I gave u ur 200th like

xavier sanchez thanks dude :)

@@newo-bi1iq hard question but what's ur top 5 worst horror movies u have ever seen and what's ur top 5 favorite horror movies.... here mine Least favorite horror movies: IT chapter 2 The nun Annabelle The curse or la llorona The conjuring 2 My favorite horror movies: The conjuring IT (2017) Halloween (2018) Dr sleep The shining Bonus ones I like Favorite horror movies: Halloween Pet sematary (2019) Scary stories to tell in the dark

I can just imagine an editor seeing the movie for the first time and thinking, I can't let the world see this. I respect him

Freya Abrams haha, that’s exactly what I thought

This is so underrated

Yes

Gorrls... lol😂

That would be ironic 😂

Or *I'LL STUFF ALL OF YOU IN THE CRUST*

no. The 2018 movie is accurate to Canon Slender Man. back in 2009(so, a week or two before MH was created), Slender Man tears your insides out, puts them in plastic bags then puts them back in your body, and hangs your corpse on trees. I don't think Slender Man moving is a bad thing(Episode #6 of EverymanHYBRID, and The Mary Asher Phone Call from TribeTwelve), though I just dislike Slender Man actually KILLING people, That's what removes the horror for me.

I mean id be hella nervous if a 9 foot tall man wearing a suit without a face started power walking toward me id be scared af too

Good point, and sometimes, he has frickin tentacles coming out of his back. I don’t know if he that happens in this movie I haven’t finished the video yet.

Ok he does talk about it.

@@1FenFen1 Okay, this is super-late, I simply noticed this comment because of a notification for one that was made below today. My anticlimactically brief response: I don't really care how he was originally, I still think he's just better in his more modern depictions, the way I described. Physical violence and gore feel too... too close to reality? It feels like something I can try and resist. But something mentally destroying or outright killing me just by being near it, while being unable to actually get away from it in the first place? _That's_ horrifying. That taps into both the concepts of "fear of the unknown" and "fear of inevitability" at once - the most primal emotional and instinctive human fears there are, respectively (the two very things we fear about death itself, after all).

Lmao that was like the scariest thing in the entire movie

Underrated lmao

fr

dont try and impersonate me. ill get you

Social anxiety is the most scary part of this movie

He respects the bro code

Lol good lookin' out, Slenderbuddy

He would want to kill himself after seeing my search history

@@borng-7611 Slender Man r34?

respect

Battle Cat I literally burst out laughing during dinner during that part

I’ve played this game for years

It wasn’t even that funny

Hahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhhahahahhahhahaahahahaahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahhaahahhahahahahhaahahahaha you make me laugh,.

Battle Cat hi meatshield. Had to

Imagine saying that line flirtily, but instead finishing it with: "But I'd have to rip your tongue out of your mouth 😘" That would change things lmao

@@gokuxsephiroth4505 But what if they’re into tongue-ripping??

​@@JackdawFeathersthen there a pervert

​@@gokuxsephiroth4505 Hot

haha lol amen

no it isnt sad

@@madhunter6420 Attention seeking gets you nowhere positive.

@@madhunter6420 bruh how old are you? Thats the most edgy 10 year old thing I've ever heard.

@@madhunter6420 you think you’re cool, kid, you are the scum of the universe

@@madhunter6420 bruh plays gta like a bitch, the only one I know who isn’t is graystillplays

I completely 100% agree..I am confessing to something very embarrassing- ..because of an actual, physical real life experience I had...where yes, I was acually stalked, or at least what may have been only 'possibly' stalked, but was just followed unsettingly, by a very, very tall thin man one night, with unseen features, a business suit, and a briefcase...before there was a trend, before I knew what 'creepypasta' even meant, I really thought 'Slenderman' was a possible real threat. I didn't truly believe he was supernatural. I thought he was a criminal, a grounded in reality serial killer, who was just known for using a sheath or a sack mask, to obscure his face, and hung silently around children playgrounds and empty street corners, and was known to just lurk around and follow you slowly, instead of immeadietly chasing you. I thought this was likely an exaggeration, but still entirely plausible local urban legend, and it filled me with so much dread, to the point I had anxiety at night, after that really troubling experience on my walk back home. But soon as I learned where the origins of Slenderman actually came from, and most of all, when the Tentacle Monster TM and video game ripoffs constantly barraged my feed, I knew these 2 things were not connected whatsoever. I just stumbled upon some creepy random guy. And this was a monster. He was far more sinister when it was ambiguously human, or an abstract concept.

That could be because Slenderman (especially with the tentacles) is more or less just a loose rip-off of Nergal from "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy".

​@@cartooncritique6625 You may be right. But even without the context of the show (I haven't watched a single complete episode of it sadly), the tentacles are still really dumb. It likens Slenderman to a Tim Burton-like caricature, minus all of the charm.

Truth is, Marble Hornets made Slender man(The Operator) scary just by having him stand there and be menacing.

​@@JohnSmith-pi3ls Agreed, as a character just standing there or moving just out of frame, Slenderman was sitting right in the uncanny valley. I'll take that over an inbred Voldemort with tentacles lol.

ROFL I'm dying of laughter at this comment.

Who isnt

time to bring back are you afraid of the dark because thats what this is on an acting level lol...movies suck now

Want to like but it's at 666 likes

@machoveli This movie was actually just adapting the CreepyPasta source material. As you can see they didn't have to collect pages or anything. The movie was shitty because the people behind it was shitty, wouldn't matter what movie they made.

Bro just wants a picture

i think this could be said for literally EVERY CREEPYPASTA IMAGE or at least most of them

Well he also likes pranking children by runing their photos/selfies

@@wolfthegamer9576 and 20 dollars

Slender man had tons of lore way before this movie was made

Yeah that sounds hella better than the actual movie

You should try to revive slendermans name with that

Tbh I wouldn’t mind if they based it off the real horrible stuff of what that those girls did to their friend and make them start thinking that slender man is talking to them and telling them to kill

I love the idea of Slenderman being a cognetohazard, which doesn't directly exist, but can affect you in your mind the moment you are exposed to it.

Slenderman as a Drug Trip genuinely sounds good

@@Moritz-fv3jm r/cursedcomments

HA, that happens when all the time when I watch KZfaq all the time, especially on my phone

Moritz 5379 what the fuck

Fuck, I laughed way too hard at this one

OMG LOL this actually made me laugh out loud bc I’ve thought this to myself before while watching dark movies 😂😂😂

damn i wonder how it went sexual

@@thebeansaregone no, you know how it went sexual

slendy have tentacles thats enough proof

Zolenge B. DO NOT CALL SLENDERMAN AT 3 A.M (GONE POLITICAL)

@Undefined Logic 0__0

That actually makes sense but the movie should've explained it better tbh

yeah taking someones pottery instead of someone they love is way worse.. 😂😂 i dont think any of them has that much attachment to the objects they chose to "sacrifice"

@@amandacantcometothephonein this context it definitely doesn’t work, but if you were offering something like your dead mother’s remaining jewelry or your dead spouse’s wedding ring those things would definitely hurt enough to work in a sacrificial ritual

except for the fact that its slenderman and not a fuckin 1990s pixel videogame boss

Yeah I agree with that. That and Hallie’s sister’s hallucinations I thought were really cool. That’s literally it.

trashy edgelord it’s unbelievable that this actually happened

I wish we had a movie about it

Is it on Netflix or Hulu?

Autism Robotrix VCGH there's a 'documentary' about it on youtube, about an hour long

@@calebc339 thanks. Link please, I'm really tired and sore.

Remember when it was just an entry into a horror photoshop contest?

No because Slender used have good genuinely scary web series on him, before the game, and before corporate Hollywood took it.

I get that Slenderman was stalking us; he lost the pages of his diary and we're pricks that just pick them up and put them in out pocket.

good times

YEAS

Better to say "I don't know I made pot I guess" because that'll work much better.

@@alduintheanti-dragonborn - Your username. Yes. I love it. :3

Slenderman: why you running you wanted to die Girl: I changed my mind Slenderman: :| Slenderman: alright you’re becoming a tree now. I was going to just kill you but you pissed me off.

Slenderman: *why are u running?*

*269th like*

slenderman: yo what the fuck, I just wanted to flex >:|

@@zackzallie8735 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Criminally underrated comment.

And im 19

Bro Penguin okay nobody asked

*Hi. Im Jared, the subway guy*

Hi, I'm Jared, the KZfaq guy!

His name is Jared and he's still looking good

Delete this

MAJOR DOMINANCE

Delet diz

I wouldnt say widest maybe longest but widest would be a big thicc boy like king k rool

This is gold.

EPIC

Idiots am i right

Plot twist: The only reason this movie is so bad was o\so it can get rid of the fear that caused people by that slenderman story that got on the news 1:28.

Well, I sh*t you not, at the end the movie turns into a PSA. They had cool ideas that you can see plastered all over the movie but nope! It was to warn us about the danger of memes...

@@nuggets8229 nah its so bad cus the monster itself barely gets screen time

Are you 12

I mean, it’s nit THAT bad, the only problem is you can’t see anythin.. oh wait nvm ya just mentioned iz

siccck!

Masahiro Sakurai what happened? He/she dented the comment

Lol I was 16 when my best friend told me about the creepypasta... as were walking through a tril in the middle of the woods at 1:00am in the morning. I got over it quickly though 😂

@Tara Wollner there's a fucking video on it lol look it up

BearsHunnyPot it’s slazo mate

@@melancholy7928 I'm aware

his freeze ray is like 6 feet tall or something like that

@@anabsolutedirtbag442 Margaret is 7 feet tall lmao

oof

I was more confused Should a be scared laughing is having a spaz attack or something

He was probably doing a fortnite dance

then everyone clapped

yiğit koçak r/thathappened good one 😂

Yes! A found footage film of a person who investigated the legend of slender man after the disappearance of a little girl and he finds the castle in the forest. Keep slender man vague and menacing .

So like Marble Hornets and Tribe Twelve?

a found footage film woulda been sick tbh. much better than what this is

Like marble hornets

The one time the public demands a found footage film, the one time it would make sense being a found footage film, they fucking WASTE THE OPPORTUNITY.

His nose much be huge then

14 Feet?! What the hell?!

@@ngljustwannavibe Check out Slazo.

@@ngljustwannavibe it's a slazo video , the absolute size of gru

@@sui11106 his pecker is as ling as a subway foot long.

Paper for skin glass for bones

Lost in Space That's legit me.

I heard he can only be killed by a certain pistol he keeps in his front pocket.

Probably has a high center of gravity

KILLING SLENDERMAN AT 3:AM ***NOT CLICKBAIT***

That makes sense. With hindsight, my comment decking sucks.

leafy is cheese But jump scares are annoying! If you want a scary jump scare, you have to make the atmosphere quiet and then we get a jump scare when the monster or something horrifying pops up. False jump scares, like cats, doesn’t count.

I was the 666th like, I can die happy now

@@awesomedonut8228 no it ducking doesn't

beep Yes it’s dunking is

Yes

duh

Oldie but a goodie

Slenderman is just agent 47

Just because he is in a horrible horror movie doesn't mean he isn't fashionable *duh*

I swear to whatever god is out there that if you went to wattpad for that....

Most fanfics on AO3 are actually really quality so-

lol 90% fanfics are just straight up yaoi shit.

Same

Zack Zallie that‘s sadly true

lmao

I mean vor is the creepiest shit I have ever seen

There probably is

There is Fat Princess lol.

I mean, I'd play it. It sounds terrifying

Yeah unless it's used correctly, like in IT

They can be used very effectively though. They create amazing tension because people have a physical reaction to getting scared. Instead of watching creepy stuff solely happen to someone else, jumpscares bring some of the suspense to the viewer. This movie did not use them effectively though.

@@ignorethischannelitdoesntexist IT is not scary, no pun intended.

@@boogiewoogie343 it is scary because I can write an entire book on Pennywise's fucking huge forehead

This is such a good analogy. Here, take a like (PS: also agree with Alex Zander, but movies tend to take the lazy route...)

Please don't he'll come after me than

JK

@@ieatcrayons7314 im coming to you

@@csll106 jk I'm not the one who made the movie

@@ieatcrayons7314 hahaha

fuck sony

Jeff: yeah uh, for my movie, can I have Warner Bros. do it for me?

@@sbeve1051 If we have a Jeff movie, it's gonna be shit no matter what

Goblin Slayer Jeff The Killer's Backstory made no sense at all, of course it'll be shit

@@lorddog7249 "I had an action fight with a 13 year old kid and threw him through a fucking window but now I'm crazy OOGA BOOGA I'M SCARY BE SCARED"

Gru is my fursona

Medium D Speaks Same!

Itll be better anyway

Same

Who doesn't

You gotta look nice when you're killing people

@@kingbidoof7619 lmao.

kidnapping idiots is a good job mate. challenging work. out of doors. guarantee you won't go angry.

@@mr.bluesky3298 because at the end of the day, as long as there is 2 people left of the planet

@@TheDJBrojo Someone is gonna want someone dead.

Daniel Sambar so the wii fit trainer?

Daniel Sambar you forgot he's suppose to be tall

There are some weird pictures though that are creepy. Like the ones where he has multiple legs. But other than that it's kinda pathetic lmao

White people be like

he’s a toll boi

LMAO

LOL

he was the only one who got truly killed

Slendy deserves more Remake the movie and replace everyone and the story of the film!

I feel like this movie would be a bit better if the mc was like a reporter with a husband whos a police officer and theyre invastigating some missing children beacuse slender man takes children and i really hate the summon slender man part im preety shure slender man just exists he doesnt need to be summoned and also if they gave slender man more fucking screen time he was in the movie for like 3 fucking minutes in total

So inspiring!

Seriously, why my peepee hard

kremit the frog same.

@@PopTab2527 (*sends to gulag*)

Gru: I'll stuff you all in the crust

@@roam980 I will send you to Gulag

"Action"

Endermen

the drone says horror, comedy

Mr. Oof even Yee olde film critics aren’t scared of this shit

Blasting Slenderman with a fucking Semi-Auto!!1! (NOT CLICKBAIT; WE ACTUALLY KILLED HIM!1!!)

lol 😭

I had a literal nightmare about Slenderman himself and the plot was better.There was even a slight twist in the end lmao

@@jermasus8600 what was the plot of the nightmare

Had a dream where at some point, i could feel myself genuinely terrified. The dream I loved, and wasnt even too scary, but was still scarier than this

I had myself a slender man dream that took some notes from actual good movies and also adapted one of the stories of the games, slender the arrival, into a movie with no music that isn’t in-world where the characters can hear it too. The characters weren’t dumb and things were actually scary, but hey. I won’t see it to the big screen because people wanna make shit like this.

even the trailer was shit

@@madnessbound The trailer actually showed scenes that weren't even in the movie, like wtf.

Tbh i wanted the story to center around maybe a detective trying to solve missing people cases while slowly being tortured by Slender Man and going mad but oh no, tYpiCaL HiGh ScHoOl SeTtiNg oH bOi

@@issac2110 Yeah, some real Lovecraft-inspired shit. Mix with the pacing of Sinister with the images from the Ring, the would have been dope.

@@lynxbelow6922 thats why I liked the first trailer so much. It showed of a psychological kinda shit mixed in with the suicide of tortured teens hell i could've sworn i saw a dectective or police as well in the trailer. But idk been a while since I saw it

They do be scary doe😳

I always leave the cave when I hear them... That's some scary sh¡t

Shadow ikr

NOTHING is scarier than minecraft cave sounds

Scenario: You are in a Minecraft cave, you finally spot diamonds after 2 hours of just walking around. You run fast torwards the diamonds, suddenly you hear "Cave17.ogg" and a Skeleton pops out. What do you do?

BatGoblet The Visit basically

h o n e s t l y

10/10

I have some intel. 2021....

Imagine granny vr I really want this

Right

It's actually probably so loose because of Covid and Slendy is doing his part and staying 6 ft apart

@@coocoollama64 probably

Slendy: that's not very legal Also Slendy: imma bout to do something very illegal

Chloe: Opens Eyes Before The Third Bell. Slender Man: I’m Coming For You. Me: You Shouldn’t Have Done That. Wren ‘Soundin Like Max Caulfield From Life Is Strange’: CHLOE!!

I can't tell if this is serious or not and the fact that I'm not surprised worries me.

No a man dressed in a hoodie and denim jeans in the middle of a Bronx getto is terrifying

I mean, if I saw a well dressed guy in the middle of the woods with no dirt or crumples in his tux, I'll be scared or at least suspicious, white or otherwise.

Batter Sempai ya suspicious but not scared

i dont know if this is ironic or not

Fidel Cashflo I was waiting for the post they looked at for how to summon Slender Boi to say that!

Yeah wtf was up with that anyway

BACK IN MY DAY WE ALL WE HAD WERE A FLASH LIGHT THAT DIDNT DO SHIT AND AND WE HAD TO TEAR DOWN SLENDER MANS OBSCURE ART GALLERY IN THE FOREST

Did they not put a hint of that in the movie?

Who else thinks it would have been a better plot if to get their friends back she had to play IRL Slender being this deadly game to win her friends back

Fuck you I don’t wanna see u on the next vid I watch

I just saw you at the top of the comment section on mildly interesting less than an hour ago

OMG😂😂😂

PLAYED MINECRAFT AT 3AM (HEROBRINE APPEARED AND I SHAT MY UNWASHED PANTS)

Snapmare lol the bathroom? Haha were you also high 😂 you kno that's where the exhaust fan is 🙃

Who’s “we”?

Von Mackensen History us

Swear to God you communists

True.

one spicy boye what exactly is wrong with communism you capitalist swine

Box Productions at 3 A.M.

@@about75feet7 (GONE WRONG) (POLICE CALLED)

theres a fly on u bro let me try swat it

👋👋

"hey babe what's up I see you left me on read"

Tentacles*

@@rainclouds3677 😑

@@Vergebung23 Yes I am that type of person, have a lovely day regardless!

@@rainclouds3677 😑 okay. U too-...

I’m the 69th like Perfection

Maya Minuminati yes!

They did, it's called Marble Hornets.

Jan M Exactly. However, The marble Hornets aren’t considered ‘Creepypastas’.

@@Gasoline_swigger But creepypasta fans made it.

Jan M Then either way, like i said, creepypasta fans could make a better slenderman movie on a lower budget than sony.

That part where Elvis was talking about Rule 34 fanfics being typed while that girl was doing... something got me. Then, "are you gonna cry?" edit was hilarious as hell. 😂

“That’s rough buddy”

Godzilla says hi

You just summed up Micheal bays transformers

Every clover field movie wants to know your location

You're

I was dead

*He's still lookin good. Eatin subway sandwiches. His name is Jared and he's still lookin good.* Yes, I made a South Park reference.

@@salt8044 but he looks good because of his aides

I lost it, like I had to pause because I was laughing too hard to pay attention

I sprayed water out my nose

2011 actually :DD. In 2012 when I was like 8 it was nothing but a meme. No one found it scary. Trollface cartoon soon I hope.

@@OltskuMP nah it 2011-2012 was the year the games arrived

@@kedarunzi9139 Yea and it died fast asf cuz it wasn't scary or interesting and people only remember it for the rule34 shit :D.

@@OltskuMP I mean I'm not saying the media produced was good but it did last strong up until the stabbing

@@kedarunzi9139 Nah it was just like Jeff the killer but maybe slightly less cringy and a bit better story. It still wasn't good and it definetly didn't last multiple years. Atleast for most people. Maybe some 6 year olds were scared of it in 2014 still but I never heard of it after 2012.

that's a better story than the actual movie lmfao

kids are pretty creepy

@@Nocturnalzyx yea they are ;-;

Meloette i will try to get 34 milion dollars and i will inform you when i get them so then we can make the movie

@@hanna-si9jn kids are terrifying