SIGMAR LIED (about the economy) | a Warhammer Age of Sigmar story

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3 ай бұрын

All is not well in the Realms, as the Stormcast Eternals, Angels of the God-King Sigmar, find out that that ol' Siggy is paying them less than he should be. Also that they get paid at all. Weird! Economic conditions being what they are, Sigmar and his Celestant Prime must devise a solution before we have an End Times situation on our hands, because nobody liked the last one.
Thank you to Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan for voicing the female Stormcast! (everybody say thank you to Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan)
Sigmar model by Needforspeedwagon
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Thumbnail art by Harry Yang
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#ageofsigmar #stormcasteternals #newaos

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@Jimbo676-dc4fq 2 ай бұрын

This is what happens when you don’t base your economy around teef

@shonklebonkle324 2 ай бұрын

Gittish 'umies, daz nut 'ow ya do it.

@cmdrblaster 2 ай бұрын

Nobody said saving the realms was gonna be cheap.

@13emstr 2 ай бұрын

Just ask the Kharadron

@wyatt8315 2 ай бұрын

I’m glad someone still remembers the GOAT Karl Franz

@connorsmith1005 2 ай бұрын

I thought he was was an angel? Why are you comparing him to livestock? Seems kind of insulting.

@reno239 2 ай бұрын

@@connorsmith1005what? Karl franz is a human, emperor of the empire. Why would he be an Angel? Also, who made those knights of the blazing sun on foot models in the video?

@blakeoarmboy 2 ай бұрын

I like the idea the only thing that remains of his mortal mind was summoning the elector counts

@the-wanderer111 2 ай бұрын

Karl: SUMMON THE COSMIC ELECTOR COUNTS! Sigmar: You just added Cosmic you dolt.

@IronWITHIN.IronWITHOUT 2 ай бұрын

A female head upgrade for custodes??!?!?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?!??!

@bee5464 2 ай бұрын

Nah, just a twink.

@RageDuck0 2 ай бұрын

I also think it's funny how the weird side the 40k tubers are shitting bricks about it when the literal only thing we know about how their made is that we know nothing except they are MAYBE made in a test tube like skitarii or that they are made by literally changing DNA when the person in a infant. No space marine seed.

@jamesblea3181 2 ай бұрын

I really appreciate that Karl has an immense urge to summon the elector counts across dimensions

@Sir_Bucket 2 ай бұрын

Keep in mind this is a british game, hiring a woman will cost less because of gender gap in salaries.

@flakbait5771 2 ай бұрын

It's actually reasonable-- we'll only have to pay 70 cents on the dollar for the female variety, right?

@TaaKissa 2 ай бұрын

Thank you to Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan for voicing the female Stormcast!

@EricT01 2 ай бұрын

Sigmacells coping while Nagashchads keep crownmaxing in the afterlife as bony men.

@KingInBlack69 2 ай бұрын

All as it should be😎

@gege0298 2 ай бұрын

*I LOVE BONING MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

@ManCheat2 2 ай бұрын

Nagacells seething that Sigma is using souls.

@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 2 ай бұрын

Do not formulate that sentence ever again

@-TheMachineGod- 2 ай бұрын

Age of Sigmacells coping while 40kchads get another shitty codex to complain about

@tomwarren5580 2 ай бұрын

Poor Sigmar, how is he supposed to ensure his employees wages keep pace with inflation when he was born before math

@Mgauge Ай бұрын

It's hard to run an economy when you still think bartering is a fresh idea.

@carbodude5414 2 ай бұрын

Poor Karl. Being reforged robbed him of his statesman skills

@LOL-zu1zr 2 ай бұрын

Assuming he had any

@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 2 ай бұрын

How is he suppouse to summon the elector counts if he is no longer a statesman?!😢😢😢

@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 2 ай бұрын

@@LOL-zu1zrGuys,ignore this fella,is a chaos follower wanting to undermine our determination

@Josuegurrola 2 ай бұрын

@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 facts, he is even tau related. I know because I have little goblins in the 7 realms of warhammer. Even in that edgy 40k universe.

@bnones138 2 ай бұрын

wait till they find out about the warhammer IRS

@josephmoffatt4696 2 ай бұрын

Ah! You mean the ossiarch bonereapers right?

@LordCrate-du8zm 2 ай бұрын

The Administratum would like a word

@dr.stronk9857 2 ай бұрын

The IRS can be directly blamed for the existence of the Red Corsairs

@franciscomoutinho4390 2 ай бұрын

Either the Ossiarch or Settra would be proud

@alannatherson7721 2 ай бұрын

Guilliman: I think I'm in the wrong universe. . . Can I stay here? It's a lot nicer than my home.

@c.j.fedderson5541 2 ай бұрын

Karl: …well we need to summon something! Sigmar: why don’t you summon some *bitches?*

@thefirstofthelastones8952 2 ай бұрын

Sigmar: While you're at it maybe you can summon some real armor and some rizz while you're at it!!!!!!!!!!

@The_Last_OldOne 2 ай бұрын

I love that the fandom unanimously agrees that Sigmar's second in command is Karl Franz himself.

@Lightscribe225 Ай бұрын

What the Stormcasts don't account for is the decreasing value of dwarf oath-gold, directly affected by dwarf blood-gold, that moves in proportion to dwarf aether-gold, which is independent of aqua ghyranis but can be affected by dwarf ur-gold, thus Stormcast salaries paid in dwarf konk-gold does not see a 1:1 increase with the dominant currency.

@wyatt8315 2 ай бұрын

Still better than Big E

@alexandrudorries3307 2 ай бұрын

As long as it’s canon Big E and not TTS Big E, agreed.

@poundsofslothcigars 2 ай бұрын

Summon Yes?! The YES!? ELECTOR COU- KARL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

@tehchief1 2 ай бұрын

This vid was too funny lmao

@jackalkhan5676 2 ай бұрын

We need more AOS videos, this slaps

@thecam6450 2 ай бұрын

I Agree

@InquisitorThomas 2 ай бұрын

Why not send in the Reiksguard to deal with them like during the Window tax riot? It won't work, but there's a small chance that you'll accidentally bring together two of the greatest heroes of the age.

@Marinealver 2 ай бұрын

So we had a Slaanesh worshiper fell into the Realm of Nurgle and became an Eternal? Given AoS lore, story checks out.

@blakeoarmboy 2 ай бұрын

I wish the sigmar lied thing went somewhere instead of something we already know

@captaintitus4637 2 ай бұрын

The stormcast really do deserve wages with all the stuff they go through come on sigmar

@Hawkens4k 2 ай бұрын

there needs to be elector counts, and karl franz needs to lead them!

@EvilEye501 2 ай бұрын

Clever-smart Skaven have been fiddling with market-economy and making value of Gold Sigmark crash against Warptoken, yes-yes!

@Despius7 2 ай бұрын

I just found your stuff today. Why does everything you make SLAP SO HARD!

@emax-1309 2 ай бұрын

I appreciate the new AOS videos.

@vicentetemes5793 2 ай бұрын

I was expecting the skit to be leading towards Gotrek slaughtering riot cops again. We love a based king.

@dantereinhardt6911 2 ай бұрын

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!

@yopoxikeweapescai9066 2 ай бұрын

when do we get a felix eternal that simply hasnt died a single time for plot armor reasons?

@AbadonXXX 2 ай бұрын

I see the tyrant of badab had a previous life

@-TheMachineGod- 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Huron doesn’t actually serve chaos, he is devoted to another god, the god of tax evasion, Belisarius Cawl

@launcherx2044 2 ай бұрын

Cheers Carol your femal stormcast rocks!!!

@joselltemes 2 ай бұрын

TTS vibes... I miss the old days...

@salamandersarebest8683 2 ай бұрын

The economy is in shambles

@phillipminer3554 2 ай бұрын

New Mortal Realms, same bullshit as the Old World. (For the record I like Age of Sigmar, but this was the wittiest comment I could think of)

@thomasspinola7417 2 ай бұрын

i love your videos

@BorninPurple 2 ай бұрын

This is what happens when you spend your entire supply of gold on gilded armour.

@Joogoo96 2 ай бұрын

Damn, didn't expect DreadAnon to mention the currency from Soulbound.

@Snakedude4life 2 ай бұрын

Going off the gold standard was a mistake. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

@marcantiojo7703 2 ай бұрын

I remember you!

@Thurnmourer 24 күн бұрын

Is the Ghal Maraz using figure with a spear a kitbash?

@Mgauge 2 ай бұрын

Sigmar's leadership skill remains as amazing as ever.

@liamkelly8306 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Carole of the Carole Clan

@Vincentvondoom 2 ай бұрын

40k is already like a part time job. I could not imagine playing AoS/Warhammer Classic, maybe if they did not split it into two different fantasy themed games.

@-TheMachineGod- 2 ай бұрын

I would play AoS if they had an army building app like 40K does

@cainpalmer3241 Ай бұрын

@-TheMachineGod- Aos has an army building app. Right now is called WH AoS

@traplord2727 2 ай бұрын

Without so much gold in the armor we can pay your wage and the months you spent starving did wonders to your appearance

@ronanHanni 2 ай бұрын

Can we have stormcast Karl franz Maybe even some Balthasar gelt Meeting all the other incarnets and talking how life has been since the end times

@jakub_paints6775 2 ай бұрын

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS!!!

@jiado6893 2 ай бұрын

“It turns out rich people work neither smarter NOR harder!”

@mid-westmusic3472 2 ай бұрын

miniature inflation.

@the7screw 2 ай бұрын

We must summon the great and mighty Kevin to crunch the numbers and figure out more feasible wages in today's economy!

@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak Ай бұрын

Hehehe Hunter the parenting reference 😂

@onairwithjarvis 2 ай бұрын

So Sigmar lied twice here!

@Cinderpelt2036 2 ай бұрын

Dreadanon put letter w on age of sigmar

@lukemorgan6166 2 ай бұрын

Cbt ? YIPEEE 😍😋 2:17

@Ranoveramotherin2007 2 ай бұрын

oh goodness

@wcuribe 2 ай бұрын

Apathy

@leon-wx1co 2 ай бұрын

No matter where you live still getting screwed by the damn economy

@denmarkball7728 2 ай бұрын

I still can't care about stormforged

@incomingbackup7264 2 ай бұрын

It does look better tho, in my opinion at least

@philipplyanguzov9090 2 ай бұрын

thank you to Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan

@ZetsubouGintama 2 ай бұрын

Why don't summon Lizardmrn? They can stop the strikes for the. GREAT PLAN!

@AzelasFromHyrule 2 ай бұрын

Video about female custodes when?

@DreadAnon 2 ай бұрын

as with all hot button topics in the warhammer community I will make a video on it 5 months from now when everyone has forgotten about it

@marcossandrosilva6979 2 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnon Based

@davideguarneri9076 2 ай бұрын

Turns out chud horus was right after all

@Dovorans 2 ай бұрын

@@DreadAnon a true warrior against All-gore Ithm, the chaos god of clickthrough and engagement.

@lenniesmall8286 2 ай бұрын

@DreadAnon This seems like limp wristed fence sitting. Political/social activists will spend every waking moment trying to turn your hobbies into their own pulpits for their pet issues and you are content to be impassivly herded around like cattle by these people. I guess if you are happy to be put over a barrel by these bullies then it's not my place to say you should do otherwise.

@JeancarlosRPerez 2 ай бұрын

As a person who's into 40k, I don't know much about AoS or Fantasy. What's Karls gimmick with his "summon the elector counts!" Stick. Is it a in game thing he does or some lore thing he did?

@MattManDX1 2 ай бұрын

The video game Total War Warhammer has him as a general and one of the most common phrases when you click on him to select him is "Summon the Elector Counts!". Reikland in the Warhammer Fantasy setting works like the Holy Roman Empire in that it's a segmented nation of city states whose heads of state votes for one of them to be elected the nominal Emperor once the previous one dies. He makes that quote it often enough in-game to come across as absurd after a while so the community memed about it.

@JeancarlosRPerez 2 ай бұрын

@@MattManDX1 Ah, thank you my dude! Learn something new every day. The closest I've dabbled into fantasy is the Vermintide games 🎮 But they don't really explain much of what's going on 😂

@vicnedel02 2 ай бұрын

Yeah...I think this is one of the first ones where I don't get the joke.

@Basil_Ghothickovitch 2 ай бұрын

I think that Games Workshop will soon regret that they once contracted SEGA and now decided to “Old World back”. It's counterproductive to bring Total War audience into the hobby. They are "slaves of SEGA" and hate Age of Sigmar because that's literally what SEGA told them to think. And the worst thing is to offend the most loyal community by throwing such bone to the most aggressive one.

@smithboys1097 2 ай бұрын

WTF? THATS KARL FRANZ? WTF HAPPENED TO HIM? WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BEAUTIFUL EAGLE HELMET BOY

@ianbailey4213 2 ай бұрын

For some context, that is the Celestant Prime. He’s a turbo charged stormcast with incredible power whose main job is to just turn Sigmar enemies to much and inspire the stormcast. Because Sigmar is too busy administrating the war effort in Ayzr to actually do a lot of fighting, he have the celestant Prime Ghal Maraz. There is no official confirmation on who the celestant prime was before he become a stormcast. At most we know he was an ancient king of a large empire, which has led to fans speculating that he is Karl Franz returned or Loeun Leouncour.

@vulpus 2 ай бұрын

The real question is why the sigmarines have Vox distortion in their voice? 🤔

@ChillAssTurtle 2 ай бұрын

For those who seek perfection there can be no rest on this side of the grave.

@Tragedous 2 ай бұрын

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COMMENTS!

@dragonofelder5011 2 ай бұрын

"Sigmar Lied" was the most disappointing plot "point", and one day I will make it more dramatic

@jasonroberts4470 2 ай бұрын

😊

@alexSN1994times2 2 ай бұрын

Wonder if a Femstodes vid will drop lol

@N0TYALC 2 ай бұрын

Nah, KZfaqrs don’t have thoughts or opinions anymore. They’re just here to repackage corporate talking points.

@DreadAnon 2 ай бұрын

👀

@gaiagba 2 ай бұрын

😂

@mid-westmusic3472 2 ай бұрын

GW using lore to justify cutting the stormcast line.

@tjyearly6569 2 ай бұрын

But what about the brettonians ?

@user-mc6hv2pd7y 2 ай бұрын

Games work shop lies😠😡😈

@lenniesmall8286 2 ай бұрын

I don't think it's worth investing in or talking about GW stuff anymore. The female custodes retcon is just ridiculous. Apparently, there have always been female custodes even though we have thousands upon thousands of pages of horus heresy novels and lore which never even mention a single one. Seems like GW are signalling pretty clearly who their enemies are and who their friends are by implementing this. Reckon it's only a matter of time before there's femmarines now that the precedent has been set that they will just retcon lore to appease freaks on social media. Thanks for all the videos anyway they were really good. It was fun whilst it lasted.

@comediccomrade5716 2 ай бұрын

womp womp

@microwaveenthusiast7410 2 ай бұрын

@@comediccomrade5716ur lame

@comediccomrade5716 2 ай бұрын

@@microwaveenthusiast7410 womp womp

@microwaveenthusiast7410 2 ай бұрын

@@comediccomrade5716 womp womp deez nuts