It’s like the scammers’ version of working with Robin Williams

Underrated lol

Lmao you're right. It's even better now 😂

For real: "why you tell me that miss"

Exactly well said

😂

Guess they dont have videos of DALLAS SWAT to watch....to see how they operate... Lol

You would know

And only if you have a dog they can shoot

Wandy Wexler Weslon ..... you do know that this person is being sarcastic, right?

yeah its kinda sad. this job must be so boring and he literally doesnt want any variety.

3. Cockroaches reading sripts

3. Human stupidness and credulity are immortal things

It’s the same thing

And Keith Richards…

"You WHAT!?"

Guaranteed they don't review the calls except for trainees

@@seeker296 doubt trainers even listen to them unless it's a successful scam. They wouldn't play them a 5 hr long clip of kits call cuz most of the time they don't know they are being trolled until after the caller waster like 40 hr if not longer.

That awkward moment when you're so good at your fake job that you fail at your real job.

​@@seeker296no, they do. Their supervisors do.

Oh a TOYOTA. I abandoned a Honda.

I can't wait till the next time they call me.

Really shows how absolutely unintelligent these scammers are, they literally have no skills and can only read their script, any deviation from their script and they have absolutely no idea what to do. There's no way I'll ever believe any of them actually finished school.

The NPCs in Fallout 76 have better dialogue trees.

@Lassi Kinnunen this is the one right here! You get it

Oh thank God lol. How long am I going to prison for?! Lol

😂 😂 😂

I know, that was the best.

that was gold, brilliant .

(off screen) Honey, pack the bags...! hahahaha🤣

Yuuuuup... whats the point then

Emma B I’m sure the scammer knew he was being messed with 😂

Kitboga: "Understandable. Have a nice day."

?????????????????? .... Literally

not even a single money?

I'm pretty sure coke is measured in kilos. Dunno why they keep using pounds...

@@LawmanIL its measured however the fuck you wanna measure it lmao what you mean

Is pepsi ok?

I thought coke was sold in liters?

LOL

That's the best part they kept to the script not knowing what they are hearing

@@sean9923 nothing suss-spacious about that.

I told them it was medical cocaine and they still continue the script.

Also, they're just pretty fucking stupid. I've seen many videos where the scambaiter straight up tells the scammer he knows that it's a scam and how exactly the scam works and the scammer will just go "ok...so" and continue where he left off with the script.

They probably don't get paid enough to care

@@tibor29 they get peanuts x calls and a little bonus when they close

@@tibor29 Also, they're English probably isn't as good to be able to understand much else from the script. Pair this with a professional scambaiter then they become putty in kits hand 😅

The sad thing is that our country can’t protect our elderly with cognitive decline against these complete morons.

He's just using his "job" to live out his fantasies of being a DEA official.

Mini mize not doing a great job as she gave a million signs of guilt all of which went over the “officer’s” head lol

He knows he's been made.

He thought he was dealing with a real drug lord and got scared.

street value of 22lbs of cokey is worth alot in giftcards 😂

Beyond low IQ... they act like a recorded line is some great & sacred thing haha

Depends who's on the payroll

Like smuggling in any amount is illegal

23 pounds. Hes just under the legal limit.

😂🤣😂🤣

10kg but most Americans wouldn't know how much that is

It's what puts him above most other scammer youtubers. Damn, he's funny.

a true diamond in the rough. oscar worthy acting with badass skills

Good improvisation. Good delivery. Yeah. He's great.

Matthew 7:6 🙏

nice line :)

I laughed so hard at this

I have not watched it yet, but I instantly think to your comment, what kinds of drugs has he been taking?

@@kindGSL right? I think the scammer is the one with the drugs! Not angelica lol.

or adds "Don't INTERRUPT me". 9:50

less than half of the US officers would take it tho….

What about bribed with Target gift cards?

@@robertm2663 well that's the standard currency accepted by the courthouse to pay your fines. Everyone knows you pay Microsoft with apple gift cards and the IRS with target or best buy gift cards.

@@Setzer seems legit

kitboga should mention the special arrangement with the police . That they pays a special protection fee each month to the local Police Social club and in return they won't arrest them and will turn a blind eye to their shady business dealings. ( Just like it s done for scam call centres )

He didn't strike me as catastrophically bad enough for the scammer to destroy himself by himself

@@Jupiter_Rsabbit unfortunately your probably right. Mostly because I can’t believe people fall for this kind of shit anyway, even if the not only the scammer is good, but the scam itself. I don’t see why ppl are so quick to split with their money. I’ve never fallen for any kind of scam bullshit. I’m not saying I’m fool proof, cuz I’m far from it, but what I am is skeptical about what I’m told, read, or see. I will always do my homework 1st to see if something is legitimate or if my gut is right. Which that statement in & of itself is admittance to me giving thought to the fact that perhaps something is real & could potentially be a victim of a good scam & good scammer, if I didn’t always know better to hold on any impulsive decisions. & do my research 1st.

@@OVRxNxOUT yeah

Lol so true

@@OVRxNxOUT I remember being called by a scam call when I was like 16 and all I did was Google'd the number and what they were contacting me for. Maybe having grown up with the internet has made me more cautious.

underrated

😭😭😂😂😂😂 FOR THE KIDS!!!

🤣

No! They deserve to be put behind the bars.

They had a dream, man. They had a dream! Lol

It’s a very impartial investigation...

😂😂😂😫😫

Have you found it yet? I'll help you look if you need help.

😂 😂 😂

And at the end asking if they can get the corolla back lmao

@@deljugo dude best part right there

@@tedrowland8672 for a few lbs I'll help

Didn't expect to see you here, what a pleasant surprise!

seems legit... ? Someone obviously must administrate the trojan horses...

Wait he says drug administration agency?

The condom administration??? And You’re “busted”?! 😂

That's nothing. They suspended my SS#. No matter. I haven't worked a taxpaying job since 1995.

Same with me lol... don’t know how I found this account but I’ve watched like ten

You too??? (Not even joking)

Same, I fall asleep to them screaming at him

If you want to fill hundreds of hours, there are many doing this same thing to these scammers.

Same here, I think it's the satisfaction of watching some type of justice being served.

It would be interesting to see someone react who is listening to what kitboga is saying.

He's tried this with other SSN scammers. 90% of the time they hang up immediately if he says/implies he did it.

That usually has them hang up quickly, this is the first time I've ever seen him get this far confessing and not surprised it made it from twitch.

Doesn't work with awake scammers. They would end the call as soon as he started acting guilty.

He might not get his promotion this year

They’re going to stick him on traffic duty

Lol

He can’t go off script 😂

OMG! My first SS scammer was officer Wilson!

social security administration is going to take away her medical marijuana card next......................

I came here hoping someone had spotted this marvellous mug in honour of my favourite recent sitcom (and from Canada!) : Schitt's Creek!

And it was a conference call with 5 departments so he didn't want to get caught taking a bribe !

That was actually pretty interesting to watch. The gears must’ve been turning inside that scammer’s head. “Should I just jump on this bribe offer? They’ve told me to stay on script though.”

Wat do you mean dat 😂😂😂

@@ianc4901 I'm not sure but I thought I counted 6 different orgs...

@@johnwells2261 They were only in his imagination though so I don't think it really makes much difference if it was 5 or 6

🤣🤣🤣

No just a misdemeanor

Lmao

I'm dead! 😂🤣😂🤣💀⚰

Probably around 2 million dollars worth of an illegal drug... A slap on the wrist :))

It's like they don't listen to really anything. They just stick to the script. It's like when someone calls and say's "hey, how's it going?" and then immediately starts talking without listening for a response.

@Frank Stein I don't really think that's the case. I think it's more likely that they don't listen because they do have emotions, it's the only way you'd be able to go to sleep at night. Obviously this isn't the case for everyone, I'm sure some of them are complete assholes.

Now I'm confused

I think it was the exhilaration of actually going along with the story and having to RP the part of a criminal confessing to false crimes live and it totally going his way.

It could be that the scammer's English isn't very good or he can't quite think quick on his feet so that's why he just sticks to the script and not really "talking" to Kit.

I had that same thought too lmao.

Im pretty sure US LE uses pounds at least in their communication to the public, I dont think they'd announce a 100kg bust they'd say 220lbs.

I was thinking the same exact thing! I was like wait a minute, shouldn't that be measured in kilos?

@@OtterSC2 nah it’s used as KG on paperwork, they might use pounds in press releases. Even then it depends on the department.

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking the same thing. Cocaine is always metric, weed can go either way usually in the states its imperial/customary.

I doubt the scammer has any clue what happened lol

Maybe 23???

And homeland security 😂🤣

😂😅

Monkey Wrench ....and the Harper valley PTA

CIA, secret service, and how did u forget POTUS?

Don’t forget the F. T. C. Lmao

ahhaha good idea!!!

*MINERALS*

That’s my name

FaF

They'd probably wouldn't get it regardless... Best jokes and references usually fly over their heads.

I guess if you had a clone, you could say you live "by yourself".

One is legal. Whether or not someone else lives with you The other is asking how you are, and if you're okay. Gang in there bud ;(

@@jeffw1267 Wouldn't that be "with yourself" then?

KingMastodon .....where there is only a tuba player, a triangle player, and an oboe player in the band?

lol

Hahaha

EliasTheDevil he’s talking about the scammers script. Unless I missed something lol

That scammer has a very limited dialogue tree. 😂

He just has NO clue how much a pound is 😂🤣 Or what a felony is, for that matter

If you have a medical card you can lawfully possess 25 lbs of raw pure cocaine HCl. Personal use. Tell them that at the goat house!

Anything over 20 lbs is not illegal, but instead it's ground for a standing ovation and the government steps in to give you weekly coupons.

22 pounds? Sounds like one hell of a party back in the 80s.

Aubrey Baldwin 😂😂😂

I worked ascustomer service for a few months ( a legit one lol ) and i also did the customer service for two companies :p

@@lizet99 😆

Perhaps he had a last-minute change of heart

Andy Lutz I’d like to think so🤣

Do you have an all-time favorite food

@@andylutz3505 Yes. Emapnadillas!

Sweets and Beyond have you ever had a Brazilian pastel? I wonder if it is the same as an emapnadilla

I just love Kitboga's videos too. 😂

@@mke_gal farofa is fire

You made me laugh!!

Well, the worst scammer ever is actually the best scammer ever)

Kit cares about each and everything this scammer has to say ..... sips drink

"government badge number A19575"

Yes North Korea!!! Is best this time of year!!!! HAHAHAHA ^^ XD XD !!!

Since the president took the liberty of delegitimizing the justice system and the dept of justice by appointing sycophantic cunts to run it?

You can even deactivate arrest warrants with gift cards. 🤣

@Doralingus Memberberries All we had to do was just give 'em gift cards to avoid being shot to death in our sleep.

katimius Or not have your name and address on a no-knock warrant and your boyfriend not shoot through a closed door and he be responsible for your death 🙄🙄

@Donald Donald I think that was just a quater of what was in the Corolla,some how some of it went missing 😆

That's what happens when you park on the street around here, too. At least they didn't sideswipe it.

Lol imagine if it was actually the governmnet calling

@@powerpug964 🤣🤣🤣 only the government wouldn't call they would just down your door.

I just got this call to call back. I can't wait to play a victim.

LMHO!!!

lol and it leads to gift cards or something getting fake redeemed. would be good.

I always love a new method!

Sadly they usually don't take the bait, seen it in many streams where the scammer literally cusses him out and hang up or just hang up the phone. This scammer was desperate to get money, this was streamed on a Friday. Friday's usually have the people who didn't make the profit they were supposed to make, so it's usually crazy in the background and stuff and filled with phone calls that are confusing, loud, and long. I remember one stream when someone was playing the trumpet and the flute in the background.

@@rikuxii I had one call say his name is Alex he asked my name I said Alex he then said "so your gonna be stupid huh" ...my name is Alex tho 🤔

Just the facts, mam; just the facts. 23 pounds is a felony. For 22 pounds it's a $50 fine and times served. For 23 pounds it's a ten year prison sentence, and Bubba your cellmate will have your back.

Maybe he thought it was Coke Zero!

Was waiting for him to day "22lbs? where'd the rest go?"

😂😂😂

wow: "meet me into the court house"

"Sir, how are you today?" "Happy trees..." "OK, I am Officer Clarkson Merrimore of the Department of Drug Administration. We are calling to inform you of potential charges and legal fees you need to pay upfront." "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents." "Allllriiiight, sir, can I have your first name, last name and SSN to verify your identity please?" "Bob. Ross. Zero-zero-zero-zero." *hacker noises* "Uh, yeah, that checks out. Mr. Ross, this phone call is monitored and recorded by the FBI, the CIA, the FDIC and the NRO. The charges against you are substantial, including certainty in 2 counts of money laundering, 3 counts of tax evasion, 47 counts of cash structuring, and 1 count of holding a parade without a permit." "Let's get crazy." *scammer.exe has stopped working*

@@efulmer8675 🤣😂🤣

“Happy little accidents” literally spit 🤣

@@joycec8852 I would have continued but I wasn't sure how to continue after "Let's get crazy." :D

@@efulmer8675 “There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend.” “I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people.” “wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it ” “Believe that you can do it cause you can do it.” “There's nothing in the world that breeds success like success.” There's a few more, because I was chuckling when you posted this. hahaha

Stop giving toads a bad name, they don't want to be associated with these scum. They actually help the ecosystem/environment!

I think many of them may not understand much english beyond the script

Cane toad? 🛸😇🤭🤩

He’s so slow .

bruh

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

😄

Underrated Comment. Lmao.

But what if this is true!

Great point 😄

Get em'!!!! 🤣

@ Julia Adams "Dexter", huh? Sounds like someone has been watching either Netflix or Showtime On Demand!

Why isn’t the US government taking this up with Indian government? Surely you guys can make their lives miserable till they clamp down on the thousands of call centres all over India scamming people !!!

@@bannedone3ice138 should at least be possible to get their US based phone proxies shut down since impersonating a federal officer is a felony, and US federal law applies to the terms of service. that would hinder them, but I don't know how it works when US laws are broken from other countries.

Dexter?! 😊

"Ronnie, pack the bags!" BHAHAHA

Asking for the car back... "Can we have the car back if you're done with it?" "Sorry I am that no scripted answer has been created for such a question."

They act like 22 pounds of cocaine is left in abandoned cars all the fucking time lolz. If a car had 22 pounds of coke in it there would be a God damn reckoning with the smugglers

“What cards will you buy me? What cards will you buy me? Target gift cards. Target gift cards” -Steve Watson

Those scammers are stupid. They still wouldn't understand

And they can charge you with possesion for drugs you dont have with you

NCIS got nothin' on fake DEA 😂

Because when you're dealing drugs for cash, you're always sure to exchange SSN's. LOL

@@danlucas5110 exactly!! 😆

@@danlucas5110 and somehow the IRS is involved. Lol

Yep

The real dumbs are the people who can be tricked in 2020 via telephone.

@@TheKalippp1 What the hell are you doing here??? how did you manage to get out of tarkov?

@@mozar94 secret, blyat

They're really not allowed to stray too far off script so it's less a matter of stupidity & more a lack of creativity. Excess complications just make them give up.

LMAO

Lol

I swear the same guy that called him just called me saying I owe a hospital bill for $3,000. 1-866-767-7602

*Snicker* Ppffff 😁

@@gram. Yo!!!!😂😂