i love you can hear he's trying not to laugh the second time he tells the children in Indonesia build up lol

Dara, thank you for setting up a channel. Can’t get enough here in the US.

I will be very disappointed if Dara's autobiography isn't called "TINY VARIATIONS OF SHITE YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD OF".

Dara, this is just perfection. It feels like my inner raging monologue every day.

Still one of my favorite mascots for Megabus.

The man is a bit late to set up a youtube account, but it's amazing to finally see him here!

I love Dara's clips. So glad to see he has a channel now!

Dara has his own channel!! I'm so happy. A cure for any shite times! ❤😂😂

Damn Dara, I've been in plenty MRI's but that's a trivia thing I never learned until you. Cool. Thanks.

It's funny as hell but I can't help but realize I'm the outsider because I DO get excited with the variations of things... It makes me dive into them deeper.

Always hilarious Dara. Thank you so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍

So happy about you channel!❤ But damn it, still pissed at the BBC for cancelling Mock the Week. 😠

You know you're getting old when you notice your legs seem to be getting shorter, but the floor is getting further away, every time you bend over to pick something up...

Now I am worried about the amount of helium I have used having MRI's.

Wow man you are amazing despite having too much problems now in my life you make me laugh.

thanks

Subscribed!

It's actually relatively easy to manufacture helium. All you need is two kinds of hydrogen ions - one that has two neutrons in it, one that has 3 - & smash them together into a hadron collider. You know, like the Sun does naturally.

Ah, the jumping in the runners reminded me of the mixed marriage story! :-)

I don't think I could make a shoe as an adult, let alone as an 8-year-old! 🙂

I feel like this is what Stewie Griffin grows into.

"it stops people from seeing me have a poo" XD

Thanks for the helium comment. I've now got an idea for a new joke I can try out at the next party I go to!

KZfaq suggested one of your videos...poor chuggy.. anyway I liked this one. Now I'm gonna watch another one cause I have nothing better to do.

I want to be your friend. Seriously I mean that I'm the most genuine possible way. I would learn so much from you.

You made me old at 25! 😢😢 When i took my first pension, yes first! There have been others I put myself through it multiple times.

When people offer you their seat on a bus or train that's when you know you are not as young as you thought you were!

yay

We're not actually running out of helium. We're just running out of the really, really cheap helium we had for 30 years or so, when the US decided to dump most of their helium reserve into the market. That's also the real meaning of "the world's helium reserves were halved over the last two decades" (or variations thereof) that you see in a lot of websites. That's true. The key word there being _reserves_ (as in, helium that had been extracted and was in storage). There's still plenty left underground, it just costs some money to get it.

Its today that I found out we are running out of helium and it can't be manufactured. Why the hell are we using that for balloons then?? And why is it so cheap that most common people can afford to put it in a balloon that would most likely fly off within a few hours

Remember how awesome you thought drawbridges were?

You can tell he grew up in a Catholic society with the way he lectured them around 2:40. That gave some Catholic school flashbacks...

Dara, I'm here to help you: here's how you're going to retire rich. Get the old gang together, Hugh, Andy, Milton, etc., Make some bootleg Scenes videos, and post them here. The world misses the old show. If you monetize them right, you could make a fortune, at least until you get sued by BBC. Good luck.

We do make helium as a byproduct of processing natural gas. Its just that capturing and purifying it is very costly.

I think some more helium reserves have been found in Tanzania. Hope they can hang onto the profit.

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Well nuclear fusion produces helium as a byproduct ... So technically we can make it

Yep, rare earth gases and metals sale, everything must go and will soon! 😉🤔

They have to walk miles for water move nearer the water

I had a pension when I was 26.

Seriously, quit using Helium!

Dara... good sir. odd Q as you should know... i see variations on your name on your channel, on this video. how do YOU spell your last name? O'Brien, O'Brian or O'Briain? thanks.

What kind of poo?

umm thats the point,,,, then who does what?

Dara, you're a really funny guy, but you need to re-record that invitation to subscribe. It gives the impression you recorded it between clearing out the chest freezer from all the food that had gone off when the freezer broke down while you were on holiday, and having to change your bedding because while you were out the dog's vomit had burned through the duvet through to the mattress.

Trust me my Grandkids are very smart Dara

Signs Your getting Old When you can " Never " trust a Fart .... Stolen from Billy..

Funny clips..when,where?

Dara needs to use less washing powder. His shirt is _literally_ fluorescing green.

Any chance you can spell your own name correctly on your End-Screen, boomer? 😉

So glad he brought up Helium, it amazes me how blatantly we waste this element in fucking balloons. Smfh

I just googled whet. So yep that's mine 🙋. And just deserts. 🍮 "the punishment that one deserves. The phrase is even older than dessert, using an older noun version of desert meaning "deserved reward or punishment," which is spelled like the arid land, but pronounced like the sweet" so if you understood that you'd expect "just deserves" to be an eggcorn

I still laugh my ass off remembering the book ,,,two words,,,Planet Thanet

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