This one is for The Community™

"I acknowledge that the blades have made a decision, but considering that it's a stupid fucking decision, I have elected to ignore it." - Near every skyrim player

Here's an idea, I think Aventus needs to contact the dark Brotherhood directly instead of relying on some outdated ritual, you should show him the way, Simon.

I always sided with Paarthurnax except for one time to see what would happen, the game bugged and Paarthurnax was stuck at 0 health and wouldn't die. Even the game doesn't want you to kill Paarthurnax.

The thing I hate about Delphine the most (apart from her wanting me to kill Paarthurnax), is that she, the great agent of blades, who was hiding from the thalmor for years, just went and used my real name on the invitation to the embassy. Seriously? Now the thalmor are chasing me where ever I go. (Not that they have any chance at catching me, but still.)

Delphine is what happens when you gaslight an NPC into thinking they're the protagonist.

Why do I get the impression that it would have been easier to drag Paarthurnax to Delphine?

From now on I choose to believe that Riverwood despised Delphine and that Orgnar threw a huge party when she left for Sky Haven Temple. It's canon now.

I still can't believe they added such a giant oversight into the game and never patched it. Delphine admits they follow the Dragonborn, but then treats the Dragonborn like her disobedient child and acts like only she's right and won't listen to reason....I would have loved a quest where you trick Delphine into meeting Parthanaax, just to have him eat her as revenge for being such a miserable woman, maybe push Esbern off a cliff....then you can start your own Blades group that only targets the Dragons that won't side with Parthanaax. I know there are mods...but still....

Now we need a "Force Delphine to apologize to Paarthurnax" mod.

He did what we've all wanted to do. Thank you, Simon!

Delphine:

The imagery of you dragging Delphine to Paarthurnax by the hand, the shoulder, and even the hair had me giggling the whole way.

Delphine: Paarthurnax must die.

That whole interaction with James has such 'trying to stop drunk friend from fighting and get them home' vibes.

“YOU aren’t the Dragonborn”

Next episode: Dragging Parthunaax to Sovengarde to tell off Alduin.

Finally. This apology is long overdue. Nobody disrespects Party Snax.

I kinda want a behind the scenes shot 😂 Just an aggravated Scotsman blindly insulting a wall.

Some might say the Blades have a point about Paarthurnax, but what they don't understand is that he's a very neat & tidy dragon and he was just cleaning the trash off his mountain. 😌