Spoiler: the twist at the end was that Shyamalan duped you into paying to watch another one of his movies.

“This movies gonna get old….REAL FAST….huh?…huh?” 😂😂😂 Never change OJ

"How did a movie about accelerating time feel like it took four hours to finish?" That has got to be the quote for the box art!

Seeing Alex go off and get genuinely pissed about this movie was the most entertaining thing to spawn from it.

This film is literally a longer version of the Asdf movie short "What did you get for your birthday?" asked random friend "I got older," says birthday boy as he ages really fast.

How much longer does Old Man Joe have to live? 4 HOURS!

*I can’t wait for 60+ year old AJ going crazy over how Madden games is still fucking everyone over with these crazy ass micro transactions.* 😂

Alex's blank stare to the cringy opening skits gives me life

I was laughing my ass off when I saw the trailer and then heard the title "OLD"

"I'm going to give you a spoiler. It's not worth finding out what's going on" ROFL

"It's not worth finding out what's going on" well shit there goes the entire payoff

I have a personal rule that rarely fails me: never go to see a M. Night Shyamalan movie in the theater.

Does anyone else purposefully pay attention to Joe's facial expressions in the movie review thumbnails to get an idea of how the review is gonna play out?

Why is Joe releasing a OLD review and not a NEW review?.

The epilepsy lady didn’t get the “special drink” till after her first seizure at the restaurant.

A lot of plot holes, but the one with epilepsy was actually covered. She had a seizure so it didn’t work, so they got her to have another cocktail but it took a while to get. So that’s why they were later to the beach than everyone else.

Alex’s reaction to this film is 100% accurate for me 😂

I walked out of the theater and said "I didnt expect much, but goddamn.." and some guy in front of me just said "You too huh?"

The best way to sum it up is a longer twilight zone episode. It’s a movie that rides solely off of a concept and expects you to care more about seeing the scenario played out rather than real characters or story.

M Night is one of those directors you will either love or hate his style. We all know his style by now: unrealistic lifeless dialogue, slow pacing, close up shots of face, twist ending, giving himself a crucial self-indulgent cameo.

As from the words from a noble chicken once said: "WHAT A TWIST!"

I'm glad they brought up that this was not his material. Ever since I saw the trailer for it I couldn't help but feel like I'd seen this premise done on TV before. Can't remember which show for the life of me.

When I saw Shamalongdingdong on screen, I wanted to shout “YOU RUINED THE LAST AIRBENDER!”

I saw this trailer in theaters before Black Widow started and i was like "This could be a fine movie." then i saw who's making it and imidiately went "I am 85% sure it's gonna be utter shit.)

That is why Shyamalan finances his own movies. I doesn't want to listen to anybody.

I love what Alex said. “Give Jordan peele this script” holy shit could you imagine?

Yo as soon as Alex started talking he just ripped into Old immediately lol you love to see it

The things about the Shyamalan films is that they have good/interesting concepts, but the executions can be a hit-and-miss, sometimes

hehehehehehe " this movie will get old real fast", give that Joe an oscar.

Wow Joe is actually learning to let the boys talk withtout interrupting them!!!? what timeline is this?

This might be one of the only films I would score lower than Alex. 3/10 imo

Shyamalon's best twist was in Devil where you learn Evil is near when toast lands jelly side down.

Glad Alex kept talking when Joe tried to interrupt

Joe and his damn wigs😂

Interesting plot with poor execution sounds like every movie he’s done for 20 years

"I hated it!" I love Alex

Shyamalan needs to keep on making movies. Somehow he's allowed to fail in Hollywood so long as he randomly puts out hits every now and then. It's utterly precious for a director to have as much freedom he has.

Me: Old? What seems to be the problem? *reads M. Night Shyamalan* Also me: oh, it all makes sense now

Then it turns out...they were in an a hourglass the entire time!

Alex definitely looks like a character named mid size sedan lol

wheres the review for Nobody joe with Bob Odenkirk

“Gotta be down with the sickness” lmao

I would've ended that right after the doctor explains what was really going on. Theres no real reason to end it on a high note or go further than that. You could leave it as a mystery and call it a day.

Alex needs a badass seal of disapproval that he can give out 😂😂😂

M night shamalyan is certainly… unique, but his movies have this weird charm to them that I find entertaining

Oh man, when Joe's thumbnail is better than the movie's effects, we're in trouble

What's sad is the movie is based on the French graphic novel "Sand Castle" which was legit terrifying, cerebral, and sad. Tragic that Shyamalan had to go and ruin it.

lmfao when OJ says how they walked backwards, i really thought he was joking XDDDD

"Behold... the ravages of age!" extended over the length of a cinematic feature.

i still havent forgiven him for the last airbender movie.

He wasn’t just trying to be artsy with the weird framing. He was trying to have a REVEAL of the kids being much older suddenly. That’s why he was shooting really weirdly at times.

I’ve never seen Alex so heated on a topic til now lmao.

I’ll give Shamalyan this even when he’s bad he’s still so unbelievably entertaining and I think even he might becoming aware of this fact

Love the nile shirt, didn't know he was a fan!

When that chick turned into a pretzel I just had to say "my only regret.... Is that I have bone-itis"

I went to see the movie with my wife and daughter and we all DIED laughing at that crinkled up woman in the cave. Shit was hilarious, I really hope they didn't intend that to be scary 😂

Oh snap, I was caught off guard with this. Thanks, lazy holywood... at least you keep Joe busy😁

The best part of this movie was in AJs review when OJ makes a pun and does finger guns - a Peshkybee review

I’m not sure how much longer Alex can do this, he looks so pissed off at the start, like he is surrounded by idiots 🤣

Angry Joe aged so much during the movie he thought the movie wasnt that bad...good thing Alex and Other Joe were there to cure his sickness.

Nile shirt?? My channel appreciation just skyrocketed! 🤘🤘🤘

What a coincidence I just got out of the theater from seeing it! I thought it was weird and intriguing, thought it was alright to be honest my eyes were glued to the screen the whole time.

Why is Joe’s verdict the final verdict? OJ and Alex gave it a 4, so shouldn’t the final be like a 4.5 or a 5?

Why does Hollywood keep letting Shyamalan make movies? I havent not heard of him directing a great movie.

I can proudly say I haven’t seen a Shymalan film in theatre’s since I was a wee lad and watched the last air bender (and man what a dark day that was).

I can't help but notice, but is that a 'Nile' shirt that angry joe is wearing?

I thought one person was going to use the wrappers as a suit too. And they’d try and use the needle and thread that went unused from the tumor to stitch it together. Or at the very least a mask/helmet. And since the calcium deficiency girl was in the caves for a while, I thought she’d get adjusted like they said, and end up following the ones with the suit and end up ripping it apart thinking they just wanted to leave to get away from her.

When I saw the trailer in theaters, I really thought it was gonna be a Jordan Peele movie. It seemed like his kinda style with his recent movies. Makes me wonder how much better the movie would’ve been if it was directed by him.

Alex's posture and expression right at the start of this told me all I needed to know about this movie...

MNS is playing the long game, his final movies twist is that it doesn't have a twist

From time to time, Alex just looks at OJ in a certain way, and that makes me laugh :) Like he wants to comment on something OJ is saying, but decide he doesn't have to.

i dont know how they even survive for 1 day? they literally have eat every second to keep up with time acceleration

What times did he think the movie was gonna end? I never thought there was gonna be a ending but continued.

M. Night Shyamalan is able to make crazy twists, disturbing filmography, and interesting plot points, but most of his movies are just laughable some times. It's all so undeservedly pretentious. He's peak Fake it Til you Make it.

When you enter "The" private beach, going through the rocks, it reminds me of being inside a submarine. You can go down no problem but when you resurface too fast, you get the "bends".

It’s awesome when joe rants but your in for a show when you see Alex’s version just love how he vents and shows emotion of frustration it just makes me want to die of laughter

This movie annoys me because as they said the concept is good but execution is some ass. This movie had some serious potential IMO

Props Joe! Rockin a Nile shirt! Best band 🔥🤘🔥

Do they explain how their clothes grow with them?

"how did that girl not get tanned?" I was wondering that myself, lol 😆

What a twist

Alex and OJ- We give it a 4 angryjoe- I give it a 6 above average Also Angryjoe- There's alot of plotholes that dont make sense

😂😂😂WOW ,I LOVE HOW MUCH ALEX HATED THIS! 😂

Theory: what if Madrid (the young blonde woman who carried the drinks to the guests after they got off the van at the resort, played by Francesca Eastwood), was the one survivor that Shymalan claimed had drowned after swimming through the coral? It doesn't really make sense how someone would drown after already making it all the way out of the coral & out of the time altering beach. Plus he was waiting to see if Trent & Maddox would surface in the safe water, probably so that he could stop them from reaching the resort. But because they took so long, he assumed they died & the man over the walkie talkie said they can't afford to have another issue. My guess if that he may have captured Madrid after she swam to shore, & they could be drugging & manipulating her. She did seem a little off from the beginning, especially after Trent & Maddox arrive to knock the drinks out of her hands at the end of the film. She had a bizarre look on her face, like realization.

OK so reverse version of Benjamin Button?

I think its more enjoyable for a dumb stoner thriller movie, but if you start thinking about how the science and logic would work in the movie then yea it’ll ruin it a bit.

What if you walk in backwards so that you fall into the exit 😂

I was looking forward to a new M. Night movie... Signs, Split, etc. Were good. Sometimes I forget he also made the Last Airbender

I just have 1 question: if the kids are aging so fast, how are their clothes still fitting so well?

We can escape in a hot air balloon! AJ "Where would we find the helium?" O_O

Joe wearing a Nile shirt?! Hell yeah! 🖤

11:38 would it be the same reason why they’re hair wasn’t growing. Their cells are being repaired at such a rapid rate that they wouldn’t be tanning or being sunburnt?

Joe's been coughing a lot lately. is he ok?

So, the movie reminds the audience that time flies, by steeling away 2 hours of their lives?

They didn't get tan because the skin cells repair themselves too fast. It's not time going faster, it's the metabolic processes of the cells. In order for them to get a sun tan the ultraviolet rays would have to come down on them at a rate thousands of times higher. The parts you missed that don't make sense is how they would have had to take thousands of trips to the bathroom within 30 minutes after eating that much food and aging that fast. Also in order for them to survive they would have to eat an entire sandwich every 5 seconds since 30 minutes is a year.

0:43 "Have you heard of the high elves?"

Old feels like a movie I thought up when I was in second grade 😂😭

Omg, this would DEFINITELY be better if Jordan Peele made and put his own spin on it.

Wait a gotdang moment!!!!! AJ has a freaking Nile shirt on!!!!!!!!! never knew you liked that music

When I saw the first trailer for "Old", I laughed out loud.