2:49:10 Mr Ballpark Franks. I have a tick experience to share that will absolutely floor you. I've created this throwaway just for this comment. I typed all this last night but the stream got struck down before I could comment, so I copied it to my clipboard and said if it goes back up, fuck it, I'll post. Well..... I know for a fact. That I will regret writing this comment this early because of how many people will see it.... Fuck it. If I can prevent a fellow woodsman from going through this, it'll be worth it. So, I live innawoods in rural PA and we have ticks, how many you may ask? "More than enough, I lost count after like the 1" to loosely quote cobes. So many that it's pretty common to find one or two on me after mowing the lawns. One day after mowing, I go in the house, rehydrate, and look myself over for ticks. I was suprised to not find any on my legs or back where I usually get them, I then proceed to kick back for a few hours before I shower. The few hours go by and I go to finally take a shower. I'm weird and don't just pee in the shower like a normal dude, I instead step up to the toilet, drop my drawers and get the shock of a lifetime..... My heart sank immediately and all the blood drained from my face. To my absolute horror, I see a fucking tick. Right on my dick. Not on the... Ummm helmet? But just below it. Securely latched onto my skin. Out of sheer panic, I try to pull it off by hand but it slips and I feel the fucking thing clamp down HARDER. So I grab some tweezers... Again, no dice, I pulled until it stretched my skin to about an inch or two til' it slipped again. I'm thoroughly losing my freaking mind at this point. Do I buck up and go to the ER? No, not my already socially awkward ass is going to endure that embarrassment. I Google alternative ways to remove ticks and I find it. Suffocation with Vaseline. By the time I get the Vaseline and sit on the toilet preparing myself, I feel it moving, I look down hoping it's on the move to a different area... Nope, it's literally BURROWING itself DEEPER into my skin, I can now only see HALF of its body. The only way to describe how this feels is to imagine needle nose pliers gently twisting your skin. So I'm literally crying at this point, absolutely going through it, and apply the Vaseline. I sit there and wait.... And wait...... And wait..... Staring at my dick like my life depended on it... I can still feel it moving around... I estimate it took 15 excruciating minutes for that little fucker to back itself out... It was the LONGEST 15mins of my life, I promise you that. As soon as I could see its whole body and head, I grabbed it with the tweezers. I didn't do anything special to kill it, I just lit it with a lighter. You know how they pop after only a few seconds then you can smoosh em' and throw them away. I did not, I burned that little bastard to nothing but a literal piece of ash.... So that's it. That's my tick dick story. Hope it got some laughs if anyone's read this far. It was a waking nightmare that I'll never forget. I even have a tiny little dot of a scar to remind me in case I were to try to repress it from memory. Moral of this story, ALWAYS check yourself ALL OVER after being outside. God I shouldn't post this.... I'll probably delete this later, or this will be posted by a throwaway..... @TheREALBallParkFranks

Thank fuck this came back. i fell asleep watchinig it and it had a "cant watch this in your country" when i woke up

Not quite a cobra-ism, but a questionable usage, is when he does a cheese pull after nuking cheese in the microwave "in 2 minute bursts" for 30+ minutes, then calls it "The Money Shot"

As a non-native speaker I'm learning a lot from that deep dive into English language, much appreciated, TWU!

mr ballparkfranks rocks, love him as cohost

Praise Squeezer's Magic 🪄🐍

Not sure it'll be in here, but the recent(ish) "hall and roll rock of fame" might be my favorite. Honorable mention to NAL's "Bernie and Ert"

Ngl i thought franks was Chauncey for like 3 episodes

exquisid

I’ll shed a little light on “I ride bike”. I live in Wyoming but I’m not originally from here, I noticed that when people refer to truck drivers or truck driving the say “drive truck”. For example, “what does he do for a living?”, “he drives truck”. I even know a local musician who has a lyric that goes “her daddy drive truck before he piled em up, now he draws a check from the state”. I’ve never heard that expression before coming to Wyoming, so I assume it’s just a weird “wyomingism” and Cobes has boglified it to describe riding his bicycle.

woke up from my boredom/laziness nap to find this banger waiting for me. Thankful for this bounty you've laid before us

A Scrapper Steve episode would be amazing

Great work as always Caesar! I would love a “modern cobra” episode of snakebones where you compare Josh of today vs his younger 20-something self back in the first cobra lair. So much has changed from his social life, work habits, troll intensity, his addictions, his youtube persona, etc. I think it would be fun to juxtapose different aspects of his life and how they have changed in the last few years. You don’t have to make new snakebones but I ‘preshiate it dood. Keep on rockin on

Oh ma god. It’s a good day. Thank you kindly gents Love from Scotland.

Allow me to dump some autistic chain restaurant lore about Peaches' in Casper. It used to be a Red Barn location, which was a popular fast food franchise in the 1960s, best known for their restaurants looking like, well, barns, and their hideous mascots. Red Barn went defunct in 1988, and most of the locations were demolished. Some, like the one in Casper, came under new ownership and just got a subtle rebranding.

6:32 start

I thought I was going crazy when I went to look for this this morning, like I didn’t really see the notification last night. HYPE to watch this!

RIP Puff

I missed the first half of this bad boy when it was live. I'm glad you got it back up. Thanks, Ceasar!

Crossing the streams. Mentioning Krystalstation and Baby Lesley! I chuckled out loud. Lesley will never escape.

The cats meow every stream and yet we don't see them. Post your cats, robotman. I want to see your kitties.

I can't believe no one said Tony Lommi aka Tony Iommi

TMDWTFIU!

I seized my pants when I saw part two

Rewatching the desolation of cobra and the latest episode of Snakebones, then the from the vault episode with Chauncey(tm) and now THIS? Easternoth came early, toobz!

Some oat it be with the prama John and saren ghetto cheese.

i wanted to watch this live but i figured it would be better if i saved it for work Monday morning. hell yeah for including Mike & Rich

Ball park really coming into his own with this one. Seizure the art is next level, you must have studied under clintoidz. Nice dynamic fellas.

A circle of protection upon my boys Caesar and Ballparkfranks.

I am prediabetic and currently treating it. There's technically 3 different types, type 1, type 2, and gestational diabetes. Type 2 can have many root causes (mine is mostly hormonal) and diet can aggravate it. I think if Josh gets diagnosed with diabetes, he won't try to change. Not only do you have to be dedicated to changing your diet, but also routines. I have to take pills daily, i have to monitor blood sugar. And most importantly, no sugar and especially no alcohol. I genuinely don't think he'd be willing to give up drinking until shit gets too dire, and at that point, it's near impossible to go back.

I was the big brained Chad who brought up “de-thaw” in the original video in the comments

I still hold out hope that Cobra will start going to the gym. I've often wondered why Clint never used exercise as a bonding tool. I don't see Cobes resisting the idea as he still talks about having Clint's genetics for muscle building.

Praise Cobraro for you Mister Robot, you're the only thing keeping the Cobraverse alive. Cobra rules my sad life and hates us all now.

Breaking my sober streak with this one ❄️

"Here's the kicker of it" From the first eviction vid is always a good one lol

Yay! Glad you got it back up! 👍🏽

anyone ever find the move-out vid?

Reading superchats at the end or all during one segment would be good.

How many words and phrases until it stops being cobraisms, and starts becoming a new language?

RE: The "liquification" Cobraism, I think he meant "vilified." "Vilification...every generation gets vilified to some extent." Makes sense in the context of what he was saying, and you can kinda see how that word could get sloshed around inside our boy's brain and spaghetti souped out as liquification. Edit: Just saw someone in the the stream chat brought that up.

Busted-azz iPhones is a very middle eastern tech solution. Very cool.

good 👍

Snake Bones ep suggestion: Warlord's Lies

hey 5k, love your work and art you are a true gem in this community with unmatched dedication and respect. a lot of your videos are very quiet though! sometimes it’s almost impossible to hear cobra in the clips.

Just FYI Chauncey made the egg song using some AI music program, then someone made that music video for it! I was there for its conception twas a fun night.

Everyone knows that the base of the Cobra food pyramid is GREASE

Not sure if it was brought up, but the red wine is pure gold

*LIQUIFIED? Is it not gentrified?*

THANK GOD THIS CAME BACK, I WAS ABOUT TO COMMIT SUE OF SIDE BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU BLOCKED ME, SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I WILL MENTION YOU IN MY EDGING LORE

My favorite is when he said "ill suck that for a dollar" when talking about RoboCop

I think the "tecond" thing might be him thinking of saying "tick" like an English person but reverting to "second" after the first millisecond, creating the portmanteau of "tecond"

Very lazy request but does any have the link or timestamp which Franks mentioned. it was to do with another 'youtoob pooper 'as mi lordt would put it

Ballpark killing the vibe with all the super chats

Nice I can watch it now

oh thank god, i was watching the VOD when it got banned. BUT ITS BACK

One Cobraism or foible was when he made that putrid Valentines day drink combo and he said something along the lines of "Im definitely going to save these curdles" as he finished sipping his bog grog in the cobra chalice

oh my god, Josh+NAL in the style of the fatheads NEEDS to happen

Very disappointed in myself that I missed this live.

This is the best thing to see on my feed!

I NEED THE MOVING VIDEO AHH

Fell asleep to this live, woke up 3 or 4 hours layer still live

I love how he says "artisanal"

I'm thinking the Boglum is most definitely on the end of his life cycle. The trailer will be his final resting place. Praise seizures magic doot! 😂

Can someone share the link to the egg challenge music video with me?

Where can we donate when they go live?

I think de-thaw comes from cobra trying to say defrost. Like, you either thaw or defrost...you don't fucking de-thaw!

Did this get edited? I checked earlier and it wasnt up on the channel.

Damn, someone brought up StutJo, hell yeah.

Can't recall if "bullshit the breeze" has been mentioned. 😂

2:40:29 If you squint you can see it...

*I'm pretty sure Jawshy boy don't even know the name of the original members of black sabbassthhh...all he knows is freakin'ozzy...OZZZTHYYY!*

It’s a Danksmas Americal TMDWTFIU 🐍🤘🏻

@SeizureRobot5000 You said you might have problems hearing things in videos, you can use the extension for chrome or whatever browser you're running called Volume Master, and it'll boost your volume for the video you're playing.

Stuttering John is a fella that used to work for Howard Stern

Better not play some ACDC, BOY!

What's the story behind cobes' dislike of Bruce Dickinson?

Lol the voice mail reminds me of Tool- Message from Harry ManBack

Heck yeah

Nyeeeeeeeaaaa

Anyone got a link to the Egg Challenge music video?

I just realized josh reminds me of jeff The drunk on the stern show.

I need the link to that documentary at 2:44:00

Weed the people

1:49:20 insane how jorsh doesnt realize this is no different from him blowing weed in the faces of putherth, mrs green, and obie, and this is coming from a pothead

Chauncey lives!!!😊

I once asked Josh if he would date a black of age woman and he said yes.

I need more kristow and lesdawg

Antoine Lavey

I think he meant "liquidated" instead of "liquified"

Could you turn up the audio a lil bit? It seems kinda low to me. TMDNWU

RIP to one of the biggest trolls

Reading super chats all the time is annoying. Half the stream is reading donations.

😅

I missed you mi lord

Question. Does Clint work out at a gym like planet fitness, or does his school he teach at have a gym? Or maybe an at home gym? Because it feels like all Clint does is work out and teaching?

Fuck i missed the stream...definitely not what is up.. 🍔 🍕

Little Seizure

TMDBU

They tried to take this away from you.... Nice try KZfaq but praise Bitesizes magic!! TWU

Just got into your content like last month and but have followed cobra from 4 years