Southgate wears a bee keepers helmet when eating honey on toast.

Southgate's car has probably got 5 reverse gears and 1 forward gear in case something comes from behind.

The England fans need to go the the England team base in Thuringia and chant ”Gordon on the left, Palmer on the right!” Until Southgate listens to them.

Should've sacked him on the spot. Haven't found a replacement for Kalvin Phillips, piss off Southgate

How the hell do ENGLAND KEEP GETTING EASY DRAWS????

It's the arrogance of these so-called pundits that annoys me, the assumption that Italy and the Netherlands are pesky little nations that England should swipe aside without any bother. We never seem to learn. That's not to say England couldn't beat those countries if they fielded their strongest side and played with energy and attacking intent. But it's almost certain we won't get that from Southgate, who will stick with unfit and out-of-form favourites like Kane and Saka and continue to keep the whole team on a leash. I forecast that Palmer and Gordon won't get a look in until late on in the second half of the next game (if they come on at all).

Write off Dutch and Italian at Ur peril

‘Crooky’ thinks he’s in Malia

Well, if all Jim can talk about is a bit of a sunny day as if it's the best day of his life, I can only imagine how depressing it must be year-round in England lol.

Since when have we ever beaten Italy in a tournament? Never, but they did knock us out in 2016 and 2021.

1986 is the first international comp I remember. Mexico. I had the panini sticker book and collected all the stickers. I remember the Hand of God moment. I remember Italia 90. Nessum Dorma. I cried when we left the competition on penalties; Garza, Linekar, etc. I remember ‘94. USA. We hadn’t qualified but i remember McDonalds had a “hat trick burger”. France 98; Beckham red card. Huddle…. My child hood years are full of memories around England in international camps. They brought the country together. I felt pride and excitement throughout the tournament. Southgate is sucking all of the life and enjoyment out of watching England. It’s so dire. Get him out

I have a weird thought that Southgate is going to do the following - With Foden going back to the UK, I think Southgate will use that as an excuse to drop him on Sunday, by saying he is tired and has not trained - Then England play the very mediocre team and WIN and Southgate will then use that as a reason for keeping a winning team - Southgate has never known how to deal with the Foden / Bellingham situation and this situation is going to play right into his hands BUT I hope I am wrong as Foden should be in that team

Austria better then Italy and Netherlands😂😂recency bias is REAL😂😂

Pack it in Simon, forward thinking?, Southgate more negative than you

Bring in Watkins , palmer , Gordon Mainoo ,shaw , drop Trippier Foden , Kane Bellingham Gallagher but Southgate hasn't got the bottle coz he isn't in charge of that England dressing room .

Thank you Mr Jordan. From a Portsmouth fan.

We've seen enough in the first 3 games so It's inconceivable that we will see Gareth do anything with any risk against Slovakia.. we are in for the same coma inducing crab tactics again! We'll win nothing with this guy so let's get real!

Talken Sporten. Jesus wept I wasn't ready for that. Can you say "Gott in Himmel" next time, "Donner und Blitzen" maybe. When we get knocked out Jim can enjoy himself with "For you Englander, the Euro's are over"!

It’s 49c here man up

We in the Netherlands are very happy to be on the English side of the bracket. We consideres it luck to be drawn againt England so these guys really need to start seeing reality England is not scaring anybody.

The Slovakia fixture probably condemns us to another borefest. At least with a game against Holland, we'd face a team who'd come at us and which would produce a more open game...possibly allowing our "stars" to finally shine.

Southgate wears a life jacket in the Bath tub

It's finally coming home we have the easiest route to the final ever with piss easy teams yes I know our performance has been poor but we will step it up we have the best starting 11 and best squad depth

Michael Eisner was never an owner at Disney, he was CEO, and left the post nearly 20 years ago.

Disney owners? God help your club 😂

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Gareth Wokegate ' forward thinking ' ! 😂😂😂

Top chat. Its called Klopp & Messi Monster Mentality, "u will effing sweat buckets for 1 hr, & then 3 boys come off at 1 hr for fresh legs in last 30 mins & AET. "To make the press even more intense, like monsters & 🦁 Lions hunting prey". We make the slick passes & 1-2s faster. We make energetic smart runs behind rivals CBs to recieve Trents lovely defence splitters like Pirlo to Del Piero & Totti in 2006 or Hoddle to Lineker & Ian Wright. Also listen to Ben Foster about Pickfords stupid long balls to rivals CBs, which is a huge worry. I want Ben Foster as GK. Watch Capello chat to Kaveh Solekah of Sky. Don Fabio mostly blamed JP for all 3 defeats in the last 3 cups. Especially Euro Final at Wembley. Also, Didi haman rip apart JPs lack of clam smart distribution. Pickfords stupid long ball to rivals CBs is a huge problem. I want Ben Foster as GK. Watch Capello chat to Kaveh Solekah of Sky. Don Fabio mostly blamed JP for all 3 defeats in the last 3 cups. Especially Euro Final at Wembley. Top report, boys. Gareth must wait until last min to select KO Ro16 team as he won't know til Sunday 09.30am (0r 15.30pm) how fit front 4 really are! Pray & meditate & on Sunday our 3 lions 🦁 pride will rise in victorious KO stages battles, growing game by game. Enjoy getting to the KO stage. There's no need to take hasty decisions. Wednesday to Saturday is a time to enjoy England winning the T20 World Cup & time to pray & and meditate, and to get the body fully fit & the mind fully focussed. Then, on Sunday, the 3 🦁 pride will rise to do battle like 1966 boys. Gareth will have a good plan sorted on Sunday. Don't bash em. Just pray and meditate to make lots of good luck karma.

No good weather here Jim. Scotland = wind and rain. Of course.

Whole country is urging him to go forward though, will he hell, he,s going for the 1-0 again, bang average defender even worse manager.

Donnaruma will be a tough nut to crack for ANYONE, good luck

The arrogance is just staggering. Dismissing the Dutch and Italian team who have achieved more than England and still they lack sufficient respect and think they can just walk over them. These guys will never learn.

The arrogance is astounding...they have to b in the finale......🤐

Southgate has had the same players for three games in a row, yet when he sends subs on, too late as usual, they invariably bring a bit of life to a dreary match. He's ignored a whole bunch of players up to now, so for heaven's sake lets see the likes of Palmer, Watkins, Toney, Eze, Gordon, Gomez, Warton, Mainoo, Konza, as well as a few others, in the starting line-ups in the next few matches. They can't be any worse than the ones we've already seen.

Apart from Guehi, who was doubted, , can anyone escape being dropped ? The pleading for support, and unfair criticism, suggests a petulant attitude that needs curbing. If Southgate did anything correctly it was galvanising the players and supporters when he was first appointed. It's now going backwards fast, bad squad selection, unfathomable tactics, massive amount of luck keeping him in tournament.

Jim White thoroughly enjoying himself resting.....is he on another planet exactly what is he resting from?

Whoever he mentions, Jim will know him

Crook is a Utd fan from Portsmouth, colour me surprised. Could he have been further away if he tried.

Prediction for the Slovakia game. Declan Rice, him the ultimate DONKEY (along the lines of Jordan Henderson), lest we forget, to break his duck off the bench with a diving header from the halfway line set up by Bukayoko. Can you see it happening on Sunday, Simon?

Easiest draw possible just like the World Cup and euros. Our hopes are gonna be shot down when we go out QF’s. This squad should go semis minimum but won’t cus of Southgate.

This arrogant shite about our side of the draw. We are no better than any of the teams we could be up against.

To say we have not found a replacement for a mediocre run of the mill player like Philips is a sackable offence in itself, Southgate thrives on mediocrity and instill's it, even in the few better players we have

I always thought Declan Rice was the greatest defensive midfielder , if I have to believe Arsenal fans .

Jim implying that joe should sort out Jim's sticky underwear?

That is the British game playing backwards, even Trent Alexander will b no-good 2 Liverpool in the coming 2024 -2025 season withe the Southgate backwards passes. WALKER is a continuation off backwards play that he don't even see players running into good positions upfront into scoring positions

I don't like slovakia are favorit against england.

How can a below average defender who played for below average clubs be expected to produce front foot football and win England a trophy. He is a bland bog standard defender at his core. He’s an FA yes man who gets on with the players so he’s in the job. Let’s not forget he’s the highest paid Manager at this tournament and isn’t capable of changing a system during a match. Scary stuff.

England won't win the tournament and Southgate must be sacked at the end of it

Is this arrogant clown for real? The Italians will school us the way we’ve played

English : 30C is warm Indians : 30C is winter

Simon Jordon, what do you know? Just a big mouth for radio!

Jesus Jim stop going on about the weather. Is it your first rodeo?

Here is one for you is the problem the press who pick the team and Southgate is scared to up set them I reckon you should get moyes in

Rigged

Jim White is such a boring man with his bland humour. It's hard to imagine him having Shakespearian moment with a lady 😭😭😭😭

Jordan is such a bore , he never wants to say anything positive about England or any other team. If he cant find anything critical to say he has nothing to say. He would deny it but he is happier if England dont do well and he can arrogantly tell the world where it all went wrong despite the factor he was never a player or manager.

These muppets continue year after year to write off teams then get beat and look like muppets 😂

Southgate simply doesn’t understand creative, attacking football. It won’t change during this tournament. It’s like asking sean dyche, a park-the-bus specialist, to play attacking and free flowing football. It simply won’t happen.

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these england fans are very arrogant. they thought they can progress to the final easily?

Southgate should, more importantly, not listen to any pundits. Their viewpoint are useless and not worthy of anything. GS should stick to his instincts, which have so far not let him down. After his tenure England and its knowledgeable pundits are free to find someone else to guide them further

Southgate is again a lucky man with another easy route, watch him conjure up a fumble. Should rest the team and play the others. Surely they are as good as Slovakia.

Southgate hasn’t got the tactic to go and win it he has to clue

How does England fluke easy groups and routes to finals?

Funny how the English media just dismiss the other teams 😂 Italy have knocked them out or beat them in recent years and Austria have looked great in this tournament. Typical arrogant English pundits having England in the final already

England will be knocked out in the next match

Southgate, Mr Bean of football. What do we expect? Absolute JOKE!

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