THIS VIDEO IS OUTDATED, new updated version: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ep-GrM6onuDOpWw.html I hope you enjoyed this very unconventional video. I really enjoyed doing a subject that was as vague and not well defined in lore as this one. Correction: There may have been different types of khajiit in tes games, since every khajiit race looks different in every main installment of the games. DEGENERATES! Oh and to my new arch nemesis mr "Flames of Chaos" first era video is on the way but this one became priority to finish when someone provided me with new sources.

Wish you put this much effort into our romantic relationship.....

M'aiq knows many things some things that he doesn't want to know.

*_D E G E N E R A T E S_* I'm certain Todd knew exactly what he started

In morrowind they have a place that's pretty much a strip club

purely coincidental that this happened to be one of the longer videos

Well, when two Lusty Argonian maids really love each other...

Actually Argonians and other races can procreate....with the help of a god. If you did the Shivering Isles expansion in Oblivion, you’ll find out that Sheogorath helped assist in the creation of a Child between an Argonian and a Human who wanted one.

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One hand on my phone. And one hand on my meal cause im hungry.

I think it should be noted that even if Argonians have a different reproductive process their reproductive organs are similar to man and mer. At least that’s what the Lusty Argonian Maid suggests.

The mixed race couple on Solstheim actually married when the man was already on the older side. They met when he went on a depressive episode and refused to eat - she was a temple worker and nursed him back to health. I think she's a little older herself, but he's obviously aging faster.

Someone visited Loverslab.

Going with the mother's race is just an excuse not to have hybrids in game.

Well in Morrowind Dibella is described as being the most popular god in Cyrodil with many cults dedicated to her. Actually the point about sex being more open in High Rock/Hammerfell is backed up in a poem book called 'A Less Rude Song' the lyrics describe that at least in High Rock and Hammerfell sex and nudity is casual and common and that Dunmer society is much more conservative in comparison.

10/10 content. Havent been this hard and learning at the same time since reading the real Barenziah.

I ALWAYS been courious about this in Elder Scrolls, very interesting video :)

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And this is why you don’t fall asleep on auto-play

You always find the weirdest topics. Never change Imperial.

Dyveth Fyr of House Telvanni seemed to get it on rather well. Happened to be with reverse sex clones of himself, but he got it on.

Birds and the bees with imperial knowledge

Although the extent by which one can control whom they fall in love with is rather minimal, but NOT nonexistent despite what some would say, I find it perfectly reasonable that an elf would be relunctunt to marry somebody who would die of old age before they are even so much as middle aged. It's just like how, in our own world, people will tend to avoid situations where they could end up falling in love with somebody who they know will most likely die decades before they do. They aren't cruel in this, they merely just avoid what they know to enevitably end in heartache and sorrow. Even from the perspective of the one of the two spouses who is going to die of old age sooner, they have to relyze the emotional anguish that this will eventually put their spouse through, and due to empathy, might be unwilling to put them through that themselves, and so they don't. The elf one of the spouses to be might also decide not to marry because they know that their own offspring, and maybe even their own grandoffspring, will probably die of old age before they do, and no true parent ever wishes to outlive their own children. All of this would explain why, even if the human beings and the elves of Nirn didn't all too often have prejudice against each other so much, marriages between the two species would still nevertheless be quite rare indeed, albeit not as rare as it is with the prejudices in tact.

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In regards to Mer it could be a case of them having longer menstrual cycles and thus more time between their windows of fertility have more time between them.

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we have seen the result of a very unique coupling that brings up more questions than answers. The arena champion The Grey Prince. Whose mother was an orc and father was a Nobel imperial.... amongst other things?

I’ll hold it with My feet, I need both hands... To hold My coffee

Before thalmor: it was waiting After thalmor: eugenics

The reason why the Thalmor haven't attacked again is there population is still rebuilding but the Imperials population have been rebuilt and military is almost and if not fully rebuilt and if the Empires military is rebuilt that would explain why the Thalmor haven't invaded again since they would lose the war

Those damn elves aint loyal,,,

"Please keep both hands on your phone" One-Handed Increased. One-Handed Increased. One-Handed Increased.

I think that there is a racial purification in High Elf culture, but I think it's more around selective breeding or maybe genetic rinsing using magic. At least that's what I like to think.

What an interesting topic! You should keep on with these more unknown details on lore. Keep going with the good work!

Also, all forms of Khajiit can interbreed. It would be normal in Khajiiti culture to see an Ohmes-raht mate with a Dagi-Raht.

I might be wrong but if I remember correctly an average mer lives about 300 years. Whereas humans about a 100. So, if a mer went with a human for a long term relationship I imagine it'd be when the mer is over a 100 years old. Now, if it was only for fun then the age differences won't matter as much. Which seems to be how Bretons came to be. Slave Masters took advantage of their nedic maids and resulted in children. And I think argonians and cats live to the same age as humans? In one of the lore books, it talks about Talos' dark elf mistress and how he forced her to have an abortion. Their high elf doctor seemed uneasy to do this because according to the doctor, it is harder for elven women to get pregnant. I think it was in the barenziah book? There are also quests throughout TES that involve members of different species trying to hook up. The dark elves seem to be the horniest of the bunch. I get the impression that some elven males have a fetish for human females.

This is really good content. Great job on not saturating the market with the same topics.

Good to comment specifically on this one but thank you so much for these videos! They help a lot with roleplaying on different platforms with Tamrielic characters c:

I think it’s quite possible that the Argonians were just dumb beasts before the Hist arrived. And them being Daedra they could alter them into what they are now, but only at birth. It is from the Hist that they get their intelligence (or soul so to speak), so without them they just grow to become giant lizards. The Hist obviously would’ve done this to have servants in the world. As all of the powerful Daedra do.

Thanks for the great lore videos my friend!

I like to think in the city of Orcs, only the leader can have multiple wives but every man can only have 1

yo the real barenzieh in daggerfall hits different

The Sexy Scrolls

21 minutes of the elder scrolls sex lore, this will be weird but lore is lore so here we go

Real nice research you did there. I didn't know I was curious about the topic till I found this xD wish it was a bit more covered up in the games or in-game books. It's just biology

This video has been instrumental in the "research" for many fans.

I'm surprised you didn't mention the passage in The Real Barenziah pt 7 "It is her child. Children are few among (dark) elves. No woman conceives more than four and that is very rare. Two is the allotted number. Some bear none, some only one. If I take this one from her, she may not conceive again." Now, this does run counter to what has been confirmed that Mer are more fertile among other Mer, but I'm not sure I recall any confirmed Dunmer who has more than 4 children...It is probable like you suggest with the Altmer, that children are a concern for much later in life and most do not have more than 2...but I know there were a number of people who interpreted this line to mean Dunmer are only physically capable of 4...and even then only rarely.

This guy just spoiled where baby's come from

Nice and informative video. I have experimented a bit in the new mobile game castles. Argonians can strangely procreate with seemingly any other race. It is also seems like the children more often inherit their race from the mother than the father.

The references to the Moon could be like a metaphor and the Khajiit kittens or children could be naturally random I'm guessing I don't know

I think I read that the Dunmer have the same procreation rates as the Altmer. The only ones with higher fertility are the bosmer.

The Hist is a Elder Monstrosities Horror, that fine and uses the Lizard as slaves, and morph them to suits their master need.

So when are you going to do the artillery only challenge?

Welcome back, and get well soon!

I didn't get that 2 hands joke so I picked up my phone then got it

what did you mean by censored and uncensored books? were there uncensored versions in the actual game?

Actually something I never thought of (probably because it's totally censored in ES), but a really interesting topic

We do actually see the practice of BDSM in a brothel in one of the Dark Elf cities in Online.

You should read up on the Skyrim book racial philologiany and some forum posts about it, I know form post are definitely not official lore but they might mention some things that are confirmed in game

I have no doubt that the dwemer would eventualy find a way to cross breed khajiit. If so that means someone would cover it up.

Magical birth control, fetus deletus

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I misread the title as Sex, Relationships & Procastination. My brain must be trying to tell me something...

Nice video! Different style!

There also used to be bandage in ESO but they may have removed it

2 hands on my phone 🥶

He was 20 when they fell in love cremessius was. She was about 140.

Oh look, you're trying so hard to keep out vulgar stuff out of this video.... well guess what DEMONETIZED

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14:31 there is a refere to what? I can't catch it

So we are having now REAL conversation

now i can lvl up my one handed.

Maybe some info about the other races from nirn like those snake people (I'm sorry I forgot the name of the race).

Imperial Knowledge: The Divine Tribunal outlawed oral s*x Me: I guess we know where Almalexia fell in the swallow or spit debate.

Really interesting to see all this brought together. Thanks! Personally, for both mer only and mer and man couples, I would go with the fertility theory. Or rather; ovulation. Ovulation can simply be much rarer for elves than once a month or the cycle could be much longer, thus making it easy to avoid ovulation with a little bit of planning. A female, of any race (usually), can only get pregnant if there's seed inside the uterus when the egg travels there. (This might be highly different for Argonians.) The egg will only stay there for 24 hours (in a human) before being discarded (Best Before date is highly short lol). For a woman, that's a TINY window. In the case of the male... it depends on how long his seed can survive. Fewer days means you need to have sex closer to ovulation. But if a couple knows when the female ovulates, not having sex at most six days before and not until one day after ovulation (unless you use protection) is enough. And if a female mer's fertile cycle is double or triple the lenght of a human's? That's a LOT of days when you can do whatever you very much like with no risk of pregnancy. And then there's the issue of unovulatory cycles where a female simply pass through the fertile cycle without any chance of pregnancy whatsoever, and they're not super uncommon either. In a male mer and female human couple, the human will still have their usual chances for pregnancy. (And with the Bretons we know it was this kind of combination that was the norm, which makes sense.) What about with a female mer and male human then? It could simply be down to that the different races having different ratios of hormones and enzymes in their natural lubrication and seed, something that promotes the movement of human seed. This doesn't mean one race's seed is less potent than the other, it just means it would take more or longer for it to reach the goal, so to speak. From a biological and logical point of view, I do find that this makes some of the most sense. As for Bosmer, it's possible their ability to have more children comes from not practicing birth control. Or, as they and their lore origin is in most cases tied to the land, might have a faster cycle or similar enzymes/hormone cocktail to humans since, since one origin of the different races argue, the races of man came from the Wandering Ehlnofey which were shaped by (the hardships of) Nirn more than trying to keep Nirn at bay/away (like the other half of their race). As Bosmer apparently "integrated" more with Nirn later (because of their concordat with Y'ffre through the Green Pact), they could have gotten that change as well. It's all very interesting to think about though, so thank you for giving all the ideas. Bonus: TES6 (since it now seems highly unlikely to be set in Elsweyr) could hopefully contain some info on the Khajiit as far as how their subrace is decided. Just one quest. That shouldn't be that hard, right? Or a book.

Ok,I'll throw this out there beacuse it got me thinking but Do Dunmer and Redguard's get circumcised?? I mean getting Ash or sand under your foreskin would be annoying and could cause Infections so wouldn't be easier to remove it?

maybe bit late but is there any info if bretons have longer life spans than most humans I assume it must be a little bit more sins they have some elven genetics ?

True hybrid races in Elder Scrolls aren't gonna happen again in lore because it's a nightmare for the game developers to create every possible combination and sub-combinations can you imagine a half Orc half Khajiit with Altmer traits? lmao Bretons we're made possible because the Derenni elves had so many Nede sex slaves essentially that the Derenni/Nede offspring could mate with each other and they're own offspring would be identical to they're parents. The creation of a new hybrid race could only happen if those circumstances repeated themselves which is extremely unlikely Dunmer and Altmer hate each other and everyone else lmao Argonians and Khajiit also hate each other and basically everyone dislikes the Orcs

If elven puberty starts at about 19 years of age, that means 19-20 year old mer has the mental capacity of 12-13 year old human.

Sounds so awesome

Men and Mer also generally can't stand each other, barring the Bosmer of course.

What was the name here? At 13:18 to 13:21 ish.

Ok, I'll hold it with my two hands... :( I have a question; we all know that skyrim is poorly populated, but what about high rock? I mean, Is a shorter province and bretons have elven blood, so they probably dont procreate so much

Altmer probably just pull out to decrease the chance of inception. While not 100% effective irl, it will decrease the chances, especially if the pullout game is strong.

This is going to be on my watch history forever, now :(.

Considering abortion is so rampant in the western world, I can easily see merkind doing something similar.

16:20 I thought that was only confirmed with the Suthay and Suthay-Raht breeds?

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*man with one hand Am I a joke to you Ik this is a old video but I’m going through and watching them

So a vid about the Dabelline art

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i always thought that mer, men, khajiiti and argonians were the species, then dark elves, high elves and wood elves are all races, with imperials, and nords being races, like we have asians and caucasians etc. in real life

"An alfiq is fine too..."

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I thought Altmer lived up to 1000 years?

8:07 I thought of a reason the high elves would have fewer children. It has to do with their culture, probably that fewer mortal lives means more souls in aetherius. Or it could be a form of eugenics in that they choose not to have more children in attempt to lessen the likelihood devolution of the altmer race would occur

Khajits and moons -> maybe actually a hormonal cycle in biology like in the real world (periods/hormones roughly the same length of a moon cycle)??? Interesting lore topic.

I know this is an extremely old video, but the captions are assuming you're speaking in dutch and so they're transliterating english into dutch and making a very weird mismatch of captions.

So there could possibly be a Argonian-Khajiit cross breed out there in Tamriel???

Two wrenches to be thrown one the bretons they are men-mer or put another way man-elf Or half-elfen multiple times over kind of like the elves of Rivendell in Lord of the Rings But now for the far more serious problem the orc champion of the arena in Oblivion The Gray Prince 1/2 Breton half-orc vampire dunpeal so yeah it's a lot more complicated than claiming they take after the mother's race always I mean minotaurs disprove that And in the Elder Scrolls all minotaurs are descendants of Alycia the slave Queen and her consort Maura House of the man bull in fact the first few true Emperors were minotaurs