Ah yes Johnny, my favorite Puerto Rican who looks like a Mexican with the heart of Japanese Teenager and soul of a 45 year Polish-American man from Boyle Heights.

**Sees Johnny holding a bottle of alcohol** **flashbacks from the sunshine video** "Oooooh nooooo..."

The flow of this video is impeccable. Every Johnny VS should be a drunken rant from now on

To quote my grandpa on the topic of Final Fantasy 3: "That game is the reason I hate the color blue."

With the Philadelphia Johnny arc over, lets begin the Georgia Johnny arc.

>Child me watching drunk John rant about Super Mario Sunshine. >Current me watching drunk John rant about Final Fantasy III

Also fun fact that Johnny didn't mention: This game introduced another lovable mascot of this franchise & others. The Moogles, lovable lil fluffballs and always end their sentences with kupo.

25:00 “You get the Invincible,” Think Johnny Think!

Ah yes, Johnny VS is my favorite Saturday morning cartoon.

"I made you guys wait a month and a half between the 2nd game and the 3rd game." Don't mind me, suddenly having a crisis over not realizing the passing of time.

15:21 "You went with the thief? You poor f*ck." The delivery of that line was just perfection XD

Man that art from the 3D remake for all the jobs is so adorable

The grand debut of "Georgia Johnny".

Ah yes, Johnny's editor, Elliot's fiancée and treasured member of SGB. "SABINA"

He made the Heavensward joke... My day is made.

32:57 FINAL FANTASY TIC-TACS🤣🤣🤣

*Sees Johnny pull out alcohol* Oh boy... You’re going to be plastered at the Crystal Tower, aren’t you?

"Dad, I'm dying " "Not now, Johnny just uploaded"

"And I did those Zodiac books in a Realm Reborn." *Twice Johnny, you poor madman.

I like how Johnny’s alcoholism is a running theme

When Johnny gets mad and starts cursing, you know this is going to be hilarious.

Johnny's increasing anger is always a fun sight to behold

“I know the Crystal Tower, it’s that place where everyone ignores all the mechanics “ *cries in alliance roulette daily*

So, funny enough, the Steam version actually has an exploit that means you basically never have to re-do anything if you party-wipe, and makes the Crystal Tower problems basically non-existent. If you press Start to open the "pause" menu (carried over from the Mobile version i presume), you're given the option to Continue, or Quit. If you select Quit, you close the game, and when you reload it, you're back right when the last quicksave was. This is usually the start of a floor, since the Steam version has auto-quicksaving. But it also quicksaves at the start of every random encounter. So if you wipe in an encounter, and then open the menu and Quit instead of progressing through the Game Over sequence... you spawn right back where you got the encounter that wiped you, no worse for wear. It's hilarious, and yes, it also works for boss fights, putting you back at the start of the room, so the Crystal Tower and World of Darkness... aren't nearly as stressful!

Johnny’s room reminds me of the OG room... aah memories

Fuck, there hasn't been a Johnny Vs. this fucking funny since SUNSHINE. Credits to the alcohol.

17:36 "Go have some coffee with cream or something! Because I'll tell you something! This is a happy place!" - Freakazoid

Drunk Johnny doesn’t happen often but when it does, it’s always legendarily hilarious.

*When Johnny brings the alcohol* _O H S H I T_

Thank you so much for this, Johnny. I’m graduating from college today and this is an excellent gift you gave all of us, not just me. Love your content and hope everything is going great down in Georgia for you.

23:45 If one sword has a power of 100, then using 2 swords would make it 200, right? -Lloyd Irving.

Having slogged through the crystal tower in the pixel remaster recently, I can 100% sympathize with John's liver on this one.

Man, the last time Johnny was this unsobered it was during his Mario Sunshine review.

There we go. _Final Fantasy and Drunk Johnny are both back._

Absolutely refuse to believe this video came out a year ago. I remember being bored out of my mind at work, trying to find a video to listen to, and this popped up in my notifications.

“I gotta go to the bathroom” Perfect timing for an ad.

"I thought this was the one with the Joker looking dude and the green haired girl"

3:01 _Super Mario Sunshine war flashbacks_

This was my 2nd rpg ever and my first final fantasy game. No amount of nostalgia will make me like the crystal tower

The remake is harder bosses get 2 attacks making the game harder and it still suffers from all the nes problems

*See Johnny holding the alcohol and it's ff3* The Crystal Tower really hit him.

Holy shit, Johnny is back! And I made bacon and eggs while watching his review of Billy Hatcher again earlier this morning.

You know it's gonna be a fun episode when Johnny gets super drunk for it .

Johnny what are you doing? Johnny: Making a sponsor promo But it's 4:30 in the morning Johnny:I've lost control of my life

Nice to know Johnny's move was relatively uneventful, he seems very energetic

Johnny + Alcohol = “ Oh this is gonna be good-“

This was actually the first mainline numbered Final Fantasy game I ever completed. It was the DS Remake.

THIS MAN HAS A BRAVE FENCER MUSASHI POSTER!!!

Nothing like laying cozy in bed in the morning watching a new Johnny video.

27:38 I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.

17:36 this annoyed groan needs a sound byte of its own

Ahhhhh……the return of my spirit animal: Drunken SomeCallMeJohnny!

Johnny’s gonna bring up Final Fantasy XIV in every god damn video for this marathon isn’t he? XD

19:11 Karate-ka 「空手家」 means (roughly) "Karate practitioner/artist". Think manga-ka 「漫画家」。

That Freakazoid reference about magic was brilliant

i have final fantasy 3 pixel remaster on steam and i must say that the remastered soundtrack and pixel work is a god send

The balance between light and dark is yet another thematic inspiration from the Elric saga in Final Fantasy, and I love how much you can find in the games.

The biggest problem with this game is how it treats job classes as another tool as opposed to a different play style. You want to use the jobs you enjoying playing as, but the game effectively forces you to use jobs that are tailored for the situation.

I don’t know if I’ve ever been so depressed from a Johnny Vs video. I mean this was still good but damn I feel like I was slogging with him through the tower I mean what the hell.

"What's better than one knife? Two knives!" - that is the exact definition of what the dual blade weapon class is in Monster Hunter.

Oh yeah, the game where the final boss is a naked cloud lady thing. That’s all I really remember from the game, outside of the stuff in Dissidia.

ONE BRINGS SHADOW, ONE BRINGS THE LIGHT TWO TONED ECHOES TUMBLING THROUGH TIMMMEEEE

Man you've been killing it with this marathon, all three videos have been fantastic!

25:22 Johnny: *groans of alchololic disgust* KZfaq captions: "ah yes... music"

23:45 Dude, moe was just waiting to be in this video.

Having played the remake on the Nintendo DS about 3 times, I completely agree with your analysis of the Crystal Tower, and did even back then when I was a child. It's way too long and way too limited on healing/saving options. I'm surprised the devs hated it too! Now that's a fun fact.

Me: *interested in FFIII having never played it before* - Sees the alcohol Me: "Oh... this game is gonna be a rollercoaster. I think I'm good."

Drunk Johnny is best Johnny. But man, that Crystal Tower sounds like hell definitely not subjecting myself to that. Now to wait till I can conquer the Tower of Kagustuchi again.

High-Johnny is my favourite Kingdom Hearts character. Nice to see him come back after disappearing since Super Mario Sunshine.

It really says something when the devs of the game say a part of their game was a mistake.

Fun fact: FF3 job switching system was inspired by DQ3’s job switching system (although in DQ 3 you could change classes when you reached the all trades Abbey and your character was lvl 20)

I am glad to see you back, and have safely moved into your new place. I remember the days of the sonic hat even X3. I cannot wait to go through this new chapter with you once again

This Final Fantasy marathon is some of your best reviews in a while, good to know youre still doing great 10 years later

23:05 that's gonna be a bit of a tradition going forward. The third game in each console trilogy up to the PS2 is the one that pushes the hardware to its limit.

Drunk Johnny is always a treat to watch.... I think the last time with saw Johnny go on a drunken rant in a review was Super Mario Sunshine.

You inspired me to go through every numbered Final Fantasy. I got to FF7 so far and man has this journey been long and challenging!

A lovely Saturday morning is best enjoyed with a Johnny Vs. video, and it's of one of the first Final Fantasies I owned.

I recently played the DS remake for the second time and, remembering how soul-crushing the crystal tower was, grinded levels like an idiot until every encounter was a cakewalk. It was super-tedious, but I was not going to struggle through hours of that dungeon with the possibility of death around every corner. How freaking hard would it have been for them to just put a save point or two throughout? Seriously!

This was my first ds game I got for Christmas with the system. I’ll never forget the first boss I think that was the giant turtle by the crystal. Blew my little brain and opened me up to JRPGS! Thank you for covering this time goes too quickly.

The story and character recap is always the best part of these videos. Even if the video as a whole is generally informative and fun too

FF3 on the DS was my first traditional FF experience. I just assumed I was garbage at JRPGs at that point. I gave up at the Crystal Tower. As far as I was concerned, I beat it.

When you don't have ANYTHING to do. Trying to get the Onion Knight equipment in the Crystal Tower and reach Level 99 with them because for some stupid reason that job have the biggest stats in the game at the end!

I really liked how his narration gets drunker and drunker throughout the video, I really thought it was just gonna be a visual gag but it really starts to show in the review XD

Thank God the Pixel Remasters are getting options to multiply EXP and turn off random encounters, on top of the checkpoints and save areas in the Crystal Tower that already made it less of a kick in the dick!

"Sabina" just makes me think of FF6's Sabin in a wig, and despite being brothers Edgar still hits on him.

III helped give us the best expansion in XIV, so it was all worth it in the end.

Congratulations on moving into your new place Johnny! A new chapter in your life, I bet that is exciting. I wish you the best of luck on working in your new home.

29:28 Experiment's reaction while I was in a call with him was great. He just went "Thank you!" and proceeded to search for the code anyway. Turns out, the best code for this game is a good old "Alt F4".

Johnny went down to Georgia, he was lookin for a game to play

I'm pretty convinced that the reason Final Fantasy 3 is my favorite is mostly because it was my first Final Fantasy

Johnny's facial expressions during the Raycon ad are hilarious.

The only elixir you're allowed is that sweet, sweet alcohol. May cause memory loss and slurred speech within the party.

Always happy to see some more Johnny Vs. in my subscriptions.

XD 'Zodiac Books' Ah... *screams in original atma grind*

Welcome back!! I love your content and I'm glad that your move worked well. Great video for sure. So fun and funny in the right ways! I've missed you for sure

You know your day is gonna be great when Johnny uploads a new review

Thank goodness the Pixel Remaster merges the best of 3D and Famicom together and eliminates Capacity Points as well as Job Sickness. Now it's like FF5, just swap as you need, with the classes being rebalanced for an intermediary. Not to mention the lenience via additional items and the Quick Saves / autosaves that turn things like the Crystal Tower into a far less grueling experience.

New place looks great John! Glad to see you again

Love the video John as always. I can only hope I get as good as you at the review thing eventually. Thanks for the awesome content man. Stay happy, stay healthy and do you bud.

I love how he gets progressively more plastered as the review goes on.