I just hate the fact that not only do they not follow the damn comics, but that they literally don’t have anything that made Snake Eyes so intriguing and special. I.E. taking a vow of silence after the death of his master and being a pure soul instead of an asshole.

And we still can't get a follow-up to Dredd, where the actor under the helmet understands why the helmet doesn't come off. Props to the least pretentious actor currently out there Karl Urban.

"Shaky Cam" needs to become a thing of the past.

The actor that plays storm shadow (the white suit) is superb and should be in more movies. Stand out for me.

Apparently people dont even remember that the GIJoe film with the Rock also had Bruce Willis

I can't imagine telling my 12 year old self there's a Snake Eyes movie, and I have no interest in seeing it. Yet here we are.

Yea I hate when people are shooting guns , and missing at 3 feet with fully automatic weapons , so they instead throw kicks that connect and disarm their opponents ,

Guys, I recommend clean palatse & get a better MOVIE STEAKS by watching this instead: + The Raid 1 Redemption + The Raid 2 + Gangs of London (directed by Gareth Evans) + The Night Come For Us (Iko Uwais & Joe Taslim) + The Warrior S01 + S02 (Andrew Koji & Joe Taslim) + Headshot I AM 100% SURE This are way way way better than this Doopy Snake Eyes. Once again, some great actors & action stuntmen being totally wastedby Hollywood lazy writing & poor camera work/editing.

Snake eyes is one of the few GI Joe characters that has a well defined and interesting backstory. They’d just have to update it maybe with Desert Storm or something instead of Vietnam.

They should've left him faceless and mysterious like back in the day.

The only way I would be intrigued by this cash-grab is if we had a twist near the end where the guy we were rooting for the whole time became Storm Shadow, and his nemesis became Snake Eyes.

Let's hope Hollywood knows this movie didn't do well because of storyline and not being loyal to source materials rather than them going with "Asian leads are box office nukes".

The number 1 movie KZfaq's algorithm is dead set on me watching

This movie was absolute shit. Shaky cam in scenes that aren't even action, Snake Eyes is a terrible character and screws over everyone else, and he doesn't get the Snake Eyes suit until the last 15 seconds. Storm Shadow was a more tragic and relatable character than Snake Eyes

The Ninjas (Snake Eyes / Storm Shadow) are my favorite characters in the entire G.I. Joe Universe. Please let this movie be decent instead of a total stinker!

They should’ve had Gareth Evans, the man behind the Raid movies, direct this film. Instead of the dude behind R.I.P.D.

They made snake eyes a villain

Feeling the need to comment, for once, because I am an old school of GI Joe, the toys, the comics and the cartoon. So, someone that has been a fan for a long time, particularly, Snake Eyes; showing Snake's face, removes all the mystique of the character. As with Wolverine, you really don't have to reveal everything about them. The mystery is a big part of who these characters are.

Stop "reinventing" characters ffs

I still think the best G.I.Joe flick we got is G.I. Joe: Resolute. And that came out years ago.

I still can't get over how terrible Space Jam 2 was, my god..

If you wanna see a good action movie set in Japan, watch The Wolverine.

The real origin of snake eye. He went silent when he was a kid 12. After his master die from what I read from comic point of view.

Basically storm shadow was actually the good guy

I still remember seeing the Channing Tatum films

neva loss. they didn't do Koji justice, I want him in more films

"It's better than the Mummy to start a franchise!" Oh my god, that's gold!

Other Joe saying they did the "best" they could... doesn't sound like it to me. Do better movie studios.

The moment I heard him speak was the moment I decided I wasn’t gonna like the movie.

I'm amazed how people's review consistently say "Snake Eyes is a d1ck!""

I hope they do a GI joe universe they need to comeback cause everyone literally doesn’t remember these characters or franchise

More like GI Joe boredgens…. I’ll be seeing myself out

4:58 Did Joe just mistake Iko Uwais for Tony Jaa?

So, in short, the trailers done scene baited us.

Managed to make a movie about a white guy (Actually was a white guy in the comics) who gradually becomes a master ninja while facing discrimination due to being an outsider into a generic as hell ninja movie where the character happens to be named Snake Eyes.

GI Joes not being able to hit people with their guns is as GI Joe as it gets. And the next GI Joe movie needs to be Gung Ho, but only an origin story for his giant EGA tattoo

Thanks for this review, Joe. I remember when I watched the first GI Joe movie, they showed a flashback scene when Snake Eyes was a boy trying to steal some food for him until the young Storm Shadow encountered him and they made it clear that when his master died, he took a vow of silence and he was a kid when his and Storm Shadow's master died as Snake Eyes saw Storm Shadow running away.

Joe claims to love G.I.Joe - doesn't remember Serpentor and dosen't know who Scarlet is. smh...

Anytime I see mention of this movie, all I hear in my head is: "I'm on a new level!"

"I want to be Butterfly Cuddles...." OJ Instant classic. 😂

I told my wife as we left the theater tonight, it felt like they already had the script for this movie and just threw Snake Eyes in the title and changed a few things in the script in an attempt to make it work.

The movie literally didn't have anything that made snake eyes snake eyes

Throwing up that "Best GI Joe movie yet!" Quote in the trailer means SO little 😂

"It's a dumb action movie." Do they release any other type of film these days?

I still need to watch that second GI Joe movie... I remember thinking that Cobra Commander looked really cool and that they fixed some of the issues with the first

I keep asking WHY DOES SNAKE EYES TALK!?!? I don't care that it's a prequel. Garbage

Love watching these videos guys. Always look forward to your reviews. (Movies and games)

Yeah, as someone who has never seen anything GI Joe related before, I thought Snake Eyes was a jerk and I wanted him to do the right thing but he NEVER DID

I was looking forward to this movie after first trailer. Hoped for good material arts, swordfight and gunplay action. Unfortunately, DP and editor fucked this movie up. Quick cuts and zooms be damned. I'm really upset. For fans of G.I. Joe this movie is offensive. They chopped and killed character of coolest modern ninja around. I was never big fan cartoons, but loved storm shadow/snake eyes in comic books.

Sounding like it makes the slo mo in the older ones like a gem

"Why have a suit to be big when you can just be big" -A prophet

I love Doug's theme for AJS. You should use it more.

Joe's and one Alex watching a Joe movie. So perfect.

Thanks for this review. As a martial arts fan, i care a lot about good camera angles so, if this failed with that then, i will pass.

Y'know, I've heard people criticize the action in Loki. But I swear, that finale had one of my favorite fight scenes of the year just because the camera didn't shake and both actors were fully visible the whole time. It does NOT take much to win my approval, but damn it, filmmakers just keep going back to that poisoned shaky-cam well.

Snake Eyes is CHUCKLES………. He’s a deep cover commando!!!! He’s not a ninja

Uhm guns work totally fine with ninjas. Here's how: let me know how a gun works when you're in melee with a ninja and a sword. Check how Snake-Eyes was as a toy and in comic/cartoon canon. Always has and Uzi and 9mm. He had that to take care of distance, otherwise he'd get up close and personal. Someone with half a brain would have written it better.

1:04 I love how OJ says “f*ck”

you should start doing timestamps in your description when the final score is, spoiler section etc

I didn’t expect a amazing plot I was looking forward to see the action cause choreographer and coordinator from the rurouni kenshin movies but after hearing about the shaky cam and cuts that just ruined it for me smh

I'll be honest, I didn't even know there was more than the first live-action G.I. Joe film.

The bulletproof suits but katana's will cut right through them does make sense Bulletproof vest stop bullets but you can stab through it most the time

This is the smoothest review that I’ve seen from all three of them together

Last GI Joe film I remember is GI Joe Rise of the Cobra which was a really mid movie but it loved it when it came out because I was a lot younger. Snake eyes in that movie was cool because we couldn’t see his face, he didn’t speak and his character was more ambiguous. Had a great backstory too. Doesn’t really seem like this movie is that much better tho🤔🤔

This was a strong 2/10. Almost walked out of the theater when he has his “King T’Challa heading to the Ancestral Plane” moment.

0:46 Other Joe is my spirit animal!

Go Joe! Loved the "Naked Gun" reference 😂

I know AJ hates mobile games but the Gi joe Battleground game was fantastic. I miss that game and the community so much. Damn... im still pissed it had to end. Shout out to Tiger Force.

I stopped watching when they thought that Tony jaa played hard master

I literally only realised watching Mr Sunday Movies earlier this week what Joe's Corporate Commander was a reference to.

About the bulletproof armor...modern day bulletproof vests are made to react to a bullet lessening the damage done to wearer. However they aren't not knife or sharp object proof.

Well dam 😕 really had high hopes for this.. oh well.. great job guys as usual👏👍💯👹👺

Snake Eyes wasn’t bad tbh. I liked it especially the fight scenes but I do got some nitpicks with the origin and some story bits. Andrew Koji and Henry Golding did pretty good. There are plans for a sequel and I hope he loses his voice how he loses it in the original source material

12:39 Alex had me dying lmao

Hmmm I think I'm going to have to grab up one of those "You done Fucked it up!" T-shirts. Solid review!

Imagine having an origins movie and still having flashbacks :D

Not Tony Jai, iko uwais is the guy in raid

That is a classic trope in Gijoe cartoon people shooting at each other yet no one getting hit

I would appreciate an origin story of Hawk. That would build a huge level.

Any movie that just appears out of no where will always be bad

OJ: 🙋🏻‍♂️“I missed the assignment” Me: 🤣💀

Can someone give me a link to the wallpaper they got behind them?

the problem with this movie being part of a cinematic universe is that paramount once announced they have plans for not just a GIJoe universe, but a general hasbro one. according to the announcement, it would involve GIJoe, transformers, rom the space knight, and a trading card game i don't remember the name of. as a result, i can't help but wonder if starting off with a solo snake eyes movie might be too small of a starting point. yes, marvel started the mcu with iron man, but their big crossover events are the avengers movie. everyone's an avenger. it brings them all together. with hasbro, how are they gonna bring together all of these separate franchises?

The fact he spoke in the trailer kinda pissed me off. I realize him not talking would be a problem. Idk... I really really love gi joe. Like I love star wars. So it hurts my feelings that they all suck.

Will you guys do a review on old?

So when it comes to G.I. Joe I vaguely remember having a few action figures growing up, and maybe watching an animated series, I also vaguely remember the movie with the rock, but beyond that I wasn’t really that into G.I. I joe growing up, so I basically went in blind to this movie, and without really knowing anything, I found myself a little confused with the crystal and magical powers stuff, granted I’m always up for katana’s and ninja shit, but yeah this movie was just ok for me, I wish they had introduced the world, and characters, a little bit better and gave just a little bit more context as to why this stone thing was so important, unless they did, I just completely missed? But it didn’t really seem like they did, but Idk that’s just me, maybe those with a better understanding of the world and characters know or at least can guess what the significance of this time is, but yeah…haha

1st Joe film had a little bit of a backstory for Cobra Commander. Serpentor is the over arching leader of Cobra that kicked out Commander. He was developed using the DNA of some of the world's most ruthless leaders. Spirit, Quick Kick, Lady Jay, Shipwreck, General Hawk, Roadblock, Duke, Sgt. Slaughter just to name a few Joe's you may have forgotten about.

He's a Snake Eyes Variant! Jk lol I had similar feels with this movie too.

Snake Eyes: *Never speaks a word/is some white American dude in cannon lore* Paramount Pictures: “Well if it ain’t broke, better make it woke.”

From the IMDB page, the kid in me LOVES this news, the adult me is terrified The movie is a reboot of the G.I. Joe property on film, and intended to be part of a shared universe of features based on Hasbro properties with G.I. Joe: Ever Vigilant, Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light, M.A.S.K.: Mobile Armored Strike Kommand, ROM: Spaceknight and Micronauts.

It already came out?

Drinking game: take a shot every time Angry Joe says "sword play"

I heard snake eyes is a jerk in this movie

Joe called Iko Uwais, Tony Jaa lmao

4:58 Joe made an opsie it's Iko Uwais not Tony Jaa lol.

Lil' Joe was fookin' drunk when he saw this.

Ok, that stop motion action figure ad for Snake Eyes in the middle of this vid is better than the whole movie.

i hope they had some gunplay in the film, one of the things that made Snakeyes so cool to me as a dumb kid was he was a ninja that also had an uzi, i distinctly remember that. so snakeyes should use guns sometime’s!

when he said imma look him up ...hahahah Joe wants that smoke...

Damn y’all don’t lower points because of the GIJoe part? It’s a GIJoe movie so you have to