Master? - Floorboard

“You know you can make a gatorade bottle feel like a lady? Maybe a man, heehoo, learned that in the war. I wasn’t in the war but I’d be the best damn soldier there. Man fuck alimony, you know its all just a secret government op to keep china from stealing our culture. Anyways, You got any booze man?”

That sounds like a job Josh would love, stay inside tiny hovel, have things brought to you, dispense gendurr relashons knowledge to passerby

Interesting! I wonder if this was the inspiration behind the tarot Hermit card?

​@@Peacekeeper88 tarot is way older than the Victorian era. It's numerology and astrology mixed with symbolism and archetypes. It's more likely that the practice was based on the card

(Old man noises intensifies)

@@NickyBlue99(random female in the corner of the room cowering while pregnant with steves shit glob)

Uuuuuh-yeah

Bro I've been looking for that clip for so long lol. My girlfriend thinks I'm a regard cause I'm always saying somethings gonna be a rockin good time

Thinking about Steve makes me sick.

Aka the Danny Brown lifestyle.

Yeah, idk if the observation most don't have cable is a correlation that really applies specifically to lolcow followers. I feel like that's more a generational thing with younger people, millennial on up.

Sr has had a better experience than me lol. Listen to tar man talk and tell me that mofo doesn't belong in a group home sharing a bunk with cobra

@@shain74tar man belongs in a group home & he’s impossible to listen to

@@dormiebasne3578nah, most young people I worked with all only talk about tv or tik tok. It’s a breath of fresh air to see all the cobra watchers on the call in shows since I never meet anyone who watches him.

Gets me every time

Perhaps the second one was him willing his own private bar into existence. so mote it be!

I love it when he say stank on rice 😂😂😂😂it breaks me up everytime.

Yea he just fucked up the saying here as well. Its supposed to be "eyes bigger than my stomach"

Listening to an old cooking video, and he says, "live and let learn, as the old saying goes."

Circle of protection, for sure!

The man; the myth; the legend: comepoopatmyhouse

Better let cobes out of the diaper dungeon BOY

@@NickyBlue99 i am the only one in the diaper dungeon. Want to come and change me?

CPAMH is as legendary as Ripp lol

​@@comepoopatmyhouse Only if I can use a Lyles brand custom nappy.

On display in the clocktower mansion, no doubt.

She is awful and he knows it so he moved all the treasure to his new location so hopefully she won’t find it at 111 N Forest Dr #U27 Casper, WY 82609 she just wants the treasure because she’s a loser and will sink low to get out of her house so hopefully she never finds 111 N Forest Dr #U27 Casper, WY 82609 his new mead is definitely a treasure amongst itself 111 N Forest Dr #U27 Casper, WY 82609 is a good home hopefully nal never finds the the treasure at 111 N Forest Dr #U27 Casper, WY 82609 but it’s a nice place to be wonder is nap will go visit Josh at 111 N Forest Dr #U27 Casper, WY 82609but I’m not sure but I hope we get content soon

Then they will see ………wait where’s Puff

Bogdin, God(Self proclaimed) of Rockstars and Drink Combos.

Cobes is gonna try to "service" his raven

Ravens would outwit Josh and make him their service boglim

Ravice? Serven?

The visuals did a lot but the song is in the description. Cant stop replaying it, i never played parappa, dont know the other song, but man is it good

He definetley seems like there is a little tism in there somewhere

I can see it in my head. A dusty old house, main entryway, a skeleton, with a dummy on its lap. Press the button and out of the old crackly speaker comes Shon saying "I wor at a funeral home, so Im used to seeing a**holes with no lives, and today is no exception!! Heh heh heeeh..."

Josh is basically a post apocalypse npc.

@Yep Whatever last cobra console needs to be made into a Fallout 4 mod...I wish I had the skills Id be hitting up Siezure for permission to use them.

Found a helmet and some stim-packs in there

Which he always says IMMEDIATELY before giving advice, as if he's the maestro of dropping panties. It cracks me up, that in HIS mind "EVERY chick ever has rejected me" is somehow super-awesome credentials, for being an expert on how to pull chicks.

I've liked all of the snake bones guests tbh, but I agree Chauncey is next level lovable

The French guy was also great

He's a Chauncey ripoff.

@@yepwhatever1142 nah

Nah not really this guy seems to be a borderline hate watcher

Better not wish for a turkey sandwich BOY. Else you get a turkey sandwich drowning in sauce.

You're stretching like Mr fantastic lol, magic is not real

I mean any money he gets from his online interactions immediately gets blown on alcohol or something stupid. He's constantly bitching about his bank account being in the negative, Clint won't even let him even hold onto his own debit card. I would say he's not even terribly online famous or even recognized by any big people on KZfaq, he might get a mention two or three times a year when talking about massive failures but that's about it.

Yeah Jord literally manifested that shit! Careful what you wish for tho...

​@@shain74almost like it's a joke or something, dickweed

Yeah it was almost hard to watch. I hoped it would break Clint enough for him to do something about the bog

Can you explain the phone call

​@@Nedula007Someone paid cobes $100 to eat a peach and call his dad to tell him he loves him.

@@NickyBlue99 It's important to mention that Cobra chose to tell that Clint that he only called because he got paid. Despite all his lying to protect his own ego, when it comes to others, he doesn't really care or understand.

@@Nedula007pretty much this.. *Josh calls Clint- Josh: “Hey Dad” Clint: “Hey what’s up Bud” Josh: “nothin much. Love ya dad” Clint: “Aw I love ya too” Josh: “yea someone paid me to call you and say that” Clint: “uh, okay that’s super weird”. It was really awkward.

Let's face it... he'd somehow manage to do even less

He’d prolly just overdose on Angie’s pills, this first week he could afford enough to splurge...

I honestly think he would stay exactly where he is now, go on a shopping spree at Spencer gifts and then door dash every meal/booze to his hearts content. Then all of the mooch’s would start crawling out of the woodwork. People we haven’t seen in YEARS would start appearing. Each with their own story of why they ‘desperately need to borrow a few bucks’. And Josh would oblige, because he wants people to like him.

@@NightOfTheLiving8bit yep, barring a clintervention (or some attempt to put Josh on a lottery allowance), jorp has said a few different times on stream that he would…checks notes….(paraphrasing) ‘Go to the owner, slap down a million dollars on the spot, and tell him I wanna live here forever’. The bog drives a hard bargain, I must say. It sure would make for better content though, can you imagine live witnessing all the crazy new characters suddenly making an entrance into the cobra lair, with all the whacky stories they’d bring, while cobes sits in his brand new Amazon shag carpeted bug chair, a regarded perma smirk on his face, acting like a king deciding a peasants fate.

He would have to have a dollar available at the end of a gas station run to even buy one. I don't think he realizes you have to buy a lottery ticket to win the lottery.

cobes is the only internet autist my girlfriend has been able to enjoy as much as me. she's a certified of-age, alive, non-related cisgender fangirl

I got my wife into lolcows. She watches cobes and wings with me

Your mansion vid is REALLY good, big inspiration. It's funny how Cobra manages to always find vids about his mansion, isn't it?

Just like it's hard to believe that his land lord of his old place booted him out when they were clearly a fan who watched cobes' videos.

Chauncey as co-host is the best especially when he laughs 😂 👍🏻🇦🇺

Yeah not sure how both of them never heard of this.

no shit?

Hang in there. If there's any kind of side hustle you can manage, it always gives me hope to have something like that going on. I know it's not always possible with how many hours some people work, but even mulling over ideas during quiet moments can be worth it. Shitty jobs are truly soul crushing.

@@ChopsWildRide "eyes bigger than stomach" does nawt = "eyes bigger than appetite". Thanks for explaining a very common everyday saying for me- maybe work on absorbing what you read.

@@DSPHistoricalSocietycalm down, troglodyte.

Spook boggy bog 😂

Man.. I never actually thought about that.. It even plays into what SR was saying about all the stuff that was big in 2003 still drives his delusions..

Supposedly, that book where he got most of his occult "knowledge" was big on the power of belief, too.

LMAO. I never knew about this story. I think I found it on "Guitar Insite 20," he talks about finding the squirrel and trying to help it climb up a tree despite having destroyed hind legs. Wish I could find the part where he throws it against the tree after the bite, I've heard of people instinctively throwing hamsters after being bitten so I can't blame ol' Jord

@@SeizureRobot5000 Clint lectured him afterwards. It stuck so vividly in my brain that the punchline was he threw it at the tree and not let it pull itself up by its forepaws. Or just drop it. Cobes has a horrible track record when it comes to sick or stricken animals. Love the channel and the deep dive into gothic psyche.

Yep and cutting up sex dolls and all the other weird shit he says and dose, definitely the making of a serial killer or school sho*ter 🤪💀🔪

THE LEGEND!!!

TMDWU

This guy

Now if only someone could lend me a Lyles brand diaper

I sleep good tonight knowing the GOAT showed up TWU!!!

Lmao this guy

Well, there’s No One in Wyoming😂😂😂😂

Thank you No Touchy! I was surprised when the mashup tripped youtube's sensors and pointed me to "1986 Omega Tribe - Stay Girl Stay Pure, " saying it used the melody, even though the Omega Tribe song is WAY faster. Heheh glad you found the link, TWU

You know your Cobra lore!! I want to say he pined for the hearse during the basement days, right? I always think of the graphic novel (also a movie) "Ghost World" where the protag is a bit of a tryhard punk/goth and actually gets the hearse she wanted, only to have the novelty quickly wear off. Cobes is utterly ridiculous in that he wants these grandiose things (old cars, a giant house and clocktower) that are ultimately a pain in the ass to maintain and would quickly fall into disrepair. Unlike the guy from Sling Blade, Cobes can barely operate a can opener much less fix an old car.

I can not remember when or where he said that, but I could've sworn he said it in the first house. It was definitely during a bitesize video where he gets smashed, though, cause those are my favorites. His drunken nonsense ramblings are great white noise to sleep to, lol. Speaking of cars, wouldn't you think he would want something like a Shelby *COBRA* ? The hearse thing I get, I suppose, but how does he not think of that?

TWU toobs! I've got a decent roster of vids I can watch a million times and not get tired of em, super stoked to know that this falls into that category for you. Helping people pass time at work in general is really damn satisfying. If everything goes according to plan, I'll actually be recording tomorrow, so hopefully you can look forward to another one soon!

That’s my all time favorite Snake Bones too. I’ve probably listened to all the ones with Chauncey a dozen times each, but FASHION?! Easily 25 times it’s just pure comedy.

@@DeepFriedHallelujah Right on! Chauncey’s laughter alone with zero context could make me wet my pants🤣🤣