My dog is 100% aware of the pill in the peanut butter, and now comes running every time someone opens the bottle because she understands that she's still getting peanut butter out of the bargain.

I haven’t heard of “Medusa and her Autistic GF who can’t make eye contact” before, but I *HAVE* heard of “Medusa and her Blind GF who can’t make eye contact”.

Those two early posts mesh really well, for some unfortunate reason. "We could have TWO ball pits!" .... "You are braver than you think."

Drawing comics while listening to these hit different.

0:54 Now I'm imagining demeter going to see ares for a crash course on CQC in order to train for the warpath she's getting ready to go on to save persephone. Like if John Wick was a lady in her late 40s/ early 50s.

💧🔫 🏄‍♀️ Water gun so powerful it MADE the ocean and a person surfing on it. They came from the Backrooms and Pool Rooms respectfully!

0:59 Jokes on you, my personality is so fucking broken you'll have to do a 3 season long Isekai quest with a busty catgirl, a lewd orc tomboy, and a motherly elf just to find the fragments!

In the middle of a really stressful move to a different country right now, this is absolutely what I needed right now! Thank you, pm, for making these videos and brightening everyone's day/night :)

6:55 "CANNOT" or "WILL NOT"? tou'd be surprised how many times you actively refuse to relax for whatever reason 9:20 fun fact! Chell can cannonically speak! She just refuses to out of spite in both games!

8:33 This is basically how the creator gods work in a fantasy setting that my friends and I came up with. They created the multiverse for their own entertainment.

People taking issue with others being happy and enjoying things is one of my all time pet peeves, like I have old friends who seem to take issue with the fact that I actually enjoyed highschool

6:46 you just reinvented the “personal office”. Mine would be a gaming/art studio space with wall to wall shelves. A place for everything and everything in its place 😊

"using my telekinesis to ask you to bring me a treat from the store" ah, Saiki K

For giving your pets medicine, give it to them in marshmallows. They don't know what texture to expect from marshmallows, so the pills are normal to them.

I love rewatching videos and binges and mega binges and ULTRA BINGES. and getting called out by things like "to go to the dentist"

6:47 Don't vibrate too hard now, we don't need space-time to collapse.

Waking up, turning on KZfaq and finding a new PM binge compilation makes me SSOOOO HAPPY!! :D

8:12 this is just omniscient reader but from the constellation's viewpoint

11:15 I love how the entire internet has head cannoned medusa as a lesbian.

5:21 “Vhen ze patient voke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor vuz never heard from again!”

2:35 MAN, i already thought i was a God, thanks for believing in me and doubling my power young Paco

I have no idea if the people in the Owl City post know that a grapefruit spoon is a real thing or not

If you want to know, they sell Dino chickie nuggies at Harris Teeter if there’s one near you. (I only know this because I work as a cashier at a Harris Teeter.)

11:00 My favourite Blorbo is nicknamed "ladders". How dare she take my Blorbo away from me! How is he meant to go up and he meant to go down?!

Mushrooms are magic. They are technically neither animals, nor plants. Also, they are not alive or dead and only exist to feed on decay and subsume material into their mycelium mass

0:42, I feel this. it’s been a slight issue for me this year. I currently have 3 late Spanish assignments and I’ve done only a few math assignments before the lunch of the day it’s due.

I like P.M. Seymour videos because it’s like reading time and I get to have someone read to me! And I enjoy that

Magic is two things, that which cannot be explained, and a feeling that can't be explained.

Is it weird I love falling asleep to these. Something soothing about PM’s voice

0:10 YOOOO IT AIMZEY Edit: If I had a nickel for every time Seymour acidentally featured a post by a nieche internet celebrity. I would probably have more than two nickels. (Idk man I don't know how to count)

5:57 recently the canon has been doing that for me a bit

My Granny won't be able to hear that yell, be louder!

1:06 is literally the plot of an episode of The Transformers (the 1984 cartoon)

0:21 *ahem* THE SEYMOUR-BILE

6:48 Do people not wanna do that..? Like, Give me a room. Full of drones, Legos, and rockets and I'm set.

omg hades one is zagreus, son of Hades and Persephone fighting his way out of the underworld, hades 2 seems like it will be about Melinoë fighting to get to the bottom of the underworld. hades 3 will be a prologue where you play as Demeter with a shotgun

8:11 this, no joke, is an actually canon character in Dungeons and Dragons Forgotten Realms lore. Her name is Old Jawbones and scryes on humans because it's hilarious entertainment.

Ayy, a binge comp that comes out on my bday. Thank you Mr. see more

That ace attorney post made me chuckle. Especially when I thought it said animal feces. ‘Cause then I pictured simian attorneys throwing dookie around the court room. 😝

3:40 we really just gonna forget the entire constellation of Capricorn?

Just realised, 0:26 is an aussie, i’m now mildly concerned

12:10 I am happy to say that those are the three characters that popped into my head.

10:37 This still happens when a manga doesn't have an English translation and the creators refuse to make an official one

Way to grt your dog to take their meds: Pretend to not want them to eat it and just kinda pat them on this head, but angrily

Hewwo, all you eggcellent and breathtaking people! I hope everyone has a wonderful week.

3:10 as someone who's in an owl city discord where one of the bots had "now playing grapefruit spoon" in its bio and me having no idea what that meant until one of the members showed me this... it's nice to know that owl city is getting recognized elsewhere LOL

all this autism in this video makes me feel happy i finally get to know about people like me and unlike my family which usually degrades me for such acts :D

19:50 The world's oldest living dog is in the 30s in human years

Is the time traveling goatfish a reference to that time Red of OSP got really mad about all those sites spreading an unsourced myth about a time traveling goatfish?

I got this video from 999 likes to 1000. I knew this day would come eventually. Thank you P.M. Seymour.

Luz - Goober Anne - Goober but I would be too if I spent 5 months in a frog world Molly - not really, but Scratch is XD

9:01 Whoever this person is me and them are the same person, I am left handed and my memory is poor.

Guys….is it weird that I actually have a photo of a Pervitin bottle as my Home Screen?

0:40 FOWQ I have 80 HDs.

12:03 may i introduce you to inanimate insanity season two. lightbulb is the best thing to ever graze my mind.

When you spot yourself being a menace in the background of a TV show.

10:30 🧹⚽️🕳️💣🔭📡⏲️⏰ i promise there was an actual thought process here but i could never explain it because i don't know what it was

0:41 is calling me out on my procrastination... I still have to set up my student account for a local university that I spent so much money on applying to, plus need to go through FAFSA process to see how much I can afford for full-time studies... And my brain is NOT cooperating. 😭 At the latest, tonight, because I need to finish these processes asap.

18:20 *me legit eating spaghetti while watching this video* hm, considered

1:07 that football (I live in the us) that hit me in the head in fifth grade

Good afternoon to those who celebrate it! I'm so late because Chili's, also Binge Hours wooooo!

@2:36 Mulan in the background and a girl worth fighting for is hitting harder than it should atm

6:49 Enlightened take: that's what man-caves have been this whole time.

I said it on the original video but i'll say it again here.... Can the dragon watching my tv series life do something to add some excitement??

I AM NOT ONE DIET COKE CAN TALL

3:40 was- was that an OSP reference?

6:42 thats called an aquarium

Violently American you say? I once saw a picture of mountain dew and doritos cupcakes

5:13 Was..was that a Boondocks reference?

12:07 i am going to give Andy a hi-five

0:07 AIMSEY?? YOO

7:22 POV: you caught Serial Designation N off guard

Pog Compilation

10:34 🛁🔌⚡️

i had this in 2x speed for 6 minutes and didnt even notice

13:21 how do you get that Pokémon??? I don’t think I remember it

CHEESUS CHRIST, IT WAS RIGHT THERE

i cast Mushroom That Makes You Foam at the Mouth! (it’s super effective!)

Binge compilation ‼️‼️

16:30 *ahem* Weird Al

🏒🦑 All I need is this squid and this hockey stick to bring the chaos

I feel like realistic skeleton sans and papyrus would creep me the heck out.

16:36 Senshi.

12:10 kiff but to a lower degree of gooberness (over on didknee plus)

13:17 IT’S FANFICTION

16:23 Amalee, Kaggy films

"this is how my partner got me to watch Jojo" I have been watching your content for either months or years at this point (time is a construct I don't understand) and I never even considered the possibility of P.M Seymour, the Tumblr funny man, having a relation of any kind. I feel like the side character who was away for an entire arc and it's just like "THEY'RE PART OF A THING NOW?" causing the entire audience to cringe from the way the line was delivered. side note i now understand and feel the spirit of tumblr posts having written this and i am now considering existing there outside of these awesome videos other side note this isnt intended to be negative in any way, just mentioning that in case you weird people in the comments wanted to frame it that way

Evil snom is a paradox

3:33 You mean Capricorn?

13:18 funny story. I watched a review of assassin’s pride, an harem anime that is the most edgy, blatantly self indulgent crap from what I heard, but the setting was such a cool fucking idea I went “mine now” and stole it

I haven no idea if this will be seen, but I just want to say, I love you Andy, please, keep being you...*kisses you on the forehead like a small kitten*

To see the dentist There, ya happy?

4:40 Literally

12:10 YES

8:15 i'm sorry did you mean morpho knight?

11:36 Did anyone else notice that parakeets' profile picture is Hooty from The Owl House?

EXCUSE ME I AM ONE AND THREE QUARTERS OF A DIET COKE CAN TALL THANK YOU VERY MUCH

13:00 99% of all Shonen Anime

12:10 oh... he just like me

YO aimsey?! 17:33