Shogun 2: Total War Geisha Fail Compilation

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brossarian

brossarian

13 жыл бұрын

Even the almighty geisha can have a bad day.

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@Gaarkukan21
@Gaarkukan21 9 жыл бұрын
The geisha later became the wife of the the ninja failure compilation. They tried to have offspring but the geisha would fail halfway through while the ninja would keep falling off of tall buildings
@PotatoEternal
@PotatoEternal 7 жыл бұрын
Based off a true story
@RamdomView
@RamdomView 5 жыл бұрын
It is kind of difficult to marry a dead person and to get children out of the relationship.
@ashigarumusketeer3417
@ashigarumusketeer3417 4 жыл бұрын
@Alex Ye We can imagine some sort of isekai world where they end up together anyway.
@Goldendie1
@Goldendie1 4 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@RomanzGame
@RomanzGame 3 жыл бұрын
Team R in Edo
@Consural
@Consural 5 жыл бұрын
0:43 JESUS SAVE ME FROM THIS THOT
@coroamanicolai4527
@coroamanicolai4527 4 жыл бұрын
IF SHE BREATHES SHES A THOOOOOT!
@Real_British
@Real_British 4 жыл бұрын
And jesus just grant his wish
@Barakeh
@Barakeh Жыл бұрын
Jesusu sama
@ballsacsincorp
@ballsacsincorp 5 ай бұрын
average day in the otomo clan
@MrJedroi258
@MrJedroi258 2 жыл бұрын
0:44 my man is so devoted to Jesus he is more afraid of naked woman than by knife in her hand
@neurofiedyamato8763
@neurofiedyamato8763 6 жыл бұрын
1:31, that guy's skills and awareness. Somehow he noticed the bare tip of the blades pop up behind the fan in the middle of night. Then proceed to react fast enough , draw his weapon and counter in one fluid motion.
@hajimeokajima
@hajimeokajima 4 жыл бұрын
He was a older Jin (Samurai Champloo).
@foxtrothermite6499
@foxtrothermite6499 3 жыл бұрын
Blades can give off a reflection when light hits them and makes them noticable (light source is the lamps attached on the houses)
@kingarzal1502
@kingarzal1502 3 жыл бұрын
Don't use Shiny Blades on a Full Moon... There is a Reason some Ninja paint their Blade as Dark as Possible...
@rogerlynch5279
@rogerlynch5279 3 жыл бұрын
@@foxtrothermite6499 It is like with the REAL military knives. They had a collour coting witout the metalic look. That is for civilians Of course, there are the Ceremonial weapons, the ones used for show and tell as family heprloms and the ones in collections. But those are nut really used for feighting
@Teliorus
@Teliorus 2 жыл бұрын
"Nuns work on Sunday?"
@GQSmoke
@GQSmoke 9 жыл бұрын
Homie at the end was smooth and cold. Did one of the smoothest ducks I ever seen with a follow up back slash. Even I wasn't expecting that one lol.
@MrSingaporeproductio
@MrSingaporeproductio 9 жыл бұрын
And the way he drew his katana while ducking
@Comte_de_Lorenzo
@Comte_de_Lorenzo 7 жыл бұрын
Guy That's probably iaido, the Japanese sword-pulling martial art
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 7 жыл бұрын
I almost felt like "Woah, there, Mr. Slash-happy, you were a little too ready for that. Have a little too much green tea before bed or something?"
@ingamingpc1634
@ingamingpc1634 6 жыл бұрын
Buzzy Bland guy was real as fuck guy was like I'm not going to die to a girl
@dingo23451
@dingo23451 11 жыл бұрын
Actually, yes, there where catholic samurai....... some clans converted to cristianity, but it was later banned
@IsaiahRichards692
@IsaiahRichards692 3 жыл бұрын
Priests: The Power of Christ compels you! Japanese: Please no Christianity on these premises. Priests: We’re screwed!
@rogerlynch5279
@rogerlynch5279 3 жыл бұрын
absolutly correct. But at the end of the Japanese Civil War the Shogun and his administration had started a major progrom on Christians nation wide. Only a few survived the masacre either by fleeing to other countries or hidden away, so called CATACOMB CHRISTIANS. Christianity became in Japan legalised again not before the end of World War II: So there is a Christian minority up to our modern days.
@fan9775
@fan9775 3 жыл бұрын
Good
@rogerlynch5279
@rogerlynch5279 3 жыл бұрын
It is also interesting that some School and University Academics here in Germany, don´t wanting to have let their picture of a Peacefull Buddhism destroyed, deny that a progrom against the Christians ever has happened.
@mustard4762
@mustard4762 3 жыл бұрын
Especially the Otomo who just wanted the guns lol
@kanameitsuki8130
@kanameitsuki8130 8 жыл бұрын
Old mate at 1:28 is without a doubt the realest samurai out. That duck and slash is unrivalled.
@Comte_de_Lorenzo
@Comte_de_Lorenzo 7 жыл бұрын
Kaname Itsuki Probably some iaido practitioner, the sword-pulling Japanese martial art
@acceleratergun7597
@acceleratergun7597 7 жыл бұрын
Not really iaido if the draw doesn't transition directly into the strike.
@Comte_de_Lorenzo
@Comte_de_Lorenzo 7 жыл бұрын
And I do LOVE the way how he knock the hilt with his wrists right after the cut
@jamestown8398
@jamestown8398 6 жыл бұрын
Especially how calm he is about it.
@jjhh320
@jjhh320 6 жыл бұрын
That wrist knock was him telling himself, "Yep, still got it boys."
@intergalactichumanempire9759
@intergalactichumanempire9759 6 жыл бұрын
0:57 God saved you from the T H O T.
@Southern_Crusader
@Southern_Crusader 3 жыл бұрын
*THOTS ARE TEMPORARY! SALVATION IS ETERNAL!*
@Turgon_
@Turgon_ 8 жыл бұрын
1:50 dat aint no shamefur dispray
@Southern_Crusader
@Southern_Crusader 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@lracfilib
@lracfilib 3 жыл бұрын
@@Southern_Crusader This comment is 4 years old bruh why reply
@timmyturner327
@timmyturner327 3 жыл бұрын
@@lracfilib why not
@EthanVerstak
@EthanVerstak 2 ай бұрын
Heheheha
@saddamhussein3849
@saddamhussein3849 8 жыл бұрын
1:48 A couple of Metsuke discussing their plans to "apprehend".
@_--Reaper--_
@_--Reaper--_ 8 жыл бұрын
Ain't you supposed to be dead?
@andreascovano7742
@andreascovano7742 8 жыл бұрын
Saddam Hussein for president
@heartbreakmanNo1
@heartbreakmanNo1 7 жыл бұрын
DAMN. Check Dat ASS my fellow Metsuke nigga san :"T
@GM-kp7yw
@GM-kp7yw 2 жыл бұрын
Her angry face- Priceless
@kevray
@kevray 2 жыл бұрын
Shorty got the fatty
@rogu658
@rogu658 7 жыл бұрын
The thing with the two guards i didnt understand in the succesfull compilation...hey stop geisha...oh you just took two knifes from your back and you are standing like 3 meters away walking slowly towards us... what are you gonna do ?? stab us???
@gabrielmsantiago
@gabrielmsantiago 6 жыл бұрын
Quote from the stabbed man*
@osrictemper4225
@osrictemper4225 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it looks really silly. Replace them with crippled old men and it would make sense :O
@stellakurogane4095
@stellakurogane4095 4 жыл бұрын
I mean how could they fail, they were using spears
@MrPathorn
@MrPathorn 2 жыл бұрын
Another fail is they are Sai, which is a Club/Baton but people mistake it as a dagger anyway.
@APersonOnYouTubeX
@APersonOnYouTubeX 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrPathorn wait Sai are batons?
@audeobellicus
@audeobellicus 9 жыл бұрын
1:32 *bonk* Good Job Katana! :D xD
@KeiwaM
@KeiwaM 8 жыл бұрын
+Swordsmanof Satsuma Lmao that got me xD
@pretzels713
@pretzels713 7 жыл бұрын
Swordsmanof Satsuma they do that to shake blood off the blade
@KeiwaM
@KeiwaM 7 жыл бұрын
pretzels713 who fucking cares why. it looks funny.
@audeobellicus
@audeobellicus 7 жыл бұрын
pretzels713 I know that~ :) I just still find it comical
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 7 жыл бұрын
I heard he named it Hanoi.
@nick3777
@nick3777 8 жыл бұрын
0:55 ...THANK YOU GOD
@537monster
@537monster 7 жыл бұрын
GOD....he knows what turns you on!
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 7 жыл бұрын
537monster Have fun! 😉
@MKfoxbat
@MKfoxbat 6 жыл бұрын
When she temps you with that unholy ass but you got your main man jesus giving you help from above
@gejnormcswipe8435
@gejnormcswipe8435 6 жыл бұрын
Said in Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force's voice: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fsdheMan0c_VioU.html&t=116
@Napoleon637
@Napoleon637 8 жыл бұрын
I wished that fall of the samurai had these compilations, the foreign veteran had a lot of potential for cutscenes with his duel and attempted sabotage
@Edax_Royeaux
@Edax_Royeaux 6 жыл бұрын
Could have totally have pulled a Indiana Jones on a ninja.
@ingamingpc1634
@ingamingpc1634 6 жыл бұрын
ltflak yes I would have paid to see that
@AaronPaulIbarrola
@AaronPaulIbarrola 3 жыл бұрын
@@ingamingpc1634 We kinda did pay to see that by buying the Expansion but they didn't deliver lol
@silentecho92able
@silentecho92able 3 жыл бұрын
@@AaronPaulIbarrola I could imagine a foreign veteran cutscene in a Duel using a sabre vs Katana, or him cheating in a duel by pulling out a revolver in the last minute. Or during sabotage he pulls out a rifle and snipes the enemies gunpowder supply, or throwing a bundle of Grenade inside a building.
@AaronPaulIbarrola
@AaronPaulIbarrola 3 жыл бұрын
@@silentecho92able Because you said that, now I imagine the scene from Indiana Jones where the guy does expert level flashy swordplay only for Harrison Ford to pull out his revolver and shoots him dead. lol
@fuchssprung5451
@fuchssprung5451 2 жыл бұрын
1:28 what a beautiful Animation he notices the blades ducks, draws and slashes. Not only Perfect form on the slash he also hits his blade to check if the pin that holds the Blade didn’t losen in case he would need to defend himself from even more enemys, what is reasonable to assume if you already have one assassin going for you.
@Arriss2121
@Arriss2121 Жыл бұрын
i think he knocks his katana to get the blood off before he put it back into his sheath not to check the pin
@jasoncarswell7458
@jasoncarswell7458 Жыл бұрын
It's called chiburi, and that specific kind of chiburi with the flip and knock is called kaiten chiburi. There's other variations. It's mostly about zanshin, which is just the idea of shaking off that you just killed somebody and getting ready for the next attack. I too assumed it was about swinging/banging off the blood, but others (including the skilled KZfaqr Shogo) agree with you, that it's more likely to check the mekugi - if it breaks, the sword is useless. Having served in the military, I can understand that fear.
@Lapran3
@Lapran3 4 жыл бұрын
All these people just ignoring the geisha assassin trying to kill a woman who turned out to also be a geisha assassin, and gets out-geisha’d
@A_Simple_Neurose
@A_Simple_Neurose 11 жыл бұрын
That was a jesuit priest, during the Sengoku period, in which Shogun 2 takes place, Japan had been visited by the Spanish/Portuguese, and the English/Dutch alliance. Both of them who were outright enemies at the time. While the Dutch sought more profit rather than culture, the Spanish/Portuguese had tried to convert most of Japan to Christianity. This was a rather difficult thing for a daimyo to accept, as it could give him a bad name, depending on the circumstances.
@reckyourself6948
@reckyourself6948 4 жыл бұрын
It was actually going pretty well for them until Japan adopted isolationism. Even then, Nagasaki was actually a pretty heavily Catholic city until it got leveled by an atomic bomb.
@jamesgoldring1052
@jamesgoldring1052 2 жыл бұрын
@@reckyourself6948 how would anyone know that if they were all dead
@comicsans1689
@comicsans1689 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesgoldring1052 Easy, it had a huge Catholic presence BEFORE it was nuked.
@comicsans1689
@comicsans1689 2 жыл бұрын
@@reckyourself6948 It was going well until some English weeaboo convinced the Shogun that the Catholic Spanish and Portuguese were going to overthrow him or something. Just the typical Godless Anglos doing their normal bouts of destruction on the souls of everyone.
@jamesgoldring1052
@jamesgoldring1052 2 жыл бұрын
@@comicsans1689 sigh, you always imagine a world with clear cut understanding, but it's never true
@RichterBelmont2235
@RichterBelmont2235 7 жыл бұрын
The alley Samurai guy was such a badass with that dodge and reposte.
@timoftedarknesway531
@timoftedarknesway531 8 жыл бұрын
1:33 His reaction : Hell yeah, vitcory >:)
@dolfyhilter577
@dolfyhilter577 6 жыл бұрын
More like: *that was ez*
@hectoriiinuqui9213
@hectoriiinuqui9213 8 жыл бұрын
0:44 PRAISE THE LORD
@Turgon_
@Turgon_ 8 жыл бұрын
God! He knows what turns you on
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 7 жыл бұрын
David II Have fun!😉 ...Again.
@jeffthemercenary
@jeffthemercenary 3 жыл бұрын
He sure is a good Christian
@Southern_Crusader
@Southern_Crusader 3 жыл бұрын
That guardian angel was wielding a katana! ... Okay that just sounds bad ass.
@Wolf6119
@Wolf6119 6 жыл бұрын
1:43 **MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME**
@Myuutsuu85
@Myuutsuu85 6 жыл бұрын
1:22 Well look at that. A realistic outcome of what happends if you pic the fight with two at the same time.
@kingfree4382
@kingfree4382 7 жыл бұрын
1:07 "Don't know the real chances... but it'll sure look cool as hell if it goes well!"
@battlemageazulio1019
@battlemageazulio1019 2 жыл бұрын
Spoiler Alert: It didn't.
@garretjenkins8720
@garretjenkins8720 3 жыл бұрын
1:31 As the old saying goes beware the old man in a profession where men die young
@jeffthemercenary
@jeffthemercenary 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO that guy must be a veteran
@GenkiGanbare
@GenkiGanbare 7 жыл бұрын
1:30-1:36 *BE-GONE, THOT*
@Mister_Kourkoutas
@Mister_Kourkoutas 6 жыл бұрын
Jen Yen 🅱️ *E G O N E*
@ritasalengiene2706
@ritasalengiene2706 6 жыл бұрын
Lel
@johnson1257
@johnson1257 5 жыл бұрын
that dodge lol
@cielopachirisu929
@cielopachirisu929 11 жыл бұрын
1:47 "Dude, dat chick..." "Hehe...I know right? Look at the concealed weapon on that one,-- hey, wait a minute!"
@ritasalengiene2706
@ritasalengiene2706 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@outrageddeer2101
@outrageddeer2101 6 жыл бұрын
Cielo Pachirisu dear God that's not a knife😮😲
@SODEMO2007
@SODEMO2007 11 жыл бұрын
I swear this happens to me every time, I always end up shouting at the screen. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STAB THE DAMN DAYIMO GEISHA
@usov656
@usov656 2 жыл бұрын
I'm more impressed by the fact she managed to take the whole kimono off in a single move.
@mysticdragonwolf89
@mysticdragonwolf89 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t know why I was half expecting geisha face planting while dancing
@hannasky196
@hannasky196 10 жыл бұрын
Rome 2 needed these cutscenes!!! wth!
@keyboardcorrector2340
@keyboardcorrector2340 6 жыл бұрын
0:45 - Best part of the video.
@ShadowAimai
@ShadowAimai 12 жыл бұрын
From an assassination POV, getting a target alone, fairly unguarded from a politically important figure is not easy. She screwed up, even if she did not die.
@martins4781
@martins4781 4 жыл бұрын
0:54 "STAY AWAY!"
@jeffthemercenary
@jeffthemercenary 3 жыл бұрын
He sure is loyal
@KoronofHearts
@KoronofHearts 12 жыл бұрын
1:49 "Well, look at the concealed knife on this one~" *hohoho* "Hey, wait a minute..."
@oilybat3269
@oilybat3269 Жыл бұрын
When the officer makes the sign of the cross to the naked Geisha, she dies. When the officer smiles and laughs, she kills him. God protected that man
@chaz706
@chaz706 11 жыл бұрын
0:51 You could say she was caught with her kimono down.
@Kunduzreyis
@Kunduzreyis 10 жыл бұрын
Them samurai appreciate DAT ASS.
@blazer168
@blazer168 12 жыл бұрын
some of these actually made alot more sense than when she actually got the kill
@DraculaCronqvist
@DraculaCronqvist 8 жыл бұрын
I wish there would've been a fail involving the to-be-assassinated person to be gay, thus not failing for the charms of the Geisha, making her fail miserably.
@orestesbastos
@orestesbastos 7 жыл бұрын
I think even if the person was gay he/she would probably be confused by someone getting naked out of the blue.
@kapitan19969838
@kapitan19969838 6 жыл бұрын
He was a priest you heathen!
@vassalofthenight9945
@vassalofthenight9945 6 жыл бұрын
Back in those times being gay was pretty much a death sentence, so it's not really possible
@roland2690
@roland2690 6 жыл бұрын
Wasn't being gay actually fairly acceptable back then?
@vassalofthenight9945
@vassalofthenight9945 6 жыл бұрын
@@roland2690 lul no. Unless we're talking about the houses of pleasure, the expensive ones where only people with money could go, they didn't ask questions there so gays were safe. But in public one could not admit to it without being ostracized or killed. Exceptions were ancient greece and rome, in greece love between two men was considered the most pure, in rome nobody bothered what youre doing in your own home so long as you dont take it out in the streets. In medieval times there were habits that might seem gay, like when knights were making their vows to their senior they had to kiss him on the mouth, when travellers would arrive in the monastery to stay for the night they had to kiss the highest priest on the mouth. These were supposed to be signs of sincerity and honesty, there was no sexual undertones though.
@DezNutzBich
@DezNutzBich 4 жыл бұрын
I'm really curious to as why Assassins Creed hasn't explored Japan's shogun years yet...seems like the most logical era considering assassins and ninjas lol.
@mariuspequeno2175
@mariuspequeno2175 4 жыл бұрын
0:45 best joke in all of history
@SirHellNaja
@SirHellNaja 3 жыл бұрын
I love the small detail on Christians in Sengoku. There were some working under daimyo, mostly those who bring in guns and new weapons. Thus the battle between Buddhist warrior clans and Nobbu began.
@Nickuncle
@Nickuncle 12 жыл бұрын
Best ending ever haha. "I'm gonna kill him! No wait...maybe later."
@dimondokol
@dimondokol 2 жыл бұрын
0:57 at the moment it was this monk who seemed alive and real. he seemed to beg when he saw the fermented and terrible barbarian.
@anubisd613
@anubisd613 4 жыл бұрын
0:44 his face...LOL
@WuW0w0-m8m
@WuW0w0-m8m 4 жыл бұрын
Anubis D he is not a true Christian he should have turn away and condemn his sin
@allseeingirene
@allseeingirene Жыл бұрын
@Bing Chilling & Simp He had a knife to his head and he still repented :)
@xmaple1x
@xmaple1x 13 жыл бұрын
0:40 ~ 0:57 I laugh out loud ...the man was like jesus christ a stripper with a knife..thank god for the samurai
@Muraku666
@Muraku666 12 жыл бұрын
Love this game, but Geisha in real life are generally much prettier. This girl has a mug!
@storba3860
@storba3860 2 жыл бұрын
This Geisha is thicc though.
@SkyStrikeZ
@SkyStrikeZ 4 жыл бұрын
0:43 man has seen some unholy things
@Hercules1-v9m
@Hercules1-v9m 3 жыл бұрын
When your Japanese girlfriend takes her clothes off but she has Yakuza tattoos. 😳
@Beowulf1ca
@Beowulf1ca 12 жыл бұрын
That last one isn't really a fail, it's more of "hmm this situation's too hot, I must try again at a better time"
@sethguest781
@sethguest781 2 жыл бұрын
It's honestly kinda sad when they die, in the intro cinematics for the geisha that while they're merciless towards their enemies they still appear to be capable of being gentle and compassionate.
@gamprhabanero5351
@gamprhabanero5351 8 жыл бұрын
0:14 pfffft
@Comte_de_Lorenzo
@Comte_de_Lorenzo 7 жыл бұрын
That Awesome Valflame
@handykamal7555
@handykamal7555 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that the geisha's hairstyle (shimada) didn't exist in Sengoku era yet? The hairstyle first appeared in Edo era.
@Admiral45-10
@Admiral45-10 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, showing Shinobi (,,Ninja") as proffesional killers¹ who always wear black is even more false.² ¹Shinobi were more of an equivalent of combining our scouts and spies. They were supposed mostly to scout the area and collect information. There is no evidence that any Shinobi has ever killed anyone the way TWS2 showed. Maybe they did, but not in this cool, proffesional way we would expect (more of self-defense in case something went wrong). ²Wearing everything in black appeared in famous theatre in Edo period, where invisible people were wearing black outfit. It's not clear what did actual Shinobi wear, but it is assumed it was mostly merchant clothes, allowing them to easily blend in. Our European spies did something similar and usually wore clothes of guards in buildings they were spying.
@alany3805
@alany3805 6 жыл бұрын
wow the first one is epic. I have never had geisha on geisha violence
@AvengerAtIlipa
@AvengerAtIlipa 7 жыл бұрын
1:31 *WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!!*
@crozraven
@crozraven 3 жыл бұрын
Man... I really miss this cg scenes. Still do not get why devs abandoned this for other TW games.
@theerangelcitizen5655
@theerangelcitizen5655 3 жыл бұрын
1:50 Your crush's expression when she finds u have been staring at her but she does not like u back
@CascadeFreak
@CascadeFreak 12 жыл бұрын
the last one was like. Geisha: Damnit, why more people around here. The Two Samurais: Dat ass :D
@p6mkq
@p6mkq 10 жыл бұрын
As for christianity in Japan...have you heard about Amakusa Shirō ? Historical figure Amakusa Shirō, who led a Christian rebellion in the Shimabara region of Japan where the bakufu army crushed his revolt and executed him. 'In my religion,all are equal,peasant !' From Samurai Showdown =)
@henryrhu7457
@henryrhu7457 8 жыл бұрын
More history
@flyboymb
@flyboymb 3 ай бұрын
1:16 Dammit Kenji, I told you that "All women are queens" attitude would get you killed.
@cojimotomisashi879
@cojimotomisashi879 3 жыл бұрын
I did not know that there are also geisha movies like for the ninjas in the main campaign. I played fall of the samurai perhaps 7 or 8 times but I never saw such a clip.
@CrowMercury
@CrowMercury 12 жыл бұрын
1:30 Nice reflex guy, worthy of a samurai!
@AussieFlavio
@AussieFlavio 11 жыл бұрын
Priest: Oh, a Geisha just tried to murder me. Let me thank God instead of the samurai that saved my life. I know, you have to thank God for sending him in the right time, but you also have to thank him! :P.
@redtihor1
@redtihor1 12 жыл бұрын
They slept with wooden supports under their heads so as not to ruin their hairdo. It took a complete day to get that into shape and they usually suffered from very heavy dandruff- they sprayed some kind of lacquer to make their hair airtight. Don't know about the make-up though...
@GermanConquistador08
@GermanConquistador08 12 жыл бұрын
0:51 "Well, a nice quiet night of patrolling the...WHAT THE HELL?!" *slice* "Thank ya Jesus!"
@WuW0w0-m8m
@WuW0w0-m8m 4 жыл бұрын
The first guy is not a true Christian, he should turn away and condemn his sin of looking at nude girl who is not his wife
@anuph.3806
@anuph.3806 4 жыл бұрын
nothing is more fun than dismantling a massive army piece by piece with ninjas, geishas and metsukes to stop them dead in their traps
@DonPeyote420
@DonPeyote420 5 жыл бұрын
In Shogun 1 the Legendary Geisha never failed fatally, only another geisha or a high level ninja could eliminate her If she failed you'd just get a message that she couldn't find a suitable opportunity for the kill, and she'd keep on trying.
@BoozeAholic
@BoozeAholic 12 жыл бұрын
@GameOver554 Christianity was quite common during the Sengoku era. It actually rivaled Shintoism. Hindu was never big in Japan, lol!
@Phantom12000
@Phantom12000 6 жыл бұрын
It is sad total war after this game never made awesome features like this
@junwenteh
@junwenteh 12 жыл бұрын
0:33 Geisha strip to naked, that guy: oh Jesus Christ, lol
@h3069
@h3069 Жыл бұрын
Bro 1:15 wtf was her plan lmao
@ellwill5709
@ellwill5709 6 жыл бұрын
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
@matandalisa6167
@matandalisa6167 7 жыл бұрын
0:44 was there Catholics in Japan?
@ElBandito
@ElBandito 7 жыл бұрын
Portuguese missionaries. They managed to convert some population of Japan, as well as Daimyos.
@kapitan19969838
@kapitan19969838 6 жыл бұрын
Mat And Alisa Indeed 😄🕆
@capscaps04
@capscaps04 6 жыл бұрын
but then the japanese turned back to budishm later.
@JP-rf8rr
@JP-rf8rr 6 жыл бұрын
About 300,000. It was made illegal in 1587. There is a movie based on it called "silence".
@kapitan19969838
@kapitan19969838 6 жыл бұрын
我喜欢耶稣InfinityTemplar I need to see that one, is it good?
@Gfmakinaofficial
@Gfmakinaofficial 4 жыл бұрын
Poor geishas. Although I'm pretty terrified of them after playing this game.
@HistoryTwistedInc
@HistoryTwistedInc 4 жыл бұрын
The first one has some untapped meme potential if you ask me
@deathtrooper199
@deathtrooper199 12 жыл бұрын
0:43 don`t strip! You never whats going next.
@rogerlynch5279
@rogerlynch5279 3 жыл бұрын
THOSE CLIPS were in the Beginning of TOTAL WAR the first version of SHOGUN 1. To me those Clips never again have reached this high mark. Instead the producers of TOTAL WAR came up in the following games either with Chance Card pictures and Sounds as in the first Medieval or with more funny orientated versions of scenes for the specialist´s actions. What a loss.
@Maeda_Toshiie
@Maeda_Toshiie 12 жыл бұрын
@TheOriginalZombieDoG The Geisha in the original Shogun can fail to find an opportunity for an atttempt (you get a message in the campaign map saying so) but it will not get killed this way. This is what it means when it is said that a Geisha does not "fail" to kill its target. However, a Geisha can be assassinated by a sufficiently skilled/lucky ninja (who will survive after making the kill) or by another Geisha (who will get killed as well).
@bobpage6597
@bobpage6597 5 жыл бұрын
0:02......Geisha's don't sleep with their makeup on........although I suppose it IS a game after all. They were never historically assassins, pleasure women sure, but never assassins hahah!
@reckyourself6948
@reckyourself6948 4 жыл бұрын
Not entirely correct. They weren't hookers. The ones in the game are specifically trained to be assassins, which surely happened from time to time.
@JinrohDFLL
@JinrohDFLL 13 жыл бұрын
alot of attention goes into the details of these scenarios. having a Japanese parent company definitely helps in this case. :)
@Templarspartan
@Templarspartan 3 жыл бұрын
geisha's will never not creep me out thx to the grudge
@fabianustertius6460
@fabianustertius6460 3 жыл бұрын
1:31 Chad move
@Fenrirknight7
@Fenrirknight7 11 жыл бұрын
1:17 Dude right side dying, dude left side gives no fucks.
@CoDWikiTMOI
@CoDWikiTMOI 13 жыл бұрын
Dude that metsuke is fucking boss!
@jonhomln
@jonhomln 6 жыл бұрын
0:42 He think " Jesus "
@KoiBoiRoi
@KoiBoiRoi 4 жыл бұрын
0:47 No lie, if some Geisha came at me with a tattoo like that on her thigh. I'd be all hers lol
@captainopvious7498
@captainopvious7498 2 жыл бұрын
Simp?
@Admiral45-10
@Admiral45-10 Жыл бұрын
I would run away, thinking I saw a succubus.
@9of966
@9of966 6 жыл бұрын
Strange, I have only EVER had just one of those fails, the last one.
@Jremyisawsome1111
@Jremyisawsome1111 12 жыл бұрын
The guy made the sign of the cross because if you noticed in the back ground there was a cross which means that he is a christian charater
@Morisato4
@Morisato4 7 жыл бұрын
With Missionary the best xDD
@Pan_Z
@Pan_Z 6 жыл бұрын
The Metsuke is a badass
@onlylovewhitegirls
@onlylovewhitegirls 3 жыл бұрын
How do you get these failed and won animations?
@anarrivingwingedhussar9692
@anarrivingwingedhussar9692 3 жыл бұрын
1:28 that boy was not playing
@valentinotto88
@valentinotto88 3 жыл бұрын
the geisha has nice tats
@EGRJ
@EGRJ 12 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that Shinto and Buddhist prayers also use a pose like that one.
@mareksicinski3726
@mareksicinski3726 2 жыл бұрын
a bit of a stupid cheesy thing to make geishas into this western stereotype of soviet 'sexpionage' assasins
@chaz706
@chaz706 12 жыл бұрын
@emperorx5 Christian Preacher... most likely doing it so he can resist temptation. To his credit it saved his life.
@DeepOneBill
@DeepOneBill 13 жыл бұрын
Remember, ladies and gentlemen, checking someone's arse out saves lives.
@AvengerAtIlipa
@AvengerAtIlipa 11 жыл бұрын
1:30 Kill a Geisha (Like a baws)
@ratonL
@ratonL 11 жыл бұрын
Well, it might be kind of hard to move around on such a constricted dress....
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