Star Wars: Rise of The Walkbacker Part 1
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4 жыл бұрынIt's finally here! 2 hours of criticizing reviewing Star Wars Rise of the Skywalker!
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@PSASitch 4 жыл бұрын
KZfaq made me break it into 3 parts in order to upload it for some reason. Ur mom is penultimate.
@orenalbertmeisel3127 4 жыл бұрын
PSA Sitch 90% of enlightened centrists likes The Rise of Skywalker according to a recent poll. #facts
@thepunchableface1506 4 жыл бұрын
The trilogy wasn't planned. How fitting.
@1berrylover178 4 жыл бұрын
When I heard you say penultimate I got a shiver down my spine because I thought there was going to be a fourth
@Some_Guy77 4 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! Sitch is still alive!
@sapheiron 4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY!
@BulletBillSoilder 4 жыл бұрын
>Cloning >Secrets only the Sith knew The prequel trilogy says hi.
@johnblackman6523 4 жыл бұрын
Not even just the prequels, Luke Skywalker asks Obi Wan about the clone wars in the first Star Wars movie. You'd think if JJ jerked that movie so much he would have remembered that.
@mustafaamin9516 4 жыл бұрын
John Blackman 💀💀
@isaacmcpherson1855 4 жыл бұрын
I interpreted that as him saying that they used cloning AND secrets only the Sith knew. Not excusing it, just how I saw the line.
@Andy-ef2on 4 жыл бұрын
The prequel trilogy says "Hello there"FTFY
@paradisiaca 4 жыл бұрын
Smasherfan88 clone wars says also hi
@arvy1118 4 жыл бұрын
“Cloning, something only the Sith knew”. Me: laughs in clone wars
@naparoid5507 4 жыл бұрын
Technically it was the Sith who created the clone army and gave it to the Republic.
@kajlenck9445 4 жыл бұрын
Lucifer umm yes and no it was sifo diyas who was manipulated into it by count dooku
@naparoid5507 4 жыл бұрын
@@kajlenck9445 I dont know much about what role Sifo Dyas was actually playing in Sidious plan, only that to make the jedi think it was him who order the clone army. But still it was Sidious who order the Kaminoas to creat the clones. Maybe Kaminoas never knew how to clone until the Sith showed them
@kajlenck9445 4 жыл бұрын
Lucifer well let me explain hah. Kaminoans where the ones who I think invented cloning or were the race who mastered cloning to almost perfection like no other species or organisations. And Sifo Dyas was a friend of Dooku they met when both of them were younglings and Plagueis manipulated Sifo Dyas into ordering the clone army. Sifo Dyas did so because he was scared that the republic will crumble and massive war will soon begin. But Plagueis wanted and gave tho credits for the army because he wanted to wipe out the jedi order. A year later Count dooku was a sith lord or just signed out of the order. And also all of the force cloning was invented by Kaminoans
@JosephDillman 4 жыл бұрын
Snoke = the forgotten member of The Bad Batch?!
@gbrow1604 3 жыл бұрын
"SOMEHOW Palpatine returned." Funniest line of the movie.
@Aredel 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is the disgruntled sigh Oscar Isaac makes before saying it. It's like "Do I really have to say this? Out loud? Is this really going to be one of the hallmarks of my career? Good grief..."
@user-hq4bj8fy2b Жыл бұрын
SOMEHOW
@ivrishcon-abarth38 Жыл бұрын
There´s similar plot in Finnish black metal band Barathrum´s song "Last Day In Heaven" in which the lyrics begin about thus: "one hundred of Satan´s angels, SOMEHOW they lost to the Heaven"... and so on. I bet that song´s lyrics were written in an intoxicated state. The song itself is quite groovy.
@Kernverstand Жыл бұрын
Movie history*
@goosegooseproductions9587 Жыл бұрын
Somehow this movie was produced
@justanotherone685 2 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: “I’ve been inside your head since birth” Kaylo: “oh..ok” Rich character depth
@delemma8984 4 жыл бұрын
"cloning, secrets only the sith knew..." Alright, who friggen erased Kamino from the archives again after Obiwan went through all that trouble, eh?
@Karou812 4 жыл бұрын
Disney did
@christopherbeaty3195 4 жыл бұрын
funnest comment I've read in a while
@marcelgardner8497 4 жыл бұрын
Continuity.......you're asking for a bit much
@zed6709 4 жыл бұрын
Someone told Disney PREQUELS are bad so they ignored them entirely
@katya261 4 жыл бұрын
Merry didn't claim that only the Sith knew cloning. What he essentially said was 'cloning AND secrets only the sith know". it's worded a bit awkwardly, but no, he didn't imply there was no cloning prior to sith.
@yourregulartexan1113 4 жыл бұрын
I really hate it when they called it Lukes Lightsaber. That's ANAKINS LIGHTSABER!
@NingaubleTube 4 жыл бұрын
It's Luke's for all the Rebellion. Nobody knows it's Anakin's and even if Luke told them, they would still call it their own hero's weapon.
@kossend1 4 жыл бұрын
@@NingaubleTube Except by the time TFA rolls around the Jedi have apparently been relegated to myth status, so Luke Skywalker may not exist to these people. Certainly TLJ Luke Skywalker was nobody's hero. They'll be calling it Rey's lightsaber by that logic
@NingaubleTube 4 жыл бұрын
@@kossend1 True. But I don't accept the sequel trilogy, for me Star Wars is six movies and whatever happened in these fanfic movies do not matter.
@daveyognaut6132 4 жыл бұрын
@@kossend1 At the end of tlj luke was the hero, thats what the scene with the kids at the end was about
@TrenElZombie 4 жыл бұрын
XD The green is from luke, the blue was from anakin
@rynemcgriffin1752 4 жыл бұрын
12:43 “To show you the awesome power of flex tape, I sawed this lightsaber in half! And repaired it with only flex tape!”
@zoltanz288 3 жыл бұрын
Space Tape.
@A_Conservative_Patriot 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember when it was called: STAR wars? Not: CONSTANTLY JUMP FROM ATMOSPHERE TO ATMOSPHERE FOR NO REASON wars?
@TheKyrix82 3 жыл бұрын
Well, they left the 'Star' part out of The Empire Strikes Back, which the fandom as a whole seemed to decide was the greatest movie ever made. Their lone space portion amounts to a car chase.
@Deuteromis 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah like it's bonkers and hilarious that Ep7&9 don't have any real space battles, and Ep8 had one lame space battle and a ridiculous and boring space chase. 😧
@TheKyrix82 3 жыл бұрын
@@Deuteromis One of the reasons I'm not a huge fan of 7 and 8. 9 was close enough for me though
@Deuteromis 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 I wish I could agree with yah. I hate the Sequel Trilogy, but the closest film that somewhat felt like Star Wars was Ep7. But that's cause it was a New Hope ripoff.
@TheKyrix82 3 жыл бұрын
@@Deuteromis Part of what I liked about 9 was that, A: It was almost a direct port of 'Dark Empire' (Things were changed, seeing as how Luke was dead he obviously couldn't become Palpatine's apprentice), and B: I think it tied up everything nicely. But then, I've also been keeping track of the Canon, so I can see that, everyone else thinks there's plot holes throughout it because they never understood how Star Wars works. But 7 as a replay of A New Hope didn't work for me, and 8 was a full on remake of The Empire Strikes Back, except unlike the Rebels, the Resistance actually came out with a few victories amidst getting their asses kicked.
@J1nx_exe 4 жыл бұрын
Disney: We added the first ever important female character Ashoka: remember me suckers? every other female jedi ever to exist: We could break Rey like a twig, only using our backstories
@Flight_of_Icarus 4 жыл бұрын
I mean Leia was pretty competent right out of the gate. Not a jedi, to be sure, but she was important, and a fighter at that. The first main character we ever see in Star Wars, in fact.
@J1nx_exe 4 жыл бұрын
@@Flight_of_Icarus and then Disney came and destroyed her
@werescrewedpleaseendmysuff1028 4 жыл бұрын
GJ X when? leia was actually a pretty good character in movie she’s been in with the exception of TROS, in which she was dead, so... idk? like, why so much animosity, dude?
@werescrewedpleaseendmysuff1028 4 жыл бұрын
in every movie*
@J1nx_exe 4 жыл бұрын
@@werescrewedpleaseendmysuff1028 idk, just a feeling, she didn't feel like herself anymore, she was a fighter, she wouldn't just hand over command, she would never give up and say that others should go on, never, that's not Leia...
@Bill_Dippertly 4 жыл бұрын
it’s like a video game... everywhere you’re not looking is an empty void” Ya sums it up well.
@kylo-benshapiro687 4 жыл бұрын
You can fall off the map at any moment
@greedfox7842 4 жыл бұрын
that is why things don't make sense... in world cheat codes.
@rogerwilco2 4 жыл бұрын
Because nobody involved with the project had any clue about world building. Or how to tell a decent story. JJ Abrams only knows mystery boxes, generic sci-fi and stupid fast action, so you don't notice the gaping plot holes. He wrote a Mary Sue fanfic. Rian Johnson thinks Star Wars is stupid, and did not care.
@zajdelasophie1136 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, no world building, no explanation ect
@isaiahphillip4112 4 жыл бұрын
@@zajdelasophie1136 Agreed, world building is one of the prequel trilogy's only saving graces. It actually sets up an interesting galactic scale setting with virtually infinite possibilities for story telling, which allows for something like a 7 season series about the clone wars that never feels tired. The sequel trilogy has NO world building whatsoever. Everything feels entirely arbitrary and as though not an ounce of thought went into why anything is happening other than the already nonsensical plot.
@ed1434 3 жыл бұрын
"Cloning, secrets only the sith knew" I belive *C A P T A I N R E X* is a sith lord
@DemonicRemption 3 жыл бұрын
@E D "A Sith Lord...?" :p Sorry, couldn't resist.
@Mr.Tw1sty 2 жыл бұрын
After all he's no jedi
@lardusbirmingham7020 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot 90% of this movie, so whenever I hear people talk about the plethora of garbage it's filled with I always think it's Satire. It never is.
@cam2d2 4 жыл бұрын
The entire Disney trilogy is "how not to do Star Wars".
@bman2cool4u68 4 жыл бұрын
Excluding Rogue One
@TheGreenThunder1607 4 жыл бұрын
@@bman2cool4u68 it's not part of a trilogy
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the fact that over 80% of the Star Wars fandom is made up of fucking casuals who think the movies are the entirety of the canon disgusts me.
@LucyWest370 4 жыл бұрын
Cammy Mack TFA rogue one and Solo wasn’t that bad TLJ is so controversial I’m not going to put my opinion out there. TROS is garbage but at least you can enjoy it. It’s like Star Wars pacific rim
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
@@LucyWest370 I have gone on ferocious rants about Force Awakens. They've died down once I actually read the stuff in between. My main gripe being "How does the legitimate government become the rebellion?" Answer: Mon Mothma disbanded the military aftet they won
@DK-ff4oi 4 жыл бұрын
It’s actually insane that some sequel fans defend the movies by saying: “omg you’re so stupid if you didn’t understand the plot! All you have to do is read these fives books, read these 20 comics, buy the vehicle and weapons guide to find character descriptions and read these 12 wookipedia articles. It’s not that hard!”
@Horvath_Gabor 4 жыл бұрын
Those are the kinds of requirements that are fine for a niche story, like a visual novel or, say, the Kingdom Hearts series. Something that's not for everyone, and it's expected that the relatively small number of people it resonates with and who are invested in it are willing to go out of their way to gather up all the bits and pieces from side-stories and art-books and the like as "part of the experience". While Star Wars does have such hard core fans as well, it is also a pop-culture defining modern epic with the main trilogies as its core, and before the sequels, watching just them was still enough to gather all the essential information about the world and characters without the need for external sources. This makes the recent "just read the books/side stories/comics for details" approach increasingly intolerable with every main installment, and the fact that at the end of the trilogy we still don't know the origins, size, might, or influence level of The First Order, who are the main bad guys of the sequels, absolutely mind-boggling.
@rustyshackleford17 4 жыл бұрын
You know, it seems to be that the sequel fans aren't really fans, just people wrapped up in identity politics. They always fall on "its just a movie" or "its a children's story about space wizards."
@DK-ff4oi 4 жыл бұрын
They defend the sequels by claiming it’s a deep and philosophical character and lore deconstruction of old Star Wars lore and that it explores aspects of the force we never seen before but when some one critiques the sequels they insult you by saying “omg how can you take a children’s movie about space wizards so seriously?” Aka they wanna have the cake and eat it
@thejemstone9219 4 жыл бұрын
ConsooOOOOOOOOOOOoooommmmmm...
@IzEror 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot "Forget stuff established in the movie that came directly before this one it's irrelevant now. Also anything from any of the movies before too, probably not important. Next scene pretty lights!!"
@Flame-rp6yq 4 жыл бұрын
Maz: *has Luke's lightsaber* everyone: how did you get that? Maz: this convenient plot hole
@Zamolxes77 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, a whole that reached all the way to center of Bespin, a gas giant !
@WUNNA82 4 жыл бұрын
It explains it in a book called force collector good book btw
@darkmatter1721 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: how did you get Luke's lightsaber that was lost on cloud city? Maz: the dark side of the force is a pathway to some abilities some may consider... Unnatural.
@Zamolxes77 4 жыл бұрын
@@darkmatter1721 Yeah, I would have gone for Luke's cut off arm, you could have cloned yourself a Jedi Master. Oh wait, there is no need for Masters anymore, now you need no training my young Padawan. You just see someone perform a mind trick and you know how to do it, because you're just awesome and fabulous and strong!
@Thenormieking 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not Luke’s fyi
@KainaX122 3 жыл бұрын
The fans: “HOW?!?” Disney: “A good question. . . for another time.”
@JabamiLain 4 жыл бұрын
I still think this is all a nightmare that Legends' Luke is having.
@werescrewedpleaseendmysuff1028 4 жыл бұрын
i like tlj luke more than legends luke
@rdnowlin1206 4 жыл бұрын
That would be an absolute genius idea to fix this $*@&^!
@JabamiLain 4 жыл бұрын
@@rdnowlin1206 thank you but I can't take the credit for this idea. I read this idea in another comment and I agreed right way that was no fan-fiction, it was reality.
@752reaper 4 жыл бұрын
Force vision he has during the few second pause when he was about to strike Ben down.
@chip5892 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@felipeguidolin1055 4 жыл бұрын
"Your parents were nobody... from a certain point of view"
@lokir9959 4 жыл бұрын
“Cause technically it’s true, from a certain point of view!”🎼🎼🎼
@Taylor-kh1mf 4 жыл бұрын
Technically Rey's dad is still Palpatine
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's not like that wasn't shit that was pulled in the beloved Original Trilogy.
@ryantiller5624 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 Good thing they were good movies instead of this trash! Disney: Now, now... evil is kind of good if you open your hearts! *proceeds to kill the Skywalker and Solo bloodlines and leaves everything in the hands of a Palpatine, who goes on to wear the guise of the Skywalkers like Leatherface wearing the skin of his victims* Disney is perversion, and can't even make a good movie anymore. Enjoy perverting your kids with this subconsciously evil trash.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryantiller5624 "Good thing they were good movies" despite pulling aaaaallllllllllll the same shit? Yeah, that's a double standard. If 7-9 had been made first and 4-6 came after, you'd all be complaining about how Luke was a Mary Sue and how Han didn't know what a parsec was
@davematthews4820 4 жыл бұрын
Stitch: Rey is too powerful! Starkiller: *nervously whistles Starkiller after grabbing an entire star destroyer: * NERVOUS WHISTLES INTENSIFYING
@chain_of_nothing 4 жыл бұрын
@Sonny the Duck Hoenstly it would be best, if he were just not so op. Then he could fit in the universe better. Imo
@desolatorstorm142 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone is up-scaled in the force unleashed, so it's not so much that Starkiller was far above everyone as much as everyone got a buff. That being said, he shouldn't have been Vader-level.
@ethanwinters1469 4 жыл бұрын
Legends yoda lifted a entire mountain monster using the force Legends obi wan could be compared to someone capable of manipulating a black hole and could react in mere nano seconds and was equal to vader aka anakin the CHOSEN ONE
@chain_of_nothing 4 жыл бұрын
@@ethanwinters1469 Yeah this is all stupid and all but all these characters still had training.
@davematthews4820 4 жыл бұрын
Prince of hell Elmo ok
@wannabehistorian371 3 жыл бұрын
“Everything you can do I can do better” This is just... That was gold.
@becksbeard1774 4 жыл бұрын
ya'll remember that scene in pirates of the carrabiean when jack sparrow was in boat jail and the enemy was blasting cannon balls at him and he yelled "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"? i liked that movie
@johannesseyfried7933 4 жыл бұрын
It's called The Brig.
@becksbeard1774 4 жыл бұрын
@@johannesseyfried7933 thanks brig boy
@johannesseyfried7933 4 жыл бұрын
@@becksbeard1774 No Problem.
@ArtemisKing2468 4 жыл бұрын
Please tell there is a meme about this with the cannonballs labeled "the sequel trilogy", Jack Sparrow labeled as "the fans", and the Black Pearl labeled "the Star Wars ip"
@freshpalm4473 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Enumclaw 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a defense contractor trying to sell those desert tread bikes to a room full of generals. "Ok, so its a speeder that yeets storm troopers fifty feet into the air." And then the generals buy like a hundred of them.
@nautdead3197 4 жыл бұрын
Galaxies best salesman
@Andy-ef2on 4 жыл бұрын
They fly now!
@lucianobattistoniromero4618 4 жыл бұрын
Space stonks
@ww2germanhero 4 жыл бұрын
T H E Y F L Y N O W
@isaiahphillip4112 4 жыл бұрын
And get this we've innovated beyond outdated and cumbersome repulsor technology... introducing treads!
@BigJubble 4 жыл бұрын
Are we gonna just skim over the fact that the Sith and indeed Sith science are apparently common knowledge to random resistance schmucks (hell why would C3PO even have the ability to translate the Sith language?). The freaking Jedi were considered a myth to most at this point in the setting and they were a major group only a few decades ago and beyond the jedi no-one even knew the Sith even existed for almost a millennia.
@SuperPhunThyme9 4 жыл бұрын
yeah well...the writers were running late for croquet.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
"Are we gonna just skim over the fact that the Sith and indeed Sith science are apparently common knowledge to random resistance schmucks" Well let's see, with Palpatine dead and Coruscant reclaimed, ALL his old stuff would fall into New Republic hands. Given who sits at the top of the chain of command, it would almost certainly be turned over to Luke, giving him access to Jedi and SITH Holocrons, texts, files, relics, and the like. The New Republic chain of command, as well as Luke would realize that "Hey, this all started because nobody knew who the Sith were and thus we had no kind of early warning system to detect them, let's NOT keep this a super secret this time!" "(hell why would C3PO even have the ability to translate the Sith language?)." C-3PO is fluent in over SIX MILLION forms of communication. I cannot stress enough how absurdly high that number is. A Star Wars RPG once compiled a list of pretty much every alien in Star Wars at the time of Revenge of the Sith, and have stats for them as potential playable characters. That list included around 200 species. Assuming EACH one of those species spoke 10,000 languages, it wouldn't even put a DENT in the number C-3PO understands. It's pretty apparent that some linguist or group of linguists catalogued literally every language in the known universe to create an ultimate translator, and that eventually found its way to Tatooine to end up in a scrap droid. "The freaking Jedi were considered a myth to most at this point in the setting and they were a major group only a few decades ago and beyond the jedi no-one even knew the Sith even existed for almost a millennia." The Jedi were considered a myth because Palpatine put out a constant stream of misinformation for close to 2 decades, and while Luke might be well known, a lot of people might not believe he was an actual Jedi. Meanwhile, in the New Republic itself, especially the Resistance which was led by a Jedi, that information would be common knowledge, as would Palpatine being a Sith. As a sidenote, Darth Vader was WIDELY known as "The Dark Lord of the Sith", long before the Prequels explained what a Sith actually was.
@PrinceTancred 3 жыл бұрын
TheKyrix82 all of what you just said.. was wrong.
@TheKyrix82 3 жыл бұрын
@@PrinceTancred Sorry casual, that line only works if you back it up, and you can't. See, all I have to do to prove you wrong is prove that even ONE thing I've said up there is correct. And that's easy. Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith imagehost.vendio.com/a/35053760/aview/darthvader.gif the card was printed in 1995. Phantom Menace came out in 1999. So there, one thing is all it takes to shatter your smartassed little quip. Now, if you plan on ACTUALLY debunking anything I said, feel free to do so, and I will be fact checking you. Good luck casual.
@dallasfinlay8056 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 Why are you so butthurt basement dwelling incel...get a friend hahahahahhaha
@amanibob1416 4 жыл бұрын
Sitch, two months ago: " *The world is on fire.* " Me, now-ish: " *Oh, you sweet summer child.* "
@WesleyWhiteside 4 жыл бұрын
"The Last Jedi has so many plot holes!" Rise of Skywalker: "Hold my beer."
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if you're a casual who doesn't know the canon, sure. The only 'plot holes' in TLJ were characters making poor decisions, and this is coming from a guy who didn't even LIKE that movie
@defourruben 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 wtf are you kidding me. Tlj is so filled with plot holes. As in you don't go from scene to scene but from plothole to plothole.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
@@defourruben Should be a simple matter for you to name some. I've heard lots of people try, but most of the time the things they thought were plot holes were just them not knowing shit about Star Wars, oftentimes even stuff the actual movies covered.
@defourruben 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 ok why do ships fall back when flying in space? How do bombs fall in space? How can you use hyperspace travel as a weapon? Why can a single fighter destroy a dreadnought class ship? I could go on for a few hours. BTW only use canon data to answer.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
@@defourruben "ok why do ships fall back when flying in space? " And what do you mean 'fall back?'. How do they retreat? Because they were seen doing that in the original trilogy. I'm going to assume you mean how the bombers fell when fighting the dreadnaught. That goes down to one simple thing: Space in Star Wars doesn't operate like actual space. X-Wings, TIE Fighters, and the Milennium Falcon should not be able to perform the maneuvers they do without visible thrusts firing off every angle of the ship. Instead, they move like fighter jets in atmosphere even though that's impossible, because this is a space opera and not a science fiction, so 'looks cool' wins out over 'actually possible'. Also, why do TIE fighters make noise in space? This isn't just a thing for the audience, by the way, they are pointed out in canon sources to actually be audible in space. Specifically in 'The Princess, The Scoundrel, and the Farm Boy', Luke HEARS TIE fighters before he sees them multiple times. So in Star Wars, space works the same as a planet's atmosphere. "How do bombs fall in space? " See the above answer. "How can you use hyperspace travel as a weapon? " Normally, you don't, as there are multiple factors preventing it from working. Things like the mass of the vessel performing the attack, the mass of the vessel taking the attack, The fact that once you reach a certain velocity you slip into another dimension, and the fact that hyperspace-cancelling Interdictor Cruisers exist. The only vessels the rebels have access to big enough to use as a hyperspace bullet are Mon Calamari Star Cruisers, which are in short supply, and are wasted as bullets when they're the one thing that actually CAN fight a Star Destroyer. The reason the Radus was a 'one in a million' shot is because there were no Interdictors present to halt the hyperspeed, the Radus actually WAS massive enough to cause damage, and Holdo timed the jump so that the ships intersected at the point of highest velocity BEFORE the dimensional slip occured. Also, it wasnt enough to DESTROY the Supremacy, just cripple it, most of the damage to the rest of the fleet was done by the shrapnel of the Supremacy. "Why can a single fighter destroy a dreadnought class ship? " Why can a single fighter destroy a planet destroying superweapon? Then the bigger, more powerful version of that superweapon? Then the much bigger, much more powerful version of the bigger and more powerful version of that superweapon? And the droid control ship? I mean, it's not like Star Wars has a history of doing this or anything...and the answer to that question is shown in the fucking movie. Poe took out all the point defense weaponry, and let the bomber drop its payload onto it. I used to think the entire concept of the MG-100 StarFortress SF-17 was stupid when they could have used the much more versatile Y-Wing, until I looked up the ship's specs. A Y-wing carries 20 Proton Bombs. A Resistance Bomber carries 1.048. That is a LOT of bombs. And proton bombs are shown to be absurdly powerful. So how could a single fighter destroy a dreadnaught? It drops an absurd fuckload of bombs onto it. If you don't want to do the math, that's 52 Y-wings worth of bombs for EACH resistance bomber, with some bombs left over. that's almost 5 12-ship squadrons each. That's more firepower than they sent out at the first Death Star, and that's just ONE resistance bomber. So yeah, turns out technical data actually makes things make a lot more sense. The research on that one shut up my own complaint. "I could go on for a few hours. " Please do, still waiting for a plot hole that isn't also a plot hole in the rest of the series, like how space works "BTW only use canon data to answer." Easy enough, nothing from legends at all.
@AkkadDaily 4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY.
@matthewarnall8781 4 жыл бұрын
ya got a loicense for enjoying videos during quarantine?
@ivercingetorix1367 4 жыл бұрын
Oi, this isn't a holiday! Work from home!
@Technocratos90 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, hi Carl.
@Contrastlevania 4 жыл бұрын
Did you come here of your own free will? :^)
@TheXenoxen 4 жыл бұрын
Ah the successful politician has arrived
@jeremyjacobsen2943 4 жыл бұрын
Bro, this is the content I’m looking for. Intelligent and logical critiques on film that are supported by a great sense of humor is exactly my kind of video. I especially love how some of the lines in your script are said by inserting scenes from other movies. Other channels have done this before, but you’re the first one I’ve seen to truely pull off this “video-meme” format. Keep it up!
@TheKyrix82 3 жыл бұрын
What video were you watching with intelligent and logical critiques? I spent twenty minutes watching a clueless casual bitch about stuff he didn't understand before I gave up. This guy knows almost as much about Star Wars as he knows about the cure for H.I.V.
@sarwatarannya8786 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 then you know as much about making video critiques as a toddler with brain cancer
@oswaldmyer9500 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 Go fuck yourself. You're one of those pathetic Disney drones who responds to every single comment criticizing these movies trying to shoot down valid criticism.
@toastytoad8154 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 This guy knows a cure for HIV? No way! That's awesome! Think of the lives that could be saved!
@TheKyrix82 2 жыл бұрын
@@oswaldmyer9500 There's no 'valud criticism' there. It's entirely a case of this person not understanding what happened, not bothering to look to see if there's an answer, assuming it must be a mistake, and vomiting their ignorance to the rest of the world. As for 'Disney drone', no, sorry but I actually have valid criticism for the video. Because when I leave comments, I'll post point by point takedowns of what is wrong, and I never get refuted, I get people who attack me because they can't attack my points. So try again.
@tonigregory3240 3 жыл бұрын
The whole force dyad thing doesn't work anyway, because in TLJ, it's Snoke who uses the force to connect them. As he says when Rey goes to his throne room
@TheKyrix82 3 жыл бұрын
No, Snoke says he created the telepathic communication between the two, not the Dyad. Palpatine didn't have the ability to create a Dyad, so Snoke wouldn't either, and he damn sure wouldn't have made one that he wasn't a part of. No, Snoke just thinks he made a link between them, when all he did was wake the Dyad up.
@edwardelric603 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 lol. What a load of crap. You’re filling in the gaps of these plot holes in your Mind to rationalize the shortcomings of this garbage.
@zoinksss1372 4 жыл бұрын
anakin making c3po: “hold on let me make sure he won’t read the secret sith language that i totally know about” edit: holy shit this is a joke guys you don’t need to correct me in the reply section
@thomascollins5622 4 жыл бұрын
Anakin just downloaded the translation software off of the Holo-Net, obviously.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
Actually no, he found that particular module and installed it. He says it in the fucking movie. You know, the thing you casuals claim is the entirety of Star Wars?
@thomascollins5622 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 Bitch, did you just call me a casual? I'm an old-timer. I know practically every detail of the EU. And I was making a goddamn joke.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomascollins5622 No, I called the two people who posted in this before me casuals. So unless you changed accounts between the first post and this one, I wasn't addressing you at all.
@thomascollins5622 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 ah, my bad. Contextually it looked like it could go either way, so my apologies for jumping to conclusions.
@DarthEvilicus 4 жыл бұрын
I hope Jar Jar Abrams’ calamity of this trilogy wakes people up to the fact that he is really just a hack with not an original bone in his body
@RogueFox2185 4 жыл бұрын
There are some people who still think he’s a good writer after all this, maybe when he’s done destroying the DC universe people will finally get the message.
@deltoroperdedor3166 4 жыл бұрын
@@RogueFox2185 nah, let's be real. Is there a director that screwed up so bad that his name became burning holy water for any of his subsequent big movies? Besides M. Night ofc
@DarthEvilicus 4 жыл бұрын
DelToro Perdedor Michael bay has earned somewhat of a soiled reputation and he is objectively better than Jar Jar
@patrickfrost9405 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarthEvilicus Micheal Bay needs an assistant director to reign him in, and a writer that can acomodate him.
@jagtech490 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick Frost Bay makes good action films and he knows that it’s just that the story needs some more work
@Willowy13 4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that the snake didn't immediately tried to eat them. It just left because it understands the concept of being grateful.
@frostyvr9805 4 жыл бұрын
It really annoys me that the new movies are too much Disney and not enough Star Wars Edit: why the hell is rian Johnson getting a trilogy
@foulmoodcentral2830 4 жыл бұрын
The only character i pity is chewy, just not allowed to die...
@atraxian5881 4 жыл бұрын
@SolidSnakeOil watching the holiday special makes you realize why he hasn't seen his family in decades.
@DraculaCronqvist 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking ironic when you think about it, as he's basically the only original cast member that *was* allowed to die in Legends.
@zaprese 4 жыл бұрын
DraculaCronqvist Ironic indeed.
@josh-kg1rb 4 жыл бұрын
@@DraculaCronqvist they need him for posters and to say your beloved heroes are still alive
@matane2465 4 жыл бұрын
This is Disney. They killed all the face characters and kept the sculpted characters alive. Because you can have anyone in the chewbacca or droid costumes.
@carwyn3691 4 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think this Kyle O'Rain guy might be a badly written character
@forwardtsender8573 4 жыл бұрын
And he was still better than Rey.
@ryanratchford2530 4 жыл бұрын
Forward Tsender fire is hotter than ice
@kylo-benshapiro687 4 жыл бұрын
"A morally ambiguous character is an evil character that's hot"= some guy
@tedarcher9120 4 жыл бұрын
@@kylo-benshapiro687 Snape wasn't hot tho, he was fuckin beta simp
@bryanneideffer3969 4 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to think of one well written character.....jepordy music begins
@yodathe6037 3 жыл бұрын
After having watched this several times, I just caught something interesting: Ya see, in the "See, Rey Trains" scene, pay close attention to the little bot shooting at Rey and how she doesn't even move her lightsaber and takes like 3 or more shots to the same spot instead of what you'd expect a bot training you for battle to do: i.e. hit you at points you won't be blocking
@ajduong 4 жыл бұрын
Most hated thing about each Star Wars Trilogy: Original: an annoying side race who defy logic and succeed Prequels: an annoying side comic relief who defies logic and succeeds Sequels: a main cast who defy logic and succeed
@nathanjora7627 3 жыл бұрын
... An annoying side race ? ... What are you referring to ? (Also : Jar Jar doesn’t succeed. He fails. It’s still stupid that the gungan army resisted more than fives minutes considering their broken tactics, but still)
@tatw167 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanjora7627 I think the reference was to Ewoks
@nathanjora7627 3 жыл бұрын
Tatw I don’t know how I managed not to get that considering how I despise Ewoks ^^
@corrat4866 3 жыл бұрын
Nathan Jora no, Darth Jar Jar does get to control the galaxy through his puppet Papa Palps
@edwardelric603 2 жыл бұрын
Ewoks kick ass
@MrCG35 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry, now are we supposed to forget the entire PREQUELS?” Well, yes...but, actually, no.
@henkhenk8320 4 жыл бұрын
prequels aregood
@andlynk2571 4 жыл бұрын
HENK HENK rots is incredible, imo it’s the only actual good prequel movie. I feel like people have nostalgia goggles making Tpm and aotc seem much better then they are. I enjoy them, yes, but I don’t think they are good. Story is good in the prequels, but acting and dialogue is terrible. The opposite in the sequels tbh, great acting and dialogue but not a great story
@derkach7907 4 жыл бұрын
Other way around would make more sense:" I'm sorry, now does the prequels matter anymore?" Well yes, but actually no.
@Kirifuki 4 жыл бұрын
Obviously no because they had at least 2 broken b1 battle droids in the background
@henkhenk8320 4 жыл бұрын
@@andlynk2571 i dissagree about the dialogue in the sequels its so rushed
@calemr 4 жыл бұрын
2 hours? PSA is embracing the Long.
@Ike_of_pyke 4 жыл бұрын
He just needs to put on the mask
@TheOwenMajor 4 жыл бұрын
Every man a king.
@conk3rryan422 4 жыл бұрын
bBuT . . . L0nG mAn BaD !!
@viscountrainbows6452 4 жыл бұрын
長いだ
@conk3rryan422 4 жыл бұрын
@@viscountrainbows6452 そうですね!
@musiccreator123fs 4 жыл бұрын
weird thought : why does Kylo want to be like Vader if he turned to back to the dark side in return of the jedi?
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine it's because he's Hot Topic in human form, and Vader appeals the the edgy bad-boy persona he wants to project.
@thatcrystalpie 3 жыл бұрын
The sequels treat everything else in the saga like it happened both 3 days ago and 3 centuries ago.
@metalliopleurodon 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly didn't noticed they killed the same 6 soldiers twice because i fell asleep for like 10 minutes during the final battle.
@kossend1 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I didn't notice because I was trying to make sense of whatever was happening through the movie
@bryanneideffer3969 4 жыл бұрын
Cause you need one of those pairs of funny farm glasses to see the real 3 ring circus going on!
@presidentsmug1924 4 жыл бұрын
I legit fell asleep at this point in the movie.
@ianleiter1612 4 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep during the entire movie and I was at the movie theatre
@lund5869 4 жыл бұрын
I was just laughing at how pathetic and stupid the final Battle was
@canadiangopnik7007 4 жыл бұрын
You know what, I don’t care about the constant hyperspace jumping in the opening action scene, I care more about the fact that STANDARD TIE FIGHTERS DON’T HAVE HYPERDRIVES!!!
@BigBroTejano 4 жыл бұрын
What? You mean the incredibly cheap and mass produced swarm tactic fighters that don’t even have life support to save on price and weight hence why their pilots have to wear full environment space suits also don’t canonically have hyperdrive because their not meant to go on solo missions away from their carrier ship or base?
@canadiangopnik7007 4 жыл бұрын
BigBroLittleSis1 the part that pisses me off is that there IS a model of tie fighter that has a hyperdrive, the model that kylo’s is based off of, I think they’re called TIE Advanced or something like that, I don’t remember off the top of my head, but like seriously guys, the first order clearly has like infinite money or some shit, they can afford sooooo many star destroyers, starkiller base, snokes capital ship, etc... so they could definitely afford a few dozen of the models that DO have hyperdrives, it just shows how unbelievably lazy they are, like “hey, shouldn’t we double check if these ships that are constantly hyper jumping, even have hyperdrives?” “Naw, nobody will even notice” FUCK YOU DISNEY, I NOTICED!!
@nameholderplaceholder4856 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, the F.O TIEs have hyperdrives. But God, do I hate that scene.
@canadiangopnik7007 4 жыл бұрын
Chicken Nugget Playz ah ok, thanks
@rockingrobin12 4 жыл бұрын
Thrawn's tie defenders also had hyperdrives. Would have been cool to actually see them in a movie.
@Thomas-lq6pf 4 жыл бұрын
"Cloning, a dark science only the sith knew." The Clone Wars, one of the largest wars in the history of the lore, that only happened like, 60 years prior: No
@JoshuaWillis89 3 жыл бұрын
That’s not even the line. He was listing “secrets only the Sith knew” as an additional explanation. I don’t even like the movie, but I’m also not a moron with the comprehension abilities of a 5 year old.
@Thomas-lq6pf 3 жыл бұрын
@@JoshuaWillis89 Yeah, i did mess up the line, but I do understand that it's supposed to be some semblance of an explanation. The only problem is that the explanation made no sense whatsoever, as we see the clones be developed by kaminoans without the assistance of sith. The only thing we see have any semblance of sith influence in kaminoans clones is the biochips that were made for the clone troopers so they can execute order 66
@Zyas333 4 жыл бұрын
"Child soldiers" I'll never look at stormtroopers the same again...
@sheesh8831 4 жыл бұрын
The jedi used child soldiers
@justafan9399 4 жыл бұрын
0_0
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
The clones were also Child Soldiers. Remember, Rex, Cody, and all the others were 13 years old at the end of the Clone Wars
@nathanjora7627 3 жыл бұрын
sheesh I hope you mean the clones. That, in the movie, were barely more than meat robots :| And they didn’t ask for these child soldiers, they were created for them following a sith ploy.
@nathanjora7627 3 жыл бұрын
Stormtroopers were mostly volunteers, the most hardened veterans and elite of the imperial army. Not child soldiers.
@sirnesbit1285 4 жыл бұрын
21:00 This bothered me so much. Finn even bonds with someone later on over their shared past of being stormtroopers. Yet, he shows absolutely no remorse for killing these people who he was raised with, even though he could easily have ended up staying as them in different circumstances.
@insulttothehumanrace3807 4 жыл бұрын
This problem was in the trilogy as far back as the first movie, where Finn's turn from the First Order was seeing a fellow stormtrooper shot and dying, and being traumatized by that... then 2 minutes later he has no qualms whatsoever gunning down other troopers. Which if anything makes this even worse.
@noble14 4 жыл бұрын
@@insulttothehumanrace3807 I'm surprised people actually think jj is a genius when he can't even write characters, let alone a story without relying on a race from one objective to the other like a game of domination in cod with a new map and new players on one team using present loadouts and the other being Max levels and the best loadouts in the game, both of which don't know how to hold down an objective.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
@@insulttothehumanrace3807 You'll notice that Finn has an absurdly high aversion to dying and letting his friends die. He's not under any illusions that if he and his buddies just throw their hands up the Stormtroopers will just let them go. So the choice is "I let you kill me and my friends" or "I kill all of you", especially knowing the ruthless indoctrination Stormtroopers go through.
@gio-ve7vn 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 That's true but there could have been ways to show Finn having a moral dilemma w/ killing stormtroopers, even if it was necessary. Some hesitation maybe - at least at first - to fighting in general, then when he does fight, he goes for nonlethal hits (arms, legs, incapacitating the enemy rather than killing them). It could have been an interesting point of conflict too, where someone Finn cares about gets hurt because he refuses to kill. Imagine the moral complexities of that, especially for a person who would do almost anything for his friends. The last part of his arc could have been him freeing the rest of the stormtroopers. Imagine if the war was won because all the stormtroopers simply refused to fight. Imagine the First/last order collapsing from the inside as stormtroopers rebelled and mutinied en mass (perhaps with the help of some spies??). Now that would have thematic resonance.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
@@gio-ve7vn I can imagine it. And I imagine the fans would have decried it as the biggest fucking cop out in the history of the franchise "How dumb, 'we don't wanna fight, boo hoo!' ". As for Finn hesitating, why would he? He knows these people. He was always, no pun intended, the black sherp of the corps, these aren't his friends and they're no longer even his colleagues. They're people who are disgusted by his cowardess, weakness, and treason, and they won't hesitate to shoot him. Now if he found a trooper that hesitated, that's one thing. But he knows better than anyone the indoctrination they all went through, and he knows he's the exception, not the rule. He should no more hesitate a stormtrooper on the chance that he'll turn good than Luke should've hesitated taking the shot that destroyed the Death Star on the hopes that the gunner wouldn't fire (and in Legends, that WAS the case. He'd blown up Despayr and Alderaan, and was praying that something would stop him from destroying Yavin 4 as well, and was delaying the shot as long as he could)
@ivercingetorix1367 4 жыл бұрын
I for one am happy that Sitch is making this critique into a trilogy.
@Xtoff 4 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the Prequel Spin-offs of these videos.
@viscountrainbows6452 4 жыл бұрын
Length, AND girth😤👌🏿
@alexhayden219 4 жыл бұрын
it's like pottery.
@ivercingetorix1367 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexhayden219 Aren't you supposed to be in my ship right now?
@Rhamsody 4 жыл бұрын
I'm loving how you keep calling the first order soldiers "child soldiers". 😂😂
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
Well, they are...I mean, Star Wars kinda has a thing for Child Soldiers. First Order Stormtroopers, Kamino Clone Troopers...Jedi Padawans...the list goes on. Not to mention individuals, like Luke, Leia, Ezra and Sabine. And likely Han, he just always seemed older to me, but he's probably Luke's age too.
@WobblesandBean 3 жыл бұрын
_but where is the lie_
@vojtisek9934 3 жыл бұрын
In dictionary, every new power rey has is explained by the Jedi texts from old jedi temple that Yoda somehow didn't find during his 800 years long jedi career
@viewtales3556 4 жыл бұрын
“ cloning... only secrets the sith know” impossible perhaps the archives are incomplete.
@lucasoheyze4597 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he means transferring a consciousness into a clone body, that doesn't seem to be a standard part of cloning.
@mitchelldavis3846 2 жыл бұрын
Just thought of this… they say in movie that maybe papa palpatine is a clone but then why is his fingers all jacked up lol what a shitty trilogy
@thesenate5913 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when palpatine low key started the clone wars and became the senate through subtlety and cunning? No? Do you know the story of Darth Plaguiess The Wise?
@bloozkluse6122 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@thekiss2083 3 жыл бұрын
@@bloozkluse6122 I thought so. It's a story the Sith would tell you.
@bassmantjox1299 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I do!
@thegreatskinkpriest8104 4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about the force on the ship thing: in legends, this guy called Dorsk 81 (he’s the 81st clone of this dude named Dorsk) was one of Luke’s apprentices, and he force pushes 17 star destroyers out of a planets orbit. Now, this drained all of his energy and killed him but, I’m just saying this isn’t the first time it’s happened.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
There was also the circumstance that he was sitting atop a pyramid constructed with the express purpose of channeling and boosting the Force, and was acting as the focal point for his entire class's efforts. But they were also not even at the point where they would be considered padawans. If a Jedi Knight had tried the same, they might have lived.And Starkiller yanked a Star Destroyer out of orbit on his own, so...
@jakobyarns4369 4 жыл бұрын
“Dark science, Cloning. Secrets only the sith knew” Lama Su: MWAHAHAHAHA
@E1025 4 жыл бұрын
All three parts released at once? It's borderline experimental.
@robrick9361 4 жыл бұрын
Should have been 7 parts.
@SAOrules 4 жыл бұрын
rob rick it should have taken 12 years to make
@naughteedesign 4 жыл бұрын
may even be viral
@GeneralTantzu 4 жыл бұрын
Is RedLetterMedia's comment section replacing PSA Stich's comment section?
@jtr7377 4 жыл бұрын
It should have been released on a black and white movie projector with no sound, and anything that is said is briefly shown in a panel between scenes.
@phaedrus2764 4 жыл бұрын
"Brain washed child soldiers." Has got to be my favorite, hi quality representation of no plot, and Hollywood.
@JD.......... 4 жыл бұрын
Lol The child soldiers trope just never gets old....
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
Star Wars has had child soldiers since it started. What the hell do you think Luke was?
@TheKyrix82 3 жыл бұрын
@Fox Kitsune No rest. Other people on other comments on other videos take issue with what I say. Funny thing is, the goal isn't to make people like the sequels, it's to stop the spread of misinformation. And it's a little off topic, but I'm an index finger typer.
@bloodangel7731 3 жыл бұрын
Disney: stop asking questions and give us your damn money!
@dutchskyrimgamer.youtube2748 3 жыл бұрын
I missed the fact that Hyperspace can't breach anything. Activating Hyperspace will get the spaceship to a worm hole. So the whole fleet couldn't be destroyed just by the Mon Calamari cruiser.
@WasserLemone 4 жыл бұрын
So Sith Lightning is passed down by genes? So was Count Dooku Palpatines son? So was he Rey's father? DAMN!!!1!!11!!
@catalin2766 4 жыл бұрын
No no my son you don't get it. Actually Dooku was the a distant cousin of Palpatine by alliance. I know you may say that they are not related but think about it this way: Ray lighting go boom boom
@johannesseyfried7933 4 жыл бұрын
@IAN HEINE Rey: "What does that make me?" Dooku *Force-Lightnings her to death*: "NOTHING!"
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
Uh no? It's just incredibly easy to tap into, kinda like how Luke FORCE CHOKED some Gamorreans in Return of the Jedi and nobody batted a fucking eye, even though Yoda and Obi Wan never taught him that. Ya know, Vader's signature move, used by his son? Seriously, do you people know ANYTHING about Star Wars? You are why gatekeeping needs to exist
@markopusic8258 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Force lightning is so easy to tap into that the only character that was able to use it back in the day was Palpatine, the literal ultimate bad guy, who was easily believed to be an incredible force user. What did we know about the force before Palps showed off? That it made your instincts sharper, enhanced physical abilities a bit (Luke using force jump against Vader and stuff), could influence weak minds and could pull things around. At best, force choking is nothing but an extrapolation of the force pull and Luke was already able to force pull at the beginning of episode 5 so while it is... Worth noting that Luke could force choke in episode 6, it's not that unbelievable compared to an ability that only the final boss could use, and even in the prequels only him, his old apprentice Dooku and Yoda could pull off, with all of them being old and proficient masters of the force. So no, force lightning and force choking is not comparable at all, and Rey using force lightning is unbelievable because she never endured the decades of training we can assume it takes to learn (even funnier, she never uses it again sooo yeah, that's a bad setup without any pay off other than "oh no I'm bad" I guess)
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
@@markopusic8258 Alright, tell me in what source they said that force lightning was difficult? And Vader being unable to use lightning is less a power and control thing and more a "you don't have meat limbs and also you'll fry your suit' thing
@grand-dadmiral 4 жыл бұрын
In a nutshell, a dyad is the same type of Stand as Star Platinum.
@dandydasyt4766 4 жыл бұрын
Which is why i use pot of Greed!
@pacoramon9468 4 жыл бұрын
That's how Rey defeated Palpatine.
@marengo1972 4 жыл бұрын
Ora
@kenwayfudo3952 4 жыл бұрын
Da waldo!!!!
@DopeitsG4 4 жыл бұрын
STARR PLATIUMMM !! ORA ORA ORA ORA
@Flight_of_Icarus 4 жыл бұрын
Why is it that almost every screen of Rey in conflict looks like she's 5 years old and her mom took her toy away?
@nobodyfromnowwhere7510 4 жыл бұрын
The constant changes in music, fun video game noises that let us play "I know that noise!" all keep this 40 minute video feel more like it never drags.
@unclephillymya 4 жыл бұрын
“snoke trained you well” HAHAA WHAAT
@ankerhr 4 жыл бұрын
It was luke that trained her...
@freddie3477 3 жыл бұрын
ankerhr he’s talking about Ben solo that bad character
@ankerhr 3 жыл бұрын
@@freddie3477 oh yeah, fuck srry i don't know why i commented that.
@lukedelameter7961 Жыл бұрын
Hell, Snoke even says that he never finished Ren’s training.
@matthewpeverill5688 4 жыл бұрын
I love how in the Thrawn trilogy books one of the biggest plot points is the race for the Empire and the New Republic to find the "Katana Fleet", a lost fleet of star destroyers that were fitted with Slave Drives so they could be effectively piloted with a skeleton crew to eliminate the need for hundreds of thousands of troops. In this movie Palpatine has a fleet of star destroyers cause he has a fleet of star destroyers and he can effectively pilot them cause he has as many men as he needs to. Boy I bet they regret removing Legends from canon.
@ww2germanhero 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Peverill I remember Disney fans mocking us because Dark Empire had Sidious coming back as a clone. And why did they never address him as Lord/Darth Sidious or Emperor in this film? He went full Dark Lord.
@ww2germanhero 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Ortiz-Wilson So true. I had to even block some back them, cause they couldn't get any criticism without freaking out.
@SgtIronbeak 4 жыл бұрын
Or him finding and using the Star Forge. You know, that massive macguffin from KotOR
@niemand6916 4 жыл бұрын
I dont want to nitpick, because I understand your point and agree to it, but the Katana fleet aren't actually star destroyers. They're outdated cruisers called Dreadnaughts, that aren't even close to being as powerfull as a star destroyer. But yeah, many things in legends had better writing than the sequels.
@thomascollins5622 4 жыл бұрын
@@niemand6916 The Crystal Star was better than the Disney Trilogy.
@StarlasAiko 4 жыл бұрын
And that is why I maintain to this day, the entirety of Star Wars is three movies and a bunch of awesome books.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
And that is why you're an idiot. You can choose to like certain things, but that sort of erasure is just your brain unable to cope with reality. The wrong people ate tide pods.
@dallasfinlay8056 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82 You again...Stop gate keeping star Wars...it's not yours...you are loser who goes mad everytime someone mentions what they don't like in Star Wars.Get help basement dwelling loser
@Ramsey276one 3 жыл бұрын
Smart choice
@mwuhahahahaaa854 4 жыл бұрын
Cloning, secrets only the sith knew. [PlanetKamino69 wants to know your location]
@randykrus9562 4 жыл бұрын
The JJ/Rian Star Wars trilogy in order..... Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest
@SuperPhunThyme9 4 жыл бұрын
no the last one's dumberer...
@hyhtyg1134 3 жыл бұрын
No dumb, dumbest and dumbest
@anakinskinwalker1724 3 жыл бұрын
No no no... "Dumberer, Retarded, Severely ill"
@viscountrainbows6452 3 жыл бұрын
Shit Diarrhea Rectal Prolapse
@danofsteel785 4 жыл бұрын
"If your hero and villain have the same goal, you don't have a story." That could work, however. Two characters with diametrically opposed ideologies trying to achieve a similar goal could work off of each other; it even makes Kylo far more sympathetic. That also requires competent writing and audience investment.
@justafan9399 4 жыл бұрын
You’re not wrong. But despite having every opportunity to respond to the backlash in a meaningful, logical, and ultimately satisfying way with a thrilling conclusion... we got this.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
"If your hero and villain have the same goal, you don't have a story." Guess that throws Return of the Jedi out the window. The Rebel's goal was to get to the Death Star II, and Palpatine's goal was to get the Rebels to the Death Star II
@justafan9399 4 жыл бұрын
TheKyrix82 I mean, having the Rebels reach the Death Star II was the goal for both sides, but there was a difference in the context behind why both sides wanted to complete the same goal; the Rebellion wanted to get to the Death Star II to destroy it, while Palpatine wanted them to arrive so that he could trap and destroy their fleet.
@soyellechero2112 4 жыл бұрын
ist anakins lightsaber.. not lukes lukes lightsaber was green
@ksodz1397 3 жыл бұрын
You dumb or what?
@gunjantripathi3340 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why everyone keeps forgetting it
@Kill3r12341 4 жыл бұрын
The editing to this video is phenomenal LMFAO
@TheKyrix82 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess that means that he did one part of the video well, because he sure as shit didn't bother to fact check any of this
@ryan_currently_awake8445 4 жыл бұрын
Remember when the extended universe, (or known as the collection of games, comics, and novels) almost used the same story but... It was... Good.
@BigBroTejano 4 жыл бұрын
Are you implying that Kennedy yeeted decades of extended universe material and the creatively bankrupt hack that is JJ pretty much ripped that stuff off?
@smd0512 4 жыл бұрын
@@BigBroTejano yes, yes he is.
@user-hz9hu4gh2z 3 жыл бұрын
@@BigBroTejano well, yes. Legends already had Jacen Solo: a son of Leia and Han and a disciple of Luke who fell to the Dark Side and joined a Sith leagacy group under the name of Darth Caedus. Disney simply renamed him Ben (again, Legends already had Ben Skywalker) aka Kylo Ren. Legends already had a powerful Imperial remnant state lead by a non-Sith Dark Jedi by the name of Empire Reborn, lead by supreme prosecutor Hethrir. Disney renamed them as the First Order and replaced Hethrir with Snoke, who was Hethrir without everything making Hethrir cool. Legends even already had a storyline where Darth Sidious returned via cloning and soul transmission (!), restored most of the Empire (!!) and made himself a living manifestation of the Dark Side, taking down whom required combined power of every Jedi in Galaxy's history (!!!).
@Thulzor 2 жыл бұрын
9:10 According to the wiki one Imperial I-class Star Destroyer has a crew of 37085. That means he would've needed millions to man those ships.
@TY-up1xp 4 жыл бұрын
The Sarah McLachlin commercial music makes me crack up every time.
@miguelmontenegro3520 4 жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough the only people I heard praising it were antisocial weirdoes that used the "its Just a movie" argument, still arguing they were badass fans.
@MrPoke 4 жыл бұрын
I liked it
@kyletitterton 4 жыл бұрын
I quite liked it and I'm pretty good at parties when not in an enforced lockdown.
@miguelmontenegro3520 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrPoke As we say It over here: Tem doido para tudo xD
@JoseRamirez-dv5uo 4 жыл бұрын
U liked the bad editing? Killing same people? Weapons in hand disappearing? Lol
@miguelmontenegro3520 4 жыл бұрын
@@JoseRamirez-dv5uo His brother must be a kid. Kids doesn't have the same level of experience in dealing with Disney we do.
@unclephillymya 4 жыл бұрын
lol Palpatine is Freeza 100% Can’t wait for the next trilogy where we will get GOLDEN PALPATINE
@citcoin-official2681 4 жыл бұрын
Nah..they'll be Stealing from another Property Next: They'll all be Stopping Time with the Force, and Stealing other People's bodies and all that.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
@@citcoin-official2681 The only property Star Wars stole from was Star Wars Legends. This story came out in 1991 guys.
@citcoin-official2681 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKyrix82yes. It came out in 1991 except then, it was Better.
@ethanwinters1469 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest palpy came first
@citcoin-official2681 4 жыл бұрын
@@ethanwinters1469 Not in the Sequels he didn't. And it's only in the Sequels that he did anything like that.
@JJsiN84 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm tellin the Story!". Lol one of my all time favorite clips used perfectly
@antlando2555 4 жыл бұрын
The single best moment of the sequel trilogy was the quote "They fly now?" It's so applicable to everyday life.
@mistydolphin2524 4 жыл бұрын
Why would palpatine announce his return to the galaxy? No, the real question: Why the flying frick would he use fortnite to do it?
@kossend1 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was accidental. Palpatine had a traitor who recorded him saying that and uploaded it to Fortnite. Palpatine realised and sent out forces to kill anyone who was logged on at the time. The people they get the message from in the opening scene are actually a gaming troupe on the run from Palpatine's cronies. We're going to get a Rogue One style anthology movie about their story in getting that message to the Resistance.
@android19willpwn 4 жыл бұрын
he's a drama queen. Did you SEE his throne room?
@kossend1 4 жыл бұрын
@@android19willpwn "This is opening night and he's a full tilt diva. He wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a monument built in the skies with his name plastered...son of a bitch"
@ThatGoblinShow 4 жыл бұрын
Why would they use fortnight instead of any of the online star wars games...... franchise fail.
@ThiccTurd 4 жыл бұрын
Kosdan I get that tony stark quote
@BismarckMMA1898 4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t sith lighting an ability than is learned, like its not something unique to palpatine.
@Aspect_of_the_idiot 4 жыл бұрын
Disney: Well yes but actually no
@spooplegeist5260 4 жыл бұрын
Count Dooku is Palpatine confirmed.
@kylewalter3111 4 жыл бұрын
@@spooplegeist5260 What A Twist!!!!!
@justafan9399 4 жыл бұрын
Deniz Mergen Isn’t Force Lightning also a power that requires anger to work, or am I interpreting it wrong?
@kylewalter3111 4 жыл бұрын
@@justafan9399 I would say it depends. A skilled sith can do it without anger, but a sith that's just starting out might need the anger to fuel the lightning
@thedoctorprofessor1817 3 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of the force=the script. With enough force training, Rey can realize she's a character in a movie.
@sanctificate6285 4 жыл бұрын
“Rian Johnson is getting his own trilogy” *_fuck_*
@cpt.awesome7281 4 жыл бұрын
24:12 Healing was *never* a jedi power. If you remember, the tale of Darth Pelagius The Wise-the man who was so knowledgeable in the force that he could even stop other people from dying-was not a story the jedi would tell you.
@android19willpwn 4 жыл бұрын
Force healing was always a light-side power. It's just that modern Jedi are so shitty that they forgot how to do it and Sideous was, unsurprisingly, full of shit.
@johnblackman6523 4 жыл бұрын
Force healing was a thing, just not a magical miracle cure all
@noble14 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnblackman6523 unless you're a female and a SIMP has your back
@noble14 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnblackman6523 unless you're a female and a SIMP has your back
@Susanoo7108 4 жыл бұрын
I've only seen force healing in the video games, so I'm not sure how it's meant to work
@rebel_diamonds 4 жыл бұрын
39:01 just realized that while Kylo and Rey where having their skype duel to all those stormtroopers on the planet with Kylo it looked like he was swinging at empty air and talking to himself like a kid fighting imaginary enemies. This movie is a gift in it's stupidity.
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
Kylo's people were used to him doing bizarre shit and never questioning it
@kieranhj8759 4 жыл бұрын
God: “My world's on fire, how bout yours? That's the way I like it and I’ll never get bored
@westleyhurtgen4275 4 жыл бұрын
When the only thing you got out of the movie was kylo has a pretty sick looking water cooled pc
@derkach7907 4 жыл бұрын
In the cast of " Rise of Skywalker " "Allow to introduce myself : My name is conflic..." Disney:" NEXT! "
@manolgeorgiev9664 4 жыл бұрын
Hux: ".......I'm the spy!" Me and pretty much everyone in the theatre: 😂😂😂😂
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
Hux was always kind of a joke. He and Kylo were basically parodies of the Imperial fans
@pt5175 4 жыл бұрын
They just couldn’t figure out what to do with him
@Kevin-yq7ei 4 жыл бұрын
him doing it because he hates Kylo is literally the only thing remotely believable about it
@TheKyrix82 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kevin-yq7ei Hating Kylo doesn't even begin to touch on it. Hux has ALWAYS been up his own ass. This is a guy who conspired with Phasma to murder his own father in one of the ugliest ways possible just to get promoted
@Super10788 4 жыл бұрын
This is really well done. I would recommend this to Walt Disney himself
@matthewvillalba-mutis6545 4 жыл бұрын
the cuphead music for rey at the beginning was gold. honestly cuphead’s story would’ve fitted better than this one: “you don’t make a deal with the Senate!”
@JojokimVT 4 жыл бұрын
Is it really Luke's lightsaber? I don't know about you, but I would rather call it Anakin's lightsaber or the Skywalker lightsaber. But that wouldn't work cause that would include Rey too because of her stealing the Skywalker name. So, don't use that
@ottoettema9281 4 жыл бұрын
Skysaber?
@ncommon3378 3 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: take a shot every time the spinning jet pack stormtrooper clip plays
@nekolawmendesdesouza8560 4 жыл бұрын
This whole movie looks like a old School game with quests and Magic coins
@TheKyrix82 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Star Wars to me, at least to someone who is familiar with the franchise beyond just half-remembered movies
@quinnparker3432 2 жыл бұрын
@thekyrix82 please stop gatekeeping
@insulttothehumanrace3807 4 жыл бұрын
32:16 Also remember in the OT, when Han Chewie and Luke shot the staff and cameras in the prison block - *after getting there stealthily* - but right after that someone called to see what was going on, and immediately sent a squad to the area? ... A minor point, I know, but still a case of cause & effect being ignored in this movie. As happens very often.
@foulmoodcentral2830 4 жыл бұрын
Starwars has used the guilty soldier that turned traitor because of orders backstory so much it isn't even funny anymore.
@honestkyn718 4 жыл бұрын
I disagree, they didn't do that until finn and if they did it's either eu or legends
@foulmoodcentral2830 4 жыл бұрын
@@honestkyn718 Which makes it different why? its been overused regardless.
@honestkyn718 4 жыл бұрын
@@foulmoodcentral2830 the movie audience hasn't seen the eu?
@foulmoodcentral2830 4 жыл бұрын
@@honestkyn718 Could be, could also be that they were heavily invested in the eu before these sequels began and started noticing a pattern?
@honestkyn718 4 жыл бұрын
@@foulmoodcentral2830 and you realize that as much a people like the EU not everyone bothered to read?
@SammEater Жыл бұрын
Palpatine releaving himself on Fortnite was the most hilarious moment in the Star Wars franchise.
@OlexiVR Жыл бұрын
about the force healing, it's been known as an extremely rare gift. but she obviously possesses all of them.
@croebot5446 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is where he blames Rian Johnson for Rise of Skywalker.
@snene5643 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, even though the movie had problems, I enjoyed it because of the visuals and that it didn’t seem rushed like TROP (the rise of palpatine)
@JoeNeutrino 4 жыл бұрын
"Penultimate" means second-to-last, not final.
@lordkayx 4 жыл бұрын
Had to scroll and make sure before I said it. But really I hoped this guy had info on a Star Wars X or if I am being honest IX because rise of skywalker is like "the last Jedi part 2, now with too much plot"Anyhow lets timestamp that mistake 0:25
@RobertMc0811 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely the best sequel trilogy review there is and one of the best reviews I've seen in general. So many small bits that had me dying.
@abstractCalam1ty 4 жыл бұрын
"They can fly now?" Me laughs in clone wars
@johnstriker480 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Plinkett would be proud! HAVE A PIZZA ROLL!
@Xtoff 4 жыл бұрын
Nowhere near enough Star Trek
@ffejpsycho 4 жыл бұрын
And jump in the car and steer directly into Jack In The Box Lobby!
@jaytender4949 4 жыл бұрын
John Striker Who? Sounds like a douchebag who would waste his time by making videos on why the Star Wars prequels are "awful" but actually didn't pay any attention. But still I don't know who that is
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