and an adult it received

It used its own little coded strategy and won, Petrus is lacking in Faith AND Intelligence

_"I am an adult."_

Sentinel: I am a adult

@@nuclearsimian3281 No, you are not

Man I laugh my ass out that specific fight

_I will run - he will hunt me in vain; I will hide - he'll be searching; I'll regroup - feign retreat, then pursue, coup de grâce, I will win, but never fight - that's the Art of War!_ - Mushroom child

I saw that earlier when someone did mushroom kids vs every npc

Mushgank

The same thing happened with a Black Knight in one of these videos.

Rotten clerics get what they deserve

Could have just said cleric, mate

@@KissyKaede Redditor found

No wonder why patches hates clerics…

@@KissyKaede Well, main reason to hate Petrus is what he does to rea, a maiden, as well as her two cleric friends, so nah, can't really make that a synonym ^^

And seated he was, on the ground, permanently

Mushroom Child new parents :D

Hall monitor putting a bully in a time out. #fuckpetrus

best comment today you made my day

omg now that you put it that way... a "religious" man preying on children? bruh.

I thought it would just be him getting binned for the whole video, but ending on that pathetic ass win was just the cherry on top

lmao like hes hyping up the crowd in a WWE match

I was hoping that he'd next have to fight a Painted World of Ariamis hollow that would kick his ass. Also, I'm curious if he'd try to attack the zen hollow chilling in New Londo and R2 himself right over it and off the ledge, like so many players have done.

Now if it was a _torch wielding_ pink hollow, this would've ended much differently. Lmao

@@katsu1715 The greatest heel of all time.

I'm pretty sure a hit in the face with a toy tonka hurts more than his bitch ass mace with his like 8 strength.

Even a toy truck would do some damage, Petrus on the other hand...

I'd say more like an eraser shaped like a truck

@@mattoo6597 the eraser is also just hard enough so it can't erase things

Had me in the first half

Mans lied on his cleric interview. Couldn't even kill a skeleton, the one thing he's supposed to....

Unfortunately lady ends up going hollow after you purchase all her miracles.

@@NexusKin That's just the world of Dark Souls being cruel. At least she had a faith-related purpose for awhile. She was a pure soul who didn't deserve any of the bad things that happened to her. Also at least the Chosen Undead was good company for her for awhile.

Diavolo: First time?

@@pokimanefartcompilation Man, before today I didn't even know that the necromancer fight back, that's how lame Petrus is to me

That butcher may not be the strongest, but he sure as hell put fear into Petrus's heart

Petrus: "Leave me alone! Just give me five more seconds of precious life!" Butcher: "If you make me chase you I swear on Gwyn's charcoal nipples I'll make you regret it!"

Ikr the entire time I was thinking "Kill the bitch kill the bitch kill the bitch" while I watched the chase happen

And he lost to a girl, haha.

What is in the Butcher’s offhand? I don’t recall that.

DS community: And this ain't one of them

he could probably defeat the baldur knight tho

@@GunRunner106 i hoped that he will kill him, but failed, but i am interested in more things like armored hollow knight, ariamis hollow, or this with torches

@@EdgeOfDarknezz there's a good chance for him to beat the baldur.... torch hollow would fuck'em up tho.....

This is the 2nd time i seen the shroom child bamboozle someone on this channel.

smol child and big giant= best buddies

Smartest Petrus moment

Lautrec at least has style. Even if you like the Elite Cleric armour, Petrus isn't even the 2nd best person in it.

Lautrec at least has the possibility of being redeemed. Noticeably he never harmed the Darkmoon Knightess from Anor Londo, meaning he wouldn’t nilly-willy steal every fire keeper soul that he found. There’s even fan theories that he was the Knight who protected the Knightess, basically the Carim honor code like how Egyon watched over his own charge, and may have even stolen a fire keeper soul solely to help relieve the Knightess’s pain since she she needed humanity to avoid suffering.

@@JC-eo2qe Hawkshaw made a video about this recently

I killed him as soon as I saw him I thought the community prolly liked him and would hate me but guess not

I mean, Lautrec at least offers to help in 2 boss fights and seems to have a motivation regarding the Firekeeper Soul that points to a more benevolent purpose. He's just a giant asshole about it, which is charming in its own way. Petrus on the other hand is useless, condescending, and a sinister backstabber who even Patches of all people has a problem with.

The Mushroom child doesn't count,He could have killed it if the lil shit didn't run away

@@neutralplayer7895 lil shroom was able to lure him into a trap, still counts

@@neutralplayer7895 It's like saying he could have beat the sentinel if it stopped attacking

@@neutralplayer7895 that's the mushroom kid's playstyle, being number 2

That's another video I'd love to see- Petrus vs bosses. Obviously he'd lose everytime but it would be fun to watch him get his ass beat.

I’m pretty sure they have stolen that sound effect from one of the enemies from Quake.

_Really? I admit to have been victim of that grab attack at least twice in all my playthroughs._ (before I started exploiting the trees for cover)

@@MrDibara I almost never fought these fellas, out of my 2 dozen or so playthroughs of this game only like 4 times have I killed the gang

@@Sumea_Saukko That's a stock sound effect that lots of games used. It's also in Duke Nukem 3D anytime a Pigcop spawns.

@@RichterTheRat Yeah, i believe the enemy is called ”Ogre” in Quake. They use the same exact sound effect.

I thought if nothing else he could at least kill. One. Single. Skeleton. I was wrong. I mean come on man you have a hammer and can heal it shouldn't be hard

It gives me joy-niptions.

Carthusis

yeah

Even if it did fight back it would win

@@dalion-asn definitely. considering its parent one shots maybe it 3-4 shots

Petrus: You can't beat me. Child: I can't. *Points at the Child Protective Sentinel* Child: HE can.

Hahaha lol

Drop kicked to death. I was hoping for the goold 1 2 with Andre's signature.

Andre didn't even give Petrus the honor of being punched!

@@amysteriouspersonintophat1458 andre one "one punch man" him into oblivion

"this mofo ain't even worth to throw hands at, i'll just kick it to death"

Only way to fight against a stinky turtle aka petrus

I was expecting a horde of hollows climbing up the stairs

@@CallMeMimi27 honestly 3-4 could probly kill him Xd

@@kuru-yami9416 2 could kill petrus

to sell me miracles because I don't use estus

@@Knight_647 Same, whenever I explore an area in which the bonfire hasn't been kindled yet, I avoid using Estus, since I can't replenish it up to 20.

@@ender8166 in a no death run I literally made it back to the undead asylum cell in ng+ without drinking a single estus

That, and Aldrich does it for a more than understandable purpose: the Deep Sea age.

@@Wormerizzator Not sure how that makes it understandable. Also that came way after he started eating people, which he explicitly did because he took pleasure in it, not because it served any kind of greater purpose, this only applies to when he started targeting gwyndolin

@@nathanjora7627 still tho, you can't lie that Aldrich is a far more likeable character than Petrus. Characters like Aldrich, Pontiff, Seath, Smough, Nashandra are the evil mfs Petrus wishes he could be

@@pokimanefartcompilation Heck Even Pinwheel in game as a joke boss fight can be hard when you worked hard for it to be hard while Petrus stays as a literal joke even in Ng+

Aldrich is absolute scum, the difference is that the whole system knew about him and made excuses for him, making him an example of how everyone was blatantly complicit and then hoist by their own petard. Petrus tries to hide his evils yet has the gall to even boast about them when finally discovered. Additionally, I got the impression that the stash of Cracked Orbs belonged to him to boot.

Hahaha, goddamn!!!!

THAT got a laugh out of me!!

Hahahahahhaha

I fucking fell off my chair🤣

@@alfalldoot6715 found the priest

Probably more of the former, given that he faces some pretty strong enemies.

Yes

@@finnlewis6207 bro fought to a literal skeleton and still lose💀💀💀

@@ArtoriasGaming0516 Seriously, how did a cleric with a hammer type weapon lose to a single skeleton

B

Nah, Balder Knight was just buttering Petrus up so that his inevitable loss would be even better

Mushroom children are adorable

Good joke. Good joke. 🙂👏👏👏

Was hoping we’d see that happen right after Petrus killed the sword wielding hollow.

to be fair, i'd die to a torch guy too.

absolutely any hollow type can rush at you. Even the ones in new londo

Honestly those ones are actually pretty dangerous, let your guard down around them or treat them like a joke and they'll actually get in some pretty decent damage. They're easy to underestimate and can get in some easy hits, I doubt Petrus could take one out.

@@dalion-asn Really? Torch hollows acted differently for me as I recall, the ones in the lower burg by the dead-end on the far side from the Capra demon liked stunlocking far more than the upper burg swordbois

@Solaire of Astoria he WAS but then he cowarded out of his task, and then if you rescue that girl and kill the seer then he kills her, so no one can t find out he’s a coward. Or he’s a darkwraith. Some people have speculated.

His miracels cant heal that burn

oh look, the joke that stopped being funny 3 years ago.

@@terranorth look! we got a comedian in the comments!

@@terranorth Hello there, Jason Schreier, how are you today?

@@jahrfuhlnehm the guy who apparently really likes Dark Souls? I'm sure he's doing very well.

i finished dark souls: i want nothing more than to turn petrus into a fine mist of blood and bone

​@@cezlock8209lol good update

You may be a punching bag, Lautrec, but you're a punching bag with swagger and charm.

that gives unique animations. I think the weapon is just broken

Leeroy: needs to twohand his weapon and is one of the best Petrus:

Damm that's less dmg that base stats morning star (the weapon he uses)

It all went so wrong so fast!

@@StarshadowMelody That's how a lot of people feel in Souls pvp. All it takes is one parry (to either make you feel awesome or make you feel dread), lol.

That parry was beautiful.

I'm willing to bet that those knights have killed more players in the early game than any other enemy. Their parries are brutal

@@darthplagueis13 Definitely. You know what's really painful? Trying to perform a kick to shield break those Balder Knights but accidentally doing an attack instead and they parry you. That's so damn annoying.

Literally

That's not fair to actually efficient faith builds/characters (pure faith or melee faith). I think Petrus is basically someone who cheated his way up the ranks in the Way of White and became an "Elite" Cleric but literally only knows two miracles (neither of them can inflict damage). He's a fraud, and don't say that easily because i'm a big fan of faith build npc's in the Souls games (and holy npc's in fantasy games in general).

Meanwhile Solaire:

@@paweuszcz4856 *being grossly incandescent in the distance*

He even has that smug looks at the camera

Haha

When he walks across the camera like: "IS THERE NO ONE ELSE??!!!" 😂😂😂

Now that's petruliar

I mean, if I were him, I wouldn't go around saying "hey, I'm stronger than a broken sword-wielding naked man!" :D

That hollow wasn't even in it'a final form..

@@duroorud527 If the hollow was from the painted world he wouldn't have stood a chance

@@armedweiss5531 god save him if it held a torch...

ONE PUUUUUUNCH

Andre said: No heals for you

Rhea also has no combat training or skill whatsoever, no weapons beyond a pitiful thwack from her talisman, no offensive miracles of her own (she only teaches Wrath of the Gods, she doesn't use it), and she believes that she's still predominantly at fault for Vince and Nico's deaths, so she refuses to fight back when attacked by anyone at that point. Petrus has to fight a literally suicidal woman.

She would destroy him if she learned her own miracles

What is she, a pacifist?

@@duroorud527 I think Night Scout got it right saying she's suicidal.

They don't have the programming to prioritize Necromancers, so they'd just be stuck in the first skeleton pit. Even if they happen to clear all the skeletons and agro on the Necromancer (somewhat unlikely) they'll have taken way too much damage to survive the next >15 skeletons/necromancers, plus bonewheels and giant skeletons. ...Oh, and they'd all definitely get dumped by Patches if they somehow made it that far.

NPCs in DS1 can't use estus so they really suck compared to later games. Also if you saw how this trio did against Gwyn there's no way they'd be able to handle an army of skeletons.

@@danghostman2814 Couldn't you delete the necromancers in advance, or alternatively force skeletons not to revive regardless of necromancers being present ?

@@danghostman2814 They'd probably get their asses kicked, but then again, NPCs like Solaire might fail to get through whole areas that we know they're supposed to be capable of clearing out in the story.

How did they bypass Pinwheel, though?

honestly i think he represents quitter players who simply never left the starting area

Not sure about that, if you actually think about it regular hollows are among the most insidious mobs of Souls game even despite their lower stats

Those hollows are just watered down versions of the true hollow lads in paimted world, he would die to the strong ones quickly

Probably a baby skeleton.

@@finnlewis6207 They have a tiny hitbox and can toxic you. Petrus would get destroyed if he was attacked by more than one of them.

Reah