the fact that brett really said that Schubert would “leave you unfinished” had me dying

Only Eddy and Brett can make me play Smash or Pass on a list of dead men without feeling awkward

"Smash because he's very kinky" "Do you want to ride the Ode to Joy?" "Leave you unfinished" "Oh, sugar daddy! Handel me!" "He'll start tremolo-ing you" "Boring. Maybe you only start to feel something for only a minute after an hour and a half" "Smash the fanny pack" These two bois are way too thirsty 😭 AND I'M LIVING FOR IT

imagine if this was your introduction to classical composers 💀

Eddy: "Brahms? Pass.. His relationship with Clara was pretty toxic" Also Eddy: "CLARA SCHUMANN, SMASH SMASH SMASH"

Ah, yes. This is clearly the cultured content we all ask for

Alternative title: Musicians justifying calling classical composers 'daddy' for 11 minutes straight

Brett's musical jokes/puns are so on point though

this is so amazing i thought we were gonna get clowned but NO THEY ACTUALLY DID SMASH OR PASS EXACTLY AS IT WAS INTENDED

Stereotypes be like : "classical musicians are very serious people" Meanwhile classical musicians:

love the way brett is just here to tactically smash for better violin tone, more violin concertos, and money

i did not anticipate brett's general horniness

HEARING TWOSET CALL MAHLER “DADDY” SENT ME

I love that the smash or pass game can be applied to literally anything, I think Eddy got so into it he forgot to say is he would smash or pass a few times lol

“All four seasons, any time any day, all round” Jesus christ Brett chill

New slang for "do you want to sleep with me," musician edition: *do you want to ride the ode to joy with me?*

not even 40 seconds in: "smash, because mozart is very kinky." so.... he matches your taste, eddy? 😀

I'm super interested in music history, and researching various composers has led to me knowing more information than I'd like to know about their sex lives. For instance: Debussy's first wife did attempt to kill herself after he cheated on her and abandoned her, so it probably wouldn't be a good idea to get anywhere near De Bussy (which, fun fact, was actually his family's original surname, "de Bussy"). Also, Shostakovich was in an open relationship with his first wife, Nina Vasiliyevna Varzar, and had quite a few lovers. We don't have a ton of information about his intimate life since he was very private about that sort of thing, but based on some surprisingly spicy letters, we know he definitely had one. True, he was often anxious and shy, but he was also pretty impulsive when it came to relationships and certainly entered more than a few. Another composer who you wouldn't expect to have a very exciting intimate life but did was Mahler. His wife, Alma Schindler, characterizes him as sexually inexperienced on their first time in her writings (heavily disputed by historians; Alma had quite the ego and isn't considered to be the most reliable of sources), but we know he had multiple intimate relationships before marrying her, and the name "Gustav" isn't derived from "God's Staff" for nothing. (Gustav Holst, however, didn't get around much, but he at least had a loving relationship with his wife Isobel.) Ravel's an interesting case, because we don't know much about him at all. There are accounts that he visited brothels sometimes, but never married or had any relationships that we know of, and is famously quoted as saying, "my only love affair was with music." Although there's a lot of debate on Ravel's sexual orientation, with scholars arguing that he may have been gay, straight, or bisexual, I personally believe it's likely he may have been aromantic and possibly on the asexual spectrum (that is, it's possible he didn't feel sexual attraction, but occasionally engaged in sexual acts to satisfy a need). And then there's Tchaikovsky. Oh, Tchaikovsky. We have quite a few letters about his relationships, ranging from a very sweet one about his lover, the violinist Iosif Kotek (their relationship was largely romantic, but not sexual, according to one letter), and many, many raunchy ones. Among my favourites is this one, to one Ivan Klimenko: "But can you, the most beloved of the concubines of my harem, you, the beautiful and at the same time young Klimena (note- Tchaikovsky would sometimes refer to himself or his male lovers with feminized names), doubt for even a single moment my love for you? No, my silence can be explained merely by the laziness of your voluptuous Sultan; ever postponing a pleasant moment of conversation with you, in the end he has brought this almost, I think, to the point of a rendezvous with you (...) I hope you will not force me, that is, the Sultan, and my Divan (note- a pun referring to both a Turkish council of state and a couch, which had an erotic context), that is my government, to turn our requests into commands... disobedience which entails the penalty of death by impalement..." and so on. So, yeah. Music history. Fun stuff.

"Imagine at night time" "Time for the nocturne" "Ok! choppy daddy." that almost made me die of laughter LOLOL

This vid feels like tipsy conversations with TwoSet. Love how Brett would smash for gains and Eddy is just a degen

I feel like this might be some kind of conversation that Brett and Eddy may have behind the camera in their daily lives, they talk about classical music (both seriously and jokingly), make daddy jokes, and laugh at each other's reactions, etc. It's just, so natural. I almost feel like they forgot about the camera and just start chatting. LOVE IT!!

"he'll leave me unfinished" I choked on my sandwich

I love how I was expecting a very thorough answer pertaining to each composer’s strengths, but then Eddy’s just over here like “Mozart is very kinky” lol

- He's not afraid of rollercoasters! - Okay, smash, smash That's *standards* right there

*I hope they are taking the composers' STDs into account.* 💀

"i know a violinist, her dad looks like mahler" right after looking at mahler and straight up said smash HELLO WHAT

Eddy and Brett out here calling Vivaldi a twink, like they should

TwoSet: carefully censors “sh*t” with the cute violin Also TwoSet: “Ah, we’ve finished, we’ve come to the end” 😂

I feel like I learned so much random classical music-related knowledge from Twoset, not super detailed but good enough for me to pretend that I know everything about classical music in front of my friends lol. It's always interesting to know a little bit of this and that about these composers!! Thanks, Twoset!

"Dude his fingering..." That didn't go where i thought it would 😂

The fact that Schönberg’s grandson himself watches Twoset’s videos and even left comments on some of them, and yet they’re here discussing publicly if they’re gonna smash the grand daddy or not got me like 😅😂🤡🤩🤯🤪

So what I'm getting is that Eddy is kinky and plays chess, Brett plays table tennis, and nothing about this was straight 👌

4:35 that’s actually Britten’s romantic partner, Peter Pears. A lot of Britten’s roles for tenor were written with him in mind, and they would accompany each other almost everywhere until Britten’s death in 1976.

Things I never thought I would hear 2set violin saying... pretty much the whole episode. Thank you for this, I laughed so, so much. 😂😂😂

i love how NOBODY has spoken about how eddy’s reasoning to smash mozart was because “he would be kinky” LMFAOO

Can we just appreciate the fact that when eddy tells brett that Handel was rich, the hallelujah chorus cues… simply genius

Brett passing on Debussy was a questionable move

I like the enthusiastic smash energy for Vivaldi but... alas he was a priest 😂

I learned so much about these two as people in less than 12 minutes... 🤣

*Brett and Eddy weighing the pros and cons of Britten* Eddy: He’s not afraid of roller coasters Brett: Okay smash

Next: TwoSetViolin plays fuck/marry/kill.

"he'll leave me unfinished" I'm DYING

I’m gathering this for evidence on my thesis that orchestra people are even gayer than band people

I was unprepared for the amount of classical composer nude photos in this video XDDD

"I would like to smash Debussy" -Eddy Chen, 2022 "Leave you unfinished" -Brett Yang, 2022 "It's called a pity smash" -Brett Yang, 2022

Twoset: gets upset when people call a piece a song Also twoset: calls a painting a photo

I’m crying this entire video was so funny and the way Brett said that shubert would leave you unfinished had me dead😭

I was just waiting for Shostokovich and I can't BELIEVE you would pass. But maybe I just like cute anxious guys who are obsessed with romanticizing the grotesque. He's like the Kafka of composers. I want to put him in my pocket.

How was this not nearly as dirty as other videos of this topic? They are still wholesome when they are making this type of video.

Have twoset been ~wilding~ more as of late? I would have never predicted that somehow Brett would wear a maid costume, or that they'd be playing smash or pass on a bunch of composers while cracking innuendos...not on camera, anyway.

as a twoset fan for over two years, I have manifested for this video since day one. moral of the story never give up on your dreams

9:13 the way Brett says "Tchaikovsky" 🥺

I was worried this was going to have a bunch of "no homo" so I was really relieved that it opened with "yeh I'd maybe rim Mozart"

the number of sus moments in this is greater than the number of symphonies haydn wrote

Eddy: PASS, because he's to gentlemanly and I'm not about the gentleman life Editor-san: bc ur a degenerate all hail Editor-san 😂

1:07 am I the only one noticed Debussy resting his head on his hand like eddy always does?

*Composer stamps* 1. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - 0:14 2. Joseph Haydn - 0:27 3. Claude Debussy - 0:57 4. Ludwig van Beethoven - 1:16 5. Igor Stravinsky - 1:31 6. Robert Schumann - 2:17 7. Johannes Brahms - 2:36 8: Clara Schumann - 2:49 9. Antonio Vivaldi - 3:01 10. Gustav Mahler - 3:22 11. Frank Schubert - 3:44 12. Johann Sebastian Bach - 4:38 13. Sergei Prokofiev - 4:46 14. Frederic Chopin - 5:22 15. Bela Barton - 5:34 16. Felix Mendelssohn (4MIL BRETT!) - 5:38 17. Fanny Mendelssohn - 6:18 18. Camille Saint-Saens - 6:23 19: Dmitri Shostakovich - 7:04 20. Georg Friedrich Handel - 7:25 21. Samuel Barber - 7:49 22. Gabriel Faure - 8:19 23. Franz Liszt - 8:45 24. Piotr IIych Tchaikovsky - 9:14 25. Giuseppe Verdi - 9:31 26. Edward Elgar - 9:37 27. Richard Strauss - 9:46 28. Hector Berlioz - 9:51 29. Sergei Rachmaninoff - 9:53 30. Jean Sibelius - 9:59 31. Arnold Schonberg - 10:06 32. Niccolo Paganini - 10:31 33. Antonin Dvorak - 10:49

this is peak violin learning content

As a non-musician the content of this video is full of duble meaning phrases and i'm laugh-crying on the floor. Thank you for the entertainment guys!

*mahler appears on screen* Eddy : OH DADDY- 😭✋️

“All four seasons, anytime, any day, all round” - Brett Yang (2022)

4:36 that’s actually britten’s life long romantic and musical partner- the tenor Peter pears! So yeah, Brett and eddy’s joke may be pretty accurate there. Fun fact: Benjamin Britten composed the main role in ‘Peter grimes’ with Pears in mind :)

As an asexual, I can’t believe I watched all of this and enjoyed it

What made me really lose it was when Eddy reacted with "daddy" that fast-had me dying. 🤣🤣

this is a mood throwback to pretty old naughty TwoSet lol they're millennial dudes after all

Brett smashing everybody to gain knowledge 😂

Is no one going to acknowledge what Brett said 💀 7:49

3:38 and that's Eddy completely getting into it 💀😭

3:48 I listened to Eddy's laugh 40 times before I continued lol Man I love this dude so much!!

"I'm not about that gentleman life." - Eddy Chen, professional violinist

Anyone noticed how the total of their counter does not matched up. Brett has 39 and Eddy has 36😂😂

Eddy has a very sensual, slow way of declaring his smash preferences. ☺️ 🥵

The video we never thought we’d see……. *it has finally arrived* 😏

BRETT LMFAO "VIVALDI! SMASH! ALL FOUR SEASONS!" I'm dead yo 💀

11:00 “Oh, we *finished*. We have *come* to the end.” I see what you did there The bold thing is being so annoying, I can’t get it in one line and the first one won’t go bold, ffs

"All four seasons, anytime, any day, all around" "Oohh, sugar daddy! Handel me!" "Wow! Braid me please!"

I can't get passed Eddy calling Mahler 'daddy' too good 3:22

In 11th grade, I used to stare at that exact painting of Vivaldi in music theory class. I’m glad the bois feel the same way.

"do you want to ride the ode to joy?" - Brett Yang 2022

i love how the talk about smashing from the "bach" yet they still censored curse words lmao

Umm.. what the heck happened to Brett's counter lol 😂😂😂. He had like five more smash/passes than Eddy.

The amount of cuts in this video tells me there's more to this than we think 👀

Composers: i hope my music inspires alot of people Brett and Eddy: smash or pass? SMASH

7:25 LMAO Whatwasthatsound I'm dying lol help

Poor Editor-san, having to edit all these old men nudes! I hope they pay you exceptionally well. You're the real MVP of this channel.

This was so pervy. Anyway, Mozart, Vivaldi, and Chopin are my composer crushes. Something in their music makes me think I would find them very attractive in real life.

It’s 7:54am right before I leave for work. Drinking my coffee and getting ready for my day while listening to reasons why composers would be smashed or not. I love this channel.

I feel like I just encountered a multi-verse version of Eddy and Brett. Shook…😳🤣

The way they got so in detail about it… I’m LITERALLY tearing up rn XD

Brett’s “Wow, braid me, mmm” made me actually laugh out loud from surprise lmao

At first i thought Brett said Shostakovich would stretch you out not stress😳😳

Friend: Hey, what are you watching? Me: Smash or pass Friend: With anime guys? Me: With composers I now lack one (1) friend :(

"We have come to the end" Me: So did you...........finish?

The video when you’re watching alone: [some educational content] The video when your parents walk in:

Please make a video about the life and legacy of these classical musicians! I think it'll be really interesting to listen to you two storytell about them and your opinions about their music and life, but mostly the little bits of details and stories that non-musicians don't really know. Like when you guys dropped little infos like obsession about Clara, being rich, or having problems, like I didn't understand any of those insinuations or clues 😂

all the innuendos got me biting my pillow not to laugh out loud at midnight.. thank you for this titillating content 😄

i just came back to this channel and i am binge watching everything i missed, this is a m a z i n g

seeing them pass over shostakovich should not have felt like a plot twist yet at the same time, it did

"Keep your kink to yourself" they said.. it will be fun they said

7:25 BRO 🤣🤣🤣 Eddy's reaction got me laughing and Brett calling Handel "SUGAR DADDY"