Her and pewdiepie who wants to eat baby Yoda

This is actually a phenomenon known as "Cute Aggression". You see, cute things remind us of babies, which our brains have conditioned us to want to take care of, usually in physical expressions such as holding and comforting. However when we are somehow prevented from being able to physically interact with the object of cuteness, our brains essentially misinterpret this as if something is preventing us from being near the baby, which we've evolved to interpret as if the baby is being taken or threatened in some way. Thus as an unconscious side-effect of our hormones pumping, our aggression receptors actually also get pumped up and we subconsciously want to take it out on something, which may often end up being the cute thing itself because all of the hormones just get mixed together and confused. Because we now have a lot of ways wherein we can see something cute, but cannot physically interact with it, we often experience Cute Aggression on occasion.

Evan Sageser that’s actually a myth

@@smokeybear1925 I require sources from both of you

Baby Yoda is a fictional character... that means it doesn't exist...aka it's not real.

Yep, I loved this game and would really recommend it to any Star Wars fan. But yeah all the criticisms of it being uninventive are pretty accurate. It takes all these aspects from other games and does them all just good enough that they work but not good enough that it stands out on it's own.

Shit, it's the man himself.

Hey woah he’s not dead yet!

*he is butt*

Maybe except the glitches. On two playthroughs, I had none. I think it may be a platform thing.

r/anakinfucks ?

Yeah black leather and choking. Vader is kinky af

@@diegolarrea7932 This guy fucks!

Once you go go black

Sorry, but women don't need a mask to be sexy lmao

😂😂😂😂😂

It's called cute aggression. It's a real thing

Hahahaha

Got her!

I want to snidely thumb my nose at everyone who just went gaga over Vader when he showed up, but I clapped too ;(

AT-ST AT-ST

this comment reminds me of an episode of Star Trek...

*Veeeery cooool!*

I clapped because I understood that reference.

That was Mike Stoklasa. Rich was doing the "AT-STs, AT-STs!" dance.

@@yarpen26 That was the point, that Rich Evans comes in and finishes the bit… that was the joke

Dresses has always had pockets, it's not new, it went away when people started buying their clothes from mass production factories in China.

silence, male.

@@16m49x3 That is not true at all lmao

@@jakecarlo7985 Of course it is. Women made their own dresses for most of history my dude

What? 👀

@@av076 Where?

In the beginning

Have u seen the act man

@@ansono6413 no

Yuuup

I'd say this is better than Unleashed.

​@@mikesannitti6042 but is it doe? Unleashed is a platformer with poor man's God of War (GoW 1-3) combat system, Fallen Order is a platformer with poor man's Sekiro combat system. They are both on "meh" level. Thanks to a strong Star Wars brand this 2 games are not forgotten. But tbh I enjoyed both of them.

@@localhobo5362 i think the exploration is more enjoyable in fallen order and the combat feels deeper as well.

Mike Sannitti combat is not deeper for sure. Fallen order is just slower and more precise, while unleashed is fast paced with o lot more combos and force abilities. One system is about surviving the opponent and another is about killing hordes of enemies in style. Ps: honestly I can’t say unleashed had any exploration at all, but games are like 10 years apart. It wasn’t a thing back then.

Oh hai Nate!

same

I also second that. Almost no issues on the PC release.

I'm the middle of playing it (with an underpowered PC mind you) and haven't really had any major bugs, the most notable is that some enemies are stuck in one place when they don't see me and a handful of wonky landing animations but only that, heck even graphical and texture bugs are almost non existent with my RX 570 4GB playing at high and epic

@@George-of1hq It runs pretty great too. Almost zero optimization issues.

It's definitely been fixed since GFReviews played it. I went back to it a couple of weeks ago and I think I only encountered one or two small glitches. Normally, patching a game isn't something to applaud, but this is EA so it's a big deal when they actually spend time and money to go back to fix something lol. I CAN NOT WAIT until the sequel comes out in March (until the inevitable delay announcement comes and it gets pushed back to June). As long as the story is good and they've improved the areas where Fallen Order was lacking (force powers, customizations, PONCHO'S, etc...) it's got huge potential.

Same here, I got an Xbox series x recently and picked this game up for Xmas and love it.

Same, and I actually play all the games this one is borrowing from. I loved it. Played it last year and there was only one area that glitched on me. I went up an elevator. Could hear sound effects of a battle going on but it was completely empty. I ran around confused in this empty place that apparently had a war going on and slowly storm troopers loaded in. "Oh?" I said. Then wookies. "Whaaaatttt...". Then a freaking AT-AT. The game had put me up there before anything else was properly loaded in. It was a wonderfully, confusing, out of body experience.

Oh you missed there something my buddy. It was fun to swing 30 minutes straight on a rope because he didn't wanted to catch on the next rope I think you should play it again maybe you have luck and you can swim through the floor too :D

you're getting absolutely no bugs at all? that's hard to believe. this is one of the buggiest games i've played in awhile. granted unity wasn't buggy for me so i guess its possible.

It's hard to believe you ran into zero bugs... Even the most polished games have plenty of bugs on release. I played on PC and I ran into a lot bugs in this game and it crashed multiple times too. I think every time I booted up Fallen Order I ran into at least a bug or two or the game would crash at some point and I would have to reboot it. She's right though a lot of people are applauding this game cuz it's the best Star Wars game in awhile but at it's core it's a buggy mix of Uncharted and Sekiro gameplay.

I only get the frustrating glitches like not being able to finish a mission or having to reset because Hammerhead and Mr. Negative literally cannot die in Spider-Man, whereas my brother gets the fun ones like getting stuck inside buildings or swinging forever in the same game... How come no review mentioned those bugs holy crap. Makes you knock the score down a few pegs.

This is the most bug filled game I've played in years, I still like the game though! Completed it the first week, started it again on Grand master a couple of days ago and there's still a crazy amount of bugs

gobbledygook*, but yes.

@@image_worlds shut up

I'm pretty sure is a reference to Red letter's media "need crew" xp

Very cool

Also a RedLetterMedia reference.

Endless traaaaaaaaaaaashhhhhhh!

they broke new ground

Yep, a great line! Her boyfriend writes the script and does all the editing since Shelby isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. 😏

@@JCTiggs1 no wonder

@@JCTiggs1 you ever listen to shelby sing? Shes got the sharpest notes of any Swamp

@@JCTiggs1 Nice way to put down a woman's work for absolutely no reason. Want a trophy? 🙄

Watching reviews of the falle order I feel like Battlefront 2 now is in a better state than fallen order. Battlefront 2 is very very enjoyable with friends, especially if you're a star wars fan

@@thilensavignon1999 I could say the same for RE5 and 6

I pretty much agreed with all the flaws accept the performance and glitches I had basically 0 to none but everything else was flawed.

Well..... She didn't review the game, she reviewed how it is to experience it as a backseat gamer. It's her boyfriend who plays it.

I just watched cal T-pose off a cliff in my own game…so… lmao

same its weird when i played it had very few glitches or bugs, none of them game breaking

They're probably patched out. Also played the game a few months ago and there were virtually no bugs barring a glitch or two

original???

Same here!

Haha, me too😉 the editing on this was brilliant

What?

Same

He really didn't deserve that bruh

They should’ve shown Onion bro.

She's tryna hide the fact that she has feelings for him

Hey i admit solaire laugh creepily but i still love him

@@ladyvader3173 to be honest, we all do

Good luck with your exam!

Girlfriend Reviews Thanks a lot!! Keep up the good work, you’re the GOAT

How was the exam? Hope you did good 😁👍🏻

@@TarekBelfaid lol he forgot, or at least I would've. But yeah I kinda wanna know too

Did you pass or fail?

You'll want to watch "The Nerd Crew." It's cute, but also a satirical comment on the gullible masses who think placing things they recognize in a new property deserves praise.

Contra?

@@jeffreysian-salas1689 a rather common word, look it up on Google, you probably find a better explanation as when I would try

@@quorn23 yeah, but normally, people would just use 'con'

@@simj202 Oh, con is just short for contra

Contra is a word, contrast is a word, con is guess what? A word. Most people will say con or contrast, not look up an arbitrary pronunciation or altogether different word to sound smarter. If your trying to be understandable and not waste time please consider not pulling out dictionaries when you speak.

When you put it like that, it doesnt sound too bad.

borderlands changed shelby

Fun fact: your brain can't comprehend how something can be super cute so your instinct is to kill it

That's called cute aggression.

A Dinosaurs reference, maybe?

@@regularusername5516 🤔

Sick reference, bro.

Buy some of his Donkey shirts. It’s funny for you to get these!

@@michaelgallagher9534 it was his little brother

It's a known fact that Shelby is a big Dunkey fan

Always remeber that dunkey is white

I love Fallen Order and I'll admit that the collectables SUCKED. Really the only cosmetic items I actually liked were the kyber crystals (because who doesn't want to change their lightsaber crystal) and the New Game + Inquisitor outfit, because at least THAT was different and looked cool.

@@TheAwkwardGamer kybers are cool but it isnt anything new. i know im reapting myself but kotor had the same thing. even better bc crystals gave you better stats in kotor 1 & 2

@@TheAwkwardGamer But the saber customization came way too late into the game.

The conspiracy is that EA made them purposely bad to make micro transactions appear better to gamers

wat

It's a red letter media reference, you should check out their rogue one video

@@Hiperjerk ATSTs!! ATSTs!! 😆

@@megalordcartman rich evans is precious and none of us are good enough to deserve him

The whole intro was an RLM reference, too, basically. All of those clips of Lucas are central motifs of the Plinkett reviews!

How does she know? She only started playing games a few years back.

@@FraserSouris exactly.

@@FraserSouris You do know that there's a boyfriend in girlfriend reviews..? She doesn't do this all by herself

@@assnassassins7395 That's not the point. The point is that her "character" shouldn't know that. The videos are of a girl who spectates her boyfriend playing games and comments on it in funny ways while knowing nothing about games. We know her Boyfriend actually makes these videos but that's not a part of the fiction. In order to be consistent, the video should have had her be giddy at everything because it all looks so good rather than calling it out because her character doesn't know it

@@FraserSouris It really isn't that important :)

And on that day, Shelby reawakened her inner Stanley.

that too in Texas accent

Thank you!

@@GirlfriendReviews no. Thank you

I see you are a man of culture 😉

The OG fans got the RLM reference

@@engineerhealthyself i clapped, i clapped when she said the thing!

Fallen order doesn’t have any problems, Shelby just forgot that her controller was unplugged and she was blindfolded.

What is the reference?

Where did that meme come from and why does she looked like velma

@@judygambel2801 that's a boy

@@jakeinator21 oof

@tincho It's not inherently a bad thing, no. It's just that they only copy those things well enough to either imitate them or do them slightly worse.

@tincho It's a safe thing. The grey side of the force.

@tincho it wouldn't be a bad thing if they improved upon those formulae in any way... I'd rather go play any of the games that this game borrows from rather than this game.

@@kyleweir689 Improving upon a formula would mean that you'd bother centering the game around these mechanics in the first place. The only real mechanic it really needs to improve upon is the exploration and the combat. The Metroidvania traversal doesn't need anymore shit tacked on.

Charles Royal facts. I can do without the sliding shit.

not only Dark souls, Vaatividiya is Lore master of all Fromsoftware games, and we praise him like we praise the sun to enlighten us Tarnished Ashen ones

I fall asleep to vaati all the time his delivery is smooth as hell

Nay. Super Mario Party is the kid that paraphrases his homework from last year.

you mean basicly every nintedo game right

pokemark17 Not true at all

Moral of the story: Git good

@@ZeR-nr6if Yeah I would but the game just didn't interest me like other Star Wars games have.

@@jrelyea ik, but qe work with what we have, like battlefront is shit and the other one with space fights even more, at least hope for Jedi Survior to inovate

@@ZeR-nr6if Yes you're right. Nothing against people who like this game, it was just super frustrating for me. There have been so many great Star Wars games, and I know a lot of people like this one, but I don't.

@@jrelyea hope at least like the new one, next year, maybe then will give this one another shot

I'M GONNA CUM!!!

I would have if she didnt spoil it for me...

Yeah that part was so nuts. I tried to explain to my brother why NOT fighting him is what made it so amazing but he didn't understand :/

I ended up screaming at 1AM when I saw him and I knew it was coming, its just that good.

I got clapped

I had a blast with the game and ran into virtually none of the issues they experienced. I got stuck against a wall in an infinite fall once and that sucked, but that's the only time something like it happened. The game doesn't do anything "new" but to me that's like dismissing every FPS in the last 15ish years for not doing anything new. This game combines a lot of concepts I enjoy into a single game with a story I found compelling. Hopefully you have a similar experience. Cheers

@@MindlessZ I experienced a glitch with a no bounty hunter play through. But I didn't know that was a glitch til now. Other than that it was pretty flawless lol

@@MindlessZ Agreed. "It doesn't do anything new" is an odd thing to say, considering 99% of games aren't exactly unique

It's not bad, but i'd recommend waiting for the price to drop.

Hol*

What... I'm currently playing it and it's a giant smoking ball of shit. Hopefully I'll be done with it in a few days. I seriously thought it would be a good game when the Survivor sequel was announced, but holy crap was I wrong about that.

Though the puzzles can be bullshit That fire puzzle with the waterfalls is absolutely terrible and the hints are even worse

oh they stole that from RedLetterMedia, their favourite KZfaq channel.

This moment was delivered perfectly :)

I clapped when I heard "I clapped" because I know that refrence.

I clapped when I saw that TOO!

Rich Evans is the key to all this.

Is that really a bad thing, though?

@@emPtysp4ce thats what i thought aswell... I mean ok she said it is bugy and stupid ai (now i have 10h in and never saw 1 thing).

​@@emPtysp4ce It's the same tiresome automated platforming we've been getting for the last decade, just move forward and press A . Platforming, like in the first Tomb Raider games was not so automated and game play wasn't so injected with cinematic cut scenes, that kept you in the game. We have been getting the same cookie cutter games with all these big AAA releases and it's getting old, I'll just stick with older titles, vote with my wallet.

@@BeeRye Let people enjoy things

me too, but SOTTR was much less janky.

AT-STs! AT-STs! AT-STs!

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!

I'm a pretty simple guy, I hear an RLM reference, I hit like

I'M GONNA CUUUUM

"Did you enjoy any of the new moments and memorable characters?" "Were there any?" "NOOOOOOO"

John Joyner 🏳️‍🌈

Just play the gme and have fun who cares

My comment was actually more for the state of Star Wars in general. I feel this video perfectly encapsulates the quality spiral the series has traveled down (for years now). But that's a larger deeper reflection. I come here to enjoy the ever awesome humor. :)

This is late, but I feel the response “I’m sorry I couldn’t give it to you sooner” is sorely slept on. It’s an excellent comeback, and personally fits based on my own feelings on the game. I loved the game honestly.

Shit like that is why I kinda hate Star Wars as a franchise. No one would care for the prequels if they weren’t Star Wars and I get the feeling the same is true for Episodes 8-9.

@Dan Fallen Order is still better than dark souls 2 (but not better than the rest of soulsborne games), and Fallen Order at least is a ok game, even though it is a lump of games with a splash of Star Wars, even though it is but a mere ant compared to KOTOR 1 and 2. Plus, Fallen Order proved to EA(Evil Assholes) that we want god damn single player shit, and on top of that Fallen Order wasn’t done for the money to a extent, since EA and Disney both kept trying to halt the project, but Respawn still was able to release a fun game, even if it isn’t anything to write home about. So I hope you enjoy gripping over the best Star Wars game in a while, since the good ones all got cancelled, and we have to wait a while for the next ones.

@Meh , yes the prequels aren’t that good, but Revenge of the Sith was ok, and duel of the fates was badass, and the clone wars show came from it, making Obi Wan and Anakin’s relationship have more of a meaning, and also, you are way off of 8 and 9. 8 and 9 are far more vile, and just downright unlikeable, the characters are bad, and unlikeable, the plot is shit, the idea of Palpatine even being alive is bad, making Vader’s death meaningless, and rippingI can go on and on about how much worse they are than the prequels, and how glorified you make them look.

@@jarrarwinks8470 I haven’t watched 8 and 9 yet, I’m about to watch them (just re-watched 7). I’ve been seeing so many references to them lately that I figured I needed to watch them.

Lmao Facts

GOD that was a fantastic edit. So perfect.

@@jensrandeacon473 staring out the window should have come first

What platform are you on? Not sure if it's true, but I heard some say the PS4 version is buggy while the PC version is fine.

Same, on PC I almost had no bugs at all

@@Duke_Exeter I played on ps4 and had one glitch that actually made me die, although the performance was fairly bad at some parts

I had PS4 and I experienced only a few bugs

Same here, it's perfectly reasonable when you get all these glitches and you demand more polish tho, but me watching these videos with AC Unity levels of glitches when I had barely none is like... what the hell is going on did I get a special copy or smth?

You are so edeyat

shame she got deaded by vader

Dat Stanley reference 😂

Me too!

DID I STUTTER?!?

She sounded like the hormone monster

Seconded.

@@machogandalf Rantoni disagrees HAHAHA

EVERYONE GETS A 10+!!!! out of 10!...

Agree

big facts

Rise of the Fallen or Fall of the Risen

Rise of the Fallen

It'll probably be closer to Jedi: Fallen Order 2: Return of the Bugs

Jedi: Fallen Fallen 3, Revenge of Risen

Star Wars: Jedi Risen Order Fallen and Rerisen to fall while rising.

This is the way.

This is the way

*baby yoda sipping soup*

Well u got another

This is the way

Sounds like a pro choicer.

Fun fact: your brain doesn't know how to handle cuteness so your instinct is to kill it

@@regularusername5516 Lol that some bullshit you made up. If you want to kill cute shit you got some problems.

@@zach6367 Well yes and no. We do, in fact, not know how to handle cuteness BUT we don't aim to kill it we aim to squeeze it.

Did Shelby just say an a sexual innuendo about baby Yiddle?

And I was playing this about a year ago I believe

It is a good game! It's just not a GREAT game. It's a pretty good metroidvania with a neat, enjoyable story, definitely worth playing, but I'm kinda happy I didn't pay full price for it.

drascin got it from a friend it’s a solid 7 too many damn glitches.

Honkers Kousaka true dat

Honkers Kousaka It’s above average, but I’ve played better combat and story in other games

@@mikesannitti6042 Best of the Year? Come off it, best game of 2019 was easily Re2