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You can tell he is getting more comfortable because he is working all three sides of the stage. I really want this brother to win.

Ari could've traumatized him if he whispered on the phone, "The mushrooms got on boots." LMFAO!!

He ate an entire bag of mushrooms & said "They needed some salt but they was alright" WOW!!! 😂😂😂

Ali: "Billy! Hurry up! Someone's trying to take me!" Billy: "It is me!" Ali: "Who is me?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He says "so I'm sitting there and the city takes a picture of me"..lmao

It's a crime that this talented man doesn't have more comedy out. The way he tells stories is so captivating. Comedians like this are a rare breed.

I've been addicted to heroin for 11 years, after trying out psilocybin treatment I will be 2 years clean

he’s lucky that elevator didn’t have mirrors inside he might never got out 😹

When he said he ate the whole bag I let out a soft....gentle "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!"

“Mexican’s got on boots” will forever be my favorite segment! This man is so funny 😂

I have been mostly sad but after taking shrooms few months ago, l feel much happier and highly motivated and my ADHD gone , lost a ton of anxiousness and had a few epiphanies about how I should live my life. I decided to buy an ounce for backup, but haven’t yet felt the need to take any more since then.

I honestly don't care if ANY of this actually happened. His story telling ability makes it worth the watch.

"Well you ain't got nothin' to worry about cuz you ain't famous!" *"Whatever lady!!"* 😂😂😂

Ali’s “This Is Not Happening” performances are all so legendary & memorable. He only gets better and better lol

Psilocybin containing mushroom saved my life. Never had a bad trip.

"Hurry up. Someone is trying to take me!" "It is me!"

"BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!" I just about died!

Why is it that when he’s telling his stories I feel like I’m right there? Great talent.

I’m hollering 😂😂😂 “Hey ma’am what are you doing in my room…this is the elevator “.

His story telling ability is straight crack. I'm hooked.

I saw Ali Siqqiq and clicked so fast! This dude is a legend!

You can tell he’s from Texas when he said “Pimp C died in a hotel room in California!”

Just discovered him yesterday, been binge watching since then

"WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT PUTS A POOL ON THE SIXTH FLOOR!"

"I'm in quicksand, not goin' anywhere!" 😂

Hope Ali makes it big. He's one of the funniest comedians out now.

Ari grabs Ali's head and says "mitchell....this not gon be good"

Been waiting on Ali for a minute. Dude legit!!

Ari needs to stop drugging people 😂😂

Ali Siddiq kills it every time, on TV & his LIVE shows. He's HILARIOUS!! 🤣

Bruh you hungry Naww I just ate some mushroom chips I'm good💀💀💀

Last time I took mushrooms I sat in my room, on my bed, wrapped in my blanket and watched 'Big Hero 6". I remember laughing and crying and then staring out the window at nature as the sun came up. all in all a good night

10:45 When he was doing the "Lawn mower cutting grass" part he gave my high ass Dave Chappelle vibe for a moment there 😆

He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard. This is a major talent. Why doesn't he have more specials? Please I need more Ali! He tells story's and I feel like I'm there witnessing what he's talking about.. Keep it up Ali.🤩😅

After Mexico’s got boots I couldn’t wait for another one .... keep them coming

Even though ive heard Ali say "i dont want a netflix special, i want comedy central," i think he *needs* one so all the folks who are unfamiliar with him can see(and laugh) at his brilliance. Good to see him stayin busy cause hes one of my favorite(top 10) comics of the past 20yrs....

I stopped this, put it on the big TV and restarted to watch with my husband. I laughed so hard!

There's something so charismatic about him. When he's on, the story is over too soon.

one of the best descriptions of tripping I've heard, could imagine myself going through all the those same thoughts, and gone through the experience of being in a elevator myself while, and it's fucking intense, I was splayed with my back against the wall, arms outstretched grasping the walls at what I can only imagine were at ridiculous angles............and after a few minutes realized I hadn't even pressed the button, I'd just been imagining it was moving and that it was a really long way up

That part about the grass..It's amazing how mushrooms can give you an empathy towards nature.

I've seen this clip like 50 times and it kills me EVERY time!! Ali is AMAZING!!

i watched this segment so many times and just now realized that he was with billy sorrels and this makes the whole story even funnier

I lost it when he said, "THE MUSHROOMS. THEY TAKING OFF MY BLACK" I was wheezing so hard I lost my breath and almost passed out😂

Billy i got the Michael Jackson 😂😂😂

This man is literally my new favorite comedian I cannot get enough

One of the few stand up comedians that can make me lol forreal when im watching his sets by myself

..... Nobody is paying attention to the fact that after *Billy* purchased his chicken, it took him *15 minutes* before Ali would let Billy back in his *own car!* ..... Lmaoooooo 😂 hahahaha!!

*Mushrooms got on boots*

I cried, this was good. The brown towel part and dancing in the mirror, great stuff.

I never knew of Ali before this series and I'm so Greatful, he is amazing!

They need to show this in airports and hospitals because it always makes me smile no matter what’s going wrong

Ari should’ve looked at him and been like “ALI, THIS AIN’T GONE BE GOOD!!!”

One of the best storyteller comedians I know. I love this man!

Him on mushrooms is like Andres grandma. If you know, you know

"MA'AM. What are YOU doing in MY room?!"

I clicked on this faster than Mitchell ran behind the gate.

I'm 63 years old and I got 30 years in Chicago penitentiary everything you say is so real and thank you for letting people know that it's actually happen

He is one of the funniest dudes I ever listened to hands down. Super underrated

Just this afternoon I was reminiscing for the first time in many years about the old days and tripping. O my lord the funky things that happen, I'd just not though of for so very long. And now, 15 hours later.... This ! Both times the kind of ab-wrenching breath-grabbing laughs known only to those who "partook". And these ridiculous and joyful laughs - - they are truly a mitzvoh. Thank you so for this fabulously delivered tale 🏇

Someone gave me a big bag of mushrooms one time. I had never had them before, we were at a party. I ate them all, not knowing what else I was supposed to do, then I went about my night. About half an hour later, I started seeing the flashes he was talking about. I went into a bedroom and found this coffeetable book of Van Gogh paintings. I decided I had to pee so I took the book into the bathroom. I sat down because it was just too much work to pee standing up. About 5 hours later someone found me in the bathroom, my friends had been looking for me for the whole time. They had called the police because they thought I wandered off somewhere. I swear on my mom it felt like I was sitting on that toilet for no longer than 10 minutes. Those paintings were talking to me, though

“I decided I’m going to swim 🏊‍♂️ to my room” Lmao 🤣

This is the kind of story where I don't even care if it's made up. It's so fun

Ali's comedic style is everything...looooove THIS dude 💞

😂Now we need Billy's perspective of the story😂

Dude made a lot of mushroom mistakes haha

I adore him. Such a great storyteller!

Just discovered him, freaking love him already

"Hey MAM, what are YOU doing in MY room?..."

i am a vegetarian... i eat mushrooms all the time, in pizza, in meatloaf....wait what? :D

I live 40 minutes from Oakland, yet can't find a source to buy psilocybin(mushroom). Anyone have any ideas?

"WHATEVER LADY!" Lmaoooooooo And then she told him to drink some milk, hell yeah x3

“Sir are you going to be okay” “Ma,ma I’m going too 6” Ok I get the joke, he thought “be okay” was a location 🤣🤣🤣

Having been in similar experiences with mushrooms before, this video game me horrible anxiety while laughing from start to finish. Great story.

This guy really made me laugh. One of the better story tellers.

That guy laughing his ass of in the background is a shroom connoisseur 😂😂😂

"I said Heyyy junkie..." That part had me rollin. He knew his momma been through some thangs. Hahaha

Killig it for over two decades. Needs more exposure.

The swimming on the wavy hotel carpet is exactly the same thing I experienced. One of my most fond memories of shrooms I’ll always remember

I remember watching his first one years ago and looking for more material from him. I'm glad it only took 3 years for me to find this one lol.

He is my favorite!!! Please have more of him !! I’ve been waiting!!!

"BILLY , BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!" 😂😂💀💀

I have seen this three times in lest than a week, still makes me cry 😂this guy is amazing

Someone needs to animate this lol

I was on shrooms once (never been after that)... I got into the apartment of a friends friend in shrooms and left while still in shrooms and to this day I have no concept at all how big the apartment was. Sometimes it felt really tiny with a huge TV... sometimes it felt like a damn bowling alley with the TV being far as hell. I also remember staring at a mousepad that had a graphic of a cartoon sunflower on it... and it was swaying in the wind. I put my hand on it, but it still kept swaying in the image... I saw it from between my fingers. Crazy stuff. A very memorable trippy experience however. Oh and when I went outside, the color were so vibrant and beautiful I just couldn't stop looking around like I was admiring the graphics of a videogame. I also kept touching plants and leaves etc. just out of pure curiosity. It had a pretty relaxing vibe at that point and a nice appreciation of.. life in general.

This dude has quickly become one of my favorite stand ups.

Ali is so talented, it feels original in the sense of there’s no influences of other comics shining through.

That's a stellar storyteller right there. I was hooked from the beginning till the end. So good.

Ali Siddiq!!!!!!!!! #1 funniest story in the history of this show back for another round!

I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON, BILLY

Just saw him in Nashville tonight. This dude is BRILLIANT!!!!

I laughed so hard. I had tears, my lungs were wheezing that i needed an Albuterol wheezer. I thought I was going to have to call ems from not breathing and heart attack. Ur so awesome!

His presentation is unique. Anyone experienced in those edibles can certainly relate. Everyone is missin’ it that hasn’t

"Hey ma'am, what are you *snap* doin in my room?" 😂😂😂

Between ali siddiq and joey diaz I literally listen to them every morning!!! They are the best story tellers and are f@#$ing hilarious!!

One of the greatest, if not the greatest comedy clips that i have seen recently

I see I'm not the only one been waiting for Ali. lol

As soon as he said.."hey Billy" I was done!!!!!!!! Had to pause it.. I can't even finish this video right now.. this guy is amazing

This is hilarious and I love shrooms. But I couldn't imagine dosing unintentionally like this and how that would play out. He maintained himself very well.

Prison riot will always be my favorite, but this was also hilarious 😂