SPECIAL GUEST ✧*̥˚BALLPARKFRANKS *̥˚✧ Intro/outro: • Hyvät Herrat (A.K.A. B... I AM FAR FROM DONE keep the dream alive: / seizurerobot5000
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@DecoraGarfoid5 ай бұрын
My absolute favorite is "shit happens or else we wouldn't poop".
@containercore68325 ай бұрын
Now that's a t-shirt
@DecoraGarfoid5 ай бұрын
@@containercore6832 tmdwu
@PYRO-ON5 ай бұрын
Unfortunately all his best Gourdisms are stolen from other toobers…. It is what it is doodt
@containercore68325 ай бұрын
Watching this with my HARLEM of fangirls
@JustDatBoi5 ай бұрын
Did he actually say that?
@nonoffensiveperson98775 ай бұрын
yup, that's just how it is @@JustDatBoi
@9teen9t44 ай бұрын
@@Toastandtea682 BOY
@AsymptoteInverse4 ай бұрын
TWU
@HRM.H5 ай бұрын
The jessica arc is gonna make for a great snakebones episode someday.
@Lizzie-Bee5 ай бұрын
I'm looking forward to it a lot!
@xraystyle5 ай бұрын
Can’t wait
@RemoWilliams12275 ай бұрын
@@Lizzie-Beeoh you know it'll be good.
@frankcaliendosucks5 ай бұрын
"Cobra and Murder-Suicide"
@Porkchop_Delight235 ай бұрын
Hopefully in the near distant future.
@southerndandy49105 ай бұрын
Not everyone is born knowing how to digress
@theandrogynousmisogynist5 ай бұрын
That is born*
@fdelm4 ай бұрын
But I digress
@EkdrinkАй бұрын
Just one special good smelling gothic badboy
@AdminAbuseАй бұрын
@@theandrogynousmisogynist you are lost
@-JordanMac4 ай бұрын
When Messica ran to the cop at the door and said "because his trolls fkn own him". He immediately said NO THEY DUNOTTT. One of my favorite moments.
@meredithgrubb4497Ай бұрын
That is one of my favorites 😂😂😂
@Graggle_Gabagool27 күн бұрын
Then she responded "you know what I mean..." so freaking funny
@fartcactus51745 ай бұрын
Still howling at Gobread Gilfred Biago. This was great!
@DETRACT0RD00M5 ай бұрын
Merlin Manson.. Smooth Santa
@T3t4nu55 ай бұрын
@@DETRACT0RD00M Smooth Santa will never not have me rolling
@narnbrez5 ай бұрын
i had to pause it to take a break
@fartcactus51745 ай бұрын
@@narnbrezSame, and then I went back about 3 times to laugh more
@narnbrez5 ай бұрын
@@fartcactus5174i will occasionally think to myself throughout the day "what would gobread gilfred biago do in this situation"
@giants2k83 ай бұрын
He really was like Samson. Once that hair went, all his powers and confidence went down the drain. 😂
@ShitStaindGod5 ай бұрын
I can’t believe “de-thaw” didn’t make this list.
@RemoWilliams12275 ай бұрын
Glorious
@ScatWilliams695 ай бұрын
That’s not necessarily a cobra thing. So many people say that. Idiots.
@JoanWhack4 ай бұрын
I’m surprised “BUUUUUT” didn’t make the list
@WesV4 ай бұрын
It kills me when he says this shit lol
@mikenobody33534 ай бұрын
Yes! Thank you
@__m-a-x__5 ай бұрын
Best Cobraism ever: “Life is tragedy and comedy rolled into the same fucking coin”
@Bryan-Driscoll5 ай бұрын
Cobes has "mortgage eyes", one is fixed and one is variable...
@kite2036Ай бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂
@meredithgrubb4497Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 im crying
@katamine11Ай бұрын
😂😂😆😆🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@TrumpImmortal11 күн бұрын
That's some high brow humor.
@walzybby5 ай бұрын
Bog boy once quipped that (and I quote) “it’s not bad manners, it’s just a good drink combo” after a heinous belch and I honestly think that would be okay to put on his tombstone
@meredithgrubb4497Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@DaBeezNeez5 ай бұрын
Finally another snake bones to play in my work vehicle over and over. Salancha saloo
@unknownmemory6455 ай бұрын
cant forget "chillin like a rockstar villain"
@Dylanbeee5 ай бұрын
Now is he talking about like Rockstar game villains ? Like from GTA or from rockstar drinks
@unknownmemory6455 ай бұрын
@@Dylanbeee pretty sure he means a goth rockstar shredding guitar chilling out smoking a cigar hell yeah twu
@RootVegetabIe4 ай бұрын
@@DylanbeeeA rock star as in a rock star, you regard.
@9teen9t44 ай бұрын
@@unknownmemory645 TMDWU
@ShowerOnceYearly4 ай бұрын
I think he's combining "party like a rockstar" with "chillin like a villain" But they're similar enough phrases that his bog brain morphed them into a single phrase.
@a1uptactics3585 ай бұрын
“You’ll catch honey with flies more than you will vinegar” -Josh
@nonoffensiveperson98775 ай бұрын
I love this, zero sense.
@littleblossom78275 ай бұрын
Bahahahahaha
@kronictonic5 ай бұрын
That's funny
@acetown22635 ай бұрын
It's like when I try to remember phrases from another language I was taught as a kid that I'm almost guaranteed saying completely wrong lol
@DogFish-NZ4 ай бұрын
but you digress
@Blady995 ай бұрын
Ain’t nothing wrong with a good “hold the phone Sylvester Stallone”
@JoanWhack5 ай бұрын
I use it more than I should. It’s genuinely funny
@JustDatBoi5 ай бұрын
I actually think it’s pretty funny. Dumb, but still funny.
@platty92375 ай бұрын
My brother used that line on me the other day.
@j3tt4364 ай бұрын
I like dumb jokes in the sense they’re so bad that they’re good😂
@radical83295 ай бұрын
My favorite cobra-ism is from the your fat son documentary. He asks cobes if hes more introverted, and cobes searched his brain for extrovert but somewhere there was a synapse misfire and he pulled "no sometimes I can be outroverted." out. So clever Cobes nice save!
@DeepFriedHallelujah4 ай бұрын
Bog brain do a good sometime TWU
@turdferguson24 ай бұрын
I have a friend who I shit you not, once said 'sexual nintendo' with full confidence instead of 'innuendo'
@meredithgrubb4497Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my god😂😂😂😂😂 im dieing over here, crying. That's hilarious. I hope u just keep letting him say that and didn't correct him😂😂😂
@nonoffensiveperson98775 ай бұрын
I'm behind, but honorable mentions: -Eat your spoon with a fork -Cook the house, clean the house -I doesn't care, I DOES Not care, it does not matter
@uhtred78605 ай бұрын
Ride bike
@heathmcrigsby2 ай бұрын
That's Rick Ross for ya
@rippsteakface5 ай бұрын
TWU
@antipsychotic4515 ай бұрын
lmao this guy
@imsorrydude67325 ай бұрын
Lol this dude
@elITeSWE5 ай бұрын
TMDWU doodt
@Jeff_Kasmala5 ай бұрын
TMDWU
@comepoopatmyhouse5 ай бұрын
Lmao this guy
@CoolSPonGE5 ай бұрын
Seizure you're one creative dude. Love the intro\outros and content. keep up the good work BOY!.
@SeizureRobot50005 ай бұрын
Thank you so much!!
@cartersipes59715 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie "hold the phone Sylvester Stalone" is a cobraism that I think is pretty clever. I wonder where he heard it first because he's not creative enough to credit with creating that phrase.
@theandrogynousmisogynist5 ай бұрын
Definitely clint
@thereelisttv5 ай бұрын
My stepdad I think
@HesGotaGun5055 ай бұрын
Probably Clint, possibly Family Guy.
@incorrectbeans5 ай бұрын
why is it clever all it does is rhyme
@NickyBlue994 ай бұрын
It rhymes... it isn't clever
@GrandmaPalmer5 ай бұрын
My favorite is when he would say "absorb a moment of silence" when he wanted to honor a dead celebrity
@neganstains57455 ай бұрын
"Innocent bystandards" gets me every time. Not only because it's hard to believe he can get that particular word wrong, but he's so serious when he says it.
@mushypeas2224 ай бұрын
He paints such an Ava Grandé masterpiece with his words
@jpbatinic4 ай бұрын
the "been born last night but not yesterday" thing.. is so much more incredible that he confidently/arrogantly chews a cigar.. what a guy
@bigal27313 ай бұрын
One of my favourite "Cobraisms" is a short lived one, from a debate our boy was having about Marijuana legalisation. "Colorado is making fucking money over foot doodt" Of course, the actual phrase being "Making money hand over fist"
@meredithgrubb4497Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I forgot about that one
@CHEDDAHD5 ай бұрын
Sarrengetto cheese is as hilarious as Lucrane cheese
@BunnaySango5 ай бұрын
Support lucraine
@CHEDDAHD5 ай бұрын
Prayers for Lucraine! We support 'em@@BunnaySango
@Bakuzen235 ай бұрын
Not a sponsor
@youhustlinmeboy49895 ай бұрын
What was sarrangetto meant to be again? Can't remember
@CHEDDAHD5 ай бұрын
Sargento cheese lol@@youhustlinmeboy4989
@Kranzio-5 ай бұрын
I hope Ballpark is working his way up to permanent co-host. You two have a great chemistry together.
@JustDatBoi5 ай бұрын
Ballpark is an amazing cohost
@MustardAndFries5 ай бұрын
I love ballpark, favorite episodes are with him
@deloriablackwolf12515 ай бұрын
He's like Chauncy without an awful laugh.
@sucks2bme5 ай бұрын
Yea Frank started as a good Chauncey substitute but has now become a face card in his own right, circle of protection on ballpark Frank
@youhustlinmeboy49895 ай бұрын
Why not both. I like how articulate this guy is.
@junes2k5 ай бұрын
Your animations really take this dumpster fire to the next level. Nobody does it like you. A true king. ALL HAIL SEIZURE!
@h0nkeyk0ng5 ай бұрын
Genetic Mtn Dew holds a special place in my heart
@meredithgrubb4497Ай бұрын
I keep saying that shit without meaning to lol. Cobes threw my brain off so bad with the stank on rice that I forgot what the original saying was😂😂😂😂.
@xdumpstrspunionx9023 ай бұрын
Cobra combining "stink on shit" and "white on rice" is pretty funny.
@meredithgrubb4497Ай бұрын
When I first heard him say it, it threw my brain off so bad that I forgot the original saying lol.
@CHEDDAHD5 ай бұрын
I can't believe "6 inch celery figure" didn't even make an appearance!!!
@CEOofChairbugs4205 ай бұрын
LONG LIVE OZZY
@robertlittle58265 ай бұрын
Ozzy is next up troll.
@brendonross57745 ай бұрын
Didn’t you hear… he just died bro.
@bigmouthstrikesagain40565 ай бұрын
No he didn't.... trole... get Buh..LOCKED!!
@Jamusse5 ай бұрын
I hate sickos more than I love Ozzy.
@Bongman420885 ай бұрын
*SHAKE IT FOR OZZY!*
@MillywiggZ5 ай бұрын
“Shout out to loo-crane and seran-ghetto!” Ancient Klingon proverb
@idcseriouslyman74875 ай бұрын
Smells like Wendys in here
@athulfgeirsson5 ай бұрын
wendussy
@NickyBlue995 ай бұрын
Smells like Jessica *
@RemoWilliams12275 ай бұрын
@@NickyBlue99her kitty tastes like acid I'm given to understand
@DETRACT0RD00M5 ай бұрын
That's the thing of it t00bz..
@matthiasthulman40585 ай бұрын
@RemoWilliams1227 omg. What does that even mean? Like, what would cause that lol
@tofurkeygirl5 ай бұрын
He puts on such a persade!
@SeizureRobot50005 ай бұрын
REALLY good one. I had this bookmarked ages ago and completely forgot about it. This timestamp should take you right to it: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/f5OPmbSorM6vYqs.html
@jimhaverlock97845 ай бұрын
Persade…my gods I had forgotten…
@AdamOwenBrowning5 ай бұрын
baffling lol. i think cobes mixed up "persona" and "facade". thanks for the timestamp, seizure
@returnofthemac10005 ай бұрын
You forgot his favorite gin "Tan-query"
@kronictonic5 ай бұрын
Tankqueeraray
@JC-oq5ex3 ай бұрын
tranq weary
@weepingwell5 ай бұрын
i keep wondering if he'll ever stop naming every other upload "video responce"
@Graggle_Gabagool5 ай бұрын
If I could express my free based opinion, I'd say this is an amazing podcast and I wish you good health
@RemoWilliams12275 ай бұрын
Unadulterated fact
@DETRACT0RD00M5 ай бұрын
There's definitely some free basing going down
@h0nkeyk0ng5 ай бұрын
Free unbiased. He's doing his best. And that ain't much lol
@AdamOwenBrowning5 ай бұрын
uncut and freebase FACTS from anime bobby hill
@RemoWilliams12275 ай бұрын
This is what putting 0 points into intellect and charm looks like.
@tzarfrogmeister5 ай бұрын
Didn’t exactly save up those points for dexterity I suppose.
@RemoWilliams12275 ай бұрын
@@tzarfrogmeister 😂🤣
@youhustlinmeboy49895 ай бұрын
@@tzarfrogmeister Tell that to the 7 cans he's opened
@platty92375 ай бұрын
Which stats got the extra points?
@lordkilljoy96524 ай бұрын
@@platty9237 Liver strength and bog magiks
@timblack70175 ай бұрын
Those are just word comboz toooooobz. Thanks for the bonez Seizure reboot! Excellent work as always!
@NewMexico19125 ай бұрын
Lol I unironically used “hold the phone, Sylvester Stallone” just today… to be fair, I feel that one came from Clint
@steadychasingmoneybands62133 ай бұрын
Pretty sure my dad doesnt who clint is…
@AsymptoteInverse2 ай бұрын
That *does* sound like something Clint might say.
@thundercockjackson2 ай бұрын
@@steadychasingmoneybands6213hope you're recovering well from the stroke
@decorateddeerskull5 ай бұрын
You did my suggestion! Not sure how many other people suggested it. But it brings me joy to have left a comment about doing it, and then seeing you do it
@volca84215 ай бұрын
wut was it
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn5 ай бұрын
Nah I told him to wear a dress while he did his voice work to sound more sultry first.
@ehq52775 ай бұрын
bro your CGI is unmatched
@Kramerica9625 ай бұрын
Snake Bones is always such a bright spot in the ever darkening world of Josh so it's much appreciated when a new episode comes out. I really like Frank as a co-host as well, hope this is a permanent gig for him on this show.
@HiGlowie5 ай бұрын
Agreed. Snake Bones is the antithesis to TikTards and paypigs Seizure is a legend
@OfficialErnestCriterion5 ай бұрын
Trust and believe I'm waiting patiently
@inferno59885 ай бұрын
That rant lowkey broke my heart lmao too relateable
@raultrashlord44045 ай бұрын
"TRUSS ME WHEN I SAY!"
@ANon-we8zg4 ай бұрын
It is what it is
@jakes76315 ай бұрын
Josh’s word hacks >>> food hacks
@MeanyFoFeany5 ай бұрын
I laughed so loud about the chris chan 'joke' I woke my husband up and he came in the TV rrom and just rolled his eyes when he saw what was on the tv screen.
@theinternetofficer65945 ай бұрын
God where can i find a woman like you
@meredithgrubb4497Ай бұрын
I'm a woman with a husband who doesn't have the fine appreciation of this too lol. He just doesnt get it. Whats hilarious is I showed him Cyraxx not too long ago and he doesn't even believe it's real 😂😂😂😂😂. I was dieing laughing trying to explain it was and he is just a little goblin but his brain refused to accept that someone like that exists😂😂😂😂. The only thing that ever got a laugh out of him was Cobes saying " cream of mushroom soup....not a sponsor"😂😂😂
@WAYGULOLBEEF5 ай бұрын
when he is trying to use 100% of a 3% brain to figure out "underestimated' he makes a cyraxx face almost perfectly
@birdsong10445 ай бұрын
Please don’t forget Lu-crane.
@Onoesmahpie5 ай бұрын
Lucraine 🇺🇦🫡
@Jaybird515 ай бұрын
Hold the phone, Sylvester Stallone, a SNAKE BONES FROM CEASER ROWBOAT (not a sponsor)? Praise Cobra's magic!
@-GRAVESITE-5 ай бұрын
When his neighbor came to his door around Christmas he told him “Happy Easternock”
@PRIMORDIALWREX5 ай бұрын
That's Rick Ross for yah!
@itshololive5 ай бұрын
lmao one of my favorite
@thundercockjackson5 ай бұрын
love how its IMMEDIATELY after he said he has no fuckin idea who Rick Ross is
@selphconscious3 ай бұрын
.. this fks me up anytime I hear it.. lol
@xeokym2235 ай бұрын
"I've spent years being patriotic" means hes been devout & loyal, and wearing his "Weed The People" t shirt for years. There are tons of mispronunciations of akkahawl names like "Tran Query" for Tangeray and whatever he called Don Julio the other day (something like "Donjo" or "Donjay").
@ryanoconnor28115 ай бұрын
Dajulia is what he said. It fucking killed me
@xeokym2235 ай бұрын
@@ryanoconnor2811Yes! ha ha ha It's so funny and frustrating at the same time.
@smp86753095 ай бұрын
we need snake bones 26: jessica
@__m-a-x__5 ай бұрын
Cobraisms are the absolute greatest thing about Josh. It’s what has me addicted. They’re never what you expect but they’re always perfectly Cobra.
@galbi42355 ай бұрын
here’s one that didn’t make it - valid victorian
@cheapmusicgear5 ай бұрын
That bowling animation is amazing. Can we all please just admit that Cobra does rule our sad lives already though?
@TundraWanderer5 ай бұрын
Praise seizures magic 🪄
@Se7enBeatleofDoom4 ай бұрын
Biago is best Disney princess.
@garrettboomerbender5 ай бұрын
The end of the ranking nearly fucking killed me. I was laughing so hard tears were steaming down my face.
@bertbargo71625 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for crediting the guest in the description. Cheers buddy
@lahey65843 ай бұрын
I keep coming back to this episode every few days or so. This is an audible renaissance painting.
@adairs63975 ай бұрын
"Donald Trump is so dumb, he makes George Bush Jr look like a valid Victorian..."
@rumham74665 ай бұрын
This is definitely my favorite episode. So funny! Sarenghetto has always been my favorite ism
@sethlyhollows5 ай бұрын
now this is most definitely whats up
@patgeta26785 ай бұрын
…But I Digress…
@Grandobzen5 ай бұрын
Cant wait for Chancey laughing at the Bog witch taking over Joshy's stream 😂
@tunguskalumberjack99875 ай бұрын
Oh my god, I 100% thought that you were talking about Cyraxx dunking on Josh, but then I realized you were talking about Chauncey. I have to agree- Seizure has some great guest stars, but Chauncey is by far my favorite. Hearing the two of them laughing makes me laugh as hard as their jokes do, and they sound like they’re just totally having the best time ever. They are the definition of infectious laughter😆
@justanotherthrowaway61365 ай бұрын
Seizure’s artwork/animations get better and better every time.
@nuuget69963 ай бұрын
12:37 funny thing is, that's not even the only cheese company name he gets wrong. He pronounces Lucerne as "Lukraine" *constantly*
@MikeGameOver3 ай бұрын
He said Genetic absinthe last week.
@albatroce23244 ай бұрын
There's an extra layer of funny to genetic bodywash when it comes from a bog who praises pheromone soap
@john12345678ism5 ай бұрын
Haha I hope Pork Chop Delight is on this list.
@RemoWilliams12275 ай бұрын
I helped Steve move out of his old apartment and into his new apartment into his, out of his old apartment into his new apartment.....
@Onoesmahpie5 ай бұрын
Chauncey better come back
@AsymptoteInverse4 ай бұрын
@@RemoWilliams1227 They was yellin' at you for chewin' and for puttin' your wand in your pahket and takin' it back outta your pahket.
@nicholas34783 ай бұрын
@@AsymptoteInverseCHEWIN’
@thewizard77803 ай бұрын
I swear old cobes would look at new cobes and be mortified and think he's a massive loser and then immediately go "That won't happen to me, toobs", change nothing, and impart no lessons from the encounter
@Z3R0_K00L5 ай бұрын
Seizure, thank you for covering Easternoth. I was listening to the Crude Christmas Carols and was seriously confused.
@bradthunderpants32835 ай бұрын
Seizure I love you so much. Always so excited for these, appreciate all your hard work.
@OkSureGuy5 ай бұрын
You son of a kobra! What a treat!
@hahayeahokaynope5 ай бұрын
"Hey Joshhhhhhh, I have your daughterrrr. Want to see herrr?"
@Burt_Cokaine3 ай бұрын
Hearing josh try to pronounce... "Tanqueray", is something special. I have no idea where he gets the extra 2 or 3 'R's he inserts when saying it
@EVIL_THOUGHTS5 ай бұрын
*My god, you cut the best part...The look in his eyes after screaming "'MHERICA, AAH YAY !"*
@sleepless93265 ай бұрын
Its good to own carpet and wand
@tunguskalumberjack99873 ай бұрын
It just occurred to me that “Food Hack” is a fairly appropriate job title for Cobra. “All right, Mr. Saunders- What is it that you do for a living?” “Tactical Soap Salesman. Food Hack. Boglim About Town.”
@macmillanr13 ай бұрын
Seizure, I think you have one of the best you tube channels ever. I absolutely LOVE your style of graphics or whatever, the stuff you create is so unique, creative and incredible. love your channel. love your style. keep it up Robot
@epicfortnitemoments37825 ай бұрын
Cobras changing accent and voice reminds me of what happened to Chris Chans voice after being isolated for so long, it’s like he forgot what his voice was meant to sound like so it would randomly go up and down
@nopolitics87455 ай бұрын
Your talent to spot these things is incredible. I can barely watch him and I consume mostly his content from you and other YTbers
@MagnaRyuuDesigns5 ай бұрын
The throat cancer and treatments are why Kilmer looks that way
@cabaloflore87545 ай бұрын
Love your content, you put so much work into your videos and the interlude art is top notch.
@_Blackhercules_4 ай бұрын
Im been watching Cobra for a couple months now and this video is GOLD! Thank you so much for making this iceberg. Yall funny af too😂
@HappyDaddySatan5 ай бұрын
I love the retro asthetic mixed media art in the vids its really good in this one from the start. You really see the improvement since you started and audio sounds better too.
@SeizureRobot50005 ай бұрын
Thank you! I wish I had taken steps to improve the audio a lot sooner, learning a few mastering techniques in Audacity made a world of difference. Always learning new stuff with every episode... I've mentioned it ad nauseam by this point but I truly had minimal knowledge of editing (didn't know what keyframes were) when I first started the podcast. 3D was a total pipe dream, had zero experience with it. Incredibly grateful that I've had this in my life.
@bigearl5 ай бұрын
So glad "I've spent several years being patriotic" made the cut, that might be my favorite Cobra line of all time. Lukraine cheese didn't make it but that one always makes me laugh as well.
@djjoshplacid835 ай бұрын
😂 i love you seizure!!! These streams are too good. I'm dying laughing over here.
@RobbieChance5 ай бұрын
This was such a great episode. I could've listened to this for hours lol
@TheSacredMilkCarton3 ай бұрын
Honorable mention: "Intimidation crab" from his bacon crab meat nachos video
@libragirl4471Ай бұрын
I'll never call it anything else now . All I can see are scared intimidated crabs cowering in a corner.
@becanthrope4 ай бұрын
The cobra impression is quite exsquisid
@NightOfTheLiving8bit5 ай бұрын
Oh damn, this was a pleasant surprise! Now you have quite a topic to tackle given the end of the dry spell - and the consequences it likely entails! Can’t wait for that one.
@Insane_brutalboss1384 ай бұрын
I’ve been saying “coming in nicely” about very mundane things in my life because of cobes and I love it
@CHEDDAHD5 ай бұрын
THE BOWLING BALL TAKING OUT ONLY THE LEFT TOOTH HAS ME DYING
@tofurkeygirl5 ай бұрын
My alcoholic ex used to scream like that when he would briefly come to after passing out.
@jtotheroc3 ай бұрын
"let's add some monorary Jack added to my preferred."