I love how Lynette talks trash then crystal comes over "Hey honey.... im so sorry for your loss" *crystal walks away* shes totally guilty" *rolls eyes* 😂😂

This is so realistic I can't believe it's actually one woman and a camera

Someone give this lady an Oscar! Improv skills like a PRO! I live for this! xx

omg...only Lynette can make a funeral funny...I thought I was gona choke my ginger ale when you mentioned the 30 % coupon

I saw the title and all I thought was "Oh god..."

'He was doing a whole lot of special deliveries after that' I'm dying this is hilarious 😂 haha

I'm from Tennessee, and I'm not country like at all, but almost everyone I know is so I can honestly say this sounds like 95% of the conversations I hear 😂

"It's the Jesus hat. Can you make it go away? ...Daddy, you're going to Hell." I fell out laughing!

Masterful as usual! Lynette and her family are the best! So, so good!

"Don't go to the car, mama...DONT GO TO THE CAR....*sigh* Ima be wearin' a hat..."😂😂😂 My stars, this is my family!!! ❤️❤️❤️

I LOVE LOVE LOVE how Lynette dresses.

I have been waiting for Lynette oh my gosh! I love her!

The movie business is missing a star! You're beautiful, have plenty charisma, fabulous sense of humour, great voice, great facial expressions, magnificent presence. You would own the stage! Seriously what an actress. I've seen many films and plays in my time and they can't hold a candle to you! Their loss, our gain. Keep going Mary....you show them hams how it's done.

it was hard falling asleep watching this cause I kept laughing so much... too funny!

you need a TV show based on Lynette i would def. watch it all of the time.

At first I watched your video for asmr, now I just wait for the next RP video like it's part of my favorite TV series 🤗 Amazing stuff and so entertaining! Lynette looks like a fortune teller, I feel she would do great at that job 😂

"Marching band people" God why did this make me so happy

Oh my 😂 I'm from Georgia and this is exactly how people in my family are! So good!

I'm going to need you to stop spying on my family and making videos about us. God this was amazing. Lynette is my favorite aunt ❤️️❤️️

"Somebody said he even backed up a little bit and hit him again" oh, my god! that was my favorite part! I laughed so hard at that. Brilliant as always! (:

"Bobby was over there takin selfies with Charlie, it was nasty but..." LOL! I live for Lynette

+SouthernASMR Sounds I haven't even watched this yet but just from the title of the RP, I can only imagine what we are in for!!! Thanks Mary! Hugs to you!!!

i love these so much because all the characters makes it feel so real ugh im in LOVE with your videos

Yay! I can't tell you how many times I've watched the Lynette role plays. I've been waiting for a new one😁

5 minutes in and I have the biggest smile on my face. If this isn't Southern then I don't know what is. Bravo!

I was just thinking that I miss dear old Lynette. Thank you, she always warms my heart :)

"Daddy you're goin straight ta hell." lol XD

oh god,coming from another Charlie I hope my niece's don't think of me like this.......chances are they do.

LOL that dang on LYNETTE! 😂😅😂😅😂 I absolutely lost it at "that's 10 pounds of flower in a 5 pound bag" oh man, I got to go to sleep on that note lol

Perm Convention. I'm done.

Hilarious! So many gems in this video 🤣🤣🤣 thanks so much

I LOVE Southerners like Lynette....I was born in the wrong part of the country!!

why is this like..... actually what happens at my family’s funerals

You are by far the best asmr artist on youtube, I love your content please keep being creative, you are so good at it, and I have no idea why you don't have more subscribers because you deserve them

This character reminds me of my female relatives. My Grandmothers and Aunts. and their friends. the ones that are loud and gossipy and wanna pinch your cheeks(Face cheeks).You should have your own Skit Show on TV

Don't go to the car! I cannot tell you how many times I have said that...

It's so hard to sleep when I'm laughing so hard at this. 😂 Thank you for this wonderful video! 💖

her: have you seen crystal? me: my mom? yeah she's upstairs.

This fuelled my afternoon nap 💤 Lynette’s funeral gossip was great 😄

I had nightmares last night so I need to relax this helps

"That's 10 lbs of flour in a 5 lb bag." HA!!!!!

This was too funny😂😂😂

Lol! You r too cute and funny! Thank u so much for all the fun and hard work! 😀🌻❤️

So funny how this reminds me of my family soooooo much 😂😂😂😂

Do you use scripts, because there are so many little details in this video, and if you are improvising this you should consider being an actress.

"She is die-hard Amway" -- awesome!!!

My goodness this is my family (we are from Louisiana) This is funnier than anything on tv.😂😂

this is so accurate

You have great content! Have you made a Draw my Life video? I would love to see one

THE DANG MAILMAN AND CRYSTAL WERE PLOTTIN!! DONE RAN OVER CHARLIE SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO SNEAK NO MORE! 😂😭

Hahaha I love Lynette! Oh and by the way, I was thinking you should do an ASMR writing advice series. I've been listening to your River Road readings and love them so far (: You should talk about your process and such!

the marching band comment made me giggle because I'm in marching band !

Amazing Job!!!! 😁👏👏👏

i wait for these lol, so great!

I bet she was signing something 😂😂

Lynette lyngets me to sleep every time

You MUST play Truvy in Steel Magnolias at some point!! You're amazing! :)

HER ACCENT its thicker here its more trailer

I'm dying 😂😂😂😂 at this funeral

where did you get that head band

This is the best yet..... celebrate our Southerness.........Amway....hahaha

HaHaHa...marching band gloves..

Make Perms Great Again!!!

xD, so good.

Never been so early 😂😂

Lol I'm dying

Wait, I did what...? Ha, ha...

WOW. 😜

PLEASE PIN ME I WAS EARLY!!

first lol

Last time i was this early i was a failed abortion

I'm going to need you to stop spying on my family and making videos about us. God this was amazing. Lynette is my favorite aunt ❤️️❤️️