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This book is the worst thing ever of all time

So, when I was a young teen, I bought that book. Not too long after I bought it, my house burned down. I never thought I would be saying this, but I'm glad the house fire happened because that book is now in Hell where it belongs.

You know what sucks? I grew up LOVING shane. I started watching him when I was 10... yea let that sink in. And I admired everything he did including writing this dumpster-fire book. I asked my parents to get me this book for Christmas when I was around 12 (? maybe I can’t remember the exact age but still fairly young and impressionable) and the worst part? I loved this book... I thought it was hilarious bc it was “typical shane” ... I’m 17 now and it grosses me out thinking about how much I loved him & this book as a literal CHILD. Especially after seeing his predatory behavior-if the r*cism and countless insensitive jokes towards multiple communities wasn’t enough. And obviously I’ve grown a lot since then and I see what a garbage, insensitive, disturbing, deranged human Shane Lee Yaw is. Also, somewhat off topic, but can I just point out how unfunny shane is? He’s not even a comedian. He just says shocking or unethical things that forces people to make an awkward laugh because they don’t know what else to do. This man is unbelievably untalented. Take a look at Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, & Kurtis Conner for a small example. They’re actual comedians who have a KZfaq platform. Even if you dont like their particular humor, you can still call them comedians because you can acknowledge their comedic style. They don’t rely on being insensitive or immoral to garner a few laughs. Thanks to anyone who actually read this ramble lol I’m just forever haunted by the fact that I use to love sh*ne d*wson and fell for all his manipulative tactics geared towards kids... it unsettles me til this day.

Shane be like: I can't be racist I'm my own black friend

y’all. Shane had to read these for an audio book which makes it worse

“I am not racist, some of my best friends are black. People don’t do that for other things do they? I am not a murderer, some of my best friends are alive” - Sean Lock

„I‘m not a racist, that‘s just how I grew up“ Yeah Sherlock that‘s literally true for every racist. Doesn‘t make you less racist, just makes it a systemical issue that people have pointed out to you and you decided to ignore it instead of trying to better yourself.

As a Mexican, hearing Shane make that taco joke just made me sigh. Mexicans really bust their asses to make a living and the best thing they can do quickly is sell street food because they need to survive. My parents have lived difficult childhoods because of their situations and I'm glad their honest work has payed off, because they deserve it. Shane doesn't.

As a person with Tourette's, Shane's behavior is very disrespectful. He thinks that the tics make him "quirky" in someway and somewhat glorifies Tourette's. I personally don't have severe tics that disrupt my daily life but acting like Shane does is making a mockery and a false image of Tourette's that is simply not true. Just because someone has Tourette's does mean they will swear uncontrollably, it effects everyone differently.

The last time i heard about this guy was because of his cat. He really loved it.

Man, this is almost definitely not the main point of the video, but as someone with Tourette’s myself… I would jot be surprised in the slightest if he did that. I would be surprised if he DIDNT, frankly. People do that shit all the time, but what they don’t realize is that it can actually put people in real danger; one of my tics is me shouting “oh, fuck off! Thank you!”aggressively, and my psychologist was genuinely scared for my safety after I developed that one because of how many unsafe situations it could put me in (IE I’m walking down the street and do that tic, some drunk dude hears it and gets aggressive and tries to stab me). Like,,,,, as much as you might think Tourette’s can be funny (and sometimes it can; I mean ffs another one of my tics is the ‘noice’ vine, which can be pretty funny out of context), it can also be dangerous and there’s a reason it’s considered a disability. Anyways rant over, I just wanted to get that out there because ppl faking Tourette’s for fun happens CONSTANTLY and it gets on my nerves. I’ll prolly leave another comment after I finish the video fully lmao but oh well

As a french person, hearing James say "c'est impossible" has woken the baguette inside me

James, my yearbook is coming out soon. Should I send you a signed copy?

"There's something about him calling himself a pathological liar that makes me distrust him"

i would rather read 50 shades of grey 10 times over than have to hear Shane Dawson describe how he necked on with some girls elbow again

WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT “THE KISS” LIKE A BADLY WRITTEN WATTPAD ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS FANTASY AU FANFIC😭

James, you’re looking good these days man!

you deserve an award for going through books like this so we don't have to, man. a true hero.

As a proud masochist, even I don’t want to read Shane’s book

his Margaret Cho excuse is just so stupid, he HAS to be joking about that 😭

James: There may be some masochists here Markiplier: *I just wanna see how much my body can take*

Oh no James, now you've committed yourself to reading the sequel, "It Get's Worse" which quite frankly... get's worse

Genuinely started crying when he started talking about his mother’s swimsuit, and they weren’t laughing tears

As a queer person the “i can’t be racist I have black friends” hits so close to home because often times I hear “I cant be homo/transphobic I have gay/trans friends”

i took a what sexuality test today and one option for who your idol is is "Shane dawson: a caring and possible bisexual." that didn't age well

James, when is the colouring book coming out?

The fact that Shane said he made content for abused kids and treats abuse like it's nothing... Not a good look.

I feel like collectively, we’re all looking back on content Shane has made and wondering how the hell it wasn’t painfully obvious he was a narcissistic prick all along. I guess when you’re a tween, the “edginess” blinds you to the shiftiness.

James burning away his braincells reading Shane Dawson book for our entertainment.

Hey James! If it’s not to much of a bother, could you prefer closed captioning? I love your videos, but I’m hard of hearing and occasionally have a hard time understanding what you’re saying. Much Love ✨❤️

cuddling with family members is pretty normal, actually, but he manages to make it sound really fucking weird.

I don’t understand how Shane was openly like this for so long. Hell, I was sucked into the whole documentary thing too. Never bought anything thankfully but it was just...all out here? Damn. I’m slightly upset with myself. I suppose it means I’ve grown though.

We know the grandma thing is a joke because we know Shane likes them MUCH younger.

Don't ask why I have Dr Who on my screen, I don't know what to tell you.

This whole book is just a poorly written fanfiction he wrote about himself if I've ever seen one.

if you think about it. if james has a script or if he’s talking freely, it’s almost like an english book report essay that you are forced to do in high school except he’s doing it for content at his own free will.

james lookin swaggy with the blue light background

i lowkey forgot shane dawson existed

I just thought of a quite fitting name for this series, "Literatorture"

james making a brand out of knowing spanish and then pronouncing chorizo "choritza" is genuinely the biggest betrayal of 2021

you making me listen to Shane's voice aint forgivable sir

Shane blaming his "environment" for him being racist is like if I where homophobic since I live with a homphobic family. but I'm not, in fact I am lgbtq+. I could understand if not one single person ever told him what he did or said was racist and he was a actual child and he decided to change then that would be understandable. but no, he was old enough to know better and take responsibility for his actions. and even though many many people said what he said and did where racist he didn't think he was in the wrong still.

Shane’s Thesaurus: Racist- Synonym-No black friend(s) Antonym-Black friend(s)

I feel like Shane and Onision would read each others books and actually enjoy them

my question is what editor let him publish this... and did no one on his management team, friends, or family tell him that this was the most horrifying book on the planet

shane described that second kiss like he’s writing a smut fanfiction on wattpad..

Shane Dawson is like a rotten onion. You keep pulling back layers in curiosity and it keeps getting worse and worse

Shane Dawson: I hate myself. Me: We hate yourself too, dude.

I'm like 50 something seconds in and James calling Shane's book the worst means he hasn't yet read Onision's trilogy. James, you HAVE to read one of Onision's books. They're a disaster.

I have Tourette's syndrome and Shane's presentation of tics is incredibly disrespectful and ableist. The vast majority of people with Tourette's don't swear as tics - I do and it's not the "weird fun quirky" thing that it's shown as here. Swearing without meaning to isn't fun, it's frustrating, just as other tics are. I need a cane and often a wheelchair due to my Tourette's, I'm not happy with my disability being portrayed as a joke. This is offensive to those of us who do swear, and those of us with Tourette's who don't.

“We’re not here on a moral pilgrimage, we’re here to suffer.” Every school’s secret slogan.

Oh god the book is so bad I listened to the audio book about 3 years ago and even when I was a huge supporter of his I was cringing hard

It's very telling that the greatest moral achievements of Shane's life are simply not doing horrible things to people. And it's never because he concludes it isn't right or grows as a person and moves past it, it's because they explicitly come to him and describe the problems they struggle with.

Dude Shane Dawson genuinely makes me feel some weird type of disgust, he's so gross in every way possible. Even so many years later after making this book he's STILL as disgusting as back then. I can't believe I ACTUALLY bought that book when I was like 10 and brought it to school. Embarrassing

I was eating when I heard the words "dick cheese" and I hold you personally responsible.

my theory is that james secretly played Edmund in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe the movie.

Shane is just genuinely not well there is something wrong. No one would think this way normally

I became horribly sick just watching this video about Shane's book.

"call me Taylor swift, right, because I don't know about you, but I'm feeling like this is a load of horse sh*t."- James Marriot, 2021

James as a cat owner would you disagree with piping cats

i bought this book when it came out. my dad looked through it and i was grounded. i never even got to open the book, still have no idea what was so bad.

The amount of disgust I feel knowing that this book exists...

I have mixed opinions (most being negative) towards this book. This past year in college I've had to read many pieces of literature that sound similar to shane's writing style in this. It's shocking, weirdly detailed, and has uncomfortably perverted childhood thoughts and details that shine a light on the idea that childhood is not always innocent. In a way, I can see why he might write like this because there are many texts that are written this way that are pretty famous, but I think to release something like this book in the 2010's is not a very good idea because (a) he's not a famous writer, (b) most famous literature like this was written a long time ago and (c) socially, there are countless reasons this is not cool for todays standards

Bad book club is the best creation since LiTEraTuRe

I read Shane’s book when it first came out and looking back now- there was so much in that book that wasn’t meat for kids, and Shane isn’t stupid he knew his audience:/

I'm in pain, hearing Shane read his nasty book hurts😃

God why is he so comfortable in this book? He admitted to multiple crimes in writing with his name on it..

The fact that I borrowed this from a library...

thats the necklace james got for secret santa :)) very pog

And then there’s the second book, where he kind of waters down the fucked up stories, which makes the book SUPER boring. Also has huge “nice guy” energy in the second book.

This book has one good thing about it: it makes you feel better about yourself when you see how messed up Shane is.

Freud would have a field day with Shane

Shane Dawson always terrified me

james... i pushed shane out of my brain, blocked him on all social media and simply pretend he doesnt exist but you brought back memories... and i hate them

i look back at shane’s videos and honestly, his energy is genuinely so off-putting. i cant say i’m surprised with the content of his book, seems on brand tbh 🤷

I haven't even watched the whole video and I already fear for my sanity

James Marriott: Let’s burn all copies of this book Everyone, even Ray Bradbury: that’s pretty metal 🤘

...my older sister has this book. She doesn’t like Shane anymore, but back when we didn’t know what a horrid person he was she was a pretty big fan

I was introduced to Shane Dawson at age 11 at a friends house. We loved his videos, and had no idea about his past of racism and all that other shit. I’m sad to say I used to be one of the people who would defend him on any whim, but I’m glad that I’ve learned the truth about his narcissistic, manipulative attitude. Thank you for being one of the people who helped educate me about Shane, I’m glad those times are over. I do miss Garret and Drew, though.

I’m still shocked James can read I thought that he had the butler do it for him

wait omg i thought it was a new book and i was about say tf is it about? cats? 💀

Lmao... James eyes are red from either crying after such trauma or he is high to forget about it or maybe just tired because he is up 3 in the mornin...

Shane's Dawson's sense of humor is that of a middle schooler in 2005 and it hasn't changed

i cannot believe i ever bought a shane dawson book.... like i gave him money

Ok, I bought this, BUT- I was an alcoholic so I was DEFINITELY making bad choices 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

His other weird allegations are just icing on the oversharing, disgusting shane dawson cake

james u look exceptionally attractive here stop

So who’s going to take one for the team and read what happened on that certain page?

James...I’m about to go to sleep, I’m going to have nightmares now

I unfortunately begged my mother to buy this book when I was younger. Sold it at a garage sale. I am still very sorry for the person who bought it.

hey james, there is this youtuber that isn’t very big but recently made a poetry book that i think you could react to! her youtube name is clickfortaz and her book is called its fine, it’s fine, it’s fine..(no it’s not). the book is on amazon and other websites that taz has said in one of her videos. you don’t have to read the book but it would be amazing to see your take on the book, hope you have a wonderful rest of your day

this book is making me ✨uncomfy ✨

I love the background lighting!

I remember being a young teen when he came to my town on his “It gets worse” book tour, and to think I waited in line to get my very own copy of the book signed by our once loved greasy napkin of a person makes me really think... “Huh, maybe Shane was right. It really does get worse.”

I just saw james’ story on Instagram and I’m not gonna lie james u look amazing I actually love the hair and you genuinely look like you’ve lost weight so keep up the good work can’t wait for the new song that’s defo getting number one on Spotify have a great day or rest of day also !!!

I wish we never heard Shane’s name again

Wonder if he talks about cats in the book?

Tbh it’s still surprising how long he managed to last on social media... should’ve been cancelled yonks ago

Shane should know by now that no one feels bad for him. he's a bad person who needs serious help