I can't believe this movie actually had Silvester Stallone, George Clooney, Salma Hayek and Elijah Wood, and little Selena Gómez haha, totally forgot about all of them

This was literally Avengers Endgame before Avengers had an Endgame

“is that selener?” “tHATS S E L E N E R!” ENOUGH--

I remember the cgi being at least Infinity War level lol

Spy Kids 3D walked so that Ready Player One could run

Grandpa: Don’t fall in love with a game! Grandpa then proceeds to not want to leave the game

Somebody ring t h e d i n k s t e r ?

I’m sorry... “my daughter did not have a ramp.. she refused..” just broke me hahahaha I’m losing it

I still remember how “The Guy” was just killed right on the spot

"Thats it for Elijah Wood, he only had a 10 minute lunch break from the set of the Lord of the Rings" This is the funniest youtube video Ive seen in like 10 years. We need more brilliant content like this.

"Don't fall in love with a game, Junni..." "...How can I go back, Junni? In here I can walk..." Ok now as an adult that SCREWS with me. He's warning his grandson about the dangers of not living in real life, but that's because his life is full of potential and purpose. But as an old man who's lost his legs and possibly many of his friends in spy missions, grandpa has NOTHING--or he feels that way. For just one moment he let himself be consumed by the despair of his life, and that's so fucking heavy. "Alright. I shall go back, if you promise me that even though I will be in a wheelchair--" and you frickin fricks didn't let me hear the emotions. But that's some huge bioethics lesson right there, folks. Those of us who have gone through traumatic experiences and who have lost something as important as leg function will feel like the world has nothing to offer them--unless we love them just the same as we always have. SPY KIDS WAS TEACHING OUR KIDS HOW TO BE GOOD PEOPLE

To me the helicopter girl looks like a girl Draco Malfoy

“Hey, y’all know Elijah Wood?” “Who?” “Frodo from Lord of the Rings” “Who’s that?” “The guy from Spy Kids 3” “Oh yeah.”

Bro this movie has the exact ending as Avengers: Endgame

Today I learned: 1) It’s Donnagon Giggles, not Donovan. 2) Donnagon Giggles is played by Mike Judge, creator of King of the Hill and voice of Hank Hill. 3) That’s what Mike Judge looks like.

Imagine being their neighbor and just hearing *WOOEOOOWOAGGGHHHHUUUGHHHHUH* at 2 o’clock in the afternoon

“Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover attempt of all ti-“

Cons: “Physically disabled” I miss the days before 2010😂

1:15 my mom showed me a video of him and megan trainor and at one point megan mentioned how he had a thing for her putting her hair up and having cute hairstyles........

“Did somebody ring the dinkster?” will be my senior quote Edit: i have terrible news everyone, my high school didn’t allow senior quotes. Im very sorry to leave y’all as disappointed as I was

When you realize Avengers infinity war actually came out in 2003

(In the middle of a competitive gaming tournament) “Hold on to your joysticks boys”

12:00 Grandpa missed his daughters wedding because the church was a standing room only

i lost my mind when kurtis conner showed up at 10:43!!!!!!!

10 year old me thought this movie was the pinnacle of perfection, and it still is.

As a child, this rivaled the music video to Californication for the most disappointing thing to discover isn't a real video game.

i remember back when i had this movie i had lost the 2d version of it so i only had the 3d version but i also lost every pair of 3d glasses that it came with so i had to bear through the movie with the weird red and blue around the edges because i loved the movie that much

the whole bit about the script and the butterfly had me dying! hahah

Yo can we get Sharkboy and Lavagirl commentary since it's basically a spiritual successor to the Spy Kids franchise by the same director

"My daughter didn't have a ramp," killed me. I have perished, and it's your fault.

"Oh I freed the Toymaker, but it was no accident." Grandpa is a badass.

I like how, until Gary put on his glasses, Carmen was just floating in air and he was totally chill about it.

that ‘3D’ thumbnail is genius

I remember this being my favorite movie of all time. My parents have seen me watch this willingly, repeatedly.

Someone needs to edit the “Portals” song from Avengers: Endgame when everyone starts to show up in this movie

They filmed all the exteriors in downtown austin! I can see my office!

Infinity War: We’re the biggest crossover event in history Spy Kids 3D: 10:33

I remember laughing so hard at "Cons: Physically Disabled"

“Reminds me of Paul McCartney” *“Yeah, R.I.P.”*

How I raid area 51 Me: *goes in with bike* Also me: *leaves area 51 like this **10:13*

Seeing this in the movie theater was an experience

The “This movie has been banned when playing the Kevin Bacon 7 degrees of separation Game” comment made me a subscriber for life

“Oops it’s actually the monster mash.”

3:10 I was screaming laughin when they yelled "Help!" 😅😅

It's funny now that the Spy Kids trilogy was the only series that got me truly immersed in my childhood, even with the bad CGI, somehow i thought that everything was realistic af

I'm tempted to buy your full track for this movie just to see you react to scene where Juni's Dad smacks the brains to join the fight.

Rip that wave juni will be my senior quote

Apparently "Machete" is a spin-off of Spy Kids... *WTF* 😂😂

When you're a kid you don't focus on how bad the CGI was back then 😂😂 Loved this film

I laughed for a good three minutes on that bit with Ricardo Montalban looking at the script you guys are genuinely hilarious

When grandpa says he missed his daughter’s birth and wedding I just picture him crying at the bottom of a flight of stairs outside the hospital and a chapel

Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history SPY KIDS 3D: Hold my beer

SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?! i loved this movie so much

“Hold on to your joysticks boys” *your honor...*

"Its Gerdy Giggles" "I don't like it" i just spat

Steve Buscusi, however his last name is spelled. His 3D glasses were cracked on the right side like his regular glasses.

but remember when Elijah Wood was THE GUY

"Rip that waaaave, Junie"

The boys in the game were SO HOT when I was a kid

couldn’t get over the fact that the actor playing the grandpa voiced señor senior senior from kim possible

Pros: *Superior Intellect* Cons: *Physically disabled*

The animation was so much better in my child mind

This is what happens when you take all of your points out of graphics and put them into fun. Turns out fun is more important!

I remember having a crush on Fegan Floop, not even Alan Cummings, but the character Fegan Floop I just felt like I needed to share

When Juni said "call everyone," you really needed to add the Smash Ultimate _Lifelight_ theme because *_EVERYONE IS HERE!_*

When I watched it as a kid it looked like 4D 8K Ultra HD RTX on experience and now, well...

I ABSOLUTELY REMEMBER THE EMAIL LINE AND THE EMOTIONS IT CREATED FOR SOME REASON.

" I never even got her email address" This movie was prophetic for Simp culture

Emily Osment looks like a young Draco Malfoy in this

I actually fucking LOVE the Spy Kids movies. My grandparents would always have them ready for me whenever I visited :')

"This movie could save your life in a hardcore game of six degrees of separation." That whole bit is maybe one of the funniest things I've ever heard

The end of this movie with everyone showing up legitimately feels on the same level as all the heroes showing up at the end of endgame

I worked for Rodriguez and he said he made this film like 75-80 minutes because that's what he read was the shortest a Hollywood feature could be. The studio basically made the whole moviemaking process, from script to screen, last less than a year because they wanted to pump it out.

SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER? Oh, if only... if only they knew what Dinksters they ringed.

I was waiting in earnest for the shot where George Clooney morphs into Sylvester Stellone and you didn't mention it.

Ok but can we talk about Ricardo Montalban’s acting when he confronted the Toymaker? It just made me feel some raw emotion. It made you feel that raw emotion too because y’all stopped joking for a sec. Masterclass in acting.

Wait so are random civilians just seeing Carmen flying

I was hoping that you guys would do a track on this and it’s so much better than I expected

"SOMEBODY RING THE DINGSTER?!" made me laugh so hard I cried fr

The AI assessing that guy in the wheelchair is savage

Somehow your commentary is weirder and funnier than the actual movie

Thank you youtube algorithms, I'll be quoting RIPTHATWAVEJUNI for a while now

The “call in everyone” scene walked so Avengers Endgame could run

"I feel like that's definitely a connection you're trying to make" 😂😂

i had to pause this multiple times to stop myself from drying from laughing

Words can’t even begin to describe how long I’ve been waiting for this. Needless to say, the wait was well worth it

Why are Elijah Wood and Sylvester Stallone in this film 😂😂😂

2:13 “this is quite possibly the ugliest movie ever made” Foodfight!: Hold my raisins.

Watch Scott Pilgrim vs the world please

Best channel on KZfaq hands down. You guys make me laugh so hard I cry. & I'm feeling pretty shitty mentally & physically so...thank you. (: Ps that's Selener! Lol.

Not gonna lie, I thought Demetra (Courtney Jines) was kinda cute when I was a kid 😂

I rarely like videos anymore but holy fuck this made me laugh so much :,)

And to think this was directed by the same guy that just did Alita: Battle Angel

*Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?*

Fun Fact: The water park in the beginning is Schliterbahn located in New Braunsfuls Texas

How on earth did Robert Rodriguez get so many A-list actors into this acid trip of a movie? He must be one of the most powerful people in Hollywood.

holy shit this is the first time I've seen a video with 1k likes and literally zero dislikes

rip that wave, juni!

Elijah wood being huge is the reverse of them using perspective to make him tiny in LOTR lmao

Y’all didn’t have a childhood if Demetra wasn’t your first crush