Some of my favorite Joe Goldberg narrations

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Jasmine Moore

2 жыл бұрын

idek just enjoy lol

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@jinxysaberk Жыл бұрын

His inner monologue is unironically funnier than most comedies

@luzpueblalara4128 Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who found them hilarious haha 😜🤣🤷🏻‍♀️!!!

@JessePinkman08 Жыл бұрын

This show is a comedy

@ededdneddy4ever34 Жыл бұрын

Him calling forty a savante while being high on hallucinogenics will never not be funny

@Theofficialtino 11 ай бұрын

I think it’s bc it’s contrasted with such a serious tone

@jessicalukram74 9 ай бұрын

@MountainDewRed 2 жыл бұрын

“Beck, you have a stalker :0” -Beck’s stalker 2018

@narunatsu1 Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha I love that part, he is so serious 🤣

@mephistopheles1765 Жыл бұрын

Lmao this part fckin killed me🤣... Also the part when he says "shit detectives are real and I just hit a girl with a rock" and "I'd rather fck a cactus"

@emilyau8023 Жыл бұрын

Just as bad 😂

@joshfactor1 Жыл бұрын

seriously, how does he not hear that?

@jessicalukram74 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@saraprice5555 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy this included my favorite line in the whole series: "Oh shit detectives are real, DNA is a thing and I just hit that girl with a rock."

@mephistopheles1765 Жыл бұрын

I couldn't not stop laughing for hours the first time this scene came on 🤣. Then he proceeds with "honestly Beck, you're lucky to have me"

@NumberOneBeoriginal Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@user-eu5ft3dd1g Жыл бұрын

i don't think they have joe's dna but that of the man that peach fucked

@thnxsweetheartxo4132 2 жыл бұрын

“What if some sicko had followed you down here”🤣🤣 okay joe👌

@joeleboeuf 7 ай бұрын

Yeeeaaah. The irony is clearly lost on our boy, here.

@trodull 6 ай бұрын

Well, to be fair, if you remember the full context of the scene, he actually DIDN'T follow her there

@safcjoe7062 29 күн бұрын

@trodull he followed her to the Poetry Show lmao

@NessaH Жыл бұрын

“The ringing in my head is music” sends me every time

@omerta_ita Жыл бұрын

Muzak***

@NessaH Жыл бұрын

@@omerta_ita yep that's true lol

@M0YO Жыл бұрын

joe hit that

@brokenangal 6 ай бұрын

IT SEND ME TOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MadisonEstes Жыл бұрын

Joe being completely unself-aware for 7 minutes and 49 seconds

@PhantomFelix211164 Жыл бұрын

What's really funny is that he is both extremely self-aware and extremely delusional at the same time

@MadisonEstes Жыл бұрын

@@PhantomFelix211164 agreed

@Officialomardallas Жыл бұрын

“How am I supposed to be great with you being gone if you’re actually gone?” 😭

@prollymarkus 2 жыл бұрын

“god i have to pee” is a personal favourite ngl

@NessaH Жыл бұрын

“Gahhd I have to pee”😭

@anonymous-jp7bo Жыл бұрын

same

@rukkyidris9452 Жыл бұрын

Read my mind😂

@maska6481 Жыл бұрын

"touché bitch." "well we're not that lucky " IM CRYINGGGG

@ValhallaChaos Жыл бұрын

S1 Joe's inner monologue was unmatched 💀

@blueflamingo4526 2 жыл бұрын

I like how love is basically an analogy for Joe's love. Kinda.

@whitneyrose9293 Жыл бұрын

Yeah. It's unhealthy "love."

@chiaginyu8120 Жыл бұрын

an unstable version of himself a twisted reflection of his obsession with "you" someone who kills first plan later rather than plan the kill

@PaulFJarnes Жыл бұрын

Penn Badgley's voice is a blessing

@TheRealHankSchrader. Жыл бұрын

penn badgley is a blessing

@akasuki9614 Жыл бұрын

Yesss 😌

@fatoumatacisse3796 Жыл бұрын

He should be a voice actor ngl

@iantaakalla8180 Жыл бұрын

Given that he manages to make a person who with postures is a stereotypical creep who is also withdrawn sound like a person hopelessly in love and wishing for a consummation of his love, he is already a skilled voice actor

@bethanyirene7120 Жыл бұрын

@@fatoumatacisse3796 that, or he needs to narrate audiobooks.

@user-hb4zz4gh5e Жыл бұрын

“How dare she invade your privacy like that?” Um, who’s gonna tell him...

@joyajohnson2216 Жыл бұрын

“what if some sicko had followed you down here?” 💀💀💀💀

@loitlois Жыл бұрын

"Why does my kidney hurt?" is a personal favorite 💀

@littlemiss_sunshine6945 Жыл бұрын

It’s so crazy how this show started as an internet safety thing

@eller594 Жыл бұрын

it was more of a psychology thing. penn talks about it in his podcast!

@noura4157 Жыл бұрын

@@eller594 what is the name of the episode?

@swarada994 Жыл бұрын

No it didn't... The book is literally abt a stalker's mind

@meghannettles4815 Жыл бұрын

“Bro😑 you waste of hair” hhahahahah gold😂

@NayGemini Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at that🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Narra0002 Жыл бұрын

😂

@wjquick32 Жыл бұрын

My favorite by far! 😂

@doraokeke3228 Жыл бұрын

"the ringing in my head is music" kills me 😂😭

@Zwyane Жыл бұрын

“I'm using my privilege for good”😭😂😭😂😭

@jadeann8401 Жыл бұрын

"It's fine your not heroin. Your a human woman." Don't know why this cracked me up so much.😂

@hoorainbaig2024 Жыл бұрын

" Disney should sue these people " is one of my favourite

@audrey8275 Жыл бұрын

I showed my boyfriend this show and he was like "I know it's supposed to be a suspenseful thriller type thing but I think it's actually a comedy" and he's right lmao

@queenofgoldenhearts Жыл бұрын

how can he be SO RELATABLE AND FUNNY while being a killer?? 😂 his narration is the best part of the show seriously!!!!

@JDdr86 Жыл бұрын

Cu'z he's a full human being and his madness and evil are not all there is to him?!

@Tavi78 Жыл бұрын

“Why is male small talk always so terrible” he is an icon low key

@cornholio8739 Жыл бұрын

“You told your girlfriends you would come by. I know this because I have your phone” knowing context or not this will always sound strange

@samirashamon4978 Жыл бұрын

“i hardly look at your facebook 🤔, 2 or 3 times a day max! 😁” LMAO

@alexaf7400 Жыл бұрын

“Bro. You waist of hair”😂literally my favorite line

@traiascacodreanu4553 Жыл бұрын

Waste*

@thebigemini9974 Жыл бұрын

"You're not a killer" "Oh how I wish I was, this would be less complicated." Wish granted?💀😭

@jermalover18 Жыл бұрын

THIS IS SO FUNNY ON 2x SPEED 😭😭

@prapti.singhs Жыл бұрын

YOU'RE A GENIUS IM HOWLING 😭😭😭

@vivwest Жыл бұрын

its even funnier if its high pitched

@Lovelysaxy Жыл бұрын

Omgosh that was so funny😭😂

@NayGemini Жыл бұрын

Lol...why did i try this?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lilydale9084 Жыл бұрын

ok now i’m dead

@cawesomewhatever Жыл бұрын

It’s the irony in some of those that just make it perfect. 😂

@datboiwes3495 Жыл бұрын

“Ah fuck imma need more tarps” is one of my favorite Joe quotes😂

@kelly5355 2 жыл бұрын

1:01 my favorite narration of his ever😭😂

@nessiemonst3r Жыл бұрын

I love how they show how deranged and hypocritical he is, showing we SHOULD hate him, then reel us back in with his observations that are funny or honestly sort of adorable.

@TheNinja94a Жыл бұрын

Show makes us as delusional as the character is.

@nochill5996 Жыл бұрын

2:45 "Sometimes I swear I'm the only real feminist" 😭😭😭😭

@grwm.daisyn Жыл бұрын

"oh shit love is going to kill you" has me dying

@ameliaareyynolds Жыл бұрын

he sounds so different in season one than season four, it's so weird

@22OrangeGirl Жыл бұрын

His narrations on s4 are kinda boring too

@BlowUpTheOutsideWorld Жыл бұрын

"Shit, detectives are real and DNA is a thing and I just hit that girl with a rock."

@6ngela Жыл бұрын

“i love you SOO MUCH the ringing in my head is MUUUUUSICCCCC”

@joselynezquivel7117 Жыл бұрын

THE BATHTUB SCENE ALWAYS GETS ME

@raymondgalbraith983 Жыл бұрын

3:11 “You’re not a killer” *how I wish that were true* 6:06 “It’s a boy” *I’m fucked* probably the most self aware monologues Joe will give in the show

@lizandra8391 Жыл бұрын

My personal favourites are "You waste of hair" & "Touche, bitch" 😂

@prodbymugiwara_sama 6 ай бұрын

"WHAT, THE, HELL!?? Wait, wait, no, no, NO!!! HOW THE HELL am I supposed to be great with you gone IF YOU'RE GONE!!!" Joe always got me dying with his inner monologue😭😭😭

@carmelalinka Жыл бұрын

Imagine if they used Gossip Girl’s voice

@stephaniepalmer1604 Жыл бұрын

"Kale me" is actually incredibly hilarious.

@alexkian8196 Жыл бұрын

thanks for including "dont get histerical i took a seminar"

@HodajuciParadoks Жыл бұрын

Season 1 was pretty much dark creepy comedy that freezes your blood and makes you laugh at the same time

@LVCC4 7 ай бұрын

“The ringing in my head is ✨MUSIIIIIC✨”

@rili9117 Жыл бұрын

He’s so unintentionally funny

@RacleandRaHill Жыл бұрын

the season 1 commentary was great

@andieouso Жыл бұрын

Only on YOU…..”Masturbation saves the day for now”💀

@saramey9794 Жыл бұрын

the ringing in my head is MUUUUSIIIICCCCC 💃💃

@cheramie278 Жыл бұрын

' I'll clean for us' 'Look at her, invading your privacy like that' 'i love you soo much, the ringing in my head is muuussiiiiiccccc!

@danhayward3057 Жыл бұрын

“Beck you’re too drunk to be alone, what if some sicko followed you down here?” 😂😂

@briannalaskai241 Жыл бұрын

“Keep your friends close… and your enemies… keep losing your enemies because you’re out of shape@

@chipmunkpark8826 Жыл бұрын

HOW DARE SHE INTERVENE WITH YOUR PRIVACY LIKE THAT? PERVERSE 💀💀💀💀 Oh, Joe

@LaughOutFrikinLoud Жыл бұрын

Season 1 Joe was pure comedy gold

@fromevertonow5683 Жыл бұрын

“You waste of hair” 😭😭😭😭

@dramaticvirghoe Жыл бұрын

the way he narrates changed over the years

@Terinka14 Жыл бұрын

he is so relatable... (i dont kill people tho)

@jimmoriarty5266 Жыл бұрын

Are you a scorpio?

@rohan5369 Жыл бұрын

@@jimmoriarty5266 unrelated but i am a dinosaur idk what that tells about me

@tezzzzzzzz Жыл бұрын

she resurrected like some sort of ginger vampire 😭😭😭

@caitlynm1476 Жыл бұрын

I MISS THIS SHOW IM SO EXCITED FOR S4

@bia7091 Жыл бұрын

I expected the ''for the most part'' line idk why but it cracks me up eveytime he said it in the tone of that voice

@jasminimoori Жыл бұрын

Crap I forgot about that

@cgvods Жыл бұрын

“The ringing in my head is muuusiiic! 🤪” 😭

@_lynnloo9988 Жыл бұрын

he’s so sassy😭

@saraarlavi4217 2 ай бұрын

This actor deserved a thing for his performance, the show couldn't have worked without it.

@Jellysfrickingstuff Жыл бұрын

It feels like Penn intentionally made his internal dialogue less charismatic in season 4. Like there are still funny moments, but they’re aren’t delivered with the same liveliness or sarcasm as before, it’s a lot more dry and pessimistic than charismatically sarcastic

@matthewthaxton7238 Жыл бұрын

“What no no no no no no- Where’d you go” is my personal fav 😂

@internetgirl4617 Жыл бұрын

“It’s a boy” “I’m fucked”😂😂😂😂

@veronica33s45 10 ай бұрын

His inner monolouges so funny it makes the series half comedy🤣

@marissa5429 Жыл бұрын

if delusion was a person

@lowkey621 Жыл бұрын

Why couldn’t he treat Love like he did with Beck. She actually accepted him and if he was like that with her they could have lived happily ever after with their son

@nosjdu Жыл бұрын

cos he met his match and didn’t like what he realised

@queenofgoldenhearts Жыл бұрын

she mirrors the worst in him and the things he’s always trying to avoid and deny!

@marsilv4319 Жыл бұрын

Lol cuz he’s in denial about who he is

@caiovinicius5204 Жыл бұрын

Because he's (recently) a collected sociopath. Love is an IMPULSIVE psychopath, that's a big difference lol

@JDdr86 Жыл бұрын

@@caiovinicius5204 The right term for both of them is psychopath (sociopath is not used in the research literature or in the psychometric instruments). She's just more neurotic than him, but they have pretty much the same personality profile with some differences in comorbidities, behavioral presentation and etiology. He's more environmentally determined while she's more of a product of genetics and has less environmental risk factors, even though she still got her fair share of childhood trauma.

@williamwallace7206 5 ай бұрын

Well. Gossip girl never fails to deliver some ominous yet absolutely intriguing and overly honest dialogue

@aspyn.j_ Жыл бұрын

i need a guy like joe minus the homocidal tendencies/clear narcissism because his inner monologue is so funny.

@tjvids8943 Жыл бұрын

So you don’t want Joe

@zolaeight7574 Жыл бұрын

Like her how? It’s the delusion thy makes people fall for the Joe’s of this world

@blushbb. 6 ай бұрын

I’m a girl, ASPD, but having a lack of awareness is frustrating because when you get confronted that’s when you realize maybe it was wrong but you didn’t know it was wrong in the first place because the reasonings were right, so it’s easy to spit excuses for every thing you did and have it be justified. its a repeated cycle and I’ve sabotaged many relationships with it. If you can handle that then go for it girl.

@nina.azuos. 6 ай бұрын

they made these joe’s monologues so funny for absolutely no reason

@darklina Жыл бұрын

the rINGING IN MY HEAD IS MUUUSIC

@Hop3fulRomantic Жыл бұрын

"Bro? You waste of hair." LMAO I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@skendae9152 Жыл бұрын

"Bro you waste of hair" soooo funny

@JazzyFlo15 Жыл бұрын

3:56 my all-time favorite

@Narra0002 Жыл бұрын

This show has some of the best narration

@elladutart4394 6 ай бұрын

“No Gary it’s soap” THAT KILLED ME FOR NO REASON

@bri.janell13 Жыл бұрын

"you're not heroin, you're a human woman"

@sneakyninja2281 2 жыл бұрын

"Were not that lucky"

@Sishel Жыл бұрын

I forgot how funny Joe is on season 1

@marie-ie5no Жыл бұрын

The ringing in my head is mUzeEeEeEk

@muktimasih9733 11 ай бұрын

Mormon Neville Longbottom - gosh the writers are geniuses :D Also thanks for compiling this. This series would be nothing without the impeccably witty narration and Penn's flawflessly deep voice.