Calling in a helicopter for a suspected shoplifter is what my tax dollars pay for.

This man got a 5 star wanted level for stealing a gas station water bottle

Shoplifter: take a bag of skittles and runs Cashier:*calls in the military*

4:31 “Don’t tell me it’s filmed like this” Cameraman: “oh my b”

"Sir we got a call for a shoplifter." "Finally some crime, ready my tank!"

“You can’t shoplift here!” “Yeah, why not?” She _did_ make a compelling argument, I’d give her a pass.

“Please help me 🥺” “No you’re going to jail”

i love the referee lady. she is moderating both sides. "Don't bite him. oh also, you watch your mouth and be a gentleman." true lawful neutral alignment right there.

"40 dollars worth of shirts" So like. One shirt.

The fuel of that helicopter probably cost more than what he stole.

“Be a gentleman!” “Ok”

some guy: steals one pack of gum the U.N Military Forces: so you have chosen death

“You can’t shoplift here!” ”yeah why not?” 99999999999 IQ

I love the fact that all he put in the search bar is shoplifting florida

Charlie’s references and analogies are so obscure that nobody in my family understands the shit he says, but he sounds so well-spoken that everything he said makes sense

As someone who worked in retail, you aren’t even supposed to attack the shoplifter like that. all you can do is yell at them, physical contact is a lawsuit, even by security

Imagine 1 minute being a lowly shoplifter and the next surrounded in a gas station by half the city’s police and a chopper at gunpoint.

“You can’t shoplift here” , yes, I’ll go shoplift somewhere else

5:25 They take the security at this target seriously. The “Don’t come back to this Target, you hear me?” just gave me chills.

I love how puffy has a gang of shoplifters

“You can’t shoplift here!” “Yeah, why not?” *Your Speechcraft skill increased*

“Please help me” “No you’re going to jail” *_moans erotically_* Yea, keep talking dirty to him

5:34 That guy actually needs to get arrested just for running like that.

"dont tell me its filmed like this" "much better" Charlie used his psionic abilities to will the cameraman to do his bidding

Puffy: *steals over years for different people* Also Puffy: "I didn't know it was that serious"

She’s not fat, she just has everything she stole under her shirt.

I can't believe when my brother stole Yu-Gi-Oh Card Packs as a kid, he could've been struck down by the entire police station at any moment.

The story about Puffy is hilarious and happens too often. There is a legitimate syndicate in my country, with the leader and his main 'crew' known. They would hit the bookstores, including the Christian bookstore, and easily steal between $400-$800 of goods in a single store. They would have people entering and exiting the parking lot for pick ups, so the stock was gone within 5 minutes. They would move onto the next bookstore in the complex, hit it, and only leave after getting enough books or if the risk was too high. I was also working at a different bookstore when I heard the same franchise mentioned above had two or three books, worth +-$200 individually, stolen from a display right in front of their cameras and cashier desk. They would make A LOT of money in month, even if they only hit our store once, and sometimes even if they failed to hit our store since they'd be getting from the 100s of bookstores around the country. The same man was arrested across the country pulling the same scheme, with half the same crew. He was released within a month and this syndicate still operates.

"You can't shoplift" "Why?" "Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, bimbo"

I cant believe that they had to call the special forces to arrest the “shoplifter”

Cr1tikal: Don't tell me its filmed like this. Cameraman: Oh shit my bad! *Fixes camera* Cr1tikal: Much better..

Bruh that "yeah? Why not?" was such an unexpected response that even the guard took a few seconds to process it

Steals like 5 packs of yugioh cards; gets sent like an entire squad of cop cars and a helicopter too. Gotta justify the budget somehow I guess

Nah, the real theft here is my tax dollars going into bringing a helicopter and half a dozen cops to thwart a shoplifter.

Imagine going from trying to steal Legos from target too being in a stand off with the police force at a gas station

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the cops actually had Dunkin Donuts in the interview room? 3:47

“Only 5 packs of yugioh cards” Charlie, that’s a terrible crime and it shouldn’t be taken lightly

Live PD isnt around to save us anymore, now the world is falling apart

“PLEASE HELP ME!” “Nah, you’re goin to jail”

“Don’t use your legs! Use your height advantage!” So... don’t! But, also, do!

He's just trying to replace live PD at this point

4:30 “Don’t tell me it’s filmed like this..” Camera guy: “oh sorry” *fixes it* “Much better”

I just noticed the target the shoplifter stole from is exact same target I've been shopping at for years, and that gas station is also one I've gone to a coupe times

She’s like oops I did a mafia

Puffy: did you know that organizing crime is organized crime

Steals from gas station “GET THE MARINES!”

"this is like sly cooper 2" you have no idea how full my heart felt after hearing that

The way you make these hilarious jokes so smoothly and show no laughter at all makes me die

“You can’t shoplift here” “Why” She makes a compelling argument

"I shoplifted and got caught, but I bet NO ONE would think me dumb enough to shoplift again nearby!"

When he said Sly Cooper 2, nostalgia hit me in the face harder than puffy jumping on the bed.

I once bumped into a criminal that was still using a Filofax, he was involved in very organised crime

Bro... They talk about Puffy like the Santa Blanka leader from Ghost Recon Wildlands. They're all like "If we reach Puffy, we can reach her accomplices"

Saw that “puffy” case once before. She would steal the items and then return them for a store credit card. Honestly not sure why they didn’t just change the return policy to require a receipt....but I gusss that would make too much sense.

2:02 Time Stamp. Charlie's laugh and him saying "Remember your training. That is not the way of the force." got me laughing so much 😂😂😂

I FUCKING LOVE THAT I GOT AN AD AT THE GAS STATION PART SAYING "you wouldn't steal from a gas station would you?"

title: shoplifting gets wild video: starts off with a karate segment

Charlie sounds depressed and happy at the same time.

Guy: steals a water bottle Police: *TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING*

"damn this is like the end of an Ocean's 11" absolutely ruined me lmfao xD

0:20 When you only press low kick on the Mortal Kombat arcade machine

I swear he says, "This is the Los Santos Police department." 7:10

The fighting part in the beginning was great

BRO these are some of my favorite clips I’m glad I get to see you react to these people hahaha

Shop lifter: “please help me” security: “no you’re going to jail”

i think charlie has faked a deep voice for so long it’s just natural now

_"He's getting arrested for having a man-bun"_ lol

“Please help me!” “No you’re going to jail.”

That same song playing during each karate match gets me every time. 😂

“You can’t shoplift here” “Why not?” “Oh shit you’re right have a good day ma’am”

Thanks Charlie, watching ur vids has been a pleasure

The fact I have actually been to that target multiple times during my life is so wild to me.

"You can't shoplift here!" "Yeah, why not?" *Logic.exe has stopped working*

"You can't shoplift here" "Yeah? Why not?" "Because that's illegal" "But someone was gonna buy it anyway so it's fine

The intro is when you play street fighter by yourself with 2 controllers

The music in the beginning is fantastic

he's having live PD withdrawals and is trying to find a substitute

These shoplifting videos where more intense than the one's on Pornhub

“Watch your mouth” “Ok”

That last guy may have been caught, and he may look like an idiot, but he'll go down in history as a shoplifting legend. He got a chopper called on him and a megaphone pulled on him, for shoplifting.

Stand user: Puffy Stand name: "Money For Nothin" Ability: Able to retrieve any item in a 5m radius

I appreciate that Sly 2 reference

The funny thing is employees and security guards have no actual authority to physicality stop anyone from stealing. It's actually considered assault by the employees and they are actually committing a worse crime than theft. They have to call the police. If the person leaves they can legally not do anything to stop them. They are not cops and dont have the authority to do so. It's why security guards are often senior citizens and small women. They cant ise physical strength anyways so it does not matter.

"he's coming up with a brain scheme where he gets sweaty and slips right out."

"You can’t shoplift here" "Yeh why not?" No no she’s got a point

where I live the shopkeepers are told not to try do these crazy citizen arrest type things to hold people for stealing shit, but rather to just call the police and give their description/a photo of them instead. after seeing all these people forced down on the ground and held at gunpoint and wrestled and shit just for stealing a few hundred dollars worth of shit, I really understand why.

This video had me in tears, the shoplifters were hysterical

"be a gentleman" thank you kind lady, you make the world just a little brighter :)

When you are so early the mrbeast bots haven't been removed yet

My man did a Sly Cooper reference, what a man of immense culture

"I'd like to report shoplifting" "Ok, what happened" "He's just left. He grabbed some items, took a gum" "SUSPECT ARMED, HE'S GOT A GUN!"

7:25 I got up from my chair and gave him a standing ovation for his master skills

MMM Seems like such a waste of the taxpayers dollar to send multiple cars, multiple officers and a helicopter to take care of an unarmed shoplifter.

Me: I want Live PD My mom: We have Live PD at home The Live PD at home:

The cameraman gets more action then Michael Jordan

I am loving how the old lady in the background is monitoring how everything is going down with the sense of authority only a person with no life would have. "No biting, no biting, watch your mouth, be a gentleman".

“you can’t shoplift here” “yeah, why not?” gotem, or as charlie would say, “what a gut busting wisecrack”

-"You don't wanna mess with me." -"Why not?" -"I have the black belt in karate." His black belt skills: 0:19

“No you’re going to jail” *suspect moans*

I am addicted to Charlie’s videos.