“you’re a queen, you’re a goddess, you’re C H O N K!”

"She's funny. But not funny like haha, funny like yikes."

"Your mother said something so harmful it seared off the top layer of your brain"

I once saw a shop which motto was: "Trends come and go, basic is forever."

Men's clothes stores: we have clothes. Women's clothes stores: Everybody tells you you're fat and weird and ugly and insecure, BUT NOT US! _We_ have clothes for women of _your kind!_ We are so great, buy stuff from us!

“𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓪 CHONK”

I love that Kate McKinnon gave them so much material as JB that the ad kept going and going. The best part was how much fun she was having. Probably some of her best work. The baby voice, while trying to be hyper masc. "My peepee is in there." 🤣

The way Cecily Strong says “CHONK” just kills me every time. That line delivery is A++

Iconic quote by Justin Bieber: “This tattoo made me go owie”

I feel personally attacked by fashion coward

“No matter what size you are, you’ll still feel CHONK!” They nailed that one

Far mirrors? Clothes I can't decide on will burst into flames? Mercy gas? Big strong men who shop for me??? That's the store for me!

Red Flag is forever iconic.

I have a strong feeling CHONK is inspired by 'DRESS BARN' cause I've always thought the store name was a little unflattering.

I love the CHONK commercial. The "no, no, i dont want this for my daughter" cracked me up!!

"Give her something to focus on because, let's face it, she's been reading 'The Goldfinch' for two years..." hahahaha

"Clothes that suggest the general idea of a person." 👍😂

''When's she's around gay men, it's exactly how think it would be.'' I choked on my coffee.

The pitch of her voice when she says "Chonk!" Gets me every time.😂

Kate as Beiber's Calvin ad was freaking hilarious! Lmao

“As a Child you were humiliated in a Kohl’s dressing room” TOO TRUE

Andy Samberg’s facial expressions during Red Flag are priceless.

Ok but Kristen Wiig in that red dress is absolutely fabulous

"The clothes that suggest the general idea of a person" - that's so well phrased!

I love the big strong man who carries you home after he picks clothes for you.

“It’s just Ann Taylor” I feel attacked 😂

The fact that they specifically addressed the kohl’s fitting room is too much for me 💀

My sister HATES perfume commercials so much and I'm really starting to hate fashion ads. We cackled all through this

When he walks into a room he is the center of attention and when you ask him what he does he says, "I'm an entrepreneur" RED FLAG He's handsome, perfectly dressed, and has great hair but then you notice his jeans are embellished with rhinestones RED FLAG He's courteous, calls himself a nice guy, and claims all of his ex girlfriends are crazy bitches out to get him RED FLAG He's the master of charm with the sly confidence of a fox... and all four of his children have different mothers RED FLAG He's exquisite but he also lives with his mom who he refers to as "mother" and calls her his best friend RED FLAG He is sensitive and bold, he says he's a feminist while he pinches your ass and gets defensive when you tell him to stop it RED FLAG He's funny but not funny haha but "Are you fucking serious about straight white men being an oppressed minority?" funny RED FLAG And he has an ankle monitor... That's a major RED FLAG AXE body spray for men, the only cologne that warns women "I'm fucking crazy"

Okay, but seriously, who wouldn't want a hoodie that doubles as a real life invisibility cloak?

“I’m f***ing crazy” Me: dying laughing on the floor

It’s underappreciated how Beck was narrating a commercial he was in.

Chonk is one of my favorite sketches that no one ever talks about

That Kate "Calvin" ad remains so superior, it's her best ever lmao

I dated a dancer, with wealthy dad, she had mostly dudes as friends, she had lived in France for a while... That sketch really hits home, it is too accurate. And yes, she was a massive red flag and i ended up moving with her in couple of months after going steady..

“All this underwear is making me tired”

The "normal clothes" men's store in the first skit is basically "fashion coward." But without the stigma because it's for men...

I could watch Kate McKinnon as Bieber for the rest of my life.

SNL be having the funniest commercials ever 😂😂😂

Beck looks so good in that Cartier commercial.😍

I'd actually lowkey love to shop at fashion Coward

The “mercy gas” kills me every time

I love Kristen Wiig she’s so funny😂😂

Okay, but Kate's outfit in "Fashion Coward" was cute. ngl

Nobody: Literally nobody: SNL: CHONK

Red flag is still a masterpiece

1:20 you know they somehow both got a medium

Red flag and Calvin’s are the best 😂

Chonk is exactly how I feel about Dress Barn. I’m not shopping for clothes at a store with the word “barn” in it.

joking matters aside, can we all take a minute to appreciate how gorgeous all the SNL ladies are? 😍

There is an actual Fashion Coward...it's called GAP, J.Crew, Ann Taylor, & Banana Republic. Stores I'm grateful for since I have family who is so afraid to be themselves. Sad really. Kate as the Biebs is ICONIC

“she’s been reading the goldfinch for two years” guess what book i have next to me at this moment

"...and pants, for the legs!" 😂😂

I died at “ideal juror”!!!

"you're a queen! You're a goddess! You're a C H O N K" I MEAN...True but WOW

*"This tattoo? Made me say 'Owie'"*

"This tattoo made me say owie" 😂

“my body is my canvas, and my clothes is my paint.” 😎10/10 grammar

“It’s just Ann Taylor” I’m weak. 😭

0:32 Thats why you shop at CHONK

I was a fat kid in the 60's, which was bad enough as it made me a bully-magnet. What made it worse is that my clothes came from a separate department called "CHUBBIES". Really. In big fat letters over my head, as I was supposed to choose between truly horrible styles that look good on no one, as store clerks made rude remarks. I was shamed into a lifetime of anorexia and bulimia so I wouldn't be a "chonk". Fat boys got a much nicer label for their clothes, they're "husky". Makes it sound manly.

The far mirrors are a little too real.

"...quote 'has anxiety'..." I know I shouldn't laugh, I know it's a real thing, but 😂😂😂😂😂

It's off topic but...... Kate mc as Justin Bieber and Cecily as Sofia Vergara is the best and iconic all time just FLAWLESS ✨✨✨✨✨

"Intriguing, addictive, a way to pass the time. I'm talking about the fidget spinner." Lmao

Aidy & Sasheer’s dresses in “Chonk” are actually cute

That Chonk skit gets me every time 😂😂😂

Red flag is so funny 😂😂😂 Kristen was perfect for this

(She's alot) "I can't eat anything here" "There's nobody good here" 🤭she might be borderline but definitely not for everybody. Also... R E D F L A G

😂 Red Flag is the best commercial parody of them all...even better than Mom Jeans

The chonk for women and normal clothes for men is too accurate it hurts lmfao💀💀 Brandy Melville asf

“Pants for the legs.” As oppose to pants for the arms?

The red flag one was hilarious.!! The men's face expression had me laughing so hard until it hurt🤣🤣🤣. And then when she stuck her finger in dude's mouth ...I died 😂😂😂😂

I didn't realize exactly how gay i am until i experienced being unspeakably attracted to Kate McKinnon dressed as Justin Bieber in boxer briefs and a packer but not Justin Bieber

“And one black dress that says ‘keep it moving’” 30 secs later * Aidy holding a red polka dot dress *

Kristen Wiig in that Red Flag one is just * chef's kiss *

“Every woman is a CHONK.” Alright you do you 😂

The joke about the "half trail of buttons" in Fashion Coward/Ann Taylor made me snort. BAILBAILBAIL!!!!

Timestamps: Intro: 0:01 CHONK 0:13 Red flag 1:28 Fashion coward 3:18 Calvin Klein adds 5:11 Cartier ad 7:14

I love the gradually disturbed faces made in CHONK.

The ‘BAIL. BAILBAILBAIL.’ Kills me every time.

Darn - was really hoping they’d include the Levi’s Woke parody. That one was fantastic.

That Cartier ad is ceiminally underrated

2:46 hilarious

These are always some of my favorite skits on SNL. I wish they would just drop them into regular TV programming from time to time. Just pay for the slot during Thursday night football or something lol.

fashion coward? sounds like GAP

I can watch the Red flag ad everyday still funny as hell!! 🤣😂

1:44 "NUMBER FIEVE!!"

Mens department where they sell "normal clothes" lolol too true!!

I've literally never laughed at something so hard, yet had absolutely no idea what was going on. Wtf is Chonk?! 😂

"so many clothes are normal but then they go like this" is a very accurate and legitimate observation about women's clothing. you find something nice and basic and then they have to go add a random feature to it to make it pop out on their shopping page...it's fast fashion solution to "how can we release more new clothes faster while doing the least amount of creative innovation from our last design"

Fashion Coward was a too accurate description of my life and fashion choices.

..."It's just Ann Taylor" lmao 😭😭😭

This parody compilation deserves an award! 😂

to be fair I would like a Fashion Coward very much for I have trouble finding a normal blue shirt I can wear under my sweaters. you know, just a normal shirt with a round or v-neck without buttons, wide sleeves or anything. finding 'normal' can be very hard.

SNL commercial parodies are some of my favorites. Most of them are hysterical. The writing, the acting, the music, everything is on point. There are so many good ones. The tech ones with the eMeth 😂

That fidget spinner one is spot on. Trust me. I was in middle school with the "Anxiety" people.

I was literally binge watching SNL ad parodies and this came up. lol

justin bieber: being silly and not paying any attention the other model in the ad: 👁️👄👁️

That navy blue shirt called a fashion coward in every language possible