When you're money laundering, quality productions are not your priority.

Leslye was Harvey's acolyte.

I'm so sick of cringe lesbian fanfiction being injected into everything.

"You're telling me C3PO isn't gay" I'm telling you it's a sexless robot

Kathleen says, "Don't even ask questions. Just consume and move on."

Thank you, Melanie for speaking out about the depravity. You see what's going on very clearly and state it explicitly so regular people are made aware of just how evil the entertainment industry has become.

"I waaaaant,.....an ACOLYTE!" is right up there with "Somehow, ....Palpatine returned".

Just pull the plug, Disney. That's all we're asking for. 🤣😒

All they care about is getting the paycheck and pushing THE MESSAGE

Who's stopping Emo Sith from acting evil and having a pupil? It's a big old universe out there!

They need to make their own original stories instead of ruining everyone elses' out of creative jealousy.

what type of idiot would put a lethal weapon that close to their face!!

I am a man who have zero awareness of hair, makeup real or fake hair and known for being oblivious. I noticed the extensions in her hair randomly. They made her awful hair style worse

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to embarrassment…?

The look she does after the lightsaber haircut is like an advert for hair shampoo.

It’s like I keep saying: it must really suck being a Star Wars fan these days😬🙁

The Acoshite

Imagine getting a major American IP... changing your life, learning another language for it....and it's THIS...🤦‍♂️

She's cutting her hair with a lightsaber right, to disguise herself as her sister? Didn't anyone notice she would now smell of burnt lightsaber hair?!

why do witches need lightsabers?

I like the video where she goes woopsie! Out with her face! 😂

I've only seen clips but I can't imagine how awful this abomination is by watching a single episode.

My friend told me to watch ep 5 just for the saber fight, I told him would you eat a shit sandwich with really good bread? Watching ejacolyte just for the good parts would be like struggling to eat around shit.

Was half expecting her hair to poof out into the fro from her 'music video'. Also: "I wish this were higher quality" said literally everyone.

The Gasolyte: The show that smells of burning hair.

These actors shouldn’t be angry at the audience, they should be angry with their showrunner and producers. This whole thing is a mess and you can tell it got mangled by editing and reshoots by the way things don’t really seem to make a lot of sense. There’s a part where she knocks out Sol with the stun gun and it just randomly cuts to an establishing shot of a sunrise and then they’re in a completely different place. It’s just like “oh, this is a part they rewrote and reshot”

"But the jedi like you might call me... sith." "There are some who call me... Tim."

So easy to accidentally pierce ur chest cavity with that lightsaber, or whip ur face off. This is the equilivent of an experienced gunsmith looking down the barrel of a fully loaded automatic weapon. Pure stupidity.

Remember when we used gay to me stupid or lame. The Acolyte IS the gayest Star Wars ever.

it's like they are going out of their way to make the worst decisions possible on every turn with this show...

It is an embarrassment.

My God, this was written by a 5 year old

Lee Jung-Jae learned English for this and people say he's the best actor in The Acolyte. a) That's how good he is. b) That's how bad the others actors and the writing are. c) All of the above.

Using a lightsaber to cut your hair is crazy enough. But there must be a safer method to do it than what she did.

I'm a glutton for Mel delivering updates on the cringe.

Disney got zero respect for lightsabers as a jedi weapon and not a Rian Johnson novelty toy. They completely forget about needing to be force sensitive and trained to use one. Joe public can pick one up and their good to go, cut your hair with it no problem.

Loved today's QuarterCast! And now we've got a fresh Go Boom! too! You're accomplishing awesome things, Melonie! God bless you 🙏

Thank you Melonie, you are 100% right. These people care nothing about their shows, its all about bitch slapping the fans and laughing when people react. The ultimate troll.

This was written by an elementary school student

Lightsaber Training Step 1. Cut your hair with one move.

The best part of the series is when the acolyte, star of the acolyte, played by the acolyte said "It's acolytin' time" and violently acolyted all over the white Jedi patriarchy.

"Do you smell smoke?" *Looks right at the Sith girl* LOL

The power of 1 is the path that leads to 2, 2 leads to many, and many should be embarrassed for this catastrophe.

the dumpster fire is spreading to the adjacent building, both of them. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sol couldn't use the Force to save the girl, or like Kylo, freeze Not Ezra? How come Not Ezra uses the Force but the Jedi's do not?

"The Ejacolyte" has finished its task for Disney/Lucasfilm. They are very "proud" of their "work."

Lmao " The troglodyte" 😂😂

The hair was hanging over the sabre too. ..... Bruh, it CUTS THROUGH AN ARM LIKE BUTTER!

this show is literally a turd swimming around in a toilet that no body has decided to flush yet

The best part if the saber hair cut was the music like they really really thought this was epically briliant😂

Their job is, to make products others consume, yet say, they don't care if the consumer likes it. Then they cry, when nobody cares about their products, and when people hate it. That's stupid. What a bunch of clowns. 🤦‍♂️

Melonies point is they can't even get BASIC stuff right...

They only had $180M to work with, cut them some slack on the haircut.

Defund the Jedi

Never mind the extensions she would have burned her face off with the lightsaber.

They didn't have the budget for a good hairdresser, so they hired a straight man for the job.

um doesn't mae have a giant tattoo on her face but cutting her hair will trick the JeDEI. wtf

The whole series is Sithilis.

Rainbow Witches using the force to make babies. Star Wars 2024. 😅😅

The Jedi need to get some of those giant, (lesbian?) space moths.

The power of Woke! The power of Trash!! The power of Meeeemeeee!!! 🎶🎶😵

A woman cuts her hair when she means business

And there si a continuity error/jump cut! At 3:37 when she turns the lightsaber on, her hand is more or less in the middle (middle top) of the saber. Then, after the other shot on the twin KO on the ground, when we come back on her and she cuts her hair, the hand is way much higher on the saber, very close to the blade itself (the correct way to use a saber ; and lately on disney tv shows, we can see lot of jedi fighting with the hand in the middle of their saber... sometimes worst. it's not a fucking tennis racket!)

They've been cheap with Star Wars for years and the fact that each episode has a budget of 158 million dollars FOR EACH EPISODE you'd think they would put more effort into their project but no they use up that money to push THE MESSAGE. Granted I am not that big of a Star Wars fan but I know effort and quality in a show when I see it and this show has no effort put into it.

Star Wars fans to George Lucas: “Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi! You’re my only hope!”

Did nobody notice that Mae have a tattoo on her forehead while Osha doesnt?

It looks like a knit scarf on my low res phone video.

i cannot believe they made a Star Wars Lesbian movie think either the original cast or George Lucas would all speak out and say something about this i know i would if i played in that movie

Disney was founded by an occultist and continues to be helmed by playground enthusiasts.

I miss old Star Wars. Like when Anakin destroyed the Death Star.

In my own head, I have been singing this like Back at one, "The power of One, The power of Two, The power of... Manny"

They’re so pissed that it’s trash. Awwwww

The funny thing is that she cuts her hair to pretend to be the other twin. Okay. But the one with short hair should be spotted as an impostor immediately, because she can't have long hair just like that...

That reminds me of the *just coming out of water* head flip....

Did she left her sister's nurse body there without any respect, in the fashion of a tomb of something?

I was going to critique The Acolyte today, but I was busy shooting some fish in a barrel.

LMAO I never noticed the long extensions, saw them as short dreadlocks

I may be old, certainly old school. None of the male actors in this show come anywhere close to what i would consider handsome.

That girl's hair is colored like the door that they were going to use in a Scooby Doo cartoon, ffs lol

3:28, that looks so danged unsaf and crazy AF

The cutting of the hair symbolizes the cutting of the chains from the oppressors. Stunning and brave powerful woman moment.

It's odd how a lightsaber left no burn marks on the hair, also the force is always male, it "entered" the womb of the witch so it's male.

Hair is flammable.. ever see someone catch their hair on fire accidentally with a candle in the bath tub? Lightsabers burn through metal...a lot more heat then a candle..

0:24 the "Asslite"

The Acolyte in a galaxy far far far far far far far far far far away but not far enough away we wished.😤🤬

they HAVE to be money laundering.. no one in their right mind would spend 180 million on this.

How much longer can they keep hemorrhaging money.

It’s going to have to stop because there are losing money on every single thing thay do

The part where he said he was Sith just made me think of "There are somr who call me.....Tim." From Monty Python and the Holy Grail 😅

Headlands 'Acolyte' isn't just under cooked chicken. it definitely isn't just ( a huge amount of ) under cooked pork; it is something that could only aspire to be those things in a place where light is dark: when slime mold , fungus and algae are the dominant things in a shower stall, the only way people shower in it is in the dark

It's money laundering

I am so happy there are people like you out there fighting the good fight

It’s not even that it’s woke, it’s just shit with bad writing and MAJOR lore issues…and now the fandom has united!

Did we just forget that she has knives in every other scene of the show?

Cutting your hair with a lightsaber isnt just stupidly dangerous, its also completely unecessary and a misuse of a very powerful, sacred weapon. Its mot like Mulan with a sword, Disney 😂 Edit: I also noticed that her severed hair flew upwards when she lifted the lightsaber and stood up. You can tell theyre using actual physical lightsabers like ultrasabers or something because, in "reality", lightsabers wouldnt have enough of a solid presence to lift hair like that--theyd cut through it instantly and cause the hair to fall downward inmediately, ehile singing the ends and making the place stink of burnt hair.

By the power of Fallopian tubes!

Morally void.... yes, indeed 👏👏 good description.

Legitimate question, where do they invest the hundreds of millions of dollars that these shows cost? Because it definitely wasn't in the costumes, there is no chance of it being with the senario, much less special effects. And of course the script shouldn't have cost much since a high school teenager could probably have done better... Where do they invest all that big money? Because there is not a single thing i can tell "oh theres all that money went" in the show.

If you were going to cut hair with a light Saber. This would be the dumbest way. She almost cut her head off.

Apparently Google is considering The Acolyte a 'Thriller' just thought thats interesting