What about a bouncy castle? Dan

It's all about hummus it is going to be big

Step 3: Remove all 4 walls

Take away the house

No more tiny ducks...

I lost it there lol, I subbed

We're leaving you

The Legend :D

I actually know how to do that, just say "call me a piece of shit" to her. Then ask her "what is my name?"

Good.

"Likes" would be an understatement. This guy loves his hummus almost as much as he loves rubber ducks, which is a feat to behold.

same

What are you going to spend your cut on, One Word: Hummus.

@Badr Ahmed he's the guy who saves us from scammers by taking their time

새벽이슬 and ducks, *don’t forget the ducks*

100th like

184th

Here in 2020 wishing I could leave the house

640TH LIKE

@@leafionlover5230 there's 666 now

you're*

+ReimarPB fuck you

+ReimarPB yeah, fuck you !

ReimarPB fuck you

What If? Same xD

Well... That escalated quickly...

Jessica Collins yes it is

that's so true

many conversations do . . .

Jessica Collins yup...

Yes!! I want to see that!!

Omg, you’re absolutely correct, he seems like he’d be like the 11th doctor

@@CamTheWarlock he is just like the 11th doctor

Yaaaas queen

James Veitch for 14 let's go

Emperor Palpamemes yes

or Siri & Alexa vs. James Veitch

Defend Bátor good thinking

Siri: Son of a Veitch he replaced me!

I would like but your at 666

Derp

Uno reverse

Im convinced i need one of those things now

Did he ever get his free toaster?

@@LaraGroll For the last time. THERE IS NO FREE TOASTER!

Gary M. Ok, ok, I’ll stop talking about the toaster, you have my word

Exactly the same joke as to how to deal A with a spammer B Nigerian con artist - get some new jokes James

Gary M. Do conditions apply?

That's what I was thinking😂

Siri, define "social distancing".

OMG

he's being extremely responsible at a cost to his own health & sanity, the man's a hero! a HERO i tell you!

I love this comment.

@@jamesveitch why don't you heart it then?

Yeah, because his phone is always at 100% (this is from some video of his I forget which one)

Lol just kick him while hes down lmao

I came because I wondered what James was up to now.

I came here hoping to watch a showdown between Siri and Alexa. Which it kinda looked like that was going to happen at first, but then plot twist and they both gang up on James! LOL! )

I did. But this is better.

Guilty .... but loved it

I did, but this was way better.

This was posted 3 years ago but this is still funny

@Cleveland Brown I meant the video

I had to check the posting date myself.

@@qdllc lol

Copied comment??

@@gbrar4254 How is that supposed to be a copied comment? He just stated what happened to him and there is nothing funny nor is there anything to copy in that.

@@doggo_woo Can you not see the ?

@@gbrar4254 See the what?

@@Inuweeb the question mark

KawellKasell no replies???

i read this as he said it

Same Flynn

Probably because all Cortana does is open Bing searches.

SonOfMyths73 Mhm.. I think I know that from somewhere *Siri*

Then after all three of them start World war 3 against James, Cleverbot is sitting in a corner trying not to intervene

Then Bixby.

Ludi the FanWing bixby can't talk yet ://

XD

nice

AND!! Get this! The pool is filled with..... DUCKS!!!!!!

@@entropy5157 And you know what else is mixed in the water. HUMMUSSS

@@entropy5157 He sleeps on toasters for night

Rosa Bethany Iglarsh the windows assistant

@@SkimBee or that goddamned paperclip 'it looks like you're trying to come up with a savage retort: how long would you like me to wait?'

Google assistant already sort of does this

THAT would be cool!

Hannah MK I don't think Amazon dot cant do rainbow lights and Amazon dot/siri cant turn on without a Voice command. So there was some Video editing and Text to speech involved.

It wasn't easy!

James Veitch still tho make a behind the scenes

I know you can set up Echo with a FireTV remote and use a "Simon Says" command, but I don't know how this would be done with Siri.

You can manually make Siri say something; I'd say Siri was vectored in to the video after manually giving her the lines.. not sure about Alexa though.

What was it about?

Sean M spam

111gabe did someone say something about a stupid fucking journey! Come and follow me on my stupid fucking journey on my ted talk! I lived in the alps for a week and you wouldn't guess what happened, my cat froze to death! Poor old fluffers...

Lewis Brindley?

TurnTableStudios thank you for getting that reference!

*laughs in laughter* lmaooo.

Sai Pallavi Lingambhotla Hitler: we will beat the Russians by winter Stalin: laughs in snow

@@memesbecauselife2519 you live up to your name, my dude. you live up to your name!

aha exactly what I was about to write

hmmm, yes, the floor is made of floor...

y’toob

Gamer Now I'm just imagining a communist dictatorship like "The People's Republic of KZfaq".

This Random Dude not far off there

4.4M

@@JJ-tk7xf And counting

4.5M

7 mounth later, 4,5 millions have wathed this, lol.

Hee hee pos.

yeetice not many will get this but 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

II will ask the Gummy Bear to fill the JElly Beans and withdraw some money from my Cream EGG.

Karen Sauve lololololol

- Siri

Karen Sauve Still a better lovestory than Twilight XD

Telsion yep agreed.

xD

but what about the free toaster?

We may also need a creme egg for the funds

Either that or it aged extremely well

genious

Grilled peanutbutter Gaming I read this as soon as I heard it

YESSS

@Hand Solo Good one ! ..

@Hand Solo laughed at the comment with the name. Thumbs up

I am quite certain Siri is spoken by Alix Wilton Regan.

On iPhone at least you can turn on “speak selection” under accessibility and then select text and click “speak” and it reads anything in Siri’s voice

@Hand Solo 😮😮😮 they what now?

Death Panda 1.4 millions now 😁👍🏻

1.5 mil

Death Panda make this a video and I will subscribe good sir

+Alija Kennison on it bruv

its rendering my g

yeah, I lost it when she said that.

I lost it too. Siri has balls :)

joe nodden חאטעחהח׳א

That's literally what I thought was going to happen

Audrey Ng 666 likes

1,237,035 views

CCF_100 1:54

She right we all are a bunch of no buddies

Girls Girls

1kg? I need a metric ton at least. -No Woman, No Cry

No, Woman, no ! Cry !

I SHOT THE SHERIFF! (BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY)

Fucking crazy people hahaha I'm dying laughing

No woman, no cry

You wish you were half as intelligent and funny as this gentlemen. Talented to say the least and you sit here mocking him and making fun of him? I guess we see the person with no life and nothing in their life.

I can relate XD

Yeah!! but who set up the WiFi?

This has 666 likes don’t mess it up

wow... in 6 days... thats a big jump.. 151k and counting

Lol

InsideOfMyOwnMind I want her voice back for Siri. I don't like this new Siri😩

WHOSE

B. Christine her name is Alix Wilton Regan and if you wanna hear more of her she also does voice acting for videogames and she is soooo good, i love her voice :)

She randomly followed me on Twitter, and no one ever follows me on twitter, I hardly use it.

She's a freaking anti-trump SJW.

Ole Solheim Salvesen it happens to me when someone in a youtube video says ok google.

Obviously, you haven't been watching anything on BBC recently. They have these ads that literally tell your phone to remind you to watch their shows.

i like to say give siri commands in public. i dont have an iphone.

Like that Burger King commercial

WHAT? That's genius!

siri

i think

Jesus thats weird

LOL

I'm Alexa how can I help

Wishing you well, Evan.

OMG! I KNOW!

@@abigaildoll1760 know what?

@@deputyshawnburrowitz6159 He won't catch covid 19

By the way, I'm the one who gave you the hummus and Triscuits before your show in San Francisco! I hope you remember me! xoxo

Mindy C. Hummus is going to be big.

SOLOMON!

Why do I need a username? No no no its domonok

But did you favourite it?

bubbles61297 It's going places

It going to be big, he should then use the money to buy a red toaster

You could send some oil.

To get more ducks??

bubbles61297 via the giant gummy lizard

Senibua Sander holy I commented same one too (it was my ideaaaaa!)

I cannot press the like button enough times 😂😂😂

@@dahnamcgann2427 Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like Unlike Like

REKT

Yeah so true 😂😂😂😂

M8ImCool thanks for writing it down. we wouldn't know otherwise...

You're like one of those reply girls from way back, but without the boobs.

And the stammer. Reminds me of Bob Newhart. Charismatic is a great word to describe James. 🤓😎😇

i am just going to ask here, because if someone answers your comment then he will probably be able to answer mine too Is this actually possible? Can Siri and Alexa communicate at least a percentage of how much they talked here?

its a prerecorded vid

no, @LOL Dragon.. it's well made on the other hand :)

same here lol amazingly done

im not 100% sure, but it guess that the iPhone screen is just black and Siri has been edited in.. most likely the screen has been recorded with the given message and then edited on top of this video (and some bending of the image to fit to the shape) and Alexa is also there physically but turned off and when it turns on is also prerecorded and has been edited on top of this video like with Siri, but some extra lights has been created manually, for both Siri and Alexa actually, but mostly on Alexa.. well, maybe, maybe not.. maybe not all the light, but especially the red lights seem way too intense as the red light from Alexa colors the background sofa red and that wouldnt happen.. not that intensely anyways but theres also other ways to do this, like have them tell a message and have them with a certain length pause but i dont know how that could be achieved (i have iPhone and Siri myself but never sent any messages with her) but the lights are definitely edited to be more intense, or atleast on some parts.. maybe :D

Same here!

Jaxtronaut Siri sucks

Which is why i use Google Assistant

3.5 million now 😂

Siri: One does not simply, get something wrong the first time

3.6 now

4.5 mil now

Almost 5 😅

Tyler's Ant Vlogs +5

Lol

Lmao 🤣

He didnt say that

@@manavighosh4344 it's a new scetch. 😂

Michal Nealey my HomePod did the same when he said Hey Siri

TheStenchTrench Man, I wish I still lived in Chicago. Btw Amazon works with the government to gather information you don’t specifically tell it so they can learn personal information and spy on Alexa users. Just FYI

so does siri and google.. lol

Wolfpak, FYI alexa is just an electrical circuit with a bunch of components and a micro-controller. Which means it is no secret black-box for slightly skilled people to figure out what's going on within the box and what is sent over the network. There are enough publicity-seeking people who are waiting to shine in world wide media with such a data security breach. Amazon would be stupid to feed them while Amazon Echo gets banned in EU due to data protection violations. Of course they know which music you like and when you are at home and so on, but this is information that people share with the world anyway.

@@thomas.leitner Are you implying Amazon is smart?

Brooke One word: hummus.

LOL! Have you seen his ducks video? 😂

Busy Fingers yes! I found that hilarious

I SHOT THE SHERIFF (BUT NOT THE DEPUTY)

NO WOMAN NO CRY.

The Lego Taniwha same! 😂😂

It did the same for me but on the device I was watching

cool story

The Lego Taniwha, doest Siri has voice recognition like Google assistant? 😅

-Solomon

@@lunaxox4526 🤣🤣🤣

Ima Yeet same. I’m so happy it turned into what it is lmao

Ive actually been thinking that! Both very unique and genuis

Mr. Bean

Daniel Sadjadian x

you are trying to replace Rowan Atkinson

Rowan Atkinson is a cheap clown compared to James.

you have good stroke taste

I'm currently eating a Daim icecream

m a g n u m

That flavor is quite powdery... 4/10

I'm currently putting on magnum

Crybaby Jimins 21 Bellion Phantastic Jams >•

Fuck off

If it isn't like 75% of the young population

Crybaby Jimins 21 Bellion Phantastic Jams IKRR

dude chill. i don't really watch him because i don't exactly fit into the demographic, but still. a lot of his content is ironic as it is self-deprecating you know? that's just his style of humor. you have to do what you have to do for money these days, even if it is being some teen hipster or something teenage tumblr girls love

omg me too I thought I was the only one

Maggie's Journey no

Oh shit. Hope you get well soon

If this made you 'get over your depression', you weren't depressed in the first place.

It's not 'get over' it just helped, apparently.

But it's only at 6.2M.....

@@olsim1730 oh sorry, must have misread that 😂

Siri: I’m a piece of technology? James: yes Siri: well you’re a piece of shit

Don’t get me Involved I’m calling a taxi

loved that gig

James Veitch gig ?? Where ?!?! When !?!?

then go scam him, he's lacking material

What's his email address

kee kee lol

Josh T 😀

he does not own the rights to scamalot.