Should We Be Worried About Rudy Giuliani?

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2 жыл бұрын

Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani's rambling speech at a 9/11 anniversary event left folks wondering if the ex-mayor is battling sobriety issues. #Colbert #Comedy #RudyGiuliani
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@Miss_ESL
@Miss_ESL 2 жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree that Jon Batiste is just too pure. A man who even when grieving the loss of a mentor, still shines with joy and light. I am thankful that people like him exist in this world.
@WilliamRWarrenJr
@WilliamRWarrenJr 2 жыл бұрын
Testify! He strolls that keyboard with the same style and grace as he strolls through time.🎵
@diggeler
@diggeler 2 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself
@Rocketpower713
@Rocketpower713 2 жыл бұрын
No, i don't know the guy like that, neither do you. That's a whole bunch of assumptions.
@rafaelcruz9051
@rafaelcruz9051 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rocketpower713 totally agree. Besides, he can be a very good musician but he is kind of silly in his interventions.
@everettamador9885
@everettamador9885 2 жыл бұрын
That is sad may he rest in peace...
@stevensiferd7104
@stevensiferd7104 2 жыл бұрын
"I am not an alcoholic. I use the word functioning." Reminds me of that time when the White House staff was asked why He Who Shall Not Be Named was rambling and slurring his speech more than usual, and they replied that he definitely did not have a series of mini-strokes.
@RogersMgmtGroup
@RogersMgmtGroup 2 жыл бұрын
At least Rudy drinks which gives him an excuse. The reject does not use booze.
@andrespaz3107
@andrespaz3107 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not worried about him, I'm worry about the USA judicial system.
@sererwr2413
@sererwr2413 2 жыл бұрын
I'm worried about your grammar
@chloekey8043
@chloekey8043 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy’s Quen Elizabeth sounds like the “you bloody fool” talking duck. And his denial of hanging with Prince Andrew is a total confession
@brynpookc1127
@brynpookc1127 2 жыл бұрын
He actually said, “been with”, which could mean something completely different.
@dizzygothica
@dizzygothica 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, that's probably because Prince Andrew wouldn't want to be seen with Rudy!
@marshmallowdiptaco
@marshmallowdiptaco 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👏
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 жыл бұрын
can we run that Barat tape again, Mike....
@stevenandreasen1553
@stevenandreasen1553 2 жыл бұрын
All my empathy for Mr. Baptiste for his loss. Though we come from stardust it's always the light of a life that seems to shine brightest.
@stereobangbang
@stereobangbang 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a touching sentiment i hadn’t seen put quite so succinctly before. Much appreciated.
@ekibirigeable
@ekibirigeable 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe you come from Stardust but not all of us do. Condolences to Jean Baptiste
@caseyobrien4153
@caseyobrien4153 2 жыл бұрын
@@ekibirigeable Then where did the iron in your body come from? Do you have an alternative to stellar nucleosynthesis?
@thomasmcqueen8399
@thomasmcqueen8399 2 жыл бұрын
Nice sentiment but I'm pretty sure he believes in Jesus
@presterjohn71
@presterjohn71 2 жыл бұрын
@@ekibirigeable, no we literally all do. Alternative is arrangements don't exist. You can can tell yourself God did it if you like though.
@evatripp7788
@evatripp7788 2 жыл бұрын
Jon, I'm sorry about your loss of such a good friend to you.
@thomasgriffin2326
@thomasgriffin2326 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂
@EphyStorm
@EphyStorm 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm probably one of the sharpest guys you're ever going to meet" - Rudy Giuliani "God, I hope not" - Me
@Irodmel
@Irodmel 2 жыл бұрын
Well he’s a stable genius like Trump
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Irodmel, Does he think Windmills cause Cancer, too. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h5ajaL2i0siUaZs.html
@VJFranzK
@VJFranzK 2 жыл бұрын
Rude-y was never really a hero, he just happened to be there at the time.
@donsurlylyte
@donsurlylyte 2 жыл бұрын
we see that now in retrospect
@kaimalino528
@kaimalino528 2 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why he was even a hero to begin with. He was in charge on 911 when the terrorists got a Mulligan on the Twin Towers. In the 90's terrorists bombed one of the towers and failed to bring it down. They tried again on 911. Rudy got caught with his pants down.
@RustOnWheels
@RustOnWheels 2 жыл бұрын
@@kaimalino528 he got paid by the (families of the) terrorists. Millions. Thereafter he put the Emergency Command Center into the WTC. He wasn’t a hero. He was an instigator, a grifter, a killer.
@timothybrown6200
@timothybrown6200 2 жыл бұрын
@@donsurlylyte NYC knew it back then. He wasn't even living in Gracie Mansion, but had left his wife there (yes, a mansion for an elected official was abandoned so he could get laid ) and was shacked up with his mistress in the St Regis hotel instead. 9/11 was the perfect distraction for him to use to avoid the personal scrutiny. He's always been a liar.
@sererwr2413
@sererwr2413 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy IS a hero and he saved NYC. colbert is a traitor shill
@sarsattacks
@sarsattacks 2 жыл бұрын
For a guy who says "never forget," he kind of forgot why he was there.
@timdaugherty4014
@timdaugherty4014 2 жыл бұрын
Quote Joe Biden.
@alexeimscruz2893
@alexeimscruz2893 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy had it, but he lost it... And now he really lost it... How the mighty fallen...
@ShinobiShaman
@ShinobiShaman 2 жыл бұрын
Kind of like the president you voted for.
@telebubba5527
@telebubba5527 2 жыл бұрын
Korsakov! Clearly.
@johnhobson9165
@johnhobson9165 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShinobiShaman One thing I give credit to Trump for is that he doesn't drink. So why are you calling him a drunk?
@catalinacurio
@catalinacurio 2 жыл бұрын
So sorry to hear about the death of your friend.
@bent.5062
@bent.5062 2 жыл бұрын
george wein really revolutionized the way we think of music festivals as cultural and commercial endeavors. he was a pretty divisive figure in his day but became more and more of a legend as time went on. really interesting cat and sad to hear of his passing
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 2 жыл бұрын
@@margo3367 Wow.
@R.Daneel
@R.Daneel 2 жыл бұрын
And what an amazing eulogy. I never knew of the man, and in 30 seconds you made me feel what we have lost, and celebrate what we were given.
@garysinnott340
@garysinnott340 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's worse, Rudy's impersonation of Liz, his lawyering or his ability to balls up all the instructions he gets from the marmalade Mussolini.
@jackiehancock6258
@jackiehancock6258 2 жыл бұрын
That has to be the very best description of flump I’ve heard! Marmalade Mussolini!😆
@deborahbaratti7683
@deborahbaratti7683 2 жыл бұрын
Marmalade Mussolini!! 🤣 Epic. 👍🤜🤛
@waltsnow1762
@waltsnow1762 2 жыл бұрын
Finally , I get to hear someone else call the POS ''Marmalade Mussolini'' .....I have used it for 4+ years .......HEAR YE , HEAR YE !!!!!!!
@marpro765
@marpro765 2 жыл бұрын
Particularly descriptive comment. ☺️
@JohnSmith-ft2tw
@JohnSmith-ft2tw 2 жыл бұрын
I bumped you a 👍 just for that phrase, if nothing else. So apt. I refer to him as an Orange Weasel, but this one is better!!!
@xy6845
@xy6845 2 жыл бұрын
"I've never been treated for alcoholism" Yes, that's exactly the problem here.
@Wildstar40
@Wildstar40 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy is not drunk out of his mind he is simply and plainly out of his mind.
@Mondfischli
@Mondfischli 2 жыл бұрын
... I'll drink to that 😆
@telebubba5527
@telebubba5527 2 жыл бұрын
And drunk!🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 2 жыл бұрын
That's the impression I get from Dementia Joe.
@mattjacks0n83
@mattjacks0n83 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy is drunk…but he drinks because he’s crazy 😂
@hodaka1000
@hodaka1000 2 жыл бұрын
🐤💨@@johnbrowne3950
@rebeccalarson4523
@rebeccalarson4523 2 жыл бұрын
Just came here to say how much I love Jon Bastiste's suits. He always looks so awesome!
@lcflngn
@lcflngn 2 жыл бұрын
Truth
@curiousnerdkitteh
@curiousnerdkitteh 2 жыл бұрын
Truly epic
@Lorangebeatrice
@Lorangebeatrice 2 жыл бұрын
Skinny man does it smooth.
@Keallei
@Keallei 2 жыл бұрын
He pulls anything off. Fashion icon.
@burtbackattack
@burtbackattack 2 жыл бұрын
Sharp af. Man always looks great.
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy: Put me in a court room and I'll kick your ass! Me: You were disbarred so you can't BE in a court room 😐.
@trisram546
@trisram546 2 жыл бұрын
He is suspended, not disbarred. Though disbarment might be in his future.
@nschultz417
@nschultz417 2 жыл бұрын
So it's just a ploy to get his job back.
@JRufu
@JRufu 2 жыл бұрын
well.. not as a lawyer...
@Benjamin-xj2ui
@Benjamin-xj2ui 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Kim how are you doing ?
@sererwr2413
@sererwr2413 2 жыл бұрын
get your facts straight
@anthonytryan
@anthonytryan 2 жыл бұрын
Love that John had to hit the resolving note in Don’t Stop Believing. Thank you sir, it would’ve bothered me all day 🙏🏼
@deecohen1383
@deecohen1383 2 жыл бұрын
John Batsiste is such a lovely human being
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
He is built out of music and love.
@sharonmullins1957
@sharonmullins1957 2 жыл бұрын
He is my hope for all of humanity. So kind, loving, and gracious.
@trisram546
@trisram546 2 жыл бұрын
Who? His name is Jon.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
So sorry for your loss, Jon...
@xelamercedes
@xelamercedes 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen is at a professional high point. He has never been funnier, smarter... I'm laughing and also marveling at Stephen. Kudos to him and the entire staff and crew making this award-winning show possible.
@sererwr2413
@sererwr2413 2 жыл бұрын
hes a traitor to our country, an enabler of communism/socialism and a chinese shill
@stormyweather9917
@stormyweather9917 2 жыл бұрын
I see you're back on your Lithium.
@mikehuntiches6276
@mikehuntiches6276 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, he used to be funny when he did the Bill O'Reilly character. Now he's just an angry, extremely partisan propagandandist. The Nazi's would've loved this guy
@sererwr2413
@sererwr2413 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikehuntiches6276 THANK YOU! couldnt have said it better
@Deadpool_collector247
@Deadpool_collector247 2 жыл бұрын
You're having a laugh, right? Colbert and co are shills, talking heads, nothing more
@HakunaMatata-os1og
@HakunaMatata-os1og 2 жыл бұрын
"I was never with Prince Andrew at a party with a young girl and Bernie Kerik" Gee that sounds oddly specific. Too bad Borat wasn't there to film it.
@SeppelSquirrel
@SeppelSquirrel 2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say, nobody who HASN'T been to a party with a young girl and Bernie Kerik says that.
@HakunaMatata-os1og
@HakunaMatata-os1og 2 жыл бұрын
@@SeppelSquirrel Mr. Giuliani was originally a very successful prosecutor; maybe this is that portion of him interrogating himself.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
"Should we be worried about Rudy Giuliani" seems like a question we should have asked long, long ago.
@lcflngn
@lcflngn 2 жыл бұрын
Nah.
@bestgirlchie534
@bestgirlchie534 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not like there haven’t been some cries for help to this point…
@Wildstar40
@Wildstar40 2 жыл бұрын
What the hell is there to worry about ? It's not like he is trying to take over the world with some crazy weather control machine or has access to use of nuclear bombs. Even if Rudy was drunk out of his mind and vomited all over the place on national tv it would not make a lick of difference to Americans.
@dustinsindledecker154
@dustinsindledecker154 2 жыл бұрын
Well Rudy is worried he is going to prison so I guess he is.saying fuck I'm going to drink myself to death, which I say fine go ahead let it happen
@balajay8921
@balajay8921 2 жыл бұрын
Lol! And that’s why I presumed this was an old clip and didn’t click earlier… :)
@ianbarrand6403
@ianbarrand6403 2 жыл бұрын
That is some speech at the 20TH! Anniversary of 9/11!? Insane!
@monicaashton
@monicaashton 2 жыл бұрын
RIP George Wien…:( Thanks for that…he was amazing and did a lot for jazz.
@agrey832
@agrey832 2 жыл бұрын
Giuliani: "I'm probably one of the sharpest guys you're ever going to meet!!" Trump: "I'm one of the most honest, least racist people you're ever going to meet!!" Me: "I'm noticing a pattern here..." 🤔
@sheilalopez3983
@sheilalopez3983 2 жыл бұрын
These two subscribe to the school of 'if I do say so myself' and they have to say so themselves because nobody else is saying it.
@agrey832
@agrey832 2 жыл бұрын
@@sheilalopez3983 indeed!! 🤣🤣
@dizzygothica
@dizzygothica 2 жыл бұрын
My mother used to say "self-praise is no recommendation"
@anamazing2297
@anamazing2297 2 жыл бұрын
If only their actions matched their words, maybe this world would be better.
@jmgmarcus808
@jmgmarcus808 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to let my children grow up in a racial jungle. -Joe Biden Ps. I'm not a Trump fan, but Biden is definitely an actual racist.
@teardowndan5364
@teardowndan5364 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm probably one of the sharpest guys you're ever going to meet" says the guy who's likely about to get disbarred for being an embarrassment to his profession.
@debbypurcell6215
@debbypurcell6215 2 жыл бұрын
Well in his defence, he said "probably"🤭
@stanfrymann8454
@stanfrymann8454 2 жыл бұрын
But if Trump wins in 2024, Rudy will probably be Attorney General. Let's see who gets the last laugh.
@jerryday5256
@jerryday5256 2 жыл бұрын
@@stanfrymann8454 if Dump and Ghouliani are still around in 2024 I'll eat your shorts.
@peglamphier4745
@peglamphier4745 2 жыл бұрын
It's the classic claim of narcissists.... because they're always the most important person in any room. It's no accident the Tr*** also thought he was the smartest guy in any room.
@agf1700
@agf1700 2 жыл бұрын
@@stanfrymann8454 If you think that’s a real possibility, then you are a full blown Whackadoodle nut.
@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 2 жыл бұрын
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on" -Dean Martin
@timdaugherty4014
@timdaugherty4014 2 жыл бұрын
Hunter Biden accepted that challenge.
@lindaleelaw5277
@lindaleelaw5277 2 жыл бұрын
@@timdaugherty4014 old enough to remember ...
@ella17734
@ella17734 2 жыл бұрын
That's so, so wrong.😂
@rodchristian1363
@rodchristian1363 2 жыл бұрын
Try off blue cheese for hitting the deck ps. Did wake up for crawl to bed
@Wildstar40
@Wildstar40 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the spins where you're spinning to the point of either puking or passing out or both.
@femmebrulee5053
@femmebrulee5053 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when Guiliani was "America's mayor". Nearly everyone liked him and revered him. He's fallen a long way. Kinda sad.
@maplebones
@maplebones 2 жыл бұрын
"America's mayor' was nothing more than Rudy's PR people trying to capitalise on a tragedy.
@goblinwisdom
@goblinwisdom 2 жыл бұрын
That's probably because people didn't know what he was like to be fair.
@hawkeye5955
@hawkeye5955 2 жыл бұрын
@@goblinwisdom : Most Americans didn't know about Rudy until 9/11. Most New Yorkers however knew what he was like before. He was very much an attention seeker, appearing on TV shows and had his own radio show while he was mayor.
@jhwheuer
@jhwheuer 2 жыл бұрын
Everything he touches dies.
@iamgr80k
@iamgr80k 2 жыл бұрын
@@jhwheuer Everything him and trimp touches dies
@TheStorm119
@TheStorm119 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy is a deeply troubled person. I almost feel bad for him....almost.
@timdaugherty4014
@timdaugherty4014 2 жыл бұрын
No, Biden's foreign policy is deeply troubling. Just ask the 13 soldiers who died.
@kittywisdom4534
@kittywisdom4534 2 жыл бұрын
@@timdaugherty4014 He's one of your Irish brethren. You gotta luv him!
@timdaugherty4014
@timdaugherty4014 2 жыл бұрын
@@kittywisdom4534 Now that was funny.
@simeonfalafel
@simeonfalafel 2 жыл бұрын
I love your pic - tiny floating whale forever
@lindaleelaw5277
@lindaleelaw5277 2 жыл бұрын
How much almost ? Lol
@matchamutcha
@matchamutcha 2 жыл бұрын
Just here to say I love Jon Batiste's outfit! That color/pattern combination is so bold but awesome
@exessex3522
@exessex3522 2 жыл бұрын
He's got the physique for them as well.
@mk1st
@mk1st 2 жыл бұрын
I confirm I'm watching parts of that night's show by checking Jon's outfit is the same in each YT clip.
@einsteindarwin8756
@einsteindarwin8756 2 жыл бұрын
@@mk1st I think i’ll do the same to inspire me. I love color. It's getting me through difficult times.
@biggtrux
@biggtrux 2 жыл бұрын
I'd say it's sad that Rudy has fallen so low, but he never was anything but a scumbag.
@jamesmorett1210
@jamesmorett1210 2 жыл бұрын
Not
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 2 жыл бұрын
I love it when my day gets a shot of spontaneous laughter. “De-uuughh” 😂 I needed that today!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
If I were Rudy, I'd embrace the 'drunk' excuse... the alternative isn't the win he thinks it is.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
No one can be **that** drunk. At least some of that is pure Roody.
@robertaldaron4870
@robertaldaron4870 2 жыл бұрын
He should he disbarred (permanently)...charged with sedition, and locked away in a deep dark hole. Never again to traumatize society. But let him keep his shoe polish hair coloring.
@JellyBean-lo4sl
@JellyBean-lo4sl 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha so true. The Clown should go with "drunk" and stay there.
@Master_Petes_Theater
@Master_Petes_Theater 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not offering excuses for Rudy's atrocious decisions and behavior as of late, but he may be suffering from transient ischemic attacks or the onset of dementia. Or possibly something like supranuclear palsy or other form of motor neuropathy. Before he was diagnosed with supranuclear palsy, Dudley Moore also slurred his speech and appeared in a drunken state which are two of the manifestations of that disease. Whatever the cause, Giuliani is not a well man.
@altrusianwolfdog2564
@altrusianwolfdog2564 2 жыл бұрын
@Sim76 I wouldn't believe much of anything you get from the media and their "sources"
@barbiedahl
@barbiedahl 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy is as rambling and incoherent as Trump ever was. Two peas in a pod.
@duicic8541
@duicic8541 2 жыл бұрын
At least, Trump managed to crack a feeble joke every now and then. This sounds more like someone fell asleep on their phone's predictive text button.
@leonieromanes7265
@leonieromanes7265 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy's talking about trump hanging out with Epstein. He's trying to remind Conald of whatever "insurance" he has on him. He's annoyed someone didn't pay his legal bills.😁
@foxysideburns5741
@foxysideburns5741 2 жыл бұрын
Funny how you liberals ban trump from speaking for himself, but still can’t stop talking about him. Like your hate porn at this point. Real spiteful people
@russellkasprzyk4934
@russellkasprzyk4934 2 жыл бұрын
Hard to say something incriminating when nothing he says makes sense.
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 2 жыл бұрын
Have you listened to Biden speak lately. lol.
@gljm
@gljm 2 жыл бұрын
If they ever do another remake of "Nosferatu" Ghoul-iani would be a shoe-in for the title role.
@benthomason3307
@benthomason3307 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen: "Should we be worried about Ghouliani?" Me: "I'm more worried about the fact that we STILL haven't put Trump in prison."
@benthomason3307
@benthomason3307 2 жыл бұрын
@Wayne Mcnamara Well the _least_ of his crimes was giving a false weather report.
@shreepads
@shreepads 2 жыл бұрын
"We'll never know who he/she was" - please apply this going forward to Drumpf and his cast of jokers
@nancyjay790
@nancyjay790 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert has refused to say the 45th President's surname for several months now.
@raymondstonkus913
@raymondstonkus913 2 жыл бұрын
@@nancyjay790 Sadly, refusing to say the name will not erase the shame
@nancyjay790
@nancyjay790 2 жыл бұрын
@@raymondstonkus913 I have the impression that Colbert is treating the name like an extra strong curse word. Or like a certain serial killer in a film that recently had a Jordan Peele reboot.
@Michael-ez3zg
@Michael-ez3zg 2 жыл бұрын
*Rudy Giuliani:* "I had hair dye in my eyes, so I didn't do or see any crimes I was committing. Plus, I was farting SO LOUD, I couldn't hear any lies I was telling or crimes going on around me and I was so drunk, I cant remember anything anyway..."
@uliuli201
@uliuli201 2 жыл бұрын
Savage. FAF. Mad Respect.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
Given that he then tested positive for covid, he was genuinely infecting the room with those gases.
@sererwr2413
@sererwr2413 2 жыл бұрын
how old are you? 12? i think colbert has a job for you
@summerbrewster5555
@summerbrewster5555 2 жыл бұрын
This was a phenomenal episode. The writing, the jokes, Stephen's delivery. Absolutely brilliant. I laughed so hard I cried.
@stormyweather9917
@stormyweather9917 2 жыл бұрын
I see you have abnormally low taste in the Arts (?). LOL.
@summerbrewster5555
@summerbrewster5555 2 жыл бұрын
@@stormyweather9917 and I see you are so pathetic to comment about someone else's opinion on how they reacted positively to a comedic bit. You must be a failed writer or comic yourself. Feel better yet hun? Lmfao 🤣😆😂🖕
@kevinjenkins6986
@kevinjenkins6986 2 жыл бұрын
*Me laughing nervously while thinking about how Rudy could've held an influential government position following the Trump coup*
@ruthdepew7212
@ruthdepew7212 2 жыл бұрын
You mean all those times he disappears for weeks, he's just drying out without any therapy? How sad.
@Mondfischli
@Mondfischli 2 жыл бұрын
...nah, the lock on his coffin snapped 😆
@phriedokra6158
@phriedokra6158 2 жыл бұрын
Old school rehab....
@nebulousisgod
@nebulousisgod 2 жыл бұрын
Unless you count a litany of pharmaceuticals as therapy.
@jtw.111
@jtw.111 2 жыл бұрын
Sad!
@kenttm42
@kenttm42 2 жыл бұрын
"I can't remember the last time I was drunk." Does that man even hear himself?
@MrYago-xd7um
@MrYago-xd7um 2 жыл бұрын
He farted his eardrums out long ago. Am I saying his farts are too loud or he's a butthead? Yes.
@Wildstar40
@Wildstar40 2 жыл бұрын
I think Rudy and Donald have a ongoing bet to see who can tell the most lies. These two really know how to shovel big steaming piles of fresh lies.
@johnhobson9165
@johnhobson9165 2 жыл бұрын
Loss of memory is one sign of alcoholism.
@DivineFalcon
@DivineFalcon 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrYago-xd7um The farting is probably a side effect from all the meds Ghouliani is on because of his liver damage.
@brunoanderson2570
@brunoanderson2570 2 жыл бұрын
Nope 😆🤣
@pedrosura
@pedrosura 2 жыл бұрын
Queen Elizabeth: "Isn't that the American that was trying to copulate with Borat's teen daughter!!!??? oh my Lord!!"
@CyberBeep_kenshi
@CyberBeep_kenshi 2 жыл бұрын
Also, if he travels to the UK, he can be arrested for insulting the queen
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Liz, I think you should revoke that award you gave to Rudy. He is such a looooooooser! That was just disrespectful!
@sultanniazi2394
@sultanniazi2394 2 жыл бұрын
This guy was always a joke. Still is and why are we are giving him importance? He needs professional help and retire to an assisted living place. Who in their right minds would even invite him ? That’s the issue.
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy: _"I turned down a knighthood because if you took a knighthood, you had to lose your citizenship."_ Two lies for the price of one! Good going, Rudy! He received the award at a Buckingham Palace ceremony in 2002, and dedicated the award to the people of New York.
@QemeH
@QemeH 2 жыл бұрын
"Knight Commander of the Royal _something rather_ ..." He is _Honorary_ Knight Commander of the *Order of the British Empire* - the length we go to, just to keep NATO happy... (To be fair, though: He would have to become a citizen of a commonwealth realm to be made an _actual_ knight of the order - and the US famously left the commonwealth back when it was still named "the empire" by their choice. However, a real knighthood was never even offered to him, so he didn't "turn it down". It's kinda like saying "I had to turn down the title of _doctor_ from UCLA, because I went to MIT, when you're awarded an honorary doctor in a field you never studied anywhere...)
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
@@QemeH thanks for this. you are an example of why I like the comment section here
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
@@QemeH Also the Palace never offer any title initially: they will ask someone **if** they would accept the title, if it was offered. The best you could do wrt "rejecting the title" would be to have first said "Yes please" or even gone ahead with the ceremony and recieving the title and then wanting to reject it.
@adamclifton29
@adamclifton29 2 жыл бұрын
Remind me again, who is it in the Bible that is meant to mix lies with the truth?
@QemeH
@QemeH 2 жыл бұрын
@cervellone Okay, let's deal with this one at a time: (1) You are correct that the *Order of the British Empire* is a chivalrous order created in 1917 by King George IV, primarily to create the possibility of awarding knighthood to people of the empire, who weren't british - previously this honour was reserved to UK citizens. The establishment of this order opened knighthood (and dame-hood for females) up to citizens of the empire and the (then still existing) viceroy of India. (2) Today, the "empire" doesn't exist anymore, this much is correct. It's successor in law, however, is the commonwealth of nations - an organisation in which many (but not all) of the former collonies of the british empire are still under a unified umbrella. Some of them still have the Queen as their head of state (like Canada and NZ), some don't. [Sidenote: India is not part of that anymore.] As it pertains to the order, that measn that nowadays the right to make suggestions for this order lies with all commonwealth nations as well as the UK government. Non-commonwealth citizens always were and still are excluded from becoming a knight or a dame, even in this order. (3) It is possible to recieve an _honorary_ title within the order. This does not allow you to use the title of "Sir" or "Dame" and you do not gain certain protocollary benefits, but you do become an _honorary_ member of the order. Kinda like an honorary doctorate doesn't give you the right to teach. This _honorary_ title was and is given to people who aren't eligable to the order, if and when they did something that would merrit the order were they of the "empire". Other _honorary_ members of the order include: Kevin Spacey, Melinda Gates, Bono, Pelé and others. (4) The order doesn't directly link to NATO, that much is true. The UK, however, is the biggest european partner within NATO and was still part of the EU back when Guliani got his _honorary_ title. It was very important to the EU to maintain the relationship with the US and appease an administration that was on the war path. We didn't want to follow the US into a fruitless war our citizens didn't approve of, but we also couldn't tell the US to F off, because we can't afford them leaving NATO. The honour for Guliani was a rather elegant way of saying: "Hey, we acknowledge your hurt and we see your effort. We are willing to laud it and help it." without doing anything directly or elevating an administration that was on the war path. Because if anyone asked: We just awarded the mayor for his response. *Clearly* nothing political.. right? ;)
@thatthingthatisaid65
@thatthingthatisaid65 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that Jon.
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 2 жыл бұрын
"...we'll never know who it was..." PRICELESS. THE only way to talk about the former occupant of the office.
@Diamonddog59
@Diamonddog59 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry about the loss of Jon's mentor
@cisco8650
@cisco8650 2 жыл бұрын
Wait. Which lasted longer, the boxing match or his time with Stormy?
@SchoolforHackers
@SchoolforHackers 2 жыл бұрын
Both less than one round.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 жыл бұрын
according to Stormy, the boxing match lasted longer...
@c.a.savage5689
@c.a.savage5689 2 жыл бұрын
"We'll never know who it was..." Brillant.
@lisaortiz635
@lisaortiz635 2 жыл бұрын
Alcohol induced dementia, commonly known as “wet brain” is what Rudy seems to be suffering from.
@clockworkgnome
@clockworkgnome 2 жыл бұрын
Wet brain meets smooth brain. The inside of his head must be a slip’n’slide 😂
@suzannarobinson4726
@suzannarobinson4726 2 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@Benjamin-xj2ui
@Benjamin-xj2ui 2 жыл бұрын
Hello Kim how are you doing ?
@LilMnstR85
@LilMnstR85 2 жыл бұрын
Russians call it “belaya goryachka” that could be translated as the “white fever”... Rudy clearly in that stage
@kristypenner2753
@kristypenner2753 2 жыл бұрын
I've never heard about "wet brain" before, I'm going to look it up. I know a friend of my parents is going through what sounds a lot like that right now.
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen did it! He did the thing!! He did the fake vomit, which is my favorite talent of his. I live for the clips when he does it.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 2 жыл бұрын
Worried? Hell no. His self immolation is high comedy.
@humane143imperfection6
@humane143imperfection6 2 жыл бұрын
The Jerry of Rick and Morty 😆 omg
@sedatedturtle
@sedatedturtle 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for not mentioning the former occupant of the WH by name!!
@julianyc422
@julianyc422 2 жыл бұрын
I'm too sensitive because I'm shedding a tear for George, Jon's friend because Jon is such a caring soul.
@canadianperspective3731
@canadianperspective3731 2 жыл бұрын
You’re not alone - and I’m not sure if we can be too sensitive; I think others are just uncaring. Stay safe and well neighbour.
@bootskanchelsis3337
@bootskanchelsis3337 2 жыл бұрын
"Just a small town boy... living in a BAAAARRRF!" -Rudy Guliani
@thedirty530
@thedirty530 2 жыл бұрын
Look at how far he has fallen.... He can't even act like the person he was 20 years ago! Its beyond pathetic & he can't talk without incriminating himself!
@whentheleveebreaks4732
@whentheleveebreaks4732 2 жыл бұрын
He was always a piece of shit.
@timothybrown6200
@timothybrown6200 2 жыл бұрын
​@@whentheleveebreaks4732 agreed. he was never the person the country was told he was then. Sad it took 20 years to discover the truth
@Wedgetail14
@Wedgetail14 2 жыл бұрын
Never Forget... Because Rudy clearly has!
@maxdoubt5219
@maxdoubt5219 2 жыл бұрын
"Mr Giuliani, This court has found you guilty of aiding and abetting the Big Lie. You are hereby sentenced to 5 years in federal prison OR to publicly admit that Joe Biden legitimately won the presidency and risk the ire of the former president's supporters. Would you like a few minutes to consider?"
@thunderhayes
@thunderhayes 2 жыл бұрын
Saying Rudy Giuliani is drunk out of his mind is implying he has a mind. "I can't remember the last time I was drunk." Um, that's kinda how it works.
@okd521
@okd521 2 жыл бұрын
The headline said should we be worried about Rudy? Does the pope wear a hat? Does a bear s*** in the woods? Rudy is a tragic Russian novel! God I want to see Trump unravel like Rudy.
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 2 жыл бұрын
I'll watch that go down with glee. He's irrelevant now, can't do any damage any more, so why worry
@okd521
@okd521 2 жыл бұрын
@@dielaughing73 when you say he can't do any damage anymore, you do realize that right this moment his followers are claiming election fraud with no evidence in California.
@CloroxClown45
@CloroxClown45 2 жыл бұрын
Pointing out contradictions is pointless with those who pride themselves with having no shame.
@AndrewBehm
@AndrewBehm 2 жыл бұрын
I want to go to a Colbert taping just for the free Jon Batiste & Stay Human concert
@A_A_K_123
@A_A_K_123 2 жыл бұрын
Jon and Stephen are national -- no, global -- treasures. Can I get an amen?
@ricimer9770
@ricimer9770 2 жыл бұрын
As an Englishman I can tell you that I do not take any offence whatsoever; he is so far beneath contempt I will not soil myself by responding.
@edithugorji6398
@edithugorji6398 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody is distancing himself from prince Andrew.🤣
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 2 жыл бұрын
It's a cherished English tradition.
@humane143imperfection6
@humane143imperfection6 2 жыл бұрын
I decree from this day forth a Prince Albert shall be known as a Prince Andrew 😆 Tis written.
@janemorriss4548
@janemorriss4548 2 жыл бұрын
Cept the Queen..
@messmeister92
@messmeister92 2 жыл бұрын
I met both Jon and Herbie Hancock at Newport Jazz Festival maybe about 8 years ago or so. I didn’t know of Jon before that day but Hancock was a musical hero of mine. Without George Wein I never would have had that opportunity. Godspeed, and thank you.
@JohnPeacekeeper
@JohnPeacekeeper 2 жыл бұрын
That little circus jingle om the piano by Jon was just icing on the cake xD
@LeftIsBest001
@LeftIsBest001 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't realise watching someone's entire life implode could be so entertaining. Keep going Rudy. 🤣👍
@ashcatthedude
@ashcatthedude 2 жыл бұрын
I take it that you haven't seen Tiger king. It's not worth watching in my opinion.
@whentheleveebreaks4732
@whentheleveebreaks4732 2 жыл бұрын
-Michael Brooks.
@goranaxelsson1409
@goranaxelsson1409 2 жыл бұрын
You should always be worried about Rudy. Especially if you are his cousin.
@timdaugherty4014
@timdaugherty4014 2 жыл бұрын
At least he didn't wait for his brother to die so he could hit his widow like Hunter Biden did.
@jackbarry7155
@jackbarry7155 2 жыл бұрын
…or Borat’s daughter.
@666t
@666t 2 жыл бұрын
@@timdaugherty4014 RU OK?
@timdaugherty4014
@timdaugherty4014 2 жыл бұрын
@@666t Just peachy.
@MrYago-xd7um
@MrYago-xd7um 2 жыл бұрын
Or next to him in a courtroom without wet-naps.
@whatabouttheearth
@whatabouttheearth 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't Stop Believing" has got to be one of the all time top drunk person songs, that and "Living on a prayer"
@WillLaPuerta
@WillLaPuerta 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not worried about Rudy Giuliani. I'd have to care about him first.
@ntandosekay
@ntandosekay 2 жыл бұрын
If I was RudyG, I would find solace in the bottle too.
@robvangessel3766
@robvangessel3766 2 жыл бұрын
Why is anyone still letting Nosferatu in front of the cameras? Just put him away in a sanitarium.
@okkietrooy6841
@okkietrooy6841 2 жыл бұрын
I did not like at all what he did during the Trump period. And I am for sure not a fan. Still somehow it doesn't feel right to air this and make fun of him about his current status. It is like making fun of the unfortunate who has serious mental problems. The only possible benefit I see in this, is that it shows how Trump treats his followers and fans, when they are not usefull to him anymore. Besides that, It seems cruel. Isn't there someone in his surroundings, who can protect him from himself? His son seems to like/love him or is he also just using him?
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын
@@okkietrooy6841 I get your point. I had the same uncomfortable feeling when Jimmy Kimmel interviewed the my pillow guy. He is so clearly struggling with mental impairments and addiction issues. it’s tricky because both of those guys - Rudy and Mike L - are causing major damage to society, so our compassion is harder to come by.
@c.a.savage5689
@c.a.savage5689 2 жыл бұрын
@@okkietrooy6841 His current status? You mean his about-to-be-disbarred, anywhere, anytime laughing-stock/hot-mess type status? The guy's an adult, for Pete's sake! He went to law school. How many people did he help convince that Trump's attempted bribe to the president of the Ukraine was just business as usual? How many people did he help convince that the election was stolen? Wasn't he on the grandstand on Jan 6th urging the people there to a "trial by combat" for the presidency? Rudy Guiliani cannot go down the tubes fast enough. Save your sympathy for the poor fools that were somehow swayed by this idiot's drivel.
@telebubba5527
@telebubba5527 2 жыл бұрын
@@okkietrooy6841 Nope, there appears to be nobody in his surroundings that can or is willing to protect him from himself and probably his son is just taking advantage of him, because he gets attention too. The lack of self reflection is overwhelming, if he's not prepared to stay out of the limelight then he can expect rudicule, pun intended.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 2 жыл бұрын
@@okkietrooy6841 No sympathy for evil. How is it that 330,000,000 people in the "Home of the Brave" won't take Giuliani's offer for trial by combat? He helped to try to overthrow our government and abolish our Constitution, and he _still_ hasn't been arrested or even disbarred. This country is so full of shit.
@MrJerpink
@MrJerpink 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy's British impression sounds like John Lithgow doing Rudy doing a British impression.
@Nightstick24
@Nightstick24 2 жыл бұрын
That's one hell of a defence right there. "I'm not an alcoholic, I use the word functioning, I've never been treated for alcoholism, I can't remember the last time I was drunk."
@rodpickard1763
@rodpickard1763 2 жыл бұрын
Not sure the Queen calls people as Rudi says - notification is usually via mail and intermediaries do the chit chat.
@phillipridgway8317
@phillipridgway8317 2 жыл бұрын
Whether she talked to him or not, Rudy has NO CLASS - just like Trump...
@willdon.1279
@willdon.1279 2 жыл бұрын
@@phillipridgway8317 But he did seem to be human 20 years ago.
@frenchmansfury8022
@frenchmansfury8022 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel suicidal, but whenever I am reminded that im not rudy guiliani it makes me feel like life ain't so bad after all.
@valeriemoran842
@valeriemoran842 2 жыл бұрын
John Batiste: Always so eloquent with music and words. So sorry to hear he lost his mentor and friend, George Wein.
@mr.mcphoenix
@mr.mcphoenix 2 жыл бұрын
The emotion in Jon Batiste’s voice while talking about his mentor literally made me burst into tears about someone I never knew existed
@cherylsibson2529
@cherylsibson2529 2 жыл бұрын
Paul Drakos, a second-year undergraduate student from Ontario, donated hundreds of backpacks filled with school supplies for the students who've spent the summer evacuated from their homes, many of which burned down. Maybe pay it forward for students who lost homes and school supplies in California.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 2 жыл бұрын
If I could. I would. Rule .303.
@peachesandpoets
@peachesandpoets 2 жыл бұрын
I love StephJon. What a wholesome partnership and friendship
@pattystephens8129
@pattystephens8129 2 жыл бұрын
Give Rudy a case of scotch, a diplomatic passport and a film crew. I’d stay up late to watch that on TV.
@bartstarr100
@bartstarr100 2 жыл бұрын
I never use the word “Functioning” in association with Rudy
@catalinacurio
@catalinacurio 2 жыл бұрын
Garlic hanging on my front door… Interview Rudy for us please Stephen, you can wear a silver cross for safety.
@cappinjocj9316
@cappinjocj9316 2 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace George.
@SuperOtter13
@SuperOtter13 2 жыл бұрын
Condolences Mr Baptiste for the loss of your mentor. Stay strong brother and let your light shine bright.
@robertshaffer3072
@robertshaffer3072 2 жыл бұрын
rudy needs to worry about what the Justice Dept. Is going to do to him!!!
@mmmrose421
@mmmrose421 2 жыл бұрын
Love Jon Batiste he’s just awesome
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
The Queen is NOT amused! Rudy’s “honorary knight, commander, royal something or rather” should be withdrawn at Her Majesty’s Displeasure. Correction: Oops, Rudy said he turned it down. Listening to a drunk is difficult (I switched off).
@MrYago-xd7um
@MrYago-xd7um 2 жыл бұрын
Both love and hate how fitting your avatar and name are.
@Zahaqiel
@Zahaqiel 2 жыл бұрын
His reason for turning it down shows just how much of a keen legal mind he has.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 2 жыл бұрын
Except he didn't "turn down" the title at all.
@valeriemoran842
@valeriemoran842 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. So pointlessly disrespectful to the Queen who is in her 90s and recently lost her husband. She should not have to deal with any nonsense from Rudy Guiliani!
@suzannefarrington4143
@suzannefarrington4143 2 жыл бұрын
One of the pleasures of the show is imagining that I’ll always be able to watch him do this. It will end, on some sad, dark day, but watching this it feels very far away.
@DPK12
@DPK12 2 жыл бұрын
I visited New York in oct 2001. Rudy was rocking then, now he is rolling down the hill
@richardpierpoint3006
@richardpierpoint3006 2 жыл бұрын
Except "he" got lucky with September 11th - I mean, it was ALWAYS a grubby wee arsehole, wasn't it?
@jabrakoma
@jabrakoma 2 жыл бұрын
05:49 i laughed hard at this one. Stephen you are killing it !
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 2 жыл бұрын
Oh how far Rudy has fallen.
@jsomething2559
@jsomething2559 2 жыл бұрын
"Fallen"? Naw, man. Rudy jumped..
@fastnbulbouss
@fastnbulbouss 2 жыл бұрын
He hasn't landed yet.....
@janiceisaacs6755
@janiceisaacs6755 2 жыл бұрын
There was a time we all had mad respect for Rudy Giuliani, this just saddens me more than anything.
@christinemaney2294
@christinemaney2294 2 жыл бұрын
Watching the previous night’s show each day is one of the highlights of my day. I can’t thank you guys enough for keeping us sane.
@aslefjeldstad
@aslefjeldstad 2 жыл бұрын
2:00 See, Fallon, THIS is how you treat jazz people.
@jessemarcus
@jessemarcus 2 жыл бұрын
He even sounds like Trump now....Next he'll talk about the wonderfully largest numbers of all time
@richardpierpoint3006
@richardpierpoint3006 2 жыл бұрын
The wonderfully largest number of Covid infections and deaths? Just checking!
@sererwr2413
@sererwr2413 2 жыл бұрын
Rudy is a hero of NYC
@margoakley2345
@margoakley2345 2 жыл бұрын
Jon’s suit is fab! Love that colour 😍😍
@charlesbartlett2569
@charlesbartlett2569 2 жыл бұрын
It continues to amaze me when a liar flat out tells you he is lying in detail in their denial. Perfect call, no collusion, and now functioning drunk.
@exessex3522
@exessex3522 2 жыл бұрын
There is a difference between 'being drunk' and 'being a drunk'. I've been 'drunk', but my brother-in-law was 'a drunk'. They came and got him at work (pharmacist) one day and carted him off to rehab or somewhere like that. Boy did that make me laugh!
@akinpaws
@akinpaws 2 жыл бұрын
My brother was an alcoholic. Did you see the clip last week of a guy on a plane growling? Sounded just like my bro when he was _reallly_ drunk.
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