Armored Core 1 is a game for Insane People

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the magical adventures of Sigma Bones
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Twitter - / punished_umbra
Music:
Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen - Death
Super Smash Bros. Melee - Character Select
Cry of Fear - Simon is Back
Hyper - Spoiler
Earthbound - Giygas theme
Monster Hunter 1 - Fatalis theme
Mick Gordon - Rip and Tear
Armored Core Master of Arena - 9
Armored Core 2 - Opinion of the Way
people in the video:
me(any pronouns) - red text
Stel(any pronouns) - black and teal text
Jackzander(he/him) - green text
Lucas(he/him) - pink text
Annie(she/they) - purple text
Death(he/him) - black and white text
Timestamps:
(0:00) Armored Core 1
(36:14) Armored Core Project Phantasma
(48:14) Armored Core Master of Arena
thumnbail drawing by DarkDeskes - darkdeskes?lang=es
Footage from these VODS:
Armored Core 1:
• Armored Core 1
• Armored Core 1 pt. 2
Armored Core Project Phantasma:
• [Armored Core Project ...
• [Armored Core Project ...
Armored Core Master of Arena:
• [Armored Core Master o...
• [Armored Core Master o...

Пікірлер: 142

@saucind6424 6 ай бұрын

Reward: 21000 Expenses: -18821 Balance: 2179 Skor: “Shit, this doin’ numbers.”

@kamanira 6 ай бұрын

The fact Skoriath effortlessly crushed the triple Nineball encounter AND Seraph in one attempt and minimal effort is absolutely wild after how much Vaati hyped that fight up.

@Delmworks 6 ай бұрын

Clealry, Vaati needs to git gud.

@grimmreaper5349 6 ай бұрын

Now you see, this just shows that SKOR HIMSELF is cracked. Not that the fights are easy

@Harpy-with-Legs 6 ай бұрын

@@grimmreaper5349 skill issue

@strayednine8859 6 ай бұрын

He is a gaming genius™

@DragonaxFilms 6 ай бұрын

I mean, to be fair, Vaati was on original hardware.

@Hedoro_Latoureux 6 ай бұрын

It's like the equivalent of the moonlight greatsword he says in a game that contains the moonlight greatsword

@thomasquwack9503 Ай бұрын

I was gonna say!

@SaarkinCho 2 ай бұрын

"buy a tank with credit cards and don't pay the bill" is human+ when you think abt it

@dontec466 4 ай бұрын

"No babe, that's a rhombus" I can't fucking breathe lmao. Please have them on for the the rest of this series, I can't live without them now.

@leon2550 6 ай бұрын

11:48 i'm just imagining skor in the pilot seat, and his friends over comms huddled around a terminal watching this shit happen and going "oh god, oh my god"

@dreameater8548 6 ай бұрын

This video contains: - Planes - Looking up bound to trigger button - Doodle Jump - A gun that looks like a joint for a different gun - Weezer gun - Mispellings. Twice. - Bomb - Intentional Crimes against humanity - Sxixixixixixixi and his friend, the Voice (1) - Master of Technicality - Speedrunning the final boss fight two times in a row - Skipping the final boss fight entirely because you were too fed up - Phrog - Green Dog - All the other silly ACs - Intros that go extremely hard - THE ORGANISMS - The one time I decided to talk in chat and apparently all I said was pure brainrot - Discovering mechanics waaay too late into the game - Skor & Co just generally being a menace - Ganongorf 10/10 Would Armor my Core again (good job, bean sprout)

@fishbones8698 6 ай бұрын

you forgot the curse of ra

@dreameater8548 6 ай бұрын

@@fishbones8698 I indeed forgot the Curse of Ra thanks dawg

@dreameater8548 6 ай бұрын

Curse of Ra has been added to the list.

@ency3329 5 ай бұрын

What about " *The Object* "?

@dreameater8548 4 ай бұрын

@@ency3329 that's the gun that looks like a joint for a different gun :D

@DragonaxFilms 6 ай бұрын

I appreciate the blurring of background text to make the subtitles easier to read 👍

@kittykat5090 6 ай бұрын

it's such a small detail but it's greatly appreciated!!!

@Hellscrap3r 6 ай бұрын

I fucking love how creature-brained y'all are, you see a weapon you can't make sense of and you crowd around it like Jawas going "thing.....thing......th..object...."

@_thetophatman_ 6 ай бұрын

58:45 that is so specific bro, you know he meant that shit😭

@CrucibleOfHate 5 ай бұрын

Skor you did not just say "It's like Armored Core's Moonlight Greatsword" The moonlight sword is armored core's moonlight sword

@RiderAerix 6 ай бұрын

42:12 honestly that’d be more cost effective than trying to buy the games on eBay

@Emtwplays 6 ай бұрын

This is one of those rare videos that I just did not want to end the whole time and then got actually sad when it ended lol. Absolute banger, so much effort must have gone into this cause it's soooo good.

@App1elele 6 ай бұрын

instant fukcign classic

@masonwhite3698 3 ай бұрын

The immense, burning secondhand fury I got at the cube section was unparalleled. Just watching that made me want to beat the designers over the head with a cube.

@lilchoto3 5 ай бұрын

Hey Skor, just wanted to provide an update on my Armored-Core-Brain-ed-ness: I have now beaten the first game, Project Phantasma, and Master of Arena. I never thought I would get this far considering that I wasn't really feeling AC1 at the start, but damn is this series of games like, actually really good. I keep rewatching this video, too, I don't know why, it's just funny, and maybe my brain is installed backwards and I can't get over this game. I hear the Raven's Nest theme in my sleep. I'm actually on this page because I was checking this video to steal your AC build to fight Nine-Ball at the end of Master of Arena, I got insanely lucky and hit him with my last quad laser shot at 68 AP left, so thanks for the build, I guess. anyways, excited for the AC2 video! I'm gonna go get cracking on the EX Arena and get my snot rocked

@scorpio0494 6 ай бұрын

40:50 in all honesty, I can definitely see kokonoe being a streamer

@RudyG.Numpad 3 ай бұрын

Your impression of Alucard killed me

@JackDout 6 ай бұрын

Quads are really good in ac1, and you had pretty strong weapons for it too. You just had a better match up, as must of it's hits just missed, or colided with your projectiles. If you were taller, considering you didn't move much at the start of the fight you would've died. But in this case, Nineball couldn't beat the match up.

@HollyBunnySilly 3 ай бұрын

the organisms got me hopping from foot to foot while flapping my hands i love you the organisms 😭❤️❤️❤️

@DiranJiru Ай бұрын

Armored Core is a series where a character will be named ‘Testicle Forger’ and his symbol is a hand holding the world, because it reflects that he has not just company CEOs by the balls, but the whole world itself.

@strikermodel 6 ай бұрын

AC 1 was a very fleshed out mech game for it's time, dang

@scorpio0494 6 ай бұрын

This game blows the entirety of all the games on pc rn out of the water

@Minty17 6 ай бұрын

A full hour of SlimyWrath? Hell yeah.

@themelonzone38 6 ай бұрын

45:20 you thought we wouldn't notice the old world fatalis theme?

@mrhbombman 6 ай бұрын

Skoriath going through Armored Core? This ought to be good.

@rainwayva 6 ай бұрын

I forgot about how roasted I got for having free will :(

@thelettuceclub 6 ай бұрын

That HUA Alucard impression was spot on. Do it more cause funny

@Pepagg8 23 күн бұрын

Fun fact: "Chronic hacker" was actually a defence of an infamous hacker in court

@TonyTama 19 сағат бұрын

my favorite thought is imagining a Neko Skoriath violently mauling cute christmas themed pokemon.

@mintyfresh2281 6 ай бұрын

Hey is Stephen...yknow 💁‍♂️💅 (fatally lactose intolerant)

@scorpio0494 2 ай бұрын

After all this time, I’m furious that this video isn’t performing as well as his hollow knight videos. This is still my favorite video he’s made.

@ghasterra8950 6 ай бұрын

this is the first video of yours that i am seeing and it has had me laughing harder than i have in YEARS

@jellyfish3269 6 ай бұрын

Holy shit I think I just found my new favorite KZfaqr. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.

@Trikipum 6 ай бұрын

funny, i remember finishing this game and playing it multiplayer for weeks non stop and we didnt even have dual shock joypads.. No analog sticks.. yeah..

@djoshawott2850 6 ай бұрын

Fun fact: I believe they aren't even compatible.

@goldenmajin4073 6 ай бұрын

Armored Core as a series never used analog controls until the last two PS2 games@@djoshawott2850

@Yohan99999 6 ай бұрын

@@djoshawott2850unless you use a true analogs rom then no

@brotbrotsen1100 2 ай бұрын

@@djoshawott2850Well don't know if they are but they don't make it easier that's for sure. Played it with a Ps4 controller and even if you bind the controls to the second stick, it does not make it any less "clunky" for a lack of a better word.

@S20TBL 24 күн бұрын

Wise man once said: playing a Souls game is straightforward, but playing an old hat Armored Core game requires you to calculate the annual GDP and balance your tax sheets

@nm3k511 6 ай бұрын

Despite finishing the story on AC1 trilogy (no human plus), only thing not done is the EX Arena on Master of Arena and prob do a run with Human Plus.

@karechikatsu 6 ай бұрын

this was genuinely quite funny haha keep it up man!

@__8120 17 күн бұрын

25:40 the lesser known Lhurgoyf, Ganongoyf

@thelaughingdragon32 6 ай бұрын

This is a really good video!

@anthonyslaptheknee9344 6 ай бұрын

29:22 didn't expect this video to randomly become a second minecraft video

@reilly5005 3 ай бұрын

Maybe I should play armored core (Also I didn’t realize that Annie transitioned until just now, good for her!)

@xithael8709 3 ай бұрын

“I think this is what nier is about“ *oppenheimer onscreen*

@eat00002 6 ай бұрын

Im making my pfp green dog when this video is done

@Outta_Orbitt 5 ай бұрын

For some reason my twitter started playing I Am All Of Me from shadow the hedgehog at 43:19 out of nowhere. Made that Cutscene so much better.

@OmegaUberDeathbot 6 ай бұрын

Ah yes. AC1. The starting point for my love of robots.

@Harpy-with-Legs 6 ай бұрын

I am instantly a fan, intro had me hooked. This is some quality content.

@eat00002 6 ай бұрын

i woke up four minutes in this shit ballin

@eat00002 6 ай бұрын

im making my profile picture green dog

@maxwellvindman7212 6 ай бұрын

the clients for attack urban center are the voices in your head

@aperson6376 6 ай бұрын

Armoured Core 1 spotted, I can piss again!

@user-fl9zt1ks8k 2 ай бұрын

I beat Valkyrie in the destroy gal center mission by flying to the roof of one of the buildings where he couldn't reach me before the timer ran out lol

@peakbow 5 ай бұрын

I never did cleanse that curse.

@wallflowerxm 6 ай бұрын

this video is my new sleep aid thank you gaming genius

@Blahblahblah28504 2 ай бұрын

I'm going to piss myself laughing the longer I fucking see you guys play this game. It's also amazing you beat Nineball Seraph rather quickly.

@OfficerQuavers 6 ай бұрын

First vid here. That was absolutely hilarious. Good shit people! 😂

@teddyjohnson7527 6 ай бұрын

VARIETY CORETENT GOATED

@MrThespyman 6 ай бұрын

holy fuck I haven't laughed that hard until the freight train bit. subbed

@aliasmp4 6 ай бұрын

The best video on KZfaq.

@Alasanek 2 сағат бұрын

This was great

@MrTigracho 6 ай бұрын

Man, this reminds me of those games that, while it had poor graphics, completely made up with gameplay mechanics

@thedicecorner3118 6 ай бұрын

not surprising to see seraph get cooked like that; it was really only hard with a midweight

@moodypessimist5375 6 ай бұрын

PEAK VIDEO

@felucianocedawowitsthegaygirl 6 ай бұрын

first time watching anything armored core related, i feel like this was the only right first experience and also last, i will never watch anything armored core related again, i already reached peak

@dhoffnun 6 ай бұрын

As someone who has played every Armored Core game across thousands of hours... ...you right

@billythenarwhal1579 5 ай бұрын

Them discussing the chemical truck mission literally encapsulates the entire point of Armored Core.

@sailorsanqua 6 ай бұрын

Oh my god a hour long Skor video… bro are you okay?

@Skoriath 6 ай бұрын

I LOVE TYPING CAPTIONS I LOVE TYPING CAPTIONS

@derpi3438 3 ай бұрын

47:27 gotta be one of my favourite gags

@Bridget_Gamin 6 ай бұрын

I love core I hope nine-ball gets screen time

@aristedes9449 6 ай бұрын

This is a certified Sigma Bones Moment

@eherden2169 6 ай бұрын

Its good to have friends experience your struggle when dealing with the cubes platforms.

@legomania2427 6 ай бұрын

This video gives me ‘The Russian Badger’ vibes. That is good.

@ilucasz 2 ай бұрын

42:00 Armored Core: Burping Phantasma.

@masontrevelyan2254 6 ай бұрын

Seeing u guys play this game is me flashacks to being like 10

@thefunkyfish5640 3 ай бұрын

I regularly have thoughts abour The Organism From Armored Core 1

@valfrozz 6 ай бұрын

ITS HERE

@kamerona4723 6 ай бұрын

your core is now armored

@gamerman7861 6 ай бұрын

I'm gonna say it since noone else wants to... Stinger sounds like Hakumen

@Lglize_Grbulns49 6 ай бұрын

Stinger really sounds like metal gear asmr

@YFANCubeShorts 6 ай бұрын

sigma bones is the best character of all time

@rainy4902 6 ай бұрын

This gave me good laughs

@antris292 6 ай бұрын

Yeah the game is for madmen and it is as subtle as a brick subtext? no it is just the text

@ilucasz 2 ай бұрын

I'm honestly really surprised you managed to kill Nine Ball Seraph on first try. Well, I guess that's just because Neco Arc is one of the most powerful characters in fiction, I guess...

@RyanLBC 6 ай бұрын

did you guys end up getting the moonlight blade? i forgot what the mission was called but it was a mission with a ton of tunnels wth flames or fireballs coming at you

@Skoriath 6 ай бұрын

i got it off stream after i beat ac1 and used it in the expansions

@RyanLBC 6 ай бұрын

oh nice , right on! btw you made me want to go back and play this on emulator. i dont know how i beat his game as a kid with the old control schemes. you'rea beast lol. if you ever try ac3, there's some a mod online that allows you to play with a fully modern control scheme via xbox or ps controller. @@Skoriath

@xavierwalko4175 6 ай бұрын

SUPER ROBOT WARS BABY

@yokai1235 6 ай бұрын

you know you can map the strafing to the dpad and looking left and right for the bumpers it would had made the whole game easier

@masontrevelyan2254 6 ай бұрын

I know when u say it like that convince me they was trolling hard XD fromsoft that is

@dhoffnun 6 ай бұрын

This right here - this is what KZfaq is for 👌

@PeppySweetheart 6 ай бұрын

NEW SKOR VID!!!!!!!

@InfernoTune727 6 ай бұрын

You will never be nine ballin' ngl

@drwilyecoyote5357 5 ай бұрын

lol, north really be in here tryna disavow his games' parentage. 40:18

@lucaszarate4161 6 ай бұрын

Oh lord, I forgot what I said during this stream. I have so much regret Also lol Also Also Hi Skor

@artisan2906 6 ай бұрын

how did you get the OG ac font. how.

@Skoriath 6 ай бұрын

that's not the armored core font, that's chronotrigger, and i just googled it

@artisan2906 6 ай бұрын

@@Skoriath NICE!

@HekateMGO 6 ай бұрын

Now that you've finished these games with the awkward original controls, there's a romhack by VanLaser that implements actual dual analog controls. He's patched every game that uses the old controls.