SNL Digital Short: Cookies - SNL
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10 жыл бұрынTom (Hugh Laurie) calls a meeting to inform his employees of possible layoffs in the company, but it doesn't seem to matter to Marcus (Fred Armisen) who can't stop himself from eating cookies that turn out to be stool softeners. [Season 34, 2008]
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@jessi2077 4 жыл бұрын
I HATE when there's food and people just ignore it so then I feel like I have to ignore it too
@theRealTobirama 4 жыл бұрын
Me too but not this type of situations!
@Max-me9ol 4 жыл бұрын
You are being a person that ignores the food then aswell though. If everyone acts like you, everyone wants to eat, but no one does.
@vvvvinvasion 4 жыл бұрын
same
@stevewondering6311 4 жыл бұрын
Jessica just ask to take it, good communication goes pretty far
@VoidSurfer9 4 жыл бұрын
NPC
@Kostadin_Arolski 5 жыл бұрын
"im bad" we all know a perfectly normal ordinary person who says that every time they do something nobody cares about
@thejwvariety 4 жыл бұрын
Cork Soaker I care 💔
@rhabeldibabeldi6812 4 жыл бұрын
like those 0815 people who say "i´m so crazy" while doing nothing crazy at all
@anjailbakeer 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. U really went there.
@fenecofeneco19 3 жыл бұрын
Some of the people who say they don't care are the same people who would consider those "sinners" weak, pathetic ,a good source of behind your back jokes if they didn't "punish" themselves before others do it.
@mr.giggles6265 3 жыл бұрын
@@fenecofeneco19 What are you on?
@joanab8367 10 жыл бұрын
The first look when he sees the cookies always cracks me up! Fred is amazing
@titaniumdiveknife 8 жыл бұрын
+Joana B hahahahahahahhahaha
@nallehansen4495 6 жыл бұрын
I Know:)
@amandal1785 6 жыл бұрын
I love Fred!
@eLiFILMSinc 6 жыл бұрын
That first look is nothing though
@alexsmith4725 6 жыл бұрын
He is trying to stay casual 😄
@aditirandev3591 7 жыл бұрын
im bad , you gotta take me to cookie court
@29DPT 6 жыл бұрын
Yes 👖💭💭💭💭💭💭😛😛😛
@andrewsakemiller5989 4 жыл бұрын
guilty as charged your honor
@alanmalcheski8882 4 жыл бұрын
you stand convicted of cookie crimes of the highest order; cookie extortion and cookie espionage. The sentence is life in cookie jail.
@bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 4 жыл бұрын
still laughing tbh
@trevorbacque8175 3 жыл бұрын
"Someone, should arrest this cookie company, for cookiecide". 😆
@tonyflags8968 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for typing out the dialogue.
@DopeyDetector 5 ай бұрын
It makes them feel like they helped create the joke @@tonyflags8968
@MasonSanchez. 3 ай бұрын
Maybe my favorite line in this skit!!! And the smirk after it!! Priceless!!!
@Cococonutt 8 жыл бұрын
I feel like there's always one of these types of people in every office..
@kermitttt 7 жыл бұрын
my boss is that person
@martinpoli2186 7 жыл бұрын
This is the way l be have at meetings. All l care about is drink coffee and eat biscuits
@JohnnyRoseofVersailles 7 жыл бұрын
I think that's me. I just don't get it why people don't eat the damn food, and I need to get to it before anyone else eats it.
@fayazyusuf 7 жыл бұрын
Guilty
@mmclauchlan1058 6 жыл бұрын
I’m one 👯♀️
@Klay_Dubya 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy how hugh laurie sounds so natural. You'd never know he didnt have an American accent
@TitusXfit 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t
@gSlover4reel 3 жыл бұрын
He's amazing. Didn't know he was English until his SNL gig
@ErikPehrsson 2 жыл бұрын
The American accent is like any other accent. It just takes time and talent to make it convincing.
@guadalupebaptista9757 2 жыл бұрын
That's his " House" voice. Surprised to find out he is really British
@priyachoudhary9896 2 жыл бұрын
The first time I watched him was in Stuart Little when I was a kid and up until then I always thought he was American lmao
@lexsmith2877 4 жыл бұрын
“Dangerous.” “Cookie Secret” “Last one!” “Such a Cookie mouth” “Last one... cookie patrol!” “I’m BAD! ... cookie crimes...”
@The-Joke-s-on-you Жыл бұрын
You forgot "cookiecide"! ;)
@tomoniqueUnique 6 жыл бұрын
This literally just happened in the meeting I just had but with doughnuts .... lmao
@davidvillarrius6313 5 жыл бұрын
Were they prototype stool softeners? 🤣
@davidvillarrius6313 5 жыл бұрын
eLi FILMS Yo dude you need to stfu and stop being creepy.
@seanster625 5 жыл бұрын
@@eLiFILMSinc lmao did some girl hurt your feelings recently?
@goldzillabs8026 4 жыл бұрын
What did he say? I think he deleted his comment
@BMakabre 3 жыл бұрын
This situation was exactly like an old workplace's staff meetings - just replace cookies with bowl of fizzy sweets (swizzels refreshers, lollies, parma violets), and Fred Armisen with me. They were not prototype stool softeners luckily.
@Becktastic01 5 жыл бұрын
Jason's timing at the end was great.
@NanoAikano 4 жыл бұрын
The outro music is literally the loudest thing I can’t -
@AkuraTheAwesome 5 ай бұрын
The single most annoying part of watching SNL on KZfaq is the fucking outro music. Jesus christ.
@paulinajose6600 7 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Fred wrote this..reminds me of a Portlandia sketch..super funny!
@Juleesuz 2 жыл бұрын
I love Portlandia!
@superduper5494 3 жыл бұрын
jason grabbing a cookie after learning they’re stool softeners,, peak comedy
@jacobd4421 2 жыл бұрын
the jason sudekis gag at the end brought it home, god that was funny
@yesvember11 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the sketches where it really doesn’t even make sense that it’s so funny but it just is
@JasonWindsor88 3 жыл бұрын
The live audience didn’t know what to do with this one but I’m seriously cracking up at Fred’s ridiculousness
@daphneramirez7541 Жыл бұрын
I think it's a pre-recorded skit
@iGaveLiaHIV Жыл бұрын
@@daphneramirez7541 played to an audience live
@daphneramirez7541 Жыл бұрын
@@iGaveLiaHIV yes
@st8sis Жыл бұрын
@@iGaveLiaHIV But this upload is just the raw video, not the live feed with the audience reaction. You can tell, because there is no audience reaction.
@ImNotaRussianBot 4 ай бұрын
I love the twist at the end. Jesus, I keep coming back and watching this almost every year.
@johnc8209 Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised how quiet the audience is for this haha this was great
@daphneramirez7541 Жыл бұрын
I think it was pre-recorded
@psychohobo101 6 жыл бұрын
Take me to cookie court 😂😂
@eLiFILMSinc 6 жыл бұрын
Cookie Crimes
@PleasantlyDisturbing 2 жыл бұрын
I gotta say those cookies look amazing and the sounds and the way he eats them...I came here just to see the cookies being eaten.
@missvness730 6 жыл бұрын
There’s always that one guy/gal.... they act like they’ve never eaten before just bc it’s free
@davidvillarrius6313 5 жыл бұрын
vanana free=better tasting. Science.
@bensonismymom6020 5 жыл бұрын
that's me lol. i grew up w/out junk food at home so whenever it's available i can't help myself
@christinapeterson4871 5 жыл бұрын
And in a professional setting lol.
@nawfaleffendi9132 5 жыл бұрын
its meee...hahhahahah
@tatabeha8038 5 жыл бұрын
Noooooo! we Just like COoKiEs!!!!!! 😭
@teab7043 3 жыл бұрын
“Last one, don’t tell my trainer” 😂
@phyrestorm999 3 жыл бұрын
"Were they really stool softeners?" "No. I just wanted to get rid of him." "THANK YOU! Now, back to the layoffs..."
@Daniel_Delayne 10 жыл бұрын
haha he almost breaks at 1:37
@orchdork775 4 жыл бұрын
Idk who did the sound effects for this, but they did a good job! The chewing sounds when Fred eats each cookie adds so much to the sketch haha. There's just something about it that kills me 😂
@Juleesuz 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing, but they sounded like he was eating peanut brittle! LOL!
@Chucky7286 5 жыл бұрын
I think thats dark chocolate, I am bad. They gonna take me to cookie court, guilty as charged your honour, cookie crimes
@simonwillig5316 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite is 1:53 Bobby Moinihan's face in response to his cookie puns, such disgust lol
@sandhitalenoir6057 6 жыл бұрын
Those cookies look delish!!
@eLiFILMSinc 6 жыл бұрын
You monster !!!
@macleatakirkwood6516 5 жыл бұрын
Humnumnumnumnum! Me like cookies!
@merleglathar54 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha
@imtryingmybest673 3 жыл бұрын
Right? I wanted one so bad!...well up until the end of course lol
@mendypeters8489 5 жыл бұрын
his persistent stretching over for more cookies makes my tummy tingles, like I just want to scream. I don't know what they call that feeling
@francisbloxton2396 Жыл бұрын
I love it whenever one person is irrepresibly upbeat when every one else is all doom and gloom
@damunzy Жыл бұрын
One of the rare SNL skits that ends appropriately
@ruthenianthruth 4 жыл бұрын
I keep coming to this sketch over and over ago... My last wish would be to see this sketch one more time.
@mjuklo5 8 жыл бұрын
im that person..
@ripdajacker23 6 жыл бұрын
Do you understand the gravity of what's going on here?!
@mipmipmipmipmip 6 жыл бұрын
yeah crunch crunch
@eLiFILMSinc 6 жыл бұрын
Cookie Crimes
@issiacmejia3385 4 жыл бұрын
@Zeke Jordan Fred Armisen is fat? Lol
@heisenberg9306 3 жыл бұрын
@@eLiFILMSinc what did you say that was super creepy?
@leroanne 2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS SKETCH SO MUCH. SO SIMPLE YET SO FUNNY
@Paelorian 5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I didn't read the description before watching because it spoils a major joke.
@DrMcMoist 5 жыл бұрын
It is a four minute long video not Infinity War.
@rockyseverino9230 4 жыл бұрын
@@jakejoker1988 oh. So like every set up movie ever made? Most comics? Half of all TV season finales? Can't imagine why they thought this unique never before tried story telling device might work...
@radekchrabota 3 жыл бұрын
What the fuck happened in this comment section?
@PC-yp5dl 5 жыл бұрын
Fred's always so funny 😂
@lanaandrewscott 2 жыл бұрын
fred totally cracked up there 2:27 😂😂
@markmywords785 6 жыл бұрын
"it's my last one" LMAO
@shanshan-iq9op 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite SNL SKETCH
@rae2672 6 жыл бұрын
I remember DYING at this when it came out. Still fucking funny.
@HM-li3cf 4 жыл бұрын
Hugh is so good at blending in with Americans, what a talent
@cairocowboy05 Жыл бұрын
1:38 fred almost laughed here lmao
@GlowySweetFabulous 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite sketches.
@gpaderx6105 2 жыл бұрын
very simple SNL short but I have so many laughs on this one
@nebulousisgod 6 жыл бұрын
Armisen is spectacular, he needs to be getting way more work than he does.
@emmmalena 3 жыл бұрын
omg the guy reaching for a cookie in the end ahahaha
@spacedaruma Жыл бұрын
I feel like this sketch fits right in 'I think you should leave'.
@carmelamaniquis7196 9 жыл бұрын
a cookie monster!!! lol
@meganreilly9944 Жыл бұрын
The ending got me lolll
@dianarobison3045 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I love Fred !!!! He’s one of my favorite cast members
@symphonysonic8643 4 жыл бұрын
I relate to this on a personal level
@worldatmyfingertips7771 Жыл бұрын
That guy man, Fred Armisen, always steals the show!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mrssadieadler4874 6 жыл бұрын
If he goes to cookie court will Cookie Monster be the judge 🍪 🍪😂😂😂😂
@jonathanross149 3 жыл бұрын
This skit had the rare true ending plus extra call back touch.
@christinamasberg 2 жыл бұрын
sudeikis at the end 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
@MontagZoso 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, that would be me at a meeting if cookies were present.
@chaynecotharn6886 6 жыл бұрын
"My last one"😂😂😂😂
@Coachlen24 4 жыл бұрын
True Story: I ate chocolate laxatives in my grandmother's house when I was 4 years old. I never ate chocolate again and despise the taste of it.
@oogway7930 4 жыл бұрын
this is literally me trying to control my binges but still ends up overeating anyway
@xDlauraxP 2 жыл бұрын
Same😂😂😂
@quokka_11 Жыл бұрын
Cookie-like art on the wall was a nice touch.
@jempski7926 5 жыл бұрын
I love Fred so much
@smileysmilefan7879 2 жыл бұрын
Those cookies look amazing actually
@TheAndrewTops 7 жыл бұрын
I am craving cookies rn.
@bryanfletcher2104 6 жыл бұрын
0:12 that look is unreal 😂
@Daniel_Delayne 4 жыл бұрын
Fred can do so much with so little😄
@gracjanrotke 4 жыл бұрын
"Cookie secret" 😂
@michaeljavorsky6742 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorites.
@bean-eater 11 ай бұрын
Fred's face when he says there's cookies💀
@mohseensb 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking who in office would be that guy .....after thinking for long time I concluded it was me 🤣🤣🤣
@theodorelaval1133 3 жыл бұрын
1:56 "AAHR-inge peel!" LOL
@ahanna76 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as Kennan said, “Dulcolex.” I thought, oh no 🤦🏾♂️!
@The0ceanwave 4 жыл бұрын
I love Fred 😂
@86Wiss 3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else crave cookies while watching this sketch....every single time ???
@jasonderulo9686 4 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated sketch
@redreliever 2 жыл бұрын
That double wish after they knew the truth was precious.
@Mateo-et3wl 2 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing I'm crying
@tobeshasart1379 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll never see Hugh Laurie as anyone but Dr. house after that show
@CanelaAguila 3 жыл бұрын
That's because you havent seen Blackadder I think. If I manage to see him as something other than a bumbling idiot, it's just barely
@savanna.phoenix 3 жыл бұрын
“Cookie secret.”🤣
@arlen1139 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Documentary Now when he would comment on all the different chocolates in the courtroom
@wynweeardo0593 6 жыл бұрын
just BRING THE PLATE CLOSER TO HIM HAHA !!
@ChrisRing101 4 жыл бұрын
Kept getting better
@renebrown7394 3 жыл бұрын
I do this at every meeting...lololol..I always get reprimanded by the manager..lol
@LadyVoldemort 4 жыл бұрын
Fred is hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂 I feel related to him here...but I'd just take the plate shamelessly, unless someone objects. 😆 Food keep my brain working.
@BMakabre 4 жыл бұрын
Fred in this sketch - That was me when staff meetings used to have sweets available - the fizzy kind (refreshers, love hearts, swizzels double lollies). Luckily they did not have that surprise that the cookies in this had.
@christopherwall444 Жыл бұрын
Fred Armenson comedy genius
@reesecunningham7187 3 жыл бұрын
1:12 that one girl who laughed 🤣🤣
@zenithquasar9623 4 жыл бұрын
Fred is literally me!
@vincev2926 3 жыл бұрын
I see Fred Armisen's weirdness and style along with Chris Kattan's. He's hilarious. I wish they both could have worked on something funny together.
@rosemarywilliams9969 6 жыл бұрын
omg just take more then one you nut! sorry someone was doing this at my 1pm meeting l was dieing inside😂
@yvonneross6522 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god ! He is definitely a Cookie Monster 🙊
@eianoespolon2980 5 жыл бұрын
I only see Dr. House , I love Hugh Laurie
@danielpleitez-martinez7638 3 жыл бұрын
Fred is hilarious and deserves more attent
@jakeconti2737 5 жыл бұрын
They finally made a skit about me.
@a1sausie453 4 жыл бұрын
“Little coffee nibs in those”
@nscaledelights 3 жыл бұрын
lol stool softeners what a plot twist.
@likeaboss815 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest face hahah 0:51 😂
@ninas769 6 жыл бұрын
I totally relate to this guy
@jocelyngracia6085 9 жыл бұрын
omg thats so House hahaha
@reydanawebb-robinson9964 3 жыл бұрын
Cookie patrol😂😂😂😂😂😂
@soulonfire6459 3 жыл бұрын
That would be me when I worked in an office. Loved anything sweet. 😬
@andresgamer6741 8 жыл бұрын
House needs a 13 in this sketch.
@danielalfieri4205 2 жыл бұрын
Ok that was actually good
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