Having white friends

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Josh Johnson

Ай бұрын

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@79mib Ай бұрын

The Minority Stones

@allisonbutler4829 Ай бұрын

Ha 😂😂😂😂

@JustThinkForASecond Ай бұрын

Sounds like a band😂

@barbarajackson-shennan8028 Ай бұрын

Blimey! That's the funniest thing I've read in awhile. Well done. I've been in a few rare exhibitions myself, often on loan! 😂

@RaggamuffinForever Ай бұрын

Best comment ❤😂

@TonioDC79 Ай бұрын

@@barbarajackson-shennan8028 I was sitting here thinking the same thing, like wait. Someone did tell me I’m a rare find. That statement never clicked until now 😂🤣.

@amandawilcox5106 15 күн бұрын

My ex used to call himself a “polka dot” if he was the only black guy at an event/party.

@chromicapop4595 9 күн бұрын

That’s weird 🎉

@MsJMHS 5 күн бұрын

This is clever in the most cringe possible way. Not on your ex, but at the people hosting those parties. Oof.

@crystalhazer7246 Ай бұрын

The infinity stone line really got me 😂🤣

@deep153 Ай бұрын

Invited to an EVENT (church) I dont practice those holidays. THXGVG @ all white upper crust. NOT upper-class. luncheon I was THE ONLY one😮 GETIT! THEY had a circle prayer I GOT STUCK WITH THE pastor NOT FINISH...yall... That MF'er wiped his hand on his pant leg at the end of prayer HELL NAH I DID NOT EAT NONE OF THEY FOOD there's MORE😅 A gen x looked at me and COMMENCED to speak INTIMATELY "as if" she knew me I looked across the table at her responding, MARIAH C. I don't know you😂😂😂

@realemperorkuzco 28 күн бұрын

"Minority, Report!" "Present" "Presente"

@rosk.wilburn5847 19 күн бұрын

Blm mafia report

@dead-ringer Күн бұрын

@@rosk.wilburn5847… what reaction were you hoping for with that one?

@Soulociraptr Ай бұрын

"Grabbin' us like Infinity Stones" got me good 😂😭😭💀

@iwanttobelieve5970 Ай бұрын

I’m Biracial and I was the only person of color some of my friends had. I’ve had a white friend for years that calls me up ever so often to discuss what she saw in a tv show that was from the 50’s-70’s. I was born in 74 but what she’s referencing is before my time. And she calls me to discuss something she saw where race was brought up and she goes on and on about how she doesn’t see color. Ughhh. It’s absolutely frustrating. It’s like she uses me to work out the issues she sees of race that only comes to her because she sees it in some old tv show. That’s when she’s exposed to racism. If it weren’t for the fact that we have been friends for a long time, I would have never been friends with her.

@byanymeansnecessary9329 Ай бұрын

Stay away from the wites, nothing but trouble!

@introspectivetonysoprano Ай бұрын

You can thank leftist and democrats for that. For decades they've been telling white people that color is the most important thing and that they should feel bad for being the same skin color as people who once owned slaves. It does 1 of 2 things after years and years of repetition: it either makes you an actual racist and bitter or it makes you hyper aware of trying to make up for these sins you never committed to begin with because you yourself never owned slaves. It does nothing but keep the race issue going. Acknowledge the good and the bad of history. Learn from it. Move on. That's how we grow.

@jasminebrown8651 Ай бұрын

You can still set your boundaries and tell her you're not comfortable with that

@icu3869 Ай бұрын

The same people who compliment my red hair will tell my black best friend they don’t “see color” and it’s SO aggravating. Oprah explained it pretty well when she was new to her wealthy neighborhood. When a neighbor she got along well with said that,she responded “well, I’m certainly black”and they reassured her “ you’re not black you’re a neighbor”. She understood they meant well, they considered her different than the negative stereotypes. People like this don’t realize they’re telling on themselves by demonstrating they believe negative stereotypes still hold true for the rest of the race. To me “I don’t see color”sounds like ( I’ll overlook your shortcomings ) or ( you’re one of the “good ones”) I have friends from all over and I’m fascinated by their backgrounds and cultures-where would we be without Italian or Mexican or Asian food? Different colors are like different flavors and they add to the mosaic of life.I’ve come to understand people who say that just don’t have better words, and it should just be appreciated as well meaning. (The implied insult isn’t their intention, so I try to extend the same effort to understand our differences gracefully).

@dionnehemphill469 Ай бұрын

It's never too late 😏

@danitho Ай бұрын

It's absolutely true. I grew up in Iowa and, especially when I was young, I was often the only black kid in.....anywhere... Being the only one at a function is super uncomfortable. Especially when you get certain looks from some that just scream "what are YOU doing here?" I just stay for a bit and leave 😂

@byanymeansnecessary9329 Ай бұрын

I don't go anywhere around the pale demons.

@johnwebster76 Ай бұрын

I'm sorry you went through that

@icu3869 Ай бұрын

If you stayed, they would be able to learn you’re just another person, living in the same state and attending the same functions as them.

@16tangerines Ай бұрын

@@icu3869but the onus isn't on any one person of color to convince white ppl of their humanity

@runningbetweenspaces Ай бұрын

@@icu3869yeah but trust some of them wanna lynch us. I know this from living in Idaho

@winny2496 Ай бұрын

I want one of Josh's hoodie delivered straight to my home 😊😊

@starlmo Ай бұрын

Love you man this tour you are on is great.

@anime_addict21 Ай бұрын

Nah, the diverse friend groups be HITTIN. Our friend group had one to two of practically every race you can think of and it was a blast.

@ambriaashley3383 Ай бұрын

Exactly, gotta be even diversity, not like 90% majority group & 10% minority lol

@elizabethtucci3305 Ай бұрын

I'm old. I'm happy to be here for the old people collection 😅

@AG-vh3lx Ай бұрын

😂😭 grabbing us like infinity stones 😂😂this guy is insane

@noone9472 9 күн бұрын

What if the dude has like 2 friends

@user-ct7np9ud2p Ай бұрын

lol, I been in that predicament before🤣🤣🤣!!!

@icu3869 Ай бұрын

@mothdust1634 15 күн бұрын

Question! How would you phrase it better? Like if someone genuinely judged people just by what they do and not who they are how should that be explained regardless of race, gender, culture, etc? Should it even be explained at all?

@Trussme96 12 күн бұрын

@@mothdust1634 You'd focus on the individual and their specific situation regardless. If you have to consciously force yourself to "not see colour" like I have to force myself not to eat sweets, you got a problem.

@jasperreyes1268 Ай бұрын

I'm white and when I was younger I had the strangest feeling. I was doing this subconsciously because every school year I would make a black friend that had pretty much the same name coincidentally. I mean, it wasn't like I was actively trying at least not consciously. 😅

@Ofclwordplae Ай бұрын

It gotta be a variety fr or it start feeling like get out lol 😂🤣

@proxy90909 Ай бұрын

Never thought of it that way... Should get a black friend you know, start the collection

@demial4 Ай бұрын

I would collect em just to get easy access to different kinds of delicious foods 👍

@dblue1199 Ай бұрын

@@demial4 It's called spices. that's what makes them good

@user-fs3pm6ue4n Ай бұрын

😂❤@@demial4

@abimarshall9284 Ай бұрын

Hilarious! Loved seeing you in Buffalo, Josh!

@ntalottantalotta9114 Ай бұрын

Recently discovered u an u haven't missed yet😂keep it up!!!

@ms0824 Ай бұрын

I totally feel you bro.

@user-ok7ru6td9r Ай бұрын

This young man is a breath of fresh air 😮😮😢😂😂😂❤❤❤❤🎉

@keysmith9507 Ай бұрын

It’s me I’m the token!!! And I’m the center of attention 😂😂😂😂😂

@LadyJpraise2024unbound Ай бұрын

He is soooooo right😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this guy is funny 😁

@curtisoular Ай бұрын

Oh... 😂 🎯I see why you think OJ was guilty 🫤

@kaptainzdragon5478 Ай бұрын

Is this English?

@michaelwilliams4604 8 күн бұрын

Gathering like infinity stones 😂😂

@jangiew Ай бұрын

Me through jr high thru high school. My highschool may 10 blacks in the whole school. What that meant was you were the only one in the class in most of my classes.

@MaryannV973 Ай бұрын

I felt this in my soul. At my off, I’m the token Hispanic person. My friend is the token Black person. We spend more time exchanging 👀 at each other than any thing else.

@podakayne 25 күн бұрын

ikr!!!

@sagesufferswell Ай бұрын

Your show last night was fantastic ❤

@LuciusNox Ай бұрын

As the white guy with a bunch of black friends, it works the othed way too.😂

@loriannrichardson7644 Ай бұрын

Nah, if you're always the one, that means we folks think you're cool. 😊

@maneamazellier1963 Ай бұрын

Also someone have to go to the police when shit goes down (I'm joking btw)

@myke6135 Ай бұрын

Na you chose to be the only one.

@lilyt18 Ай бұрын

Not really.

@emeraldkattable Ай бұрын

@@loriannrichardson7644 its the same for white folk?

@linzeeb4 Ай бұрын

The look of disgust was perfection 😂

@greggoreo6738 Ай бұрын

You're superb. Stay True ro your moral compass. Surround yourself with trustworthy mentors who have got no reason to exploit you. All the best wishes for your career and Your serene state od mind. Kindest regards. Respectfully Yours Gregg Oreo Long Beach CA Etats Unis

@ruthsmithwade7955 Ай бұрын

Understandable.

@Daisy30y03 Ай бұрын

I understand completely 😅

@CJ-cz3hv Ай бұрын

I feel called out

@edwardoregan6969 Ай бұрын

The older i get the more im just happy someone saw me and wanted to talk.

@undeade.t7044 Ай бұрын

" Im a black dude. " yes we can see that 😂😂😂

@WanderingExistence Ай бұрын

I'm color blind, thanks for clearing that up. P.S. I don't want to be accused of impersonating a disability, I'm not biologically colorblind I just don't see race... I just try to be as PC as possible in order to not get fired from my job at BestBuy. PC > Mac

@PrettyNPinkNGreen08 Ай бұрын

@@WanderingExistence😂😂😂

@caitlynursula1527 Ай бұрын

@@WanderingExistencethe problem with saying you “dont see race” is that it implies you also dont see racism. people of color are treated differently, institutionalized racism against black people is still very prevalent in this country, and by saying you are color blind you are also saying you are blind to systemic racial injustice. ps. im not necessarily saying you are blind or ignorant to racism, just want to inform you why saying you “dont see race” is counterproductive to combatting racism.

@WanderingExistence Ай бұрын

@@caitlynursula1527 You're on a comedy channel, do you know what a joke and sarcasm is? PC vs Mac... Does that not highlight anything? Am I really not that funny? Oof, that hurts Caitlyn.

@hem9483 Ай бұрын

yes, you really are that unfunny. nobody plays the devils advocate with racism unless theyre racist, old man. we see through you. thats why we arent laughin@@WanderingExistence

@voodooprince459 Ай бұрын

Limited edition ethnic collectibles 😂

@jahvohnymcintosh Ай бұрын

That was me in college years ago!!

@xolaningcwangu6535 Ай бұрын

Pokémon got to catch em all😂

@pollypockets508 Ай бұрын

I know the feeling

@King_Kaimera Ай бұрын

Josh would have the infinity stone of sounding white, he’s really great with the police on the phone or telemarketers.😂😂😂

@auroraseyets8516 Ай бұрын

The literal accuracy 😂

@BIBLE-a-s-m-r Ай бұрын

Reading white fragility has let me see color

@damnjekyll Ай бұрын

Made this the punchline on an old Killtony video after he just added Kam Patterson as a regular. 😅 He's got his country boy, his Asian, the disabled guy n now a rock slinging brother. 😂😂😂 EDIT: Almost forgot his foreigner from far away lands, Ric Diaz. 💀

@kellypatterson4412 Ай бұрын

Well I collect them, but because I'm truly fascinated with people who are different than me. I have been since I was a kid. Grew up in a very white suburb. So when someone knew and interesting showed up, you better believe I'd want to get to know them. That went for religion too. My family didn't go to church. I asked to go with the neighbors before I was 4 years old. Christian, then Catholic, Buddhism, Islam, Baha'i, Taoism. I thirst for cultural knowledge. That and you're funny as hell. I'd totally befriend you.

@success2471 Ай бұрын

This dude is a national treasure😅

@WigglyTuffStuff Ай бұрын

I'm ready for the shoulder reveal 😍😁 Also no lies were told here 😂

@yourstruly1232 12 сағат бұрын

Aww Loki reference ❤

@hellokittyangel211 Ай бұрын

I’m a Black female metalhead and in my 20s I used to go to a lot of concerts and do a lot of stagedoor-ing afterwards. I got instagram to post my stage door pics. Unfortunately for me, most of my favorite bands to see were mostly from the Nordic and Scandinavian countries which is why my insta is blank to this day, 😢 😅.

@WookieWoman Ай бұрын

I love metal concerts. You see all types of people able to just be themselves, have fun, and people aren't looking sideways at you for it.

@hellokittyangel211 Ай бұрын

@@WookieWoman Oh, they weren’t and did. My point was just that none of my band member pictures were every post-able because most photos were taken at night, under dim street light or neon sign lighting, with one person with the fairest White complexion there is and another whose complexion matches a Hershey bar meaning flash and color correcting never worked out in my favor, 😅.

@Madcapredcap Ай бұрын

Get one guy in a wheelchair and you’ve got the Burger King Kids

@MsJMHS 5 күн бұрын

A good friend of mine was raised in rural northern WI by his white mom and white stepdad (never met his biological father or any of his father's relatives). Dude had mannerisms whiter than me, but was especially dark skinned. He ended up doing a stint of prison time in Milwaukee, and told me how scary it was being surrounded by his own race for the first time in his life. Sure, he had plenty of pop culture references, but understood minimum amounts of the current slang/vernacular. He got caught in fights because they all thought he was trying to deny his black heritage. No one believed him that he was literally the only black kid in his community for the entirety of his school career K-12. He's a highly intellectual dude, reads voraciously (our common bond that lead to friendship) and loves a good philophical debate. The crazy thing is that all his cellmates were intentionally white dudes, because it was such a problem that he didnt "act" black.

@jessewoodall7253 Ай бұрын

You get a set bonus if you have one of every race equipped

@AvaCary-rf5ee Ай бұрын

Lmao i can't 😭

@lelaneal4703 Ай бұрын

I was the only black girl at the function, and was "token" joked that I was "Sticking out like a "trud" in the milk bucket"!! Not good!!! 🤨

@dawnbrooks2936 14 күн бұрын

What. 😮

@nahtally.b9139 Ай бұрын

I have been to a friend's wedding and I was the only black person there.. Had the best time ever!!😂😂

@byanymeansnecessary9329 Ай бұрын

They can keep you, we don't want you

@noaboa5670 19 күн бұрын

Meanwhile I’ve been the only white guy among minorities and just feel like a pirate captain

@hagstruan1140 Ай бұрын

Never have I been more relieved to be a white person with *no* friends

@user-fs3pm6ue4n Ай бұрын

😂😂❤

@ellanina801 Ай бұрын

🤣

@runningbetweenspaces Ай бұрын

I'll give you a hug 🫂🫂🫂

@hagstruan1140 Ай бұрын

@@runningbetweenspaces Oh thank you (reply hug)

@crystalpayne533 Ай бұрын

Token from Southpark

@concentrasmr7571 Ай бұрын

please never feel like a token... I'm lucky to make Any friends you are all tokens at that point

@nessesaryschoolthing 29 күн бұрын

Bold of you to assume I have more than 2 friends at any one time

@Fabby31 Ай бұрын

I was at a wedding of about 70 people yesterday and I shit you not I was the ONLY BLACK GUEST !!! 😂😂😂😂

@comfortsheriff1352 Ай бұрын

😀😀😀

@tulipsalinger1410 Ай бұрын

so cute!

@stevec.9037 3 күн бұрын

Out where i live, it's not uncommon for white friend groups to have a token black friend (to the point that it's literally part of one of my friends' social identity), but it's not because of collecting, it's just because a solid like 1% of the population out here is anything but white, there aren't enough black people here to have more than 1 in a group

@ottorevoir9639 Ай бұрын

This guy is funny, but seriously we never wanna be the only white person at a function either lol

@SStarr001 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@SoullessGingerSnap 6 күн бұрын

Thought it said 'Tolkeinism' and was so interested... Welp... 🦆

@RaggamuffinForever Ай бұрын

I’ve been to weddings on my friend’s grandparents plantation. I saw no one like me…. The last one a couple years ago had me thinking “Get Out…. Like Right Now, Get Out” Sorry Sean Stacy Kathy Jim Jr and Kimberly BUT y’all parents can’t keep inviting me to this shit

@emeraldkattable Ай бұрын

Plantation? You mean a farm?

@RaggamuffinForever Ай бұрын

@@emeraldkattable umm, you can mean whatever you wish but I meant what i meant. But enjoy Josh’s jokes. He’s the entertainment here not me. Take care.

@BIBLE-a-s-m-r Ай бұрын

❤

Ай бұрын

I love being the only black guy at functions. The show literally revolves around ne.

@bluespade2326 2 күн бұрын

Trying to sound so much like dude that was canceled Matt rife. Same rhythm.

@sherylsims278 Ай бұрын

Truth

@meighanlynne Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jeffforbess6802 Ай бұрын

I read Tolkeinism. I’m such a nerd.

@N1NJ46UY Ай бұрын

Only facts were spoken

@erikadlloyd5586 26 күн бұрын

You only one in the D&D game😂😂😂😂

@NeversurrenderMM66 7 күн бұрын

I was the only white person at a friend's surprise birthday party her husband threw. I teased him that I was the token white chick. 😅

@chefbri6805 Ай бұрын

My husband is white and I called out his step mom for being racist (she doesn't talk about blacks around me but every other ethnicity. Still racism) but she thinks she's not racist. She also uses me as by saying her son is married to a black woman". It's just gross and my hubby does not see her as his mom but as the woman his dad remarried after his mom died. He was grown when his mom died btw.

@Free.Clear3802 Ай бұрын

I've been this 'token'. It is weird.

@daynataylor8251 Ай бұрын

Hilarious

@kpepperl319 Ай бұрын

I used to work at the Asia society museum in NYC... I invited one of my friends to go to a holiday party... He was like... Why is the Asia Society Museum's full of white people 😅... We are both Asian. I think the president of the museum at the time was Asian but I would say at least 80% white 😅

@isismojica7440 Ай бұрын

I dont go anywhere where Im the only one of anything

@launabseeme Ай бұрын

If you are a true friend of this Black Dude!😂 Then you should be watching all of his videos at least 5 times, like them, sending them to your friends and leaving comments about how funny my guy JJ is!😂😂😂😂#imarealone

@FutureStar1533 Ай бұрын

Lucky for me I have zero white friends 😂

@balloonhatch Ай бұрын

❤️‍🔥🦄

@dionnepeprah6783 27 күн бұрын

😩😆🤣😭

@robertlee7351 3 күн бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@kennethmaye 29 күн бұрын

hahahahahaaa

@arondajackson1880 Ай бұрын

Until it is not an issue then we will not be able to use it as one.

@nickballin8531 Ай бұрын

So funny

@beachlover9705 Ай бұрын

Wouldn't be surprised if his GF is Yt also

@k.c.l6902 23 күн бұрын

😅😅😅

@buildingsbeginnings Ай бұрын

wHHite friends lol

@Imxlnt2 Ай бұрын

Instead of judging, enjoy who you are with.

@johntuel2375 Ай бұрын

That is actually probably the hardest part about being a white dude that just wants to be friends with anybody that simply isn't an egomaniacal D-bag. I'll be just trying to hang out and blaze up and be buddies and then they point out something token that I never would have even considered and then it's awkward and I have to just let them have the rest of the blunt so I can leave haha. On the flipside, waaaaay back in the mid to late 2000s, my old music partner and I used to stumble into this black bar in Seattle occasionally (I wanna say it was called Kings Street or something like that) and we looked like a pair of nite-lites in the room because of how much our pastey whiteness shined in there haha.

@ellanina801 Ай бұрын

I love being one of few white people in a crowd of POC’s. At any rate, as a white person, I’ve been in those moments if white fragility, but i stuck it out. the fact you left when they were being vulnerable makes me sad. Its those moments like that youNEED to talk about stuff. There is a lot that we cant really understand about the Black experience, but we can try ☮️🌈💜