Men writing female characters

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@Shinobuchaaaa Жыл бұрын

"She was short and petite and weak. She was skinny but not too skinny ,she was curvy in the right amount and places... Her bright amber eyes and her honey like skin shined in the sun , making her look like a fallen angel....Her soft and bright smile with her rosey lips lit up the whole place . She looked like a enchanting princess. She looked no different from the models in the magazine , but she didn't care about things like that .. she was different .....she was .....unique .

@benzosiara Жыл бұрын

THATS ON POINT

@nomecognome8737 Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I've read this exact description before Lol

@Joseph_rma Жыл бұрын

A "Fallen" Angel? loool

@439801RS Жыл бұрын

(She was mine...)

@theyoungg1590 Жыл бұрын

Fallen angels… so a demon?

@juliee.7072 2 жыл бұрын

"She smoked French cigarettes and sometimes she disappeared for days, but I knew she would always come back and I loved her for it, for her wild, mysterious nature"

@luvlysar 2 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a Livin the Vida Loca lyric

@jordanrayne4779 2 жыл бұрын

Alaska Young

@luvlysar 2 жыл бұрын

@@jordanrayne4779 oh ok. I definitely just dated myself with my comment, lol

@weetzybat 2 жыл бұрын

Can i read the rest of this tho

@immortaltillprovenmortal3240 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh, this is basically the plot for Paper towns- by John Green

@liviiblahblah4359 3 ай бұрын

"How men, 12 year old girls, and Colleen Hoover write women"

@lilyachernik942 2 ай бұрын

😂

@aaronbolser9579 2 ай бұрын

Exactly what I thought lol

@agustdrip1960 2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@obvi.angell 2 ай бұрын

I’m 12 and this is exactly how I write my female characters as.😭 I’m sure it’s just a phase though, it’ll go soon.

@oliverzwatermelongum 2 ай бұрын

some girl in my class is reading colleen hoover , i just remembered

@diaismid 4 ай бұрын

wattpad writers: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

@amanda45615 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Editz_by_Letrixx 25 күн бұрын

wrote it down! lmao

@sfk1doesstuff207 11 күн бұрын

Got it alllllll copied

@lunathemoon64 2 жыл бұрын

“She was different.” Basically any author writing a female character.

@Undefinedde 2 жыл бұрын

ikr

@Vexarax 2 жыл бұрын

A recent one I listened to on audiobook was Girl on the Train and it was pretty good because the main character was an alcoholic who had put on a lot of weight who sort of spied on people out the train windows. She was idolizing some other chick who was super pretty, but the chick turned out to be a real mess herself. No one was 'special' at the end of the day and it was actually a pretty good story. I like it when people can just be people, even if they're hiding secrets or whatever. I definitely notice the difference between that and say, Harlan Coben females. Every female he writes is 'so special and unique and only the main male character could appreciate how special and unique she is' and yeah she stuffs her face with food and never gains an ounce of fat on her perfect slim supermodel body which is so sweet and endearing, and doesn't wear makeup which only accentuates her natural stunning beauty, haha. and he was the only man who could truly love her of course :p

@hinamiravenroot7162 2 жыл бұрын

Who would read a book about a normal girl doing uninteresting daily activities?

@Vexarax 2 жыл бұрын

@@hinamiravenroot7162 it's a fine line. Because ordinary people, with flaws and problems etc, can still end up in crazy situations or on the run from the law or learning magic or whatever depending on the genre. It's when you make the character perfect in every way to the extent it's unrealistic, and even their flaws are just cute little quirks, then make the crazy stuff happen to them - it's just too much and makes a book pretty boring for many people, mostly because it's so unrealistic? It's not about the activities they're doing, but about how the person is being characterized if that makes sense :)

@ZachariahMBaird 2 жыл бұрын

Basically any author writing any character.

@Dailyfiver 10 ай бұрын

“Her eyes were like stars. Not because they twinkled, but because they were so far apart.”

@BrianLocke 10 ай бұрын

That's hilarious.

@TheHiddenRealities 10 ай бұрын

I just survived a tornado, TODAY, and this is so funny I just about shit laughing. Thanks man.

@Dailyfiver 10 ай бұрын

@@TheHiddenRealities I’m glad you’re okay dude! We had tornado sirens last week out here in Michigan too! Comedy always helps 🤘

@DaSunfish 10 ай бұрын

This made me laugh so hard

@Dailyfiver 10 ай бұрын

@@DaSunfish I’m so very glad

@EvelynnEndgame 4 ай бұрын

The coffee part is so true, here's a quote from a book I'm reading right now. "Nola was a lot taller than Birdie, had skin the colour of coffee with lots of cream stirred in" . . .

@_StrayKidsForever_ 3 ай бұрын

“And that cream was human made”

@latiasswings 3 ай бұрын

@@_StrayKidsForever_HEOP?

@_StrayKidsForever_ 3 ай бұрын

@@latiasswings indeed. ‘It was made from the softest, creamiest milk I had ever seen, in fact it was from my most recent interest…although I had never felt this way about anyone before..’

@SugarandSarcasm 2 ай бұрын

😂

@Rose-ghostsnflowers 2 ай бұрын

Tbf coffee with a lot of cream still takes on a darker color when stirred, like caramel? But then JUST USE CARAMEL AS AN EXAMPLE.

@sweetbabyboo5 Ай бұрын

“She was like a cup of coffee” Me:👀👀👀👀👀👀 “With a lot of milk in it, she was White” Me: There it is 😂😂😂 Spot on

@mirahs_world 8 сағат бұрын

Ahaha yep. Gotta love the food/drink references when describing skin tone. Would love to read more books with coffee toned love interests ☕️🫶🏾

@extendedpotato Жыл бұрын

"Not a single person noticed her" so that's how she stole all those hotel bibles without getting caught

@maddienickerson7183 Жыл бұрын

i thought it was because she looked like a ghost from how white she was lol

@specialfriend2061 Жыл бұрын

I would like you comment but it's at 666 likes rn

@kidvillain7094 Жыл бұрын

@@specialfriend2061 Just use your holy powers to relinquish this like button demon.

@kidvillain7094 Жыл бұрын

@@specialfriend2061 ✝️🛐

@cyanimation1605 Жыл бұрын

Makes you wonder how everyone called her "Abs" if no one noticed her

@davidmohan1095 Жыл бұрын

I love that everyone called her "Abs" but "no one noticed her". 10 out of 10

@starfruitiger Жыл бұрын

👏🏽

@jlms69 Жыл бұрын

By "everyone", he means him.

@G3E007 Жыл бұрын

this is an example of the importance of reading after finishing writting... i dont think that was made deliberately

@camradrip3730 Жыл бұрын

You know, there's such a thing as a metaphor.

@mamorumobushi2217 Жыл бұрын

@@camradrip3730and that's not an example🤡

@user-hj6zi8sn5e 3 ай бұрын

'She didn't care about appearances but was the most beautiful woman you'd ever see'

@_StrayKidsForever_ 18 күн бұрын

“She never bathed or did skincare, in fact she didn’t even know what it was. She smelled like expired fudge and sunshine, her hair like a wet rat but it didn’t look bad it looked beautiful, sweeping over her shoulders”

@AquaComputerVR 4 ай бұрын

"Her hands could move fast in a kitchen, because she spent most of her life there"

@nothankyou2949 2 ай бұрын

STOP 💀

@wastrelperv Ай бұрын

Wife material. 😍

@I-love-my-comrades Ай бұрын

💀💀

@Itakepicturesofthesun Ай бұрын

Just like when Burger King posted on twitter that "women belong in the kitchen" trying to be inclusive by saying that they hire a lot of women. But yeah that didn't turn out well.

@_StrayKidsForever_ Ай бұрын

“Her hands moved even faster on my certain body part..”

@SparklesNJazz Жыл бұрын

“She had no personality beyond shrugging and biting her lip, in fact she didn’t even say more than one word sentences, but she was unique. She was mysterious.”

@deondsouza2963 Жыл бұрын

She was Bella Swan.

@idontevenknowanymore3400 Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ifellonaknife Жыл бұрын

oh wait that's just me irl

@nr5755 Жыл бұрын

Bella vibes

@Floof1122 Жыл бұрын

maybe she's autistic 🤔

@samanthafriginal3705 Жыл бұрын

"No one noticed her except for me" but then every male character they encounter becomes enamored with her

@ldm290b8 Жыл бұрын

And thus suddenly a threat that I have to defend, because she needed "protection" from all the trash that all other men are EXCEPT for me. 😅

@lele_noobzilla Жыл бұрын

nobody notices her until her love interest does, then every man on earth loves her at first sign

@0mn1P4wn4g3 Жыл бұрын

That's actually the woman written YA version

@bleedinghearts4768 Жыл бұрын

@@ldm290b8 giving YOU vibes frfr

@unnatirathi23 Жыл бұрын

Fr 💀

@jameshughes6355 Ай бұрын

Is it weird that I'm enjoying all the different ways that Stanzi is miming typing the words

@Rue_Acino Ай бұрын

Omg I thought I was the only one noticing this lmfao

@nalastwin 26 күн бұрын

@@Rue_Acinosame

@Forever_alone-but-not-lonely 3 ай бұрын

"she was 22 and 4'5, she was short and fragile"

@skydecay69 2 ай бұрын

“fragile in terms of thinness , yet no alot , i dont care , she also had a rare disease which stops the growth of her hair of hands and legs **only** ”

@Dreamycupid 6 күн бұрын

@@skydecay69 LMFAO REAL

@favegossipgirl Жыл бұрын

"everyone just called her abs" "not a single person noticed her"

@makbones3481 Жыл бұрын

😂

@elijahsmall5873 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@JuneKG231 Жыл бұрын

Woooow. U blowin my mind. Haha. I didnt put it together but its so true.

@thereccher8746 Жыл бұрын

These writers think "muscular women aren't part of the cultural beauty paradigm, and my attraction to them counts as a fetish, so it's not technically sexualizing them."

@ny_cruz Жыл бұрын

“She had an appropriate amount of freckles.” “She ate lots of food but never gained any weight”. 😂😂😂

@JustCallMeEmily Жыл бұрын

"Her name was Aurora Borealis, but everyone called her A Bore"

@Maya_hee Жыл бұрын

Perfectly describes those protagonists to be fair.

@carag2567 Жыл бұрын

This should be pinned.

@skips_51 Жыл бұрын

lol

@terra9074 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED

@kananmatsuuralover Жыл бұрын

You forgot to add "tion"

@karmaflavor3443 4 ай бұрын

That computer got one good massage.

@DELottProductions Ай бұрын

Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen.

@lucianhartt3123 6 күн бұрын

Yes!

@justinharvey7398 Күн бұрын

@@lucianhartt3123May I see it?

@obscuriguity4365 Жыл бұрын

i was getting worried that she might have an inappropriate amount of freckles, but when she clarified that she didnt i was relieved

@blooms454 Жыл бұрын

Bro these comments have me in stitches this made me laugh so hard 😂

@goazer2 Жыл бұрын

A line like appropriate amount of freckles is the most woman writer line I've ever heard. I thought she was making a joke about writing a self insert character until I read the title.

@romantic_hippie Жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣

@romantic_hippie Жыл бұрын

@@blooms454 I actually chuckled too 🤣

@senthousand1000 Жыл бұрын

Nice comment

@derekwestbrook9383 2 жыл бұрын

“Everyone called her abs” “she wasn’t noticeable to anyone” it really do be conflicting

@flameepidemic4839 2 жыл бұрын

Probably meant like the one friend she has and her parents and i can bet her parents are abusive which is why shes so different 😂

@comradeleppi2000 2 жыл бұрын

@@flameepidemic4839 😂 this one

@Mystery9870 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly tho I think I'd notice someone if people called them "ABS" of all names

@DanDCool 2 жыл бұрын

Oh right lol

@ShayerSUtsho 2 жыл бұрын

add "because she was different" to the list of contradictions xD

@jeremiahgabriel5709 2 ай бұрын

My favorite "men writing female characters" will always be the first time I bumped into that category of meme, and it was the "She breasted boobily" paragraph. I cackled for probably 20 minutes straight, with a friend I had at the time. If you've not read it I strongly encourage you to do so.

@anaareasfodor 4 ай бұрын

"She was a mix of wild-child and sphinx. Her stark hazel eyes reminded me of a great , big squall , and the last embers of an ancient forest fire. "

@luckyDancer100 2 жыл бұрын

Usually the book description is “she was extremely plain,” but then Meghan Fox plays her in the movie version lmao.

@diamond_dogs 2 жыл бұрын

But she ugly and quirky cause she wore glasses tho

@Sniper-gz5cl 2 жыл бұрын

@@diamond_dogs dont forget that she wears her hair in a ponytail, so she can change it and remove the glasses to become hot and popular at around 40% of the movie because one of the popular kids, usually a boy, has to get together with her because of a dare or something similar just so she can have a "popular" new peer group who she thinks she belongs to now, but they are actually kind of mean, just to realize at 80% of the movie that her old friends she started to treat like shit are the real friends after she found out that the popular guy just cared for her becuase of a dare and she can get a 3. look that is a mix up of the ponytail glasses look and the sexy look and now at 95% of the movie she gets together with the guy who used her again because he caught feelings for her and she changed him for the better because thats how it works apparently and now everyone is happy ever after exept the "popular" peer group since she got revenge on them somehow.

@advait03 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sniper-gz5cl buddy this the plot of some Dhar Mann video

@advait03 2 жыл бұрын

Hermione in a nutshell

@unicornfabuloso 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sniper-gz5cl POV: you just finished watching she’s all that

@littlemrsmods7998 2 жыл бұрын

‘She didn’t need to wear make up like other girls because she was so unrealistically beautiful with absolutely flawless skin already’

@wetworms. 2 жыл бұрын

"she never shaved her arms or legs, they were naturally hairless. She had never pooped before, not even once."

@ynsmessybun9548 2 жыл бұрын

@@wetworms. plss not the pooping😭

@ABAO2009 2 жыл бұрын

Even her zits were perfect

@eniryuuoke7446 2 жыл бұрын

Kaitlyn W 🤣

@selvakumarn4683 2 жыл бұрын

@@ABAO2009 ah yes, the non-existent zits

@ouchtor 4 ай бұрын

As a dude, I approve of this video. I laughed my ass off 😭😭😭

@obvi.angell 2 ай бұрын

LOL😭😭😭

@farsha-cp6et 3 ай бұрын

This also sounds like that quirky heroine in every teenager's YA novel

@NovelTeaOne 2 жыл бұрын

She was average height not too tall and not too short, her shape was like a perfect hourglass, her breasts reminded me of two perfectly modest grapefruits, her small waist and curvy hips complimented her voluptuous figure which tapered down to her petite shoes, which happened to be converse high tops. She couldn't see how beautiful she was, but I could, I was that only one who could see her for the true jewel she is.

@eloisegodet7022 2 жыл бұрын

The accuracy makes me feel sick

@RhythmAddictedState 2 жыл бұрын

People who compare breasts to fruits make me sick 😂😭

@XiELEd4377 2 жыл бұрын

@@RhythmAddictedState people who compare everything about a person to food just makes me feel like they're a cannibal

@vanyel_etc8695 2 жыл бұрын

Writer: "she had no idea how beautiful she was" Also the writer: "she went to the gym every day"

@aestheticcat8976 2 жыл бұрын

@@XiELEd4377 LOL 🤣😂

@JessiTheBestiGaming Жыл бұрын

You forget to mention her perfect C cups, shimmering blue orbs, and her tan and toned legs. Her hair was thick and blonde and fell like a perfect curtain down her back. She had such perfect hair, there was never a split end or a tangle. She never had to brush her hair, and she woke up in the morning with a dewy glow, bronzer and mascara already applied by the makeup fairies the night before. Oh and she was a 25 year old virgin nympho too.

@SilverLady52 Жыл бұрын

The makeup fairies 😂😂😂

@Daisy_518 Жыл бұрын

The specificity😩

@JessiTheBestiGaming Жыл бұрын

@@Daisy_518 🤣🤣

@chapablo Жыл бұрын

I would like to know more about her boo- about her.

@Aeimos Жыл бұрын

Nice writing! Exactly! Although I can go without the "bronze" as White as snow legs are preferable. The Whiter the better. Low melanin = nectar of the gods.

@gwensdiary_xoxo 2 ай бұрын

NAH SHE WAS GIVING THE KEYBOARD A FULL ON MASSAGE THERAPY APPOINTMENT I CANT and as a writer ish and reader i can confirm this is mostly true 😭

@TheSadMusician Ай бұрын

Nobody notices her, yet everyone calls her abs

@coena9377 2 жыл бұрын

“Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white.” That made me laugh. Not exhale out of my nose, but like properly laugh. Peak comedy.

@cinderleaves3949 2 жыл бұрын

“Quick we need a way to describe someone’s skintone in the most complicated way possible!” “Compare them to coffee with extra steps!” “Perfect!”

@spectre9340 2 жыл бұрын

No but fr they always describe girls having olive or tan skin but they're never a woman of color 😂

@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx 2 жыл бұрын

I chuckled at that, too! You can't make this shit up 😂

@tyneekaw15 2 жыл бұрын

SAME! 🤣

@khxliakhxlia3605 2 жыл бұрын

As soon as they said coffee skin I was like holdup they actually have someone with dark skin in a book?! Then they said lots of milk I just chuckled. I should have known lol

@hoseokismyhope3351 2 жыл бұрын

"not a single person noticed her, except for me" accurate but i bet you there'll still be at least 5 scenes of everyone in the room turning their heads and whispering about her natural beauty, some random guy hitting on her, some variant of SA that is offensively downplayed, multiple comments on her body by random male characters who just have to let the protag know how hot his companion is

@cassettetape7643 2 жыл бұрын

bUt hE's ThE onE tHat sEes HeR inSiDes! ... Hold on-

@random_meta 2 жыл бұрын

@@cassettetape7643 imagining a series about a guy with x-ray vision, literally falling for the girl with the healthiest insides 🤔

@caradanellemcclintock8178 2 жыл бұрын

And she will be so innocent and naive that she won't notice they are hitting on her and she just doesn't realize how attractive she really is and as he would be a knockout if she tried as little

@solaceseries 2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of You for some reason.

@VladGrim 2 жыл бұрын

@@random_meta Husband material, literally 😂

@FrogRatt 3 ай бұрын

I love how they write about women wearing vintage t-shirts with bands on the or whatever, but when we actually wear them, they freak out and are like “Oh my god! Name 3 songs, metal music is for men only.” Blah blah blah, it’s so annoying

@Kommander_Rahnn 10 күн бұрын

Literally no one has ever said "metal music is for men only"

@Blessedliving24 Ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure Suzanne collins wrote Katniss like this. There’s also the hollow vows which was written by a woman.

@user-vh1pn9ks6v Жыл бұрын

She was not like other girls. While most girls have two legs, she had four. Her fur was always glowing and her tail always swung with beautiful natural energy. I love my cat ❤

@triumphaladarkshadow4388 Жыл бұрын

She was not like other girls. Instead of borrowing and never returning my sweaters, she just sat on them. While they were still in the closet, of course.

@cinchro Жыл бұрын

She isn't t like other girls. While most girls would key my car she claws at my favorite chair. I too love my cat.

@doggo6517 Жыл бұрын

Unlike other girls, who would yell at me when I got home form work, she would yell at me when I got home from work. But in a cat way.

@S0meRandomPerson Жыл бұрын

- She is not like any other girls. She always playing hard to get. Whenever I call out her name, she would never come to me. She never even bother to look at me. I even try calling out her name while shaking a box of food but, the result are still the same. She can't be bought by anything, not even food! Though, that make her a brave, unique, strong independent woman. I truly love my cat. (Oh my stars, I didn't notice how long I actually wrote this and this litreally turn into a freaking paragraph. I apologise for that.)

@commandercaptain4664 Жыл бұрын

She was not like other girls. Most girls would chew me out for doing things they wouldn’t approve. But my cat girl would only chew on my face when I died. She was courteous and patient like that, always staring at me, willing death upon me, despite the hearty heap of tuna I left in her bowl everyday.

@OwOpepsi Жыл бұрын

"No one else noticed her. Except for me. I noticed her. Because I was stalking her."

@StarAnimationsBr 11 ай бұрын

Lol

@Some_username-zo3rs 11 ай бұрын

Oh damn I lowkey want to read that honestly

@thebinlgbtisbabadook7832 11 ай бұрын

😅😂

@kikithepupper6774 11 ай бұрын

"Hey.. You"

@TheLonelyGhostArt 11 ай бұрын

STAHP IM USING THAT-

@ZebraOnYourNose Ай бұрын

AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PARTOF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR NOVEL?

@Colorlightt Ай бұрын

Yes~!

@ZebraOnYourNose Ай бұрын

@@Colorlightt ...may I read it?

@Pining_for_the_fjords Ай бұрын

@@ZebraOnYourNoseNo

@pickledoc8807 Ай бұрын

her laptop interprets hand motions into words…where do i get one of those💻

@oleanders55 9 ай бұрын

" Her smile was like the sun. Not because it lit his day; because it was yellow. "

@AnnaAlderink 9 ай бұрын

lmfaooo 🤣

@moonlight.flowernight 9 ай бұрын

Lol🤣

@convulsiive 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Paint_the_sky_yours 9 ай бұрын

I don't like being called out like that. 😅

@singingcat02 9 ай бұрын

That’s a very good one

@R0L0s Жыл бұрын

She was different. She didnt get her period so she didnt act hysterical like all women do, yet she could still bear a child.

@dealusion Жыл бұрын

THIS

@esperanza___ Жыл бұрын

Hysterical😂😂🤣

@courtneyj9906 Жыл бұрын

I wish that was me lol. I’d love to have no period yet still have kids lol.

@mcbedo6568 Жыл бұрын

@@courtneyj9906 idk if you'd want that once you find out the actual harm lack of period does to our actual body and health, not having period doesn't only mean inability to bear children. It's terrifying once i learnt about it.

@eh8778 Жыл бұрын

@@mcbedo6568 okay but Can I get mc Donalds

@Iexist-hv3og 27 күн бұрын

Well now we need a story character who only goes by “Abs” lol

@Jaderabbit3485 2 ай бұрын

I love that everyone in school would 100% know this girl AT LEAST as the kid who's parents had the audacity to give her such a clunky main character name.

@_.SpaghettiMuffins._ 2 жыл бұрын

“Everyone calls her Abs” (10 minutes later) “no one noticed her” Does everyone know her or not?

@xxqueenofdarkness 2 жыл бұрын

They don't talk to her because she is .. Different. She doesn't fit in. Other girls talk behind her back. But everyone knows her and admires her secretly.

@PawsBoff 2 жыл бұрын

It's okay......'we' know her now..... (😂😂😂)

@ibtsamjadoh9988 2 жыл бұрын

@@xxqueenofdarkness "there's something just so special about her and only I know it. I know because I've spent the whole night under her bed......just watching...how beautiful she is"

@jamesacolatse7447 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Sora-cv6ds 2 жыл бұрын

@@ibtsamjadoh9988 💀💀💀

@John-cq3py 2 жыл бұрын

I read a book where the author was describing a girl's "virgin legs".

@CogSpartan 2 жыл бұрын

This one has access to citrus. No rickets or bow legs

@bunnybox3352 2 жыл бұрын

Can someone look at my legs and tell i’m *not* a virgin??? do they change with sex??

@theAisle14panda 2 жыл бұрын

@@bunnybox3352 Nope and nope.

@weetzybat 2 жыл бұрын

@@CogSpartan 😆😂

@hoshismadnessindontlie8635 2 жыл бұрын

🤮

@Morhan_Jehnez 3 ай бұрын

'An appropriate amount of freckles' 🗿

@user-ur5iw6pt4d 3 ай бұрын

Stanzi: Casually gives computer full body deep tissue massage

@msalexxa2012 2 жыл бұрын

“She even cut her own hair…” “Not a single person noticed her, except for me, I noticed her hair line wasn’t even.”

@AngryZukoHere 2 жыл бұрын

Bro this actually made me laugh out loud

@umitencho 2 жыл бұрын

Breathes

@darkstarr984 2 жыл бұрын

“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, because I could see her bra band sitting so high on her back it’s ridiculous you really really need a different bra and I don’t want to sound like a creep it just drives me crazy how uncomfortable that’s got to be.”

@b5lovermore 2 жыл бұрын

@@AngryZukoHere LOL me too 🤦🏾‍♀️

@DarlingMissDarling 2 жыл бұрын

@@darkstarr984 sweet Jesus, when I tell you how I just hollared... 😆 10/10👍

@thesaurus8124 2 жыл бұрын

“Her eyes were blue-green orbs with flecks of gold in them”

@daikonnn822 2 жыл бұрын

O R B S

@jelly3800 2 жыл бұрын

"Her eyes were bright, sparkling green gems, full of light. But inside those pupils, I can vividly see a fragment of myself in them, 'Perhaps she also went through the same pain...? No, she was liked by everyone, regardless of status, age or gender, she wouldn't experience those difficulties...'. I failed to notice that saddened gaze, I hope I saw them sooner..."

@Pink_pr1ncess 2 жыл бұрын

@@jelly3800 aww man I was hoping that the paragraph was longer. This sounds like an interesting story

@marceldawn0_o 2 жыл бұрын

@@jelly3800 I actually like how this was written

@gunwooks_planet 2 жыл бұрын

the fanfic writers are screaming rn

@minoibwoi14 21 күн бұрын

I’m ngl, this is how a lot of women write a male love interest as well. Romance writers are just weird like that lol

@DDofLove 2 ай бұрын

I love how she started massaging the laptop. It was getting very stressed out. Thank you😮‍💨

@vaefields5472 Жыл бұрын

“except for me, i noticed her” “because i’m a stalker”

@frogonthebikeheh Жыл бұрын

Well that's a plot twist

@kittencohort1766 Жыл бұрын

True

@lilychu2453 Жыл бұрын

Ohhh that's a good plot for a story

@kiyomi4081 Жыл бұрын

@@frogonthebikehehthinking about it, listening to this sounds stalker-ish 🫢

@priscillajimenez27 Жыл бұрын

I noticed her. even if she didn't notice me. she couldn't notice me because then my cover would be blown. and I'd have to kidnap or kill her

@MC-yg1mq 2 жыл бұрын

The whole fake typing had me rolling, especially when she just gives up and basically starts to massage the laptop

@chako-chips...849 2 жыл бұрын

JAKFKWD

@DearReaderReadAloud 2 жыл бұрын

There is no laptop it's just a desk 😂

@mynameisstolen 2 жыл бұрын

@@DearReaderReadAloud 😐

@3starsburningbright 2 жыл бұрын

KARATE CHOP THE KEYBOARD

@bi.fruitsalad 2 жыл бұрын

@@3starsburningbright yess 😂

@Chevronsevenlocked 3 ай бұрын

The hand movements are top tier

@soukoku-queen1929 4 ай бұрын

I love how you just gave up on typing and just started to move your hands in all sorts of different directions😂😂😂 I love all your content and find it really funny and entertaining to watch❤

@ryleemaher1238 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody is talking about how she just COMPLETELY gives up trying to type and just starts chopping and massaging the laptop 😂

@doriot543 2 жыл бұрын

I cracked when she gave up fake typing

@yayahicks3829 2 жыл бұрын

The karate Chop typing had me CACKLING

@caitlynguthrie5641 2 жыл бұрын

Me: oh okay that makes so much sense 💀

@Jeyika 2 жыл бұрын

I always notice that into movies but right now she's making it look so funny

@jacindacrous2249 2 жыл бұрын

It's the only I came to the comments!!

@user-ps7yn1xk8c Жыл бұрын

“She had a rare disease that stopped her from growing hair in her legs and arms but allowed to her to grow it on her head, eyelashes and eyebrows.”

@MeowOnTheInternet Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@doyouwannab7469 Жыл бұрын

She had alexandrias genesis

@liv1ngdeadgirl Жыл бұрын

and natural purple eyes

@Lumberjack_king Жыл бұрын

@@liv1ngdeadgirlok thats just anime logic

@ssen7857 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ZavierFray 2 ай бұрын

"Good lord, what is happening in there?" "Aurora Borealis" "Aur...Aurora Borealis at this time of year at this time of day at this part of the country localised entirely within your kitchen!" "Yes." "...may I see it?" "...No!"

@poppothedoggo 3 ай бұрын

Lolll the typing I’m dead 😭😭😭

@oskarshima Жыл бұрын

The amount of times I’ve seen something like “Her chest bounced in surprise” written is crazy-

@maryjanehansen7947 Жыл бұрын

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEEEAN

@caseyhall2320 Жыл бұрын

Well...we know where those author's minds were at....

@olmostgudinaf8100 Жыл бұрын

Wow, what kind of literature do you people read? I have literally *never* seen that sentence before.

@sloth8866 Жыл бұрын

@@olmostgudinaf8100 ;)

@wren3695 Жыл бұрын

@@olmostgudinaf8100 allow me to introduce you to wattpad-

@alliesoapway1076 2 жыл бұрын

"She collected hotel bibles." Translation: "She stole hotel bibles."

@FirePrank6 2 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact the main company that supplies hotel chains with those bibles made a statement where they consider it a "success" when a hotel bible is taken.

@alliesoapway1076 2 жыл бұрын

@@FirePrank6That's interesting. Only company I know that is happy with stealing.

@pookpook3891 2 жыл бұрын

@@FirePrank6 I'm more confused by the fact an hotel would have Bibles...

@thomas.thomas 2 жыл бұрын

@@pookpook3891 I'm more confused how a hotel wouldn't have the word of God in every room

@axeldeporte4073 2 жыл бұрын

@@thomas.thomas Some of us live in secular countries

@MacabreIngenue2 2 күн бұрын

Love that you basically gave the keyboard a whole massage with full technique of Tapotement and Effleurage

@evok3226 Ай бұрын

I read a lot of women who wrote other women like that

@Aztechaemenid 2 жыл бұрын

"Her skin was like a cup of coffee, that was mostly milk because she was white." Can somebody find my shit? I lost it right here.

@chopotronichappiness8917 2 жыл бұрын

here ya go mate 🤏

@FadazMada 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe white coffee

@kim7990 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@SavageBunnyGetMoney 2 жыл бұрын

" The Hot Chick that was Italian or maybe some type of Spanish "😹😹😹

@miguelpadeiro762 2 жыл бұрын

That box over there stinks, might be there, I sure as hell am not checking it though

@queerparadox8328 2 жыл бұрын

She's full out massaging the keyboard over here lmao.

@kastlescove 2 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest comment ever 😭

@nehaharikrishnan4346 2 жыл бұрын

I swear! That is so funny, had me crying 😂

@tyepie8807 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo THATS ALL I WAS LOOKING AT😂

@cearapearson8752 2 жыл бұрын

I thought she was just typing until I looked again and nearly died 🤣

@teaatnight5662 2 жыл бұрын

HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND?!?!😭

@Eila-fp7tb 3 ай бұрын

Not her massaging the computer 😂

@Khushu67 Жыл бұрын

Author: "typing normally" Her: "perform rituals on keyboard"

@TomEyeTheSFMguy Жыл бұрын

Keyboard Massage.

@salit3749 Жыл бұрын

she really said 🧙

@x_kobalt Жыл бұрын

Forbidden technique of hidden character comparison

@Emmicuda Жыл бұрын

It's the best part lmao

@commandercaptain4664 Жыл бұрын

Cthulhu typeset.

@LeanneKrv Жыл бұрын

I love how she went from fake typing to gently massaging the laptop.

@ILoveGrungeFrogs Жыл бұрын

Same I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭😭😭

@lunaneila Жыл бұрын

Yes hahaha! It gives me _I'm typing whatever BS coming through my mind_ vibe!

@JosephParker7 Жыл бұрын

@@ILoveGrungeFrogs Because it was different

@ILoveGrungeFrogs Жыл бұрын

@@JosephParker7 💀💀

@ahandl3 Жыл бұрын

that's how unique girls type duh

@stary-girl 4 ай бұрын

Thats an amazing impression of someone using a keyboard

@mickeymadmouse Ай бұрын

Women writing female character: She was so beautiful, she was a slaying queen. She dressed well and used a lot of makeup, but not to impress people but for herself. Arriving home she always cleaned the makeup, took down the annoying shoes and changed to ugly pijamas. Its cuz she dont have anymore to impress anyone. Queen!

@Faysight00 Жыл бұрын

"Not a single person noticed her" My guy that's called ✨imaginary✨

@xdan- Жыл бұрын

All fictional characters are imaginary.

@RacingSnails64 Жыл бұрын

LOL good point

@crystal_isha Жыл бұрын

✨delusion✨

@ShadesMF Жыл бұрын

My brother you have ✨schizophrenia✨

@urieldaboamorte Жыл бұрын

@@crystal_isha convince yourself ✨

@Totallydontnotcarlie 4 ай бұрын

I get “star-girl” vibes from this lol

@victorayomikun68 4 ай бұрын

Ikr,omg i need to rewatch that movie

@LifeLongMETALHead83 Ай бұрын

*Women writing female characters.

@__hireath__ 2 жыл бұрын

“she was just unique like that” *massages the computer*

@user-pt5cl2ro6f 2 жыл бұрын

_I can't breathh_

@Space_Is_Silent 2 жыл бұрын

I'm dieing- 🤣

@matybaybump4565 2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@gunny4394 2 жыл бұрын

Massages the computer randomly.

@nevermind6786 2 жыл бұрын

Now THATS unique.

@pitakosthepwner Жыл бұрын

Writer: "She cut her own hair" Also Writer: "And that was her only character development you will ever get"

@SprinklePickle Жыл бұрын

Literally giving Piper vibes from Percy Jackson 😂😂😂

@ashamansedai Жыл бұрын

@@SprinklePicklewas gonna say Sakura from Naruto but then I looked it up and found it also happened in Mulan, Tangled, Avatar: TLA, Kim Possible, Justice League, My Little Pony, Star Wars, Teen Titans, Scooby Doo 2 and The Owl House. And these are just the ones I'm familiar with, it's crazy how often it happens.

@Haleyythesilly Жыл бұрын

@@SprinklePickle HEY IN TRIALS OF APOLLO PIPER MCLEAN GOT SOME GREAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WHEN TRYING TO KILL CALIGULA SO I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT💀(no offense she rlly didn’t have much in pjto)

@_viola001 Жыл бұрын

@@ashamansedai true though cutting her hair was probably the most character development sakura got while mulan I guess was a pretty solid character

@ashamansedai Жыл бұрын

@@_viola001 agreeed

@noahdeabler3617 4 ай бұрын

I love how the typing slowly turned into mindless tapping. That was my favorite part

@VictorZucchini 2 ай бұрын

Literally laughed out loud in the end of it. So menlike writing 😂

@Kommander_Rahnn 10 күн бұрын

Is it though?

@senoir. 2 жыл бұрын

The whole book would be a "Not like other girls" anthem, an (abs)olute classic

@sanika4150 2 жыл бұрын

I see what u did there 😂

@leep7136 2 жыл бұрын

God I can't XDDDD

@cindywam-z8220 Жыл бұрын

Took me out 😂😭😭

@emiliehh.12 2 жыл бұрын

If they're describing a black girl they just say: "Her skin was like dark chocolate"

@arianadejesus7 2 жыл бұрын

literally like “she was my smooth, creamy, milk chocolate, lightskin princess” 😟

@theblondeone181 2 жыл бұрын

@@arianadejesus7 its damn near impossible to find a white male author describe a dark skin woman creatively, if at all

@renegadeprism42 Жыл бұрын

I mean, how would u guys describe a black woman then?

@lordtengens4thwife165 Жыл бұрын

@@renegadeprism42 by not using food for her skin color. White women are described by their features. Why aren't black women described that way too? The first thing that's mentioned is skin color and it's always chocolate

@renegadeprism42 Жыл бұрын

@@lordtengens4thwife165 i think i framed my previous comment incorrectly, i wasn't saying that describing them as 'chocolate' is not awkward or a bit weird but rather what othe ready can be used to describe them, also, even white girls in many books are described by objects like moon(in cn) and sun, so i think it's just an overused line that hasn't been found an alternative of

@Kiki-h3k 26 күн бұрын

Hey ain't no one gonna talk how the voice sounds like ayano's voice from yandre simulator

@AImaniaX Ай бұрын

Omg I love this! 😂❤

@acehealer4212 2 жыл бұрын

“She was different from other girls, but like different in a way that is appealing to me, not like TOO different in a way that would be off-putting for me. Also I’ve never made friends with a woman in my life, so I don’t really know what makes her ‘different’ anyway.”

@bringsnsdback1645 2 жыл бұрын

Please you took words from my mouth 😂👌

@swaysaur 2 жыл бұрын

Omg this comment 😂

@ananyaupadhya1974 2 жыл бұрын

Omg truth

@shivaram3095 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh as a boy this is the truth lmfao.

@pessoinhacansada6900 2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@sugarbaby1974 Ай бұрын

The typing hands getting more and more outrageous - the chopping got me like XD

@Moon8pie 4 ай бұрын

I love the part where she “actually” types something lol but it was such a funny video 😂😂

@party_hardy 11 ай бұрын

“she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily”

@ypanso 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂33😂😂😂😂3

@cheyblake2475 11 ай бұрын

what was the last sentence?! 😆

@froo5667 11 ай бұрын

@@cheyblake2475The last sentence was "she females femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily" hope this helps

@uh3610 11 ай бұрын

She exclaimed, "it's feminining time" as she feminimed all over the place.

@teamblack204 11 ай бұрын

"Be a good kid and don't forget to breast your breasts while you're breasting"

@kiwimiwi5452 Жыл бұрын

"she had something about her.. something, that was different. She didn't fit in, she was in her own world. It was autism." -if I wrote a book

@animal_cupcake Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA 😭😭😭😭 THIS KILLED ME

@hello_i_am_jacob Жыл бұрын

I'm sending this to the group chat lmao

@sk22-12 Жыл бұрын

My son and my partner have autism. They really are in their own worlds. I feel privileged that they are open to let me be part of it ❤

@ebonyalexis32 Жыл бұрын

I want this book !

@kiwimiwi5452 Жыл бұрын

@@ebonyalexis32 a book is in the making actually!

@sleep_something_something 4 ай бұрын

"Her bible-pad wallpaper was lana del reyyy..."

@Sylverfysh02 3 ай бұрын

"she had an ✨apropriate✨ amount of freckles" the completely nonsensical out of nowhere comments are so on point 😭

@zeejay7176 2 жыл бұрын

"Everyone called her abs for short" "No one noticed her except for me" Then who tf was calling her abs if nobody else even knew she existed?

@allyson4483 2 жыл бұрын

the voices

@xiomyeveliz6095 2 жыл бұрын

@@allyson4483 ah the voices

@xiomyeveliz6095 2 жыл бұрын

@@allyson4483 we'd be lost without them

@eilir_adron 2 жыл бұрын

@@allyson4483 they tell me to do horrible things, like drink ginger ale

@idkausername4035 2 жыл бұрын

I love that that is the exact same thing I thought

@bishop1412 5 ай бұрын

Her name was Aurora Borealis, and she wasn't like the other girls because she was a weather phenomenon.

@SleeplessExtrovert 4 ай бұрын

Stop you made me choke on my milk im gonna sue

@franklinpham7235 4 ай бұрын

she was the reason a luncheon was so unforgettable

@not_milk 4 ай бұрын

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?

@alexvaraderey 4 ай бұрын

Excellent comment & sorry to be pedantic, but the lights of the auroras are caused by solar activity reacting with gases high in the atmosphere. Nothing to do with weather.

@SleeplessExtrovert 4 ай бұрын

@@alexvaraderey this is oddly formal for a yt comment

@Itz_alex0 12 күн бұрын

The random hand movement was the cherry on top 😅 Also this is the same girl who says "shes one of the boys" 😂

@konfuzzzled 2 жыл бұрын

this literally every Wattpad story ever 💀

@zainabk.m.3236 2 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves more likes 😩

@samsonoak9653 2 жыл бұрын

Fair enough dude

@vinniewhiteout8052 2 жыл бұрын

As a Wattpad writer imma have to disagree. Not because you're wrong, but because I've read stories that are hundreds of times worse at descriptions. Trust me. This is too good to be Wattpad.

@zainabk.m.3236 2 жыл бұрын

@@vinniewhiteout8052 I'm totally speachless 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well said 👌🏻

@roxirock5455 2 жыл бұрын

@@vinniewhiteout8052 you had us in the first part

@linalski Ай бұрын

I love how she tapped on the computer😂

@stellaanneee 3 ай бұрын

I love John Green, but I feel like Abs could be one of his characters😂

@whokilledjesse. Жыл бұрын

"Her skin is like chocolate." "White chocolate."

@ilikemydonutswithjaminthem5606 Жыл бұрын

Lmao I can't

@Narutogrl Жыл бұрын

As a light-skinned black woman, this pretty accurately describes me 🤣

@ashleywilliams3940 Жыл бұрын

@@Narutogrl STOP 🤣

@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo Жыл бұрын

@@Narutogrl LOL

@englishmuffin7 Жыл бұрын

@@Narutogrl i was almost afraid to admit this was me xD like is there no other way to describe brown skin than chocolate or coffee?

@seekittycat Жыл бұрын

"She didn't care about things like looks, she cares about WWII plane engines, back yard wrestling and video games, which is coincidentally things I care about."

@AvatarJian Жыл бұрын

@rutuqueen2672 Жыл бұрын

She was like one of the boys

@melissasaint3283 Жыл бұрын

Although, lmao, Have you ever seen organized "backyard" wrestling? Viewing it would never be my hobby, but It really should be seen at least once in life. It's insane.

@melissasaint3283 Жыл бұрын

@@rutuqueen2672 "she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl's body that no one but me noticed except when I need them to notice so I feel how lucky"

@pierogue Жыл бұрын

@@melissasaint3283 “she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl’s body so that no one calls me gay for liking those traits”