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Shogun 2: Total War Ninja Fail Compilation

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brossarian

brossarian

13 жыл бұрын

A shameful display.

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@89blackguard
@89blackguard 9 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine it's the same guy and he doesn't die, but he keeps trying his best every time. Someone should make a comedy series on this.
@comunistubula4424
@comunistubula4424 8 жыл бұрын
+89blackguard Like the Coyote and the Road Runner?
@89blackguard
@89blackguard 8 жыл бұрын
Pretty much...yeah
@lazyeye642
@lazyeye642 7 жыл бұрын
Rob Schneider becomes a ninja! Story at 7.
@americana_incarnate1717
@americana_incarnate1717 5 жыл бұрын
Initiate Benny hill theme.
@doobulldorph8849
@doobulldorph8849 4 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for the anime series
@DutchAver
@DutchAver 10 жыл бұрын
Failed assassination films have always been the most hilarious thing in the Total War-series xD
@Iason29
@Iason29 7 жыл бұрын
what series? you forgot in the last total war games they removed them completely
@dolfyhilter577
@dolfyhilter577 6 жыл бұрын
Iason29 he means the ones that had these. And he is right. They removed them because they wanted to make the game more serious instead of comedy
@SeeASquaRE
@SeeASquaRE 6 жыл бұрын
adolf hitler Even though I appreciate the more serious and darker tone of the new games. But the comedy side is also needed cuz History is so full of fascinating incidents.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 4 жыл бұрын
@@SeeASquaRE A Defenestration causing a war is one such interesting incident, I.E. it caused the Thirty Years War.
@michaelweston409
@michaelweston409 4 жыл бұрын
Rome total war doesn’t have them 😢
@BifronsCandle
@BifronsCandle 10 жыл бұрын
1:30 Oh, come on. You aren't even trying.
@SergioKoolhaas
@SergioKoolhaas 10 жыл бұрын
More like: You had ONE job!
@nejnej00
@nejnej00 10 жыл бұрын
I give that dive a 3/10.
@TwilitKing111906
@TwilitKing111906 9 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite 😂😂😂 It always gets me when I try to assassinate someone
@stevenhonyigloh7410
@stevenhonyigloh7410 9 жыл бұрын
+Raptor Jesus Base God eddy
@BifronsCandle
@BifronsCandle 9 жыл бұрын
***** 1.8/10 Too much ninja -IGN
@klockbence60
@klockbence60 7 жыл бұрын
The moment when the question comes in: "How much did we pay this guy?"
@bernardodominguez6621
@bernardodominguez6621 7 жыл бұрын
in the game? a lot :v
@MuhammadRidho-vb2fb
@MuhammadRidho-vb2fb 7 жыл бұрын
Klock Bence dont pay
@proudfirebrand3946
@proudfirebrand3946 6 жыл бұрын
Klock Bence 1000 koku becauseit was a daimyo 😑😑😑
@reckyourself6948
@reckyourself6948 4 жыл бұрын
My top rank ninjas always get perks that eliminate cost
@juliusmoe-nstar8942
@juliusmoe-nstar8942 4 жыл бұрын
800-something for a general or Sabotage of army supplies to make them lose their movement points, and to see them fail boils my temper
@warspite1995
@warspite1995 7 жыл бұрын
0:40 The scream is just so half hearted , like oh no!
@hunterthefirstslayerv.2769
@hunterthefirstslayerv.2769 6 жыл бұрын
I'm 8 months late The ninja was probably done with his sh*t so he embraced his failures.
@sothysentuyhor22
@sothysentuyhor22 4 жыл бұрын
he was like ah crap and just took it
@Yingyanglord1
@Yingyanglord1 4 жыл бұрын
@@sothysentuyhor22 not again
@Yingyanglord1
@Yingyanglord1 4 жыл бұрын
@@sothysentuyhor22 the nija thought
@michaelweston409
@michaelweston409 4 жыл бұрын
He lost faith a long time ago with that scream
@melonlord4055
@melonlord4055 9 жыл бұрын
2:09 "There is so much fail here, you don't even deserve the respect of dying to a blade..."
@sothysentuyhor22
@sothysentuyhor22 4 жыл бұрын
It's also a key reason why ninja ate healthy food and packed light food that contained a lot of nutrients. Looks like this one was chubby or the holes in the wall are just too small
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
@alduintheanti-dragonborn 4 жыл бұрын
@@sothysentuyhor22 Probably both.
@citus333
@citus333 4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you cheat in food in shinobi academy.
@jeffthemercenary
@jeffthemercenary 3 жыл бұрын
@@sothysentuyhor22 the guy must be fat af
@Wet_Sandwich
@Wet_Sandwich 3 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing? Step-bro?"
@Stolskai
@Stolskai 8 жыл бұрын
1:27 You had one job........ONE JOB....
@warbossbloodskar3704
@warbossbloodskar3704 8 жыл бұрын
gets me everytime xD
@Crom_Apsotle
@Crom_Apsotle 7 жыл бұрын
he leaped when he shoulda just droped on him
@heretyk_1337
@heretyk_1337 6 жыл бұрын
He need "Blink" power clearly. Corvo, teach him!
@juliusmoe-nstar8942
@juliusmoe-nstar8942 4 жыл бұрын
Worst part is.... THAT WAS A MONK!!!! A MONK WEAK AGAINST ASSASSINATION!!! Motherfucker had ONE JOB!!!
@superspies32
@superspies32 4 жыл бұрын
Julius Moe-nstar this scene remind me that sometimes my ninja be executed when assassinate Monk while my Metsuke (weak against monk) can execute the monk easily
@Spudtron98
@Spudtron98 8 жыл бұрын
This is just me playing Assassin’s Creed.
@sharpetutor227
@sharpetutor227 6 жыл бұрын
Assassins creed in Japan would be so awesome!
@heretyk_1337
@heretyk_1337 6 жыл бұрын
More like "Dishonored"
@cigarpringles1890
@cigarpringles1890 3 жыл бұрын
@@sharpetutor227 assasins creed: sengoku jidai. Thats the title i got
@SomeOne-ti2cz
@SomeOne-ti2cz 3 жыл бұрын
literally one of the easiest game ever..
@JTruong3rd
@JTruong3rd 3 жыл бұрын
Also me playing Tenchu.
@pepebeezon772
@pepebeezon772 9 жыл бұрын
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!!!!!!
@anorthernlad8766
@anorthernlad8766 7 жыл бұрын
This is why weebs r not ninjas
@PersimmonHurmo
@PersimmonHurmo 4 жыл бұрын
@@anorthernlad8766 what do weebs have to do here?
@spongmongler6760
@spongmongler6760 4 жыл бұрын
weebs are fat and shameful, that's what.
@far0145
@far0145 4 жыл бұрын
@@spongmongler6760 my weeb friend's house smells like frickin mountain dew
@SpaztallicA
@SpaztallicA 4 жыл бұрын
Shameferu disprayaru*
@wallhackergotdammit
@wallhackergotdammit 9 жыл бұрын
1:32 Worst. Ninja. Ever.
@ml3gar628
@ml3gar628 8 жыл бұрын
lol XD
@timoftedarknesway531
@timoftedarknesway531 8 жыл бұрын
Even I can't fail that assassination, who the fuck doesn't know how to jump
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
@alduintheanti-dragonborn 6 жыл бұрын
Timofte DarknesWay You didn't even really need to jump, you could've just fell down and probably had a better chance of killing the guy than what this "ninja" did.
@_aquamarina9308
@_aquamarina9308 4 жыл бұрын
Dont blame, he just hold the Space key for too long
@jeffthemercenary
@jeffthemercenary 3 жыл бұрын
When you use a 1 star ninja
@eizadark5273
@eizadark5273 9 жыл бұрын
I guess the last one missed the "window" of opportunity.
@deetamerkingofplanets17
@deetamerkingofplanets17 8 жыл бұрын
+Elie Takumine *claps slowly*
@lostdamn1285
@lostdamn1285 7 жыл бұрын
it seem like he took a "fall" in the shinobi rank
@psychic882
@psychic882 7 жыл бұрын
That went "well"
@flatlo
@flatlo 7 жыл бұрын
The samurai should have 'skullf*cked' the ninja.
@chevysuarez7306
@chevysuarez7306 7 жыл бұрын
You could say his plan had a few "holes" it
@timoftedarknesway531
@timoftedarknesway531 8 жыл бұрын
I can't even imagine his feelings of fail 0:10
@vitaliitomas4057
@vitaliitomas4057 6 жыл бұрын
Timofte DarknesWay only pain
@sothysentuyhor22
@sothysentuyhor22 4 жыл бұрын
That's why you prep carefully. Or the guy that made the weapon and sheath made a small mistake. but small mistakes can cause all the difference
@Zaxares
@Zaxares 3 жыл бұрын
When you roll a 1 on your Iaijutsu skill. XD
@twotailedavenger
@twotailedavenger 9 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought that last clip would involve more decapitation.
@lkvideos7181
@lkvideos7181 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that would have happened in real life if someone was a real douche about it ^^
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
@alduintheanti-dragonborn 4 жыл бұрын
Face it, it's more hilarious to just let then fall because of their own stupidity.
@Supperdude9
@Supperdude9 4 жыл бұрын
That would mean that the guy would have to clean his sword, and clean up the head, and the blood. Just let gravity do the job.
@kaijuslayer3334
@kaijuslayer3334 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheCoolCucumber Well assuming that is the most outer wall of the castle. Technically no one ever has to clean it up.
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 6 жыл бұрын
This is what I miss about the cutscenes: even if you failed, you at least had something funny to tie you over.
@rickparsent9632
@rickparsent9632 2 жыл бұрын
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@bajiwolf
@bajiwolf 7 жыл бұрын
you forgot the part when the ninja poisons the water and the victim refuses to drink it due to smell
@flaggy185
@flaggy185 2 жыл бұрын
Fricking cheap poison
@Robin-kp1nv
@Robin-kp1nv 7 жыл бұрын
0:39 When you have watched too much Naruto and think you're a true Ninja
@jeremyoleary5788
@jeremyoleary5788 6 жыл бұрын
Robin MXZ lol
@sothysentuyhor22
@sothysentuyhor22 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, that was either unlucky or just plain sad
@54lolman
@54lolman 7 жыл бұрын
0:42 he sounds so calm lmfao
@dolfyhilter577
@dolfyhilter577 6 жыл бұрын
Stealthyhunter I never understood the meaning of lmao. Neither lmfao
@screamsinrussian5773
@screamsinrussian5773 3 жыл бұрын
@@dolfyhilter577 get good lmao
@dolfyhilter577
@dolfyhilter577 3 жыл бұрын
@@screamsinrussian5773 bruh it's been 2 years since I posted that, my English was shitty af back then
@screamsinrussian5773
@screamsinrussian5773 3 жыл бұрын
@@dolfyhilter577 hey man is all just bants
@Vahn-xc1gc
@Vahn-xc1gc 3 жыл бұрын
This is not his first time. He say in Japanese unluckily "Not again............"
@gamprhabanero5351
@gamprhabanero5351 8 жыл бұрын
1:18 that is one SMART general.
@VentiVonOsterreich
@VentiVonOsterreich 8 жыл бұрын
+That Awesome Valflame Seen that scene during a (very fucking obviously) failed assassination attempt. It happened on a camp.
@gamprhabanero5351
@gamprhabanero5351 8 жыл бұрын
+Girom Christian Calica The general is likely thinking "Oh great, now I need to get a new helmet".
@lukas187x
@lukas187x 8 жыл бұрын
More like lucky, since he was not wearing his armour then.
@gamprhabanero5351
@gamprhabanero5351 8 жыл бұрын
Ken Hamada Or maybe he was purposely doing that just to fool a ninja into thinking he had an easy kill when it was actually a trap.
@sothysentuyhor22
@sothysentuyhor22 4 жыл бұрын
@@gamprhabanero5351 It's more accidental if you see their reactions. also, the helmet just got pushed.
@spikeharusame
@spikeharusame 10 жыл бұрын
Ninja used "High Jump Kick"! Ninja Missed! Ninja keeps going! Ninja died!
@MrCantStopTheRobot
@MrCantStopTheRobot 7 жыл бұрын
This has me cracking up. I'm so delighted that this is part of the game. It's so true, too... if you don't do perfect recon, you can get screwed by the smallest things, or everything.
@flaggy185
@flaggy185 2 жыл бұрын
Like a sleeping soldier that misses his Geisha
@mareksicinski3726
@mareksicinski3726 2 жыл бұрын
??
@SirHellNaja
@SirHellNaja 3 жыл бұрын
My history teacher: "Only very few, experienced ninjas are tasked with assassination missions." Total War:
@TruthSeekers13
@TruthSeekers13 3 жыл бұрын
The wannabe ninja
@juhandas.5463
@juhandas.5463 8 жыл бұрын
0:30 that is the most dumbest way to infiltrate a castle
@thesuddendemise7735
@thesuddendemise7735 6 жыл бұрын
Juhanda S. AND HE STICKS THE LANDING 10/10/10 perfect score Now kill him!
@sothysentuyhor22
@sothysentuyhor22 4 жыл бұрын
he would normally get away but yeah, he did basically just stuff up because he went too close to the gate
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
@alduintheanti-dragonborn 4 жыл бұрын
@@thesuddendemise7735 "Look at that landing! Lets go to the judges for the results!"
@Lucky-Lee93
@Lucky-Lee93 3 жыл бұрын
If you have the balls to jump over like that you should at least follow it through and take on the 3 guards
@juhandas.5463
@juhandas.5463 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucky-Lee93 but it will be too late when those guards were already alert the others
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
@alduintheanti-dragonborn 7 жыл бұрын
Whenever one of these fails happens, just think "WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOOLS FOR!?"
@14thbattlegroupcommander
@14thbattlegroupcommander 4 жыл бұрын
Just dont pay him.... like me.... not like i am 2081 koku in debt because my ports have been blockaded or something
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
@alduintheanti-dragonborn 4 жыл бұрын
@@14thbattlegroupcommander A SHAMFUR DISPRAY!
@iche9373
@iche9373 3 жыл бұрын
You pay the ninja for his service. Service means that the paid person gives his best, but not the guarantee that a product will result that meets your expectation.
@mrhale9440
@mrhale9440 3 жыл бұрын
KEEP THEM OFF THE WALLS!
@hunterthefirstslayerv.2769
@hunterthefirstslayerv.2769 6 жыл бұрын
0:41 He's done with all this so he screamed calmly as he fell.
@CosmicContrarian
@CosmicContrarian 12 жыл бұрын
lol, 5 star ninjas would never make these mistakes.
@mustard4762
@mustard4762 3 жыл бұрын
Pribably just recruits
@loneloyalwelshman9221
@loneloyalwelshman9221 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the masks ensure it
@coolswastikguy8876
@coolswastikguy8876 3 жыл бұрын
but its 2021 not 2013
@JTruong3rd
@JTruong3rd 3 жыл бұрын
They had to bring in the intern ninjas.
@GM-kp7yw
@GM-kp7yw 2 жыл бұрын
@@JTruong3rd Funny thing though, because in real life they were most often sent
@GQSmoke
@GQSmoke 9 жыл бұрын
0:18-0:29 Shogun was cold for that one...arguably the most hilarious assassination fail of all times in terms of games.
@VentiVonOsterreich
@VentiVonOsterreich 8 жыл бұрын
0:23 did he actually try to jump off the fucking castle
@gamprhabanero5351
@gamprhabanero5351 8 жыл бұрын
+Girom Christian Calica Nope, that was pure stupidity
@KeiwaM
@KeiwaM 8 жыл бұрын
He tried to jumpkick him and it succeeds sometimes.
@pontiusaquila6907
@pontiusaquila6907 10 жыл бұрын
Brings back memories of seeing my best men killed in hilarious ways
@iche9373
@iche9373 3 жыл бұрын
You best men = new guy
@crusaderofthelowlands3750
@crusaderofthelowlands3750 7 жыл бұрын
The first one reminds me of my Daimyo when I played as the Ikko Ikki. They tried to assassinate him like 20 times and he was only wounded the first time. He unfortunately died of old age at the end of my campaign. I wish he could've seen his ambition fulfilled.
@vitaliitomas4057
@vitaliitomas4057 6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, his son made it real and your Daymio saw it from Ikko Ikki heaven
@dravenocklost4253
@dravenocklost4253 2 жыл бұрын
@@vitaliitomas4057 got reincarnated as his soms favorite pet too I bet. That poor gerbil...
@silas5704
@silas5704 Жыл бұрын
I guess your daimyo is the ancestor of Fidel Castro
@ZeroRequiemGX
@ZeroRequiemGX 10 жыл бұрын
1:46, Same guy that fell before? :D
@theanchorshat585
@theanchorshat585 9 жыл бұрын
Let it never be said that he isn't determined to kill that target. Again. And Again. And Again....
@14thbattlegroupcommander
@14thbattlegroupcommander 4 жыл бұрын
@@theanchorshat585 he is lucky he survived the first one i can just imagine him being trhown of the wall amist all the castle's trash
@theanchorshat585
@theanchorshat585 4 жыл бұрын
@@14thbattlegroupcommander holy long term replies, Batman!
@habboaddict2
@habboaddict2 10 жыл бұрын
Ninjas kill the best, and ninjas fail the best.
@TheGmodParty
@TheGmodParty 8 жыл бұрын
that second cutscene was the most pathetic death scream i ever heard
@Warvell1
@Warvell1 8 жыл бұрын
+quintus My ninja did not die after that cutscene, actually.
@angbandsbane
@angbandsbane 4 жыл бұрын
I remember reading in college that in real life a favored ninja tactic was to jump into their target's latrine and kill via poisoned stake suppository when the target went to relieve themselves (sounds unpleasant for everyone involved). Imagine the fails they could've done with that method in this game.
@Admiral45-10
@Admiral45-10 Жыл бұрын
Interestingly, when Catherine II of Russia died, there was a popular theory that it was one of her lovers, who hide in her toilet and killed her with a saber. Of course, she didn't die this way (she died because of puncture of her gallbladder), but there was such a theory nontherless.
@cruelangel7737
@cruelangel7737 Жыл бұрын
Oh. Shit.
@sinctova
@sinctova 9 ай бұрын
I doubt anyone would want ot see that
@notcreativewithnames2625
@notcreativewithnames2625 9 ай бұрын
@@cruelangel7737 shit indeed
@MarkSamurai5
@MarkSamurai5 8 жыл бұрын
The second one is the Ninja rolled a 1 on his sneak attack/sudden strike and the Samurai rolled a 20 on his reflex save.
@simpai941
@simpai941 8 жыл бұрын
What game are you referring to?
@MarkSamurai5
@MarkSamurai5 8 жыл бұрын
This name is either restricted, too long, or contains too many invalid characters.... Or is it? Dungeons & Dragons
@simpai941
@simpai941 8 жыл бұрын
HA NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDD! jk love you ;)
@kainevittulainen
@kainevittulainen 8 жыл бұрын
You deserve an award
@user-zm9wv5up6r
@user-zm9wv5up6r 7 жыл бұрын
Gotta feel for those gravity-prone shinobi,man. They always take the fall so casually like they have already accepted defeat. ahhh... *thunk*
@geminiwriter8875
@geminiwriter8875 3 жыл бұрын
0:41 the most hapless and unenthusiastic death scream ever... clearly didn’t like being alive XD
@HinFoo
@HinFoo 10 жыл бұрын
i love the rome 2 videos! oh wait...
@sryan9547
@sryan9547 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine training your whole life to be a ninja and then failing this hard
@jerichamesclammay3107
@jerichamesclammay3107 10 жыл бұрын
2:08-2:15 which do you think would've made this more hilarious? (ninja slowly looks at guard, guard laughs, ninja gives guard an innocent little wave and guard waves back then kicks ninja off wall) or (ninja slowly looks at guard, guard laughs then in Japanese language with subtitles the guard says "next time cut back on the prawns, fatass" then kicks ninja off wall)
@reyllantenefrancia4868
@reyllantenefrancia4868 9 жыл бұрын
I think both of them are.
@jerichamesclammay3107
@jerichamesclammay3107 9 жыл бұрын
Reyllan Tenefrancia alright.
@josephstalin6549
@josephstalin6549 9 жыл бұрын
I prefer the latter.
@jerichamesclammay3107
@jerichamesclammay3107 9 жыл бұрын
Joseph Stalin latter?
@OlaftheFlashy
@OlaftheFlashy 9 жыл бұрын
Luke Dearey You've never come across the word "latter" before? Well if not then in this context he means the second option (personally I prefer the former i.e. the first option).
@transylvanianmapper8563
@transylvanianmapper8563 6 жыл бұрын
0:22 WHAT A FAILURE
@SergioKoolhaas
@SergioKoolhaas 10 жыл бұрын
2:04 Best Ninja fail ever!
@vladislavvelizanin5057
@vladislavvelizanin5057 7 жыл бұрын
1:36 annoying controls are annoying
@seanwalters1977
@seanwalters1977 4 жыл бұрын
0:40 most unenthusiastic death yell ever
@notbobby125
@notbobby125 11 жыл бұрын
I love how half of these are the ninja getting punished for his really stupid attempts at assassinations.
@MEyck97
@MEyck97 8 жыл бұрын
You rack disciprine
@Dorunek
@Dorunek 7 жыл бұрын
0:23 ninja: fucking low ping users
@Luke_Danger
@Luke_Danger 11 жыл бұрын
0:20 "Admiral Choi! Prepare to meet your fate!" - "As I was saying..."
@reckyourself6948
@reckyourself6948 4 жыл бұрын
I understood your niche reference bro
@reckyourself6948
@reckyourself6948 4 жыл бұрын
6 years later
@DRWNGamer6915
@DRWNGamer6915 4 жыл бұрын
this was just the best fail 😂
@johngonzales8535
@johngonzales8535 4 жыл бұрын
0:24 Ninja: Noooo!! *Hits the ground* OOF! General (Maybe):Lol, What a Noob
@histhoryk2648
@histhoryk2648 3 жыл бұрын
"You are the worst ninja I've ever heard of." "But you have heard of me"
@Ghost-Bunn
@Ghost-Bunn 10 жыл бұрын
last one was the world ninja ever. HE GOT STUCK AND CAUGHT. then kicked in the face...
@punio7
@punio7 10 жыл бұрын
Shamefull displays!
@blackandre0607
@blackandre0607 10 жыл бұрын
*shamefur disprays
@josejacob7852
@josejacob7852 7 жыл бұрын
0:42 best jump ever
@FCnNEo
@FCnNEo 7 жыл бұрын
0:40 LMAO!! That's never happen to my Shinobi before. 😂
@henryhamilton4087
@henryhamilton4087 4 жыл бұрын
The thing is, most fail ninja compilation from the first Shogun Total War is thrilling and horrifying. The target just knows its going to happen. While in Shogun 2 it's a bit more played for laughs.
@TheRealRusDaddy
@TheRealRusDaddy 2 жыл бұрын
1:30 hes saying to himself “i cant possibly fuck this up like i did all the others hes literally sitting right in front of me” *proceeds to whiff horribly*
@jacobdarling1524
@jacobdarling1524 4 жыл бұрын
As much as I hated when my ninjas failed miserably I always loved watching them do it
@kunven
@kunven 6 жыл бұрын
0:39 this one always makes me laugh
@acefreak9561
@acefreak9561 4 жыл бұрын
1:33 imma just drop on his head *proceeds to accelerate at 60mph hitting the wall*
@thisispequod6620
@thisispequod6620 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: KZfaq recom: NINJA FAILS FROM 8 YEAR AGO.
@smattonellus8354
@smattonellus8354 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta say I'm not unhappy though, pretty funny video
@BenjaminQ23
@BenjaminQ23 3 жыл бұрын
1:34 *"YOU MISSED, HOW COULD YOU MISS HE WAS 3 FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!"*
@buck5021
@buck5021 3 жыл бұрын
Ninjas: Are specially trained spies and mercenaries. Also ninjas:
@FunWarden
@FunWarden 8 жыл бұрын
0:11 Meet the Ninja Comedy Club
@thedarknesscallingme
@thedarknesscallingme 9 жыл бұрын
the Japanese sure are a funny bunch
@josephstalin6549
@josephstalin6549 9 жыл бұрын
You don't say.
@artyomlibinezka7564
@artyomlibinezka7564 4 жыл бұрын
This ninja made the whole total war funny
@Dorunek
@Dorunek 7 жыл бұрын
this is just a "weeaboos try to ninja" compilation
@hexmaster23
@hexmaster23 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the Daimyo popping up to the ninja clan and demanding a refund
@GamingAlgen
@GamingAlgen 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq : I'm afraid it's been.......10 years well, watch this anyways, you might not even been born yet
@victorunbea8451
@victorunbea8451 5 жыл бұрын
The second one where the target ducks and then looks like he's thinking "(Un)Happy landing!" is my favorite.
@ramennight
@ramennight 4 жыл бұрын
the little touches like this are part of why i love Shogun 2 so much. Extra Polish. Hope they do it again soon.
@ludicerX
@ludicerX 4 жыл бұрын
I think the Polish only appear in Medieval, Empire and Napoleon.
@ramennight
@ramennight 4 жыл бұрын
@@ludicerX lol! Too many winged hussars. Really though, spelling why.
@Admiral45-10
@Admiral45-10 Жыл бұрын
@@ludicerX you can play as Poland in Medieval?
@bthy384
@bthy384 4 жыл бұрын
1:30 YOU MISSED! HOW COULD YOU MISS? HE WAS TWO FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!
@thetoppiestofhats6593
@thetoppiestofhats6593 4 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that’s what his Daimyo tells when he reports he failed
@bthy384
@bthy384 4 жыл бұрын
@@thetoppiestofhats6593 it was more a Mulan reference, but yeah, that's a funny thought too
@marlowkhenthmagallanes5101
@marlowkhenthmagallanes5101 4 жыл бұрын
KZfaq: Here's a video 8 years ago Shogun 2: My time has come Me: *sniff* welcome back buddy 😫😭
@britishsoldier1186
@britishsoldier1186 4 жыл бұрын
Wait this game is 8 years old?
@britishsoldier1186
@britishsoldier1186 4 жыл бұрын
I only just bought it.
@marlowkhenthmagallanes5101
@marlowkhenthmagallanes5101 4 жыл бұрын
@@britishsoldier1186 you're missing out bud
@ludicerX
@ludicerX 4 жыл бұрын
0:23 What was your endgame here, Ninja? Tilt-a-whirl headscissor him off the balcony?
@schlongkong6113
@schlongkong6113 3 жыл бұрын
2:04. I'm too dummy thick and now I'm stuck in the battlements step bro.
@GamePlayer213P
@GamePlayer213P 7 жыл бұрын
There's also one where he gets surrounded and then stabs himself in the chest. I got it when I tried to sabotage some farms. Also when assassinating someone in a sword fight he can also lose and fall down himself rather than the general.
@uruburus5203
@uruburus5203 6 жыл бұрын
the wacky adventures of shamefur ninja
@TrapsterJ
@TrapsterJ 4 жыл бұрын
It's his first assignment and he's still learning the ropes of the trade.
@nikolaytekuchev136
@nikolaytekuchev136 2 жыл бұрын
1:36 I just love the "Ninja! Shinobi no mono da!".
@habboier
@habboier 7 жыл бұрын
For the last one... If the window is a rectangle window, widest from top to bottom, why try to climb in sideways, widest left to right...? Just rotate and go with the width
@DHeaco7
@DHeaco7 8 жыл бұрын
That last clip is hilarious. XD
@user-jg1bn2br3p
@user-jg1bn2br3p 4 жыл бұрын
Топ пранков вышедших из под контроля
@flaggy185
@flaggy185 2 жыл бұрын
0:12i love to think what happened after cutting that ninja General: "*So, what we're you saying?*"
@EpicBoy94
@EpicBoy94 3 жыл бұрын
1:42 the naturo run haha
@Zelmys
@Zelmys 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until the head falls off the samurai suit
@MM22966
@MM22966 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god, was that a ninja?!" "Hmph. More like a NON-ja!!!"
@aifens1450
@aifens1450 3 жыл бұрын
the last one tho "Hey Step-ninja I'm stuck"
@yippeeki-yey
@yippeeki-yey 4 жыл бұрын
Need to add «To be continued» from Jo Jo
@RainintheBrain
@RainintheBrain 4 жыл бұрын
2:07 oh bother I am stuck. I guess I shouldn’t have eaten all that honey
@Tyler_Flynn28
@Tyler_Flynn28 2 жыл бұрын
These scenes were very well made the animations are great for back then
@franz265
@franz265 2 ай бұрын
The cool thing is even when it looks like your agent is failing (like where the guy grabs the leg) it can still be a success.
@caller347
@caller347 9 жыл бұрын
If Naruto were a ninja
@Ernest0591
@Ernest0591 6 жыл бұрын
00:57 OH, MY WAIFU...
@dolfyhilter577
@dolfyhilter577 6 жыл бұрын
I miss you my waifu...
@Goji2182
@Goji2182 Жыл бұрын
g e t s o m e c h r I s t
@Ealdorman_of_Mercia
@Ealdorman_of_Mercia 16 күн бұрын
1:29 the camera close up before the fail. LOL it's like an episode of the office, Shogun 2 was a masterpiece.
@markmitin7397
@markmitin7397 4 жыл бұрын
To think that something close to this might have happened in real life.
@RangerOfTheEast00
@RangerOfTheEast00 8 жыл бұрын
0:23 and 0:41 the ninja was shooting for a Viral Video lol
@xdenricoudx
@xdenricoudx 4 жыл бұрын
2:10 so I guess he’s having the same problem as Santa Claus lol
@tiffles3890
@tiffles3890 Жыл бұрын
The ninja who got his leg stuck by that sleeping dude, the easiest way to extricate himself would've been to stab the sleep dude through the throat and then pull his leg away.
@Warblefly41
@Warblefly41 6 жыл бұрын
Be glad if that was the enemy's ninja trying to kill you.
@lostdamn1285
@lostdamn1285 7 жыл бұрын
0:17 - 0:28 , my shinobi in Hattori clan fail at this attempt by 6 time in a row......6 TIME!!!!!
@ongogablogian2525
@ongogablogian2525 7 жыл бұрын
reload the save from previous turn
@lostdamn1285
@lostdamn1285 7 жыл бұрын
Pontius Pilate nah after 7th time he kill that ass
@janmoravek157
@janmoravek157 3 жыл бұрын
You know what's worse? Your freshly recruited ninja walks out of the tavern, just hired, and mecuke instantly sends him to execution before he even walked out of the city. Yet when I send everyone at the mecuke, I keep getting mail saying "mission failed, we'll get him next time!" except there is no second time as that very same mecuke sends everyone to death one head at a turn cause everyone is just so incompetent!
@lostdamn1285
@lostdamn1285 3 жыл бұрын
@@janmoravek157 i heard ya brother, true pain
@mr.lockwood1424
@mr.lockwood1424 3 жыл бұрын
@@janmoravek157 Well, now you understand how Shredder feels all the time
@Acbh-re6bb
@Acbh-re6bb 9 жыл бұрын
Shameful display indeed
@sammy57533
@sammy57533 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title - all your shogun 2 pain in 1 video
@Zhuravliov
@Zhuravliov 3 жыл бұрын
0:11 "Oh Gravity, Thou Art A Heartless Bitch"
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