Speaking French With Marion Cotillard

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8 жыл бұрын

"Macbeth" star Marion Cotillard helps Stephen prove that most things sound way more intriguing when said in French.
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@nephastgweiz1022 8 жыл бұрын

Let's allow our citizens to wear guns, but forbid them to hear a curse word they would not understand anyway.

@lisa30in61 8 жыл бұрын

This... is terrifyingly true

@nephastgweiz1022 8 жыл бұрын

+JB P If you think we don't hear any "little jew joke" in France, you certainly don't know anything about France.

@nephastgweiz1022 8 жыл бұрын

+JB P Well it depends with people's opinion. I personally never seen any "call for hatred" in Dieudonné jokes, who is btw my favorite comedian, but I personnally don't think that someone trying to generate hatred against a community should be allow to do it. I wrote my last comment because I knew you were talking about Dieudonné, but you lied pretending that his arrest was about a "little jew joke". Because in France, we are absolutely allowed to say a little jew joke, you know it but it does not stop you from spreading bullshit on the internet. I know it because I'm french, but people who don't live here might believe your false facts.

@axmo-6276 8 жыл бұрын

+Bryan Lawler It's true that in the USA censorship is a big deal, a bit hypocrite at times, it would be cool if that would change after the primetime hours... I mean this is a night show, there's no need to censor some words, and it's the parent responsability if they allow their kids to see late night show, it shouldn't be ruled that hard by the FCC.

@howmanyroads1388 8 жыл бұрын

+JB P Sorry for my bad english please. But Dieudonné was arrested because he rented a theater with a false company and was kepting money from this company, I mean he cheated with the financial police and he was caughted ... It's simple don't you think ? And what you call a "little jew joke" was a complete stand-up against jews. He invited recently a negationnist the Jewish Genocide in his theater also ... So no, in France we stand up against that. I don't think that we have to take lessons about freedom of speech from U.S. I love your country, but please don't be arrogant with us, we already are with you x) And for your safety, I hope Donald Trump will not become your president ... Good luck with him ahaha

@m4die 8 жыл бұрын

CECI EST A PRENDRE AU SERIEUX !! j'ai péter 2 secondes avant que Marion demande qui a péter ça m'a perturbé

@karlsaleh4157 8 жыл бұрын

LOLLLL 😂😂😂

@chlove11 8 жыл бұрын

pfff 😂😂

@artbyaline 8 жыл бұрын

+Matylda Rks Grillée!

@TheSharungo 8 жыл бұрын

+Matylda Rks je trouve ça beau !

@BohemianConspiracy 8 жыл бұрын

+Matylda Rks Vous en faites combien par jour ?

@aadigard85 7 жыл бұрын

What stephen says in french is actually very hard to understand

@NDMeow93 7 жыл бұрын

What did you mean? Because he is pronouncing it so poorly?

@Vitrunis 7 жыл бұрын

Because he doesn't link words together correctly at all, he obviously has no idea what he is saying. Yet his accent isn't bad

@elisawawrzyniak8198 6 жыл бұрын

I totally agree 😂 I’m French and it’s easier for me to understand the translation in English

@fleur9851 6 жыл бұрын

Oui totalement il mâche les mots c est incompréhensible 😂 (and you have understood nothing in my last sentence)

@Drbouli 5 жыл бұрын

Est-ce que quelqu'un a déjà utilisé les termes "ligne extérieure" ou ils ont juste mangé du Google Traduction avant de venir? XD

@MynameisBrianZX 8 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's not the French that makes it intriguing. It's Marion Cotillard.

@nephastgweiz1022 8 жыл бұрын

No, it's definitely the french language

@klmopmkioju8970 8 жыл бұрын

im french and i dont understand one word for the man

@MynameisBrianZX 8 жыл бұрын

Jean Fou Stephen Colbert can't actually speak French; he's just reading the words off a prompter and pronouncing them with a bad French accent.

@klmopmkioju8970 8 жыл бұрын

yes i know me too with english

@SirPentinite 8 жыл бұрын

+MynameisBrianZX Marion Cotillard would only be about 75% as intriguing without the French.

@elaenim 5 жыл бұрын

"everything you say in french sounds so much more sexy and elegant and profound" trust me, just hang out with a few teenagers and it does not

@mathildemb6369 5 жыл бұрын

True 😂😂

@arthurpolaski2843 5 жыл бұрын

"Wesh tes bonne mad'moiselle"

@Rupaalex 5 жыл бұрын

Questia fils ta serrer wallah

@jake.cee12 5 жыл бұрын

He was referring to Marion in particular...

@shootie2967 5 жыл бұрын

Sooooo true

@LutherDePapier 8 жыл бұрын

She said "merde." And since it means "shit" they had to censore it.

@MasterC2012 8 жыл бұрын

+Luther DePapier Which is amusing since merde is only considered as a word lacking in taste and is by no means a curse word.

@lusitanimendes641 8 жыл бұрын

yup, btw in portuguese is merda #RomanceLanguagesForTheWin

@LutherDePapier 8 жыл бұрын

Grand Duke Well, "merde" literally means "shit" so yes, it is a curse word. Just like we sometimes say "shoot" instead of "shit" in the US, in France we may say "mince" instead of "merde" when trying to avoid the word.

@LutherDePapier 8 жыл бұрын

JayPii C'est bon à savoir. :)

@RayasNegroOvejas 8 жыл бұрын

Don't see how "shit" is a bad word, at least not for being a curse word. But i'm neither american or french.

@Xelif37 8 жыл бұрын

I love the literal translation of swamp ass to "marécage du derrière", we don't use that expression but we definitely should !

@z-beeblebrox 8 жыл бұрын

+Xelif37 It illustrates in a very literal sense what The Merovingian said about French, "It's like wiping your ass with silk"

@UFCMania155 6 жыл бұрын

wouldn't be surprised if they said it in quebec lol...I'm canadian haha

@KingZercules 6 жыл бұрын

Nope I'm québécois and we don't use that "Marécage du Derrière" expression. We'd say something more in line to : tu as le cul mouillé. You got a sweaty ass.

@willrainsford96 6 жыл бұрын

i love the one french speaker in the audience laughing as soon as the line is said, like an early warning system

@carolineahn7791 6 жыл бұрын

I believe it's actually Marion Cotillard who's laughing REPLY

@safealaswas2001 8 жыл бұрын

Marion Cotillard is perfection

@JohnDoe-ot1vu 8 жыл бұрын

Oui.

@antoinerodier 8 жыл бұрын

meh.

@iLov3war 8 жыл бұрын

+Antoine Rodier C'est grillé que t'es un français toi hahaha

@khxts 8 жыл бұрын

+Ozymandias bonjour je suis un normand. Au revoir et merci pour ma carte Kiwi

@troudulapin7061 8 жыл бұрын

+ZedFX ~ Noé K. Voilà, bravo, rien que de le lire je l'ai dans la tête...

@charliek557 7 жыл бұрын

Je me demande si les gens qui lisent ce commentaire le comprennent

@aimeeblondel4594 7 жыл бұрын

Nathan Larigauderie oui tqt 😂

@charliek557 7 жыл бұрын

Augustine Blondel / Alors ça va

@Kayipnesil01 7 жыл бұрын

Nathan Larigauderie pourquoi pas? :)

@zuckerhuetl 7 жыл бұрын

ja versteh ich :D

@charliek557 7 жыл бұрын

Serh gutt mench

@MannyHuhnni 8 жыл бұрын

As a French person watching this, it was hilarious x) I love how Marion doesn't take herself seriously and can have fun like this, I wish she were more like this on French tv as well. Stephen's french accent was not so bad also :)

@guevarascobarg5108 6 жыл бұрын

Manney "as a French person" "his accent is not that bad" mec son accent est tellement gros qu’on peut à peine comprendre le quart de ce qu’il dit. Je pense pas que tu parle français pour avoir dit quelques chose comme ça.

@martinkunev9911 6 жыл бұрын

J'ai du mal à comprendre Stephen avec son accent et je suis plutôt habitué aux accents américains.

@camille.b4558 6 жыл бұрын

Of course she is like this in France

@shiki_ryougii 6 жыл бұрын

Guevarascobar G mais grave on dirait qu'il mache du chewing gum il articule queudalle incompréhensible ses phrases ...

@nicolasdessort1848 5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is famous in France 😂😂

@johntrent018 5 жыл бұрын

Being French and having to read the English subtitles to understand what he's saying.

@damiangiese3192 Жыл бұрын

In the same boat here

@ttanyalogobdfr 8 жыл бұрын

J'ai pas compris un seul mot de ce que le présentateur à dit 😂😂

@aiadorn4173 8 жыл бұрын

+yannmac7 Moi non plus, il a un gros accent

@lb17_ 6 жыл бұрын

Je trouve qu'il se débrouille très bien !

@TheJojoannie 6 жыл бұрын

Tu dois être de France? Je suis du Québec et j'ai tout compris. Faut être ouvert aux différents accents ;)

@Dreadz_Akila 6 жыл бұрын

Y'a une différence entre être ouvert et vouloir comprendre, je suis ouverte aux accents mais quand on comprend pas, on comprend pas xD

@Ayianathealteran 5 жыл бұрын

Le présentateur est vraiment difficile à comprendre, en effet. Et il y a beaucoup de clichés, mais c'est drôle. It's difficile to understand what he says, Indeed. And there are a lot of chichés, but it's funny. 🤓

@Belasco75 7 жыл бұрын

When Bradley Cooper or Jodie Foster (they both speak French) come in France we don't do this kind of thing with american stereotypes... We should.

@mathru96 7 жыл бұрын

Definitely.

@BenteMeijer 7 жыл бұрын

Belasco75 you should give them a fat suit, a happy meal and one of those carts for fat people like in wall-e

@romainc2659 7 жыл бұрын

What would we do? Take them to a mass shooting party, or a eating food contest?

@Laser0rick 7 жыл бұрын

I know you guys are joking, but those stereotypes are not even close to being equivalent to what's in the video. The stereotypes in the video are silly at worst, while those American stereotypes are just plain offensive.

@ananas-poilu498 7 жыл бұрын

Yep, we should ask them to say mundane french things with american style while eating junk food (XXXXXL amburger + XXXXXXL French fries + XXXXXXL Coca Cola + XXXXXXL milk shake)

@morganel9649 7 жыл бұрын

Les clichés sur la France mdrr on est plus en 1930

@59DGO59 7 жыл бұрын

Dans la tête des américains, on a pas changé depuis

@alleemaria97 7 жыл бұрын

Eeeh mais c'était pas aussi mauvais que je pensais haha

@julie-kk5kf 7 жыл бұрын

Morgane Potter C'est sur que mdrrrrr c'est pas très élégant.

@JamBear 7 жыл бұрын

As a Western Canadian, I'm happy I could read and understand everything said here. I couldn't understand Colbert's accent, however.

@olelain 7 жыл бұрын

En 1930, les français ne comprenaient ni "mdrr", ni le secong degré.

@pofila1 7 жыл бұрын

j'vous assure qu'on est pas aussi intense quand on parle ! on est pas tous des Jean Gabin

@nico3144 6 жыл бұрын

pofila1 c'est vraie

@lilianorellana3871 6 жыл бұрын

pofila1 😂😂❤

@nickcartman 6 жыл бұрын

Ca fait rire que les ricains

@noursaccount 5 жыл бұрын

trop vraie

@zaasfromparis 5 жыл бұрын

Non mais on s’en tape mdrrrr euh en France à la tv on en fais aussi des tonnes !!! Tiens on va leur montrer Le bigdil on va voir si on est classe !! Elle est pas au USA pour représenter la France elle est là en tant qu’actrice donc en fait elle fait un peu ce qu’elle veux ....

@darkinstinctful123 8 жыл бұрын

she looks amazing in that south-east asian styled dress.

@kingcole55 8 жыл бұрын

+Los Blancos RAHH!!! CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!1!!!

@thepackofwasabibeans 8 жыл бұрын

Darling, I'm not sure if that's even the right continent.

@adolfoocadizc 8 жыл бұрын

+Los Blancos +brwerw It's not Dior, it's Marc Jacobs Spring 2016, please if you don't know about fashion, think twice about making statements like those two :)

@adolfoocadizc 8 жыл бұрын

***** Marc's collection was inspired by Fiorucci and Schiaparelli, it doesn't even resemble a Galliano collection, please buy yourself a book ;D and Schiaparelli invented the scarf dress, not a region on South France lol

@darkinstinctful123 8 жыл бұрын

***** I'm not sure if I should be worried or confused that you expect or want a straight man in his 20's to have knowledge about DIor. This dress is very very similar to the cloth women in that part of asia have been wearing for 500+ years. So, good for Dior for having it in his collection.

@treebear8364 7 жыл бұрын

Her performance in La vie en rose is still on my top 5 list of best performances of all time given by an actress. Marion is amazing.

@Dreadz_Akila 6 жыл бұрын

Except in the Dark Knight Rises :)

@sookwilson5926 2 жыл бұрын

I also lover her in A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT!

@FrenchRugbyConnexion 8 жыл бұрын

America, where having gun is more accepted than saying "shit" on TV...

@michaelaluna7684 5 жыл бұрын

It is an inalienable American right, and besides, guns don't kill people. People kill people.

@mugwump7049 3 жыл бұрын

@michaela luna The thing is, freedom of speech is ALSO supposed to be one of your inalienable rights. Words don't kill people either.

@mariagabbott 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@joeyanddvaness666 3 жыл бұрын

@@mugwump7049 💯

@janelc1843 3 жыл бұрын

@@mugwump7049 💯💯💯💯💯 omg I don't know you but I love you

@kinorai 8 жыл бұрын

as a french canadian, I find the french from France so "refined". I don't know if American and Canadian's feel the same when they compare their English to the British English?

@randomperson45414 8 жыл бұрын

+kinorai Yes we do! I guess Europeans are just better :(

@aurevoiralex 8 жыл бұрын

+kinorai I respectfully disagree. I am also French Canadian, and a professional translator, and I am absolutely in love with OUR accent. It's warm and colourful and we adapt to new realities far quicker than the French, because we have no fear of inventing new terms (best example: "courriel" for e-mail. The French simply frenchified an English term, and use "mél".) All languages on this planet are pretty great in their own way, although the sound of German kinda makes my blood curdle. Regionalisms are the yeast that keeps languages alive! Adapt and overcome! :)

@kinorai 8 жыл бұрын

Aleks Persson je vais ajuster mon commentaire! La façon de parler des européens sonne "exotique", comparé à nous, americains (français ou anglais). Mais c'est vrai, j'aime notre façon de parler, elle est chaleureuse, humaine, sincère et "naïve"! Joyeuses fêtes!!!

@aurevoiralex 8 жыл бұрын

J'habite Montréal et comme je suis entourée de français de toutes les régions de la France à journée longue, l'accent n'a plus rien d'exotique pour moi. Nous sommes submergés. Je suis même étonnée lors que je surprends une conversation en "québécois" sur l'avenue Mont-Royal... ;) Joyeuses Fêtes à vous aussi et une excellente année 2016!

@nephastgweiz1022 8 жыл бұрын

+Aleks Persson But it is false, in France, we say both courriel and mail ! ;)

@shkotayd9749 8 жыл бұрын

Cotillard is a phenomenal actress, and Colbert STILL got her to break character with that last one lmfao xD Was he about to crack too? xD

@hoeraufist 8 жыл бұрын

+Shkotay D Oh yeah, you could see a grin just tugging at the side of his mouth. Made it all the better

@Derhek 7 жыл бұрын

What's the point to censor KZfaq videos? Honestly I had no idea what they were talking about in the beginning since it was all censored. They could at least let the French as it is. They don't censor swear words in France

@xjg3506 7 жыл бұрын

Derhek they said in french you say shit to wish s.o. for successful performance. because, before there were cars, people come to the theatre in carriage dragged by horses, and horses shit. The more shit there are mean more people coming to see the performance. ;)

@BenteMeijer 7 жыл бұрын

Derhek merde means shit

@patatedoucebb2919 7 жыл бұрын

Derhek at my high school, it was tradition that the principal would ask the audience to yell merde before each performance

@carolineahn7791 6 жыл бұрын

It was probably censored in part for comedic effect

@selimgmati9527 5 жыл бұрын

It thought it was the more horses would fuck the more people there'll be attending the show

@fafafagat 7 жыл бұрын

In every interview she talk very shy and timid and her voice kinda like shivers, but when she's acting, like during the skit, she seems very confident in terms of the way she speaks and also body language.

@KingOfMadCows 8 жыл бұрын

Colbert is right about Babe 2. It's a great movie. And it's directed by George Miller, the creator of the Mad Max franchise.

@JJJameson. 7 жыл бұрын

KingOfMadCows Let's not forget also babe 1 and happy feet Good movies

@MCRhazees 8 жыл бұрын

I speak understanding and I didn't even french what stephen said

@alexanderwicked8990 6 жыл бұрын

I understand speaking and I didn't even stephen what french said

@thisisajang 6 жыл бұрын

I understand word of saying you

@manindersandhu2539 3 жыл бұрын

@तकरप लरक yeah,right!

@lisadovas4156 7 жыл бұрын

hard to understand colbert when you are french x)

@azilise3316 6 жыл бұрын

lisa dovas yeah ikr i didn't understood everything

@kelly897booo3 6 жыл бұрын

zouzou fx pourquoi tu parles anglais si tu sais qu’il parle français 😂😂😂?

@azilise3316 6 жыл бұрын

😂 je sais pas vu qu'il a commenté en anglais bah du coup j'ai répondu en anglais

@kelly897booo3 6 жыл бұрын

zouzou fx ok mdrrrr

@lolita0620 3 жыл бұрын

Je trouve pas 😂

@tyu3456 7 жыл бұрын

I love that Stephen puts the baguette violin on the correct side at the end

@palcadaval1517 7 жыл бұрын

I LAUGHED SO SO MUCH I DIDNT WANT IT TO END

@chellelaw667 7 жыл бұрын

She's such a good sport.

@CalitmeDiondell 7 жыл бұрын

Why she looks so beautiful with a mustache??

@dersteppenwolf5458 3 жыл бұрын

Because she's gorgeous!

@ZombieWerePrechaunPire 8 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the whole time 'when are they gonna bring the baguette'

@Tahia213 7 жыл бұрын

I really thought Colbert' s heritage was French because of his name. But then he said Irish and I wasn't surprised, as France and Ireland always had a good relationship and wouldn't be surprised that one of his ancestors was French.

@Ivanisasi 7 жыл бұрын

Yes, i thought the same! maybe one of his ancestors went to Ireland, who knows

@lillianleee 8 жыл бұрын

the mustache on marion is WORKING

@alsunpilsut 6 жыл бұрын

She is such a brilliant acterss! One of the best I've ever seen. And this is hilarious 😂!

@CelesteSDBK 7 жыл бұрын

As a french, I approve this video 😂 It's too great ! 😂

@charliek557 7 жыл бұрын

Commander J_S / On reconnaît les fans de Rick & Morty

@bartholomewarmbruster5693 7 жыл бұрын

"Babe 2: pig in the city is an underrated classic" 😭😭Thank you!!!! Thank you!!!!

@prod.hxrford3896 7 жыл бұрын

Wow Marion speaks very nice French

@annoyngorangerocks 7 жыл бұрын

SURREAL Studios well she is French....

@prod.hxrford3896 7 жыл бұрын

I know haha.

@evangrt_9528 5 жыл бұрын

@@annoyngorangerocks R/wooosh

@heliam_4688 5 жыл бұрын

Almost sounds like she's french

@lilygreen221 5 жыл бұрын

@@heliam_4688 ahahahhahah

@DustingBread 8 жыл бұрын

Please pardon my French

@lxkrny 8 жыл бұрын

Man I hate the FCC, the show comes on at 11:30PM and you have to censor a FRENCH cuss word.

@TheSmilingBandit2 8 жыл бұрын

+Alex K And the word is "Merde".

@collbackk 8 жыл бұрын

+Alex K - The worst part is: she's just saying the word 'shit'... Unbelievable...

@josefareeding6090 8 жыл бұрын

+Alex K It's just the epitome of US American hypocrisy. Trump as a presedential candidate, a mass shooting every second day, but hey we have to censor a french cuss word at 11:30PM, because our kids are in danger..

@RobinHood-cd9mh 8 жыл бұрын

+Josefa Reeding but do kids really watch politics? I found it boring as a kid

@TheSmilingBandit2 8 жыл бұрын

Robin Hood It is still boring as an adult.

@cup.o.joe... 4 жыл бұрын

Inception is way easier to understand than Steven's french

@rafaelrandom500 4 жыл бұрын

😄

@JustineRoul 8 жыл бұрын

Elle est extra notre Marion !!!

@brendamargareth3994 7 жыл бұрын

Somehow this remind me of that episode from friends where joey learns french

@albansoulier4587 7 жыл бұрын

Brenda Margareth c'est vrai et en plus il avait un bon accent !

@brendamargareth3994 7 жыл бұрын

Soulier Alban lipupu.. (?)

@annmitchell4663 6 жыл бұрын

Bleu bleu.bleu,bleu bleu blue...😆

@ebenizerb.schlestertrappdu6943 8 жыл бұрын

Here in Québec, we're so used to hearing anglos trying to speak french that I understood 90% of what Colbert said. Even though he was obviously reading his lines phonetically from a teleprompter or cue cards, I get the feeling this skit must have been kinda hard to set up. So, as usual, bien joué monsieur Colbert!

@Derhek 7 жыл бұрын

Ebenizer B. Schlestertrapp Dumoulin That's interesting! From Paris, and I honestly understood only like 30-40%

@tdelioncourt1268 7 жыл бұрын

French who's been living in Québec at some point, I understood pretty much everything too ^^ and I think his french is not that bad for someone who obviously doesn't speak it.

@jamesmartin9401 4 жыл бұрын

That's the first time I've seen her comfortable on a talk show. She was on Graham Norton once and was on with a bunch of dudes with strong Irish accents and had no idea what was going on. It' was funny, but she was so lost.

@peperle 7 жыл бұрын

As a french speaker, I say: -This video just sounds kinda dumb when you understand everything xD -Stephen is absolutely impossible to understand -As a Quebecer, only France accent sounds good, our accent doesn't sound sexy at all lol -Stereotypes on point!

@treehugger3615 7 жыл бұрын

I once overheard a chat between French Canadians, I thought they were speaking Norwegian. It wasn't soft, it was harsh and they sounded angry.

@essaly7969 6 жыл бұрын

I find Canadian French accent cute :).

@Dreadz_Akila 6 жыл бұрын

The Canadian accent brings us joy ;)

@ablurida 4 жыл бұрын

Pour ton 3e point ça dépend, je suis française et je ne parle pas du tout de la même façon avec ma famille que dans un milieu professionnel ou en voulant séduire, c'est là où je sors ma voix et mon accent sophistiqués hahah avec ma famille c'est pas raffiné du tout, plutôt beauf comme on dit ici. J'emploie même des expressions de 'racaille', va séduire avec ça!!! Ensuite, personnellement je trouve certains accents québécois sexy, plus que les nôtres. C'est exotique, et vous êtes moins nombreux donc c'est plus rare. Et je ne suis pas la seule!!!!! Les autres francophones qui insultent votre façon de parler, c'est parce que les cons parlent plus fort 😉

@ChachouLP 3 жыл бұрын

You're accent is full of joy I like it

@beckwilde 8 жыл бұрын

omg everything does sound better in french

@Tudallebreton22 8 жыл бұрын

+Rebecca Chen Do i sound better ? :D Tu est vraiment très jolie :3

@beckwilde 8 жыл бұрын

+Tudal Le Breton yes honestly

@lisa30in61 8 жыл бұрын

+Tudal Le Breton Bien essayé vieux.... ... mais j'ai des doutes quand au fait qu'elle t'ai compris

@Tudallebreton22 8 жыл бұрын

Pas important sa :3 On est sur internet, on s'amuse, tout sa n'est que virtuel, j'ai peu d'espoir de la rencontrer en vrai hein ^^ Mon petit mot doux c'était gratuit, je préfères sa que les gens qui s'insultent en permanence (surtout ici sur KZfaq ^^)

@lisa30in61 8 жыл бұрын

Tudal Le Breton Rooh c'est trop mignon c:

@michaelz-c4178 8 жыл бұрын

Marion is life, because Marion is love

@yamigekusu 8 жыл бұрын

This bit reminds me of Everyday French with Pierre Escargot from All That! Nonsensical sentences in French and whatnot

@katchamak1393 7 жыл бұрын

les clichés ont la vie dure

@kaymouragues7615 5 жыл бұрын

encore plus que la corne de mes pieds

@simonbiensur 4 жыл бұрын

ceci dit on mange encore des baguettes

@nikosvault 8 жыл бұрын

Colbert is on point. Gene Siskel called Babe 2 the best film of 1998.

@funhippocampus7827 8 жыл бұрын

I just adore Marion so much! She's one fine thespian.

@danstiver9135 8 жыл бұрын

She's a great actress too.

@malaguetta1 8 жыл бұрын

Oui.

@hadrien4089 7 жыл бұрын

_"Je suis fier d'être une grenouille."_ _"I'm proud to be a frog."_

@charliek557 7 жыл бұрын

Hanayo Koizumi / Bien ... Une explication s'impose

@Dtonationify 6 жыл бұрын

je suis fier d'être un poule

@clarawebber7314 5 жыл бұрын

@@Dtonationify une poule. Un poulet . Un coq.

@TylLeJaloux 5 жыл бұрын

Grenouille et fier !

@saperlipopette2689 4 жыл бұрын

Say it loud !

@heyheytaytay 7 жыл бұрын

"I have an historic case of swamp ass" FTW.

@MissGourmandefr 5 жыл бұрын

I couldn't understand what Stephen said at all lol, and I'm French 😂😂

@beccasouthwick 3 жыл бұрын

moi non plus 😭 je crois parce qu’il a dit les mots par syllabe et non pas par mot mdrr

@jeremysears7402 8 жыл бұрын

LMBAO.😂. This was to funny. She's adorable

@lukasrevees9354 6 жыл бұрын

CAN THIS BE A SERIES?!! I Could not stop laughing. I LOVE THIS SM

@camillemg9479 8 жыл бұрын

C'était énormissime. Marion Cotillard m'a fait mourir de rire. Elle a tellement d'autodérision, c'est un régal ! J'ai adoré ce happening !

@mathru96 7 жыл бұрын

I came here 'cause I saw the thumbnail and I was like "oh I'm gonna tear them a new one in the comment section, fuck them for playing into the stereotypes everytime they have a french person on a talk show". But then I saw the video and I lost it at "qui a pété ici?". She clearly is a fucking beast of an actress for saying that with a straight face. You got me Colbert, I laughed, you're fine for this time.

@ethicalphytophage 5 жыл бұрын

As someone who's learning French, I found this both amusing and useful. :)

@bellechu3275 8 жыл бұрын

Marion is so flawless.

@FeanaroNoldoran 4 жыл бұрын

I just love how Stephen is able to keep a straight face

@GuillermoPussetto 8 жыл бұрын

I would add that anything said by Marion Cotillard on any language will sound way more intriguing and sexy. On top of that, she is a great actress.

@paulron5369 7 жыл бұрын

Her dress is beautiful. I want it.

@hayksamvelyan 8 жыл бұрын

I'm dying over here. Fantastic work, Colbert

@remyparaskovia5499 7 жыл бұрын

she's so precious

@gizelemariafr 8 жыл бұрын

Oh là là Marion, vous êtes merveilleuse!!

@elleenrouge8785 7 жыл бұрын

Qui a fait le texte C'est quand même incroyable ? Stephen good work anyway :)

@oscarc332 4 жыл бұрын

Marion is like an angel from heaven. she's so kind and adorable

@jonathangriffith4227 6 жыл бұрын

they should have this as a regular segment

@marose8279 8 жыл бұрын

Elle se prend pas au sérieux, Marion, divine ambassadrice du cinéma français. Une pensée pour une autre française qui brille, Eva Green qui est nommée aux Golden Globes dans l'indifférence générale des media français. On t'aime aussi Eva!

@MrDododu92 8 жыл бұрын

+Caroline Grave, je kiff Eva aussi, elle pète la classe

@alex67ghost 8 жыл бұрын

+Caroline Oui, surtout dans Penny Dreadful, qui est sa meilleure prestation

@ybelizarero7628 7 жыл бұрын

Marion je suis avec toi

@bencheshire 8 жыл бұрын

Omg I love her.

@amartyaroy2689 4 жыл бұрын

Her dress is just beautiful

@stantan7398 7 жыл бұрын

Pourquoi les gens se tapent des barres à chaque fois alors que c'est pas drôle

@psilinae 7 жыл бұрын

Robert Paté du calme Robert et retourne enseigner

@CelesteSDBK 7 жыл бұрын

Robert Paté Parce que c'est drôle: les stéréotypes exagérés, l'accent anglais en parlant français, les phrases dites. C'est hilarant

@jasmineb272 7 жыл бұрын

Mais trop 😂

@Zz-lp8yr 7 жыл бұрын

Jasmineb non c pas du tout marrant

@jasmineb272 7 жыл бұрын

+Thunder Thug euh oui je suis aussi de cet avis, c'est pas drole, je sais pas ce que t'as pas compris dans mon comment 😅

@suciretnowati8219 7 жыл бұрын

This is so much fun

@alleemaria97 7 жыл бұрын

I'm french, and would totally eat that baguette on set as well ;) Looks gooood

@suliim 8 жыл бұрын

I love her.

@joan6839 7 жыл бұрын

Is french gaining importance in Europe after the brexit? Just in case, I'm listening Stromae

@irisk1541 7 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he's Belgian and not French ;)

@joan6839 7 жыл бұрын

Iris Kuiters yes I know, but he sings in french right?

@jeanneborry5163 7 жыл бұрын

Yes he sings in french ;)

@catelivivzaza5598 7 жыл бұрын

yes he is Belgian but people talk french in Belgium.

@Emmolia972 7 жыл бұрын

zaza 94 And Dutch !

@bennyton2560 7 жыл бұрын

"I'm Irish" lmao

@jbdallara 3 жыл бұрын

First time I see bread looking (and crunching) like real bread on an American TV show. As a french, that was a blessing moment.

@trolli3 8 жыл бұрын

Best talk show at the moment!

@DavidArriola 7 жыл бұрын

in spanish also: "mucha mierda".

@ernestomarcos0103 6 жыл бұрын

Dabid Arriola I was looking for this. Didn't know it had something to do with horses, though

@EvanShelby 8 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious !!!

@maddie5851 8 жыл бұрын

OMG her face.... PERFECT

@silencednn 6 жыл бұрын

She is awesome

@Andesu 8 жыл бұрын

Hearing a different language other than your native one is almost always sexier

@nephastgweiz1022 8 жыл бұрын

Depends where you come from... There are not really sexier sounding language than french, so when you live in France. I can also think of Italian, it sounds quite sexy

@thierryb7106 8 жыл бұрын

except dutch, german and Turkish. No offense if people from those countries read my comment, but their langages sounds horrible So far.

@Andesu 8 жыл бұрын

Thierry B I don't know... When I visited Wien, Austrians sounded pretty sexy. The consonants are a bit harsher but still sexy. My Turkish professor sounded pretty sexy when she spoke Turkish, just saying.

@lisa30in61 8 жыл бұрын

Well I am French and Italian and I think these two languages are damn sexy even if they're mine

@Andesu 8 жыл бұрын

Lisa 30in The point isn't that only foreign languages can sound sexy...

@paranoidandroid1997 7 жыл бұрын

just like in spanish "mucha mierda"

@LaVFdeJL 7 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I didn't know that.

@wr506 7 жыл бұрын

when she appeared with the mustache and hat, I completely lost it. thanks Colbert for making things more "intriguing"

@SaraBriquera 7 жыл бұрын

Love the building in your photo :)

@lavo-ld4wm 4 жыл бұрын

I'm French and I was LOL ! Excellent work here, so funny !

@JihanePunk 7 жыл бұрын

it's less fun when you speak French x)

@maximeletravail5861 5 жыл бұрын

Non

@oxinnaproduction9411 8 жыл бұрын

vive la france!

@diegosebastian5980 8 жыл бұрын

@DY-ul9xm 5 жыл бұрын

Marion is so funny yet so chic and classy 💖💖

@meto2854 4 жыл бұрын

To be honest the “who farted here?” Is better acting that most of what we’ve seen this previous decade.

@litamtondy 3 жыл бұрын

At the end, they are both pretending to play an instrument with their baguettes, but none of their instruments is the one that's actually playing in the background music.

@DY-ul9xm 5 жыл бұрын

I JUST LOVE MARION!!