"Her organs are failing... they don't know what's causing it..." idk maybe because she hasn't eaten or drank or moved in DAYS

Selfie man sounds like if slender man was trying to be hip with the kids but was 5 years late

Remember when a horror film villain's names weren't literal, if Candyman was invented today he'd be running around killing people with candy bars.

“If you take 13 selfies, you die” Rip to everyone who uses burst mode to take photos

that julia girl looks 14 and 40 at the same time

“She has an infection.” “What kind of infection?” “Yes.”

Doc: "your friend has a very bad infection" Me: "what kind of infection?" Doc: "a spooky one"

Could’ve been worse: instead of “Selfie from Hell”, they could’ve gone with...Hellfie!

I think the absolute stupidest thing in all of this is that her darkest desire is "steal makeup." I can't even...get past that.

“Selfie man” sounds like a horror movie you’d see in the simpsons or drake & Josh

“Her organs, they’re failing” is genuinely the funniest delivery I’ve ever heard

I love the "well she's unconscious and unresponsive, your typical infection". Cool, doc. Shouldn't we take her to an hospital or something? "Nah, just some antibiotics". Nice, everybody knows the most common sign of an infection is falling into a bloody coma.

Julia is literally in coma Doctor: She has an infection

Fear Eater sounds like a 7 year old would name himself on club pengiun

I appreciate that Hannah is so shallow that her deepest, darkest desire is to steal makeup

I love how Julia is supposed to be like a bubbly 20-something year old, but the actress they got appears like she’s in her late 30s early 40s.

She was attacked while recording herself hmmm? Sounds like we're in for a sequel, Vloggerman!

“Her organs... they’re failing.” No shit. You haven’t fed her food or water for THREE DAYS.

Next movie: The Gif Girl, with the entire entourage of victims fighting o how her title is pronounced. Is it Jif? Is it Gif? And the final victim enrages the murderer even more by pronouncing it "yiff"

Doctor: she has an infection Hannah: okay, where is it? Doctor: Oh, wait.. she's dead.. I think, I'm not even a doctor.

The only time “it’s cause you be on that damn phone” is valid

If someone was killing me and told me "remember my name... FEAR EATER" I'd burst out laughing and probably get killed faster

this is like if someone made a movie out of a bad creepypasta, taking every sentence literally

"What's your darkest desire?" "Steal makeup"

*_Legend has it, Pee Pee Poo Poo Man is one of the best horror movies in this decade that everyone has to offer._*

Let's just appreciate the incredible writing of the "Julia's dead" articles. "She bled to death in cold blood" "Explanation is literally impossible"

"Did she have any symptoms, anything wrong?" "Yes Doctor, she did cry horizontally for a while" "OK, sounds like a bad infection in her inside bits" "Thanks Doc"

The movie to me, is basically about a narsassistic, angry monster that photobombs everyone's pictures.

Plot twist: Julia gets attacked not by Selfie Man, but his attention-starved cousin Vlog Kid.

Julia's tear went sideways... BECAUSE SHE WAS DEAD AND BURIED THE WHOLE TIME. WOW.

21:00 This actor...I admire this actor. It takes a certain level of professionalism to say that line without turning into a laughing hysterical corpsing mess. 🤣

“Like a female Shane Dawson” Hopefully without the kiddy diddling.

Selfie man sounds like Slender mans annoying relative that nobody wants to deal with when thanksgiving comes around

This is like a creepypasta written by a 12 year old.

how to beat the selfie man: "oh no i lost my phone" "eh whatever i can live without a phone for a few days"

“She has a very bad infection” “What kind of infection?” “Jk lol she ded she has no infection”

Selfie Man sounds like Slenderman if he was ruined by Tik Tok.

The best actor in this film is the bed

Me: Takes 13 Selfies Selfie man: Your free trial of life has expired

"She has an infection" "She's dead" "Infectionly"

Unironically, the cinematographer did an ok job

When Hanna touches Julia's face and her hand gets bloody, they could make an alright movie where someone goes insane thinking someone is alive but they're actually dead. I think that would be better then this movie in so many ways.

Starcasm, just for that name and for the way they describe themselves, deserve to see the Selfie Man for the rest of their lives.

I'm surprised they didn't get the doctor involved. I was waiting for him to be somone kn the dark net impersonating a physician so that way Hannah would go to the hospital with julie.

She's not worried about personal safety online because she has NordVPN.

This movie's biggest sin is having Julia become a big KZfaq star while making 44 second videos after 2012

“what is your darkest desire?” “STEAL MAKEUP”

It sounds like the way to get killed by Selfie man is similar to finding a super hidden easter egg in a Souls game, you need to follow a ton of very specific steps in the right order, and if you're super lucky you might manage it.

"If you take 13 selfies, you die". Consecutive or 13 in total? If you take 12 selfies and a photo of your dog, does the curse reset?

"sometimes he kills you in hours, other times days. but all i know is that he will kill you IMMEDIATLY." -- Fe4rE4t3r 2018

12:40 PLOT TWIST HE RICK ROLLED HANNAH

I'm sorry, the way "Fear Eater" enters the scene at 19:38 has the same energy as "Mom I threw up"

"...and apparently, Julia entered a black room by accident" URL literally contains the words "black room" *by accident*

TikTok Man is scarier, though, change my mind.

I would much rather sit and listen to Elvis retell an entire movie than watch the actual movies. He gets so damn worked up!

Why/how does Julia simultaneously look 14 and 72

"She sleeps for 3 days. Then she wakes up suddenly! ....then goes back to sleep." Same, Julia. Same.

"Hey guys how can we make sure people know it's a black room url?" "Oh just name it 'blackroom.onion' but with numbers instead of letters"

TBH, in a better movie with better set-up/explanation, that tear falling horizontally thing is actually a pretty cool and unique idea for a scare.

Whenever the brunette frowns she immediately ages 20 years.

This is something my sister would make on iMovie when she was 7

Next predicted movie "The TikTok Man"

i imagine the creators of these kind of movies have a meeting and the opening line is "should we put an effort?"

Selfie Man! He flies over different disaster locations and films himself pretending to help for a few minutes before flying away. Perfect.

I have noticed that all bad horror movies have similar elements. 1. Too many jumpscares 2. Plots involving strange leaps in the plot. 3. Bad logic 4. Strange usage of black and white footage Also, Fear Eater looks like a discount Voldemort.

The thing that grabbed Julia when she Recorded herself was... THE RECORD MAN

This movie would have been 100x better if it was called "Screamshot"

It's not really selfie man, it's more like oddly specific man.

If you take 13 selfies you'll die Takes 14 selfies Selfie man: it's not how it works

6:14 “You have 1 new video message” *Clicks play* _Is a VOICE meessage_

"Watch the selfies!" - sounds like something my dad would say

What i thought the movie was right after I read the title: person: takes a selfie for fun Few seconds later: dead

This would have been a lot more interesting if the 'selfie man' was just made up and it was actually a group of people orchestrating things. The doctor could have been one of them, and the 'antibiotics' could have been a drug to keep her under and less aware. Just the concept of a group of people targeting them because one of the cousins went on the dark web is far more interesting. She could have seen something she shouldn't have beyond the stupid 'selfie from hell'. Trevor could have also been in on it for an extra bit of fun at the end, with her thinking she's being rescued but he just takes over. It could be based around the red room concept and at the end the video could be of her being tortured. But really anything is better than what they actually did.

If the URL led to a rickroll, that would honestly be the funniest thing ever.

"If you take thirteen selfies, you die" People who're insecure about their appearance: Jokes on you

0:43 Elvis: Hell is too much for KZfaq Hazbin hotel and helluva boss: Are we jokes to you?

Imagine if when Hannah clicked on the link she was sent, she literally just got Rick Rolled. That would be the plot twist we needed.

If I ever encountered someone with the username "FearEater", I'd just assume they were an eleven year old edgelord.

14:43 holy shit that red room costs 0.6 bitcoin, that's $34000!

“If you take 13 selfies, you die” Me who took 14 using burst mode: *P A T H E T I C*

We're skipping over the fact that her darkest desire is "steal makeup"???

daddy pig (from peppa pig) is 14’2, and has been shown to be able to throw fully grown adults to the ceiling of his frontroom and TEAR DOWN ENTIRE WALLS of his house, and he is a qualified engineer and can easily lockpick your door, he could easily kill you by sitting on you, and could break into your house with ease. you know your horror movie is bad when DADDY PIG is scarier and stronger than your villain

selfie man sounds like a modern day superhero

22:00 That's a great point, did he break into Hanna's house with a taser? What **was** he planning to do?

so Julia goes on the dark web, meets a guy named "fear eater", meets irl, and she comes back with an infection? sounds like a bad tinder date

Julia probably woke up because she wanted her antibiotics that hanna forgot all this time

Another first rule of making a horror movie. Don't make your villain so darned complicated to summon.

Lol the search engine said “She bled to death in cold blood” 🤣🤣🤣

She is dead but still alive Doctor: It’s an infection

If the movie was focused more around the serial killer who took pictures with his victims I would have found it more interesting.

10:47 I love how on the screen that Julia or whatever was on the screen was t-posing like one of those shitty gmod models asdaskja

Ngl the selfie man looks like one of those creepypastas original characters made by an 12 years old

The scariest part of this was Hannah's inability to use the Internet

Snapchat thots: 'exist' Selfie Man: "It's free real estate."

This channel has been great for me today. My son was born about fourteen hours ago and I've needed something to bring levity to a very stressful experience. Thanks, Elvis.

I actually watched this late one night for fun. My wife found me the next morning foaming at the mouth moaning, "No more selfies....." OK, I wasn't foaming and moaning, but when she woke me up, I said "well, that was just crap."

Am I the only one who thought she died just because Hannah forgot to give her the pills?

This could MAYBE be salvaged if the twist at the end was that Hannah, Trevor, and Julia were all already dead and they were being tortured in hell for their sins. Or they were all on really nasty drugs. Anything that could negate the last 75 minutes, really.

A sequel where an actual ghost appears when you get ghosted by someone on social media/dating apps