Slimecicle Dramatically Reads 'How to Defeat an Ostrich'

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Жыл бұрын

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@texasred8424 9 ай бұрын

i like how it describes the act of fighting an ostrich like you're fighting a boss in the video game

@texasred8424 9 ай бұрын

wtf is wrong with me why did i say "the video game"

@red_the_anomaly 7 ай бұрын

@@texasred8424that’s called edit the mf’ing comment

@texasred8424 7 ай бұрын

@@red_the_anomaly it's not that serious bro 😭

@calyx8808 6 ай бұрын

You should leave it, it's funny.@@texasred8424

@GrantedEX 6 ай бұрын

when the advice on fighting an IRL ostrich is the same as with most dark souls bosses

@mayhemspiffing Жыл бұрын

I was trying to beat a boss in a game earlier and had typed into Google 'how to defeat...' and genuinely the most popular question was 'how to defeat an ostrich'

@V3nny1sg4y 11 ай бұрын

Lmao what

@pixelname4899 10 ай бұрын

Charlie's proud

@AidenAimeeLeach 6 ай бұрын

Listen, I had to make sure it was real

@artsyscrub3226 6 ай бұрын

@@AidenAimeeLeach Its real its been real

@Engardian 5 ай бұрын

what boss were you trying to beat

@nopenope8046 Жыл бұрын

i’ve seen this clip dozens of times but i’m still not over it

@Leanor90 Жыл бұрын

Same, I’ve rewatched it so many times and still laugh

@mithrilwolf5761 Жыл бұрын

this is got to be my most re-watched piece of media

@The_Rizzard_Of_Ozz Жыл бұрын

I’m learning it by heart

@Lemonadewithlemon 11 ай бұрын

TRUST ME I CANT STOP IVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR 7 MONTHS STRAIGHT HELP

@alexdahacker17 11 ай бұрын

There is a very similar one in the latest TommyInnit video, I posted the clip to my channel if anyone's interested. He reads the definition of "gooning" in the same voice and it's pretty funny

@clickclickpicw Жыл бұрын

to this day, charlie slimecicle has had a problem with ostriches. hes been on the hunt for them for years, its getting worrying.

@moniquedempsey23 Жыл бұрын

It’s fine It’s totally fine

@AMan-xz7tx Жыл бұрын

it's his family's tradition, he's going through a rite of passage

@TheWarTrain Жыл бұрын

It's fiiiine

@rhyderleming5851 6 ай бұрын

They didn’t try some corn.

@rinco1532 5 ай бұрын

He still can't get over our defeat in the great emu war, so he's going for the next best thing

@Kagenoaki Жыл бұрын

I love how Tommy and Wilbur are legit dying, Philza is grinning like a gremlin and chuckling while Charlie is just reading and getting more and more dramatic as he goes! XD

@MeaghanDivico 10 ай бұрын

I was dying from the video too 😂 Charlie is so funny

@Kagenoaki 10 ай бұрын

@@MeaghanDivico Agreed. I was wheezing like a tea kettle watching this.

@MeaghanDivico 10 ай бұрын

Haha ok 🫖

@MeaghanDivico 10 ай бұрын

I don’t know why, but wheezes sound hilarious. Like the ones dream does

@Kagenoaki 10 ай бұрын

@@MeaghanDivico Ah yes the tea kettle ones are the most hysterical of the lot, though I sometimes sound like Mutley.

@moss.kurtis 3 ай бұрын

wanted to watch this clip again, immediately reminded of the biter of '87

@ItzPetir 3 ай бұрын

Let's just start call will the biter of 87

@familyberente1407 Ай бұрын

OMG thank you! I thought I'm over it but I flinched when I looked at his face

@charliemandarin4052 Ай бұрын

The Briton Biter

@Dr.J42 26 күн бұрын

That’s so dark and yet so funny

@CDZ1309 12 сағат бұрын

@@familyberente1407 Yeah! But you didn't.

@yepthatsbobcat 11 күн бұрын

Even with the bad memories of the certain British man in this, it’s still such a classic :,)

@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You 11 күн бұрын

yeah felt 😭 tryna push through it

@Chirobeansss 4 күн бұрын

I try to separate past willbur and present willbur it helps (for me)

@CDZ1309 12 сағат бұрын

What bad memories? It's not as if this has affected you in the slightest. Maybe don't self-pity and instead support actual abuse victims?

@yepthatsbobcat 12 сағат бұрын

@@CDZ1309 I have and am in support of shubble, I want to make it very clear that don’t support anything Wilbur has done, or admitted to doing. As for the self-pity, it hurts (for me) to see him in content as he was honestly a big inspiration for me. I looked up to him, and his music. Hell, I even started guitar because of him. I don’t support him anymore, and I dropped all of his music and everything the moment I saw what he did. I hope that clears it up.

@Mono_Entertainment 6 ай бұрын

Wait until Slimecicle learns about the Emu War of Australia...

@angellynn7104 5 ай бұрын

Wars plural

@Mono_Entertainment 5 ай бұрын

@@angellynn7104 there was more than one?!

@angellynn7104 5 ай бұрын

@@Mono_Entertainment There were 2, but after doing some more digging, the second effort was made only a few days after the initial retreat so idk if it really counts as 2 wars or not

@therandomcommenter6629 12 күн бұрын

(Australian here) we don't talk about EW I and EW II

@grimreaper9121 Жыл бұрын

Truly the greatest thing to ever be recorded.

@nehemiahyang1263 Жыл бұрын

To this day, he has not been defeated by an ostrich

@ceartrap2076 Жыл бұрын

I will gladly watch this for many years.

@NoteBard 6 ай бұрын

The most hardcore part of this is that Charlie was reading this WHILE IN A BASTION

@NeuviTheHydro Жыл бұрын

Normal people getting over sadness: Talking it out Me: Watching this clip over and over. Charlie is so funny and so stupid and he's awesome he is the definition of serotonin.

@red_the_anomaly 7 ай бұрын

Charlie could cure depression

@NeuviTheHydro 7 ай бұрын

@@red_the_anomaly He could tho-

@WalmartLuz Жыл бұрын

- I have google right now. I'm- "How to beat an ostrich" Why are there answers? Holy shit there's a WikiHow. - Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of it's legs as you can. Use the nearest, *_*l o n g e s t*_* object that could be used as a weapon. - There's a side note here: If you have a **g u n** aim for the ostrich's **M A I N B O D Y.** Keep to the ostrich's side, consider yourself at the most risk when the two (2) of you are **FACE TO FACE!!** Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of it's most _PoWErFuL WeApON._ *_*S T E P 3 ! ! !*_* AIM FOR THE NECK. CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART! (despite their considerable size.) Strike it where it is vulnerable and least protected... **TO DEFEAT IT Q U I C K L Y .** **GO FOR THE LEGS!** If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of it's legs, **COMMA,** TAKE IT. **PERIOD.**

@sundae_z 8 ай бұрын

If given the chance, deliver *ONE* or *BOTH* a blow to upset its *BALANCE, SPEED, and STRIKING* **P O W E R** Anyway, I'm gonna leave you guys with this final image: POV: You're ostrich

@L-ghtlessSky 5 ай бұрын

not the lyrics

@RosieWolf Жыл бұрын

I’ve seen this clip so many times and it never gets old 😂

@Kirbo710 Жыл бұрын

This was the funniest bit of 2021 imo

@Bunny.abibii Жыл бұрын

this clip will always be funny tbh

@gengarzilla1685 5 ай бұрын

If he ever DMs another session with Jaiden, Alpharad, and Ranboo, I hope one of the bosses is just a literal ostrich.

@Noa_dsmp_fan 28 күн бұрын

This clip never gets old fr

@hexag0n414 Жыл бұрын

Thanks to this video, I have never been once beaten by an ostrich in combat, thank you Charlie🙏🙏🙏

@Ari180_RE Жыл бұрын

POV You're Ostrich - Best meme to come from Charlie

@lanatuinen2114 Жыл бұрын

This sounds just like a dark souls boss walkthrough.

@Oiki_chan1221 6 ай бұрын

"POV: youre an ostrich" god that sounds like a nightmare

@morganhayes5503 Жыл бұрын

This nearly ended up killing Tommy

@franciscs1604 Жыл бұрын

Imagine if he *did* spit out.

@SwimFroggies52341 7 ай бұрын

Nearly ended up killing me too 😂

@wormwithwings 5 ай бұрын

" there's a side note here, if you have a gun... "

@imanormalpersom 19 күн бұрын

Aliens watching this be like: "What the fuck? You know what? Fuck this piece of shit planet I'm leaving."

@ghosts_p_ft Жыл бұрын

*... there's a side note here: I F Y O U H A V E A G U N*

@Vixenschuuring 11 ай бұрын

But like "defeat" is also quite dramatic😂😂😂

@jesslauren8031 Жыл бұрын

When you search up something as a joke but don’t expect there to be any answers 0:30

@SwimFroggies52341 7 ай бұрын

Holy shit I haven't laughed like that in forever 😂😂

@SwimFroggies52341 7 ай бұрын

Thank you man 😂

@spartansix2323 6 ай бұрын

YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN TO WATCH THIS GEM OF A VIDEO

@L-ghtlessSky 5 ай бұрын

*Use a long weapon.* Everybody, collectively: 💀

@ok8162 Жыл бұрын

i remember this so well.. absolutely one of my favorite clips i got

@czycats123 5 ай бұрын

Bro the nostalgia😭

@NickMaster500 Жыл бұрын

"Use the nearest longest object that can be used as a weapon" Looks down

@gengarzilla1685 5 ай бұрын

Not _that_ kind of beat.

@Engardian 5 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, your legs! If the ostrich can use them, so can we! :)

@violet8870 11 ай бұрын

Comma, take it. Period BEST PART LMAO

@ezoV_01 5 ай бұрын

anyone else had this play in their mind during their friday math test? just imagine this; "Find x, answer all 12 questions correctly" *_"-TO DEFEAT IT QUICKLY!!" -- "GO FOR THE LEGS!!!"_*

@tinycarrot8129 Жыл бұрын

This clip is too powerful

@BuggggZapperBob Жыл бұрын

'Keep as far out of reach, of it's legs if you *ken,"*

@bb8thegreat593 12 күн бұрын

"GO FOR THE LEGS" perfect quote

@Lucile_the_Lunatic 6 ай бұрын

WHEN THE VIDEO ENDED ALL MY MOM COULD HEAR WAS THIS FROM ME: *Wheeze* ….. *wheeze* … *wheeeze*….*COUGHS AGGRESSIVELY*

@reyfun7869 8 ай бұрын

This is one of my favorite clips ever 😭 Charlie is so funny

@bella_daze3092 9 күн бұрын

This clip is still one that gets me to die laughing- it’s even funnier that I saw this exact thing printed out and taped up onto a wall in a doctors office or something😭😭😂😂😂😂

@Azrael_66666 6 ай бұрын

"GO FOR THE LEGS" broke me

@soulgamer2127 6 ай бұрын

It sounds like a video game boss tutorial 😂

@isuccnewton2654 4 ай бұрын

that wikihow entry reads itself like its some fight in a fantasy novel holy shit

@chalkwarrior5542 Жыл бұрын

this video has me in stitches every single time i see it, i can hardly breathe right now holy shit

@nekoferrero6542 Жыл бұрын

This is one of the funnyest clips i remember, i reminisce about it every few weeks

@spiderdude2099 5 ай бұрын

I love how Charlie gets more and more frantic as he reads it.

@Im_depressing 6 ай бұрын

I saw an animation of this, and for some reason it was in a church😂

@DestinyMercer-x7q Күн бұрын

This is basically how to take a tall person down

@wolfygirl303 Жыл бұрын

This is a classic clip

@MichaelCarter1967347053 Жыл бұрын

Man i havent laughing that much to the ostrich wikihow bit since kevin hart's ostrich joke

@Allexxstuff3419 6 ай бұрын

Dude this was the first topic brought up in my friend group we are now great friends because of this video

@owca1000aj 9 ай бұрын

Still the funniest clip of all time

@_BuZzer199 6 ай бұрын

i could not breath for 33 seconds thanks to this video (positive review)

@razzzmatazz 8 ай бұрын

Charlie is just the epitome of "boys will be boys"

@blobefishe Жыл бұрын

charlie this is the 7th time youve posted this video

@Slimeciclips Жыл бұрын

Hey it’s the 2nd

@KwikBR 6 ай бұрын

@@Slimeciclips We need another

@GZilla311 20 күн бұрын

0:30 Why are there answers Dude it’s the internet. People hate everything.

@avetrotter1356 5 ай бұрын

the fact i was THINKING about this clip and it shows up on my reccomended

@scoutclark6117 Жыл бұрын

Slimcicle: (does farcry ostrich takedown)

@baguette1557 Жыл бұрын

i think the majority of will know how to defeat an ostrich for a loooooooong time

@ph3t3_lol 8 ай бұрын

"use a long weapon..." "If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT....." "KEEP AS FAR OUT OF REACH OF ITS LEGS AS YOU CAN." "Use the nearest, LONGEST object that could be used as a weapon. "IF YOU HAVE A GUN, aim for the ostrich's main body." "KEEP TO THE OSTRICH'S SIDE, consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are FACE-FACE. STAY BEHIND or TO THE SIDE OF THE BIRD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP CLEAR OF ITS MOST POWERFUL WEAPON." (Step 3) "AIM FOR THE NECK" "CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART DESPITE THEIR CONSIDERABLE SIZE. "STRIKE WHERE IT IS MOST VULNERABLE AND LEAST PROTECTED..." .. to defeat it quickly.

@chases9141 27 күн бұрын

GO FOR THE LEGS

@SiskoMaSu Жыл бұрын

This is legendary 🙌

@ranpepe8098 Жыл бұрын

The best thing ever

@jeriahweaver5215 9 күн бұрын

I love this

@NormalCardBoardBoxes 3 ай бұрын

Bruh I know for a fact someone is gonna be dodge rolling during their fight against an Ostrich like it’s a Dark Souls boss XD

@MrMelonsz 6 ай бұрын

Just killed an ostrich, feeling good.

@DetectiveBrisket Жыл бұрын

Why is it described like a dark souls boss?

@gengarzilla1685 5 ай бұрын

That's how it'll feel if one singles you out for a fight.

@theretrodragonyope 6 ай бұрын

Throw weapons while maintaining a main long weopon in hand.

@wandering4104 5 ай бұрын

Charlie reading how to defeat an ostrich meanwhile Tommy struggling to defeat literal droplets of water

@Marilynn_1275 6 ай бұрын

Okay but Ostriches are genuinely terrifying though... Like, they can snap any bone in your body with one kick. Like?? And the fact that the males can get up to *9 feet tall* Idk man... And they're really territorial too.

@aced4fun 6 ай бұрын

This sounds like something you’d hear mid bossfight

@gengarzilla1685 5 ай бұрын

These are the game tips you're given if it defeats you.

@geckowithagun3502 Жыл бұрын

best clip ever

@HeroOfTwilight1 Жыл бұрын

This will without fail always make me laugh

@therandomcommenter6629 12 күн бұрын

Me about to remind the animal kingdom why humans are the world's number one apex predator

@Potatoesslayofc 6 ай бұрын

No cuz why the music and his voice getting me scared of an ostrich ambush

@Smokey_2603 11 ай бұрын

POV you’re ostrich

@sampvp134 6 ай бұрын

I still love this

@bluestone4119 9 ай бұрын

I found the god damn wiki how

@wiffywiffy7896 6 ай бұрын

Sry to be that guy but what's the song that plays at 0:07, think I've heard it before and it's driving me nuts

@masterneloth 6 ай бұрын

I should not have watched this during my ethics class…

@pikachugamer2158 Жыл бұрын

GO FOR THE LEGS

@user-cq2tq4mi4r 6 ай бұрын

0:43 😂

@Record_CJH 11 ай бұрын

when i fist saw this clip i was a little high so sadly i will never get the full first experience again😅🤣🤣🤣

@kf_real 14 күн бұрын

i downloaded the article😭

@lolitaaquino9810 5 ай бұрын

The ostrich namebe like: Kevin 😈😈👋 ohh hello Tommy heeeee miss me

@ToothpickFromHell 7 ай бұрын

Pov you’re Ostrich

@pinstripe4254 5 ай бұрын

Thing is, if you have a gun then you shouldn’t aim for its body, that’s where it has the most armor and padding, like sure you’re probably going to hit it but only hit it in its body if you’re sure you can hit it multiple times in the same place

@NightmareEnterprises. 6 ай бұрын

Finally I can beat overdrive ostrich from Mega Man X2

@hakane-ik7rd 5 ай бұрын

gun

@HunterT0H 6 ай бұрын

fun fact: I actually got my teacher to print the image at 1:21 on complete accident, and she printed 2 of them. **I sent it to her as a joke.**

@NINi_2085 6 ай бұрын

WHAAAAAT

@HunterT0H 6 ай бұрын

@@NINi_2085 Also, she left when I went up a year aswell, by far one of the best memories of intemediate school.

@KwikBR 6 ай бұрын

intermediate school?? what's that @@HunterT0H

@harpie_raven5889 5 ай бұрын

This is my Roman Empire sometimes, I randomly think of this entire section -

@princesskristan 11 ай бұрын

I'm fucking crying. My stomach hurts so badly😂

@Rose12261 Жыл бұрын

Idk if anyone saw that clip from (i think it was in Ontario) the news where a bunch of police were chasing escaped ostriches?

@MeaghanDivico 10 ай бұрын

No I never watched it, but I can imagine how crazy it must have been

@user-jh7hh8og6q 4 ай бұрын

I FOUND THE WIKI HOW

@_VeeBee 2 ай бұрын

SHARE IT???

@spiderdude2099 5 ай бұрын

The way he says “step three” 😂😂😂

@TheMerciless1. 6 ай бұрын

Is it me, or do those pictures just look like people violating ostriches with violence in the wild?

@xalbinowolfx4296 Жыл бұрын

he sounds like Sheldon from the Big Bang XD

@QwertyDacat-tf6nt 6 ай бұрын

Ostriches are just irl dark souls bosses

@gengarzilla1685 5 ай бұрын

Australia is just an irl Dark Souls game.

@isabellemelvin7051 6 ай бұрын

0:38 start of reading