WE READ COURTNEY'S MIDDLE SCHOOL DIARY

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@jonnykarch566 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't date Jonny" "Don't be a Jonny" No wonder I'm single, thanks Smosh

@jonnymiller2918 4 жыл бұрын

Yea thanks smosh

@erikasdiary3111 4 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo

@erikasdiary3111 4 жыл бұрын

sorry jonnys

@trystennaylor7792 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Purgosmusic 4 жыл бұрын

Poor Jonny he just wanted a hug I can relate Im just like even now when I talk to a woman. Even when they don't want to be with me I'm like "cool whatever you want" cuz I don't want someone if they dont feel the same. But then again I still care about that person.

@kassiadkins5118 5 жыл бұрын

Olivia needs to be at my school yelling "You're 12" at some of the kids.

@mochastan11 4 жыл бұрын

Kassi Adkins right??? That got on my nerves

@jazzy5480 4 жыл бұрын

Lils M the 12 year olds or Olivia saying that

@mymumoverwaterstheflowersd8071 4 жыл бұрын

Yes accept some of the people in my class are 11. They act like they’re the shit and it truly is irritating. I almost cussed them all out today since they were being so disrespectful to the teacher. Sorry about the rant lol

@alixniki 4 жыл бұрын

Kassi Adkins SAME! All the girls at my school started dating when they were SEVEN. SEVEN!

@silvertheorist 4 жыл бұрын

Can we hire her or something? Because boy she'd make a booming business out of it.

@eepersjeepers 3 жыл бұрын

You can tell Damien hates Johnny because every time Courtney did something to stand up for herself he got so excited

@modularb 10 ай бұрын

@Sleve-McDichael 7 ай бұрын

Or loves Courtney

@hernameispekka_Rebecca 2 ай бұрын

@@Sleve-McDichael Of course he does! They've been friends for ages.

@frostjune6072 19 күн бұрын

@@Sleve-McDichaelhe just has a strong sense of justice man

@chimominino5083 Жыл бұрын

Damn... Courtney at 12 has more integrity in sticking up for herself in relationships than I do at 30

@ambiguousaesthetic4170 11 ай бұрын

FOR REAL! Go her.

@Greggers1516 10 ай бұрын

Not really, she would constantly be like “maybe we’ll work out” and go back to talking to him

@roanmartin1996 4 жыл бұрын

Three best lines in this video: "Are you sure Johnny's not on the cover?" "What is this, a beauty pageant?" "I'm sorry, but I'm not on the menu"

@zaneroote5798 4 жыл бұрын

you forgot about the "OH IT'S DOWNWARDS"

@squirrelalienman 4 жыл бұрын

I do and don’t get the first one lol

@florencekrome6045 3 жыл бұрын

@@squirrelalienman how old are you before I explain?

@Re-tm7nu 3 жыл бұрын

@@florencekrome6045 English isn't my first language so can you tell me?

@SammyLogan 3 жыл бұрын

@@florencekrome6045 😂😂😂😂😂

@cheyvillle 4 жыл бұрын

shayne: "i really wanted to be your second make-out girl." damien: "s-s-s-sILVER MEDAL!!" i--

@x3nnjp 4 жыл бұрын

cheyanne :D *I-*

@xxminecraftgachafanxx1272 4 жыл бұрын

XD ;w; hahahahahahahahaha!

@Phebs. 4 жыл бұрын

XDDD

@JC-gg5ek 4 жыл бұрын

Lacey Bendorf, EL DIABLO

@ishaqsarap3807 4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD YOUR NAME IS CHEYANNE! OKAY LISTEN! SEARCH UP BABY NAMES BY SMOSH PIT!!! TRUST ME ITS WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ditzplayz5433 4 жыл бұрын

Damien: "but johnny cant decide between Me....and erika.. ShAyne CLaPs: "WHo's EriKa"

@joshuapolanco9504 3 жыл бұрын

Shayne was so into this story

@buddy6521 2 жыл бұрын

“Burp* i ShOuLd HaVe SeEn ThIs CoMiNg”

@kiralink4141 2 жыл бұрын

I WANT TO KNOW WHO ERIKA WAS

@samiasmith551 8 ай бұрын

And he looked so mad about it lol😂.

@vaquense 7 ай бұрын

guys my name is erika I'm very sorry for what my name twin has done to courtney

@kwiz3502 2 жыл бұрын

I revisit the “reading Courtney’s diary” series every couple of months, please I crave more

@fruitybee7199 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@rawangammaz1352 2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@mars_is_cooler 2 жыл бұрын

These have become my comfort videos I don't even know why they just always make me laugh, When I came out to my mum via a letter on her bed I watched all of these to calm down and actually sleep

@chanteldoiron794 2 жыл бұрын

I want more, specifically with Amanda now too! Smosh, pleaaaase

@miapia222 2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@seandecoursey 5 жыл бұрын

Courtney- *Shows creamy white stuff on diary* Noah- “Wowww are you sure that wasn’t Johnny?* Shayne- *Screaming*

@shuu.o 5 жыл бұрын

Dude....

@CedricBassman 5 жыл бұрын

Love how you can see that he didn't fully get the Joke until Courtney's response.

@itsyahomegirl1568 5 жыл бұрын

Isn’t it “You sure Johnny isn’t on the cover?”

@tbaao 5 жыл бұрын

ItsYaHomegirl doesn’t matter, still the same joke.

@itsyahomegirl1568 5 жыл бұрын

Selena Hoang, that’s fair :P

@jodie-x8027 5 жыл бұрын

Just a quick PSA: don’t send sock pics unless you’re willing to commit. Stay safe.

@hallowcrystal 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaah good joke👌

@jodie-x8027 5 жыл бұрын

Jmaster Gaming i know right (!) Shayne is a really good comedian and thats why i commented on it 😊😊 glad to know someone else thinks so 🙄

@hatenate7921 5 жыл бұрын

You’re socks should stay private

@FirstLast-cc6cv 5 жыл бұрын

One time a girl legitimately asked to see my socks. (No this is not word play, she said show me what socks you wear.)

@jodie-x8027 5 жыл бұрын

Hatenate that got me that’s actually funny 😂

@chab8593 3 жыл бұрын

I wanted Courtney to play Johnny cuz she actually knew him and it would be interesting to see how she'd portray him

@boop9430 2 жыл бұрын

Bro that’s such a good idea!!!

@Scrofar Жыл бұрын

Honestly I'm suspecting that's partially where her character Dominic came from!

@jw5386 3 ай бұрын

@@Scrofardude so true

@Luigiismyboo 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone comforting Courtney at the end and saying that her stories were relatable, just things people don’t really talk about/transcribe, was so sweet and wholesome.

@HalfCapHilg 5 жыл бұрын

"You sure johnny wasnt the one on the cover?" This is why noah is my favourite smosh member 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DatVideoDoe 5 жыл бұрын

Half Cap Hilg Courtney yelling back about it being 8th grade is hilarious too because I remember people doing sexual stuff as early as 6th grade

@user-wq7ms7eu9j 5 жыл бұрын

@@DatVideoDoe tru

@livi1477 5 жыл бұрын

@@DatVideoDoe honestly these days girls are getting PREGNANT in eighth grade

@DatVideoDoe 5 жыл бұрын

Olivia Vinsand literally though. I walked in on a classmate giving another classmate head, in the hallway after hours. In 6th grade. I was so confused. I didn’t even realize that THAT was what was happening until high school. I was so oblivious to things. Best part was that the girl had 2 of her friends standing as guards on either side of the hall. I walked around the corner and got tackled by one of them, so I didn’t actually see anything but figured it out eventually (years later).

@aprilswk6999 5 жыл бұрын

@@DatVideoDoe you're lucky you were oblivious to such things and being ignorant! Because those kids were not enjoying their childhood and living way ahead of their times which isn't healthy because there's risk of getting pregnant, sick, being assaulted etc when you get into such things without fully being aware of the consequences. Glad I was living in oblivion too as a kid. Ignorance is bliss.

@cp4886 5 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Not a single soul: 7th grade Courtney: i’M nOt On ThE mEnU

@blexdark146 5 жыл бұрын

And yah messed up the joke gj m8

@energyrider3672 4 жыл бұрын

Jokes not even good.. that type of joke is old

@myaedwards9322 4 жыл бұрын

Courtney:it's one of those nights,I wanna be your second mak-out girl

@psychic3527 4 жыл бұрын

It’s a pretty good joke

@phr0g248 4 жыл бұрын

YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS SNAC! XD

@soumyatarinimishra2043 3 жыл бұрын

Okay but I love how they're all so supportive of Courtney and how much courage it must have taken for her to get these out. ❤️😭

@Shinryu949 2 жыл бұрын

Keith’s side comments were so unnecessary though, those passive aggressive comments were obviously annoying Court and she’s already anxious about opening up about her childhood…

@Evar0se 2 жыл бұрын

@@Shinryu949 i think she was more annoyed with Damiens burping

@allisoncastle 6 ай бұрын

@@Shinryu949 Keith doesn’t have a supportive bone in his body so this is completely expected from him

@TheNextStar1000 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like we missed a chance to talk about how INVESTED Noah was in all of these, he was IN it as an audience member. It was so Real for him, his reactions were incredible and felt so supportive of Courtney too

@noemithebanana2979 5 жыл бұрын

Okay but Shayne TRANSFORMED into a 12 year old

@billymoran3138 5 жыл бұрын

and I'm living for it!!

@Ramat47 5 жыл бұрын

He nailed it

@stinklordbonk8253 5 жыл бұрын

He is a 12 year old

@anewgon 5 жыл бұрын

Noemi The Banana a twelve year old girl

@amymiller1165 5 жыл бұрын

No.... HE IS A TWELVE YEAR OLD!!! XD XD XD XD XD

@snapesnapeseverussnape6676 4 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine Johnny watches these videos and is like “What was I trying to do?”

@diejustified 4 жыл бұрын

I made u hit 200 likes :>

@danielkirkendoll9437 4 жыл бұрын

I made you hit 300. How does it feel to get one upped txxdie

@lemonade20 4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: it is u Johnny.

@snapesnapeseverussnape6676 4 жыл бұрын

Smoky u wish😂

@dylanboon1258 4 жыл бұрын

Johnny be like imma be a pain to someone so later in life be embarrassed by having to tell this story

@carsenruggiero1925 4 жыл бұрын

“Don’t ask for sock pics unless you’re willing to commit!”-shayne 2019

@starryskies9655 2 жыл бұрын

I have never resonated with Olivia more than “you’re twelve, chill”

@sambam8613 4 жыл бұрын

"Don't send sock pic unless ur willing to COMMIT!" - Wise words of Shayne Topp PRRREEEEEAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHH

@Chloe-ds7yt 4 жыл бұрын

I read this right as he said it lmao 😂

@JH.012 3 жыл бұрын

True

@carlyolczak3318 3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@Ooglyboogly__ 3 жыл бұрын

@@carlyolczak3318 14:00

@logandnl 3 жыл бұрын

This was quite the comment

@niceswan01 5 жыл бұрын

Some say...Johnny is still out there,Searching for his next mEaL😐

@hopeshortforhopeless87 5 жыл бұрын

And his next meal is so close he can almost taste it

@capsadcatz3709 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@niceswan01 5 жыл бұрын

Here’s JoHnNy!!

@ziniazaman2727 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@dani_nothavingit8719 5 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

@natalie_kendel 5 ай бұрын

I genuinely love when Shayne stood up for Court at the end and said she was real and not physco

@parrisnia72 3 ай бұрын

And now they're married 😆

@lillianj2048 3 жыл бұрын

I like that Damien's interpretation of Middle School Courtney is a very dramatic thespian

@theamazingalakasam 5 жыл бұрын

"You're twelve! Chill!" -Olivia Olivia is ME

@marievandercar1116 5 жыл бұрын

Me @ anyone under 18

@rapaladude 5 жыл бұрын

I thought you were Sarah.

@maikahije 5 жыл бұрын

the asian culture jumped out

@aireanne 5 жыл бұрын

Maika Hije 😂 fax

@strawberrygrace4643 5 жыл бұрын

Olivia is all of us aLL of USSSSS

@littlemeloncoli3017 5 жыл бұрын

"A guy named Alex, from a different school. (That was a lie) Me:*chuckles* stupid different scho- "No girls though, lol" (also a lie) Me: *spits out water*

@vfk5183 5 жыл бұрын

Probably with a friend at like a sleepover

@harmc2301 5 жыл бұрын

Vivi Kim Courtney has said on the Smosh cast that she had made out with a few girls because they had wanted to practice kissing, so possibly

@shipey188 5 жыл бұрын

So you were talking and chuckling with water in your mouth... doubt lol

@leannrose2063 4 жыл бұрын

When is this?

@shawtyabaddie6341 4 жыл бұрын

what. this makes no sense

@shyfrog3731 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Keith kept having to stop because he was so shocked by what he was reading.

@jazminestryder 3 жыл бұрын

Damien is straight up savage for mimicking her burping when he got to play Courtney LOL. Love this stuff so much. I would die of laughter watching more diary re-readings of the smoshcast's past lol

@ameliapulliam3181 5 жыл бұрын

“SORRY IM NOT ON THE MENU” - Shayne 2019

@marijahoel9913 5 жыл бұрын

- Courtney 2008

@connfyoozed 5 жыл бұрын

*rings bell for emphasis*

@CeRz 5 жыл бұрын

Get your facts right...

@riversway2399 5 жыл бұрын

Amelia Pulliam lol more like Courtney 2008😂

@Rusty2FTW 5 жыл бұрын

Correction "- Courtney 2008"

@kevinwhitehead 5 жыл бұрын

19:45 Courtney's looking at them like a proud director of a middle school play.

@DDPrGzz 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nothing.2219 5 жыл бұрын

19:49🤣🤣

@taiden7684 5 жыл бұрын

For real tho lol

@jenniferkane2022 5 жыл бұрын

This video is the... Crap I'm not saying s word

@chuckyboy4459 5 жыл бұрын

Arnt we all :)

@notimportant2180 3 жыл бұрын

Keith: laughs subtitles: "unknown sounds to mankind"

@rafaelagustin375 3 жыл бұрын

20:15 they went from really Courtney? To DAMN COURTNEY

@vicx7286 5 жыл бұрын

*_Those 960 dislikes are from the girls that Johnny dated_*

@cosmicg1rls 5 жыл бұрын

Kpopyaas !!! the girls who had johnny on the cover of their diaries and the ones he sent sock pics to 😂😂😂😂😂😉

@own_base444 5 жыл бұрын

That's a lot of girls

@minisabella9181 5 жыл бұрын

Kpopyaas !!! And Johnnys

@franciscou228 5 жыл бұрын

Its 333 know

@dwightshrute-assistantregi8603 5 жыл бұрын

And the crap ton of different accounts he has created.

@19Musicismylife96 5 жыл бұрын

"Yea this looks like a parallelogram" GOD DAMN IT HAHAHAHA

@kawaiithepanda3627 5 жыл бұрын

That's me trying to be smart. xD

@BEEGTHEBEEG 10 ай бұрын

"Don't ask for sock pics unless you're willing to commit"- 13:59 - Shayne 26th March 2019

@shyfrog3731 2 жыл бұрын

In a parellel universe, Johnny has made a video on the Shmoss channel where he writes dialogues based on his journals, and this one crazy girl from middle school, code named "Amy," slaps him across the face and says, "What is this? A beauty pagent?!"

@az4535 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone is talking about: „You sure johnny wasn’t on the cover?“ But i really like: *W H A T I S T H I S A B E A U T Y P A G E A N T ?“*

@mmmtacobaguett 4 жыл бұрын

And, of course, "I'M NOT ON THE MENU"

@burke6381 4 жыл бұрын

No one else like we're at 666

@cxrren._.8049 5 жыл бұрын

"are you sure johnny isn't on that cover?!" at this point i almost died laughing!!!

@matthewlee3919 5 жыл бұрын

I didn't understand that...

@melissavogel2129 5 жыл бұрын

I WAS CRYING DUDE 😂

@zeehammer-_-187 5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Lee how old are you?

@matthewlee3919 5 жыл бұрын

@@zeehammer-_-187 13

@zeehammer-_-187 5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Lee dang really?

@shoppingcart4956 4 жыл бұрын

“Don’t date Johnny” *remembers my kindergarten boyfriends name was Johnny*

@mugeaskin5170 4 жыл бұрын

KİNDERGARDEN HOLY-

@ninan5018 3 жыл бұрын

muge askin wait you didn’t date other kids in kindergarten

@jamesw9633 3 жыл бұрын

Hold the frick on kindergarten

@Meepers_the_Great 3 жыл бұрын

Yo this shut I never got. How tf were y’all dating in kindergarten

@shoppingcart4956 3 жыл бұрын

@@Meepers_the_Great idk I’m gay now so...

@Betternamehere7 2 жыл бұрын

8:41 Noah delivered that line so perfectly especially with the way he’s standing

@norbertmoses5815 Ай бұрын

"OH MY GOD I WAS IN 8TH GRADE NOAH!" 😭😭😭

@kitttco 5 жыл бұрын

“ARE YOU SURE JOHNNY ISNT ON THAT” 😂😂😂😂

@hannahtj9734 5 жыл бұрын

I DIIEEDDDD 😂😂😂😂

@mechadoggy 5 жыл бұрын

8:43

@splonkybonky 5 жыл бұрын

Literally I laughed so hard I woke up my mom and she spanked me and shot my brother...

@pakki6555 3 ай бұрын

It took me a whole minute 😭

@thedarthknight5161 4 жыл бұрын

Everybody: Laughing at the relevant stuff Me: Laughing at the subtitles which called keith’s laugh ‘Unknown sound to mankind’

@rexstauss 4 жыл бұрын

*again a cat being murdered*

@frogtherabiddog1027 4 жыл бұрын

I tried that it literally works

@abbyr.630 4 жыл бұрын

What is the time stamp?

@TheAgnulee 4 жыл бұрын

For those wondering, 6:13

@writinghistory9133 4 жыл бұрын

The Darth Knight mine said duck fart haha

@Lightforeverandever Жыл бұрын

I might not know Courtney personally, but i can tell shes always been and is a very wholesome person regarding kindheartedness

@asdfasdfasf8 2 ай бұрын

coming back to this after shayne and courtney got married just makes it so much better

@mffffeeny 2 ай бұрын

yes!!!! came to say this!!!

@miaandreatta6037 5 жыл бұрын

“Friends don’t get sock picks.” “Don’t ask for sock pics unless you’re willing to commit.”😂

@west8639 5 жыл бұрын

What ever you guys are getting paid... it’s not enough 😂😂😂 I was in tears

@babystone42 Ай бұрын

"Don't ask for sock pics unless you're willing to commit!" spoken like a man who knows (comment created post April 1st 2024)

@ijustneededanaccountname1300 2 жыл бұрын

Love that the videos starts with “if Courtney kills someone, there were definitely signs. Especially this journal.” And ends with “Courtney’s not a psycho!”

@alexis.nicole2606 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine being Johnny in this exact moment. Just like 1. Seeing Courtney as a popular influencer and 2. Knowing your Johnny

@miguelkoch1289 5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking this too lmao

@NicaremE 5 жыл бұрын

Knowing my Johnny what?

@miguelkoch1289 5 жыл бұрын

@@NicaremE he meant knowing you're johnny

@someothername7886 5 жыл бұрын

Ironically the smosh cast is a lot funnier outside of skits 🤔 Also wtf Shayne was on icarly

@brandonbuchanan592 5 жыл бұрын

Number 100 your welcome

@corrinemills 5 жыл бұрын

He was on so random on disney

@devon712 5 жыл бұрын

He was also in The Goldbergs

@twat159 5 жыл бұрын

He was also on Henry Danger :P

@cait.tama1 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao I only watch their other channels. I don’t care for their skits.

@christianchavez6949 3 жыл бұрын

I felt like Noah did truly become Johnny. You just can't fake that amount of emotion and power.

@mxstrikk 6 ай бұрын

As someone named Johnny who gets type-casted as villains, I see this as an absolute win

@movingupwithmikalah 5 жыл бұрын

Damien went straight in for the psychopathic killer vibe.

@koolaidrybot5200 5 жыл бұрын

More like Hamlet

@geodude2395 5 жыл бұрын

When Noah said “ are you sure Johnny isnt on the cover “ I literally died😂😂

@maem7462 5 жыл бұрын

Same because ag first I didn’t get the joke but then I got it and I was like what

@spooky694 5 жыл бұрын

Geo Dude239 yeah i don’t get it WAIT

@Matt-dx2mk 5 жыл бұрын

I love how a good 80% probably didn’t get it

@rgazsy8366 5 жыл бұрын

AniMATTsion S until Courtney’s reaction I thought it had a more violent meaning.

@ablazedemon1149 5 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain it to me?

@eysanforever 3 ай бұрын

It really is Johnny and Courtney for never

@lotrdude13 2 жыл бұрын

Damien sliding in from offscreen and being super close to Keith during those bits cracked me up.

@canadianbandgeek9330 5 жыл бұрын

No one: Literally no one: Keith: HIT IT!!! Olivia: YOU’RE TWELVE!

@kanou7473 5 жыл бұрын

Yes!, Damien is like a permanent Squad member now, i like where this is going

@senorstinky 5 жыл бұрын

Katou Megumi best girl this is an old video from DEFY

@hallowcrystal 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@rebecca2398 5 жыл бұрын

Nathan Wilson yeah but still

@tslucky9658 5 жыл бұрын

Before then, Shayne was the only one without a pair. Noah & Keith, Courtney & Olivia.

@user-po6iv8fx8b 5 жыл бұрын

TS Lucky aww now he has Damien. cute

@daphnegracee.buscato7983 4 жыл бұрын

Olivia in her mind while listening to them: "YOU'RE 12!!!!!!"

@brittmariemays Жыл бұрын

This is seriously one of my fave series ever.

@Fushiesb 5 жыл бұрын

Cortney: “What you doing?” John: “Watching people eat” Me : Bish wah?

@annehinged 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe Johnny is a time traveler bc mukbang wasn't a thing back then

@carolkheir649 5 жыл бұрын

Attot haha do u think it was like asmr or something 😂😂

@lentimatica 5 жыл бұрын

Attot that reply of his killed me

@0gsrV 5 жыл бұрын

Me: I’m not on the menu

@Helbereth 5 жыл бұрын

That was like 2007, right? That means he was probably at a computer somewhere and not on a phone... so, I have no idea.

@Mr_S8an 5 жыл бұрын

you need to make this a films series, and it shall be named: "The Saga of Johnny"

@Korikesho 5 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@windexduh1636 5 жыл бұрын

J O N N Y: The saga

@patrickmccarthy349 5 жыл бұрын

Teh johnge

@abby-we5tb 3 ай бұрын

does that mean that Shayne gets sock pics now or...?

@FinnWard-rf2qi 2 ай бұрын

Best comment ever

@Yulie22 4 жыл бұрын

I hope Courtney writes a real script for her diaries one day and makes it into a movie. Such passion!

@maeflower25 5 жыл бұрын

Damien absolutely slayed that monologue. I'm crying, please send help

@vadid_dirre-1729 5 жыл бұрын

You good

@dawson4218 5 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU NOT IN LOVE?!?!?

@maeflower25 5 жыл бұрын

@@vadid_dirre-1729 Was that a question or a statement?

@amoravida2510 5 жыл бұрын

Olivia: “Stop with ur similes.” Johnny knew the difference between a simile and a metaphor. Me: ......it was a metaphor.

@christinvinson6959 4 жыл бұрын

I was looking in the comments just to see if anyone else realized 😂

@brimcd2790 4 жыл бұрын

nerd

@kylahashley5966 4 жыл бұрын

sammmeeee

@bedwarsbaddies2037 4 жыл бұрын

There was no “like or as” as my teacher would say every day

@patmuldoon9369 2 жыл бұрын

The look on Courtney's face this entire video is so endearing. And big ups to the support they all gave her that it was all normal kid's stuff.

@keyboardsmash4930 4 ай бұрын

"Some guy named Alex at another school (that was a lie). Not with any girls looooll (that was another lie)" ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED ME I will be quoting this constantly

@arieanaeberle9794 5 жыл бұрын

I love how Smosh pit as just adopted Damien and I'm 100% here for it

@zipperproductions2733 5 жыл бұрын

same

@nin10jake92 5 жыл бұрын

Arieana Eberle he’s probably the funniest out of all of them apart from Courtney and Shane course

@eefmorph 5 жыл бұрын

*Shayne reading Courtney’s writing* : Sorry, But I’m NOT on the menu! Me: SSSSSSLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

@eefmorph 5 жыл бұрын

adam mclaughlin YASSSSS!

@sayyes4u808 5 жыл бұрын

👌lol👌

@urboijosh7 5 жыл бұрын

agh the cringe STFU please

@comicmaster217 2 жыл бұрын

8:46 When Shayne puts his hands to his head like that you know the joke is next level funny

@heckandahalf1634 3 жыл бұрын

Noah correctly guessing which courtney the diaries belonged to is the best part of this lol

@elioscs 5 жыл бұрын

When the miniskirt pay back came I was thinking about that one tiktok meme "oh, you're with her now. Okay, I guess I have to show what you're missing."

@imsrrykenunot6025 5 жыл бұрын

ELIAS she needs to make a tik tok now

@Elizabeth-hu4jj 5 жыл бұрын

ELIAS how old are

@iin2ufferable_priick 5 жыл бұрын

IKR

@abmantha5753 5 жыл бұрын

ELIAS I HOWLED

@aquatazer 5 жыл бұрын

Hit or Miss.

@rileyhance318 3 жыл бұрын

"you sure johnny isnt on the cover" has got to be one of the best moments in the entirety of this channel

@voodoosleeper Жыл бұрын

This is so vulnerable but also so relatable. Go team. We were all wild in middle school. This made me feel better about how messy and emotional I was back then. I was a lot like Courtney tbh I just wrote it all on LiveJournal and I don't believe my old account still exists.

@jarah3270 5 жыл бұрын

I my god please do this again, I’ve never laughed so hard😂

@alexandraglenn4875 5 жыл бұрын

This isn't even my diary but I have so much anxiety right now.

@hernameispekka_Rebecca 2 ай бұрын

These videos are so great. So human and vulnerable. Freaking hilarious! Not at all relatable to my teenage years but I for sure knew people like her so it's interesting getting some insight. I like how they built her up when she was feeling weird about it. Shayne and Damien got so in to it! I would want the newer members to react to these!!

@indiamorgan9804 3 жыл бұрын

I love how giddy Keith is during this whole thing like he’s more excited than anyone

@DrewsterRooster37 5 жыл бұрын

Courtney is watching this whole thing like a rom-com

@vandollism 5 ай бұрын

I'm 30 and I only just learnt how to set the level of boundaries Courtney was setting at 12 or whatever hahaha

@syniqk6273 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t ask for sock pics if you’re not willing to commit is one of the greatest quotes ever

@noenso1818 5 жыл бұрын

My mother is dating a Johnny Well I guess im gonna have to *Break the news*

@kumikomika9320 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@chrisblank5277 5 жыл бұрын

I read that last page like the "read the Bible" bit

@belindasmith4741 5 жыл бұрын

@strobery8177 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine being adult Johnny, seeing this, and going "Courtney? Courtney Miller? I never dated her, this gurl is crazzzyyy"

@galaprabhu8319 5 жыл бұрын

but his name is not actually johnny

@GamingHero... 5 жыл бұрын

@@galaprabhu8319 I mean, he'd still be able to recognize Courtney's name lol

@kevinfromwork3785 5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, you’re Johnny

@GamingHero... 5 жыл бұрын

@@kevinfromwork3785 😂😂😂

@mffffeeny 2 ай бұрын

dont date Jonnys when you get to marry a Shayne

@champo976 2 жыл бұрын

Damiens portrayal sounds like the ramblings of a very charismatic serial killer

@NekoHanyouHanaru 5 жыл бұрын

"Exploiting my teenage insecurities for views" We stan a confident court-bort

@imradams 5 жыл бұрын

Johnny actually didnt know the differemce between a metaphor and a simile

@GraceSimnitt 5 жыл бұрын

thank you, this was what I was looking for in the comments. Only Damien knew it was a metaphor!

@anamendez4268 5 жыл бұрын

STUPID JIM- er JOHNNY

@wkandaknucles 5 жыл бұрын

@Imran Adams Lol

@imradams 5 жыл бұрын

Wow thanks for 200 likes!

@autumnlyntheair 4 жыл бұрын

Is anyone gonna talk about how adorable and special Keith's laughs are?

@MrIggybo 3 жыл бұрын

How fast Olivia understood what Shane was going to do with the script and did it too is beyond me.

@useNoOne 5 жыл бұрын

Courtney was so stressed the whole time I feel kinda bad for her 😂😂

@isabelweathers7267 5 жыл бұрын

Keith: “You’re gonna hit somebody” Courtney: “Keep reading dude”😂😂😂

@sarcasticpillow7756 8 ай бұрын

When Damien burped right at the beginning of the monologue I almost choked on a jelly tot 😂😂😂

@gohanr1271 3 жыл бұрын

This is such a strange mix of second hand embarrassment and hilarity

@dynamicduck8803 5 жыл бұрын

I respected Courtney but now I respect her even more

@AbhishekSarin 5 жыл бұрын

"If you think I have a few screws loose now, they were MISSING before" Why does this resonate with me so much

@kittycake713 2 жыл бұрын

16:12 Courtney's arms are so sore from creating her own path

@eepersjeepers 3 жыл бұрын

The look of wonder and extreme confusion on Damiens face every time he’s off to the side is adorable

@thelastmelon5355 5 жыл бұрын

I’m gunna need the continuation. I need to know more about the Jonny saga.