina067 4 жыл бұрын

...am I wrong..?!🤣🤣🤣

@noone_special6798 4 жыл бұрын

When the Nazis arrive...

@quickchris10comcast 4 жыл бұрын

The actress who played the outraged, old Polish lady was awesome. Boy, she was believable.

@geo1142 5 жыл бұрын

These shows are timeless. So funny.

@neye5904 5 жыл бұрын

0:54 Fantastic acting by Jason Alexander. This guy is fantastic playing Georgey-boy Costanza.

@pji1979 2 жыл бұрын

I was so intrigued by Kramer's levels and wanted to see it

@milesbrown7345 2 жыл бұрын

I picture his apartment like the opening to family guy with Kramer at the top of the stairs

@stee8345 2 жыл бұрын

@@milesbrown7345 they show the inside of his apt in quite a few episodes....

@milesbrown7345 2 жыл бұрын

@@stee8345 I was saying that's how I picture it if he did the levels I've seen his apartment before. Although I'm too young to fully get the reference, I especially like the merv griffin episode with Kramer. Mostly the way he treated them like guests on a TV show lol

@stee8345 2 жыл бұрын

@@milesbrown7345 haha, I totally know what you mean tho by not getting certain references--im prob way older than you, and still just now "getting " certain jokes from this show. Was rewatching an old Seinfeld episode last nite actually where Elaine finds Peterman in the jungle and he starts quoting the Marlon Brando scene from Apocalypse Now---prob seen this episode 10x when I was younger and just now "got" the joke, as I finally watched that movie for the first time the other day. I bet there are so many more jokes / references I and others have missed due to age

@laurih.t.8723 5 жыл бұрын

"I don't see it happening".... 😁😂😁😂😁

@burpostockings 5 жыл бұрын

2:18 See, that stinks. Kills me everytime haha

@alexlee5277 5 жыл бұрын

"They blew his brains out all of the pacific" "HAHAHAHAHA"

@TheRoflcer 5 жыл бұрын

"Nothin' funny about that!'

@mobus1603 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheRoflcer: why did the clip get cut short? That little line was vital to complete the scene. Bad editing IMO.

@michaelwhalen4337 3 жыл бұрын

Alex Lee Jerry said he’s like that in real life 😂😂😂😂

@mobus1603 3 жыл бұрын

@Gary Hassani: I would, but I'm not Autralian

@muonmeizap 6 жыл бұрын

You're a cashier 😂😂😂

@raliprice7094 5 жыл бұрын

muon meizap fact though

@efisgpr 5 жыл бұрын

3:46

@uchibauki2515 5 жыл бұрын

That’s so realistic ! I have friends don’t like to go to the thrift stores because they are embarrassed seriously 😳! Some people think they are so entitled!!

@harryscissorhands1332 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao ikr 🤣

@SammyJoeLouis 4 жыл бұрын

@@uchibauki2515 good more affordable shit for the enlightened

@BabyBoomerChannel 5 жыл бұрын

9 Min - Jason A has a dialogue with himself and spins himself into a frenzy - that’s why he was the best actor on the show.

@squashhead1374 5 жыл бұрын

This was before Kramer fully evolved. Once he came into his own he was gold.

@joshurlaub6641 4 жыл бұрын

True, however I enjoy the slightly more chilled out Kramer.

@mobus1603 4 жыл бұрын

He was gold from the get-go. I love both.

@FirebrandF5 3 жыл бұрын

“You’re a cashier! “😂

@harethnassar7927 4 жыл бұрын

1:31 son of bang son of boom Jerry's face🤣

@cowboy5105 6 жыл бұрын

"you're a cashier" lol 3:42

@mannonmission1 5 жыл бұрын

that was the best line on the whole video

@B0zZz3 4 жыл бұрын

"I HAD A PONY! 😞 "

@willowworks 4 жыл бұрын

Love love Seinfeld and cast. Then and now! #Seinfeldrocks

@ThreeWrightKids 5 жыл бұрын

You cut George saying "an unblemished record of strict heterosexuality"

@BabyBoomerChannel 5 жыл бұрын

7 min -The Pony - that there is some brilliant writing.

@contramundum2.0paradigmshi10 3 жыл бұрын

"That's it...I had enoUGH!" -Pony Lady

@smegweevil 5 жыл бұрын

The character interplay is just wonderful. Always a pleasure!

@c375 2 жыл бұрын

“You paid 700!? you are sick!!” 😂🤣

@fernandosalas8589 3 жыл бұрын

I remember when I was a teen back in the 80s I bought a real official football from the NFL my friend asked me how much did I pay for it and I told him he went nuts like George. He was a very close friend and surprised me with his outrage.

@briancox9357 3 жыл бұрын

The cantaloupe conversation about George's fruit shop kind of prefigured a similar conversation in The Mango

@collinsnider4179 4 жыл бұрын

The only sitcom I ever watch

@analaitinen 4 жыл бұрын

I am addicted to this show especial Kramer

@diontoney9677 2 жыл бұрын

🤣 "I Had A Pony! My Sister Had A Pony. My Cousin Had A Pony. What's Wrong With That?" 🤣

@harryscissorhands1332 4 жыл бұрын

She said pony funny asf lmao 🤣

@rafikz77 7 жыл бұрын

Kramel will return a fruit to Joe a few seasons later and get banned from the store

@lexalex7704 6 жыл бұрын

rafikz77 hahaha yeahhhh

@sujabnala9962 6 жыл бұрын

rafikz77 you my friend is a show off.

@sujabnala9962 6 жыл бұрын

rafikz77 desperate for ATTENTION

@onutube167 5 жыл бұрын

Kramel

@relentlessenterprises9238 4 жыл бұрын

This character doesn't exist though? 🤔

@oneputtsteven 12 жыл бұрын

I HAD a pony!

@buggyboogle9 2 жыл бұрын

One of the things I am realizing while rewatching these snippets are 1) Jerry is quite a mediocre actor, although it doesn’t really matter much and 2) Jason Alexander is a brilliant actor. Delivery, sense of timing, physical expressions - totally spot on.

@frankthetank1369 3 жыл бұрын

The writing was great!

@abccentre9865 3 жыл бұрын

And then they say Friends is the best sitcom ever😏😏

@guguigugu 5 жыл бұрын

fruit's a gamble, i know that going in

@vincentadultman8527 7 жыл бұрын

Now I want a Mackinaw Peach.

@audrasitarek9113 6 жыл бұрын

Vincent Adultman so delicious!

@suzycreamcheesez4371 5 жыл бұрын

and cantaloupe!!

@leafyutube 5 жыл бұрын

I looked everywhere and can't find this fruit.

@shawno448 5 жыл бұрын

Vincent Adultman mackinaw peach 🍑?!?!?!?!? There's no way peaches 🍑 can grow on mackinaw island 🌴 it gets too cold there for that type of fruit 🍑 I mean it's a possibility way more possible than a star ⭐️ fruit 🍎 but I would be really shocked 😮 if someone on mackinaw island 🌴 can grow peaches 🍑!!!! They can be grown in lower Michigan but it's rare when it gets below freezing the winter ❄️ before. But mackinaw island 🌴 is in northern Michigan ( very close to Canada 🇨🇦) that's why I'll be blown away if peaches 🍑 or cantaloupe 🍈 could grow on mackinaw! They're known for their ice cream 🍦 and fudge! For sure those two things are money 💰 from mackinaw u won't find better ice cream 🍦 or fudge! Def fudge!! And salt water taffy and of course horse 🐎 🐴 shit 💩 the whole island 🌴 smells of 🐴 💩 🐎 💩 and I'm not even close to exaggerating. Only time it isn't, is in the winter ❄️ when the horses 🐎 🐴 come off the island 🌴 and don't shit randomly in the middle of the street!!!! And their 💩 shit is not small by any means! It's literally a PILE! Of shit!

@bsstyle123 4 жыл бұрын

It's like the Aurora Borealis

@analaitinen 5 жыл бұрын

I know that you can’t and I’m positive that you won’t,,,,this is how much Seinfeld knows Kramer :):):):) Just wonderful

@mikejohnson515 3 жыл бұрын

At :14: "Hush, Luther....I'll try it!"

@alvideos2145 6 жыл бұрын

I hate cantaloupe, and people are always like "no this is a GOOD cantaloupe" Nope... that's not going to help.

@blabla-rg7ky 6 жыл бұрын

me, too

@suzycreamcheesez4371 5 жыл бұрын

uh huh And?

@suzycreamcheesez4371 5 жыл бұрын

I put salt and pepper on mine

@hungrypromethean 5 жыл бұрын

YOU'D HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF TO NOTICE THAT I GHOSTED YOU, GLORIA!

@alvideos2145 3 жыл бұрын

@Gary Hassani The hell? this comment was posted 2 years ago XD. thanks for lettig me know.

@Karemaker 6 жыл бұрын

I'm moving to a Pony-packed Country, who's coming with me?

@launabanauna8958 5 жыл бұрын

Karemaker Make America Ponied Again!

@chrispap4957 3 жыл бұрын

I’m half Polish. I wonder if my ancestors had ponies...

@stuartmenziesfarrant 2 жыл бұрын

Kramer character is genius.

@Thecommentator0011 2 жыл бұрын

8:20 one of the best scenes

@daviddennison4201 2 жыл бұрын

I love Uncle Leo

@BillGraper 4 жыл бұрын

The mackinaw peaches, Jerry!

@CamilaSuperFan 14 жыл бұрын

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL RIGHT!" oh, Jerry!

@potatosalad5355 6 жыл бұрын

About the jacket cost: $1000 in 1991 had the same buying power as $1842 in 2018 $1500 in 1991 had the same buying power as $2763 in 2018 $2000 in 1991 had the same buying power as $3685 in 2018 Annual inflation over this period was about 2.29%

@jaybird1150 5 жыл бұрын

Potato Salad! That is correct. Not too fast or too slow. Just how our owners want it. ....in case anyone is too blind to see it, at that rate, you can start saving for retirement at the beginning of a 30 year career. At the end of that 30, your savings has half the buying power as it did when you started. ....Keep running the hamster wheel America

@deepnortheast 5 жыл бұрын

@@jaybird1150 how about getting interest on your savings say 3 %

@simplybows1 5 жыл бұрын

Ahahah your display pic and screen name

@ronaldbutler1264 4 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute, i thought you PUSH a shopping cart and Pull a shopping cart lol😂

@raoul3016 3 жыл бұрын

Everybody needs a Kramer in their life

@RecoilCDS 4 жыл бұрын

Jerry had so many options to prevent his jacket from being ruined.

@yaronkl 5 жыл бұрын

"I saw your act"

@Jasonificatiation 6 жыл бұрын

Toby? Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Fuckin' Charlie Chan.

@justinlovespastry 13 жыл бұрын

YOU're SICK!"

@simonetanzi5103 6 жыл бұрын

Ha-haaa ooh!

@blabla-rg7ky 6 жыл бұрын

Oh Nelson!

@stephenoconnell1591 6 жыл бұрын

Levels

@StephenDmitri 5 жыл бұрын

Canteloupe is amazing!!! It's a melon

@jasonmatthew9194 4 жыл бұрын

If you paid 1000 bucks for a jacket in 2019, you're sick!

@mobus1603 4 жыл бұрын

"Whoaaah, Nelson!"

@larryjessop5134 4 жыл бұрын

for me it's like real life being taped unlike others it's unexpected laughter

@davidvaldez2032 5 жыл бұрын

Lol very funny!!!!

@archerc4828 3 жыл бұрын

The Madison jacket from Brooks Brothers that was most commented on I my wardrobe. It was dark blue corduroy that hung upon my back complementing the masculine curves of my body. I miss it though it cost a cool $756. Cool because a cold chill shot up my spine when I heard the price.

@geetanegi2246 2 жыл бұрын

Was it from Peterman's catalogue.😋

@ISSALINKOP 2 жыл бұрын

2022 who’s still here 😂

@wgrodnicki 5 жыл бұрын

Living with a neighbor like Kramer is like a continuation of growing up with a father like Morty Seinfeld.

@mobus1603 4 жыл бұрын

Uh, Morty was nothing like Kramer. Morty was pretty normal most of the time relative to the rest of the cast. He had a couple of little quirks like everyone in Seinfeld, but nothing like Kramer's zaniness.