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@minecraftpickles Жыл бұрын
I’ve watched prolly like 100s of these comedy specials but this one has been my favorite.
@dannymendiola5 жыл бұрын
"Have whatever reaction you want, just know that it's gonna be met with extreme hostility" lmaoooo
@Enrique-peralta5 жыл бұрын
The story makes him 61 1977 42 years plus 19 equals 62 not 70
@dannymendiola5 жыл бұрын
@@Enrique-peralta hi En P
@Schmidty15 жыл бұрын
"I'm from staten island, we communicate by hitting each other with bats." Lmao, I'm dead 👌🤣🤣🤣
@user-os5ur6vz5m5 жыл бұрын
Schmidty same
@patchworkundead47875 жыл бұрын
Also sounds like Boston
@paolocoletti15743 жыл бұрын
the language of the world.
@reenysharamesh26795 жыл бұрын
These are the elderly people I always want to be around 💯
@mikebarnes74415 жыл бұрын
These?
@writersloane5 жыл бұрын
Elderly?
@TOOTALLLLLL4 жыл бұрын
People?
@goonerboi77634 жыл бұрын
I?
@emmapinheiro54224 жыл бұрын
Always?
@jonjaquez5 жыл бұрын
I used to LOVE the intros now I can't skip em fast enough
@broken_blade20875 жыл бұрын
Seriously. No Ari, no soul.
@gaelenmckee64005 жыл бұрын
Never really liked them that much, they were always sort of stupid, but in a funny way. Now they are just unbearable
@hossmusic20415 жыл бұрын
@@broken_blade2087 100%
@arlandoamb67545 жыл бұрын
Me2
@steezeydeezey63435 жыл бұрын
They are the worst and its weird cause Roy Wood Jr. is actually really funny
@xray_usa68395 жыл бұрын
I love how he just has a good time with the audience.
@nicklongoria55855 жыл бұрын
Man, I felt this on a spiritual level. Eddie’s screams are how I imagine my own internal critic would sound like if it became its own sentient being and followed me around for the rest of my life yelling at me every time I did or said something stupid. Good stuff here.
@mark1952able4 жыл бұрын
Nick Longoria; Italian Americans.............why not?
@gremlinvibe3 жыл бұрын
Eddie is so relatable. He's a man of the people ❤
@paolocoletti15743 жыл бұрын
@@mark1952able what does that mean mark....what is it you want to express.......
@paleamigo85753 жыл бұрын
The way Eddie changes tones throughout his story adds value to the jokes. Very funny dude.👍
@captaintenacity87615 жыл бұрын
Love how half the video is Eddie going off a tangent about absolutely nothing lmao
@Dash-dd1ro4 жыл бұрын
No it deff about how capitalism are fucking us
@-scorpionox-4 жыл бұрын
You need to have a very low IQ to think he wasn't talking about anything.
@georgepotter3534 жыл бұрын
@@Dash-dd1ro try communism. It's a gas :)
@gabelogan564 жыл бұрын
@@georgepotter353 you're even worse than the idiot before. Sheesh.
@macaronicheese87214 жыл бұрын
Communism is horrible
@evildoesnotsleep-x2b5 жыл бұрын
this was so satisfying and funny. especially, the part where he goes on about how he admired her passion, her ideas and knowledge. it's rare and beautiful to not only love a person but also the fact that they're passionate about something in their life
@nathaniel69585 жыл бұрын
He looks like when timmy Turner wished to be older
@kaine38055 жыл бұрын
omg bro that is so accurate
@MmmMulholland5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god hahahahahahhaha
@jayduby53305 жыл бұрын
He looks like Bruce Willis with a breakdown.
@benjipesci51975 жыл бұрын
Wait, he was with her six years, but never graduated...i don't think it was her fault he didn't finish
@karikling88125 жыл бұрын
double entendre?
@sweet65mustang4 жыл бұрын
Wait........ six years and he never finished?
@michaelsalazar72244 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@jjoedirtt3 жыл бұрын
@@sweet65mustang sounds like he’s fudging the numbers a bit😂
@christofferjenzen78 Жыл бұрын
This is like historys longest extracorricular.
@Billy_Carter5 жыл бұрын
"I CAN PUT BREAD IN WATER! HAHAHA! SEE THE BREAD GET BIGGER!?"
@Roamr17205 жыл бұрын
Literally, almost died laughing at that.. hilarious!
@lindsaydahl97485 жыл бұрын
my talents: 1. putting bread in water 2. that’s it
@sonavagun92834 жыл бұрын
You're a fucking idiot
@sonavagun92834 жыл бұрын
I honestly think that's the dumbest piggyback comment I've ever seen. How could you even think that's funny or God really?
@sonavagun92834 жыл бұрын
I'm scared that you're allowed to fuck and make more people
@bazingabonk29874 жыл бұрын
sonavagun Are you okay
@veiikure4 жыл бұрын
sonavagun nice mental breakdown
@spicymilk4915 жыл бұрын
Angry new York noises*
@ricksanchez11495 жыл бұрын
This gave me a chuckle, I love living in NY, love it here.
@mark1952able4 жыл бұрын
Luv N.Y. noises!!!
@dreww89415 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this in my world history class, but my professor is a middle aged married man. Should I go for it?
@paytonbarnett86414 жыл бұрын
Drew W Hell yeah partner!
@-scorpionox-4 жыл бұрын
You should fucking pay attention to your professor.
@matthewflowers34954 жыл бұрын
@@-scorpionox- but if he bangs him it's extra credit
@sammndl95924 жыл бұрын
Ross Geller says hi
@sammndl95924 жыл бұрын
Ross Geller says hi
@DrDizzleFrizzle5 жыл бұрын
This woman sounds like everything I could've ever wanted.
@awesomeojoe1235 жыл бұрын
Seriously dude this guy lived a fantasy I didn't even dare to dream lol
@DrDizzleFrizzle5 жыл бұрын
@Pedro Abreu there's literally nothing in the story to suggest that, but sure
@thisguyrighthere36475 жыл бұрын
A communist.
@DrDizzleFrizzle5 жыл бұрын
@@thisguyrighthere3647 yep
@RoryGFan-394 жыл бұрын
@@thisguyrighthere3647 ok Joseph McCarthy...
@jim15505 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that dude on the right in plaid with the dead stare, is a robot installed from the Rock-afire Explosion band as crowd filler.
@MrShivshank5 жыл бұрын
i know right. i was like wtf is up with that guy, maybe he had to many edibles or was having a panic attack or something.
@MaxTrash015 жыл бұрын
He was probably uncomfortable with the massive amount of communism 😂
@SolaceCaelus5 жыл бұрын
He actually pops up in a few other vids and he always has that dead stare
@Poppacap795 жыл бұрын
He looks like Froggy Fresh.
@LightningNC5 жыл бұрын
2:16 -- _"... and so then I went to the college of Staten Island."_ OHHHHHH. Now all of the pieces fall into place.
@ohboy61394 жыл бұрын
"There's been revolutions all over and there will be one here eventually" And now we're living in it :')
@godens344 жыл бұрын
I feel like revolutions succeed when people come together, otherwise it's just business as usual
@angelnajar85995 жыл бұрын
After hearing 6 years I was done for lmao
@angelbishop41644 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is what would happen if Bernie Sanders did drugs...
@tylershowman85904 жыл бұрын
You think Bernie Sanders has never done drugs? Lmao
@nicholasjohnston41674 жыл бұрын
Angel Bishop Bernie definitely did do drugs
@Shenanigans112234 жыл бұрын
Except it’s DAMN well true, you’re just naive to see.
@ketercognitohazard3 жыл бұрын
You think Bernie doesn't currently smoke weed?
@nicholasguerra24983 жыл бұрын
If bernie sanders was your schmuck of a kinda cool uncle
@matthew-epurnell16105 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for featuring Eddie Peppitone on this show! He is an excellent comedian & I highly recommend seeing him live. I hope you're able to have him on this show again very soon.
@MachSea5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else always skip the intro?... What a horrible idea to spoil the story before it even starts.
@pucas4205 жыл бұрын
always
@MachSea5 жыл бұрын
@@pucas420 Ahh, an intellectual.
@michaelwlazlinski89675 жыл бұрын
Did you know they keep doing it because they dont read the comments.
@MachSea5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelwlazlinski8967 Wouldn't be surprised, boss.
@ProperlyGaming5 жыл бұрын
I mean the story is in the title on this one so no big deal, but yeah it can be annoying
@belleignacio45035 жыл бұрын
Pre Prozac hit me hard 😂 bruh I was 104 pounds and then I took Prozac and it’s been a year and I’ve gained 40 pounds despite doing the most workouts I’ve ever done and a professional dancer 🤦🏽♀️
@UrbanClimber4 жыл бұрын
Then dont Take it or make a Meth diet
@leiladekwatro31473 жыл бұрын
@@UrbanClimber bruuuuuhhhhhh😂😂😂
@UrbanClimber3 жыл бұрын
@@leiladekwatro3147 Amphetamin diet is enough
@babygorilla42335 жыл бұрын
Ben Shapiro be like, "and that is how left wing collages indoctrinates people".
@roxasreturns21834 жыл бұрын
Collages are pictures, just a heads up
@NoMaloneUnturned24 жыл бұрын
@@roxasreturns2183 LMAO
@junkiejackflash4 жыл бұрын
He's right. A collage I made eventually indoctrinated me into papier mache
@Sulposition4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, rules for radicals..disgusting.
@teo58364 жыл бұрын
I love that he keeps his few strands of hair on the top of his head lol gives a lot of character haha
@Planetless05 жыл бұрын
this old dude gives me flashbacks to when i was a cashier at walmart and old people would get really hostile with me
@mark1952able4 жыл бұрын
Max Baxley; He's only old physically.............
@mellownessuperstar26184 жыл бұрын
Hate the waste of money intros but LOVE the stories! Hilarious. "Blood flying everywhere.." Hahaha
@mickeygallz54835 жыл бұрын
"It's been going on forever" Amen
@koshar445 жыл бұрын
Young men have a bad habit of ruining good things. I know i did.
@Bedevere5 жыл бұрын
It's even worse when you ruined a good thing more than once....
@koshar445 жыл бұрын
@@Bedevere Its a sad country song indeed.
@noirling15 жыл бұрын
Young people, in general, have a certain way of sabotaging themselves when it comes to their love life.
@09smartin15 жыл бұрын
I messed up many things in my younger days. Still learning to be a decent man
@brocklefrog5 жыл бұрын
Right there with you bro, just keep looking forward.
@gabbyquigley5 жыл бұрын
Clicked to see if he was the professor or the student. 😂😂
@raphaelm72214 жыл бұрын
he'd be in jail
@seanbrennan54693 жыл бұрын
No he wouldn't iv known college professors who married students ...
@kendrom3 жыл бұрын
He’s a great storyteller. I really enjoyed listening to that.
@evantrim52095 жыл бұрын
"FATHER IM IN THE FAMILY"😂😂
@astrologicalbum66165 жыл бұрын
"IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOREVA"
@JesusGallardojg4 жыл бұрын
That little chuckle he has when describing his body in the 70's
@brimmyburner75305 жыл бұрын
"Are you my friend and my daddy?"
@papi_sativa4 жыл бұрын
the red-haired big girl w/ the choker chain is really feelin this story
@BodyByBenSLC4 жыл бұрын
He must have been gorgeous for her to put up with him for 6 years.
@Eeland_Stribling2 жыл бұрын
Eddie is one of the best comedians. Especially live. Unreal.
@RunsettsBricks2 жыл бұрын
This guy was fucking hilarious live, absolutely blew the other comics out of the water no conpetition
@bi-polarp76295 жыл бұрын
Old= Wisdom Old= Good Stories Old= Experience But most importantly...JOKES!
@YungHanamichi4 жыл бұрын
He’s a background character in Old School didn’t even notice until today I kept hearing “WHERE ARE U” in my head lmao
@belsnickel95685 жыл бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and was like, “Damm what happened to Tom Papa”
@ketercognitohazard3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@percussionpunisher86945 жыл бұрын
This was goddamn hilarious! Can’t wait for his special to be released!
@marktaps76115 жыл бұрын
If you want to skip the always lame intros go to 1:03
@lupesanchez69805 жыл бұрын
Your a true hero good sir. I tilt my hat to you, your a true gentleman and a scholar
@Jangmo_SC5 жыл бұрын
Ari did it better
@bleaumccray-morel83855 жыл бұрын
Mark Taps your doing God’s work bro
@Michaeljefferson90005 жыл бұрын
@@Jangmo_SC For me maybe half of Ari's intros were entertaining and even then only the first time. Everything else was boring at best and obnoxious at worst, to the point where I just skipped through them all. I mean, you can only see slow motion screaming so many times before you get tired of it.
@workingguy66665 жыл бұрын
How much of the lame comedy routine do I have to skip to get to the good part? Hell, the intro was far better than this guy's first half, so I'm giving up.
@mauromedrado9935 жыл бұрын
BAGUETTES!!!
@alexcoyg32814 жыл бұрын
Watched his netflix special a million times,just a super duper guy that Eddie!!
@ModTea5 жыл бұрын
His dad impression kinda sounds like Jerma's yell.
@hurrifanc.34345 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this man. One of the most underrated comedians today
@hediyehb90825 жыл бұрын
Same story with a happy ending, and you got yourself Emmanuelle Macron, the president of France
@flanexism01655 жыл бұрын
“What was that, you fuck?” I CANT
@articat5685 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this was actually one of my favorite stories yet
@nicerguise32254 жыл бұрын
Eddie Pepitone Always. Fucking. Slays.
@YouHadMeAtMoonPie3 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS. I’d love to see him live. Gotta find his podcast!
@arndarnd13515 жыл бұрын
“what’s the matter you fuck” i have never seen someone do that shit on this series and im so fucking glad it did LOL
@TheOrionApex Жыл бұрын
The "GEEZ!!" I hollered after he said 6-years. 😂
@NomNomGohan5 жыл бұрын
AYE the magical thicc girl is back in the front row and all is right with the world
@audreymuzingo9335 жыл бұрын
Hilarious as ever, but the ending is actually pretty sad. And think of how sorry we'd feel for him if he were a woman and the professor was a man.
@iliveontheinternet10095 жыл бұрын
Who says people don't feel sorry for him?
@audreymuzingo9335 жыл бұрын
@@iliveontheinternet1009 I certainly didn't.
@iliveontheinternet10095 жыл бұрын
@@audreymuzingo933 Then why would you comment that people would feel sorry for him if he was a woman in that situation?
@audreymuzingo9335 жыл бұрын
@@iliveontheinternet1009 Try rereading what I said, very slowly and carefully.
@iliveontheinternet10095 жыл бұрын
@@audreymuzingo933 "And think of how sorry we'd feel for him if he were a woman and the professor were a man" This suggests that no one left this video feeling sorry for him. Maybe you should reread what you wrote. Very slowly, of course
@ballisticmonkey9995 жыл бұрын
Has the funniest yelling voice next to Ari.
@jasonzcomedy3 жыл бұрын
"It's been going on FOREVER!"
@davis07305 жыл бұрын
What a set. I need this dude to be on The Church of What's Happening Now podcast.
@Navywalrus095 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! Could you fucking imagine him and Joey Diaz having a conversation!
@spacemama4 жыл бұрын
I wish an old photo of him from the 70's popped up. Great storyteller nonetheless.
@daves65035 жыл бұрын
She would take me to these parties where everyone's speaking different languages and talking about historical things......and then one of them would say "So Eddie, what do you do"? And I would say... I CAN PUT BREAD IN WATER! SEE THE BREAD GET BIGGA!? Fuck, that's funny.
@Kerorofan19905 жыл бұрын
Yo, that's Eddie from Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell!
@koshar445 жыл бұрын
Do it the Gary way!!
@raymondmcmale55325 жыл бұрын
Mate thats what I was thinking when I saw this video!
@kellywestall2554 жыл бұрын
I said the same shit
@xanaxodgrindcorelover91913 жыл бұрын
4:21 EXACTLY
@jeffreymartinez80285 жыл бұрын
He's really good.
@ManuelGonzalez-ut7tq5 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey martinez eddie pepitone is one of those comics you’ll never really hear about, unfortunately. He’s really good, but I guess he doesn’t get or seek the exposure he deserves.
@gordonfreeman-g5w3 жыл бұрын
Eddie Pepitone is underrated legendary comic man...
@user-li5jc9uo6k5 жыл бұрын
"What's the matter you fuck?!" I am dead LMFAO
@captaintattertot75475 жыл бұрын
When he yells he looks like a 50 year old smeagle
@politerudeboi68985 жыл бұрын
the revolution and the empire are constant
@soulflower8915 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious😂
@Smoochie718046 күн бұрын
“…Stanley Kowalski with a little bit of knowledge of how the workers were getting screwed” deserves a presidency
@user-zg1hl3np4d5 жыл бұрын
Game on, comrades
@v.a.25845 жыл бұрын
abolish the value-form and dick down your teachers???
@Lynxthejonin5 жыл бұрын
yo, another ancom? fuckin howdy
@steakcrust5585 жыл бұрын
Start 1:05 they delete this every time dont they??
@salvadorslim3234 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comedians
@dizzlex22 жыл бұрын
Only watched this because of YPFIGTH, and now my eyes are opened to a whole new world!
@felidiusz5 жыл бұрын
I admire his attempt to say "Lech Wałęsa", but he failed miserably....
@povkilla5 жыл бұрын
There's always someone who does some weird flex shit and you sir win that prize in this comment section. Just because you think you know how to say Lech Walesa's name more correctly doesn't make you better, or smarter for that reason. Again, that's some extra weird, weird flex.
@felidiusz5 жыл бұрын
@@povkilla Nah, I don`t feel better or smarter. And it`s actually impressive that he knows about that uprising in polish shipyard. But try to imagine a foreigner horribly mispronouncing names like: Barack Obama, Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, Dalai Lama or Nelson Mandela. It feels a little cringy. And it`s not one of those really hard polish names like "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz", its easy actually.
@Hatingmeisconforming5 жыл бұрын
I love Eddie!!
@henryng35835 жыл бұрын
The non cuban coco diaz
@messylife37935 жыл бұрын
Its hard to find raw talent in guy this old, its udually to honed for my taste. Good to see someone hold on to their youthful mind. Respect. But whyd they fire ari? Im drunk.
@mikebarnes74415 жыл бұрын
Because he was fucking annoying
@zittytiddy91902 жыл бұрын
I choked when he said “I PUT BREAD IN WATER. SEE THE BREAD GET BIGGER!?”
@carolyntalbot9475 жыл бұрын
I had a huge crush on the professor of my Civil War Literature class. If he had invited me to his place to explain Realism I would have lost my mind.
@akilasmith60635 жыл бұрын
His outburts reminds me of Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein. Very funny.
@larrythebag5 жыл бұрын
IT'S FRANKENSTEEN!
@akilasmith60635 жыл бұрын
@@larrythebag lol. Indeed it is.
@FinneySP5 жыл бұрын
Akila Smith very astute holy shit
@akilasmith60635 жыл бұрын
@@FinneySP why, thank you sir.
@najtrows2 жыл бұрын
Eddie has such a fucking wonderful way of making any story into the best story you ever heard. I would fucking love to see him write a Broadwayshow or something like that :D
@Zaedin7105 жыл бұрын
Also, who let Emperor Palpatine off his meds? Guys? We talked about this....
@mikebarnes74415 жыл бұрын
He dont need no Prozac!!
@Bizzczar5 жыл бұрын
Big Up Eddie Pepitone¡!
@ethandray92615 жыл бұрын
The intro 😂
@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon5 жыл бұрын
Ew. You watch the intros?
@duke32502 жыл бұрын
Eddie slayed at Skankfest South. what a killer
@firk_figgler4 жыл бұрын
The best tortured soul ever to grace hell
@jackryan97004 жыл бұрын
My favorite tortured soul of all time
@atomisedman62354 жыл бұрын
Baguettes were inevitable after he said beret
@jasonkillagen66785 жыл бұрын
6 years a hustler. What a boss.
@franfranfrancis5 жыл бұрын
LOVE LOVE LOVE EDDIE PEPITONE!
@nicholasjohnston92205 жыл бұрын
anyone else know him as Eddie Bastille from the show Maron?