@@tomcardy1 Google wants to translate that. It suggests "Not if out of grease". Apparently you know Swedish.
@DaTimmehАй бұрын
@@electronegative6617so calling someone smort is saying they're greasy...
@NiskissАй бұрын
@@electronegative6617 I can confirm that this is not Swedish
@goranisacson250229 күн бұрын
@@electronegative6617 Ah, "smort" is one of the past tenses of "smörja", which is a verb for... well, greasing something up. And considering how he's buttering these girls up it's not TECHNICALLY wrong....
@TheRavenLord1Ай бұрын
Thanks to Tom teaching me how to use Smart Style, I can confirm using this works wonders.
@fernando47180Ай бұрын
I was really hoping for a double negative at the end of your comment... You can do better
@TheRavenLord1Ай бұрын
I like love turtles
@tomcardy1Ай бұрын
Thanks for your kind comment. Remember, always practise smart style before taking it to da disco! Find a very stupid friend or rodent first to speak with before working your way up to more cerebral humans. If you want to start really simple, try chatting to a real estate agent.
@havoc.7401Ай бұрын
@@tomcardy1bro did NOT roll a one! 🗣️
@HotlikehalleyscometАй бұрын
@@tomcardy1 you want goo
@gsampson97Ай бұрын
I lost it way too much at him switching from 100 million to a thousand million
@vadejed27 күн бұрын
Legit almost threw up from how hard that line made me laugh 😂😂 god I love Tom
@TheKillahKyla27 күн бұрын
I feel like that one wasn't even intentional but he left it in to bless us
@outsidelookinginprod25 күн бұрын
@@TheKillahKyla It was so intentional. That was planned. I just have a feeling . . . and planning a mistake like that is SMART STYLE
@vintage-radio12 күн бұрын
@@TheKillahKylaI think he kept it in as the character thought a billion was a hundred million, as the character looks a bit confused for a second (and you can hear them switch from hundred to thousand if you listen closely)
@Hansbricks14Ай бұрын
“Tell your friend that I think her friend is kinda cool” That’s actually really clever.
@outsidelookinginprod25 күн бұрын
Until that friend tells a different friend of hers that Tom thinks she's cute
@beergnomedc25 күн бұрын
actually kinda smooth yeah lol
@Servant477422 күн бұрын
@@outsidelookinginprod that's why you need the "by the way I'm talking about you baby."
@elementual6 күн бұрын
@@Servant4774genius!
@LunaWitcherArt29 күн бұрын
Honestly I kinda want a full version just because I wanna see the depths of mental breakdown this man can achieve with this prompt
@outsidelookinginprod25 күн бұрын
Yeah this feels like one of those songs that Tom put out there in Shorts form to see how people would react but then later he'll expand it into a longer song. There is still so much he can do with this concept.
@CyanPickleАй бұрын
this is one of the "I'd listen to this regularly" songs. Hope it gets a full song
@snjert8406Ай бұрын
Oh yes. This slaps big time
@raymondshiner104629 күн бұрын
Please!!
@RaveDave42029 күн бұрын
Oh yes Tom please!
29 күн бұрын
It has so much potential for a full song!
@potatonamedtate672729 күн бұрын
*sigh* time for another night of binge watching all his songs again
@usuben222429 күн бұрын
Ive never felt so relatable while reading a comment
@clinhin29 күн бұрын
same - no regrets!
@jessejro740829 күн бұрын
I just scrolled all the way back here after having this same thought.
@johncayley783828 күн бұрын
I also have an 'everything Tom Cardy has ever done' playlist.
@snjert840611 күн бұрын
ADHD brain go brrr
@user-lt8lm1vv9vАй бұрын
*_✨DOUBLE DOUBLE NEGATIVE✨_*
@FrumiousBandersnatch42Ай бұрын
Can we talk about the fact that "tell your friend that her friend's kinda cool" is not double negative?
@tomcardy1Ай бұрын
No I’m afraid this comment section is reserved for smort dudes with big brains
@clinhin29 күн бұрын
@tomcardy1 I'm no dude, bro. Guess the sm4rt ladies have to get our own comment section!
@outsidelookinginprod25 күн бұрын
@@tomcardy1 Is that like the same big brain that will only let you sell a 4 grand water filter if you buy one? Also to the one who is trying to bring down the comment section, it sounds like YOU are being doubly negative!!!
@abramj5655 күн бұрын
“I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes, hey!” -Good Burger
@ANNA-fr3334 күн бұрын
@@abramj565 exactly. It's a dude ranch up in here
@jonro1091Ай бұрын
‘I bet she knows that’s a -hundred- thousand million.’ Can’t see any issues here.
@AllTheRooksАй бұрын
Always appreciate the captioning actively contributing to jokes
@nooneinparticular469Ай бұрын
I can just imagine asking Tom to wingman me in a bar, and he grabs me by the collar, drags me up to a hot girl, and says “one of us always lies, and the other always tells the truth”.
@rando0mАй бұрын
Time to spice up my language and sound really smart by doing septuple negatives.
@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486Ай бұрын
I want a full song with shit like this lmao
@rrl9786Ай бұрын
Good news, Tom has like three albums out
@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486Ай бұрын
@@rrl9786 Tom got a third album out? I thought there was only artificial intelligence and big dumb idiot?
@karimitickaeloogreattemlor348629 күн бұрын
FFS yt deleting my comments for no reason
@karimitickaeloogreattemlor348629 күн бұрын
@@rrl9786 I knew he had two albums but I didn't know he had a third
@Formoka29 күн бұрын
And if the girl in question is an English major, this will melt her brain in rage.
@maiks1902Ай бұрын
Can we appreciate his really nice biceps?
@Kazner0h29 күн бұрын
yeah fr
@thekiss208329 күн бұрын
Tom being hot is this channel's worst-kept secret
@PurplesttCoffee29 күн бұрын
The real Smart Style is never (not, not) mentioning your biceps or going to the gym, so people mention it for you
@niadavies153929 күн бұрын
In the club straight from the Tom Cardy Bicep Appreciation Society AGM..... I also chair the Tom Cardy Snake Hips sub group, new members always welcome 😍😂
@inspiteofshame29 күн бұрын
@@niadavies1539 T O M C A R D Y S N A K E H I P S S U B G R O U P You just restored my faith in humanity with that may I become a member please
@Another_artist09Ай бұрын
Nothing can not go wrong now that I know this kinda cool trick! Thank you!
@PierceArnerАй бұрын
Don't not exponentially increase those double negatives, baby!
@carolinemann2186Ай бұрын
Tom for the love of everything make this an entire song. I haven’t wanted there to be an entire version of this song since the smokin joe short 💀
@Nognix29 күн бұрын
The "May I ask where you came from this evening?" part has big Jemaine Clement vibes.
@TheKillahKyla27 күн бұрын
The whole first half has major FOTC vibes
@OgChompyBoiАй бұрын
“a double double negative” is infuckingsane
@Cayde-1329 күн бұрын
I need a longer version of this ❤ the vibes are off the charts
@IndustrialBonecraft9 күн бұрын
I was just ok with it on the first listen. Third time around I was sold. That hook is amazing. Now I have that sodding thing where I have to listen to this a hundr- thousand million times.
@EnzoR4F4Ай бұрын
I'm happy that our cop is back with everything with the songs!!
@Shimahou29 күн бұрын
He is allegedly not not *not* a cop.
@sam_zaepicgamer7281Ай бұрын
this is worthy of a full version
@-Reno-29 күн бұрын
Another song to add to the "dream tom cardy album" list
@sweeny1221Ай бұрын
I’ve never not imagined what it wouldn’t be like to do the opposite of this
@Divine_InternАй бұрын
Legend has it that a wise man called Tom once created the infinite negative
@maestrozephyr29 күн бұрын
This doesn’t fail to slap!!
@Lucia-ni4oz29 күн бұрын
“I don’t not leave the house, cause I don’t not prefer to stay a home” Squidward Tentacles, SpongeBob musical
@luckygoldfish5331Ай бұрын
I can always count on Tom to drop some knowledge on us with those cool -beets- beats 😉😂💕
@huntercool223226 күн бұрын
oh yeah… it’s Big Brain Time! 🧠
@jair8357Ай бұрын
Will this be another of the several anecdotes that Tom brings us in the form of music? 🤔🤔 What a way to flirt, Smart 😅
@bsievwiwvwjw70532 күн бұрын
I can't believe I've never noticed the immense flight of the conchords vibes this guy gives me
@nerudh27 күн бұрын
Loving that bass line!!!!
@TMD235229 күн бұрын
"I bet she knows that's a -hundred- thousand million"
@SH-ke8zs29 күн бұрын
Full song when? Lowkey every time u drop something it makes my day
@PurplesttCoffee29 күн бұрын
I can't not listen to this 20 more times
@FinnHeilmannАй бұрын
I can’t wait till this album comes out it will be like awesome
@FinnHeilmannАй бұрын
“Double negative”
@kenanacampora20 күн бұрын
This guy is talented and hilarious. He must be an Aussie. ;>)
@thekiss208329 күн бұрын
I plan to watch this a housand more times
@gradybolte807717 күн бұрын
Absolutely fantastic as always! Really hope this gets the full song treatment. The girl's facial expressions after "Mensa meeting" cracks me up!
@noahemaneАй бұрын
so smart he froze at the end
@xUN1TАй бұрын
This was an instructional video on how to not attract people that go to Mensa meetings! I ain’t never gonna use another double negative no more!
@BrieBoar29 күн бұрын
this deserves more likes than it has lol
@drsawfish756216 күн бұрын
this could be a huge hit,that hook is insane
@ItalyTordyАй бұрын
I have a disco night in 4 days, I'll be sure to try this out
@jostrad29 күн бұрын
I’m a real dumb shit is something I say every day. We all should
@patthanasarn.koenen24 күн бұрын
I've had to solve math problems that were *way* less baffling than this, lmao. 10/10. Would love to be baffled again.
@saintlynnie403729 күн бұрын
I find this to be another certified bop. I'm not sure if that means I'm a dumb shit or a genius
@ItsEloell13 күн бұрын
Getting real Flight of the Conchords vibes and I am here for it ❤
@thisisaduplicate803822 күн бұрын
the chorus slaps so hard i throw it back to this every day after my daily mensa meetings i pray to all things math and grammar that you make a full version
@NatAndGaz18 күн бұрын
Okay you officially make the freshest beats I’ve heard in FOREVER
@supremepopsicle23 күн бұрын
My guy can take any random ass topic and make a hit music out of it. It's just pure skill
@teamflyboys24 күн бұрын
Need a full version, feening for it.
@TheSandboxMasterАй бұрын
Im going to use this to ask my crush out. Dont wish me luck because I'm confident it will work
@SNiBet5 күн бұрын
Wow, listening to the extended versions of his earlier shorts on Spotify & they're jammin!
@-coalinha15829 күн бұрын
the perfect edition
@TnS260Ай бұрын
Wow this guy is really good, he should make songs for a show or something...
@Paavocado29 күн бұрын
He did! He did the opening song for Ginormo
@ferdiemontenegro543622 күн бұрын
Oh i love this 😂😁
@seductivegreenbean8269Ай бұрын
“I bet she knows that’s a -hundred- thousand million”
@greenredblue29 күн бұрын
"Oh yeah, I've seen your videos. They're impressive, but a bit too silly for my taste." *"OH YEAH? WELL-"*
@keyofpop23 күн бұрын
This slaps so so hard I have played it so many times already. Hoping for full. Me washing dishes like "a double double negative aaah"
@l3ftwardАй бұрын
how is it that every song you make is a banger?? never made a bad song in ur life istg lol
@MOJA61629 күн бұрын
What a rizzler,
@jennabee30925 күн бұрын
I cannot wait for the full version of this 😂😂
@xmascritter2383Күн бұрын
I can tell this is going to be simultenously very fun and my worst nightmare like between the lines all over again
@Fardok23 күн бұрын
Needs a full version
@Gamooch27 күн бұрын
This somg is sooo good ahhh please make a full length version i wanna sing this at karaoke
@ppalladdinn912429 күн бұрын
Initiate Heavy Breathing: Smart Style 🌬️🌬️🌬️
@twistedtoybox29 күн бұрын
I NEED a longer version
@skye1491Ай бұрын
Immediately liked 3 times dramatically as possible...the i fell down... That hurt anyway BANGER OF A SONG! smart style!
@fluppe723 күн бұрын
You need to make an entire song out of this, Tom.
@TheKillahKyla27 күн бұрын
Seems like the kinda guy who says "Hi" one too many times
@Pyr0fan111Ай бұрын
More music from my favourite artist 🙏🏻
@masheeheeeАй бұрын
PLEASE PLEASE RELEASE IT !!!
@studiohq3 күн бұрын
I love this , you brighten my day 😊
@huxxi4329 күн бұрын
I need a full length song of this
@rockof.179329 күн бұрын
This went over my head 😢
@thePLM09249 күн бұрын
I need a full version of this
@DuckcommenterGNR28 күн бұрын
Bro yhis guy is keeping my alive bro hes so funny im cant stop laughing ❤🎉
@garycpriestley28 күн бұрын
so so SO SO SO good (to the power of infinity plus 1)
@_samuelwillianАй бұрын
Please, extended version
@StormyHotwolf8825 күн бұрын
freaking crazy LOL
@MutedError28 күн бұрын
Please make this into a full length song, I could groove to this all day with the boys
@cameronsines860629 күн бұрын
Idk where Tom goes between his drops. But I’d like to imagine it’s a happy place with nice food.
@austinclements801011 күн бұрын
Tom used confuse, it was somewhat effective
@LilithQuigleyАй бұрын
Ngl that'd totally work on me, although admittedly I'd only get it after already telling my friend what you said
@nobledragon1714Ай бұрын
LESSGO, my inspiration to make music just uploaded
@bwezil26 күн бұрын
Dude your instrumentals CANNOT be beat- literally just vibing to this. Like yeah it’s funny, but musically I can’t help but freak out over how /interesting/ it is to listen to your music- if I had an actual music vocabulary (smort style), I’d write a dozen paragraphs just explaining all the cool things I’ve noticed! This slaps!
@AlexHamilton-om1mp29 күн бұрын
Tom! I love how the words changed from 100 to 1000 million in that one line
@LadyAnchor8826 күн бұрын
Bilbo Baggins would love this jam.
@NeocanTheAxolotlАй бұрын
NEW SONG POG???
@spezifisch446828 күн бұрын
Words cannot describe how envious I am every time the rick makes an appearance
@maritimus_29 күн бұрын
that electric guitar aaaaa i can feel this being played on loop already
@jshmish29 күн бұрын
We need a full version
@adabsurdum5905Ай бұрын
Don't even really get the joke on this one but you get likes and comments because your content is fantastic
@KingHobs28 күн бұрын
Can’t help but hear Flight of the Conchords when I listen to this. And that is the highest of compliments by the way!
@outsidelookinginprod25 күн бұрын
That is true of many of Tom Cardy’s songs and it’s very much a compliment. He has quite a few songs that feel like they could be Flight of the Conchords but they are still distinctly him. Then again, there is also Carol Brown, which Jemaine and Bret went forward into time to steal from Tom Cardy and claim it as their own.